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Speaker 1: You know what I did today?

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Speaker 2: What got in at six thirty five, got my car

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Speaker 2: from the auto shop, brought it home, played with my kids,

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Speaker 2: got in the bus here, biked a little bit of

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Speaker 2: the way, got us smoothie.

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Speaker 1: I'm here, grown as a f You've done.

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Speaker 3: A whole are you do? You live on a farm.

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Speaker 3: We've done a whole day already and it's not even

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Speaker 3: twelve pm.

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Speaker 1: I do most, I do more.

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Speaker 3: Take your time, Honey, you could do it in haler.

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Speaker 4: Ow.

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Speaker 3: Hey everybody, I'm mich Sheelby.

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Speaker 5: Tell I'm Jordan Carlos, and welcome to Adulting from w

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Speaker 5: NYC Studios, the podcast where we learned how to be

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Speaker 5: grown ass adults together.

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Speaker 6: And in this episode we hear from two really talented people.

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Speaker 1: Carrie Cott it yes.

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Speaker 3: And she was amazing. She was Brooklyn born and raised.

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Speaker 6: She has an amazing style and she tucks her shirts

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Speaker 6: into her pants in a way that I can never

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Speaker 6: achieve in Catholic schools.

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Speaker 1: And then I also had Michelle Colins.

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Speaker 3: Yes, her name was Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Michelle.

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Speaker 3: Michelle Michelle Michelle My Bell.

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Speaker 7: Show.

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Speaker 3: She's she's a real one.

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Speaker 1: She's a whip, she's quit, She's not a fake. One

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Speaker 1: whip smart.

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Speaker 6: So get out of your pen and paper and get

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Speaker 6: ready to take some notes so you can take in

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Speaker 6: all the wisdom were about to drop on you. I'm

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Speaker 6: your husband, shall be told us Jordan Carlos, this is

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Speaker 6: DJ ton will motherfuckers.

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Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, make some noise if you have no idea

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Speaker 3: what the fuck this is?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Wait, why are the people that work here clapping?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 8: Not?

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Speaker 3: Okay? This is like our twelfth show.

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Speaker 1: This show is a check in.

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Speaker 5: We check in with each other to see how we

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Speaker 5: are getting through adulthood. Face like check in safe this week?

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Speaker 5: Uh from the disaster that is adulthood.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy's yawning perfect? Did you get no vitamin?

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Speaker 3: Day to day? Bitch was going on?

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Speaker 1: What you're hungover? What did you do last night?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: Who did you do?

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Speaker 1: What did you what?

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Speaker 3: Picklebacks?

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Speaker 1: Let the man speak? What the fuck? The hum the

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Speaker 1: hum hump?

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Speaker 3: Film festivals made up? Love it? He filmed porn?

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Speaker 5: Guy that that's gonna play me on a Hollywood movie.

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Speaker 5: Please tell me what I please stand up and they

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Speaker 5: don't know what.

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Speaker 1: You stand up? The music.

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Speaker 3: Look at that curly hair, You're great, you look.

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Speaker 6: Great, and that well manicured beard. He's got fucking beard

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Speaker 6: oil in his back pocket.

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Speaker 1: Leave this man alone.

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Speaker 3: What that was a compliment? You can't tell because about

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Speaker 3: tongue from Jersey? You get it.

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Speaker 1: So you went to the Hump Film Festival.

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Speaker 5: You you watched a couple of films.

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Speaker 1: Anything good?

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Speaker 3: Great about the movies? What'd you drink?

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Speaker 1: Did you hook Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Did you hook up? Fingers in you? Fingers and somebody else?

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Speaker 5: Get to We're married, get to the five fat bro ship.

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Speaker 3: Fingers in you, figures in somebody else?

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Speaker 9: Thing isn't somebody else?

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Speaker 1: Everybody's like, is he gonna make that note? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: make that.

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Speaker 10: Audition.

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Speaker 1: It is somebody.

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Speaker 5: Get a baby grand out so you can do fingers

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Speaker 5: in you?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, congratulations.

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Speaker 5: Did you wake up in your own bed with somebody

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Speaker 5: or did you wake up in somebody's bed with somebody else?

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Speaker 1: Or just alone in somebody else?

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Speaker 3: That's a lot of.

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Speaker 1: Happened.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, nice airborn placement.

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Speaker 1: Well he's doing the right thing on the weekend. I

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Speaker 1: like this guy's energy. Were you dragged here?

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Speaker 7: Sir?

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Speaker 6: I love it.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get through that.

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Speaker 3: You set that energy like he's at a Macy spitting.

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Speaker 9: Room just holding everybody's ship while this woman tries to phone.

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Speaker 1: You can make it, Ethan, You can do it, I

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Speaker 1: believe with your talent.

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Speaker 6: And yeah, are you married?

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Speaker 3: You have married energy? Where your wife?

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Speaker 5: Where's your wife's innati?

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Speaker 6: That is so spicy? So you came to the show

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Speaker 6: by yourself and sat in the front.

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Speaker 9: Okay, dirty John, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to win Telton, everybody.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, she's so excited to bring her first guest to

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Speaker 11: the fucking stage.

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Speaker 3: I've done her for a while. She's so amazing.

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Speaker 6: She's got so many great stories, and she like goes

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Speaker 6: deep hard for Brooklyn in a way that is like

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Speaker 6: a Spike Lee movie but like with brown titties.

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Speaker 3: And I'm so excited to have her. Please give it

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Speaker 3: up for care.

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Speaker 12: Yes, mama, she look flawless, flawless, so talk to me.

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Speaker 13: Born and raised Brooklyn, Born and raised in Brooklyn. Yeah,

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Speaker 13: my whole entire life only ever lived here.

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Speaker 3: That's so dope. Ever ever, ever, ever.

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Speaker 13: The longest I've been out of Brooklyn was like three

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Speaker 13: weeks when I went on vacation last summer.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was your rum springer.

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Speaker 8: That was yep, got off a compound.

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Speaker 3: You're like this is how the other half lifts bobbitch.

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Speaker 13: Wow, and you have Caribbean parents, Yes, so your first generation,

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Speaker 13: first generation did go?

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Speaker 1: It went well.

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Speaker 13: You know what's funny, My parents are the only Caribbean

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Speaker 13: parents that I know that didn't set any expectations for

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Speaker 13: be doctors or lawyers. They really don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 13: They were like, okay, it was so that was my

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Speaker 13: so my mom's Jamaican, mydaz haation.

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Speaker 3: Same with me.

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Speaker 6: They were just like, don't get pregnant in high school

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Speaker 6: and you did it?

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Speaker 3: Same?

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Speaker 1: Did it?

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Speaker 12: Gotcha?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I live but still.

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Speaker 9: I mean yeah, and it's not like I put it.

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Speaker 3: On their credit cards. So I'm adult know exactly my choice.

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Speaker 3: Too much? Not enough?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, oh dear, I know.

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Speaker 3: It's five o'clock on a Sunday. Get into it.

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Speaker 1: We don't have to go to work tomorrow. Let's do

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Speaker 1: this ship jobs, let's do it.

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Speaker 6: Speaking of jobs, you were a writer on White Snak's

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Speaker 6: Problemarus I was.

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Speaker 5: I was.

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Speaker 6: You were the only black woman. Yes, it sounds like

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Speaker 6: a problem, Maariy to me?

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Speaker 3: Was the lady?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely?

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Speaker 6: I know?

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Speaker 3: Was that goofy.

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Speaker 1: Who was that?

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 13: It was the most diverse work situation I've ever been in.

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Speaker 8: Like there were like five and six women.

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Speaker 13: There was another black dude, so I was just grateful

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Speaker 13: I wasn't the only black person. So I felt like

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Speaker 13: it was the most diverse sort of situation I could

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Speaker 13: hope for, especially for Late Night.

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Speaker 5: Did you ever, but did you ever have to do

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Speaker 5: what's to called emotional labor where you had to like

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Speaker 5: answer as like for all black.

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Speaker 1: Women and things like that.

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Speaker 13: I didn't feel like I had to answer for all

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Speaker 3: For militant black people.

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Speaker 13: Because our show was based on like the police, and

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Speaker 13: problems and like systemic police abuse and what that was like.

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Speaker 13: And I had been researching like police brutality and what

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Speaker 13: to do on my own in my spare time, like

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Speaker 13: I need to do something because that's a hobby for me.

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Speaker 13: So when I came into that show, I felt like

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Speaker 13: I needed to bring that perspective, you know, I needed to.

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Speaker 8: I live in Brooklyn. I'm from Brooklyn.

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Speaker 13: It's like we were focused on like the NYPD so

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Speaker 6: And what are you walking into a room right, like

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Speaker 6: a writer's room or any type of office situation. What

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Speaker 6: do you think the biggest misconception as an opinionated black

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Speaker 8: Have definitely that you're angry?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, and it's just first of all, I'm already dark skinned.

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Speaker 13: I already speak like this because I'm from Brooklyn. You

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Speaker 13: know what I'm saying, Like, if I yell at you,

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Speaker 13: that's how you know I like you. Yeah, if I'm

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Speaker 13: nice to you, I'm probably gonna fuck your boyfriend.

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Speaker 10: It's like, who said, I think that's the biggest thing.

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Speaker 13: Like people just mistaken your passion for like anger and

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Speaker 13: you never hear like white angry men, and nobody's angry

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Speaker 13: than white men. Trust a woman emotional and it's like

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Speaker 13: that's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy.

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Speaker 3: You're absolutely right.

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Speaker 1: So what did you learn from the show, Like, do

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Speaker 1: you want to do a late night show of girl?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I was working on my own late night situation

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Speaker 13: right before I started working there. But you're never going

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Speaker 13: to turn down experience working with Wyatt Senec And it

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Speaker 13: was like I did one season there and I learned,

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Speaker 13: and I.

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Speaker 8: Was like, this is really cool.

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Speaker 13: But I really like being on camera on stage, So

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Speaker 13: I felt you cute in a room. I know the podcast,

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Speaker 13: Ye gotta see me. I hope there's a visual situation.

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Speaker 3: Dig it's the internet.

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Speaker 14: Make it.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry.

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Speaker 3: We're going to get to good ad you fucking people's boyfriends.

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Speaker 3: So you are.

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Speaker 6: And this is and this is also a very Caribbean

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Speaker 6: thing too, like owning your sexuality.

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Speaker 3: Like when I was six years.

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Speaker 6: Old, I like I learned how to waltz work from

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Speaker 6: my older cousins, you know what I mean, Like like carnivals,

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Speaker 6: like nothing, you put on a bikini and some butterfly

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Speaker 6: wings and you go like fucking juve with fucking everybody

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Speaker 6: else and play mass and so like when were you

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Speaker 6: able to like really own your sexuality and not apologize

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Speaker 6: for it.

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Speaker 13: Well, the stuff that you mentioned, because I grew up

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Speaker 13: playing masks dancing.

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Speaker 8: I never felt there was nothing about that.

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Speaker 3: That was sexual.

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Speaker 13: That was just like dance, that was freedom of expression.

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Speaker 13: But like in terms of sexuality, I think I was

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Speaker 13: a little bit advanced. Like I went to high school

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Speaker 13: when I was twelve years old.

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Speaker 3: I got around. I went a brown honey.

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Speaker 13: But and when I got their freshman year, everybody else

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just thought it was. Was that a teacher?

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Speaker 6: How do you break up with somebody? Have you broken

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Speaker 8: So I don't have any more years to give you.

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Speaker 13: So yeah, wow, but I love you still, baby, if

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Speaker 3: Could just go to therapy. I believe in you.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for believing in him when he doesn't believe

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Speaker 3: I want to do for yourself adult? Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 3: Small thing, but it's.

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Speaker 13: I love that I write in my gratitude journal every day,

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Speaker 3: I hope we're in it.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know.

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Speaker 13: I said I hope that they said, what would make

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Speaker 10: Welcome back to adult.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. First questions, pretty good handwriting.

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Speaker 5: Should I be friends with someone from New Jersey?

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Speaker 1: I'm parenthetical. I live in the city.

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Speaker 3: It's Jersey, New Jersey.

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Speaker 10: I would not be friends with you if you pay me.

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Speaker 6: Secondly, I'm giving my right eye a heartbeat.

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Speaker 3: You should not. We're terrible. We're terrible.

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Speaker 14: All right? All right?

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Speaker 1: So many papers? Thank you? Love you?

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Speaker 14: I leave it on a pile on my table, and

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Speaker 3: That's very good, guys, I do like a to do

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Speaker 5: Like I usually open just about everything that looks pretty important,

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Speaker 3: Not matter your journey.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Like, why are you guys not writing this down? Okay

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Speaker 3: Have any paper? They were sago. Okay, Yeah, my boss

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Speaker 6: When I first moved to New York City, I used

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: And no I don't, but but I will.

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Speaker 5: I have had people on a job like police my

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Speaker 5: I don't know if this person is doing this to you.

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Speaker 5: But I asked him, I'm like, are you straight up

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Speaker 1: They will stop, or they will become more conscious of

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Speaker 1: what they're doing. Believe me, believe me. We won't get.

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Speaker 1: We can get, we won't get. Gonna make it, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: To make it.

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Speaker 1: I love it. This is like turning into a ted talk.

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Speaker 6: How do you tell a good friend slash roommate that

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Speaker 3: Are you here with said roommates? You don't?

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Speaker 1: You tell people are crazy?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 5: What you gotta do is be like Shawshank redemption, burrow

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Speaker 1: And find a new place and then just be like

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Speaker 3: That's hard.

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Speaker 1: What have you done that before? Have you? I know

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Speaker 1: you have you? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I have one roommate and that was enough because she

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Speaker 6: was dirty as fuck. I was like, how you so

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Speaker 6: pretty and so dirty. That's not fucking cleaning, you just

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Speaker 3: And then she really loved olive oil.

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Speaker 6: We put it on her hair and her face and

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Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck? Then she had an

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Speaker 8: Cat?

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Speaker 3: She was a pretty bitch that I knew.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: That's hard. Wait you can, you can.

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Speaker 14: I kind of did something similar with it was that

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Speaker 14: didn't go well, Okay, what did you do? In college?

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Speaker 14: Me and a bunch of my friends were gonna live together.

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Speaker 14: We're gonna move on campus. I went to school in Ohio.

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Speaker 1: For a year.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: And as for our second year of sophomore year there,

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Speaker 1: I just get apartment together. I was like cool, looked

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Speaker 14: And then I moved to North Carolina and I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Tell anybody I was going to North Carolina for school.

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Speaker 1: I just kind of left.

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Speaker 2: You just.

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Speaker 1: That's what you do. You signed that second year lease extension.

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Speaker 1: You're like, I'm you got a fucking get out of there.

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Speaker 3: Nor that is such a sophomoric thing to do.

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Speaker 6: I think we should bring our last guest out so

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Speaker 6: fucking dope. She's so fucking dope. I've known her for

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Speaker 6: fucking ever since I first started comedy. She has a

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Speaker 6: beautiful name is Michelle L O L. She has a

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Speaker 6: show on Series Radio. She was on the View, She's

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Speaker 6: been on Oh my gosh. She hosts like the after

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Speaker 3: Blown. She's already done everything she could do for me

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Speaker 6: Please help me welcome our friend Michelle Collin.

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Speaker 2: So good.

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Speaker 6: You look so good, Sir Goshknazi goop in a way

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Speaker 6: I was not.

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Speaker 8: I was like, what is it sixty eight degrees? I'll

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Speaker 8: wear my woolen onesie anyway.

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Speaker 4: I have rain hair and and I'm showing a.

459
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Speaker 8: Little inks boys shaved up to.

460
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Speaker 4: Your what's up? Like, what's your bedtime routine? Well it

461
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,840
Speaker 4: sucks now. I feel like I had kids. Even though

462
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 4: I am like you have a morning show. I have

463
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 4: to be at my show at seven am, live every

464
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,240
Speaker 4: day Monday through Friday. And I thank you guys. And

465
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 4: also I love to complain, So it's like actually perfect

466
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 4: because I can bitch about how a little sleep I'm

467
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 4: getting without having kids. So I can tell you enjoy

468
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 4: doing that because it's fun. You like to make people

469
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 4: feel like shit. Yeah, like I slept four hours anyways,

470
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Speaker 4: I love that.

471
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Speaker 3: God, you must be like so sober. Oh no, I'm.

472
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Speaker 8: Not even no, no, not at all.

473
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Speaker 2: I know.

474
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 4: I go out and I drink and then I mean

475
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Speaker 4: not every night obviously, but like if I have an event,

476
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,360
Speaker 4: an event, I'm a Lady's also so flattering, she Enjordy's

477
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Speaker 4: what's new?

478
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Speaker 3: Talk to me?

479
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Speaker 6: We know we weren't talking to you guys so long show,

480
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Speaker 6: but I know, but now I have like questions for you.

481
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Speaker 3: Okay, so what should we you know?

482
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Speaker 4: Why?

483
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,400
Speaker 3: Because crush When you were a kid.

484
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 8: I had a crush on this kid, Kevin.

485
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 4: We went to see the Aristicats together when I was

486
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 4: in kindergarten and I am seventy eight, thank you, and

487
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 4: I remember that I thought I missed our date.

488
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 8: Like I remember, I fell asleep and to.

489
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Speaker 4: Take a nap and I woke up and I had

490
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,199
Speaker 4: that moment where I was like, it's tomorrow and I

491
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 4: missed it and I started to cry.

492
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 3: I was like a little kid.

493
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 4: And then I had a crush on this kid, also

494
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 4: very little who was in my swimming class, and I

495
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 4: just remember godzillaying around the pool chasing him. He didn't

496
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Speaker 4: love it. And you know, I was like, I have

497
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 4: very long arms and legs. You know my ape indexes,

498
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 4: like through the roof. You know about the ape index. No,

499
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,360
Speaker 4: it's what like German rock climbers like compare to compare

500
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Speaker 4: their height to their arm with you know when I'm

501
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,239
Speaker 4: talking about So I'm six foot one already monster like,

502
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 4: but then I have a six foot four inch wingspan.

503
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 4: And when I know, I'm like Phelpsian like when I google,

504
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,399
Speaker 4: but I'm also fat. So I'm like, what, Like, I

505
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 4: get fucked. You should be stuff. I should be climbing. Listen,

506
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 4: don't start with me. I go on the real relay.

507
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Speaker 4: Put in the xx L Fingy's crossed.

508
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Speaker 3: I know, relatable. I'm like Gucci. The only thing that

509
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 3: fits is perfume.

510
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Speaker 2: Fu.

511
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what is one habit you need to let go

512
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Speaker 3: of this year?

513
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's a really good question. Like shopping,

514
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 4: that's a real one. That's a real answer. I actually

515
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,640
Speaker 4: learned to something that I have on my show.

516
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Speaker 3: I have.

517
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 4: I think they call it like shopping bolimia or something,

518
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 4: which I'm not. You know, it's twenty eighteen, so can

519
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 4: I even say the B word? But that's twenty nine

520
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 4: that's exactly right.

521
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Speaker 8: Well that's my time.

522
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 4: But by the way, that's the amount of sleeping.

523
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Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I was no.

524
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Speaker 4: But it's where you buy a lot of stuff and

525
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 4: then you just return a lot of stuff. So I

526
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 4: do shop a lot, but then I return a lot

527
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Speaker 4: of stuff.

528
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Speaker 3: Do you do that?

529
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Speaker 1: Well, Amazon, let's Amazon, let's you return.

530
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Speaker 4: I don't do Amazon, tho, because I don't like the packaging.

531
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 4: You know what I do if I buy something too small,

532
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 4: like ASO some you know what I'm.

533
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 12: Talking about, I send you unnecessary boxes and plastic.

534
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 6: Bubbles and I'm like, not even I want to turn it,

535
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 6: but then I don't, and then I keep it in

536
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 6: my closet for like almost two years, and and I

537
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 6: donate to Jamaica.

538
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Speaker 3: That's nice.

539
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 8: I don'tate.

540
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 4: There's a church around the corner for me, so I'll schlep, like,

541
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 4: contain those container store shopping bags? Can we discuss the best?

542
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 4: I'll they're very stiff, even though they're plastic. I'll stif

543
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 4: it open, I'll toss all my garbage, hope, there's a

544
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 4: giant in the neighborhood who like needs stuff. And then

545
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 4: that's like every time I go in and like thin

546
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 4: east crossed Hodor lives, you know, and and I'll drop

547
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 4: a bag of my garbage off and they're always like

548
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 4: things and I'm like, there's stuff with tags, Like I'm

549
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 4: always there, always.

550
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 8: Like yeah, stuck with tag and they're like you can go.

551
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, enjoy it. Yeah.

552
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. I feel like you're a

553
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: neat person, are you? Are you?

554
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 5: Like I get I get a feeling of like neat organization,

555
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 5: like if you went packing for a trip, there would

556
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Speaker 5: be bags within bags in the bags.

557
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Speaker 3: My mother.

558
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 4: But my mother is like anal retentive, you know how

559
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 4: You're not your parents, so like if your parent is messy,

560
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 4: you'll be need et cetera, and a kind of down.

561
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 4: So my mother is like Nazi white glove, like honestly

562
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 4: OCD mental illness, neat and so I'm not dirty, like

563
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 4: I dust. I love a swiffer. I love anything that

564
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 4: attracts dust. I have two dysons. I go, I put

565
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 4: him on each arm and I just Edward scissorhands.

566
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 3: My whole house.

567
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 4: I like I go full off. I just wave them around.

568
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 4: I suck everything up.

569
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,239
Speaker 8: But I am not.

570
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 4: But I'm not neat like I because my clothing, I

571
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 4: go crazy. I have like a lot of stuff, so

572
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 4: like finding I don't know, especially because I'm making up

573
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 4: so early, so I like crazy in the morning at least.

574
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Speaker 6: Like growing up, I went to a lot of Catholic school,

575
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Speaker 6: so we had like one Civilian day where we got

576
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Speaker 6: to wear a outfit. And then my dad never wanted

577
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 6: me to buy another outfit because he's like, there's no holes,

578
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 6: You're fine. I'm like, this isn't haiti Okay, Can I

579
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 6: just get another fucking suirt? And then when they started

580
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 6: making plus size clothes, I was like, oh, I didn't

581
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 6: even know how to shop for myself properly. I would

582
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 6: just take clothes and like manipulate. And now that there's

583
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 6: so much plus sized clothing, like I can't stop.

584
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 3: But this is exactly what happened to me.

585
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 4: So when I was in high school, I love to

586
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 4: brag I was homecoming senior Princess.

587
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 3: That means I.

588
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 4: Got second because shay Ron Walker of North my Meeting,

589
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 4: Florida was homecoming queen and punched me in the face

590
00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 4: as I congratulated.

591
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 8: Hurts along story.

592
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 4: But when I went to get my dress, this is

593
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 4: in ninety eight, I went and where can I go?

594
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 4: I was like a size fourteen or up. I went

595
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 4: to Macy's and I'm also six to one, So I

596
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 4: ended up you know that back in the day before,

597
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 4: like the head nice. Plus I stuff that shiny jersey

598
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 4: that had the glitter glued onto it. Does anyone in

599
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 4: the audience know what I'm talking about?

600
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: Yes?

601
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Show you my prom dress?

602
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 3: You were describing my feet stuck out of it. I looked.

603
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 4: It was just an absolute nightmare dress. And I wore

604
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 4: it and I got crowned. And then now I'm the

605
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 4: same way. I'm a size eleven shoe. I'm not a

606
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 4: tiny size. They have Aso's like all the tall shit. Yes,

607
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 4: i I'm.

608
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 3: Like, I need it in case.

609
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 4: I have literally twenty gowns. I have twenty gowns. You

610
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 4: have twenty day literally no, because I find a gown

611
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 4: that's long and like, I have so many events and

612
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 4: I love to be hackled.

613
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 10: So it's perfect.

614
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 8: I just want everything I love in one thing.

615
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: Dart me ask you want to say a question.

616
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Speaker 5: You're a hostess, your hostess, but do you often host Fridays?

617
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Speaker 4: By the way, at Fridays you need a table because

618
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 4: she hasn't your host.

619
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Speaker 1: I'm your host, but do you host? Do you host

620
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Speaker 1: it home?

621
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

622
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 4: I do list to my home. Okay, but I have

623
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 4: a roof area in my house that's really nice.

624
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 8: So I have people to the room.

625
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 3: We gotta invite us.

626
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 8: What great guests. I would love to have you.

627
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 4: I just built all my cam furniture and it was

628
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 4: an absolute band in Yeah, so yeah, come over anytime.

629
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: How did your mind?

630
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 4: Well, I was fully sun poisoned. It was like castaway.

631
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 4: I was painting pictures of Helen Hunts on the side

632
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 4: of the wall. So I did lose my mind, jorining

633
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 4: things to ringing at. But also do you know what

634
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 4: I kid did to fuck me? So I bought these

635
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 4: beautiful lounger it's like really nice. I did the weight

636
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 4: test in the store, like I bounced on it at

637
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 4: anyone came Lorena, I you never know. So I was like, okay,

638
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 4: this will support like at least three hundred and fifty.

639
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 8: To four hundred pounds.

640
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,959
Speaker 4: So then uh so they started building it and they

641
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 4: sent me two of the same arm rest sides, so

642
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 4: but I didn't realize it. Like it's almost like an

643
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 4: an IQ test where when you figure out that they

644
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 4: fucked up because you're just getting it wrong over and

645
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 4: over again.

646
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes they are.

647
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 3: They are here to.

648
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 8: Like mentally walk with us.

649
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: I get it.

650
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 8: I can't explain it, like.

651
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 6: I'm gonna ugly probably like Harry, how do you make

652
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 6: adult friends?

653
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 4: That's a great one, you know, I'm just friendly. I

654
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 4: don't know how do I make friends? Are you a

655
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 4: friend grabber? Do you make friends through your friends' ad one?

656
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 3: Yes, I do that.

657
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 6: I'm also a friend hoarder, like I just the way

658
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 6: I am a clothes I am with people.

659
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 8: Like do you not like when people befriend your good friends?

660
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 6: I don't mind, but then I have to become the

661
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,959
Speaker 6: therapist with the two that when they start pissing each

662
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 6: other wolf.

663
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair, and I don't like that.

664
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 5: But I feel like you could talk to anybody, like

665
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 5: I feel like the neighborhood is your friend.

666
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like you would.

667
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 8: Go thanks me as an absolute lunatic.

668
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 4: But yeah, And I was like, hey, George, I'm talking

669
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 4: to a fire hydrant. Yeah, like, where's your Finn?

670
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 3: It's like an Afghan dog.

671
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 6: We talk about this all the time on the show

672
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 6: We have We have no idea your adult life?

673
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 3: How do you break up with a friend? Oh?

674
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 4: Well that you know, it's tough. That's a really tough

675
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 4: one because I'm very sensitive. No, I'm thinking about this

676
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 4: out loud, and I actually talk about this on my

677
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 4: show too, about like toxic adult friends.

678
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: It is.

679
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,479
Speaker 3: I think it does have to come down to ghosting.

680
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 3: I hate to say it.

681
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 4: I do think there is someone if there is not

682
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 4: like a obviously with a friend, like no sexual connection,

683
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 4: and sometimes it's just easier at least like I'm a

684
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 4: cancer with a labor moon, which is like a full

685
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 4: recipe for like anyone else?

686
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 8: Great anyone? Do you know what I'm saying?

687
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 3: Cuckoo?

688
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 4: Anyways, So I prefer the ghosting aspect of it because

689
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,719
Speaker 4: I think that it just it's kinder.

690
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 8: Otherwise, what do you say?

691
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, I can't explain it, Like I

692
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 4: just feel like when you know someone is toxic and

693
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 4: when you know there's no going back from a hurt

694
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 4: or a pain, and I do carry pain like very deeply,

695
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 4: as does my mom, Like it's just how we were

696
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 4: kind of brought up. My mom cuts people at the

697
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 4: fucking drop a hat. I mean, my mom, I do

698
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 4: not have a good role model for I don't do that.

699
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 4: But I'm saying that, like it's taken me time, you

700
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 4: know what I mean to realize, like, oh, that's fucked up?

701
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 3: What she does?

702
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 4: You know?

703
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 5: Do you talk it out with people, give them a

704
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 5: shot if they've pissed you off?

705
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 3: Or is it like friends of course?

706
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but what about when you're on the other

707
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 4: side of the when someone's mad at you?

708
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 3: Then what do you do?

709
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 6: I'm like, you're adiculous, why would you be mad at me?

710
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 6: I'm perfect, I know, like I'm here for you. Don't

711
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 6: ask me a question to lessen to want the answer.

712
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 6: And also like I you know, people being mad not

713
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 6: being invited to like like a show or my wedding.

714
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 3: It's like, calm down. Weddings.

715
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 4: By the way, I think the weddings are the ultimate

716
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 4: Your weddings are the ultimate fuck you moment in a

717
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 4: friendship or in a family. And everyone knows what I'm

718
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 4: saying because it is that's why people walk away from

719
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 4: weddings like I'm never speaking to them again, or if

720
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 4: you weren't even.

721
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 8: Invited, forget it.

722
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you make a union and you break up with

723
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 4: like seven people at once. Weddings are the ultimate decider.

724
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 4: I have a few people I need to cut. I

725
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 4: need to get married, just.

726
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 8: Like I get it.

727
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Speaker 3: Hit a lot of.

728
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Speaker 8: Coming to Vegas.

729
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Speaker 5: I love that.

730
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 3: So let's take some questions on the audience a lot. Yes, yes,

731
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Speaker 3: you guys have a fun me good.

732
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I won't sing that, but if I just throw

733
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 4: like truly spotlights on me.

734
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 3: Ever love that? Wait, tell me something, girl? You know

735
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 3: I sing that on my show. No you don't, but

736
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 3: I sing it all right, I.

737
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: Go, I'm off for deeper watch believe the girl. We

738
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: cannot afford that song.

739
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 3: So rabbinical way, that's a freedom nothing.

740
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 4: The whole thing sing I got a podcast is like

741
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 4: I'm at the end, like giving mistakes of the dog

742
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 4: in Night Moon. But let me add that it's so

743
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 4: rabbinical if you sing that, Oh.

744
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 8: Wow, what is this pace off? Where am I dobbining?

745
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 3: And the come on? It's so rabbinical? Okay, I can't

746
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 3: handle idiot.

747
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 4: I have I have people come to that with me

748
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 4: and then I because I love I sing. I can

749
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 4: sing really deep opera. I know my dream is to

750
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 4: be Javert and Lemas like I'm like.

751
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 7: Here out in the darkness a future tavern falling from.

752
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 10: Falling.

753
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:23,479
Speaker 4: I should have just started with us, I didn't. Man,

754
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 4: all right, I'm moving to a new city. How do

755
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 4: I make friends? Where are you moving? Kind person?

756
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 3: I'm moving. Oh, you're not beating anything.

757
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: Those are sorry, those are sociopaths.

758
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 8: Are you remotely funny?

759
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:40,959
Speaker 4: Are you, like, on a scale of one to ten,

760
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 4: are you like a three funny?

761
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 8: Okay, you'll be the.

762
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 4: She'll be the funniest person in DC when I go

763
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 4: to the people in DC are so serious that if

764
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 4: you're remotely funny, like say one funny thing in your lifetime,

765
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 4: they will be like, who's.

766
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 3: Kathy Griffin over there?

767
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 4: Like they don't know why, they don't know what to

768
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 4: do with it. So the charm factor will actually ghost.

769
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 4: Listen to me, go sit at a bar. They're actually

770
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 4: nice in DC. I'mout talking to trunk people. I'm talking

771
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 4: like humans.

772
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 8: You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

773
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 3: It's I just came in from DC this morning. It's

774
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 3: only three hours.

775
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 4: This is like another targeted cue to mish. At what

776
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 4: point do you think singlehood singlehood will be considered acceptable

777
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 4: all on marriage, kids, blah blah blah.

778
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 8: I mean, is it a choice.

779
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 4: It's kind of like your single, you're single, Like it's

780
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 4: either you want I mean, if you want to be single.

781
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 3: I don't see what the issue is.

782
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I think I think singlehood is definitely except

783
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 5: the New York City.

784
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 6: It's not about being single or being with someone or

785
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 6: having kids. It's just about being happy for yourself, I think.

786
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 6: And the great thing now it's like, do you remember

787
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 6: like when we were growing up and like somebody's parents

788
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 6: would get divorced and'd be like, holy shit, they got divorced.

789
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 3: Are they all cracked? Like everybody?

790
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 6: Like everything was so fucking precious. And now it's just

791
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 6: like we are all diving in doing it and living

792
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 6: our lives. And I feel like, getting back to what

793
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 6: you were saying with people in DC, as long as

794
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 6: you're not a sociopath, you okay.

795
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 3: So I feel like singlehood is fine.

796
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: I'm waiting for that first round of divorces to come through.

797
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 4: I'm thirty seven. It's time time running. It's happening it's

798
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 4: happening now. I'm like literally waiting outside of new like

799
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 4: city court.

800
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 3: I'm like, what happens?

801
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 8: I'm really sorry?

802
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 3: What do you doan there? That's the new app that

803
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 3: well recently like divorce? Say what ye wait outside?

804
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: Okay?

805
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 4: How do I pretend to be excited for a wedding?

806
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 4: What does it say a wedding?

807
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 5: Or for?

808
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: How do I pretend to be excited for a wedding?

809
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: A wedding?

810
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 4: Just leave it at that's web question. I think, how

811
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 4: do you pretend to be excited for a wedding is?

812
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 4: I will say, as a single person, you get excited

813
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 4: about who you can possibly make out with. I think

814
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 4: going weddings are a great fostering ground for big time slots,

815
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 4: and so you show up just live your best life,

816
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 4: you know what too, But not anymore because everyone's married now,

817
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 4: I guess.

818
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 6: But when I was a single friend going to a

819
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 6: wedding and there was no plus one, because people are

820
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 6: fucking evil, it would always like sit me at the

821
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 6: table with couples they didn't like, like in a corner.

822
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 6: I'm like, put me with the single people, even the

823
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 6: old people that like drink.

824
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 4: I had friends invite me to a wedding that I

825
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 4: sort of invited myself to. I was like, I'll be there,

826
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 4: a destination wedding in Santa Barbara.

827
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 3: Beautiful, lovely couple.

828
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 8: Wait and I get there.

829
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 4: I was like, I looked like Princess Amidala. I was

830
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 4: frosted in the face, like little red lip. I was like,

831
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 4: I'm ready, and she sat me across from her, like Rabbi,

832
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 4: who's obsessed This old rabbi who was obsessed with me,

833
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 4: and he would not stop talking to me, like through

834
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 4: all the vows and everything.

835
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 3: I was like, Rabbi, I was getting so upset.

836
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 4: And then I had she'd like gorgeous friends there and

837
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 4: they were all like the couple's friends were all thrown table,

838
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 4: and I was like, with all the.

839
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 8: Scraps, No, I know, I still been.

840
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 3: There, done that.

841
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 4: It's terrible. But if you get a plus one, you

842
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 4: can't really bring a girlfriend. I feel like people get

843
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 4: pissed you have to bring someone.

844
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 3: They do get pissed.

845
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 8: It's like wasting their money, you know what I mean,

846
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 8: That's what they did.

847
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 6: But I'm like, she gonna give you a gift and

848
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 6: pay for her fucking head, her meal, So bye, all right,

849
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Speaker 6: two of.

850
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 4: My best friends just became business partners hair studio. This

851
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 4: sounds like trouble and their communication sales are clashing. One

852
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 4: tells they other to fuck off with her feelings.

853
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 3: What should they do?

854
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 8: I think you should stay out of it?

855
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: What's the next us?

856
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 8: That's such an easy one. Just mind your own business.

857
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 8: I'm I wrong?

858
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 3: God?

859
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: Yeah? How many? How many spare? Oh rolls of toilet paper?

860
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: Is too many?

861
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 3: Have I have?

862
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 8: I was like three? That's so funny.

863
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,959
Speaker 6: We see a toilet paper question at least every fucking show.

864
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 3: Is that a question an adult.

865
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: Actually have at least four rolls at all times? Yeah?

866
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: At least? I mean that is.

867
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 4: I got to Costco and then I go and I buy.

868
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 4: I walk out looking like Missus. I literally walk out

869
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 4: Marshmallow Manning.

870
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 8: They're like on my arms. I'm like, oh like paper streaming.

871
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 4: I love toilet paper either Sharman and by their their

872
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 4: Kirkland brand paper towels.

873
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,479
Speaker 8: Oh it's good.

874
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 3: Kirklin is really like the Bushwick of Seattle.

875
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 5: Go on, what's one piece of laundromat etiquette you would

876
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 5: want a newcomer to know? Oh?

877
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,720
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys.

878
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,879
Speaker 6: I used to hang out in the laundry Mountain fifty

879
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 6: six to ninth, and people would fucking talk to you

880
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 6: and they don't shut the fuck up, and it's hard

881
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 6: not to make eye contact. You have to like work

882
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 6: really hard at it. I didn't have headphones back then.

883
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 6: I think I had like a CD strapped to my arm,

884
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 6: and I.

885
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 3: Was just like crazy OROHI yeah, I'll listen to Mary J. Blige.

886
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 6: But and you know what, you know, it's good etiquette

887
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 6: too in the laundromat. Don't fold your fucking panties like

888
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 6: all out in the open like fucking be ashamed.

889
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 3: Scrunch him in the back like an adult, and follow

890
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:27,959
Speaker 3: them at home.

891
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 6: I don't want to see all your fucking panties and

892
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 6: your stains in your life.

893
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 4: When I did my laundry, because I have laundering in

894
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 4: the building in the basement, and I have about seven

895
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 4: hundred pairs of beige spanks and it literally looks like

896
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 4: a missusdoubtfire convention came from a like genuinely so many

897
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 4: beige like holy things. And I will just take every

898
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 4: washing machine up with beage banks. When I lived in

899
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 4: La I would send my laundry at you ever tell

900
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 4: you that that's quickly. I se my laundriyat sparkling Coin

901
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 4: do not use them. And one day I called because

902
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 4: my laundry was late, and I was like, hi, you know,

903
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 4: I just I want to speak to Brian, like and

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Speaker 4: they go.

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Speaker 3: Is this?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Is this Michelle?

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Speaker 4: I They like knew my voice and I was like,

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Speaker 4: yes it is. They go one second like dying laughing.

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Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck? When they were all

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Speaker 4: like crying laughing. They came back on the line and

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Speaker 4: Steve and my friend said, they're all they've all tried

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Speaker 4: just banks on.

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Speaker 3: I would send over truly, it.

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Speaker 4: Looked like from like drag race like paths, and I

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Speaker 4: would send it and they for sure have all and

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Speaker 4: they're probably a little guys.

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Speaker 8: They went over their head. They're long, you know. Anyways,

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Speaker 8: thanks for listening.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, this so fun.

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Speaker 8: Last question, Okay, when is it time?

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Speaker 3: This is a really beautiful one.

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Speaker 4: When is the time to give up on Plan A

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Speaker 4: and rethink a plan b?

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, dam.

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Speaker 8: Everyone does that? But you know everyone does that, don't

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Speaker 8: you think?

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Speaker 4: So where you think something's going to turn out one

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Speaker 4: way and you kind of go with the flow.

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Speaker 5: I know, I think if you have high expectations. Your

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Speaker 5: patients must match that. So I don't think you should

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Speaker 5: give up and and do plan be quite yet if

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Speaker 5: you're still in this town and you're still in the

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Speaker 5: rat race in the city, like it took me ten

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Speaker 5: years to get my first like networking job, and that

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Speaker 5: was the ten years. So do you think I thought?

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Speaker 5: I thought I wasn't funny. I thought I wasn't talented,

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Speaker 5: And it's true, but but I kept going, you gotta

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Speaker 5: you don't give up.

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Speaker 3: Keep it up right, well, doth right.

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Speaker 14: I will say it absolutely to the wire. Figure out

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Speaker 14: how to harmonize playing amb but don't give up.

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Speaker 3: That's beautiful. We don't want you guys to give up.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming to me.

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Speaker 4: Guys have been up.

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Speaker 1: Give it up with Michelle Collins, te Moreton.

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Speaker 10: Take kind to each other.

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Speaker 3: We're kand this was such a great show.

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Speaker 1: Michelle Collins is NonStop fun.

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Speaker 6: I burn calories every time I hear her talk, and

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Speaker 6: Carrie caught it.

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Speaker 1: I love her.

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Speaker 5: She The Best Adulting was produced by Blakeney Chick and

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Speaker 5: O'delia Rubin. The Adulting team includes join Us, alatar Off,

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Speaker 5: Chase Colpon, and the live show is produced by Christian Banda.

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Speaker 6: Our theme music is by Isaac Jones, with the digital

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Speaker 6: music by DJ John Will.

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Speaker 1: Up you And if you liked this episode, don't forget

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Speaker 1: to rate us, write a review, read a great review.

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Speaker 5: And subscribe wherever you get your podcasts so you don't

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Speaker 5: miss out in the next episode.

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Speaker 6: That's right, And remember, guys, if you're single, don't forget

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Speaker 6: to open.

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Speaker 3: Your heart, your mind, and your legs. Owl.

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Speaker 6: What love was a lottery game? No one's playing the

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Speaker 6: lottery once. You gotta sit on that dick and figure

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Speaker 6: it out.

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Speaker 1: Why did you have to look deep in my eyes