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Speaker 4: That's the daily joke with your host, Daisy Line.
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Speaker 2: I've got so much to talk about tonight. McDonald's takes
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Speaker 2: uh oh, someone bought Donald Trump a globe. So let's
Speaker 2: get into it with our continuing coverage of Trump two
Speaker 2: point zero coming for the White House.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2: When Donald Trump won in November, it was largely on
Speaker 2: the promise of improving the everyday lives of American people,
Speaker 2: from fixing inflation after it was already fixed, to fighting
Speaker 2: the nationwide prime wave that he made up. And today,
Speaker 2: in a press conference from our lago, Trump announced one
Speaker 2: of those common sense, kitchen table policies that Americans have
Speaker 2: been waiting for.
Speaker 3: We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf
Speaker 3: of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do that. Why the hell not? We have
Speaker 2: been so concerned about all the scary things that Trump's
Speaker 2: going to do. We forgot He's also going to do
Speaker 2: some really stupid things. I guess Gulf of America does
Speaker 2: have a ring to it, as in, there was another
Speaker 2: horrific oil spill in the Gulf of America. But okay, fine,
Speaker 2: let's rename the Golf. I guess. Now, let's focus on
Speaker 2: the price of eggs. President ELEC.
Speaker 5: Donald Trump, urging America's northern neighbor to quote merge with
Speaker 5: the US, saying, many people in Canada love being the
Speaker 5: fifty first state Canada.
Speaker 3: And the United States. That would really be something. You
Speaker 3: get rid of that artificially drawn line and you take
Speaker 3: a look at what that looks like, what.
Speaker 2: That would go all the way from the Arctic down
Speaker 2: to the Gulf of America. This is this is insane.
Speaker 2: Canada can't become part of America. That's the country I
Speaker 2: pretend to be from when I'm traveling abroad. Why does
Speaker 2: Trump want Canada so much? When he hears that Canadians
Speaker 2: love pouring gravy on their poutine, he knows they're not
Speaker 2: talking about putine right. By the way, this isn't the
Speaker 2: first time he's mentioned this. He's been tweeting about making
Speaker 2: Canada the fifty first state for months now. SiGe. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm impressed that he currently knows there are fifty states.
Speaker 2: But surely Canada is not going to just take this
Speaker 2: Prime Minister Trudeau, tell him what's up.
Speaker 6: I intend to resign as party leader, as prime minister.
Speaker 2: Goddamn it, goddamn it. Well, welcome to the United States, Canada.
Speaker 2: Locker rooms are over there, our Wi Fi password is
Speaker 2: hop TuS sixty nine four twenty, and you pay for
Speaker 2: healthcare now. But no, Trudeau didn't resign just to make
Speaker 2: it easier for Trump to take over Canada. The fact
Speaker 2: is he resigned because he's very unpopular now and if
Speaker 2: he ran again, he'd have to face this guy, Pierre Pouliev.
Speaker 2: He's the leader of the Conservative Party and based on
Speaker 2: this interview, he's a pretty intimidating dude on the on
Speaker 2: the topic.
Speaker 4: I mean, in terms of your sort of strategy currently,
Speaker 4: you're obviously taking the populist pathway. What does that mean, well, appealing,
Speaker 4: appealing to people's more emotional levels, I would guess, I mean, certainly, certainly, certainly,
Speaker 4: you tap a lot of people would would say that
Speaker 4: you're simply taking a page out of the Donald Trump
Speaker 4: uh like which people would say that, well, I'm sure
Speaker 4: a great many Canadians. But like who, I don't know who.
Speaker 7: But you're the one who asked the question, so yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Much know somebody.
Speaker 2: God damn, that's a power move. I haven't seen someone
Speaker 2: dominated like this since I watch Baby Girl. Tell you
Speaker 2: what America is not getting Canada from him. Get on
Speaker 2: your knees. You're our province now, good girl. But back
Speaker 2: to Donald Trump, who is now demanding to rename the
Speaker 2: Gulf of Mexico and take over Canada. Not to mention,
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago, Trump expressed interest in taking
Speaker 2: over the Panama Canal because why stop it just controlling
Speaker 2: birth canals. But that's it, right, that's it. Now we
Speaker 2: can get back to the price of eggs.
Speaker 3: Well, we need Greenland for national security purposes. People really
Speaker 3: don't even know if Denmark has an illegal right to it,
Speaker 3: but if they do, they should give it up because
Speaker 3: we need it for national security.
Speaker 2: Of course we do, of course we do. Greenland is
Speaker 2: vital for our national security. It's the only way to
Speaker 2: stop Santa Claus from waltzing on down from the North
Speaker 2: Pole and our wives. And if you're wondering, wait, Trump
Speaker 2: keeps saying America is broke. How is he going to
Speaker 2: pay for Greenland. Oh, he's not.
Speaker 8: Donald Trump said he might use military force to take
Speaker 8: control of the Panama Canal and Greenland.
Speaker 9: Can you assure the world that as you try to
Speaker 9: get control of these areas, you are not going to
Speaker 9: use military or economic coores.
Speaker 3: No, I can't assure you on either of those two.
Speaker 10: What.
Speaker 2: He just got elected and he's going to invade Greenland. Look,
Speaker 2: I am no war expert. I'll leave decisions regarding our
Speaker 2: military to alcoholic Fox News hosts, but I am almost
Speaker 2: certain invading Greenland is insane. Insane At the very least,
Speaker 2: it would be nice to have heard about this during
Speaker 2: the campaign. I mean, you had time to tell a
Speaker 2: ten minute story about Arnold Palmer shower Penis, but now
Speaker 2: one story about bombing Greenland. That would have been good
Speaker 2: to know. For more on Trump's efforts to expand America's borders,
Speaker 2: we go live to Jordan Klepper. Jordan, what's going on?
Speaker 11: Oh, I'll tell you what's going on. Colonialism is back, baby.
Speaker 11: The world is full of distant lands we can plunder
Speaker 11: and rename after America. Well, get zinc from Greenland, or
Speaker 11: should I say America lend We'll get rubber from Cambodia,
Speaker 11: which is probably over here somewhere now America, and we'll
Speaker 11: get our sugar from South America, or as I like
Speaker 11: to call it, America America.
Speaker 2: Jordan, it's twenty twenty five, Why would we bring colonialism back?
Speaker 11: Come on, Daisy, The fancy hats alone are enough reason.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I hate to break it to you,
Speaker 2: but that hat looks stupid. The hat does not look stupid.
Speaker 2: You look stupid without a hat.
Speaker 12: And besides, besides, America was at its finest when it
Speaker 12: was expanding, manifest destiny, the Louisiana purchase, the Oregon Trail,
Speaker 12: the California Pizza Kitchen. You know, it was so great
Speaker 12: for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it won't be great for the countries we colonize.
Speaker 11: Why not think about all the gifts America has to
Speaker 11: offer a place like Canada, roads, sanitation, syphilis.
Speaker 2: Canada already has all those things.
Speaker 11: They don't have my syphilis.
Speaker 2: What if the Canadians resist?
Speaker 11: That's the Canadians. Don't make me laugh, the breastplate, change
Speaker 11: my nipples.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Jordan, superpowers have a habit of suffering
Speaker 2: defeats and harsh climates. Name one Napoleon in Russia. Name
Speaker 2: two Hitler in Russia. Name three the British in Afghanistan.
Speaker 2: Name four, the Soviets in Afghanistan. Name five, the Americans
Speaker 2: in Afghanistan. Name six Americans in Vietnam. You're my hat, Jordan, clever, everyone,
Speaker 2: we may.
Speaker 10: Come back and find out what Milania is in silence.
Speaker 2: Show the second Trump term just weeks away. Everyone's preparing
Speaker 2: in their own way. For example, I'm getting six IUDs
Speaker 2: spring it sperm. But knowing how much Trump lies, it's
Speaker 2: more important than ever for everyone to rededicate themselves to
Speaker 2: the pursuit of truth.
Speaker 6: Facebook announced it is getting rid of fact checkers, or that.
Speaker 2: I guess you could just live your truth. It's right,
Speaker 2: Facebook is ending fact checking, as Mark Zuckerberg announced apparently
Speaker 2: while entering his gen z era.
Speaker 6: The recent elections also feel like a cultural ticking point
Speaker 6: towards once again prioritizing speech. Fact Checkers have just been
Speaker 6: too politically biased and have destroyed more trust than they've created, especially.
Speaker 5: In the US.
Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, is this just what Mark Zuckerberg
Speaker 2: looks like?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: I guess someone got the Kendrick Lamar album for Hanukah?
Speaker 2: What is going on here. This is the worst fashion
Speaker 2: a white guy has tried to pull off since Oh,
Speaker 2: I guess two days ago. I gotta say, though, saying
Speaker 2: we realized relying on facts was discriminating against our Republican
Speaker 2: users is kind of a big dis to conservatives. It's
Speaker 2: like saying, sorry, our new skid mark policy was singling
Speaker 2: out greg All underwear stains are welcome. But Facebook isn't
Speaker 2: the only corporation that's trying to get on Trump's good side,
Speaker 2: even one that you would assume he's already cool with.
Speaker 5: McDonald's is the latest major company to roll back some
Speaker 5: of its diversity, equity and inclusion practices. The Golden Arches
Speaker 5: is not abandoning all diversity initiatives, but says it will
Speaker 5: retire specific goals, ending a supply chain, DEI pledge, pausing
Speaker 5: participation in surveys from external groups, and no longer setting
Speaker 5: what it calls representation targets.
Speaker 2: All right, this is disappointing coming from such a diverse company.
Speaker 2: They have a clown in x con, people with hamburger heads,
Speaker 2: and of course the pan sexual purple blob. And the
Speaker 2: thing is that McDonald's doesn't need to do this They
Speaker 2: are literally the one company that Trump will never get
Speaker 2: mad at. They could name a dipping sauce in honor
Speaker 2: of Hunter Biden and Trump would still be nuggets deep
Speaker 2: in that shit. Nuggets deep. But to everyone out there
Speaker 2: who cares about diversity and fast food, don't worry. To
Speaker 2: balance things out, five guys is now five guys and
Speaker 2: a queer Latino woman. So maybe no corporation is bending
Speaker 2: the need to Trump as hard as Amazon. They've got
Speaker 2: a very special plan to win over the incoming president,
Speaker 2: and it's called Happy Wife, Happy Life.
Speaker 8: Amazon Prime announced a new documentary on the incoming and
Speaker 8: former First Lady Milania Trump. Rime video will be giving
Speaker 8: a rare and behind the scenes looked at one of
Speaker 8: President elect Trump's most trusted but also notoriously guarded advisors.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, most trusted advisor. Did CNN also fire their
Speaker 2: fact checkers? What is she advising him on? Exactly? I
Speaker 2: advise you not to touch me. Now. Amazon is apparently
Speaker 2: paying forty million dollars just for the rights to this movie,
Speaker 2: and maybe you're thinking, well, this sounds like a way
Speaker 2: to line under money to the Trumps. Uh huh, But
Speaker 2: what director would want to attach their name to a
Speaker 2: project like this.
Speaker 8: It will be directed by Brett Ratner, which is the
Speaker 8: filmmaker's first major project since twenty seventeen. You might recall
Speaker 8: he was accused of sexual misconduct by numerous women and
Speaker 8: has denied those allegations.
Speaker 2: Accused of sexual misconduct, Does Donald Trump know he wasn't convicted,
Speaker 2: because that might be a deal breaker. I'll tell you,
Speaker 2: Amazon is really committed to this. Based on this new
Speaker 2: ad that we definitely did not make up, This Milania
Speaker 2: documentary is only the beginning.
Speaker 10: Coming this spring, Amazon is proud to announce its new
Speaker 10: unbiased documentary Milania, the Greatest, Firstest Lady, from legendary and
Speaker 10: totally innocent director Brett Ratner. Milania will provide an in
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Speaker 2: Let me come back to director a Baby Girl. We'll
Speaker 2: be joining me on the show with no moment.
Speaker 7: My good Lie is the writer and director.
Speaker 2: His new film is called Baby Girl. Please welcome Helena Rain.
Speaker 2: Congratulations on the film. It opened Christmas Day. Yes, it's
Speaker 2: a wonderful life for horny women everywhere. It's a beautiful film.
Speaker 2: I got to go see a screening last month, and
Speaker 2: you were there. You introduced the movie, and you introduced
Speaker 2: the movie with a question. You said, every good story
Speaker 2: starts with a question, and this film's question is can
Speaker 2: you love even the most shameful parts of yourself? How
Speaker 2: did you go?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: First of all, as someone who's binge watched eleven seasons
Speaker 2: of Real Housewives of New York, I can answer that
Speaker 2: for you. It's yes, yes you can, Yes you can.
Speaker 2: But how did you go from asking yourself that question
Speaker 2: to building this beautiful, vulnerable, raw story.
Speaker 1: Well, I knew.
Speaker 7: Also, I wanted to make something about my sort of quest.
Speaker 7: I always want to be normal, That's my whole thing.
Speaker 7: There's a sentence in the movie Aline that Nico Kate
Speaker 7: mince As to her husband Antonio Bandera.
Speaker 1: She goes, I just want to be normal. I want
Speaker 1: to be the woman you like. I want to be
Speaker 1: what you like.
Speaker 7: And so my movie is sort of a letter to
Speaker 7: myself to kind of encourage myself to become more unapologetically
Speaker 7: my authentic self without shame.
Speaker 1: God. It's very important. I also wanted it to be funny.
Speaker 7: I really wanted it to be funny, because I think
Speaker 7: humor is what connects all of us. And I just yeah, agreed, yeah,
Speaker 7: And I just thought I wanted to make a big
Speaker 7: American movie. You know, I come from Amsterdam, from a
Speaker 7: very small country, and so I didn't just want to
Speaker 7: make like a small movie about female desire. I wanted
Speaker 7: to make a big, fun movie. And I think because
Speaker 7: of my great actors, we hopefully succeeded.
Speaker 2: Oh you did. You absolutely fulfilled that desire to make it.
Speaker 2: There were laugh out loud moments. It was fascinating, it
Speaker 2: was exciting, it was tense, Nicole Kidman stars in this movie,
Speaker 2: The Legendary. I love the way that you played with humor.
Speaker 2: You say that this film was that it was marketed
Speaker 2: as a psychological, erotic thriller, but that you call it
Speaker 2: a comedy of manners.
Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
Speaker 7: I mean I also think we played with the thriller tropes.
Speaker 7: And I love the sexual thrillers of the nineties, Fatal
Speaker 7: Attraction on Faithful, Basic Instinct, name it. I love all
Speaker 7: of them nine and a half weeks. They just all
Speaker 7: all tended to sort of punish the lead would be
Speaker 7: the cheater or the woman, the fum fatale, and I
Speaker 7: don't like to punish my characters. I just really loved
Speaker 7: to be human about them and really show that we
Speaker 7: all are angels and devils. We all have a dark side,
Speaker 7: and if we accept the dark side, and if we
Speaker 7: dare to look at it, we can actually sort of
Speaker 7: like befriended, but if we suppress it. And in that sense,
Speaker 7: my movie is a little bit of cautionary tale, if
Speaker 7: you will, of what happens when you suppress that side
Speaker 7: of yourself. And so that's really what I set out
Speaker 7: to do. So the thriller aspect is definitely there, but
Speaker 7: then in the second half of it, we kind of
Speaker 7: take it more into a human level so that hopefully
Speaker 7: people can relate to it.
Speaker 2: I love the way that you played with that trope
Speaker 2: because I loved those movies from the nineties too, But
Speaker 2: no one's ever done it from the female perspective, and
Speaker 2: so you're really subverting expectations, which you do often. Your
Speaker 2: movie Bodies Bodies Bodies also plays with the genre of
Speaker 2: the horror film. Yes, but you subvert expectations and that
Speaker 2: it's something that is what you you look to seek
Speaker 2: out to do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just think I want to create my own genre.
Speaker 7: So I don't really look at like, oh, I should
Speaker 7: trap myself in one. I just feel like I can
Speaker 7: mix it up. And I'm really looking again, like and
Speaker 7: I'm talking to myself because it's really hard to do,
Speaker 7: but I'm looking for my own uniqueness in that. And
Speaker 7: I think that is how I can connect to others.
Speaker 7: So the more I can be my authentic self within
Speaker 7: what I do, within what I make, I feel that
Speaker 7: I can connect to others more. And so my style
Speaker 7: is to go from horror like Bodies Bodies Bodies and
Speaker 7: then make it in the end.
Speaker 1: There's no killer in bodies. You know, everybody dies, but they.
Speaker 2: Just start clean smaller. Sorry for another The watch, Still
Speaker 2: worth the watch, Still worth the watch. You were an
Speaker 2: internationally celebrated actress before you became a director, well.
Speaker 7: Internationally celebrated. Yes, okay, mainly in the Medolands.
Speaker 5: Go with it.
Speaker 2: That is your authentic self. Yes, that is my authentic
Speaker 2: pre Okay, you were. And I'm curious how you use
Speaker 2: your experience as an actress to direct your actors.
Speaker 7: Yes, no, I think having been an actress, my full
Speaker 7: priority is always to make actress feel safe and of
Speaker 7: course physically with the intimacy scenes and all of that,
Speaker 7: but also emotionally. I think for actress it's very hard
Speaker 7: sometimes to play these emotional embarrassing scenes. And because I
Speaker 7: know how vulnerable this profession is, I think I can
Speaker 7: really be at their level instead of like sitting on
Speaker 7: a high chair with the north faced jacket, eating pizza
Speaker 7: and say.
Speaker 1: And crawl around cry undressed like that's how I often
Speaker 1: experienced when I was doing movies.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's how our director works here, Oh me do wherezy?
Speaker 10: That's a lie, that's not true.
Speaker 2: David Ballmeyer, who is nominated for two DDA Awards today, so.
Speaker 7: But so and Also I was mainly a stage actress,
Speaker 7: so I played Shakespeare, An Ibsen and Chekhov. And because
Speaker 7: we used to play those plays, not just a week
Speaker 7: or a cop of weeks, but our runs were like
Speaker 7: for years. So I lived inside these places and these
Speaker 7: characters lived inside of me, and I think that's what
Speaker 7: taught me writing, and so everything that I do really
Speaker 7: comes from that and my collaborative nature. Also, I was
Speaker 7: raised by radical hippies in the Netherlands, so I love
Speaker 7: to collaborate with my actors instead of, you know, doing
Speaker 7: this kind of pyramid hierarchy. For me, it's all doing
Speaker 7: it together and making everybody also the crew very very important,
Speaker 7: make everybody feel involved.
Speaker 2: When we spoke at your screening, you said you would
Speaker 2: get down on the floor and sit with them and
Speaker 2: show them that this is safe to do, Like you
Speaker 2: would kind of do some of the physicality so that
Speaker 2: they felt comfortable.
Speaker 7: Yes, and Nicole also developed this habit, and she's very
Speaker 7: open about it.
Speaker 1: Of asking me, she would be like, you do it
Speaker 1: first for her, Yeah, So we would act, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: would act together a little bit.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: I love rehearsing individually. So rehearsing in a group can
Speaker 7: be incredibly embarrassing. As you know, you're an actress as well,
Speaker 7: so it's all embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It's all embarrassing. It's life is embarrassing. Bus embrace it.
Speaker 7: No, we love to do these individual rehearsals, rehearsals and
Speaker 7: then I would, yeah, I would ex out all the
Speaker 7: different parts with them, and they really love that. It's
Speaker 7: playful and you kind of like playfully get into it
Speaker 7: instead of like immediately having this pressure on you and
Speaker 7: feeling the directors over there and you're over here and
Speaker 7: you're struggling.
Speaker 1: So I just like to be with them in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wish more directors works like you, really like
Speaker 2: Hollywood needs more directors like you and sorry less like
Speaker 2: Brett Ratner. I really enjoyed that these two characters, it
Speaker 2: wasn't just romy who had her own journey, who had
Speaker 2: her own path. She was looking to accept these sort
Speaker 2: of shameful parts of herself, while the character of Samuel
Speaker 2: was also trying to navigate something in his world. How
Speaker 2: how to be a man in today's society? What does
Speaker 2: masculinity look like? What does can scent look like, were
Speaker 2: these all things that you were plotting out in the
Speaker 2: story or did they develop later as she started with
Speaker 2: her saying.
Speaker 7: No, absolutely, I wanted to make a comedy of manners
Speaker 7: again about power and consent. Sexuality and femininity, of course
Speaker 7: is my priority. You know, I am a woman, so
Speaker 7: I write from the female gates. I do anything from
Speaker 7: the female gates. But the movie is just as much
Speaker 7: about masculinity. So what you're saying is we're not showing
Speaker 7: a classical story about a SOB and a dom at all.
Speaker 7: They are both vulnerable, they are both interested in what
Speaker 7: is power, what is surrender? What is giving up control?
Speaker 7: What is taking control? And he is they're both really
Speaker 7: in a crisis. She's in a full on midlife crisis,
Speaker 7: you know, where she sees, okay, the horizon is over there?
Speaker 1: What am I doing? Where am I going?
Speaker 7: And she thinks she can be this perfect creature if
Speaker 7: she does enough, you know, ice baths and boatdogs and therapy,
Speaker 7: she can become a perfect woman. And she has to
Speaker 7: accept through meeting Samuel that she has to connect to
Speaker 7: her inner beasts. But him as well, he's in a
Speaker 7: crisis in the sense that he's taking his first steps
Speaker 7: into the world as a man, and he doesn't know
Speaker 7: how to behave He doesn't know how to be around power,
Speaker 7: or how to be around an older woman. And I
Speaker 7: wanted to show that vulnerability. And I think sexuality, to me,
Speaker 7: it can sometimes be very hot, of course, but it
Speaker 7: can also be very vulnerable and weird and clunky and uncomfortable.
Speaker 7: And I wanted to show all of that because I
Speaker 7: think when you see that, you kind of relate to it,
Speaker 7: and then in the end, when it does work, then
Speaker 7: it becomes way more sexy than if you just show
Speaker 7: this perfect Hollywood fairy tale.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do that.
Speaker 2: Yes, speaking of sexuality, one of the sexier scenes in
Speaker 2: the movie involved a full glass of milk. Now, Nicole
Speaker 2: Kidman was brave enough to bear it all in this movie,
Speaker 2: but I think that the bravest thing that she did
Speaker 2: was guzzle a glass of milk on camera. She drinks
Speaker 2: the whole thing. This was inspired from something that actually
Speaker 2: happened to you.
Speaker 7: Yes, So I was playing at a gabbler one night
Speaker 7: in Antwerp, and after that show, because it's a huge
Speaker 7: role and I had so much adrenaline, I didn't want
Speaker 7: to go to bed and all my colleagues were boring
Speaker 7: and they went to the hotel, and so I went
Speaker 7: along to this cafe, as we say in the Netherlands,
Speaker 7: to this bar, and I sat there and I ordered
Speaker 7: a diet coke or something, a non alcoholic called cafes cafe. Yeah,
Speaker 7: we say you go to a cafe.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start using that. Oh honey, No, I'm
Speaker 2: just going to go to the cafe. I'm going to
Speaker 2: need work and go to the cafe. I'll be right back.
Speaker 7: So I was sitting in this cafe ordering my diet
Speaker 7: coke and you know, just couldn't sleep. So and then
Speaker 7: this young man was sitting on the other end of
Speaker 7: the bar. He was a young actor that I knew
Speaker 7: off but I had never spoken to. And suddenly the
Speaker 7: waiter put a glass of milk, full milk in front
Speaker 7: of me, and I was like what, And then he
Speaker 7: pointed at this young man, and I thought it was
Speaker 7: so incredibly courageous. I thought it was so bulgy to
Speaker 7: do that, and so I just as a reward, I
Speaker 7: drank the whole thing.
Speaker 1: It did make me, It did make me nauseate. It
Speaker 1: it felt yes, yet nauseous.
Speaker 7: Yeah, as it would in the movie, of course, Harris
Speaker 7: then walks out of the bar. Hears day Conston Blase Samuel.
Speaker 7: He walks out of the bar, and then he says
Speaker 7: in her ear, good girl once.
Speaker 2: I remember quite well.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, this young Belgium excert did not do that. He
Speaker 1: just walked up.
Speaker 2: Well, if he's watching now, that's uh.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe we can change that.
Speaker 2: We'll rewrite history. One more question. I just have to
Speaker 2: ask you for some advice. We have a new group
Speaker 2: of interns starting today. Do you have any advice for them?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna go there with you,
Speaker 1: no advice, not with hr watching. Congratulations, Congla, thank you,
Speaker 1: so happy for you, Thank you for the baby.
Speaker 2: Girl is in theater, Pasian Mine, Melina Ray. We're gonna
Speaker 2: take a quick break. You will be right back after.
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