WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Missing Cat Missing Guy

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jubels second d update. People often say that romance

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<v Speaker 1>is dead. Well not today, Oh good, not when you

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<v Speaker 1>hear today's second date update. Rachel is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and today she wants to call a guy named Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>and they actually met in the most romantic way I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard of anybody meeting each other. You better not

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<v Speaker 1>be being sarcastic, because I do not want to be

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<v Speaker 1>disappointed today, Jubil fly one bit. Normally I joke about

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of stuff, but this story actually really tugged

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<v Speaker 1>at my heartstrings, and I thought it was a beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>way to make a first connection. Rachel, how are you hi?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. How are y'all not too bad? I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really excited for you to share your story with everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us how you met the guy that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to call today? So I met Jos Actually wait, hold on, Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>let me give you some music to set the mood first. Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I like that better. Why don't you tell

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<v Speaker 1>everybody how you met the guy that you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call today? So his name is Josh, and we met

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<v Speaker 1>um at a moment when we were both really just

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<v Speaker 1>raw and vulnerable. Whoa we were. We were puking off

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<v Speaker 1>the same balcony. Shut up. A wonderful story of how

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<v Speaker 1>love can overcome all things. I just want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not proud of this. This is not a story

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<v Speaker 1>that I really am proud to share. So you're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to retell it at the wedding if it gets

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<v Speaker 1>to that point. Um, maybe not. Maybe this will be

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<v Speaker 1>a secret. So how'd you guys meet? Did your streams cross?

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<v Speaker 1>Or he asked for a napkin? Maybe he needs to

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<v Speaker 1>hold your hair back at the same No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I okay, listen. I'm normally a lightweight and I really

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't get the drunk at a party, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>my roommate's birthday, so like, what are you gonna do? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>And I felt like I was like feeling really queasy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like it wasn't about to happen. But I

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<v Speaker 1>really felt in my heart that it was going to

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<v Speaker 1>happen soon. See, you felt it in your heart that

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<v Speaker 1>love was about to come from your stomach and out

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<v Speaker 1>of your mouth. You like rushed over to a man

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<v Speaker 1>to meet him real quick before you started vombing. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>come on. I went to the bathroom. I tried to

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<v Speaker 1>get in the bathroom, but somebody was in there, so

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like the only thing that I could

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to do was to run outside. And I leaned

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<v Speaker 1>over this balcony and I like just phoosed my guts

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<v Speaker 1>out and like, I'm so embarrassed. And then I looked

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<v Speaker 1>up and there was this guy right next to me

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<v Speaker 1>doing exactly the same thing. Oh my gosh. We locked

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<v Speaker 1>eyes and it was so romantic. Shut up, No, it

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty gross. Did you like immediately strike up a

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<v Speaker 1>conversation like, Hey, what are you doing out here? Too?

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<v Speaker 1>He actually was kind of sweet. We like started laughing

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<v Speaker 1>at each other. Yeah, And it was just sort of

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<v Speaker 1>this moment of like, well here we are. Yeah. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you've seen each other at probably your worst already. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all uphill from that point, I would think, exactly, you're

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<v Speaker 1>just praying that one of you has some gum on them.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we didn't kiss that night, Okay, okay? Did

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<v Speaker 1>he ask for your number or something? At that point?

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<v Speaker 1>So the thing is like it was like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a funny situation. We started laughing at each other kind

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<v Speaker 1>of and he asked for my number, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, what's the heck? And I gave it to him,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden we had plans to go

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<v Speaker 1>get dinner and see a movie in Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>so you actually went on a real date. I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that your date was just the balcony moment. No no, no, no, no, real, actual, real,

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<v Speaker 1>actual plans. Okay, And did your other plans involve bomb

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<v Speaker 1>two or did you guys have a bomb free date?

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about it and we decided one drink each diner.

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<v Speaker 1>You're cappying each other? Um, well, okay, so it actually

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<v Speaker 1>ended up not even happening. Um oh no. Yeah, got there,

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<v Speaker 1>started getting all of these texts from my roommate that

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<v Speaker 1>my cat had been missing, and so I'm like freaking

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<v Speaker 1>out pretty much immediately had to leave right when my

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<v Speaker 1>food got there. Yeah, but he was super nice, drove

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<v Speaker 1>me back home, and I felt like such a jerk

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't even say goodbye. I like ran out

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<v Speaker 1>of the car quit inside. Yeah. I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I love my cat. Um, did you

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<v Speaker 1>find your cat? Yeah? It turned out he was in

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<v Speaker 1>the closet, so it was like a huge, huge to

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<v Speaker 1>do for absolutely nothing. Did you text this guy or

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<v Speaker 1>call him and let him know what happened. Yeah, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to call him and apologize for like running off.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's not my fault that my cat got lost,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't get a hold of him. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>like four days. I don't know what's up, and I

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<v Speaker 1>really just like I want to explain. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>explain myself. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call him and get your second date update. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds great. I mean, he just seemed like a really

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<v Speaker 1>cool guy. I don't really want this opportunity to pat

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<v Speaker 1>me by. All Right, we'll do it right after this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking jubil in the morning. Hey, Rachel, I really don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why you're not getting a call back. Your dating

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<v Speaker 1>experience had all of the key elements that it takes

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<v Speaker 1>to be successful in love. You had projectile vomiting, and

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<v Speaker 1>you had missing cats, and that's really all you need

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<v Speaker 1>to win at this crazy little game that we called love.

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<v Speaker 1>It does sound like a Taylor Swift song. If you

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<v Speaker 1>missed the first part of the second date update, Rachel

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone. She wants to call a dude

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<v Speaker 1>named Josh. They met at a house party when both

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<v Speaker 1>of them were vomiting on a balcony. They struck up

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation after and agreed to go out on a day.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't really finish the date, though, because when they

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<v Speaker 1>met up for dinner at the beginning of it, she

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<v Speaker 1>started getting text messages from her roommate saying that her

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<v Speaker 1>cat was lost, so she stopped the date. He drove

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<v Speaker 1>her home, she ran out of the car, and she

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't heard from him since. So we're about to call

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<v Speaker 1>him and find out what could have possibly gone wrong

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<v Speaker 1>and that whole thing. And it seems like if a

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<v Speaker 1>guy's cool with the vomit part, you think he'd be

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<v Speaker 1>cool with the freak out on the cat issue, right, Yeah, So,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't think you could have done anything

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<v Speaker 1>worse than what you started with. That's latest whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He just doesn't make any sense to me. I really

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate you guys calling him for me. All Right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna Doalla's phone of her right now here we go. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for Josh m That's yeah, I'm Josh, Hey, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing. I'm time? Who's this? This is Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Okay, Um, I help you with something, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you can help me with something. We actually got an

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<v Speaker 1>email about you from one of our listeners. Email. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because you actually went out on a date with them,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you're not calling her back. I'm not whom

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<v Speaker 1>who am I not calling back? Her name is Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said that you guys met at a house

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<v Speaker 1>party and then went out to dinner, but the dinner

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<v Speaker 1>had to be cut short because of a missing cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the cat. It's the way, it's that hard to

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<v Speaker 1>remember the girl that you were puking off the balcony

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<v Speaker 1>with Rachel. Yeah, so you remember Rachel? Yes? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>like Rachel? Uh? Yeah, I liked Rachel. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you don't actually remember Rachel the way that you answered that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that girl. No, no, no, no, I no I

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<v Speaker 1>liked her. I did. Okay, so why not call her back?

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<v Speaker 1>She said, it's been four days since your date and

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't been responding to anything. Oh, um, no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's it's been six days. It's been six days. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>so you've also been counting how many days it's been

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<v Speaker 1>since you haven't called her back? Uh? Well, I've Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I kept track of it because, uh, that's how long

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in the hospital. What what are you currently

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<v Speaker 1>in the hospital right now? No, no, I just I Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I just got out yesterday. Oh my god. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>why it sounds like you're on drugs right now. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little bit on some pain killers and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa are you what happening? Um? That was it was

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<v Speaker 1>such a crazy night. Um. So her cat was missing

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<v Speaker 1>and she was I remember, she was really distraught. So

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<v Speaker 1>I felt bad and she got out of the car.

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<v Speaker 1>So I drove around the corner and then I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of the car to maybe look for

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<v Speaker 1>the cat. So I thought maybe the cat was like

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<v Speaker 1>outside or around the area. So I was looking for

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<v Speaker 1>her cat, and it was really dark and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>really see that well. And then a car came and

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<v Speaker 1>hit me. What you got hit by a card? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got like a broken arm and I got a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of broken ribs. Oh my god, you're lucky. That's it, dude. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in the hospital because that happened. So you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to call her back, but obviously you've had

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<v Speaker 1>other things going on right now. Yeah. Um, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's just been nuts dealing with all this stuff. So

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<v Speaker 1>glad you're okay. Yeah, we talked to her. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like she doesn't have any idea that you got hit

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<v Speaker 1>by a car looking for a cat. I don't. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I've been in the hospital. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what. And I would feel so bad if I

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<v Speaker 1>was Rachel. I played myself forever. Very nice of you

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<v Speaker 1>to try to find her cat though I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>I but I didn't find a cat. No, I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He found a car instead. You definitely found a car. Hey, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>M I hate to throw you under the bus again,

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<v Speaker 1>but Rachel is actually on the other line listening to

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel's here. Hi, Oh my god, Hi. I am so

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<v Speaker 1>glad you're okay, Josh, are you there? I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it's too many pain meds to comprehens M. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here. I'm here. Um, but what so what's happening? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You're so sweet? I Um. I thought that you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>calling me back because I screwed up our gate. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that you were mad at me. She just tried

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<v Speaker 1>to laugh it off. No, no, I was in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I know. I we heard the sirens when we

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<v Speaker 1>were looking for my cat, and and that was you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they that must have been for me. Um, I'm sorry. No,

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<v Speaker 1>please don't apologize. What are you apologizing? I got hit

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<v Speaker 1>by a car and be siren. Oh I feel so guilty, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so I'm sorry. Oh it's fine. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to help you find your cat because you seemed

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<v Speaker 1>really upset, and I just, how is this pretty weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? That's really sweet. So Rachel, yeah, your your cat? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>did you find it? Yes, yes, don't worry about him. Please,

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<v Speaker 1>that's sad. That's good. Where where was it? Oh my god, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna hate this. Um he was in um my closet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. He lives in your closet. Yeah, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>you got hit by a car trying to find her

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<v Speaker 1>cat and the whole time it was hiding in her closet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that is so sad. All right, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>but you tried to do such a nice thing. Maybe, um,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe on our second date. Um, I can pay just

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<v Speaker 1>like even the score. Actually, actually, Rachel, I'll ask a

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<v Speaker 1>question for you. Hey, Josh, would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out on another date with Rachel? We will pay for it,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're you're serious? The cat was in the closet

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time. Yes, I know, Josh, it would be

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<v Speaker 1>tough to hear too if I were in your shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's always going to be thinking. But would you like

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<v Speaker 1>another date with Rachel? She'd love to see you again? Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, I'm on a lot of medication and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know when i'll be able when

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<v Speaker 1>I can go out again. Okay, Oh my gosh, Rachel.

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<v Speaker 1>I well, I can come and visit you and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>bring you dinner because it's I think it's the least

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<v Speaker 1>I can do. Honestly, it's close to paid for his

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<v Speaker 1>medical bills. How about it, Josh? Will you let Rachel

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<v Speaker 1>come over and bring you dinner and you guys can

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<v Speaker 1>have another date? Uh? That that that'd be nice? All right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations Josh and Rachel. You guys got another date. All

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<v Speaker 1>it took was Josh being hit by a car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you guys so much for getting in touch with him.

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<v Speaker 1>I completely misread all the most of this. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I think we all learned something here because

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel I started this off by saying, since you two

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<v Speaker 1>met puking and then you had the missing cat, I

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<v Speaker 1>said that was the recipe for true love. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we found what the recipe is. The recipe for true

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<v Speaker 1>love is projectile vomiting together, a missing cat, and then

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<v Speaker 1>getting hit by a car. And that's what true love is.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all you need in order to have a healthy relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations Rachel, thank you, thank you, and Josh rest up man. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it just in the closet the whole time. Yeah. Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning got texting at seventy five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>says if those two go out again, somebody's gonna die.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop them. It's broken. Jewel in the Morning. If you

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<v Speaker 1>missed today's second date updated score, Rachel want to call

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<v Speaker 1>a guy named Josh. They met at a party because

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<v Speaker 1>both of them were puking on the balcony together, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of an awkward way to meet. Then they went out

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<v Speaker 1>and in the middle of their date, like right as

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<v Speaker 1>it started, her roommate texted her and said, your cat's

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<v Speaker 1>gone missing. So she had to end the date to

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<v Speaker 1>go home and look for a cat. And then she

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't heard from Josh after that at all. It turns

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<v Speaker 1>out that Josh dropped her off and saw that she

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<v Speaker 1>was concerned about the cat, so he pulled around the

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<v Speaker 1>block and went to go help look for the atcause

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<v Speaker 1>he probably want to be a nice guy and not

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<v Speaker 1>be creeping and be like, i'll help you, I'll stay

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<v Speaker 1>with you, I'll help you. Because they just met each

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<v Speaker 1>other and he ended up getting hit by a car.

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<v Speaker 1>It sus I know, yeah, and he's recovering and fine,

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<v Speaker 1>and they will probably go out again, or at least

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she'll play for his hospital bills or something. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, someone texted in that second day update. Sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a demented Nicholas Sparks movie. Yeah, the guy who

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<v Speaker 1>wrote the notebook. It does sound like that, like a

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<v Speaker 1>very very very weird love story. But I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>those two have a bright future together as long as

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<v Speaker 1>I keep their distance from each other. I remember, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do a Seconday update, all you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do is email the show and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back.