Speaker 1: Rooking Jubels second d update. People often say that romance
Speaker 1: is dead. Well not today, Oh good, not when you
Speaker 1: hear today's second date update. Rachel is on the phone
Speaker 1: and today she wants to call a guy named Josh,
Speaker 1: and they actually met in the most romantic way I've
Speaker 1: ever heard of anybody meeting each other. You better not
Speaker 1: be being sarcastic, because I do not want to be
Speaker 1: disappointed today, Jubil fly one bit. Normally I joke about
Speaker 1: this kind of stuff, but this story actually really tugged
Speaker 1: at my heartstrings, and I thought it was a beautiful
Speaker 1: way to make a first connection. Rachel, how are you hi?
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are y'all not too bad? I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited for you to share your story with everybody.
Speaker 1: Tell us how you met the guy that you want
Speaker 1: to call today? So I met Jos Actually wait, hold on, Rachel,
Speaker 1: let me give you some music to set the mood first. Rachel,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like that better. Why don't you tell
Speaker 1: everybody how you met the guy that you want to
Speaker 1: call today? So his name is Josh, and we met
Speaker 1: um at a moment when we were both really just
Speaker 1: raw and vulnerable. Whoa we were. We were puking off
Speaker 1: the same balcony. Shut up. A wonderful story of how
Speaker 1: love can overcome all things. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: I'm not proud of this. This is not a story
Speaker 1: that I really am proud to share. So you're not
Speaker 1: going to retell it at the wedding if it gets
Speaker 1: to that point. Um, maybe not. Maybe this will be
Speaker 1: a secret. So how'd you guys meet? Did your streams cross?
Speaker 1: Or he asked for a napkin? Maybe he needs to
Speaker 1: hold your hair back at the same No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I okay, listen. I'm normally a lightweight and I really
Speaker 1: wouldn't get the drunk at a party, but it was
Speaker 1: my roommate's birthday, so like, what are you gonna do? Um?
Speaker 1: And I felt like I was like feeling really queasy,
Speaker 1: you know, like it wasn't about to happen. But I
Speaker 1: really felt in my heart that it was going to
Speaker 1: happen soon. See, you felt it in your heart that
Speaker 1: love was about to come from your stomach and out
Speaker 1: of your mouth. You like rushed over to a man
Speaker 1: to meet him real quick before you started vombing. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: come on. I went to the bathroom. I tried to
Speaker 1: get in the bathroom, but somebody was in there, so
Speaker 1: it was just like the only thing that I could
Speaker 1: seemed to do was to run outside. And I leaned
Speaker 1: over this balcony and I like just phoosed my guts
Speaker 1: out and like, I'm so embarrassed. And then I looked
Speaker 1: up and there was this guy right next to me
Speaker 1: doing exactly the same thing. Oh my gosh. We locked
Speaker 1: eyes and it was so romantic. Shut up, No, it
Speaker 1: was pretty gross. Did you like immediately strike up a
Speaker 1: conversation like, Hey, what are you doing out here? Too?
Speaker 1: He actually was kind of sweet. We like started laughing
Speaker 1: at each other. Yeah, And it was just sort of
Speaker 1: this moment of like, well here we are. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: you've seen each other at probably your worst already. It's
Speaker 1: all uphill from that point, I would think, exactly, you're
Speaker 1: just praying that one of you has some gum on them.
Speaker 1: I mean we didn't kiss that night, Okay, okay? Did
Speaker 1: he ask for your number or something? At that point?
Speaker 1: So the thing is like it was like kind of
Speaker 1: a funny situation. We started laughing at each other kind
Speaker 1: of and he asked for my number, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, what's the heck? And I gave it to him,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden we had plans to go
Speaker 1: get dinner and see a movie in Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so you actually went on a real date. I was
Speaker 1: thinking that your date was just the balcony moment. No no, no, no, no, real, actual, real,
Speaker 1: actual plans. Okay, And did your other plans involve bomb
Speaker 1: two or did you guys have a bomb free date?
Speaker 1: We talked about it and we decided one drink each diner.
Speaker 1: You're cappying each other? Um, well, okay, so it actually
Speaker 1: ended up not even happening. Um oh no. Yeah, got there,
Speaker 1: started getting all of these texts from my roommate that
Speaker 1: my cat had been missing, and so I'm like freaking
Speaker 1: out pretty much immediately had to leave right when my
Speaker 1: food got there. Yeah, but he was super nice, drove
Speaker 1: me back home, and I felt like such a jerk
Speaker 1: because I didn't even say goodbye. I like ran out
Speaker 1: of the car quit inside. Yeah. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, but I love my cat. Um, did you
Speaker 1: find your cat? Yeah? It turned out he was in
Speaker 1: the closet, so it was like a huge, huge to
Speaker 1: do for absolutely nothing. Did you text this guy or
Speaker 1: call him and let him know what happened. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I tried to call him and apologize for like running off.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not my fault that my cat got lost,
Speaker 1: but I can't get a hold of him. It's been
Speaker 1: like four days. I don't know what's up, and I
Speaker 1: really just like I want to explain. I want to
Speaker 1: explain myself. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call him and get your second date update. Okay, that
Speaker 1: sounds great. I mean, he just seemed like a really
Speaker 1: cool guy. I don't really want this opportunity to pat
Speaker 1: me by. All Right, we'll do it right after this thing.
Speaker 1: Looking jubil in the morning. Hey, Rachel, I really don't
Speaker 1: know why you're not getting a call back. Your dating
Speaker 1: experience had all of the key elements that it takes
Speaker 1: to be successful in love. You had projectile vomiting, and
Speaker 1: you had missing cats, and that's really all you need
Speaker 1: to win at this crazy little game that we called love.
Speaker 1: It does sound like a Taylor Swift song. If you
Speaker 1: missed the first part of the second date update, Rachel
Speaker 1: is on the phone. She wants to call a dude
Speaker 1: named Josh. They met at a house party when both
Speaker 1: of them were vomiting on a balcony. They struck up
Speaker 1: a conversation after and agreed to go out on a day.
Speaker 1: They didn't really finish the date, though, because when they
Speaker 1: met up for dinner at the beginning of it, she
Speaker 1: started getting text messages from her roommate saying that her
Speaker 1: cat was lost, so she stopped the date. He drove
Speaker 1: her home, she ran out of the car, and she
Speaker 1: hasn't heard from him since. So we're about to call
Speaker 1: him and find out what could have possibly gone wrong
Speaker 1: and that whole thing. And it seems like if a
Speaker 1: guy's cool with the vomit part, you think he'd be
Speaker 1: cool with the freak out on the cat issue, right, Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think you could have done anything
Speaker 1: worse than what you started with. That's latest whole thing.
Speaker 1: He just doesn't make any sense to me. I really
Speaker 1: appreciate you guys calling him for me. All Right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna Doalla's phone of her right now here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: I was looking for Josh m That's yeah, I'm Josh, Hey, Josh,
Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm time? Who's this? This is Jewil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show,
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, Um, I help you with something, Yes,
Speaker 1: you can help me with something. We actually got an
Speaker 1: email about you from one of our listeners. Email. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you actually went out on a date with them,
Speaker 1: and now you're not calling her back. I'm not whom
Speaker 1: who am I not calling back? Her name is Rachel,
Speaker 1: and she said that you guys met at a house
Speaker 1: party and then went out to dinner, but the dinner
Speaker 1: had to be cut short because of a missing cat.
Speaker 1: Oh the cat. It's the way, it's that hard to
Speaker 1: remember the girl that you were puking off the balcony
Speaker 1: with Rachel. Yeah, so you remember Rachel? Yes? Did you
Speaker 1: like Rachel? Uh? Yeah, I liked Rachel. I feel like
Speaker 1: you don't actually remember Rachel the way that you answered that.
Speaker 1: Oh that girl. No, no, no, no, I no I
Speaker 1: liked her. I did. Okay, so why not call her back?
Speaker 1: She said, it's been four days since your date and
Speaker 1: you haven't been responding to anything. Oh, um, no, it's
Speaker 1: I know, it's it's been six days. It's been six days. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you've also been counting how many days it's been
Speaker 1: since you haven't called her back? Uh? Well, I've Uh.
Speaker 1: I kept track of it because, uh, that's how long
Speaker 1: I've been in the hospital. What what are you currently
Speaker 1: in the hospital right now? No, no, I just I Um,
Speaker 1: I just got out yesterday. Oh my god. Is that
Speaker 1: why it sounds like you're on drugs right now. Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit on some pain killers and stuff.
Speaker 1: Whoa are you what happening? Um? That was it was
Speaker 1: such a crazy night. Um. So her cat was missing
Speaker 1: and she was I remember, she was really distraught. So
Speaker 1: I felt bad and she got out of the car.
Speaker 1: So I drove around the corner and then I decided
Speaker 1: to get out of the car to maybe look for
Speaker 1: the cat. So I thought maybe the cat was like
Speaker 1: outside or around the area. So I was looking for
Speaker 1: her cat, and it was really dark and I couldn't
Speaker 1: really see that well. And then a car came and
Speaker 1: hit me. What you got hit by a card? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got like a broken arm and I got a
Speaker 1: couple of broken ribs. Oh my god, you're lucky. That's it, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been in the hospital because that happened. So you
Speaker 1: were going to call her back, but obviously you've had
Speaker 1: other things going on right now. Yeah. Um, it's just
Speaker 1: it's just been nuts dealing with all this stuff. So
Speaker 1: glad you're okay. Yeah, we talked to her. It sounds
Speaker 1: like she doesn't have any idea that you got hit
Speaker 1: by a car looking for a cat. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've been in the hospital. I don't
Speaker 1: know what. And I would feel so bad if I
Speaker 1: was Rachel. I played myself forever. Very nice of you
Speaker 1: to try to find her cat though I don't even
Speaker 1: I but I didn't find a cat. No, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: He found a car instead. You definitely found a car. Hey, Josh,
Speaker 1: M I hate to throw you under the bus again,
Speaker 1: but Rachel is actually on the other line listening to
Speaker 1: this conversation and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Rachel's here. Hi, Oh my god, Hi. I am so
Speaker 1: glad you're okay, Josh, are you there? I feel like
Speaker 1: it's too many pain meds to comprehens M. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm here. Um, but what so what's happening? Oh?
Speaker 1: You're so sweet? I Um. I thought that you weren't
Speaker 1: calling me back because I screwed up our gate. I
Speaker 1: thought that you were mad at me. She just tried
Speaker 1: to laugh it off. No, no, I was in the hospital.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know. I we heard the sirens when we
Speaker 1: were looking for my cat, and and that was you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they that must have been for me. Um, I'm sorry. No,
Speaker 1: please don't apologize. What are you apologizing? I got hit
Speaker 1: by a car and be siren. Oh I feel so guilty, Josh,
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm sorry. Oh it's fine. I just I
Speaker 1: wanted to help you find your cat because you seemed
Speaker 1: really upset, and I just, how is this pretty weird?
Speaker 1: Thank you? That's really sweet. So Rachel, yeah, your your cat? Um,
Speaker 1: did you find it? Yes, yes, don't worry about him. Please,
Speaker 1: that's sad. That's good. Where where was it? Oh my god, Josh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna hate this. Um he was in um my closet.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He lives in your closet. Yeah, Josh,
Speaker 1: you got hit by a car trying to find her
Speaker 1: cat and the whole time it was hiding in her closet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is so sad. All right, Josh,
Speaker 1: but you tried to do such a nice thing. Maybe, um,
Speaker 1: maybe on our second date. Um, I can pay just
Speaker 1: like even the score. Actually, actually, Rachel, I'll ask a
Speaker 1: question for you. Hey, Josh, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out on another date with Rachel? We will pay for it,
Speaker 1: so you're you're serious? The cat was in the closet
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yes, I know, Josh, it would be
Speaker 1: tough to hear too if I were in your shoes.
Speaker 1: That's always going to be thinking. But would you like
Speaker 1: another date with Rachel? She'd love to see you again? Wow.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm on a lot of medication and
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know when i'll be able when
Speaker 1: I can go out again. Okay, Oh my gosh, Rachel.
Speaker 1: I well, I can come and visit you and I'll
Speaker 1: bring you dinner because it's I think it's the least
Speaker 1: I can do. Honestly, it's close to paid for his
Speaker 1: medical bills. How about it, Josh? Will you let Rachel
Speaker 1: come over and bring you dinner and you guys can
Speaker 1: have another date? Uh? That that that'd be nice? All right? Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations Josh and Rachel. You guys got another date. All
Speaker 1: it took was Josh being hit by a car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for getting in touch with him.
Speaker 1: I completely misread all the most of this. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I think we all learned something here because
Speaker 1: Rachel I started this off by saying, since you two
Speaker 1: met puking and then you had the missing cat, I
Speaker 1: said that was the recipe for true love. I think
Speaker 1: we found what the recipe is. The recipe for true
Speaker 1: love is projectile vomiting together, a missing cat, and then
Speaker 1: getting hit by a car. And that's what true love is.
Speaker 1: That's all you need in order to have a healthy relationship.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Rachel, thank you, thank you, and Josh rest up man. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it just in the closet the whole time. Yeah. Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning got texting at seventy five nine two
Speaker 1: says if those two go out again, somebody's gonna die.
Speaker 1: Stop them. It's broken. Jewel in the Morning. If you
Speaker 1: missed today's second date updated score, Rachel want to call
Speaker 1: a guy named Josh. They met at a party because
Speaker 1: both of them were puking on the balcony together, kind
Speaker 1: of an awkward way to meet. Then they went out
Speaker 1: and in the middle of their date, like right as
Speaker 1: it started, her roommate texted her and said, your cat's
Speaker 1: gone missing. So she had to end the date to
Speaker 1: go home and look for a cat. And then she
Speaker 1: hadn't heard from Josh after that at all. It turns
Speaker 1: out that Josh dropped her off and saw that she
Speaker 1: was concerned about the cat, so he pulled around the
Speaker 1: block and went to go help look for the atcause
Speaker 1: he probably want to be a nice guy and not
Speaker 1: be creeping and be like, i'll help you, I'll stay
Speaker 1: with you, I'll help you. Because they just met each
Speaker 1: other and he ended up getting hit by a car.
Speaker 1: It sus I know, yeah, and he's recovering and fine,
Speaker 1: and they will probably go out again, or at least
Speaker 1: maybe she'll play for his hospital bills or something. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, someone texted in that second day update. Sounds
Speaker 1: like a demented Nicholas Sparks movie. Yeah, the guy who
Speaker 1: wrote the notebook. It does sound like that, like a
Speaker 1: very very very weird love story. But I feel like
Speaker 1: those two have a bright future together as long as
Speaker 1: I keep their distance from each other. I remember, if
Speaker 1: you want to do a Seconday update, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back.