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Speaker 1: Rooking Jubels second d update. People often say that romance

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Speaker 1: is dead. Well not today, Oh good, not when you

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Speaker 1: hear today's second date update. Rachel is on the phone

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Speaker 1: and today she wants to call a guy named Josh,

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Speaker 1: and they actually met in the most romantic way I've

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Speaker 1: ever heard of anybody meeting each other. You better not

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Speaker 1: be being sarcastic, because I do not want to be

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Speaker 1: disappointed today, Jubil fly one bit. Normally I joke about

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Speaker 1: this kind of stuff, but this story actually really tugged

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Speaker 1: at my heartstrings, and I thought it was a beautiful

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Speaker 1: way to make a first connection. Rachel, how are you hi?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. How are y'all not too bad? I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: I'm really excited for you to share your story with everybody.

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Speaker 1: Tell us how you met the guy that you want

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Speaker 1: to call today? So I met Jos Actually wait, hold on, Rachel,

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Speaker 1: let me give you some music to set the mood first. Rachel,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like that better. Why don't you tell

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Speaker 1: everybody how you met the guy that you want to

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Speaker 1: call today? So his name is Josh, and we met

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Speaker 1: um at a moment when we were both really just

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Speaker 1: raw and vulnerable. Whoa we were. We were puking off

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Speaker 1: the same balcony. Shut up. A wonderful story of how

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Speaker 1: love can overcome all things. I just want to say,

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Speaker 1: I'm not proud of this. This is not a story

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Speaker 1: to that point. Um, maybe not. Maybe this will be

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Speaker 1: a secret. So how'd you guys meet? Did your streams cross?

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Speaker 1: Or he asked for a napkin? Maybe he needs to

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Speaker 1: hold your hair back at the same No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I okay, listen. I'm normally a lightweight and I really

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Speaker 1: my roommate's birthday, so like, what are you gonna do? Um?

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Speaker 1: And I felt like I was like feeling really queasy,

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Speaker 1: happen soon. See, you felt it in your heart that

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Speaker 1: to meet him real quick before you started vombing. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: come on. I went to the bathroom. I tried to

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Speaker 1: eyes and it was so romantic. Shut up, No, it

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Speaker 1: was pretty gross. Did you like immediately strike up a

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Speaker 1: He actually was kind of sweet. We like started laughing

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Speaker 1: I mean we didn't kiss that night, Okay, okay? Did

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Speaker 1: So the thing is like it was like kind of

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Speaker 1: so you actually went on a real date. I was

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Speaker 1: thinking that your date was just the balcony moment. No no, no, no, no, real, actual, real,

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Speaker 1: actual plans. Okay, And did your other plans involve bomb

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Speaker 1: We talked about it and we decided one drink each diner.

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Speaker 1: You're cappying each other? Um, well, okay, so it actually

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Speaker 1: ended up not even happening. Um oh no. Yeah, got there,

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Speaker 1: sounds great. I mean, he just seemed like a really

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Speaker 1: Looking jubil in the morning. Hey, Rachel, I really don't

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Speaker 1: It does sound like a Taylor Swift song. If you

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Speaker 1: missed the first part of the second date update, Rachel

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Speaker 1: named Josh. They met at a house party when both

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Speaker 1: He just doesn't make any sense to me. I really

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Speaker 1: appreciate you guys calling him for me. All Right, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna Doalla's phone of her right now here we go. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Josh m That's yeah, I'm Josh, Hey, Josh,

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Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm time? Who's this? This is Jewil

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show,

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Speaker 1: all right, Okay, Um, I help you with something, Yes,

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Speaker 1: email about you from one of our listeners. Email. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because you actually went out on a date with them,

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Speaker 1: who am I not calling back? Her name is Rachel,

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Speaker 1: and she said that you guys met at a house

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Speaker 1: Oh the cat. It's the way, it's that hard to

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Speaker 1: remember the girl that you were puking off the balcony

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Speaker 1: with Rachel. Yeah, so you remember Rachel? Yes? Did you

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Speaker 1: like Rachel? Uh? Yeah, I liked Rachel. I feel like

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Speaker 1: liked her. I did. Okay, so why not call her back?

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Speaker 1: I know, it's it's been six days. It's been six days. Wait,

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Speaker 1: so you've also been counting how many days it's been

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Speaker 1: I kept track of it because, uh, that's how long

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Speaker 1: couple of broken ribs. Oh my god, you're lucky. That's it, dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've been in the hospital because that happened. So you

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Speaker 1: I but I didn't find a cat. No, I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: M I hate to throw you under the bus again,

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Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm here. Um, but what so what's happening? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You're so sweet? I Um. I thought that you weren't

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Speaker 1: they that must have been for me. Um, I'm sorry. No,

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Speaker 1: please don't apologize. What are you apologizing? I got hit

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Speaker 1: I'm so I'm sorry. Oh it's fine. I just I

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Speaker 1: Thank you? That's really sweet. So Rachel, yeah, your your cat? Um,

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Speaker 1: that's sad. That's good. Where where was it? Oh my god, Josh,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna hate this. Um he was in um my closet.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He lives in your closet. Yeah, Josh,

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Speaker 1: you got hit by a car trying to find her

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Speaker 1: but you tried to do such a nice thing. Maybe, um,

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Speaker 1: maybe on our second date. Um, I can pay just

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Speaker 1: like even the score. Actually, actually, Rachel, I'll ask a

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Speaker 1: out on another date with Rachel? We will pay for it,

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Speaker 1: so you're you're serious? The cat was in the closet

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Speaker 1: congratulations Josh and Rachel. You guys got another date. All

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Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for getting in touch with him.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations Rachel, thank you, thank you, and Josh rest up man. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it just in the closet the whole time. Yeah. Jewel

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Speaker 1: my god, someone texted in that second day update. Sounds

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Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back.