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Speaker 1: Well at SMR, I think you would. I think you're

421
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: really into it. I see your glow. I think you

422
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 1: guys you could. You can do. You have to be

423
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 1: careful though, because it's real quick when you can just

424
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: veer off into like sound effects for a future film.

425
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: It's like walking through like this a fine line between

426
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: like SMR performer yes, and but then like that's like

427
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 1: a path to an oscar. Absolutely, that's really what it is.

428
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: I asked my people who are just young talents trying

429
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: to figure it out in this industry, Yeah, what was

430
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: your gateway? Wait, so there's a YouTube thing where celebrities

431
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: do this and Cardi b it's demumenting, and I think

432
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: it's like a brilliant idea to have celebrities like I

433
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 1: think they give them like um like like too fluffy,

434
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 1: Like I'm already tricking celebrities into doing sex work because

435
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 1: that's what I've seen. I mean, Cardi is already funny

436
00:24:51,560 --> 00:25:00,199
Speaker 1: reality celebrities. We watched The Mass Singer the Other need

437
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 1: I know about it, but I didn't watch it yet,

438
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 1: so I'm curious, you guys professional culture opinion on it

439
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 1: and literally okay, so this is our professional culture opinion

440
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: on it. We watched it and it's so stupid literally basic.

441
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 1: So what it is is, it's exactly the title. It's

442
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: celebrities are in full costumes. They're completely masked, and they're

443
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: on these stupid things like a rabbit costume and alien costume,

444
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: like a big costume, times squarees costumes like like like

445
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 1: a parrot. Someone was like just like crazy. One of

446
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: them was like a SpongeBob type thing and it was

447
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: just like so basically what they get paired off and

448
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 1: we can't see the celebrity, but before they perform, they

449
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 1: give hints and clues as to what celebrity they are

450
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: in real life, and apparently we're to believe they're like

451
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 1: a list celebrities quote unquote. I was like, what caliber

452
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,360
Speaker 1: OfTI they would say a list, But of course when

453
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: any of the show says a list, they literally mean

454
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: like Joey Fatone, so that very well it could be

455
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: one of the actual singers. Joey Forte. Why one time

456
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: walked next to in Universal Studios, Florida, and not a

457
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: soul knew it was him, And I was like, literally,

458
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: this man was one of the biggest pop stars in

459
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: the world and he is fully here with this family

460
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: and no one, no one cares about. In fact, I'm

461
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 1: the only person who even notices and he's not like

462
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: a small person who's notice him. You notice him. And

463
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 1: so anyway, um, there are some rumors that he is

464
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: one of the singers because a lot of the clues

465
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: were really leaning into that we really don't know, you

466
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: don't know, So what happened was always available the same bunch,

467
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: they get paired up and then the celebrity judges, which

468
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: are fucking Jenny McCarthy, Nicole Scherzinger, Ken John and Robin Fick,

469
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: who apparently we're still permitting to Like I was like,

470
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: didn't we say no? We said yeah, I thought he

471
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: went inside. It's actually real culture number forty eight, we

472
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: said no. Sucking Paula Patton Ship is unforgiving anyway. But

473
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 1: like basically, like this is the judging panel and they

474
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: after after the singers perform like stupid songs like this,

475
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: the like Rabbit performed Live in Love You to Loca

476
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: and he ended up winning. And so then when you

477
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: lose your round, you're at risk of getting eliminated. In

478
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: every episode someone gets elimited, and there are has it

479
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: been any shockers? The one before that was like an

480
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: ex athlete, like people that didn't know take it money

481
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: or a prize or like just first place. They all

482
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: want to be singers. I guys, I was like, because

483
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: I was so non singers are singing. I thought we

484
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: were guessing the voice of people who are singers, both

485
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: because Joey like it was like singing, but it wasn't singing,

486
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It was like it was

487
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: like it was like you definitely singing this money money, money, yeah,

488
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: because he literally said the end of his clue clip

489
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: was and you know that at the end of the competition,

490
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 1: one person is going to be standing and it's gonna

491
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: be me, So like, was it? It was? Really? And

492
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: actually the judges were like, I think it's um, they

493
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: think it's Lance pass. Now I don't think it is.

494
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: But right, he was the base of the group. But

495
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: Lance is a lot shorter than Joey. I mean, are

496
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: they wearing stilts, because otherwise we can tell by how

497
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: I've met Lance in person, he's a he's this little guy. Yeah.

498
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: I think they pad out the costumes too, so it's

499
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: like you can't really tell my body shape. And it's

500
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: truly was. But but we're watching it and we're just like,

501
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: this is like it feels like a fake TV show.

502
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: This is Christoper movie. You can't believe this is where

503
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: we're at. Like we were watching it with and we

504
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: we're like, Okay, this is entertainment. The world will end,

505
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: Like this is the apocolypse. This is the apocalyse. This

506
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: is what happens when we have eighty seven thousand channels. Yeah,

507
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: you meant you need to start so much content in

508
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: sane it's insane. But anyway, UM, I don't know what

509
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: my point with this was. I think the cultural opinion

510
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: that we have on it is I mean, like we

511
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: watched it. It was there, it was there. I mean,

512
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: it allowed, it entertained us. We did fast forwards. I

513
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: wanted to see who just one of the celebrities were,

514
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: Tommy Chong. It was Tommy Chong, which was like it

515
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: was it was good. I mean my mom would be excited. Yeah.

516
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: It's so funny though, because the first guy that they revealed,

517
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: like this football player, athlete or whatever, you could tell

518
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: the judges like the Ko Singer was like I knew it.

519
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: It's you. It's like no one knows. Oh my god.

520
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: That's great. Also, I have to say it on the pod,

521
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: what Nicole Scherzinger is the doubleganger of Patty Harris Patty

522
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: Harrison from Patty Harrison. Yeah. Okay, so now we're getting

523
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: into culture. Should we ask the question? We're gonna ask

524
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: the question. So we asked this to all of our

525
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: guests and we'll start. Let's start with Karen Um. We

526
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: asked her guests, what was the culture that made you

527
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: say culture is for me? Which just means that which

528
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: just means what was the thing that like was formative

529
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: for you when you grew up culturally, Like it could

530
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: be it could be a book, a movie, a TV show,

531
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: a neighborhood, someplace you grew out a person in your life,

532
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: Like there was something that was formative. I mean for me,

533
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: it has to be the Spice Girls. I was thinking this.

534
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: I was like, I think mine might be the Spice Girls.

535
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: It's huge for everyone. And that's amazing answer. Yeah, the

536
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: Spice And also I mean, like I thank them in

537
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: the in the front of our book one of the

538
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: I think the Spice Girls and my mom, the Spice

539
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: Girls had like such a such an impact on who

540
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: I am and I always think about, like my whole life.

541
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be a Spice Girl, and I

542
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: kind of became one, like you think of if you

543
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: think of it very like just by exactly what they did. Oh,

544
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm not a singer and I'm not a dancer, but

545
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: like what was the essence of being a Spice Girl.

546
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: It's like being a woman in charge of your own body,

547
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: saying what you want to say, putting friends over relationships.

548
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I became a Spice girl. I did

549
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: what I wanted to do. They were talking about feminism

550
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: early to they were I remember, like they mentioned it

551
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: often in their songs and it's definitely in the movie,

552
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: like yeah, and like they were like, I'm very into

553
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: the branding of feminism because everything has to be branded,

554
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: because if you want people to be on board, you

555
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: gotta sell it to them. And I think there's a

556
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: lot of bad branding in feminism. But those Spice girls

557
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: made it really palatable basically and fun and not too serious.

558
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: But they stood up for themselves in a way that

559
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, I can get behind this, total loved it.

560
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: Did you identify with one more than the other? So yeah,

561
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: I was. I was Posh Bye from day one talks

562
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: the least, but when she does, it's like she hits it. Yeah, Honestly,

563
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: there's nothing funny. I think that Posh by gives the

564
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: standout performance in Spice World by far. I really do.

565
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: And there's nothing funnier to me. It is my entire

566
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: communic sensibility is when they all get on that like

567
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: product of course, and you just see Posh walk slowly

568
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: on the side just like I love that. I thought

569
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: it was the funniest thing. I was like nine. I

570
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: was like, this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

571
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: And also her line reads of when they when they

572
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: fall off the boat to that my Boy Lollipop song

573
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: and she goes, this dress is dry kling. Only shut up, Jerry.

574
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: She's just like, literally, hits, you're right, she speaks the least,

575
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: but when she speaks it is right. I'd like it too.

576
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: But I mean she's driving the bus, she's she's going

577
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: Sunday drive us. I like that one. And then when

578
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: they cut from the actual bus to the little toy

579
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: bus because they're like that's going to be expensive, notarily.

580
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: I just love it. It's funny. And also that this

581
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: is the line I was thinking of, Um they go

582
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: through in the hospital, she goes my eyespy with my

583
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: little eye something blue and they go hospital and shut up.

584
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm fucking love this movie because it

585
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: seems like the real thing. It seems they had that hemistry. Yeah,

586
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: and there like, god, that is that ever going to

587
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: happen again? Like with where like a huge world wide

588
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: worldwide sensation band. That's like a scripted movie, scripted right,

589
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: it was in this It was in the Hard Days

590
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: but actually critically Hard Days Night was not very well

591
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: received and Spice rolled act. I think a lot of

592
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: people were like, that was kind of good because it's

593
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: very British. I got the bootleg vhs that flea market

594
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: and that's how I saw it, and it's fun. I

595
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: went to a screening a couple of years ago in

596
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: in Manhattan with a bunch of you know, people were

597
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: living their childhood and it was great. Yeah, somebody give

598
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: you a Spice Girls banner one of our shows. Yeah,

599
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: someone had like a huge vinyl thing printed and he

600
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: like drove it in from like hours away. Didn't bring

601
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: it to this show because they're like, we didn't know

602
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: if we would be allowed in. And I was like,

603
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: I mean, we're not banning Spice Girls banners from the

604
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: showing free ticket. Yeah. They came back and I was like, yo, yeah,

605
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: And I mailed it home to myself and it's in

606
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: my closet. I just I mean, that can't be thrown away.

607
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing with it, but what

608
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 1: did it say on It was just it's just a

609
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: huge vinyl of the them. One of the movie promo

610
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: picks with them over that glitterary picture. They were so iconic,

611
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: like that union Jack dress is forever. That's a part

612
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: of history, that's a part of culture. Like babies, like

613
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: little pigtails. Those they were styled impeccably, just like that

614
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: is like a hair moment for for all time. And

615
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: their shoes, I mean, Steve Madden started making those shoes,

616
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: those platforms shoes. I still have them. I mean, platforms

617
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: are also way better for you speaking of feminism, because

618
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: you're not you're not hurting your knees because you're just higher.

619
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: Favorite song do you have one? Yeah? I mean I

620
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: think so You'll be There to me is the strongest song.

621
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: So You'll Be There is incredible. I also think there

622
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: Everence of Wanna Be is just like wow, Like that's

623
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: that was truly written in a moment of like, let's

624
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 1: write something fun. That's what I like that cookie fun.

625
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: It's like it didn't have to I mean, I'm sure

626
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: like it had sign up from like all these fucking

627
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: label people, but it's like now it's like you gotta

628
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: get really, you gotta have you gotta be in your

629
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: imperial phase in order to put out to do something

630
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: that outside the box. That was their first thing at

631
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: the Gate it was like cooky fun different, like timeless. Well,

632
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,399
Speaker 1: Rolling Stone did some kind of a survey, and want

633
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: to Be is the second. Uh most like you can

634
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: hear the least of it and people can what it is.

635
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: So you can hear like five seconds of it or something.

636
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,760
Speaker 1: And there's only one song that people can identify faster

637
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: than want to Be. I don't know. I think three was,

638
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: I have the Tiger. I can't remember what one was.

639
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: One was something might have been something crazy like Mambo

640
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: number five or something, you know what. I would guests

641
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: and this is kind of crazy. We are the champions,

642
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: like well, actually it's not about like iconic, like if

643
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,240
Speaker 1: it's iconic or not. It's about recognizable within a snippet

644
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: like that time saying but want to Be. It's like

645
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: don't donu donu no no no no like you. That's

646
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: want to Be, Like I feel like the cord proof

647
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: the Chords or something like or if it's the track

648
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: from the actual album, it's it's the Heels Heels. Yeah,

649
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 1: that's also I have to say underrated, well not underrated,

650
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: it's it's one of their biggest hits, but to become

651
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: one I come on. So when they did their reunion

652
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: when remember when they went back on tour the first time.

653
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: I was the first time I was there a second time,

654
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: I'll probably have to fly to the UK for this time,

655
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: and yeah, I would love to go. I would love

656
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: to see them. I want to see them very bad.

657
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: I remember they performed to Become One on Strictly Come Dancing,

658
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: and again they have these amazing hats like they were

659
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 1: like it was they were a dressed like they were

660
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: in the video, and I was like, this is such

661
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: a fun like remembrance of this. And you listen to

662
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: the lyrics and they were talking about like using condoms.

663
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: They're talking about safe sex, put it on, put it

664
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: on music like the nineties when that was and you

665
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: know that actually I think maybe pre dates Sex in

666
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: the City by a couple of years. Pepper was before Yeah,

667
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: because that was the first song I ever heard that

668
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: was like, oh ship you can like stand up to.

669
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: And also, yeah, she Become One is like one of

670
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: the best fucking songs baby making songs. And I think, um,

671
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: fucking wait, no, no, no, no no, to Become One

672
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: of the music video where they're on They're all over

673
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 1: New York right, yes, yes, and Emma and babies like

674
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: she got she's got a beautiful voice to every well

675
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: they record, they shot it and then they like shot

676
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: it at double speed. They slow motioned it so that

677
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: it's like the city is like zooming around. But they're

678
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: just like it's so good. Yeah, No, they were amazing

679
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 1: that and you know who, you know who like put

680
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: them together in packaged them and they Simon Call released

681
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 1: a book like years ago, like when I was really

682
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: drinking the American idol cool A, I bought Simon Call's book.

683
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: When I read, honestly, he talks a lot about like

684
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: when the Spice Girls first hit, and he said that

685
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: it's like it was like this undeniable thing like everyone

686
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: in the industry like they heard want to Be before

687
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: everyone else. And then it was like the next day

688
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: everyone heard it, and it was like this moment in

689
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: time where everyone can remember I have this with one

690
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: other artist. I remember where I was when I found

691
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: out about Britney Spears because it caught like fire. I

692
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: remember one day I didn't know who she was. The

693
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: next day it was maybe one more time, like everyone

694
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: was like, did you see Britney Spears And I was like, whoa,

695
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,439
Speaker 1: and that he talks about that in the book too,

696
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: because interestingly enough, TLC turned down the song um Baby

697
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: one More Time that was like a song that they

698
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: had in the industry, and this art, this um ended

699
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: up with it. And Simon Collett in the book or

700
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: like in some interview that I read, was like he

701
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: was he couldn't believe that, like this unknown artist was

702
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: getting maybe one more time and the person that that

703
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: was working with her, I forget who it was, was like, no,

704
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: you don't understand, Like it has to go to this artist.

705
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: It has to go to this artist Britney Yes, And

706
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: Simon was like, well who is it? And they said

707
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: her name is Britney Spears. And Simon was like, well,

708
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: you know you're going to have a hit with an

709
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: artist named Brittney Spears. And then like just from the

710
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: name like that that sounds like something, and then you

711
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: heard the song and the iconic and and then you're

712
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: just like there is something in the name. Though it's

713
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: like okay, You're like I want to know more. I

714
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: remember the place. I remember I was where I was too.

715
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: I was in my living room in Canada, lying on

716
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: my stomach, my sister put it on. I was like,

717
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: who is this? Took the album cover. I remember the

718
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: moment that I looked at the cover and looked her

719
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: in that outfit, just like like, oh, I'm on board,

720
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 1: Yes I have I have to own that album now. Yeah.

721
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I know that's that's crazy. Spice girls

722
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: were like that. Yeah. Because I don't remember where I

723
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: was when I heard Baby one more time, but I

724
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: absolutely I remember the moment, the whole scenario when I

725
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: the first time I heard want to Be because I

726
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: had like I guess it was you and Rod that

727
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: I had on and I would always have that on

728
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: while I was doing my homework. I was doing homework

729
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: at this little tea table I had in my bedroom

730
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: and it was I mean it was like a movie.

731
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: Like I like dropped my pencil and I got up

732
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: and I went over and I mean, you don't have

733
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: Shazam at the time, but I was like, who who

734
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: is this? What is happening? And I couldn't stop thinking

735
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: about I went to school the next day. I'm telling

736
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: everyone about it. Guys. No, no, no, you need have

737
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: you heard this song? Because this is this is the

738
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: new thing? Okay, our lives When you listen to it,

739
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: you feel like you're tasting something, you know what I mean.

740
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: It's like it feels every it's a great pop song. Um,

741
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: did you thing? I would read the liner notes? Oh

742
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: me too, I was so okay, So I was so crazy.

743
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: I remember one time I was rehearsing for a play

744
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: in high school and this is when uh Forever came out,

745
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: which is the album that no one listened to. It

746
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: sold like literally like twenty six thousand copies, which in

747
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: comparison to record sales for the first two it's like

748
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: like I could sell um like truly, I think we

749
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 1: sold more books than they did. Album like that to

750
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: real it's real bad. So I would have I have

751
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: a process where I was rehearsing a play. I was

752
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: going really badly. Everyone was calling because I needed to

753
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: get to rehearsal, and I said, oh, I'm sorry, I

754
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,919
Speaker 1: guess you didn't hear because not a lot of people

755
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: did that Forever came out today, and so I had

756
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: to listen to the whole album once in silence in

757
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: my room, and then I listened to it again immediately

758
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: after while reading the liner notes. And that was my

759
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: process for any album that I really care you could

760
00:41:54,200 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 1: get off you guys, thank you next crazy are you?

761
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: And then like there's some good songs off Forever though, holler,

762
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: I sang do you want to know something? At my

763
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: high school graduation, I sang with three other girls goodbye

764
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 1: bye the Spice Girls, and it was my idea's beautiful.

765
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful song, and the videos and it's all

766
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: it's snowy. It makes me think, so we're also forgetting

767
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: about spicetop. Yeah, fucking Ariel our front arial. He's like

768
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: instructor played too much yesterday on the bike. I was like,

769
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: I love That's an iconic scene in the movie too.

770
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: There's just so many. I also like the one where

771
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: the ass lists guys come out, come on, come on.

772
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: I just love that song. It's not an official Spice

773
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: Girls song, but yeah, you couldn't find me it's not

774
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: because it's not. And when they were very big about

775
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: all having writing credits, so most of their songs, if

776
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: not all of them, maybe not in Forever because they

777
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: got a dark child involved, you know, dark time doing

778
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: what everyone else is doing. Right, Yeah, they lost it.

779
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 1: And I mean that Jerry had left by that point

780
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: because she thought she was going to be Beyonce and

781
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: she's not, and it was not great. Have you ever

782
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 1: Like there's very available now is like documentary footage about

783
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: the breakup, and they'll they'll all sit down and like

784
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: really talk about what happened. And so it's kind of

785
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: crazy because literally all the rumors at that time were

786
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: Jerry and Scary fighting about like he was going to

787
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: make creative decisions for the group or like to be

788
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: the primary like Paul McCartney and John Lennon classic story,

789
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: And apparently that kind of is what went down. Like

790
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: they always butted heads, they were they were incredibly close

791
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: and um, I think still are remained close to this day. Yeah,

792
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: they're they're all on good terms. Again. Past doesn't want

793
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 1: to do the tour. Yeah, Well, anyone who thought because

794
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: her and I was like, guys, if you really knew

795
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,959
Speaker 1: the Spice Girls, you would have not known going into

796
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: this that she was not going to be a part

797
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: of the reunion. She's been very open about that. I

798
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: mean she's like she's like, guys, I really like, I'm

799
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: not a good singer. Like that's why I love her

800
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 1: because she's like, yeah, and I'm not a great singer.

801
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: She knows, she knows what her value is, but she

802
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: has like a fashion line. She's a hot husband. She's

803
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: doing so well. Her brand is doing the sales army.

804
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,280
Speaker 1: I mean she's she was already rich before the Spice Girls,

805
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: and then she got Spice Girl rich, then she'd married

806
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: David Beckham and now her brand is insanely well. They

807
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: are no joke famous and yeah the UK they are top.

808
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: But also considering how famous the Spice Girls are, they

809
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: haven't had any really huge like issues or scams or

810
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: media things. They came at the exact last time. I

811
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: think they could have, honestly, because they kind of like

812
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: hit and had their Imperial phase moment and then kind

813
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: of faded out right before and the beginnings of LI

814
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: A O L social media like in a real way.

815
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: And because the next thing was Brittany, the next was Brittany,

816
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: I think, um and say, the last thing I will

817
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: say about the Spice Girls is the reunion single Headlines

818
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: is very good. I can't I can't believe you even

819
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: know headlines. You're you're a real fan. I fucking loved them. Yeah,

820
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: it's so funny because but at the did you go

821
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: to the re so so when they started singing headlines,

822
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: everyone was just like you can tell, you can tell

823
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: who like the super fans were because I knew the lyrics,

824
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: but like no one didn't there what's this fine? What's

825
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: this one? And it was, I mean, it was hilarious

826
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: and embarrassing. Do you remember when they did the Olympics

827
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 1: in London and they came out of that was so good, iconic,

828
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: so good. Um, okay, that's a great answer. We move

829
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: on to go around the room and say which spice

830
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: girl you are? Now we know, Um, I'm scary, like

831
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: ethnic whatever. Don't do that to yourself. I believe that

832
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: you are scary. I think I am scary, like I

833
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: think like I like she just like whatever. I don't

834
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: have like the same like I don't have as much

835
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: like charming personality as she does, but like, yes you do, stupid.

836
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: I'm someone who's just like who feels good about I

837
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: feel okay about being Like Meloby is low key a superstar,

838
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: nobody's amazing and she was real dancing with the stars.

839
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: She remembered. She was yeah, yeah, okay, that's me. You go.

840
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: I think that I actually am Jerry Wow, that you

841
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: are her. I think I am Jerry. Jerry's the mess singer. God,

842
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 1: I thought I know one of her songs even scream

843
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: if you Bought to Go Faster. And she also did

844
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: a bad cover of its raining Man, So I don't know,

845
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: it's not like a New York guy, it's raining man.

846
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: She just her first single was was looked at Me.

847
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: Remember that look at Me? I loved that, alright, But

848
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 1: I also have baby tendencies. I think you're you know,

849
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: I believe you're Jerry. Okay, Jerry was my favorite. Spice

850
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,720
Speaker 1: is my favorite. But maybe who who I am the most?

851
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, fucking Sporty. I was going to say

852
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: sport I think I think Sporty is. First of all,

853
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: you can never deny that Sporty was the well maybe

854
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: the only one with a great voice. I mean she

855
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 1: had a great yeah singing. I mean, I mean she

856
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: was really saying she was the sound of the Spice GROLs.

857
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 1: And also you can never forget sound like a fool.

858
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 1: The son was hot at gay clubs for a really

859
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: good song, and she did and then and then left

860
00:47:55,600 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: I rest in peace in Oh my god, it was

861
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: really really good moment. Oh my god. Wait, everyone has

862
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: all the listeners you have to listen to. I turned

863
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: to you and maybe even Arial Padia should play that

864
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: in class. I think that would be the guy just

865
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: to to tell cycle too. I think that is that

866
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: would signal the end of the world. It's so gay,

867
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: it's very gay. It's so gay. Okay, um, okay, So

868
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: Christina's it's now time. Well, I'm very highly represented the

869
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: Spice Christina Christine Posh. Sorry sorry, I got so flustered there.

870
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yes, um, you're Posh, we know,

871
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: and also I do. I just don't think there can

872
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: be two posses at one table, or else I would

873
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: have really made a run for Posh. Yeah. Um, but

874
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: I think you're producer Emma's baby. Well, who do you

875
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: feel you are? What do you feel you rama? Yeah,

876
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: we got all five pretty good, and we will fight

877
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: and this will brawl, burn to the ground, and I

878
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: would be the one to break off and be like,

879
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: I'm going so low and no one gives a Well,

880
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: it's so cocky of Jerry because she was one of

881
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: the he was not an original Spice girl. There was

882
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: a woman named Michelle Stephens says mom got sick and

883
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: then and then She's like, I gotta go. And then

884
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 1: and then Jerry, like Jerry was kept calling because the

885
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: original group was they answered and ad and then they

886
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: turned against that guy because he was trying to sell

887
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: them a deal that wasn't but they loved each other

888
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: so that we're going to find a deal elsewhere in

889
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: the industry, which I mean so feminist Michelle, So Michelle

890
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: was in it, and then like there was literally Jerry

891
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: just like kept going like they were like, I guess

892
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,720
Speaker 1: we'll let this vision. Isn't that so funny? The movie?

893
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: The movie is going to be so good. The actual

894
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: like biopic of the Spice Girl was that in development? No,

895
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: but I'm saying, like it Okay, I think we all

896
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: go in on it with a VPS and then we're

897
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 1: gonna say we can produce it. Yeah, we can get

898
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: this to happen and we can go fund me it whatever. Christina, Um,

899
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: what was the culture that made you say culture is

900
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: for me? Saturday night Life? Yes, okay, great from the seventies.

901
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: And I've read all the books, I've seen all the

902
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: episode I interned. I moved here so I can intern there. Well, yeah,

903
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: I didn't have an internship when I moved here, but

904
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get one. You can't intern

905
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 1: unless you're in college. So the last semester of my

906
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: college career, after three failed interviews, Dia Moles felt bad

907
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: for me. It was like she called me and said

908
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: I didn't get it, and I was like, okay, if

909
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: anybody quit, call me, and she was like okay. It

910
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: was also the day my grandpa died. And then she

911
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: called me right back, like twenty minutes later. I was like,

912
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: you know what come in on Tuesdays and Saturdays And

913
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: I was like, so, what did you do there? I? Yeah,

914
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: I helped this lady preya rap chords. I didn't really

915
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: have much to do. My god, they surely didn't have

916
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: any cards iconic quote and set people into the cafeteria

917
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: and I get around. I would ask like Andy Samber

918
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: what he wanted for dinner? Ordered for certain people were

919
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: doing digital shorts. Oh my god, you gotta put that

920
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:31,919
Speaker 1: thing on your resume. She did what you wanted for lunch. Sometimes, yeah,

921
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: she didn't want me there because there was one for

922
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: me to do. I kept yeah, Pria didn't want me

923
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,959
Speaker 1: there because I was like in the way, But I god,

924
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: I knew to keep quiet, I knew not to be annoying.

925
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: The thing is, I feel I feel like the interns.

926
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: I'm like this, this is such a gross thing for

927
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: me to say. But the nicest thing about before I

928
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: went on break was all the like a bunch of

929
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: interns left a card on my desk being like like,

930
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: thank you so much for like learning my name and

931
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: like saying me. I was like, yeah, like yeah, human being.

932
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: I feel like that's not like a normal thing. They're now, um,

933
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: it's not normally, you know. The cat the cast was

934
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: so nice. Okay, great, the cast is almost were like,

935
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: it's not a normal any internships, like interning a queer

936
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: eye and no one knew my name. I was like,

937
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: all right, the first one first people knew any When

938
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: I interned, I made an impression great wrapping those chords.

939
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, all day they're all you coming, Your

940
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: cords are all around. Looked at the cords and she

941
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: was like, this looks like this girl's got something. She

942
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: wrapped these cords really well. Even though I initially didn't

943
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:42,240
Speaker 1: want her here. Initially I didn't want this girl wrapping

944
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: cords or even touching my chords at all. But looking

945
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: at these piles. She can stay. Like the last day

946
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: of my internship, she told me something personal about her

947
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: life and I felt so brought in great yeah and

948
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: then she got but yeah she was cool. I liked her.

949
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: I liked everybody. Haven't we always been a fan of

950
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: used to fan? Oh my god, yeah, I've I've half

951
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:07,919
Speaker 1: asked auditions for them or submission like a real because

952
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm too scared because I love it too much. It's

953
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: it's one of those. It's one of those. But it's

954
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: like it truly it's whatever. Being on the other side

955
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: of it, it's like, just took a regular place to work,

956
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: which sounds insane. It's become very it's become very demystified.

957
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: Being so close to it, it's like, Wow, it really

958
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: isn't just a workplace. And they work hard a Saturday

959
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: Saturday when you watch them quick change and then there's

960
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: a horse in the fucking hallway and then you walk

961
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: by Beyonce like the episode the season were Betty White

962
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: and jay Z. That was the season I entered past

963
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 1: a panic attack and she's my favorite person in the world,

964
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 1: and um, yeah, but I and then the season finale,

965
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 1: every party is on this ice skating rink right right,

966
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 1: I went up, I went back up. I learned like,

967
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: oh we could go back upstairs in this particular evening,

968
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,240
Speaker 1: um in that party, and I just like ran around

969
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: eight h by myself, and I just like I was

970
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: like I would never for it every second of this moment,

971
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: Like I had the whole studio myself, and I was

972
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: just like I just stared at everything and touched the

973
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 1: curtains of the dress. I'm obsessed with that. I mean,

974
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: being there is surreal. Being there is surreal. But's it's

975
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: it's it's television history. I mean, yes, it's it's iconic.

976
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: It's their rock star stars. Like when I when I

977
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: used to watch this eighties my favorite five Years band,

978
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: and it was just like they're rock stars there, the Beatles. Ye.

979
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: So so then then you go against this theory that

980
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 1: Lauren has that it's like everyone's favorite cast is from

981
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: when they were in high school. You are a fan

982
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: of that for this first is my favor? Oh my god. Yeah,

983
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: have you seen this documentary? I need to see. Yes,

984
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: and she narrates it. It's so beautiful. Yeah, it's a

985
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: gorgeous documentary. Just god. Book I've read her books so

986
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: many times, her her thing what was the theater? What

987
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: did you do the theater? That was her at the

988
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: Beacon No, her at the Broadway show, her Broadway show. Yeah, yeah,

989
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 1: I forgot what theater it was, but that's it was

990
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: so sweet. Oh my god. The animals like so amazing. Yeah,

991
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,439
Speaker 1: she's incredible. Yeah. That one quote she has in her book,

992
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: it's like, um, I always will lust after men, no

993
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 1: matter what happens with men. I'm always horny for my

994
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 1: creativity like that. And I was like, yes, I totally

995
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: she and Gane Wilder that's like a iconic and Bill

996
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: Murray had like yeah right really yeah yeah. And when

997
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: she was really sick, like the last time the cast

998
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: ever saw her, Bill Murray like picked her up and

999
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: like didn't want to believe she was sick and like

1000
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: like like threw her at everybody one at a time,

1001
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,399
Speaker 1: just like say hi and buy. Yeah. It was really

1002
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, because like those what are the characters

1003
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 1: they do when when Bill Murray and her are playing

1004
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 1: like the yeah, so wirds, can you can kind of

1005
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: tell you can sense it when they're doing those characters.

1006
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: But I mean there was also like because as that

1007
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: was when they were like into each other because you

1008
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: were the big SML book, right, the chunky did you

1009
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 1: from New York? Yes, I have it. I'm like, I

1010
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 1: have it and I finished it. I can't believe it.

1011
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: But I was like, it's that good that I was

1012
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: like and plus like it's conversations and it keeps skipping

1013
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,800
Speaker 1: but in it because I'm like they're talking about like

1014
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: Bill Murray was like a little bit mean to Guilda. Yeah,

1015
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: and it's and it's a very weird dynamic her. Yeah,

1016
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, her relationships with men are fats and yeah,

1017
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: she fell in love all the time, and I love

1018
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: That's why it's like me, I fell in love with

1019
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: so many people all the time. Jane Curtin talks about

1020
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 1: she was on Watch What Happens Live. Jane Kurtin and

1021
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: Andy asked quite a bit about S and L, and

1022
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: Jane says that the way that the men kind of

1023
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: like treated Gilda was different than the way they treated

1024
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: Jane because jane strengths were more kind of being a

1025
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: straight man like kind of like um, you know, doing

1026
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: weekend Update and things like that, and like she said,

1027
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 1: like Gilda was Guilda like she was just kind of

1028
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: accepted as like one of the guys, which like came

1029
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: with its own I guess baggage for her. But Jane

1030
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: was saying, like being there was like a whole different

1031
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 1: experience for her because it's like the way that they

1032
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: regarded women at that time was just completely different. And

1033
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: they always had respect for Gilda. I think they knew

1034
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: Gilda was a legend and there was no way that

1035
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: they could fight it. So they're like, I guess we'll

1036
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 1: just let her join. Yeah, it's just the most adorable,

1037
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: Like you just love God's Yeah, just you fall There's

1038
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: very few people that you fall in love. Everyone falls

1039
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: in love with them when you meet them, and she has.

1040
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: She carried the light, that's for sure. Yeah, she's definitely

1041
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: had that energy. So do you have a favorite cast member? Now? Um,

1042
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, I mean my Rudolph, I mean the

1043
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: current I mean Milla Shannon. I think Maya is. Maya

1044
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: is one of the funniest motherfuckers. She's iconic. Yeah, she's

1045
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: she's the best. She's the best. I was thinking. I

1046
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: was thinking the current cast and I am. So there's

1047
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: something about Cecily Strong. Oh, I love her. I have

1048
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: a crush on her. I tried to buy her drinks

1049
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Speaker 1: because I would go to the afterparties with Fenris all

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00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 1: the time. I still go, but and then every time

1051
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna buy sexually strong drink and then

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00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 1: I go and I just run away. I run away,

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00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: just do it. Yeah, And she's like she she's the

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00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: cool It's crazy. I'm just like, oh, you're incredible. Like

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00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: I just like, I just see her do Janine Pierrot

1056
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 1: and was like, she's so good. They're so funny, she's

1057
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: so good, Like her impressions are so underrated good, and

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00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: like her original characters are so underrated good. And she

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00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: I think she like. What I love about her is

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00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: it's like like sketch. I love sketch comedy, but sometimes

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00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: sketch comedy can feel like performance, and sometimes it feels

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00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: like acting. And I think Cecily is always acting. Yes,

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00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 1: you know what you don't want to have a conversation

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00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 1: with at a party. It's characters. Ever, And I'm so

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00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: god when she did weaken up that, I was so excited,

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00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: but then then the switch, but also Heidie guard HER's

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00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: really she's got chops. Yeah, I really love her. I

1068
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: went to JFL with her and we were we were

1069
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: both and then like um, hearing that she had gotten it,

1070
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,919
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it makes perfect sense.

1071
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 1: Was her audition Like she was she was great. I mean,

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00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: like we we all got to know each other. And

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00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: the thing is, like the thing about Heidia is it's

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00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,959
Speaker 1: the same thing as I just said with Cely. She's

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00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: acting so it explodes on the screen. It really does

1076
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 1: every boxer's girlfriend. And she really she did that, and

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00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 1: I remember like cracking up at that character. And she

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00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: also did her like Kristin Shawl. Oh my god. But

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Speaker 1: I was like, and she's also the kindest person. Fucking

1080
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: got everybody. She like had saran wrapped small individual plates

1081
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: full of cookies and things that she baked before Christmas,

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00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: left it everyone's doors. And I was like, and she

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00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: she bought me. We have this love of gummies and

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00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: she like bought me this huge box of like artisanal gumming.

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Speaker 1: The nicest person in the world and like every good thing.

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01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: All the cash members are like like good, call me

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01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 1: like they're good. Yeah, they're all good. Yeah. And she

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01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: has a really nice family, really nice husband. I've met

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01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: with her, like brothers came up. They were all so nice, like, yeah,

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01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: she's the best, She's the best anyway, um snl. I

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01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: feel like, is there is there like any sort of well,

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Speaker 1: I guess, like favorite favorite sketch of all time. I

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01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: mean it's hard. I was like trying to like, I

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Speaker 1: have to say this, so I was. I've also been

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01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: obsessed with this since I was very young, which is

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01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: why this is all such a gag to me. Um,

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01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: this is the way things have worked out. Um Like,

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Speaker 1: So I used to go when I was in college.

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01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: I used to camp out on the stand. I did

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Speaker 1: this every week instead of trying to make friends. I

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01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: got in like five times. There's the couple. Do you

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01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: know that couples in Jamie Dude? They're the front of

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01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: every line every show. When do you need to get

1104
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Speaker 1: there to be the first thing? Wednesday? I would be

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01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: there Friday at eleven am. The first time I ever

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Speaker 1: went was it was um, I went and I had

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Speaker 1: no It was James Franco. And the second time, no,

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Speaker 1: it was James Franco and Kings of Leon and I

1109
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 1: kid you not. I sat next to Emmistone and this

1110
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: was what Emmistone. All she had done was super bad,

1111
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 1: super bad. It was pre easy A. So it was

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Speaker 1: Emmistone sitting next to her, sitting next to her boyfriend

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01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 1: at the time, who's now transitioned, Teddy Geiger. So this

1114
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 1: was years ago. So now Teddy Geiger has transitioned and

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01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 1: she she now is like a songwriter shrits with um

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01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: Shawn Mendez and they have a lot of success together.

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01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 1: She was She's nominated for a Grammy with him, like

1118
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 1: very well. But this was at this time, like I

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01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 1: sat literally next to them and it was James Franco

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Speaker 1: and kings Of and I was so in shock the

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01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 1: whole time that I didn't get to enjoy it. I

1122
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: went the next week it was Anne Hathaway and The Killers.

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01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And this was the very first time

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01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 1: that Kristen Wigg did the Lawrence Welk Show. It was

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Speaker 1: one of the best moments of my life watching that

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01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 1: live in the student Want I watched it live with

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01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: those little tiny hands and Fred Armison playing Lawrence Welk

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Speaker 1: and like the four of them, Casey Wilson, Amy Poehler

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01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: who was once pregnant right, Kirsten Wigg doing that character,

1130
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 1: and Hathaway being such an amazing life performer, like it

1131
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 1: was just so good and I was remember I left

1132
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, there's something so magical confirmed about

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01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: this place, and I was just anys. Yeah, Amy and

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01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: Tina Weakened Update is probably like favorite sketches anytime Amy

1135
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: and Tina we I was, for whatever reason, my favorite

1136
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: jo we can It was Amy and Tina for whatever reason.

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01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 1: I mean if they just are the best. Love. I

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01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 1: love Weekend Update now, but you know I love he

1139
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 1: was my favorite Weekend Update. I think he's so funny. Yeah,

1140
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 1: I normally normous like an interesting cat like he is.

1141
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: He is very like you're on boarding, and his stand

1142
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: up is actually quite good. Like if you watch specials.

1143
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 1: Most of the specials you see these these are like

1144
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: pretty bad. But like Norman, Norm still got it even

1145
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: though he's gone. He's like super religious and I knew

1146
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 1: it was conservativeah, Like, well, I mean my friend Harrison

1147
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 1: Greenbaum was on, well America's got Talent, I guess it was.

1148
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 1: And uh or no that so Norm was on when

1149
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: he was on Last Comic Standing, I guess it wasn't

1150
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 1: he did. He has some joke that it compares the

1151
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: Bible to Harry Potter, and Norm was offended by it

1152
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: comments and I was like, oh right, you lost your

1153
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: edge who you are now? Yeah. Also I have to say,

1154
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: because they're my boss, is Colin chose to Michael Jay

1155
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 1: They're actually incredible to you. Yeah, they're amazing. And I

1156
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: loved watching Michael find his voice and like his can

1157
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 1: stand up when he's at the desk, right, Sony so

1158
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 1: funny and each other well, and like Colin like I'm

1159
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 1: going to go to bat like just the nicest guy,

1160
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 1: the nicest dude, and so is like ja like like

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01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 1: cha just loves to function up on the internet and

1162
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: like that's like that, but like but like in person,

1163
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: you're just like, oh, like he's very just like a

1164
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 1: nice guy and like it's like you just have to like,

1165
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, he just he just likes to Like

1166
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 1: I like that. I appreciate that he's all troublemaker m him.

1167
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite sketch of all time? I

1168
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: was going to say, and this is so this sounds

1169
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 1: a little basic, but I think first it was like

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01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: first it was like all the Donna tells stuff with

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01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: Maria growing up. I was like, I'm responding to something

1172
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 1: about this. I didn't really know like what it like

1173
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 1: that I was gay or anything. But I was like,

1174
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: there's something there's something fun about like her being surrounded

1175
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: by these shirtless buffer and her like screaming at children

1176
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: on Halloween, like so funny, like like halle Berry coming

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01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 1: in his Naomi Campbell. I was like, yeah, this is fun. Yeah,

1178
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: I love that like that and then like and then

1179
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,640
Speaker 1: truly this is but this is the basic thing. Like

1180
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 1: Debbie Downer. I was like, I love it when that

1181
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: one's so good. I guess I would like get more

1182
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 1: people and consistently call me Debbie Downer after that. But

1183
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 1: you know it's fine. Just get that you have feline aids.

1184
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:45,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so look at that costume. He's probably

1185
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 1: in the early stag. Honestly, I love when they break.

1186
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 1: I love I like whenever anyone gets mad at me

1187
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: found for breaking, I'm like, you gotta stop thinking it

1188
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: so serious. When I was for get like his audition

1189
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 1: was fucking amazing. Is a really good impression because it

1190
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: wasn't the only one ever who never broke, like Chris

1191
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:14,439
Speaker 1: Parnell was famous for like never fucking breaking. Didn't break, Yeah, yeah, broke.

1192
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:17,040
Speaker 1: I managed to like, I'm so obsessed with SNL that

1193
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 1: I like my first year in New York when I

1194
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 1: went to into like I moved here to intern I

1195
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:24,479
Speaker 1: didn't do it three years later, but I snuck myself

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01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction after

1197
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 1: party and I met a cast member and we made

1198
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 1: out and then we like fun for five years on

1199
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: and all, Oh my god, you wait, was this the

1200
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:35,480
Speaker 1: celebrity that Yeah, okay, we didn't talk about this, but

1201
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,439
Speaker 1: we will talk off about And you guys didn't didn't

1202
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 1: get you compare notes about your celebrity? Oh no, we will.

1203
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 1: But I like I like, no, I'm like friends with

1204
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 1: a lot of like I'm friends like Horatio Sands. I

1205
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 1: met him on the street and I tweeted at him

1206
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: and they were like really good friends. Um, I don't know.

1207
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: I've just managed to like envelope myself in this fucking SNL.

1208
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 1: It's yeah, I love it so much. Um wait, we

1209
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 1: have to ask you about Okay, come on, let's do

1210
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 1: a little exploratory thing with with with the book. What

1211
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 1: was that process like for you guys to adapt the

1212
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,680
Speaker 1: because we actually are we actually have an idea for one? Yeah, well,

1213
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: we had an outline that we all agreed upon, and

1214
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 1: then we sold the book. But we got an offer

1215
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 1: from a public from HarperCollins based on this outline, and

1216
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 1: then we went to go write it, and then we

1217
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,600
Speaker 1: separately abandoned the outline, did not tell the other person,

1218
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 1: and happened to write things that really complimented each other.

1219
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Perfect. I focused a lot on like

1220
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,919
Speaker 1: sexual acts and experiences, and then she focused on self

1221
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 1: confidence because I would recommend, I mean, like you can.

1222
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: I think they wanted us to write it in unison,

1223
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 1: but I don't understand how you can share a voice

1224
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: when your voices are like you're not the same person.

1225
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: We have experienced that too when we when we have

1226
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,080
Speaker 1: been assigned things for Vulture together, It's it's hard, it's

1227
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,840
Speaker 1: very difficult. You just have to agree, and then that,

1228
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: to me, that waters down everything. But I mean, like

1229
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: this has been going on for years, because we got

1230
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 1: book deals like a couple of like first like years

1231
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 1: and years ago from the originally like the first one

1232
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 1: was from a guy who did like some of Chelsea

1233
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 1: Handler's first books, but they want it's something really salacious

1234
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: like my Sideways life, and like I love that, and

1235
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 1: I read that, I love Chelsea's books, but that's not

1236
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 1: what we're doing. We're doing something different. And also like

1237
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 1: that's already been done, Chelsea did it, so we got

1238
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 1: to do something new. UM. And so that was and

1239
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 1: we sat for a couple of years, and then there

1240
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 1: was a woman who was kind of after us for

1241
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,759
Speaker 1: a while who ended up being who ended up getting

1242
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 1: going up and up in publishing and who we ultimately

1243
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 1: worked with. So she had kind of been following us

1244
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 1: since she was a young woman in the publishing industry. UM,

1245
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 1: and then she was a mastermind. And then when we

1246
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 1: wrote the Yeah, when we wrote the pitch for it, UM,

1247
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:40,600
Speaker 1: there was a bunch of people like they did a

1248
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,560
Speaker 1: bidding war, and then we just ended up going with

1249
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: Hillary's company because well, I mean they did offer us

1250
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: the most money, but also they it's harper One. They cared.

1251
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,599
Speaker 1: She was like, Okay, we're gonna have avatage for you guys,

1252
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: and you'll have like every time it's a chapter that

1253
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: you got one of you rights, you'll have your like

1254
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 1: cartoon avatar at the top, and no one ever gets

1255
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,680
Speaker 1: use you could tell whose voice it is anyway, but

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Speaker 1: there's just yeah, it's really um, it's easy it's an

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01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,560
Speaker 1: easy read, but it's like she really helped make it,

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01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,719
Speaker 1: structure it first of all, because we just like handed

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01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,439
Speaker 1: her paragraph about it we wanted to talk about and

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01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 1: she put the puzzle together. That's so thoughtful of her

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01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:19,719
Speaker 1: to like work, think think of a system. That really great.

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01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,200
Speaker 1: She's fucking great at her job. Yeah, that's awesome. How

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Speaker 1: long did it take for you guys to write it?

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01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 1: Like six months? But I only was created from the

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01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 1: hours of three am to five am. Was a real bit.

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01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,679
Speaker 1: It sucked up my sleep for the rest of my life.

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01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: I mean, my sleep has never been the same since

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01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 1: I wrote the book, really because it sucked it up

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01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 1: because I'm a night Yeah, it's hard to write in

1270
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: the day, you because you know, I like need to

1271
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:48,640
Speaker 1: write in silence, like when the whole like still I

1272
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 1: wrote my half and honestly it was like five days.

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01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm not I just like I just most of my

1274
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 1: process is procrastinating and then when it hits me, I

1275
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 1: got it. So many people are and I'm just like

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01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 1: wondering if that it's I love it so much, I'm like,

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01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:08,560
Speaker 1: what is like, like, despite all of our best intentions,

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01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: Like it feels like there's no better way, Like, it's

1279
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 1: how it works, I think. I think what works for me,

1280
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 1: what works for me anyway, is like I have to

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01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 1: really develop in my own brain what it is that

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01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:21,800
Speaker 1: I want to say, because it has to be good,

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01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 1: almost good enough to be put up on paper. I

1284
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,840
Speaker 1: don't like writing something and being like I don't like this,

1285
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:28,760
Speaker 1: I want to erase all of it. I get to

1286
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,680
Speaker 1: know and love my idea in my head, and then

1287
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,400
Speaker 1: I really know what it is by the time I

1288
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 1: put it out. So it almost is like that procrastination

1289
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,559
Speaker 1: truly is part of the creative process because your wheels

1290
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:42,120
Speaker 1: are spending and you're allowing yourself to develop it. It's

1291
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:45,800
Speaker 1: just not on the page. So whenever, whenever anyone is

1292
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,720
Speaker 1: struggling writing and they're they're struggling getting something down, I'm like,

1293
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 1: you know, being a creative person is not about necessarily

1294
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,880
Speaker 1: putting words down on the paper. You and you can't

1295
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,720
Speaker 1: always tell yourself like I'm gonna write today between the

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01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:00,080
Speaker 1: hours of three and four pm. It doesn't work like that.

1297
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,599
Speaker 1: Works like that anyway for me anyway. But it's weird

1298
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 1: because when you think I always think of the people

1299
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 1: who worked at Motown Records, because literally they would go

1300
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:09,360
Speaker 1: into their office and like nine am and say today,

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01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 1: we need to write a hit by five pm. And

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01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 1: they would write a hit by five pm. So it's like,

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01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: I think you can force yourself to do it if

1304
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,400
Speaker 1: you need to. Have you seen the beautiful Carol King musical,

1305
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,559
Speaker 1: because this is literally about Oh no, I haven't seen that. Okay,

1306
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 1: it's very good and I just saw it and literally

1307
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 1: what you just said. So Carol King and um Jerry Goffin,

1308
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 1: who was her husband and creative partner, they worked at

1309
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:36,320
Speaker 1: a place like that and it was like I think

1310
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,640
Speaker 1: it was, UM, I don't know the exact label, but

1311
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:41,640
Speaker 1: they literally would sit and the boss would come in

1312
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 1: and say, we need a hit song for the Sherrell's

1313
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,400
Speaker 1: by the end of the week, and it needs to

1314
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 1: be a girl song or a guy song or this

1315
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 1: and with this energy uptown or a ballot or this,

1316
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 1: and they say got it. And like the writing duos

1317
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 1: in the h at the label would kind of compete

1318
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 1: and they would all perform the song at the end

1319
01:11:57,360 --> 01:11:58,640
Speaker 1: of the week and then he'd be like, it's that

1320
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 1: one and maybe that song could go for this other artist.

1321
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,479
Speaker 1: But I loved that musical because it's really about the

1322
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:08,680
Speaker 1: creative process and then like collaborative. I can't recommend it enough.

1323
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:13,479
Speaker 1: And Jesse Mueller's sister Abby Mueller was in it, and

1324
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,840
Speaker 1: so jesse Mueller was the actress who won the Tony

1325
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:20,280
Speaker 1: for playing Carol King. I saw her sister who gave Carol,

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01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: who was Carol. It's pretty cool that they're in the

1327
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 1: same family and they played the same part super well.

1328
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,680
Speaker 1: But it's exactly what you're saying, like this thing of like, Hi,

1329
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 1: it's your job to be creative before or five pm. Yeah. Yeah,

1330
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:35,439
Speaker 1: and and it's only they were putting out bad stuff.

1331
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:39,040
Speaker 1: It was great stuff and stands the test of time. Well, yeah,

1332
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:43,080
Speaker 1: when the pressures applied, you could do it. They they

1333
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 1: talked about that. I didn't realize that she wrote, well

1334
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:47,479
Speaker 1: you still love me tomorrow, but I was like, it's

1335
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,040
Speaker 1: amazing that someone even wrote this. This is such a

1336
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,880
Speaker 1: beautiful song. Or you've got a friend. I'm like, you've

1337
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:57,880
Speaker 1: got a friend, natural woman. Yeah. I think maybe sometimes

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01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 1: it's like you're way like I always am waiting for

1339
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:02,720
Speaker 1: the idea, and when it's the idea, I know that

1340
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 1: and it clicks. But I think perhaps you can wait

1341
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 1: for the idea. But if you don't get the idea,

1342
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,519
Speaker 1: there are other ideas that are good. So maybe those

1343
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,439
Speaker 1: are those songs. And then like the idea is like

1344
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:18,840
Speaker 1: your yeah, yes, the thing that will always define you. Yeah. Sure,

1345
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I don't know. I've been like going

1346
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:23,880
Speaker 1: through this weird dry spell for the last like, well,

1347
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:26,760
Speaker 1: this is a question I actually have. So you guys

1348
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:29,640
Speaker 1: right on Tuesday nights and then all night, right, and

1349
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:32,000
Speaker 1: that's like that's an all nighter, but like it kind

1350
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 1: of has to happen on Tuesday night, right, because you

1351
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: have to do the read through right and then dress. Yeah,

1352
01:13:37,479 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 1: you're not writing new ship later in the week. So

1353
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is like if you have a bad

1354
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:43,800
Speaker 1: day on Tuesday, that kind of like sucks. Yeah, and

1355
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:46,759
Speaker 1: it's like a weird dry on Tuesday, dry on Tuesday,

1356
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,920
Speaker 1: and it's just like well that like sort of sets

1357
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,639
Speaker 1: the tone for the rest of your week in a way.

1358
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:54,200
Speaker 1: But I mean, but the but like the thing about us,

1359
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 1: like like like at first time, it was like I

1360
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: went in there being like, oh, it's interesting that like

1361
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:00,800
Speaker 1: people don't I mean, sometimes people do just come in

1362
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:03,439
Speaker 1: with an idea that they've had boiling for like months

1363
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 1: and months, and that's an idea that they've really thought

1364
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,000
Speaker 1: through for a long time. But like a lot of

1365
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:11,160
Speaker 1: it is just about whatever the alchemy is of the

1366
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:13,160
Speaker 1: time and the place and the people in one room

1367
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:15,320
Speaker 1: like sitting together and just riffing. And I'm just like,

1368
01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it's just like first, it's like everyone has

1369
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:22,719
Speaker 1: a different process. Some people don't have any like Anna

1370
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 1: dressin like I'll just say like she like writes in

1371
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,360
Speaker 1: this way that where she's like, I don't I truly

1372
01:14:27,439 --> 01:14:31,280
Speaker 1: don't have a process. It's just like very playful, experimental,

1373
01:14:31,439 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 1: Like Aight and Kate will just come into our office

1374
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 1: and they'll rift together, and like Anna's just just has

1375
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:39,280
Speaker 1: her notes app open on her computer and just types

1376
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,640
Speaker 1: out little sentences and little sounds and then she like

1377
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 1: synthesizes it all together on final draft and the like,

1378
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 1: and then like it's she just makes it work. And

1379
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm just like, okay, that is it seems like a

1380
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:57,080
Speaker 1: straightforward process, but there's so many like depending on what

1381
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,479
Speaker 1: you're writing it, there's so many different moving pieces and

1382
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:02,360
Speaker 1: it's like a crazy mental three D chest thing. It's

1383
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,040
Speaker 1: like you have to figure out what it's going to

1384
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:07,240
Speaker 1: work for you in that environment, riffing is the best, Like,

1385
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:09,960
Speaker 1: that's God, that's that's the best way to write. I

1386
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,560
Speaker 1: think I would think, well, now I'm learning like I

1387
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: have to do it out loud, just in terms of

1388
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,840
Speaker 1: screenplay or in terms of dialogue. It has to be

1389
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 1: I have to be the only way I can write

1390
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:23,960
Speaker 1: without making it sound so robotic and crazy and unrealistic

1391
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:26,280
Speaker 1: is to speak it out. To speak it out because

1392
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:29,720
Speaker 1: you have to think, would someone say this? Someone say this? What? This?

1393
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:33,680
Speaker 1: Is this easy to say? Is it phonetically easy for

1394
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 1: someone to say crazy? Which but it's like something you

1395
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:39,439
Speaker 1: have to think about. I don't know. Yeah, um, but

1396
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:43,439
Speaker 1: that's process, y'all. That's process. Um Um. I think it's

1397
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,559
Speaker 1: time to move on to I don't think so. It's

1398
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 1: so this is our segment that we do and you

1399
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:53,200
Speaker 1: fucking slay show, and I understand your friend is animating it.

1400
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:56,120
Speaker 1: Yes he is. Stuff shout out. I'm very excited. I

1401
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,640
Speaker 1: was very proud of that. I actually wrote that on

1402
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,920
Speaker 1: the way to the venue because I have that doesnt

1403
01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:02,240
Speaker 1: million different? And I was like, no, I'm gonna do

1404
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 1: because I want to do a bit on tampon commercial

1405
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,600
Speaker 1: for a while so yeah, and I was like, and

1406
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:10,439
Speaker 1: I wrote it like backstage, and I was like, they're

1407
01:16:10,439 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 1: easy to write in that short time though, too. Yeah,

1408
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,639
Speaker 1: when you applied pressure, I'm like, man, I've been trying

1409
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:17,160
Speaker 1: to write a new joke for a really long time,

1410
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:19,439
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I wrote that fucking backstage, and then

1411
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:21,160
Speaker 1: you got to apply the pressure. And like, one form

1412
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,160
Speaker 1: of pressure in that is that it's it's sixty seconds,

1413
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:25,479
Speaker 1: like I can't make it that much longer. I love

1414
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,560
Speaker 1: that just it forces you to beat it out in

1415
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 1: a quick, efficient way. Put this on your schedule right now,

1416
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:33,960
Speaker 1: current Fisher for you have to do the Brooklyn Bellhouse

1417
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,280
Speaker 1: show right here. I feel like I don't want to

1418
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:43,000
Speaker 1: get the thing is I will you? Also, um, we

1419
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 1: are going on tour. Um Last Culture is on tour.

1420
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:49,799
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey, we're coming to Portland, Seattle, Vancouver.

1421
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:52,160
Speaker 1: Are you not in town? I mean we're in India, Annapolis,

1422
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:55,160
Speaker 1: we are, Yeah, Well we'll figure this out. I'll figure

1423
01:16:55,160 --> 01:17:00,599
Speaker 1: it out. San Francisco, Vancouver, Uh, Philly, Boston, d C, Houston,

1424
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:04,240
Speaker 1: Dallas and Austin and Brooklyn. Baby, And so you can

1425
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:08,560
Speaker 1: get tickets online. They're on sale now. Crazily enough, the

1426
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,040
Speaker 1: San Francisco date is on the night of the Oscars.

1427
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 1: We will figure it will make it work. You guys

1428
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:18,120
Speaker 1: just gonna watch the Oscars with the audience just happened,

1429
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:21,360
Speaker 1: but really signed theater of the Oscars. Yeah, I think

1430
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:24,400
Speaker 1: it might be bad and do a lot of do like,

1431
01:17:24,479 --> 01:17:26,599
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Is as the night is going, Yeah,

1432
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 1: we just have to talk because the Oscars start at five.

1433
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:35,479
Speaker 1: Our show starts at motherfucker can you can watch? So honestly,

1434
01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 1: we could, we could do. I don't think so honey

1435
01:17:37,479 --> 01:17:41,760
Speaker 1: about the Oscars because they just happened. Hell yeah, um

1436
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,640
Speaker 1: should I go first? You should go first? Okay, So

1437
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,840
Speaker 1: this is I don't this is okay, this is Matt Rodgers,

1438
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,280
Speaker 1: and I don't think so honey. As time starts now,

1439
01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:49,280
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. That thing when you're scrolling

1440
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:51,280
Speaker 1: through people's pictures and then all of a sudden they're

1441
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:54,559
Speaker 1: on a very high structure, I fucking freak out, Like, okay,

1442
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,240
Speaker 1: so when you when it's the angle and it's like

1443
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 1: the thing of like, look, how look on this really

1444
01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:01,800
Speaker 1: tall thing? I'm literally lurch in my chair because I

1445
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 1: feel like I'm on the high structure. Something I've developed

1446
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,639
Speaker 1: which I don't think so honey about, is I'm extremely

1447
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:09,519
Speaker 1: afraid of heights now, all of a sudden, like and

1448
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:13,400
Speaker 1: literally it's so intense that I'll be scrolling through photos

1449
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,880
Speaker 1: on someone's Instagram, which I often do, and I will

1450
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:21,000
Speaker 1: literally be so uncomfortable when I see someone on top

1451
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:24,280
Speaker 1: of a building. Don't take these photos. And if you

1452
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,400
Speaker 1: are going to put these photos on Instagram, there has

1453
01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:29,080
Speaker 1: to be like a photo beforehand that says the next

1454
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: picture is one of those scary photos where I'm on

1455
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:37,599
Speaker 1: a trigger warning because I am triggered by tall things. Literally.

1456
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:40,600
Speaker 1: We we sat down with someone the other day and

1457
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:43,760
Speaker 1: like he said, look actually on the top of a

1458
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,439
Speaker 1: building and I looked over and I almost died. I

1459
01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:48,920
Speaker 1: always feel like I could fall. And that's one minute.

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01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,760
Speaker 1: I wait, I'm sorry, who is this person that we

1461
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:57,080
Speaker 1: when we were at the departure you when we did

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01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,400
Speaker 1: the interview, and we don't I didn't look over the rail.

1463
01:18:59,439 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 1: You look the We looked, Oh yeah, you can't like

1464
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:06,040
Speaker 1: the seventh floor, dude, it's actually real culture number. You

1465
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:09,920
Speaker 1: can't look over the railing because you'll be afraid. Literally,

1466
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,280
Speaker 1: these photos like on Facebook. I'll be swelling through someone's

1467
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:15,559
Speaker 1: pictures and I'll see one and it's as if I'm

1468
01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:18,880
Speaker 1: falling a thousand feet. I don't know. I like have

1469
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,519
Speaker 1: like a weird like I I went to the World

1470
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:24,519
Speaker 1: Trades in our observatory deck and I couldn't go near that.

1471
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:27,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't go near the glass. The elvry right out

1472
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:30,360
Speaker 1: of pank attack. It's insane. Yeah. No, I don't like heights,

1473
01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 1: and weirdly, when I discovered it didn't like heights. After

1474
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:37,320
Speaker 1: I was went skydiving, I didn't. I was I didn't

1475
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 1: care about heights. And then I hit eighteen years old

1476
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,120
Speaker 1: and my friends like, we're gonna go skydiving. We went.

1477
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,519
Speaker 1: It was the most horrowing experience of my life. It

1478
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,400
Speaker 1: did not go well. You regret it. I don't regret

1479
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:48,640
Speaker 1: it because now I could say I did it and

1480
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:50,719
Speaker 1: it's a good story. It didn't go because I didn't

1481
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,439
Speaker 1: eat that day and my stomach was very empty and

1482
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:56,240
Speaker 1: I got anxious and literally the free fall was fine,

1483
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 1: but I the ten minute flowed down. Yeah, they don't

1484
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:03,000
Speaker 1: tell you that. You think that. You think the scary

1485
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,720
Speaker 1: thing is going to be the free fall, but the

1486
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 1: scary part is like after they pulled the thing, you

1487
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:12,960
Speaker 1: float down ten feet so and that takes like like

1488
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:16,519
Speaker 1: three feet, but it takes like ten minutes, and so

1489
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:19,439
Speaker 1: you're floating and that's when it gets fucking crazy. And

1490
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:21,680
Speaker 1: I had just been through this intense experience of free

1491
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:26,000
Speaker 1: falling through the air actually in fact, and I had

1492
01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:28,559
Speaker 1: nothing in my stomach, but I was throwing up into

1493
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 1: my shirt and of course it was tandem. So the

1494
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:34,920
Speaker 1: guys on my back like, okay, this guy who I

1495
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,240
Speaker 1: made up his name is Trask because I forgot his name.

1496
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:41,960
Speaker 1: Looked like a trask spiky hair. It was so humiliating.

1497
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:47,040
Speaker 1: But since that experience, I have here fights Hey, alright,

1498
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:52,280
Speaker 1: this is honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

1499
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:56,559
Speaker 1: The stylist on this photo shoot, who making you? Who

1500
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,800
Speaker 1: put me in this? I'm who put me in this?

1501
01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:01,519
Speaker 1: Im makeup? He was okay, the theme is superheroes and

1502
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:03,439
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I was not told this. Fine,

1503
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:07,840
Speaker 1: um puts me with these two Japanese makeup artists who

1504
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:10,519
Speaker 1: were so sweet, who did Spiderman eyes on me? And

1505
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:15,800
Speaker 1: Rehaye specifically puts a Spiderman eyes on me? I was like, okay, fine,

1506
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 1: I guess we're going with this, and then comes over

1507
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:22,840
Speaker 1: and says, wow, I love this very Pokemon, Pikachu, Pikachu.

1508
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 1: And I was like that and all three of us,

1509
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:27,240
Speaker 1: all three of us, all of me. Then the makeup

1510
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,559
Speaker 1: artists just like give each other a look. You guys

1511
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: all went no, We're like, what the fuck? And then

1512
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 1: he walks away, and then one of them goes, he's

1513
01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:37,840
Speaker 1: just he just said that because it's Asian, and I

1514
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:40,400
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, even she understood that to be what

1515
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:43,599
Speaker 1: it was someone who like culturally like maybe didn't understand

1516
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,560
Speaker 1: what might have just happened her. She got it. And

1517
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,639
Speaker 1: then he comes back and it's like, wow, Pikachu, Pikachu.

1518
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:50,920
Speaker 1: And then at that point I was like, no, I

1519
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:55,000
Speaker 1: don't know, that's not it, and that I was getting

1520
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:56,760
Speaker 1: fitted at that time and I heard it. I heard him,

1521
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,439
Speaker 1: and he would stop it and he said he said

1522
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:01,439
Speaker 1: it's several times, and like you can tell you guys

1523
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:03,920
Speaker 1: were also uncomfortable, and I was just like, that's by

1524
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,040
Speaker 1: the end, he doesn't he didn't get it. At the end,

1525
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:08,519
Speaker 1: I got aggressive. I was like no, yeah, I was

1526
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,240
Speaker 1: like it was funny, see like him and Karim but

1527
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 1: head like they were like but he kept saying dumb

1528
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:15,000
Speaker 1: ship to her. No, we didn't butt heads. I just

1529
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,360
Speaker 1: I was just I was just uh like I was

1530
01:22:17,439 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 1: trying not to cry because I was so excited for

1531
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 1: that photo shoot and like I look so great. I like,

1532
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,120
Speaker 1: I this was the first photo shoot I've done since

1533
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:26,880
Speaker 1: I was like really sick last year, and like I'm

1534
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:29,080
Speaker 1: like so fit now, and I was like like, we're

1535
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: gonna get great photos, amazing and thin. My manager was like, oh,

1536
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,960
Speaker 1: we're doing suits. So I'm like I'm like walking in.

1537
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:37,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's gonna be like some like Louis Vauton,

1538
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:43,960
Speaker 1: like amazing lies. And then they another he has an

1539
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 1: Asian thing going on, so he gave me this. He

1540
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:52,120
Speaker 1: gave me this Asian inspired uh like sarg chepper jacket

1541
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:54,559
Speaker 1: and I looked like a chic suh chef. And then

1542
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:57,160
Speaker 1: he kept saying, oh, you look like a little China doll,

1543
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,160
Speaker 1: and I go, well, I hope I don't since someone

1544
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:04,719
Speaker 1: Italian June. But also like what like, oh my god,

1545
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:08,519
Speaker 1: because I'm like I was your nation. I swear to

1546
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,439
Speaker 1: God if you did something weird to my eyes, that's

1547
01:23:10,439 --> 01:23:13,160
Speaker 1: gonna make the New York Post write an article about me.

1548
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:17,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking leave, and he kept saying it to me.

1549
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:18,640
Speaker 1: And it was so big. I mean I looked like

1550
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 1: like I looked like a child playing a sush chef.

1551
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:25,799
Speaker 1: It was the Jackett was so big. No, I didn't.

1552
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:29,760
Speaker 1: The thing was we were friends with um, one of

1553
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:32,320
Speaker 1: the people on set, and he's so amazing, and we

1554
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,760
Speaker 1: were so really so thankful for the opportunity. And this

1555
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:39,760
Speaker 1: is not me like that guy, and so I you know,

1556
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:42,880
Speaker 1: I am always ready to make a stink and and

1557
01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:44,639
Speaker 1: stand up for myself, but this was just one where

1558
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:47,479
Speaker 1: I was like, I have your battle. Yeah. And also

1559
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:49,479
Speaker 1: I get Departures magazine and I always throw it directly

1560
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:57,720
Speaker 1: in the trash. Anyway, I'm sorry, recycling, recycling. I'm sure

1561
01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:59,479
Speaker 1: that the photos of beauty, the photos of great I

1562
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,840
Speaker 1: was so I'm sure they did. It was such a

1563
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,760
Speaker 1: lovely experience. It was just like you guys, probably Paul,

1564
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:07,200
Speaker 1: if you're listening, like we got we got along great

1565
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:08,880
Speaker 1: by the end, like we hit it off, but like

1566
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 1: that moment, that moment was that moment was was bad

1567
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:14,160
Speaker 1: and you gotta learn from that, okay, And we love

1568
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:16,000
Speaker 1: you in. There's room for there's room for growth. I

1569
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:19,160
Speaker 1: believe that. So that's what I'm coming from. You're gonna

1570
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:21,960
Speaker 1: wear her clothes next time we all do with photos there.

1571
01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:24,639
Speaker 1: I didn't necessarily get the concept because he was putting

1572
01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:26,200
Speaker 1: you on like a half stupid hero thing. And then

1573
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,439
Speaker 1: I was looking like, you look I look like James Bond.

1574
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:32,040
Speaker 1: You looked you looked like Bond. You guys, I saw

1575
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:34,280
Speaker 1: somebody showing me like a little like proof of your photos.

1576
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,320
Speaker 1: You guys are great. I just I was. I was

1577
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:39,600
Speaker 1: happy green wick. That green wig was just that the

1578
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:41,360
Speaker 1: hair guy was being a goof and he just like

1579
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,360
Speaker 1: I was being like the one of the makeup parts

1580
01:24:44,439 --> 01:24:46,000
Speaker 1: was taking me out of my makeup and then he

1581
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:48,320
Speaker 1: just comes over puts this green wig on me for

1582
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,679
Speaker 1: no reason and starts styling it. I was like, okay, great,

1583
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:53,920
Speaker 1: I was like I was on board with that board. Wait. Basically,

1584
01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:56,719
Speaker 1: the other thing that I loved that happened was Bone

1585
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,759
Speaker 1: is sitting in the makeup chair and he gets asked

1586
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,120
Speaker 1: like about the Golden globes and he and like he

1587
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:04,080
Speaker 1: was like Bohemian rapsody one, and everyone around him was like,

1588
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:06,600
Speaker 1: we loved Bohemian Ray, what are you talking? And I

1589
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:09,880
Speaker 1: was like, and then I know it's bad. He was

1590
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:12,240
Speaker 1: he was trying, Well you really weren't you kind of

1591
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,680
Speaker 1: were backing down? Was I find because it was like

1592
01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:16,439
Speaker 1: a group of people being like we loved it, and

1593
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:19,679
Speaker 1: I was like we have to protect our friends with taste.

1594
01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:22,920
Speaker 1: Like like I was like, no bo and like it

1595
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,160
Speaker 1: was bad. Like I was like ready to go over

1596
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:27,240
Speaker 1: there and be like this wasn't a good movie. Wow,

1597
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:33,960
Speaker 1: thank you for calling me out? Um, I see yall? Okay, okay, wait,

1598
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,640
Speaker 1: so wait, I've never done this before, so basically you

1599
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:38,560
Speaker 1: have to know what you want to do. But no,

1600
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:40,519
Speaker 1: but it doesn't have to be something you guys did,

1601
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:44,160
Speaker 1: like more current stuff. I did one on balloons, once

1602
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,759
Speaker 1: I did one on I don't want a sign about cardboard,

1603
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:50,720
Speaker 1: like it's about anything. Okay, yeah, all right, this is

1604
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:52,760
Speaker 1: Korean Fisher's I don't think, so honey and her time

1605
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:56,559
Speaker 1: starts now. Okay, So people who taste ice cream ice

1606
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:59,720
Speaker 1: cream pilors, I don't think. I don't. I mean, I

1607
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:01,519
Speaker 1: don't know where you go up in, and I don't

1608
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to shine my privilege on you, but

1609
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:05,679
Speaker 1: I feel like at some time, no matter how badly

1610
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:08,040
Speaker 1: your life is going, that you've had ice cream, Someone's

1611
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:10,400
Speaker 1: offered it to you, someone's giving you a spoonful. You

1612
01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:12,320
Speaker 1: can get those little black and white cups like for

1613
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:14,200
Speaker 1: a dollar that you eat with the thing that looks

1614
01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:17,320
Speaker 1: like a tonsil checker from a doctor's office. So like,

1615
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:19,519
Speaker 1: if you if you're living a life where you can't

1616
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,800
Speaker 1: take a chance on an ice cream, how like I've

1617
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:24,280
Speaker 1: never seen an ice cream flavor so wacky. But I

1618
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:25,840
Speaker 1: was like, I need to put this in my mouth

1619
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:29,080
Speaker 1: before I dedicate five dollars to putting it in my

1620
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,680
Speaker 1: life forever, Like like, you need to take a risk

1621
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:33,600
Speaker 1: at some point and your fucking life otherwise you're not

1622
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,400
Speaker 1: going to achieve anything. So you can't the most expensive

1623
01:26:36,439 --> 01:26:37,720
Speaker 1: ice cream I've ever seen it like a diver and

1624
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:39,559
Speaker 1: that's eight dollars and that's the top of the notch.

1625
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,479
Speaker 1: So just like, do you not need to eat ice

1626
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:49,640
Speaker 1: cream without fear? And then I just and what's I

1627
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:53,559
Speaker 1: don't know? You just go, uh so I don't think so, honey,

1628
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:59,000
Speaker 1: I was like, should I summarize it perfect? I don't

1629
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:02,000
Speaker 1: think so. But yours stunning that you grys was stunning.

1630
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:05,320
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I agree with you. It also really

1631
01:27:05,439 --> 01:27:10,360
Speaker 1: holds up. Get does some taste tested chocolate once and

1632
01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:14,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wow, you know what I do always

1633
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:17,000
Speaker 1: taste test because I'm a I'm a sicko who likes

1634
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:20,479
Speaker 1: cotton candy ice cream but not but not, but not

1635
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:22,400
Speaker 1: every cotton candy ice cream is the same, and I

1636
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:24,680
Speaker 1: just I always do taste test that some of them

1637
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:27,080
Speaker 1: have more syrup instead of them have a lot. Some

1638
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,960
Speaker 1: of them are very con canny and some of them

1639
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,799
Speaker 1: are not as And also strawberry can be often different

1640
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:36,120
Speaker 1: in a lot of different places. I've really felt very

1641
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:39,360
Speaker 1: kind of jaded in my experiences with some strawberry and

1642
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,600
Speaker 1: I am a strawberry bitch. You've been burned. I've been

1643
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:44,400
Speaker 1: burned more fake ones. But sometimes people really try to

1644
01:27:44,479 --> 01:27:46,439
Speaker 1: force it on me, like like their flavor is so

1645
01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:49,040
Speaker 1: fucking edgy that I can't handle it. And I just

1646
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:50,640
Speaker 1: have said to them and said that I don't do that.

1647
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:53,560
Speaker 1: Don't do that. What's your ice cream? I mean, my my,

1648
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:55,599
Speaker 1: I like cookies and cream a lot, mint, chocolate chip,

1649
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:59,360
Speaker 1: pumpkin when it's seasonal is legit? What about you ice cream? Um?

1650
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,760
Speaker 1: I like double fudge brownie. You guys are you guys

1651
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:06,120
Speaker 1: are nice baked goods? What do you like? We don't go.

1652
01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:09,640
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a strawberry bed. I remember this when

1653
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:15,160
Speaker 1: you're both water science, water science. Strawberry milk chicken onion

1654
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:17,479
Speaker 1: rings is like one of my favorite like diner combos,

1655
01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:22,240
Speaker 1: the Wendy's frosty and French fries. Oh my god, the

1656
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:25,200
Speaker 1: Wendy is chocolate frost is not a joke. Not a joke.

1657
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:29,400
Speaker 1: There is this movement movement right now to bring back Vonetta's.

1658
01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:35,240
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember via Yeah, fancy little little loaves

1659
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:38,479
Speaker 1: and then remember the commercials. The commercials were like they

1660
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:40,880
Speaker 1: would like cut a piece of Yanetta and put it

1661
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:44,000
Speaker 1: into it like a Martini coop or Martini glass, and

1662
01:28:44,040 --> 01:28:46,840
Speaker 1: the people with like beautiful nails would like like go

1663
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:48,679
Speaker 1: at it, like give it to me. Do you guys

1664
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,680
Speaker 1: remember that? It's like a visual SMR. It is, but

1665
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:54,040
Speaker 1: it's a very nineties at anyway. Singles, I think we're

1666
01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:56,599
Speaker 1: supposed to. I think we should like raise our voices

1667
01:28:56,640 --> 01:29:00,720
Speaker 1: and like bring that back is voices and me all right, um,

1668
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:04,840
Speaker 1: this is Christina Hudginson's I don't think so, honey, you're ready.

1669
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:09,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's so poised you you didn't experience

1670
01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:13,840
Speaker 1: it live it was, and then she released the cry

1671
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:18,000
Speaker 1: love to a little No, I love it. This is

1672
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:20,439
Speaker 1: Christina Hutchinson's I don't think so, honey, Our time starts now.

1673
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The stats on my Instagram stories.

1674
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:25,639
Speaker 1: I am a slave to these stats on my Instagram stories.

1675
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:27,400
Speaker 1: Sometimes I only post an Instagram story just to see

1676
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,519
Speaker 1: if the person I'm sucking or one to watch it.

1677
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:31,360
Speaker 1: And then sometimes if I'm sucking two people, Like I

1678
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:33,160
Speaker 1: had two boyfriends for a couple of months, and then

1679
01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:35,840
Speaker 1: they were all like they would Yeah, they were right

1680
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:37,479
Speaker 1: on top of each other, the first one of the

1681
01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:39,200
Speaker 1: second one. And then I would keep and then I

1682
01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:41,479
Speaker 1: would Then I would find myself posting content just so

1683
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,519
Speaker 1: that the people I would would watch it. And then

1684
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:45,360
Speaker 1: one time Jona Hill message me because I comment one

1685
01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:47,439
Speaker 1: of his Instagram stories and then he but I checked

1686
01:29:47,479 --> 01:29:49,360
Speaker 1: my stats and then he watched all my Instagram stories,

1687
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:50,680
Speaker 1: and then I felt really self conscious. I was like,

1688
01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:52,439
Speaker 1: I really gotta step on my filty seconds, like my

1689
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:54,360
Speaker 1: filming and my directing games. So and then I thought

1690
01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:57,599
Speaker 1: I started like just venturing into this weird like avant

1691
01:29:57,640 --> 01:29:59,599
Speaker 1: garde filming thing where I would just put play Alie

1692
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:01,760
Speaker 1: in one the soundtrack of the background, and just film

1693
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:03,800
Speaker 1: my lights all because I wanted to impressure on a hill,

1694
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:07,640
Speaker 1: because I wanted so every time I post something, it's

1695
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:09,760
Speaker 1: just there's so much anxiety and I'm just I'm a

1696
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:12,720
Speaker 1: slave to the stats. Second I would posted, I'm just

1697
01:30:13,439 --> 01:30:15,880
Speaker 1: I'm wasting all of my time looking at who was

1698
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,760
Speaker 1: looking at it. And then sometimes it's like I think

1699
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:19,200
Speaker 1: the hot guy looked at it, and then I forget,

1700
01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:20,360
Speaker 1: so I would go back and then his name is

1701
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:21,600
Speaker 1: nowhere to be found. But I swear I saw it,

1702
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:28,320
Speaker 1: And what is It's it's Zuckerberg fucking with us. It's

1703
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,360
Speaker 1: I think it's a glitch where it's like it knows

1704
01:30:30,439 --> 01:30:33,600
Speaker 1: that you like arcaded into this one. Yes, yes, And

1705
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:36,320
Speaker 1: they disappear and you scroll and you scroll and you're

1706
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:38,559
Speaker 1: like they, I swear they saw it, and I wanted

1707
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:42,320
Speaker 1: to see it again. It's like I know that they

1708
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:44,360
Speaker 1: saw this, yeah, and you're telling me they did. Where's

1709
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:46,560
Speaker 1: the priority? Why, what's the what's the what's why do

1710
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:49,280
Speaker 1: you order them? I googled this, and no one actually

1711
01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:53,759
Speaker 1: knows but the theory, the prevailing theory is it's people

1712
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:57,639
Speaker 1: who visit your page, your account the most, like your

1713
01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:00,640
Speaker 1: stalkers quote unquote are like it at the top of

1714
01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:03,040
Speaker 1: your Instagrams. That's what I'm hoping for, the people. And

1715
01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:06,160
Speaker 1: it's a mix. It's like, yes, Instagram is showing you

1716
01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:08,560
Speaker 1: the people that used something. When Jonah Hill looked at it,

1717
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:09,960
Speaker 1: he was at the top, he was the top, but

1718
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:12,639
Speaker 1: he doesn't look he's not. We're friends, held just engage

1719
01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:15,439
Speaker 1: with you, just MG to Instagram. It's like, well, this

1720
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:18,400
Speaker 1: is a big celebrity talking to another celebrity, and so

1721
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,680
Speaker 1: we're going to do this, this, this, this, this, I

1722
01:31:20,720 --> 01:31:23,760
Speaker 1: think that do you follow? Do you follow him? Yeah?

1723
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:25,679
Speaker 1: I follow him? A comic because I also, like, I noticed,

1724
01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:27,439
Speaker 1: like the first five people are always people I follow,

1725
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,280
Speaker 1: and then it's a bunch of people who I don't

1726
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:32,400
Speaker 1: even know who they are. Don't show me those I

1727
01:31:32,439 --> 01:31:35,040
Speaker 1: don't care. But the craziest thing of Instagram that it's

1728
01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:36,640
Speaker 1: fucked up and you had you had to call this

1729
01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:40,280
Speaker 1: out to me, where it's like people I didn't know

1730
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:43,519
Speaker 1: existed five seconds ago, all of a sudden, I'm furious

1731
01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:49,040
Speaker 1: that they don't follow me. Like especially there's there's I

1732
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:52,479
Speaker 1: literally there's two comics who don't follow me, and in

1733
01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:55,600
Speaker 1: the whole world. It's just like, I just care so

1734
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:59,240
Speaker 1: much that to comics in particular, do not like their photos,

1735
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:01,240
Speaker 1: like just like liking Sprain, and they'll fallow, you know,

1736
01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:04,400
Speaker 1: because I'm a fucking petty bitch and I appreciate that

1737
01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:06,760
Speaker 1: I do follow them, but I don't like their ship.

1738
01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:11,680
Speaker 1: You can also follow them and re follow them. That's

1739
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:13,479
Speaker 1: like how I give people a second chance. I'll be like, oh,

1740
01:32:13,560 --> 01:32:16,120
Speaker 1: you must not have noticed that I followed hotly. That

1741
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:19,879
Speaker 1: that's something that I might try. Yeah, well, it's embarrassing

1742
01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:22,200
Speaker 1: when you unfollow somebody because they broke up with you,

1743
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:24,120
Speaker 1: But then you get back together and you fall him again,

1744
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:26,479
Speaker 1: and you like embarrassing you try to follow them back

1745
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:28,760
Speaker 1: like three am, and then they text you like, mo,

1746
01:32:28,920 --> 01:32:33,439
Speaker 1: we're back on Instagram, friend train, buddy, fun off. You

1747
01:32:33,479 --> 01:32:36,920
Speaker 1: don't miss that damned thing. There you go, that doesn't count. No,

1748
01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:39,599
Speaker 1: this is this is insane and and it's fun when

1749
01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:42,240
Speaker 1: all your crushes are clumped together. Oh my god, it's crazy.

1750
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,920
Speaker 1: But then he always puts ideas in my head because

1751
01:32:46,960 --> 01:32:48,800
Speaker 1: like people I never thought of like keep looking at

1752
01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:50,519
Speaker 1: and I'm like, does this person have a crush on

1753
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:52,760
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh my god, this person is

1754
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:55,960
Speaker 1: u s with me? Well. The thing is too that

1755
01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:58,720
Speaker 1: can be extremely misleading because I was I had, I had,

1756
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:00,400
Speaker 1: I had a crush for a long time this year,

1757
01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:05,640
Speaker 1: and this person was always the very first person to

1758
01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:08,639
Speaker 1: watch all my stories and always number one, and still

1759
01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:10,639
Speaker 1: to this day, even though I'm not, I don't really

1760
01:33:10,720 --> 01:33:12,760
Speaker 1: have a crush on them at all anymore. Um Like,

1761
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:15,040
Speaker 1: they still will pop up first, first, first, first of

1762
01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:17,760
Speaker 1: all the time, and I'm like Instagram, I just want

1763
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:20,400
Speaker 1: to like literally sit down with this and be like, hey,

1764
01:33:20,479 --> 01:33:24,519
Speaker 1: gro I'm good, We're fine. Where who knows? Like sometimes

1765
01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:27,000
Speaker 1: I'll watch people's stories and I'm not really paying attention,

1766
01:33:27,439 --> 01:33:29,720
Speaker 1: so who knows what they were doing on the other

1767
01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:31,639
Speaker 1: side of that phone? You know what i mean. I'm thinking,

1768
01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:33,920
Speaker 1: like their in love with me, they keep watching it,

1769
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,960
Speaker 1: but then they could have just been in the grocery store.

1770
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:39,600
Speaker 1: Happened to even looking at it. It's just it's just

1771
01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:43,559
Speaker 1: it's just their social media habits like that that allow

1772
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:46,760
Speaker 1: them the same people are always popping up in your story. Yeah,

1773
01:33:47,320 --> 01:33:50,240
Speaker 1: I do wish you can just tell Instagram like, hey, um,

1774
01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:55,280
Speaker 1: we're not but this isn't a thing anymore. Yeah, yeah,

1775
01:33:55,560 --> 01:33:57,280
Speaker 1: we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna look into it. We're

1776
01:33:57,280 --> 01:33:58,720
Speaker 1: gonna look into it. Yeah, they should do like an

1777
01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:01,600
Speaker 1: Instagram like my Space, top ten, top twenty like that

1778
01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:04,040
Speaker 1: you want to feature. I feel like I'm missing a

1779
01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:06,240
Speaker 1: lot of people. You know, I follow like two thousand people.

1780
01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:08,800
Speaker 1: I only see like I know, and the timeline isn't

1781
01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:11,880
Speaker 1: like by time, it's just it's you'll see a post

1782
01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:13,400
Speaker 1: that that was like three days old. You're why you

1783
01:34:13,439 --> 01:34:15,240
Speaker 1: show me the ship. And if you start following someone

1784
01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:17,800
Speaker 1: and you'll get like a bunch of their I'm like, okay,

1785
01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:22,000
Speaker 1: I didn't need history up. It's like December. Why am

1786
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:25,840
Speaker 1: I seeing Christmas Eve photos? Yeah? It's anyway. Um, oh

1787
01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:31,280
Speaker 1: my god, what a fucking episode. I love this amazing

1788
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:35,200
Speaker 1: cultural touchstones. I think we covered everything. We covered sex,

1789
01:34:35,479 --> 01:34:40,840
Speaker 1: anal culture, anal sex culture, an we covered sex culture

1790
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:44,400
Speaker 1: and books and books. I was gonna say, like like hair,

1791
01:34:44,479 --> 01:34:47,160
Speaker 1: body face, sex culture, an I love that, love that,

1792
01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:49,439
Speaker 1: and also how to be creative. How to be creative.

1793
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:53,040
Speaker 1: We talked about process, We talked about state and process.

1794
01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:57,280
Speaker 1: That's title about share process. I thought, I thought, see

1795
01:34:57,320 --> 01:35:03,479
Speaker 1: me slammers correct. I wished santom hole, phantom hole, phansom hole.

1796
01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:07,519
Speaker 1: Write that down, Hpe, we need to start using slammer.

1797
01:35:07,560 --> 01:35:10,960
Speaker 1: I was so on board for that. It was good. Okay,

1798
01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:14,360
Speaker 1: we have to say no slamming culture number eighteen, no

1799
01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:18,559
Speaker 1: slamming going forward. And yeah, I listen to the guys

1800
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:24,240
Speaker 1: we podcast to Less Only Girls with rosebud Baker. That's um,

1801
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:27,439
Speaker 1: you guys are truly fucking awesome. We love you so

1802
01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:33,120
Speaker 1: us and we didn't get to get into this. But wait,

1803
01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:37,160
Speaker 1: wait maybe a quick So when I told no, I can't.

1804
01:35:37,920 --> 01:35:39,680
Speaker 1: So when I told that story, when I told the

1805
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:42,080
Speaker 1: story about that guy that I did that when I

1806
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:45,960
Speaker 1: was nineteen to him, girl, I think about guys, we fucked.

1807
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:49,200
Speaker 1: Many thousands of people listened to it. So that got

1808
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:51,880
Speaker 1: back to him and he was not happy. And I

1809
01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:53,519
Speaker 1: wasn't call him out, and I was like, you know what,

1810
01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:55,360
Speaker 1: I mentioned my name, did not mention him. I did

1811
01:35:55,400 --> 01:35:57,080
Speaker 1: not mention anything my name, but I kind of like

1812
01:35:57,160 --> 01:35:59,000
Speaker 1: it happened to you, was your story too? And you

1813
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:00,360
Speaker 1: know what? Then I talked to my friend about it

1814
01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:02,760
Speaker 1: and they were like, he's literally yelling you for having

1815
01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:05,040
Speaker 1: a bad experience at his hand. And I also just

1816
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:07,160
Speaker 1: like and I was like, okay, yes, but it was

1817
01:36:07,240 --> 01:36:09,760
Speaker 1: weird because I was like we were talking before about

1818
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:11,479
Speaker 1: like we didn't want to talk get too personal on

1819
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:13,840
Speaker 1: the pod because we've learned some lessons about doing that.

1820
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:17,559
Speaker 1: But that was crazy because I like that's I left

1821
01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:19,320
Speaker 1: that being like, Okay, I have to watch what I

1822
01:36:19,400 --> 01:36:21,040
Speaker 1: say now. But I was like, no, something I went

1823
01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:24,760
Speaker 1: through and opened up a good conversation about those kinds

1824
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:27,160
Speaker 1: of relationship. Yeah, And I think my role is always

1825
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,000
Speaker 1: like I don't want to tell somebody else's story, but

1826
01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:30,559
Speaker 1: if I will, Like I went to a sex club

1827
01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:33,000
Speaker 1: with this guy that we did an know with last night,

1828
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:35,599
Speaker 1: and I wanted to talk about it, but I didn't

1829
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:38,400
Speaker 1: want to tell his side more things that happened with him.

1830
01:36:38,439 --> 01:36:39,720
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk about things that happened to

1831
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,000
Speaker 1: me because because I didn't want him to get upset.

1832
01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:43,920
Speaker 1: And it was perfect because he did. He does listen,

1833
01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:47,000
Speaker 1: which is whatever, but um, but yeah, and it's super

1834
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:51,400
Speaker 1: stuff like that you guys get into. Yeah, but that's neat.

1835
01:36:51,400 --> 01:36:54,559
Speaker 1: That's like a neat good tidy idea, like a rule

1836
01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:57,000
Speaker 1: of like just talking about your experience in the nut sense.

1837
01:36:57,320 --> 01:36:59,240
Speaker 1: So you mean like he was trying to control a

1838
01:36:59,360 --> 01:37:03,040
Speaker 1: story that was that about control, like people never change.

1839
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:05,960
Speaker 1: It was it was pretty crazy. I was kind of like, oh,

1840
01:37:06,120 --> 01:37:09,240
Speaker 1: so this just goes to show the fact that, like

1841
01:37:09,360 --> 01:37:11,920
Speaker 1: I shared a story that was like and this thing

1842
01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:14,400
Speaker 1: looking back kind of was sucked up and the instinct

1843
01:37:14,479 --> 01:37:20,679
Speaker 1: wasn't to be like, hey, I'm sorry. Yeah. I was like, okay,

1844
01:37:20,840 --> 01:37:25,960
Speaker 1: well sure, I mean whatever, but you can't we finished.

1845
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:30,360
Speaker 1: We end every episode with a song thank you Christina

1846
01:37:30,439 --> 01:37:36,280
Speaker 1: for being here. I wanna and the tour. You can't

1847
01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:41,920
Speaker 1: always get what you want, and if you try, sometime,

1848
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:58,000
Speaker 1: you mad man, you get what you need. By This

1849
01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:02,120
Speaker 1: has been a Forebber Dog production executive produced by Brett Bauhum,

1850
01:38:02,479 --> 01:38:07,240
Speaker 1: Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please

1851
01:38:07,360 --> 01:38:11,080
Speaker 1: visit Forever Dog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our

1852
01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:15,680
Speaker 1: shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1853
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:18,799
Speaker 1: Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following

1854
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