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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Ted Dibbideau.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling from Singing Telegrams and I was looking for Kerry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is she is everything? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Well, yes, just calling to give you a little bit

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Speaker 2: of an update there on the singing telegram that you

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Speaker 2: had headed to retire community.

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Speaker 1: I believe it's for your mother happy birthday message.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. They should be getting there about now right.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is correct, they should be getting there just

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Speaker 2: about now. And that is why I needed to call

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Speaker 2: and talk to you real quick. I don't know exactly

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Speaker 2: how it happened, but it looks like we had a

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Speaker 2: little bit of a dispatch issue. The singing quartet for

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Speaker 2: the happy birthday that your mother is going to get

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Speaker 2: as a surprise this morning at the retirement community. Is

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Speaker 2: looks like it might be a little bit different than

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Speaker 2: what you had expected to be a sent to her.

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Speaker 2: And I'm so.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about this.

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Speaker 3: Different.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, Well, you.

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Speaker 2: Just wanted, you know, like a barbershop quartet to show

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Speaker 2: up to the retirement community and sing your mother Happy.

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Speaker 1: Birthday for a special day.

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Speaker 2: Correct, Yes, And somehow we mistakenly sent out our adult

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Speaker 2: male review.

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Speaker 1: They are called sax Appeal.

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Speaker 2: They do play saxophone, but it is completely in nude

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Speaker 2: and it is a striple type show. So sax Appeal

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Speaker 2: will be performing there for your mother.

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Speaker 3: Probably wait wait, hold on a second, in the nude.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they are essentially I guess what you would say

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Speaker 2: is a strip group. But they do play saxophone. They

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Speaker 2: are called sax Appeal.

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Speaker 4: How I'm sorry, How did how did I.

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Speaker 3: Go from a quartet to a stripper?

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Speaker 1: Well, it is.

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Speaker 3: For mix up. What kind of mix up is that?

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Speaker 3: That is not even close to what I wanted?

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Speaker 2: Yes, and that's and that's what I am trying to

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Speaker 2: figure out too, is how that even happened.

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Speaker 1: But yes, I mean it is four of them. There's

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Speaker 1: four male strippers who should be arriving.

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Speaker 4: Right now now with this said about that right now,

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Speaker 4: tell them to turn that car around.

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Speaker 3: They are not no strippers can Oh I don't even

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Speaker 3: know what? Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Yes, So I just right now wanting to try to

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Speaker 2: get out ahead of this before you get a call

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Speaker 2: from the retirement community.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, you need.

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Speaker 4: To get out ahead of this. Turn that mother car

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Speaker 4: around right now. I cannot have strippers perform at my

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Speaker 4: mother's home.

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Speaker 3: That is crazy. There's going to be other people. There's

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Speaker 3: an assisted living facility.

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Speaker 1: Yes, well they do play the saxophone as well.

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Speaker 3: So I don't care what they play. I don't want

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Speaker 3: that there at all.

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Speaker 4: Please turn that car around right now, right now, and

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Speaker 4: I want all of my money back right now. My

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Speaker 4: mom is eighty three years old. She does not want

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Speaker 4: strippers there. She wouldn't want that.

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Speaker 3: This is just a ply for e be a nice surprise.

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Speaker 1: Is it the saxophones?

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Speaker 4: No, it's the strippers, you idiot. You have to go

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Speaker 4: over there and stop them right now, getting your car,

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Speaker 4: go to the retirement home and stop them from entering

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Speaker 4: the building.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Carrie, I'm so you know what. I

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Speaker 2: think all this suss might be for nothing. I'm so

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Speaker 2: sorry about this.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Look, well, I'm looking at my paperwork here and it

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Speaker 2: is not sax appeal that is headed out over there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So who is it then? Oh my goodness, what

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Speaker 3: are you sending over there to me? Right now?

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Speaker 2: Does your mother like brass instruments better than strippers? Yes,

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Speaker 2: where we sent a different quartet over there. They do

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Speaker 2: play brass instruments though, and it is not singing.

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Speaker 4: Okay, fine, you know what, that's better than the stripper. Okay,

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Speaker 4: send them over there, have them perform, and then I want.

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Speaker 3: My money back.

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Speaker 2: Well this this quote, it is called the trombonas tromboners.

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Speaker 3: What the is that?

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Speaker 1: Will?

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Speaker 2: It's just kind of like sex if you have a

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Speaker 2: saxophone playing mail strip review that we have these days.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, you know what.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting in my car right now and I'm driving

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Speaker 4: over there, and if they are over there, I will

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Speaker 4: take those trombones and throw them into traffic and then

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Speaker 4: I will come find you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Carrie, this is actually Double from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 2: doing a phone prank on you and your sister sets

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Speaker 2: you up.

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Speaker 3: What wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

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Speaker 1: What it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: She said that you guys had hired a singing telegram

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Speaker 2: to surprise your mom for a birthday, and she wanted

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Speaker 2: to mess with you.

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Speaker 4: My god, no, oh my god, I was just picturing

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Speaker 4: my mom sitting there totally stunned naked trombone players. Oh

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Speaker 4: my god, wake up every morning with double phone pranks