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Speaker 1: But they would never work on women in real life,

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Speaker 2: That's the story you're gonna.

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Speaker 1: How the experiment went down when we read the cheesy

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Speaker 1: taiale continues. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and

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Speaker 1: it's been a while since our own Jose Belanyos has

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Speaker 1: he told us recently that with the new year upon us,

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Speaker 2: He's just take care of somebody.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he's not going to go out and chase it

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Speaker 1: an experiment with him. We downloaded the dating app Hinge

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Speaker 1: us do his dirty work for it. How did that

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Speaker 2: The first one?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I don't have a girlfriend. I didn't end

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Speaker 1: Main strategy at that point was to make the women

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Speaker 1: We have full conversations with these women using only vegetable puns,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, thing is, it's a new year, so we

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Speaker 1: came up with a brand new strategy. Okay, vegetable puns

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Speaker 1: rom com movie quotes. Oh my, you only used movie

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Speaker 1: using famous lines from romantic movies. Good idea or great idea.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm saying great idea, but oh, are you really

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Speaker 2: mean these are writers who are writing for the sappiest,

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, you think that that is a possible risk,

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Speaker 1: but we googled well known lines from romantic movies and

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Speaker 2: And please give you the first message.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. Well, here's the thing before we get to that.

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Speaker 1: I know, Jose, that looks madd to you. On a

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Speaker 3: You need to be at least semi attracted to somebody,

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Speaker 1: The one time Jose is good at math when it comes.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I'm gonna do. So I have the pictures

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Speaker 2: Okay Georgia immediately she looks like the girl from White Lotus.

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Speaker 2: She give me my White Lotus.

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Speaker 1: That could be your pet name, guy, Georgia, Jay.

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Speaker 1: So there's Taylor. I'll tell you about her profile real quick.

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Speaker 1: so nice growing old with you. Oh god, no, that

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Speaker 2: She's worried that you're gonna stalk her. She doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Next up, will you please grab Georgia yet? You said

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Speaker 2: I that's recognizable from the movie. It's all about how you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you see Jose's picture next to it, is

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Speaker 1: After reading that, Georgia also matched with you, but didn't

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Speaker 4: That the little count that as success.

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Speaker 2: She probably accidentally like swiped the wrong way. Okay, she

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Speaker 1: If you Maine, it's like a thumbs up from them.

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Speaker 1: But we're hoping for actual responses, and we did get one.

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Speaker 1: Do you please grab Tiffany from the group. The thing

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so lazy on these apps.

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Speaker 3: I just swipe and then when a girl matches, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Like she's like a sports betting event. Yes she does.

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Speaker 1: It is a sports We stepped in to help you

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Speaker 1: out with that with a quote from fifty First Dates

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Speaker 1: Adam Sandler again quote, I'm just gonna say you're the

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Speaker 2: Oh that doesn't even make sense in the movie.

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Speaker 1: We left her on red because that was just spot Listen.

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Speaker 1: After that, something amazing happened, one of your top picks.

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Speaker 1: Not only did she write back, she fully engaged with

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and this must have been where my phone.

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Speaker 1: Was going nuts the entire time. We only talked to

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Speaker 1: When we come back with Jose's rom com dating app strategy,

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Speaker 1: missed it, Producer Boyd and I. Over the last few days,

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Speaker 1: There is a lot of matches. We're just looking for

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Speaker 1: YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. Let's begin. Can I get

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Speaker 1: some rom com music please?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Now, imagine Jose is the one who is like reading

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Speaker 2: All right, even know it was YouTube, even though it

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Speaker 1: But we're going to start off by sending Jay something

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I because they may not know that

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Speaker 2: it's a movie quo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's we wrote. If you love someone, you say it,

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is.

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Speaker 1: Your romantic.

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Speaker 2: Even respond to Jay's.

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Speaker 1: so we went with two thousand and one serendipity, Just

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Speaker 1: say what you feel, say what's in your heart?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, it makes sense. It starting to feel serious.

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Speaker 1: Jay's response, I guess I would say, don't give all

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Speaker 4: Heart emoji?

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Speaker 1: Is that?

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Speaker 2: Is that a music lyric? I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: from Love Simon, do you guys.

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Speaker 2: Know your love movies?

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Speaker 1: I'm done being scared. I'm done living in a world

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Speaker 1: where I don't get to be who I am.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm hiding now.

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Speaker 1: I deserve a great love story.

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Speaker 2: You know what, I could see myself saying this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, out of all the ones we've done this person,

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Speaker 1: I am tired.

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Speaker 2: Of not just openly loving a woman.

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Speaker 1: And giving her what was Jay's response, We're on the

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Speaker 1: same page, but does the right person really exist nowadays?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm worried about Jay. This is really happening.

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Speaker 1: So we went with a line from another twenty eighteen classic,

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Speaker 1: Crazy Rich Asians.

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Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen this one.

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Speaker 1: And we said, I have it all planned out. I'll

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Speaker 1: bring you to my favorite spot on the island. There's

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Speaker 1: a hidden island. There's a hidden trail I used to

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Speaker 1: go to as a child, and when the sun hits

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Speaker 1: rest of the world would fall away.

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Speaker 2: No, this is where you ruin. You blew it?

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Speaker 1: Did I? Because Jay's response, well, look at you.

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Speaker 4: The fact that you have that mindset is pretty nice.

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Speaker 1: What I'm scary vacation, That's that's right. So we went

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Speaker 1: with as good as it gets with Jack Nicholson in caps.

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Speaker 1: You make me want to be a better man.

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Speaker 4: Jay's response, me, question mark question mark, question mark question mark?

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Speaker 4: Why you say that.

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Speaker 1: It's time for some Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, you've got

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Speaker 1: mailed closer. I wanted it to be you. I wanted

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Speaker 1: it to be you so badly. What. Jay's response, Boy,

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Speaker 1: you'd play it. Stop.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm glad.

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Speaker 1: Staying with Hanks from the fullest jump. She said, stop, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: I may not be a smart man, but I know

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Speaker 1: what love is. And Jay's response, Okay, so what is love?

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Speaker 4: Explain?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Wow? That one was tough. She wants to explain.

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Speaker 2: Did Adam Sandler ever tell.

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Speaker 4: Couldn't go with that.

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Speaker 1: We had to put Mulan Rouge two thousand and one

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Speaker 1: together with Meet Joe Black from nineteen ninety eight, and

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Speaker 1: we wrote, love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds not healthy.

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Speaker 1: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love

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Speaker 1: and be loved in return. Right, And Jay responded, sounds right.

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Speaker 4: I guess.

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Speaker 1: She thinks you're some kind of love guru at this point,

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Speaker 2: I'll accept that answer question exactly. You could never be

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Speaker 2: clinging to her. If this is where.

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Speaker 1: Bar is, it's time for the Closer nineteen ninety nine,

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Speaker 1: Nodding Hill with Julia Robertson's here Grant, Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl.

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Speaker 2: Oh I heard this one.

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Speaker 1: Asking her out? Heard the change because the real quote

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Speaker 1: is love, love her or whatever it is. But what

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Speaker 4: You asking me out as in getting a coffee, snack, dessert, dinner.

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Speaker 1: What are you asking?

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Speaker 2: Just why she's so confused?

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Speaker 1: Princess bride? Oh so going as you wish?

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Speaker 4: Answer Jane's response, You didn't answer the question.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so pull disclosure. At this point, we could run

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Speaker 1: out of rom com movie quotes, so we went with

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Speaker 1: a line that we found in Good Housekeeping Magazine twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, why do you have those?

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Speaker 1: Jack, Love is in the air and it smells like coffee.

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Speaker 2: As a coffee date, Jay's response, coy.

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Speaker 4: L o l okay sounds good, smiley face.

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Speaker 1: Right, you got you a date with a hot girl

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Speaker 1: using only rom com movie clothes and one quote from

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Speaker 1: Good Housekeeping.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Not one of the women from this entire experiment called

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Speaker 1: power of romantic comedy on a woman's psyche ladies and

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Speaker 1: gentlemen and text into seven eight, five nine two. When

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Speaker 1: jose finally meets up with Jay for their coffee date,

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Speaker 1: should he bring a cheat sheet along with him of

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Speaker 1: and tell her the truth.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to meet her and be like, so you

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Speaker 3: like video games?

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Speaker 2: Where was the guy I was talking?

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Speaker 4: I'm excited for your own wedding. When miss All.

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Speaker 1: Gets revealed and the speeches anyway, it's Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,