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Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Rewind with Karen and Georgia.

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Speaker 2: This is the show where we look back on our

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Speaker 2: old episodes from 2018 with all new insights and case

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Speaker 2: updates and topical cultural references.

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Speaker 1: Today we're rewinding to episode 121, which we named Clomp Everywhere.

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Speaker 1: This episode originally came out on May 17th, 2018. Let's

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Speaker 1: listen to the intro of episode 121.

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Speaker 2: And big win and big win the queen a apple

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Speaker 2: float white now.

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Speaker 3: Of my favorite oh god should we start over yeah.

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Speaker 2: Steven just shook his head no steven said no don't

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Speaker 2: don't start over i don't think we're yeah.

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Speaker 3: He you like elmer fudd You like the Elmer Fudd intro?

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Speaker 4: That made me laugh.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's leave it in. Then, you know what it's

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Speaker 3: even like, so let's leave it in. Can you do

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Speaker 3: fake drunk this entire episode?

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 2: This is a Q & A. This is not a secret.

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Speaker 2: Always a secret with that girl. Always leaning in with

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Speaker 2: her weird breath.

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Speaker 3: I have to tell you something.

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Speaker 2: And then, I have to tell you something I threw

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Speaker 2: up earlier. I drew up and I took a nap

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Speaker 2: and came back to the bar.

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 3: Did you get away from me? I should do. Sorry.

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Speaker 3: I just had this idea.

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Speaker 2: What if I did a one woman show where it's

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Speaker 2: me and drunk me from the 90s switching off and it's.

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Speaker 3: Like the spotlight goes up. Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Or it's just like, why did you feel the need

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Speaker 2: to escape into the bottle every night?

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Speaker 3: I'd be like, Sorry, what are you talking about? I'm

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Speaker 3: just thirsty. He used to party and now he's... What

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Speaker 3: do you like? Can you... I want you to... Let's

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Speaker 3: keep going with this. Okay.

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Speaker 5: I want you to record the... I want to record

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Speaker 5: sober current Karen.

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Speaker 3: Okay. And so that, you know, we don't... Switching will

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Speaker 3: get too confusing.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 5: So we just have recorded Karen and then... Drunk Karen,

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Speaker 5: old Karen, is in person there. So you're saying I

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Speaker 5: get to drink again.

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Speaker 2: Just because it's a show and it's not my fault

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Speaker 2: and it wasn't my idea.

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Speaker 3: Fake drunk Karen.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Is there again. Great. Okay. What is her hair? Does

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Speaker 3: she have her hair in a ponytail? Did she wear

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Speaker 3: a ponytail? Um, she's just cut bangs. Hold on. It

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Speaker 3: looks good. You don't know? You don't know? All right.

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Speaker 4: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: I would.

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Speaker 2: John Caron was the kind of person who would cut

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Speaker 2: bangs so short that the next day when I would

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Speaker 2: first see people who would, I would be premiering my bangs,

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Speaker 2: like at the gap, people would be like, Oh, wow.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah. Shocking bangs.

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Speaker 2: They were like, I found a razor in the bathroom

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Speaker 2: and I gave myself a trim.

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Speaker 5: Like what I did to Barbie when I was 18.

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Speaker 5: four and was like barbie needs fucking bangs and all

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Speaker 5: you do you basically just shaved her head yes in

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Speaker 5: the bang area yes just shave the bangs the more.

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Speaker 2: You cut barbie's hair the more you liked cutting barbie's

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Speaker 2: hair until you were down to the plugs god uh

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Speaker 2: we're in europe right now guys.

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Speaker 5: Bonjour for some reason karen wants to be in paris

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Speaker 5: really badly paris france is what europe is to me

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Speaker 5: we're in the uk and europe so we're in the

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Speaker 5: pod lofts technically right now technically we're in the pod loft.

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Speaker 2: In our time you know what's funny though we we

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Speaker 2: i don't think we need to be so constrained by

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Speaker 2: the concept of time since people listen to this shit

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Speaker 2: out of order anyway.

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Speaker 3: Time space location all of this shit You know what?

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Speaker 2: It is all just human construct.

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Speaker 3: It's a bucket. It's the government. Let it go. It's aliens.

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Speaker 3: The clock is aliens.

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Speaker 1: Let it go.

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Speaker 3: Alien government. The government of Mars. It's the government trying

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Speaker 3: to put their shit on you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, I refuse until you're told what time

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Speaker 5: it is by the government.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying. This government thing's smarter than me. It's

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Speaker 3: not smarter than me. Okay. I love him. There's always

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Speaker 3: crying about some random person. Being in love with someone.

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Speaker 3: Being in love with someone that the friend I'm talking.

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Speaker 2: To is like, I don't think you've ever talked about

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Speaker 2: this person before. I don't know who you're talking about

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 3: No, I love him. I'm like talking about the bouncer.

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Speaker 3: Then you trade a piece of clothing with some other

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Speaker 3: drunk girl.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I've had a drunk girl demand that we switch belts.

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Speaker 5: And I was just like, okay.

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Speaker 2: You have to go with that drunk improv.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's so much easier because if you tell a drunk

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Speaker 2: girl who wants to switch belts with you, did she

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Speaker 2: think it was funny?

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Speaker 3: Because I would do that. I would get these ideas.

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Speaker 3: I was like, switch outfits. Isn't this hilarious?

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Speaker 2: One time, all my friends, this is when I lived

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Speaker 2: in Sacramento. I was like, you guys, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: order a grasshopper. No, I'm doing it.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing it. It was like a mint thing. Have

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Speaker 3: you ever had a grasshopper? It's like a blended drink

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Speaker 3: made of creamed mint. I just pictured you on Amazon

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Speaker 3: ordering grasshoppers. The insects. The insects.

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Speaker 2: Live grasshoppers. I'm going to get a bow constrictor. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to. Anyway. That's how I got my first

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Speaker 2: pair of Doc Martens, though, is that.

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Speaker 5: a party a drunk girl switched when I was like

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Speaker 5: 13 was like give me your fucking I had like

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Speaker 5: climbing boots.

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Speaker 3: On yeah that I hated and she gave me her

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Speaker 3: purple docs I.

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Speaker 5: Know why because she was drunk because she was drunk

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Speaker 5: and stupid and like um she's like a basic bitch.

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Speaker 2: You had pre you had like broken in purple dogs

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Speaker 2: yep eight hole broken in purple dogs congratulations changed my

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Speaker 2: life yeah.

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Speaker 3: Best shoes i've ever had why didn't i keep them okay.

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Speaker 2: First time you start wearing combat boots as a girl

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Speaker 2: in your 20s i'm telling you if you hadn't had

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Speaker 2: the experience if you're a girl who's like i need

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Speaker 2: to curl the bottoms of my hair and always wear

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Speaker 2: some version of a heel god bless yeah i get

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Speaker 2: the comfort you're that's your style What I'm saying is

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Speaker 2: take a summer off, get a job two towns over

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Speaker 2: and just start wearing flannels and fucking combat boots.

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Speaker 3: Just see what it feels like.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm telling you, there is something about lacing up

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Speaker 2: a boot and having that thing of like, oh, you.

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Speaker 5: Can't kick me in the toe. And you start to

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Speaker 5: call them shit kickers. And then you feel like a

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Speaker 5: fucking badass. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And it's the best. And you just are like, you

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Speaker 3: get real down to business. Yeah. You clomp everywhere. You clomp.

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Speaker 3: It's very tank girl, but wherever you live.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But you're still cute.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry. You're still cute. There's so much cuteness available.

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Speaker 3: They all know this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: These are people who are like, yeah, we're from now.

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Speaker 3: We have the internet. We know how fashion works.

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Speaker 1: And we're back.

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Speaker 3: Look at us getting into concept episodes.

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Speaker 1: Q & A episode? What a great idea to not

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Speaker 1: have to do homework.

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Speaker 3: The whole.

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Speaker 2: Who came up with this idea to somehow sidestep full on?

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Speaker 2: Because at this point, we've been doing homework for two years.

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Speaker 3: Or a year?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, without a break and touring.

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Speaker 3: A year and a half without a break.

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Speaker 2: And somewhere in there, we were like, hey, we don't

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Speaker 2: have to do this every week exactly the same way.

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Speaker 1: And they're like really good questions, too, that are like fun.

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Speaker 1: And I think that like, I don't think we give

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Speaker 3: We need to do this again. A, we need to

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Speaker 3: do it again. I completely agree.

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Speaker 2: And B, I think when we have the opportunity, we

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Speaker 2: put our whole heart and soul into whatever we're doing.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: If that is bad Wikipedia research, we give our whole

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Speaker 2: heart and soul. And if it's simply just earnestly answering

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Speaker 2: people's questions, we're there.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and then Stephen's up in the mix as well.

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Speaker 1: We also made it like super long. Like it didn't

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Speaker 1: need it. We could do a fucking bonus 20 minute

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Speaker 1: Q & A episode every week if we want.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, at a certain point, we could just be

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Speaker 2: answering people's questions like old Google.

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Speaker 3: We'll call it old Google.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And we'll just be, yeah, you know how you can't

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Speaker 2: get answers to anything anymore?

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Speaker 3: Right. Well, that's us now. We're going to be your

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Speaker 3: new search engine.

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Speaker 1: It's called What Do You Want Us To Google? It's

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Speaker 1: the thing of when your friend texts you a question

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Speaker 1: that's like so Google-able, but like you're a little honored

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Speaker 1: that they asked you, but you're also a little annoyed

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Speaker 1: that they didn't just. And then you're like, oh, are

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Speaker 1: they lonely?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, really.

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Speaker 2: Do you miss me? Is that why you're asking me

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Speaker 2: questions a map could answer?

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Speaker 1: Right, about like wind patterns? I don't fucking know.

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Speaker 3: You know I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You know I don't know this.

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Speaker 3: What question would you want to be asked?

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Speaker 1: Oh, always snacks for sure. Maybe like what's your current

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Speaker 1: favorite like dessert, go-to dessert?

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Speaker 3: What is yours right now?

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Speaker 1: Oh, Trader Joe's has these little mini passion fruit ice

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Speaker 1: cream bars.

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Speaker 3: Ooh.

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Speaker 1: That are so creamy and good. They're not popsicles. They're

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Speaker 1: like ice cream bars.

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Speaker 3: Like little ones with a little stick?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Just a mini popsicle. Or like a mini. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like a mini.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's almost like a mini Dove bar.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 1: But not, but they're just, yeah, but they're just plain old.

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Speaker 3: Passion fruit.

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Speaker 1: What's yours?

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Speaker 3: Does it have to be from Trader Joe's?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. Trader Joe's only. Just the thing

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Speaker 1: you'd force yourself to eat protein so you can get to.

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Speaker 2: Oh, sour skeddy strings, those gummy. It's the most childish

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Speaker 2: gummy candy. But there's something about when you put like

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Speaker 2: five of them in your mouth at once because I'm

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Speaker 2: about quantity.

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Speaker 3: It's just so satisfying.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Yeah. I always say that if you

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Speaker 1: We've got to have an intervention for you. That would

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Speaker 1: Sour Patch Kids wing stop. Like wings. Crossover.

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Speaker 1: That's the disgusting thing I've ever heard.

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Speaker 3: That's insane.

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Speaker 1: And there's a little chopped up like blue and fucking red.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 5: Shit.

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Speaker 1: You know what this means? And I know Shannon's going

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Speaker 1: about for a fan call video? You eat the fucking Wingstop.

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Speaker 3: God damn it.

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Speaker 1: You know she is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: And it's all for the content. On top of which,

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Speaker 3: We're just talking about other things we're going to do.

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Speaker 3: That's it. Now that we've teased it. Okay. Should we

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Speaker 3: We'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. Finally. Karen, this is

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Speaker 1: Lisa.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever done an escape room? No. Me neither.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: I have no interest. Let's do it. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Like force ourselves to do it somewhere?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's an interesting concept and I've

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Speaker 5: To me, like you're leaving a party where you just

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Speaker 3: Yeah. That's like, That's what you're doing right now. You just,

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Speaker 2: Why don't you, you know, you could do if you're

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Speaker 2: Let me run ahead. I'll lock some shit up and

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Speaker 2: now just try to leave this party. I'll try to, I'll,

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Speaker 3: Here's my thing.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do things and I don't want

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Speaker 3: Succeed or fail. Right.

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Speaker 5: And it's a panic to fucking succeed. Succeeding has a

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And so maybe you and Vince should do an escape

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Speaker 2: I will 100% do both of those with you because

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Speaker 2: here's what will happen in the escape room. Vince will

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Speaker 3: And we won't care. Right. So we'll never escape. I mean, also,

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Speaker 2: There is a lot of faith in the idea of

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Speaker 2: one lunatic to run one of those, where suddenly it's

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Speaker 2: not a game.

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Speaker 3: Right. And you're actually locked into a weird room. Oh,

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Speaker 3: you're thinking of, like, the next Saw movie. I've just written.

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Speaker 2: I've written Saw 11. It's called Escape Room. Escape Room. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you want me to ask you more?

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Speaker 3: No, let me ask you one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: I think we should go back and forth. Okay, great.

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Speaker 3: Let's see.

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Speaker 5: Uh....

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Speaker 3: Just pick one at random. Don't even read it. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Appetizers or desserts, Georgia? Appetizers. A hundred forever for the

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Speaker 3: rest of my life. Really?

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Speaker 2: That was from Mindy, by the way. Sorry, I should

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Speaker 2: have said her name first. Mindy, I need to tell

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Speaker 2: you that my favorite food is happy hour. And that's

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Speaker 2: all I want is appetizers. And what would you say

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Speaker 2: your number one to... One, two, and three appetizers would be.

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Speaker 3: Like at a normal place or if I could like

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Speaker 3: have my dream appetizer?

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Speaker 2: Let's say the scene we'll set for you is you're

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Speaker 2: at the fanciest restaurant you would want to go to

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Speaker 2: for like your birthday.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 3: And that would be? Oh, shit, man. Or you could

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Speaker 3: say a type.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 3: If you don't want to be in the place. I

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Speaker 3: guess Tam O'Shanter over here. That is the fanciest restaurant.

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Speaker 1: That's all I care about.

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Speaker 3: It's awesome.

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Speaker 5: Okay, here's what I want. I don't care where it is.

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Speaker 5: I want a fucking pizza. On point cheese plate. Yes.

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Speaker 5: Like the on pointiest fucking cheese plate with honey. Like

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Speaker 5: the one we got in Cleveland.

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Speaker 3: Yes. That was the best.

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Speaker 5: Oh, you know what else I want? Mini fucking corn dogs.

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Speaker 5: Fancy corn dogs.

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Speaker 2: We should find out what that restaurant's called. We went

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Speaker 2: to a restaurant in Cleveland. It was a brew pub.

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Speaker 2: It had all these items.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead. And then just like deviled eggs. Oh, yes.

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Speaker 3: You love a deviled egg.

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Speaker 5: That's my three. I just want that for dinner every night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. That might be too high in cholesterol for you. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Dessert or appetizers? What my answer is, 100% dessert. Okay.

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Speaker 3: I mean, not that I don't love a good appetizer.

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Speaker 2: But I do am the person who truly, I don't

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Speaker 3: I'm just doing it.

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Speaker 2: But I'll only base it on if I know people.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing more embarrassing when you're the only one that

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Speaker 1: Do you have room for dessert?

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Speaker 3: No. Come on, we'll split it. And everyone's just staring

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Speaker 3: at you. I'm like, I'm paleo. Ah. But my favorite

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Speaker 3: thing is when everyone gets dessert.

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Speaker 2: Even when the staunchest paleoist break down and get like

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Speaker 2: is the craziest thing I've ever had. That's what life's

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Speaker 3: We've been living in Los Angeles for way too long.

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Speaker 3: Everyone is a thing.

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Speaker 5: Everyone is a fucking gluten-free, paleo, vegan, fucking sugar-free, juicing,

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Speaker 5: fucking bullshit.

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Speaker 3: Fat flush.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 3: All right. That's that was mine. So what's yours?

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Speaker 5: This is a different Lisa. It says different Lisa. And

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Speaker 5: this is another food question. What are each of your

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Speaker 5: favorite cereals?

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Speaker 1: Oh, shit. That's a great question.

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Speaker 3: I love that these are not murder related. I like it.

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Speaker 3: Coming straight out of the box with those sugar corn pops.

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Speaker 3: Sugar pops?

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Speaker 5: Are they called that now? I think now they're called

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Speaker 5: Those are sugar smacks. And those are little weird puffed oats.

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Speaker 5: This is puffed corn.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know it. They're bigger. They look like

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Speaker 1: Corn?

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Speaker 3: Aztec corn? That's right. You know those. Oh, yeah. Corn pops?

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Speaker 3: Corn pops. Those are good? I could eat. I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 3: Like 13 bowls of those in a row.

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Speaker 2: I can't have cereal in the house because when I

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Speaker 3: I think that's a normal thing for people, for like

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Speaker 3: a lot of women.

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 3: Like they can't have cereal in the house. It's just

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Speaker 3: because you keep on filling up. Oh, I better finish

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Speaker 3: this milk. Whoops. Too dry. Better put some more milk in.

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Speaker 5: Mine is raisin nut bran. It's like the most boring.

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Speaker 3: I am such a nerd. Have you had it? Is

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Speaker 3: that the one where the raisins are coated in nuts?

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: That's good. It's actually incredible.

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Speaker 5: Incredibly sweet so it's not like it's a secret healthy

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Speaker 5: it's not healthy i like this though it's so fucking

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Speaker 5: good i want to cry and then like i'll pour

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Speaker 5: enough raisin nuts in there and so i'll pour another

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Speaker 5: many raisin nuts right it's my.

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Speaker 5: I shake it every time and it never it's just

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Speaker 3: My it's my problem uh regular milk.

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Speaker 2: Um two percent is what i usually do okay My

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Speaker 3: Was like, that milk is clear.

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Speaker 4: It's water.

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Speaker 5: That milk is blue. And you're not supposed to drink

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Speaker 3: I do, like, vanilla, sugar... Who cares? Were you going

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Speaker 3: to give us your almond milk order? Yeah, but some

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Speaker 3: fucking poor person's like, I wanted to hear about murder.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a.

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Speaker 1: Ask a murder one.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Could this is from Hillary.

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Speaker 2: This is a fascinating question. Could either of you have

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Speaker 2: stayed married to Robert Graysmith? Robert Graysmith was the the

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Speaker 2: cartoonist who worked at the San Francisco Chronicle when they

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Speaker 2: were trying to solve the Zodiac killings.

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Speaker 3: The weirdo. And he wrote that book and he's Jake

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Speaker 3: Gyllenhaal in the movies.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 3: By the Finch. He definitely seemed... You know you always

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Speaker 3: want to be like, no, it's fascinating. I would have

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: He didn't seem like a warm person. Yes. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think I've already had that relationship. Which was like what?

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Speaker 2: What are the characteristics of it? It was almost exactly

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Speaker 5: Who doesn't share... Doesn't share with you. Even if it's

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Speaker 3: Or do you just get sick of it after a while?

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Speaker 3: It's just not.

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Speaker 2: When somebody is so kind of dedicated to their own mind.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. It's just... It's really lonely to be with a

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And I'm too, like... I want to be up in

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Speaker 2: everybody's business all the time.

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Speaker 3: For sure. Like, I don't... I want... I need.

456
00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,100
Speaker 2: talking and I need, you know, that kind of thing.

457
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:05,179
Speaker 2: And like a gray Smith, he, there's some, I mean,

458
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,199
Speaker 2: it was Jake Gyllenhaal. So it was charming, but he

459
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:07,800
Speaker 2: was a lunatic.

460
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,080
Speaker 1: Right.

461
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:12,330
Speaker 3: Right. I need more codependency in my relationships. And I'm

462
00:19:12,369 --> 00:19:14,030
Speaker 3: not even kidding. You need him to need you a

463
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:14,590
Speaker 3: little bit more.

464
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:17,629
Speaker 5: Yeah. I have a codependent personality, which I thought was

465
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,550
Speaker 5: a big problem for a long time until my therapist

466
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:23,350
Speaker 5: was like, Well, you and Vince are interdependent. You're not

467
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:26,090
Speaker 5: codependent because it's working out fine for both of you. Yeah.

468
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:28,400
Speaker 3: Because you're giving each other what you need. Exactly.

469
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:33,960
Speaker 5: So it's okay that like you're a little lunatic about it. Yeah.

470
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:36,220
Speaker 3: And so I need someone who needs me more than that.

471
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:38,360
Speaker 3: That's right. You know what I mean? I really do.

472
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:46,889
Speaker 3: I like that. Let's see. Relationship goals. Okay. Here's this one.

473
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,479
Speaker 3: What's your favorite? Did they... This is from Katie. What's your... favorite?

474
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,899
Speaker 3: Did they, or didn't they murder?

475
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,199
Speaker 2: Well, If you want to get honest about it, how

476
00:19:57,220 --> 00:20:00,699
Speaker 2: about fucking Natalie Wood's mysterious death and Robert Wagner and

477
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:04,159
Speaker 2: Christopher Walken and how they never talk about that.

478
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:04,740
Speaker 3: Or figure it out.

479
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,260
Speaker 5: They keep saying they just said they reopened the case.

480
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,100
Speaker 5: And I was like, tell us everything.

481
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,260
Speaker 3: Tell us why. Like what?

482
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,740
Speaker 2: What would be very cool now is if this next

483
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:18,490
Speaker 2: wave of the way crime solving starts to work is.

484
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,710
Speaker 2: is that we start to just get the true truth

485
00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:24,850
Speaker 2: of like, Oh, this person paid this person. So it's

486
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:27,180
Speaker 2: almost like everything becomes an expose.

487
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:31,240
Speaker 3: Oh, well, so-and-so paid somebody a hundred thousand dollars.

488
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:31,540
Speaker 4: Yeah.

489
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,050
Speaker 2: Like to actually be able to track bribery, to track

490
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,390
Speaker 2: all the things and just really know what really happened.

491
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:41,130
Speaker 5: Totally. Well, Steven made a good point that we need

492
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:44,120
Speaker 5: to bring our recorder with us on our tour because

493
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:47,379
Speaker 5: what if the Zodiac is fucking found through DNA while

494
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,810
Speaker 5: we're there and we're just scrambling to scream into our phone. Yeah.

495
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 3: Record an episode that would be you know you do

496
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 3: have a selfie stick right.

497
00:20:56,350 --> 00:21:01,270
Speaker 2: I do i'll bring it we need it that is brilliant.

498
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:03,370
Speaker 5: If you're not already on the fan cult and i'm

499
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,830
Speaker 5: talking in the future because i think we've decided that

500
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,070
Speaker 5: while we're on our uk tour we're going to be

501
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:12,020
Speaker 5: posting videos yes now it turns out we're going to

502
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,660
Speaker 5: be doing with a fucking selfie stick.

503
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:17,220
Speaker 3: Selfie stick what I think it'll be funny and fun.

504
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,919
Speaker 3: I think it's a fucking great idea. To do it

505
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 3: that way. I'm going to bring a bigger purse just

506
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:22,939
Speaker 3: so I can carry it in my big purse.

507
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,700
Speaker 2: I mean, I have to say, I don't like recording

508
00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:29,350
Speaker 2: myself in any way. But the idea of us keeping

509
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:32,790
Speaker 2: a video log as we travel through Europe in the

510
00:21:32,869 --> 00:21:37,369
Speaker 2: weirdest non... It's almost anti-tourism, the way tours end up going.

511
00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:39,609
Speaker 3: Yeah. You, like, get there. You get to your room.

512
00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 3: You pass out. You're super tired. You work on your shit. Yeah.

513
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,440
Speaker 3: You go to a show. You have this super surreal.

514
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:47,260
Speaker 5: You're in this venue in the back of this, like,

515
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,939
Speaker 5: weird auditorium with, like, weird snacks. Oh, and they're going

516
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,699
Speaker 5: to be especially weird because they're fucking.

517
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,060
Speaker 3: Foreign snacks. I love foreign snacks. Oh, and it's going

518
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:59,540
Speaker 3: to be higher quality because they care about human beings. Oh,

519
00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:04,250
Speaker 3: it's going to be really nice. And no vegetables. No vegetables, please. Okay. Wait,

520
00:22:04,270 --> 00:22:06,890
Speaker 3: was that you? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We said... Did

521
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:07,330
Speaker 3: they or didn't they?

522
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:07,590
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.

523
00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:08,310
Speaker 3: Robert Wagner.

524
00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: Oh, sorry.

525
00:22:08,859 --> 00:22:11,220
Speaker 3: I want that one, too. What's yours? JonBenet. Oh, JonBenet.

526
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:11,420
Speaker 5: Yeah.

527
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,820
Speaker 3: They did. What if all these oldies just start getting solved?

528
00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 4: Ooh, that'll be fun.

529
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:21,210
Speaker 2: That'll be like, that could be the perfect antidote to

530
00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:22,250
Speaker 2: the Trump administration.

531
00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:24,909
Speaker 3: Like, I already, like, when.

532
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,409
Speaker 2: golden state killer when they arrested him i something lifted

533
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,060
Speaker 2: off of me that was just like oh yeah more

534
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 2: of this because it's fair finally justice yeah yeah it's

535
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 2: so unfair that this motherfucker got to hide yes and

536
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,050
Speaker 2: yeah that's a good point fair it's finally fair yeah

537
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:46,510
Speaker 2: it's it's gonna be even it's not but georgia yeah

538
00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:50,590
Speaker 2: this is from justine justine do you believe in astrology

539
00:22:50,609 --> 00:22:52,460
Speaker 2: no You do not.

540
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,620
Speaker 3: But it's fun. But you don't believe it's the truth.

541
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Speaker 5: I think it's really fun and it doesn't hurt anyone.

542
00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:03,230
Speaker 5: And I like I always want to hear my horoscope.

543
00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:05,050
Speaker 5: If someone's like, oh, I'm going to read my horoscope.

544
00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:07,290
Speaker 5: Fucking read me, Gemini. But here's the problem, too, is

545
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:13,780
Speaker 5: that my sign, Gemini, we're fucking known for being fat shit, bananas, crazy, unreliable,

546
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,300
Speaker 5: shitty people. And I swear to God, I'm not. And

547
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:21,859
Speaker 5: I'm sure every Gemini says this. I'm not like normal Geminis.

548
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 5: I know Geminis.

549
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:30,090
Speaker 3: Yes. And they're fucking whack. My mother was a Gemini. Oh, shit. Oh, no.

550
00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:32,740
Speaker 3: What was she like? Is she like me at all?

551
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 3: What were they like? A little bit. Pena-nated and rah, rah, rah,

552
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:38,939
Speaker 3: you know? Yeah.

553
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 5: It's just the turns. It's the turns of like good mood,

554
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 5: bad mood.

555
00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 1: Do I do that?

556
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 2: Or interested, not interested. Not like, you don't do it emotionally.

557
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:51,010
Speaker 2: You're very steady emotionally, in my opinion. You change your

558
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 2: mind a lot.

559
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,030
Speaker 4: That's true.

560
00:23:52,290 --> 00:23:54,110
Speaker 3: But that's just. That's not true. That's kind of true.

561
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,830
Speaker 5: That's kind of true.

562
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:59,030
Speaker 3: You know it. Do you? Taurus?

563
00:23:59,090 --> 00:23:59,230
Speaker 5: Yes.

564
00:23:59,250 --> 00:23:59,990
Speaker 3: You're a Taurus.

565
00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:01,330
Speaker 5: Yes.

566
00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:06,980
Speaker 3: Except for the way they described Taurus. Taurus. Taurus. Instead

567
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 3: of like the car commercial. Taurus.

568
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,550
Speaker 2: The way they describe it is like homebound, earthy, into

569
00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:15,710
Speaker 2: flowers or whatever.

570
00:24:15,730 --> 00:24:19,030
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're just describing a cow. You're saying what

571
00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:20,250
Speaker 3: a cow does in the field.

572
00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:22,310
Speaker 5: But don't they say you're like, you guys are like,

573
00:24:23,510 --> 00:24:25,570
Speaker 5: you're the opposite of me where you like make a

574
00:24:25,609 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 5: decision and there's no fucking changing your mind at all.

575
00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:35,070
Speaker 3: That's right. Stubborn. Stubborn. Super stubborn and super like Stick

576
00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:35,689
Speaker 3: to the plan.

577
00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:35,910
Speaker 5: Yeah.

578
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,750
Speaker 3: I don't believe, I guess the thing is I don't

579
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,889
Speaker 3: believe in astrology. I enjoy it. So I don't believe,

580
00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:42,330
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

581
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,150
Speaker 5: Like, of course, when I meet a, when I meet

582
00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:46,230
Speaker 5: a dude I'm dating that I'm into, I look up,

583
00:24:46,609 --> 00:24:48,970
Speaker 5: I have Gemini's and whatever the fuck go together.

584
00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:50,030
Speaker 3: Find that birthday.

585
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:50,470
Speaker 5: Yeah.

586
00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:52,590
Speaker 2: And everyone does this. I wonder if guys, I bet

587
00:24:52,609 --> 00:24:54,350
Speaker 2: guys don't do it, but girls do this all the time.

588
00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:55,350
Speaker 2: Guys don't do it for sure.

589
00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:56,869
Speaker 3: You, that's right.

590
00:24:57,790 --> 00:24:59,869
Speaker 2: You find the person's birthday and then you look up

591
00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:02,030
Speaker 2: that like Linda Goodman sun signs and you're like.

592
00:25:02,390 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 3: Oh my God, look at how compatible we are.

593
00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:10,250
Speaker 5: I will say like Vince, Which is like a steady,

594
00:25:10,350 --> 00:25:14,950
Speaker 5: fucking reliable, dependable person. And it works with my fucking

595
00:25:16,090 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 5: crazy brain, Gemini.

596
00:25:17,890 --> 00:25:21,619
Speaker 3: My sister's a Leo, too. Oh. You asked me that one.

597
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: I did.

598
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 3: Okay, so let me ask you one. Sorry, but did

599
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 3: I say that was Justine's? Because it was Justine's question. Justine, Justine.

600
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:30,110
Speaker 3: It was fun to talk about Justine. Oh, okay. This

601
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:31,350
Speaker 3: is from Karina.

602
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Speaker 5: Do you have any tips for traveling and easing anxiety.

603
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:39,370
Speaker 3: In strange places? Or should I do a murder one? No, no,

604
00:25:39,410 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 3: that's good. Music. Constantly have music in your ears or

605
00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:46,260
Speaker 3: something soothing that you enjoy.

606
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

607
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:49,660
Speaker 3: You got to get those wireless earbuds. The best.

608
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:52,439
Speaker 2: They are worth, I think they're 150 bucks. This is

609
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,150
Speaker 2: not a commercial. It is not a commercial.

610
00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:57,610
Speaker 5: This is like if you're on old school headphones. You

611
00:25:57,650 --> 00:25:59,930
Speaker 5: keep walking past a doorknob and ripping them out of

612
00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:00,949
Speaker 5: your fucking head.

613
00:26:01,010 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 3: The worst. Get those wireless ones. They're little.

614
00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:06,379
Speaker 2: It just feels like you are in your own world.

615
00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:09,060
Speaker 2: And then you're able to build your own world a

616
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,220
Speaker 2: little bit. Yeah. And know that if you by traveling,

617
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 2: if you mean you're nervous to fly on a plane.

618
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,750
Speaker 2: I just told somebody else this the day I was

619
00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:17,830
Speaker 2: locked out of my house and I did.

620
00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:19,109
Speaker 3: I said, ask me anything.

621
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,290
Speaker 2: You have to remember that when you're flying, you're safer

622
00:26:22,350 --> 00:26:25,370
Speaker 2: on a plane than you are in your bathroom. You're

623
00:26:25,410 --> 00:26:27,969
Speaker 2: more likely to get killed in your bathroom than you

624
00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:31,869
Speaker 2: are on a plane. And you have to watch that

625
00:26:31,930 --> 00:26:34,270
Speaker 2: if you start to get nervous or you start or

626
00:26:34,310 --> 00:26:37,940
Speaker 2: your mental kind of storyline starts taking over. Just start

627
00:26:37,980 --> 00:26:41,139
Speaker 2: watching the flight attendants. They are so calm. They do

628
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,939
Speaker 2: it all day long. You can always look at them

629
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,910
Speaker 2: and be like, that's what I'm supposed to be matching.

630
00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:51,070
Speaker 2: And also, they know... If you really start feeling like

631
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,369
Speaker 2: you're going to have a panic attack or something, fucking

632
00:26:53,410 --> 00:26:55,530
Speaker 2: tell one of them. They're trained to deal with it.

633
00:26:56,109 --> 00:26:58,580
Speaker 2: Because people do get like... You just don't like to

634
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 2: be in an enclosed space. But if you can get...

635
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,660
Speaker 2: some earbuds, then you'll be in a weird world inside

636
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,199
Speaker 2: of your own head. And then it won't feel like

637
00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 2: you're just in a plane.

638
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,030
Speaker 5: My thing for traveling too with anxiety, which I've overcome

639
00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:12,369
Speaker 5: because I've had to do it. I've had to travel

640
00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:15,090
Speaker 5: so fucking much. So I would say travel a lot,

641
00:27:15,109 --> 00:27:19,490
Speaker 5: but you can't do that. Is that I kept realizing

642
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:22,210
Speaker 5: that I would be anxious and unhappy and nervous every

643
00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 5: time I'd go anywhere. And then I'd come back and

644
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 5: everything would be fine. And I would be really bummed

645
00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:30,820
Speaker 5: that I had missed an opportunity to explore and enjoy

646
00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 5: you know, where I was and what I was doing.

647
00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 5: And it's just, I don't, you don't want to live

648
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:40,449
Speaker 5: your life being disappointed that your anxiety let you overtook

649
00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:41,930
Speaker 5: your life, you know?

650
00:27:42,050 --> 00:27:43,710
Speaker 3: Cause I'd be like, the cats are going to die.

651
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:45,129
Speaker 3: The house is, I need to get home.

652
00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:46,609
Speaker 5: And I come home and the cats wouldn't give a

653
00:27:46,730 --> 00:27:48,330
Speaker 5: shit that I was home, but they would for a

654
00:27:48,369 --> 00:27:50,510
Speaker 5: minute and then they would be over it. And I'm like, fuck,

655
00:27:50,530 --> 00:27:52,170
Speaker 5: I wish I really had taken a walk instead of

656
00:27:52,190 --> 00:27:54,659
Speaker 5: taking a nap because I was overwhelmed, you know, and

657
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 5: seen Seattle or whatever the fuck.

658
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: So, and, but I think you're right in that you

659
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 2: need the proof if you have anxiety and then and

660
00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 2: it keeps you from doing things then you get to

661
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:05,980
Speaker 2: keep that storyline in your head because you never prove

662
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,060
Speaker 2: yourself otherwise right but like you were forced to travel

663
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,899
Speaker 2: yeah we went on tour suddenly you're like this is

664
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,770
Speaker 2: no big deal i'm doing it every other weekend remember

665
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,570
Speaker 2: when we first planned the first tour we were like

666
00:28:16,609 --> 00:28:18,169
Speaker 2: we don't want to do that many dates and we

667
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,709
Speaker 2: don't want to go that many places because we were

668
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:23,010
Speaker 2: neither of us were that interested and when he was

669
00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:25,750
Speaker 2: like let you guys you're gonna go to australia i

670
00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:28,470
Speaker 2: was like no fucking way yeah Those.

671
00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:29,450
Speaker 3: Were all my reactions at first. I was like, well, great.

672
00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:31,830
Speaker 3: I'm going to die on my way to Australia. Of course.

673
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:33,389
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah.

674
00:28:34,390 --> 00:28:35,070
Speaker 1: It's just, yeah.

675
00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:36,670
Speaker 3: When you have anxiety, it's hard to leave. Just know

676
00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 3: what your brain is serving up to you is normal

677
00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:39,990
Speaker 3: human bullshit.

678
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:40,150
Speaker 1: Right.

679
00:28:40,230 --> 00:28:43,380
Speaker 3: And it's a lie. It's a lie. And it happens

680
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:48,660
Speaker 3: to everybody. And you don't, it's not, yeah. The alarms

681
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 3: aren't going off. It's actually just normal brain processes.

682
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,510
Speaker 5: And practice for all of this. Makes perfect, because the

683
00:28:56,550 --> 00:28:59,790
Speaker 5: more you prove to yourself that you're incorrect about what

684
00:28:59,830 --> 00:29:01,970
Speaker 5: you were worried about, the less you'll believe it when

685
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,710
Speaker 5: it comes up again, and you'll just blow it off

686
00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 5: at some point, which is really fucking cool.

687
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll have a new experience.

688
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:07,340
Speaker 5: Yeah.

689
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,620
Speaker 3: And hopefully find someone else, something else to be stressed

690
00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 3: out about. Right. They're out there. It's me, right? Yeah,

691
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 3: I think so. Georgia.

692
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:16,420
Speaker 5: Yeah.

693
00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:18,010
Speaker 3: And I don't know if you want to name names

694
00:29:18,070 --> 00:29:21,130
Speaker 3: or not. Always. But this is from Kelly. If you

695
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,830
Speaker 3: could go back to high school, which teacher would you

696
00:29:22,850 --> 00:29:23,270
Speaker 3: tell off?

697
00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:23,910
Speaker 1: Ah!

698
00:29:25,670 --> 00:29:29,219
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't remember his name, but there was this

699
00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:34,780
Speaker 5: creepy fucking political science teacher who was like, he was

700
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,970
Speaker 5: like the poli-sci and the fucking football coach teacher, you know?

701
00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:42,100
Speaker 5: and he like wore a gold chain and had his

702
00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 5: like he always wore like he always wore like khakis

703
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 5: and then the like high school logo like polo button

704
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:50,540
Speaker 5: like polo shirt.

705
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: And would be unbuttoned a little bit of hair.

706
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,739
Speaker 5: And like he would flirt with the popular girls. Like

707
00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 5: they loved him.

708
00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:58,260
Speaker 2: Sure.

709
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,510
Speaker 3: And like they would like. I remember when sitting on

710
00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:03,130
Speaker 3: his lap for some reason.

711
00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:06,330
Speaker 5: Wow. Like he was a creep. But only to the, like,

712
00:30:06,610 --> 00:30:10,630
Speaker 5: pretty popular girls, which I clearly wasn't. Not that I

713
00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:14,550
Speaker 5: wanted his attention, but I was like, from a place

714
00:30:14,590 --> 00:30:16,930
Speaker 5: of over here, this is fucking wrong and creepy.

715
00:30:17,110 --> 00:30:17,450
Speaker 1: Yes.

716
00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:20,420
Speaker 5: And everyone else loved him. There was, you know, the

717
00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:22,060
Speaker 5: popular kid's favorite teacher.

718
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 2: Yes.

719
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,020
Speaker 3: I'm sure he bought them beer. Yeah, yeah. It's like

720
00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:26,490
Speaker 3: almost like a weird cult springs up.

721
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: Well, also, those are those weird moments in when you're

722
00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:32,459
Speaker 2: growing up and you're kind of like when you.

723
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,500
Speaker 3: Those lines between popular and unpopular are like hot and

724
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,060
Speaker 3: not hot.

725
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: They can be blurry for a while because you just

726
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 2: don't ever want to know for sure or you.

727
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,770
Speaker 3: Can kind of kid yourself or whatever. But when there

728
00:30:46,810 --> 00:30:48,290
Speaker 3: are creepy adults.

729
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:51,210
Speaker 2: That are like hone in on girls and it starts

730
00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:53,530
Speaker 2: to happen to you when you're 13 and older where suddenly.

731
00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:57,090
Speaker 3: like you know you don't have a target on.

732
00:30:57,050 --> 00:31:00,250
Speaker 5: You so so at first you're like oh thank god

733
00:31:00,350 --> 00:31:02,510
Speaker 5: and then you're kind of like i'm invisible yeah and

734
00:31:02,530 --> 00:31:04,300
Speaker 5: you don't know how to feel about it because it's

735
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:07,170
Speaker 5: like it's so creepy and yet at the same time

736
00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 5: there's something wrong with you yeah it's because it's because

737
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 5: you're not living it feels like it's because you don't

738
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 5: know how to live in society the way everyone else

739
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 5: does right like when actually it's like you're not being

740
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,060
Speaker 5: targeted by a fucking.

741
00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:25,610
Speaker 3: Predator yeah I know there was a girl. Yeah. What

742
00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:25,910
Speaker 3: about you?

743
00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:29,670
Speaker 2: Um, we had a teacher, I had a teacher that was,

744
00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:32,750
Speaker 2: I would just love to go in and be like, you,

745
00:31:33,110 --> 00:31:36,209
Speaker 2: you have a rage issue. He was like this insane

746
00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:40,030
Speaker 2: screamer and he was not like, I think it was

747
00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:40,530
Speaker 2: this thing.

748
00:31:40,950 --> 00:31:42,830
Speaker 3: He was on the shorter side.

749
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:44,770
Speaker 2: And I think it was a thing of like keeping

750
00:31:44,810 --> 00:31:47,770
Speaker 2: the class in control, but it would go so far

751
00:31:47,850 --> 00:31:51,190
Speaker 2: past normal yelling at a classroom full of kids.

752
00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:54,270
Speaker 3: And people would just be like, like, Sitting there, like,

753
00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:56,700
Speaker 3: rolling their eyes. Isn't it crazy? And he would be going...

754
00:31:56,930 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 3: He would be, like, snapping. And it was... In Catholic school, like,

755
00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:03,220
Speaker 3: they don't have to... Yeah. It's not the same, like, standards.

756
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,020
Speaker 3: They can kind of do whatever they want. So they...

757
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 3: There were teachers in my high school that were fucking insane.

758
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy to watch an adult lose their temper

759
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,780
Speaker 3: when you're, like, younger? Yes. And you're, like.

760
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 5: An adult losing their temper is, like, funny, almost. Yeah.

761
00:32:19,310 --> 00:32:20,980
Speaker 3: And, like... Oh, God.

762
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:24,210
Speaker 2: Well, especially when they're like seething, where you're kind of like, sorry,

763
00:32:24,230 --> 00:32:25,530
Speaker 2: this is about something else.

764
00:32:25,730 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 5: This doesn't fit. This is not about chemistry. Was his

765
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,990
Speaker 5: name Joseph D'Angelo? I mean, for real, like.

766
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,830
Speaker 2: Inappropriate anger where it's like it's so nice that we're

767
00:32:36,930 --> 00:32:40,270
Speaker 2: slowly coming into a time where that truly is inappropriate.

768
00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:40,610
Speaker 5: Yeah.

769
00:32:40,670 --> 00:32:42,969
Speaker 3: Like people go, oh, that's not normal. No.

770
00:32:43,650 --> 00:32:45,570
Speaker 5: I feel like, though, luckily there's more teachers I'd want

771
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:47,930
Speaker 5: to go back and thank than I'd want to go

772
00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:48,290
Speaker 5: back and.

773
00:32:48,590 --> 00:32:54,070
Speaker 3: Yes, for sure. Thankfully. Definitely. OK, let's see here.

774
00:32:54,090 --> 00:32:56,709
Speaker 5: All right.

775
00:32:56,730 --> 00:32:57,450
Speaker 3: This is from Rebecca.

776
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:02,350
Speaker 5: Which celebrity do you think has murdered someone and used

777
00:33:02,370 --> 00:33:04,430
Speaker 5: their abundant resources.

778
00:33:03,890 --> 00:33:04,770
Speaker 3: To cover it up?

779
00:33:07,870 --> 00:33:09,850
Speaker 2: I want it to be someone, I know who it is,

780
00:33:10,430 --> 00:33:14,670
Speaker 2: Paul Giamatti. How dare you? How dare you? I bet

781
00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:16,620
Speaker 2: he has killed multiple people.

782
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,460
Speaker 3: No, that man, his heart is right on his sleeve.

783
00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:22,100
Speaker 3: How dare you say that about my sweet baby angel?

784
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 3: So are his victims. You know who I would say?

785
00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:32,820
Speaker 2: I think it's someone more like a Vanna White type.

786
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

787
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 2: One of those people where their head turns on their

788
00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 2: neck like they're a weird doll.

789
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 3: What about not Pat Sajak? Who's Jeopardy? Alex Trebek.

790
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,660
Speaker 2: Alex Trebek. I think he's too much of a nerd

791
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: to kill anybody. Yeah, he doesn't look like he likes

792
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:55,790
Speaker 2: to get dirty. This is from Kelly. What's your dream vacation?

793
00:33:56,730 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 3: Oh, God. A nap. Dream vacation? Dream vacation. I don't know.

794
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 3: I really, I just like eating. So hot weather, cold weather.

795
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:06,220
Speaker 5: Okay.

796
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 3: Hot, warm weather. Warm weather.

797
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 4: Warm, sunny weather.

798
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,740
Speaker 3: Beachside or mountains, jungle? A little of both.

799
00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:13,500
Speaker 5: Okay.

800
00:34:13,739 --> 00:34:15,049
Speaker 3: Kauai. I want to go to Kauai.

801
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:15,569
Speaker 2: Nice.

802
00:34:15,610 --> 00:34:18,170
Speaker 3: There we go. Have you been to that island? No.

803
00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:19,469
Speaker 3: Have you been to Hawaii?

804
00:34:19,489 --> 00:34:19,669
Speaker 2: Yeah.

805
00:34:20,530 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 3: I can't believe how Hawaii smells. Oh, it's just tropical.

806
00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 3: Like you get out of that fucking airport.

807
00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 2: Well, I've only been to Maui, but we walk out

808
00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: of the airport and you're just like, wait, what's happening?

809
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to do it this summer. Do it.

810
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,180
Speaker 5: Because we've just been traveling so much when we get

811
00:34:36,219 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 5: back from this tour that we're currently on. Yeah.

812
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,540
Speaker 3: Right this moment. Yeah. And take a real vacation. Yeah.

813
00:34:42,350 --> 00:34:44,070
Speaker 3: What do you want to do? Oh, you want to

814
00:34:44,090 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 3: go to Vienna. Venice? Well, I do want to go

815
00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:51,700
Speaker 3: to Venice, Italy. Somewhere with a V. Victorville. Victorville. That's

816
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 3: the one.

817
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:52,900
Speaker 1: There it is.

818
00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:56,910
Speaker 3: Virginia. No, actually, Virginia is probably really beautiful. Virginia's for lovers.

819
00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:57,469
Speaker 5: It is.

820
00:34:59,050 --> 00:35:01,430
Speaker 2: I want to go to, yes, I want to go

821
00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:06,390
Speaker 2: to Venice, Italy. um before it is submerged underwater do

822
00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:11,489
Speaker 2: it um yeah i like italy i like italy hey

823
00:35:11,550 --> 00:35:14,750
Speaker 2: speaking of victorville kelly wants to know what's your least

824
00:35:14,830 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 2: part what's your least favorite part about southern california god

825
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 2: kelly uh thank you for letting me letting me um

826
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 2: let me just open up my book.

827
00:35:23,219 --> 00:35:26,339
Speaker 3: Here get up on your box my least favorite.

828
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:30,580
Speaker 2: Part of southern california Is the fact that there are

829
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:34,140
Speaker 2: so many and this was not where I think there's

830
00:35:34,530 --> 00:35:38,029
Speaker 2: more people like this up north now. But it used

831
00:35:38,050 --> 00:35:40,450
Speaker 2: to be very Southern California thing when I moved here

832
00:35:40,469 --> 00:35:46,380
Speaker 2: in the 90s. Mothers wearing their daughter's jeans with fucking facelifts.

833
00:35:47,590 --> 00:35:49,940
Speaker 2: Trying to act like they, too, are also still in

834
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 2: high school. I find that and it happens a ton

835
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:56,149
Speaker 2: in the San Fernando Valley. I find it to be

836
00:35:56,170 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: heart wrenchingly. uh horrifying like i find those women yeah

837
00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 2: it's depressing it's like they want to go back they're

838
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,850
Speaker 2: they're like kind of using their daughter in this weird

839
00:36:08,930 --> 00:36:10,890
Speaker 2: creepy puppet master.

840
00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:12,750
Speaker 3: Way where it's like do you want to wear this

841
00:36:12,850 --> 00:36:15,790
Speaker 3: and they're it's just it's so much the ones.

842
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:17,850
Speaker 5: Who are like we get confused for sisters all the

843
00:36:17,890 --> 00:36:19,980
Speaker 5: time yeah no you fucking.

844
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:22,859
Speaker 2: Don't no you fucking don't a and b How about

845
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 2: you step back? You've already had your fucking 48 years.

846
00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:30,180
Speaker 2: Step back and let Mackenzie step forward for five fucking seconds.

847
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,089
Speaker 2: Like that thing is so sick down here.

848
00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:36,490
Speaker 3: My mom's my best friend. My mom's my best friend.

849
00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:38,590
Speaker 5: I used to do this in my act, but I

850
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,489
Speaker 5: had a joke where I said to my mom, I

851
00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:41,509
Speaker 5: was trying to borrow money from her.

852
00:36:41,550 --> 00:36:42,930
Speaker 3: So I told her she was my best friend and

853
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 3: she goes, well, you're not my best friend. She really

854
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 3: said that to me. Yeah. You know why? Because she's

855
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:52,070
Speaker 3: my mom. Exactly.

856
00:36:52,290 --> 00:36:55,089
Speaker 2: Not my best friend. I'm supposed to have best friends

857
00:36:55,110 --> 00:36:57,370
Speaker 2: that are my age. And my mom has best friends

858
00:36:57,390 --> 00:36:59,430
Speaker 2: that are her age. And you don't have to wear

859
00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:02,660
Speaker 2: the same clothes because you're not even in the same

860
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:03,980
Speaker 2: realm of life.

861
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 3: Give it a fucking break. This question was for you.

862
00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:11,860
Speaker 3: Thank you for finally asking me that question. What's your answer?

863
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,259
Speaker 3: I don't care. You're from here.

864
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

865
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:20,180
Speaker 3: So maybe what's your pollution, air quality? Such a hippie.

866
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:28,129
Speaker 3: Such a Gemini. The traffic and the people. I guess

867
00:37:28,170 --> 00:37:37,460
Speaker 3: the landscape and the human beings. The disparate... Never mind.

868
00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 3: The disparate life experiences?

869
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 5: Yeah.

870
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,259
Speaker 3: Amy asked, who comes up with the titles for the episodes?

871
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 3: That's a great question. Amy, nice one. Stephen, why don't

872
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,300
Speaker 3: you answer this one for us? Yes, Stephen, take it. Stephen,

873
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:51,530
Speaker 3: tell us your process.

874
00:37:51,590 --> 00:37:52,989
Speaker 4: Walk us through the whole scheme.

875
00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:53,609
Speaker 3: Walk us through, yeah.

876
00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:54,730
Speaker 4: In my notebook.

877
00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:55,649
Speaker 3: Yes.

878
00:37:56,370 --> 00:37:59,250
Speaker 4: I write down things that I find funny and interesting.

879
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:01,070
Speaker 3: While we're talking.

880
00:38:01,130 --> 00:38:02,090
Speaker 4: Yes, while you're talking.

881
00:38:02,170 --> 00:38:04,140
Speaker 3: Not just random thoughts you have.

882
00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,500
Speaker 4: Just like a diary while you guys are doing the episode.

883
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,980
Speaker 3: Beware diary.

884
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:10,830
Speaker 6: And then, yeah, I just... Throw it back your way.

885
00:38:11,050 --> 00:38:13,850
Speaker 6: And we just narrow it down to something that just

886
00:38:13,890 --> 00:38:14,770
Speaker 6: makes us laugh, I think.

887
00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:16,310
Speaker 3: Let's read from last night.

888
00:38:16,469 --> 00:38:18,970
Speaker 5: Yes. This text you sent us. So we recorded episode,

889
00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:20,630
Speaker 5: what was the one that was just posted today?

890
00:38:20,630 --> 00:38:21,390
Speaker 4: 119.

891
00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:24,750
Speaker 3: So 119, but it'll be, you know, whatever. So last

892
00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 3: night you left. So much stuff goes on in these texts.

893
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 3: And then you text us options. At 11 p.m. when

894
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,899
Speaker 3: we were both at that bar last night, Georgia walks

895
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,940
Speaker 3: up to me mid-party and goes, Sorry, real quick. Oh, yeah.

896
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:41,980
Speaker 3: Excuse me, Miss Kilgare, she said. And I said, away.

897
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:43,859
Speaker 2: And then she said, no, no, we have to answer

898
00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:46,430
Speaker 2: this question. So here's a text from Steven. Hey, here

899
00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:51,430
Speaker 2: are some title ideas for this week's episode. Episode 119,

900
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,450
Speaker 2: Fingers Everywhere, which is what we ended up picking.

901
00:38:53,489 --> 00:38:53,709
Speaker 1: Yeah.

902
00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:57,990
Speaker 3: Fingers Everywhere. But there was also Sally Holes, Power Day,

903
00:38:58,530 --> 00:39:02,510
Speaker 3: Day Raccoon, Corn Style, and Reasonable Face.

904
00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:05,810
Speaker 6: Well, and it's, I feel like my favorite thing when

905
00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:09,060
Speaker 6: I first started listening to podcasts and people would name

906
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:11,100
Speaker 6: a title after something that was said in the episode

907
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 6: it was so there was like an elation of like

908
00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:17,870
Speaker 6: when the person finally said it it was so fucking cool.

909
00:39:17,739 --> 00:39:20,050
Speaker 5: Because you don't know what it's in reference yeah yeah

910
00:39:20,430 --> 00:39:22,730
Speaker 5: i like that i do too and when we started

911
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,910
Speaker 5: we were trying to do those puns that were very

912
00:39:24,969 --> 00:39:27,810
Speaker 5: fun until we got into the 30s and then.

913
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: I realized it was just going to be the same numbers.

914
00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:31,739
Speaker 3: With a three in front of it.

915
00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 5: Yes.

916
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 3: I feel like we should go back and rename some

917
00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 3: of those. Rename those first episodes. Never. Okay, great. No,

918
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 3: it's too late.

919
00:39:37,820 --> 00:39:39,650
Speaker 5: It's like it's already in the ether. We can't do

920
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,030
Speaker 5: anything about it. I just like sometimes I'll see that

921
00:39:41,050 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 5: and I'll be like. what what does that even mean

922
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,140
Speaker 5: like an episode what is it like 2020 when it's

923
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:52,700
Speaker 5: like what that's not episode 2020 why did we name

924
00:39:52,739 --> 00:39:53,720
Speaker 5: it that i know.

925
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,810
Speaker 2: What i love is like people they'll go like i

926
00:39:56,850 --> 00:39:59,290
Speaker 2: just listening to project artichoke and i was just like

927
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:01,890
Speaker 2: i don't know what you're talking about that one took

928
00:40:01,930 --> 00:40:03,870
Speaker 2: me a while i totally forgot that's what we named

929
00:40:03,930 --> 00:40:06,549
Speaker 2: it and people are being serious about something else we're

930
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,980
Speaker 2: talking about but they're using.

931
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 3: The title i love it like we're like It's a

932
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,460
Speaker 3: very fun process, let's just say that. That was you.

933
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

934
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,330
Speaker 3: Okay, if someone made a.

935
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 5: Karen, Alicia wants to know, if someone made a movie

936
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,489
Speaker 5: about your lives for some reason, who would you want

937
00:40:22,510 --> 00:40:23,410
Speaker 5: to play you?

938
00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:26,870
Speaker 3: Well, of course, Frances McDormand.

939
00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:27,589
Speaker 1: Oh.

940
00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:29,890
Speaker 3: You don't look like her. I don't care.

941
00:40:30,290 --> 00:40:30,590
Speaker 5: Okay.

942
00:40:30,830 --> 00:40:32,950
Speaker 3: I mean, does it have to be matchy-matchy? I guess not.

943
00:40:32,969 --> 00:40:34,510
Speaker 3: It could be whoever the fuck you want.

944
00:40:34,530 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 5: I mean....

945
00:40:37,790 --> 00:40:40,029
Speaker 3: I want both Olsen twins to play me.

946
00:40:40,050 --> 00:40:43,850
Speaker 5: I want it to be so complicated that it takes,

947
00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 5: and Gemini, that it takes twins to fucking play me.

948
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,980
Speaker 3: You know what? That's cool, actually.

949
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 5: Right?

950
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:53,980
Speaker 3: And very, like, Charlie Kaufman artistic. Yeah. And cinematic.

951
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 5: Like, we couldn't get one actress to encapsulate all her

952
00:40:56,780 --> 00:41:00,940
Speaker 5: depth and fucking... interesting shit no way and the like

953
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 5: the just the reverberations of her belches so we had

954
00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:08,340
Speaker 5: to have two actresses belch at the same time yeah

955
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 5: um yeah that's good okay how about you charlie kaufman

956
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 5: uh yeah charlie kaufman to play you i think.

957
00:41:15,739 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 3: Um charlie brown.

958
00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:23,649
Speaker 2: That was my niece's she used to call like um

959
00:41:23,810 --> 00:41:26,270
Speaker 2: you know merry christmas charlie brown or whatever this charlie

960
00:41:26,290 --> 00:41:29,770
Speaker 2: brown peanut specials My sister used to play them for us,

961
00:41:30,170 --> 00:41:31,210
Speaker 2: for her, for us.

962
00:41:31,770 --> 00:41:34,170
Speaker 3: I was there too, but all the time. And so

963
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:36,109
Speaker 3: she'd look, she was like two years old and she'd

964
00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:37,460
Speaker 3: look and be like, Charlie Brown.

965
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,219
Speaker 2: It's like the only thing she could say, but it

966
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:40,900
Speaker 2: was her way of saying like, do you want to

967
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 2: watch it again? And then the first baby doll, my

968
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,180
Speaker 2: sister ever bought her that one of those dolls that

969
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,700
Speaker 2: looked like a real baby. She pulled it out of

970
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,760
Speaker 2: the box and she's staring at it, holding it and smiling.

971
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,730
Speaker 3: And my sister goes, what are you going to name her?

972
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,190
Speaker 3: She goes, Charlie Brown.

973
00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:54,290
Speaker 1: Yeah.

974
00:41:54,969 --> 00:41:58,350
Speaker 5: Because it's a little, bald, round-headed baby. And we were like,

975
00:41:58,830 --> 00:42:00,529
Speaker 5: you're the smartest child on the planet.

976
00:42:00,550 --> 00:42:02,790
Speaker 3: Oh, she's so smart, the way she can put these

977
00:42:02,830 --> 00:42:05,150
Speaker 3: things together. The way she calls every single thing she

978
00:42:05,210 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 3: sees Charlie Brown. What's the scariest bug, Georgia? This is

979
00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:12,219
Speaker 3: from Becca. The scariest bug is.

980
00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:18,790
Speaker 3: A, anything that's not supposed to fly that flies. Ew.

981
00:42:18,910 --> 00:42:23,469
Speaker 3: Like a flying spider. Why is it flying? It's a spider.

982
00:42:23,489 --> 00:42:27,590
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Or like a fucking flying roach.

983
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,010
Speaker 5: Yes.

984
00:42:28,030 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be a fucking cockroach. Why is it flying?

985
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:34,420
Speaker 2: I came home last night, real time last night to us,

986
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,580
Speaker 2: our real time.

987
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.

988
00:42:36,610 --> 00:42:40,110
Speaker 2: And in the TV room, Frank was not paying attention

989
00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:43,490
Speaker 2: to the food that I had. He was like wagging

990
00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:45,770
Speaker 2: his tail, which he almost never does, and doing something

991
00:42:45,790 --> 00:42:46,189
Speaker 2: in the corner.

992
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,610
Speaker 3: And I was like, there's a bug over there. Yeah.

993
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:51,049
Speaker 5: And it turned out to be one of these cockroaches.

994
00:42:51,070 --> 00:42:54,620
Speaker 5: The big black, like big fucking little beetle.

995
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 3: Yes. But they're brown. Brown. Right, right, right. But with wings.

996
00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:04,700
Speaker 3: But like shells. They're like water bugs almost.

997
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:04,919
Speaker 5: Yeah.

998
00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:07,529
Speaker 2: And Frank was had half eaten.

999
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 5: And it was not good. What is he wagging his

1000
00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 5: fucking tail for? Because he thinks it's fun. It's like

1001
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,780
Speaker 5: a little monster that he's caught.

1002
00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:16,540
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.

1003
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,700
Speaker 5: Well, I still have that box of moths on the

1004
00:43:18,739 --> 00:43:21,770
Speaker 5: fucking that I haven't moved on the fucking balcony from

1005
00:43:21,790 --> 00:43:22,370
Speaker 5: the cats.

1006
00:43:22,670 --> 00:43:24,210
Speaker 3: Are you just going to break over that balcony and

1007
00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:28,110
Speaker 3: never go out there again? That's a good. I mean, look, listen.

1008
00:43:29,310 --> 00:43:32,230
Speaker 5: Oh uh give me the other page where's the other

1009
00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 5: page steven has it would either of you john wants

1010
00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:35,580
Speaker 5: to know would.

1011
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 3: Either of you go in a hot air balloon no no.

1012
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:42,299
Speaker 2: I you know what's weird I want to go to

1013
00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 2: a hot air balloon festival, get up at dawn and

1014
00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 2: watch them all take off. Like in those slideshows that

1015
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 2: my father sends me through email constantly.

1016
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 3: Those forwarded emails.

1017
00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:55,060
Speaker 5: Do they have like uplifting quotes in cursive on them?

1018
00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:56,540
Speaker 5: You can do it.

1019
00:43:56,940 --> 00:43:59,660
Speaker 3: Yeah. But I would love to see that in real life.

1020
00:43:59,739 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 3: Like watch them get blown up and take off. Can

1021
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,450
Speaker 3: I get like... Can there be, like, an apple cider

1022
00:44:05,950 --> 00:44:07,009
Speaker 3: festival going on, too?

1023
00:44:07,030 --> 00:44:07,110
Speaker 5: Sure.

1024
00:44:07,130 --> 00:44:08,030
Speaker 3: Because I want snacks.

1025
00:44:08,350 --> 00:44:08,430
Speaker 5: Yes.

1026
00:44:08,450 --> 00:44:09,630
Speaker 3: If I'm going to wake up that early and go

1027
00:44:09,650 --> 00:44:11,990
Speaker 3: look at a thing that I'm not part of. Okay.

1028
00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:14,950
Speaker 3: I want snacks. Great. So, we'll do... This will be, like,

1029
00:44:14,969 --> 00:44:17,009
Speaker 3: a September thing that we'll do.

1030
00:44:17,210 --> 00:44:17,410
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1031
00:44:17,850 --> 00:44:21,620
Speaker 3: So, it'll be kind of, like, autumnal. Autumnal. What? If

1032
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:24,700
Speaker 3: we do it at the Circleville Pumpkin Show. Oh, my God.

1033
00:44:24,739 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 3: Circleville Pumpkin Show. What was the question? It's just about

1034
00:44:32,219 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 3: hot air balloons.

1035
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:33,090
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1036
00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:37,650
Speaker 3: Here's my answer. No, because Margaret Cho was in a

1037
00:44:37,710 --> 00:44:38,870
Speaker 3: hot air balloon crash.

1038
00:44:38,890 --> 00:44:39,270
Speaker 5: Shut up.

1039
00:44:39,570 --> 00:44:42,690
Speaker 2: And the last time I did a show, she was

1040
00:44:42,770 --> 00:44:44,350
Speaker 2: on it and she told the story and I could

1041
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:45,270
Speaker 2: not stop laughing.

1042
00:44:47,090 --> 00:44:50,190
Speaker 3: People got seriously hurt because a wind kicked up and

1043
00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:51,740
Speaker 3: her hot air balloon crashed.

1044
00:44:52,070 --> 00:44:52,260
Speaker 5: Okay.

1045
00:44:52,430 --> 00:44:56,439
Speaker 3: I just don't, none of this, don't do this. Don't

1046
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,150
Speaker 3: do it. Don't go up there. Don't go up there.

1047
00:44:59,170 --> 00:45:01,450
Speaker 2: But for a little while, and this is very fascinating,

1048
00:45:01,710 --> 00:45:03,890
Speaker 2: for a little while, people thought, like, in the, whatever,

1049
00:45:03,989 --> 00:45:08,049
Speaker 2: 1700s or, I don't know, probably 1600s, people thought hot

1050
00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:08,610
Speaker 2: air balloons.

1051
00:45:08,710 --> 00:45:11,979
Speaker 3: Actually, it's the 1500s. Maybe it was the 1400s. People

1052
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 3: thought hot air balloons were the way everyone was going

1053
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 3: to travel.

1054
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 5: Right.

1055
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,780
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen those, like, postcards, the illustrations of, like... Right.

1056
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:20,700
Speaker 2: People thought that that was going to be, like, the

1057
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 2: new superhighway or whatever.

1058
00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:24,890
Speaker 3: Idiots. Fucking fools. Stupid heads.

1059
00:45:25,690 --> 00:45:25,810
Speaker 5: Um.

1060
00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 3: We did that one. Hi, Elvis.

1061
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 2: Okay, Sue asks us this. She says, stupid icebreaker type question.

1062
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 2: But if you'd only bring five things with you to

1063
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:37,540
Speaker 2: a desert island, five things, what would they be? I'm

1064
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,140
Speaker 2: going to count them off while you say what they are.

1065
00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 3: Elvis.

1066
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,020
Speaker 5: Yes.

1067
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: Vince.

1068
00:45:43,219 --> 00:45:47,009
Speaker 3: Do you like that Vince a second? Don't tell him.

1069
00:45:47,690 --> 00:45:48,110
Speaker 5: Mimi.

1070
00:45:48,870 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 3: Dottie. One thing left. Shit. A fucking hammock. And then

1071
00:45:58,620 --> 00:46:01,140
Speaker 3: you all get into that hammock together. And die. As

1072
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:04,340
Speaker 3: a family. And starve to death. What would happen? I

1073
00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:07,390
Speaker 3: would have to bring, the very first thing is tweezers.

1074
00:46:08,950 --> 00:46:11,190
Speaker 5: Is it because the sun's going to be great and

1075
00:46:11,210 --> 00:46:13,989
Speaker 5: you're going to actually be able to see those hairs?

1076
00:46:14,010 --> 00:46:18,410
Speaker 2: Yeah, that and I will fully look like Tom Hanks

1077
00:46:18,450 --> 00:46:20,390
Speaker 2: in Castaway if I don't bring tweezers.

1078
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:20,690
Speaker 1: Okay.

1079
00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:23,049
Speaker 2: In six months, they'll come and rescue me and be like,

1080
00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:26,730
Speaker 2: this man has a goatee did you eat karen we

1081
00:46:26,770 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 2: don't need her um so i would say tweezers um

1082
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 2: if they're.

1083
00:46:33,940 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 3: A mirror you'll need a mirror oh yeah that's right

1084
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:41,820
Speaker 3: a mirror Um, my earbuds, if they were connected to something.

1085
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,739
Speaker 3: And you might as well bring alcohol if you're going

1086
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 3: to be on a fucking deserted island. Thank you. How

1087
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,220
Speaker 3: about a crate of rum?

1088
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:50,760
Speaker 2: Then I just started saying a Pirates of the Caribbean

1089
00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: movie plot line.

1090
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 3: I bury the rum. No one knows it's there. I'm drunk. Eyeliner,

1091
00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 3: black eyeliner, big boots like Jack Sparrow.

1092
00:46:59,280 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1093
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:00,280
Speaker 3: Perfect.

1094
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 5: Perfect.

1095
00:47:02,390 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 3: Um, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I'm going to

1096
00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:10,379
Speaker 3: read the longest one. I don't know what it says.

1097
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 5: Ashley says, has reading slash covering a specific story made

1098
00:47:15,219 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 5: you change your behavior? For example, I compulsively lock my

1099
00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:20,910
Speaker 5: car after I get out. Thanks to a campus alert

1100
00:47:20,930 --> 00:47:23,370
Speaker 5: I received on college about a man climbing into unlocked

1101
00:47:23,390 --> 00:47:26,069
Speaker 5: cars and waiting until people had driven off campus to

1102
00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:30,370
Speaker 5: sit up and carjack them. Yeah, that's a horrifying story.

1103
00:47:30,610 --> 00:47:33,969
Speaker 5: I think that I was already paranoid to begin with.

1104
00:47:34,790 --> 00:47:37,270
Speaker 5: But I guess I just got paranoid or.

1105
00:47:37,930 --> 00:47:38,169
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1106
00:47:38,430 --> 00:47:38,750
Speaker 5: You know?

1107
00:47:39,170 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 3: Well, you know the thing... Like, we were talking about

1108
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:41,620
Speaker 3: this the other night, but.

1109
00:47:42,210 --> 00:47:46,029
Speaker 2: I think I'm just suspicious of people who seem like

1110
00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:49,490
Speaker 2: they've got like there's nothing going on. Like those people

1111
00:47:49,510 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 2: who are like in a good mood all the time,

1112
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 2: like a positive and upbeat or whatever. I'm just like,

1113
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,460
Speaker 2: you're not fucking fooling me.

1114
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 3: I think so.

1115
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:57,299
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1116
00:47:57,340 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 3: You think people are hiding shit more now?

1117
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 2: The more even keel and like well adjusted you seem

1118
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 2: to be to me because I don't believe.

1119
00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 3: People are really like that. You must think I'm crazy. No,

1120
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 3: I think. No, I think you're the safest person. No,

1121
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 3: it just the veneer. Like, what's this veneer for?

1122
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,739
Speaker 2: Like the people, the people that are like, well, I

1123
00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:24,339
Speaker 2: do my CrossFit every morning and then I fucking do

1124
00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:24,980
Speaker 2: this and I do that.

1125
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 3: And there's no outer show that you are hurt, broken,

1126
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,739
Speaker 3: affected or whatever, where it's like, oh, are you a sociopath?

1127
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,700
Speaker 3: So people who won't show any vulnerability. Yeah.

1128
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 2: People who just they've like the outer presentation is perfection.

1129
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 3: I'm just I don't buy it. Yeah. I like that. Okay,

1130
00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 3: you go. Wait, did you answer?

1131
00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: No.

1132
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:56,750
Speaker 3: Okay. I agree. Okay, how about this one? Rachel asks.

1133
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,060
Speaker 2: If you could have been a fly on the wall

1134
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: in a police station for any past murder investigation, which investigation.

1135
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,580
Speaker 3: Would you choose and why? That's good.

1136
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 5: Well, of course, I want to say East Area Rapist

1137
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 5: right off the bat. I think more so than the investigation,

1138
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,299
Speaker 5: I want to be a fly on the wall for

1139
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,169
Speaker 5: an interrogation.

1140
00:49:12,190 --> 00:49:12,260
Speaker 1: Yes.

1141
00:49:12,930 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 3: Like to me, that sounds so fun.

1142
00:49:16,030 --> 00:49:18,700
Speaker 5: And like when I watch them, I watch them on,

1143
00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 5: you know, true crime shows. I am obsessed with that

1144
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,779
Speaker 5: part and I want to watch the whole fucking thing. Yeah.

1145
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:29,100
Speaker 3: So I bet it was so fun to fucking interrogate.

1146
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,489
Speaker 3: Golden State Killer. Yeah, I mean, I would absolutely love.

1147
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:37,590
Speaker 2: I know that's very like of the moment, but it

1148
00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:40,069
Speaker 2: really is just I want to know everything that's going on.

1149
00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:41,850
Speaker 2: And it drives me crazy that we don't get a

1150
00:49:41,930 --> 00:49:44,430
Speaker 2: direct line of like, well, this happened yesterday.

1151
00:49:44,450 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 5: I think I would also love actually is Burke Ramsey's.

1152
00:49:51,830 --> 00:49:55,630
Speaker 5: A childhood, child psychologist interrogation.

1153
00:49:55,930 --> 00:49:56,380
Speaker 3: Nice one.

1154
00:49:56,390 --> 00:49:58,390
Speaker 5: That's like, there's a little bit of footage we can watch,

1155
00:49:58,430 --> 00:50:01,940
Speaker 5: but I want to fucking listen in on all of it.

1156
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 3: And I also want to.

1157
00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:06,299
Speaker 5: Be seated next to a child psychologist who can tell

1158
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,580
Speaker 5: me what's going on and why.

1159
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:07,670
Speaker 4: Yes.

1160
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,500
Speaker 5: Like, he's saying this because of this. That is a

1161
00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 5: bad sign right there. Like, all that cranny. Yes.

1162
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,500
Speaker 3: Crazy shit. Yeah, yeah.

1163
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,340
Speaker 2: Where there's things that are indicators that you wouldn't necessarily

1164
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: know unless you're a real expert.

1165
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:18,700
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1166
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 2: I think that's also why I really, really did love

1167
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,630
Speaker 2: Mindhunter so much, because any other thing that you could

1168
00:50:24,670 --> 00:50:27,009
Speaker 2: pick apart or have a complaint with, because that's all

1169
00:50:27,090 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 2: anyone does anymore is pick things apart. But I found

1170
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,259
Speaker 2: it so satisfying that there was that moment where he

1171
00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:35,750
Speaker 2: was sitting there just having a chat with Ed Kemper.

1172
00:50:36,150 --> 00:50:38,930
Speaker 2: And there was nothing in you that didn't totally believe

1173
00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:42,689
Speaker 2: that was Ed Kemper. And that's really what it is.

1174
00:50:43,230 --> 00:50:45,770
Speaker 2: I don't like the celebrity of serial killers or whatever.

1175
00:50:46,030 --> 00:50:49,780
Speaker 2: But I am fascinated with what happens when a brain

1176
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,860
Speaker 2: goes and someone just is following their own crazy logic

1177
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,220
Speaker 2: to that degree.

1178
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:55,460
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1179
00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:58,130
Speaker 3: But they can actually tell you about it.

1180
00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:58,610
Speaker 1: Right.

1181
00:50:58,810 --> 00:51:00,230
Speaker 3: But that's exactly the way I'd want to do it

1182
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:02,850
Speaker 3: where it's not really the real person. Yeah. And it's,

1183
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 3: you know. You know that our Ed Kemper, our actor friend.

1184
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,540
Speaker 3: Our boy Ed Kemper. Ed Kemper, he's in Barry.

1185
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:11,630
Speaker 5: Yes.

1186
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,060
Speaker 3: The TV show, which is so exciting.

1187
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 2: He's in it and the Yellow King from the first

1188
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 2: season of The True Detective.

1189
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 3: Right. That guy's an incredible actor. So good.

1190
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,700
Speaker 5: That show, the fucking, the guy who plays the bald headed,

1191
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:26,660
Speaker 5: the shaved headed.

1192
00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 3: gangster oh my god i love him so much.

1193
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,100
Speaker 2: He's such a fascinating faced person yeah but that yellow

1194
00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 2: king man when he shows up anywhere because he was

1195
00:51:38,219 --> 00:51:40,420
Speaker 2: that he's been all these things where every.

1196
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,410
Speaker 3: Time he shows up you're like hold on i know

1197
00:51:42,430 --> 00:51:42,930
Speaker 3: that face.

1198
00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:44,350
Speaker 5: I didn't know vince knew he had to show me

1199
00:51:44,370 --> 00:51:46,750
Speaker 5: a photo from that show to be like remember i

1200
00:51:46,910 --> 00:51:48,070
Speaker 5: i didn't remember.

1201
00:51:47,770 --> 00:51:49,790
Speaker 2: That's the thing was like i wish people would save

1202
00:51:49,810 --> 00:51:53,089
Speaker 2: their saying people are genius actors or whatever for shit

1203
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:55,290
Speaker 2: like that where it's like have they ever made you

1204
00:51:55,410 --> 00:51:58,950
Speaker 2: truly believe they were an entirely different person because that's

1205
00:51:58,989 --> 00:51:59,850
Speaker 2: good acting.

1206
00:51:59,590 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 3: So good should we do one more sure keep going

1207
00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 3: yeah I think we can wrap this.

1208
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:09,340
Speaker 5: Down yeah if you could be on a jury Sheila

1209
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,859
Speaker 5: says open back stairs are the most terrifying things ever

1210
00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:16,790
Speaker 5: right open back stairs yeah like I think like my

1211
00:52:16,830 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 5: stairs right here where like someone can grab your ankle Oh,

1212
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:24,030
Speaker 5: on the ground. I was like, aren't they all open bags?

1213
00:52:25,670 --> 00:52:28,210
Speaker 5: You mean like a slide that's covered? How would it

1214
00:52:28,290 --> 00:52:30,009
Speaker 5: not be open bag?

1215
00:52:30,950 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 3: Oh, so like almost like 70s modern stairs.

1216
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1217
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.

1218
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,060
Speaker 1: Sure.

1219
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 3: How about, Lily wants.

1220
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,259
Speaker 5: To know, in which era of U.S. history do you

1221
00:52:42,300 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 5: think it would be easiest to get away with a murder?

1222
00:52:46,610 --> 00:52:49,230
Speaker 3: I mean, Wild West, right? Yeah. Or any time.

1223
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:52,150
Speaker 5: I'm always shocked at any time that they solve a murder,

1224
00:52:52,190 --> 00:52:53,940
Speaker 5: like before the 1930s.

1225
00:52:54,510 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it was amazing how it was just

1226
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 2: like the murder. This crime scene would get discovered and

1227
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 2: immediately 17 reporters would be standing in the blood.

1228
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 3: And they would be chain smoking in it. Yeah. And

1229
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 3: like spitting gum into. I mean, it's so crazy. Yeah.

1230
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,500
Speaker 5: I wonder what your answer would be to this, because

1231
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,859
Speaker 5: this might not be a good area, but in case

1232
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:21,580
Speaker 5: you do have an answer.

1233
00:53:22,340 --> 00:53:26,580
Speaker 3: Julie asks, what are your favorite fictional crime shows? Oh, fictional?

1234
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:30,970
Speaker 3: I did like Cold Case. Cold Case, the one with

1235
00:53:30,989 --> 00:53:33,509
Speaker 3: the blonde girl? Yeah. With all the hair? Yeah.

1236
00:53:33,690 --> 00:53:35,630
Speaker 5: I don't watch that many of those. They're just not

1237
00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:37,450
Speaker 5: my thing. But of course, Law and Order is just

1238
00:53:37,489 --> 00:53:38,969
Speaker 5: like fucking epic and amazing.

1239
00:53:38,989 --> 00:53:39,530
Speaker 4: So good.

1240
00:53:40,190 --> 00:53:40,850
Speaker 3: What's yours?

1241
00:53:40,870 --> 00:53:41,730
Speaker 5: I like.

1242
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,180
Speaker 3: Killing Eve is out right now. And I like that

1243
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 3: a lot.

1244
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:44,700
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.

1245
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 3: I heard that's good. It's really, Sandra Oh is such

1246
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 3: a fucking badass.

1247
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 2: Someone said, I think it's Emily Nussbaum, who is a

1248
00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:54,700
Speaker 2: reporter for, I think, the New York Times. But I

1249
00:53:54,739 --> 00:53:57,650
Speaker 2: follow her on Twitter. And she was like, she was

1250
00:53:57,790 --> 00:54:00,430
Speaker 2: raving about that show. She was like, I love it.

1251
00:54:00,450 --> 00:54:01,370
Speaker 2: It's making me so happy.

1252
00:54:01,390 --> 00:54:01,890
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good.

1253
00:54:03,430 --> 00:54:07,410
Speaker 2: I mean, I definitely grew up and like, Law and

1254
00:54:07,469 --> 00:54:08,930
Speaker 2: order kept me alive when I used to have to

1255
00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:11,779
Speaker 2: do the road because I would go and have these,

1256
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:16,469
Speaker 2: I mean, horrific nights of just terrible eating it in

1257
00:54:16,530 --> 00:54:19,670
Speaker 2: like one nighters and terrible bars.

1258
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 3: And just bad shit where I was like, I didn't

1259
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 3: want to be there. They didn't want me there.

1260
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,860
Speaker 2: Everything about it was like not fun, which I lost

1261
00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:31,020
Speaker 2: the point entirely of like, this is what you're supposed

1262
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 2: to be just having fun with people.

1263
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:33,780
Speaker 3: But it was awful.

1264
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 2: And then I would go back to my hotel room

1265
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,700
Speaker 2: and just lock the door, turn the lights off, turn

1266
00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:41,500
Speaker 2: the TV on, get room service and watch Law and Order.

1267
00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:43,700
Speaker 3: And it was like. taking a hot bath. It was

1268
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:44,339
Speaker 3: my hot bath.

1269
00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:44,660
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1270
00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:47,500
Speaker 2: And I, it began to, then it, I realized it

1271
00:54:47,540 --> 00:54:49,660
Speaker 2: was on all the time and everywhere. And I could

1272
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: have that hot bath feeling whenever I wanted.

1273
00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1274
00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:59,230
Speaker 2: And Sam Waterston is the OG, like something about that guy. Yeah. I, like,

1275
00:54:59,290 --> 00:55:02,890
Speaker 2: I love the, the subtle storyline that he's kind of

1276
00:55:02,950 --> 00:55:05,130
Speaker 2: always fucking the female DA that works with him.

1277
00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 3: There's always some weird, like, they're not overt.

1278
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:10,930
Speaker 2: But, like, one time they'll say one thing about how

1279
00:55:10,950 --> 00:55:12,750
Speaker 2: he's having an affair with this person, except for not

1280
00:55:12,830 --> 00:55:16,350
Speaker 2: Angie Harmon. She was way too hot for Sam Waterston.

1281
00:55:17,630 --> 00:55:25,009
Speaker 3: I love it. That's good. Okay, we are back, and

1282
00:55:25,050 --> 00:55:26,439
Speaker 3: we're here to talk escape rooms.

1283
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,620
Speaker 2: I think it's really important to give people an honest

1284
00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 2: escape room update.

1285
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 3: It's now 2026.

1286
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:37,230
Speaker 2: This was recorded in 2018. You've had all this time.

1287
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:40,029
Speaker 3: Have you gone to an escape room?

1288
00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:42,990
Speaker 1: We've given you so much fucking time.

1289
00:55:43,110 --> 00:55:43,690
Speaker 3: Eight years.

1290
00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:50,979
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I've been busy protesting and fucking fighting the band.

1291
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: So if you could. No, I have not. Have you?

1292
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:53,820
Speaker 3: Me either.

1293
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 2: No, no.

1294
00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 3: I can't.

1295
00:55:55,739 --> 00:55:59,090
Speaker 2: I think over the years, even the curiosity has waned.

1296
00:55:59,370 --> 00:56:01,570
Speaker 2: And now I don't care how they work and I

1297
00:56:01,610 --> 00:56:04,180
Speaker 2: don't care. the kind of fun you could get up

1298
00:56:04,219 --> 00:56:09,500
Speaker 2: to inside. And it makes me simply tired and or

1299
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,299
Speaker 2: anxious to think about being inside one.

1300
00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:11,860
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1301
00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: Like I can't hang out in a red light therapy

1302
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,739
Speaker 1: fucking machine for 10 minutes. How am I going to

1303
00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:19,810
Speaker 1: go in a room that's locked? And that's not even

1304
00:56:19,850 --> 00:56:20,330
Speaker 1: good for me.

1305
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:21,850
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? That's right.

1306
00:56:22,450 --> 00:56:25,350
Speaker 1: I'm not getting anything out of this, but feeling stupid.

1307
00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:28,410
Speaker 3: Yeah. You would feel stupid. Would you go though?

1308
00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 2: If it were red light therapy all in the room

1309
00:56:31,660 --> 00:56:32,980
Speaker 2: as you were trying to solve.

1310
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,460
Speaker 3: Actually, yes.

1311
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 1: That would be a really great way to get me

1312
00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:38,460
Speaker 1: to do something.

1313
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:41,060
Speaker 3: Yeah. Now we're getting things done. Now we're, what do

1314
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,500
Speaker 3: you call it? Multitasking.

1315
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: College now has red light therapy in all of its classes.

1316
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:50,820
Speaker 2: Oh, well. If there's serums, as you solve every clue,

1317
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 2: you get another serum to layer on your skin.

1318
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 1: Totally.

1319
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,620
Speaker 3: Oh, I would do it for that.

1320
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,180
Speaker 1: Are corn pops still, though people want to know, are

1321
00:56:57,219 --> 00:56:59,060
Speaker 1: corn pops still your favorite cereal?

1322
00:56:59,380 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 2: Yes, although I will say this, and I am so

1323
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,020
Speaker 2: screwed up right now from jet lag that I don't.

1324
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,180
Speaker 1: Know what's up. Yeah, I know, I can tell. You yawned,

1325
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,299
Speaker 1: and I said to myself, I don't think I've actually

1326
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: ever seen you yawn. Like, I know you're tired, but I, like,

1327
00:57:13,469 --> 00:57:15,750
Speaker 1: you know, you've been tired. I don't think I've ever

1328
00:57:15,850 --> 00:57:17,010
Speaker 1: seen you yawn.

1329
00:57:17,070 --> 00:57:17,710
Speaker 3: You know what it is?

1330
00:57:17,930 --> 00:57:20,510
Speaker 2: Because I normally, I'm a professional, and I save it

1331
00:57:20,570 --> 00:57:23,330
Speaker 2: for my private time. But I'm in that, I'm in

1332
00:57:23,370 --> 00:57:25,050
Speaker 2: like a weird zone where I don't know what time

1333
00:57:25,090 --> 00:57:27,729
Speaker 2: of day it is and what's going on. But today

1334
00:57:27,770 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm hungry. Like there was nothing I

1335
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,780
Speaker 2: could do about it. And then I just ate like

1336
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,780
Speaker 2: three bowls of cereal in a row. And it was

1337
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 2: Raisin Bran Crunch and it was so good.

1338
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 3: Okay.

1339
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1340
00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:41,180
Speaker 3: Is that just me in a weird spot?

1341
00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:44,890
Speaker 1: Maybe. It's good. It's close to what mine is, Raisin

1342
00:57:44,930 --> 00:57:47,490
Speaker 1: Nut Bran. I think I told you recently they make

1343
00:57:47,570 --> 00:57:49,910
Speaker 1: peanut butter Chex now too.

1344
00:57:49,950 --> 00:57:50,690
Speaker 5: What? Yeah.

1345
00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:52,790
Speaker 3: You did tell me that and I forgot. Maybe that's

1346
00:57:53,050 --> 00:57:53,370
Speaker 3: what we need.

1347
00:57:53,410 --> 00:57:54,550
Speaker 1: That's all I talk about these days.

1348
00:57:54,970 --> 00:57:57,410
Speaker 5: What if we, what if we have a fan cult

1349
00:57:57,430 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 5: video where we just eat cereal really loud and it'll

1350
00:58:00,740 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 5: be my sister's nightmare.

1351
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,380
Speaker 1: Out of giant bowls with giant spoons. Okay.

1352
00:58:04,580 --> 00:58:06,750
Speaker 3: And be like, it's good. I do like it.

1353
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,500
Speaker 1: It's good. Any other updates?

1354
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,620
Speaker 3: When's the last time you've been to Tam O'Shanter?

1355
00:58:12,060 --> 00:58:14,340
Speaker 1: Oh, it's been a while. Like, what's the point of

1356
00:58:14,380 --> 00:58:15,820
Speaker 1: going if I can't have a martini?

1357
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:16,580
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

1358
00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:21,060
Speaker 2: You can feel the old alcoholism in the wood in

1359
00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:21,620
Speaker 2: that place.

1360
00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:26,870
Speaker 1: Like the bartenders are like leaving their AA meetings for sure.

1361
00:58:27,990 --> 00:58:28,450
Speaker 3: You know what?

1362
00:58:28,650 --> 00:58:31,490
Speaker 5: The reason to do it, though, is that beautiful, freshly

1363
00:58:31,570 --> 00:58:34,700
Speaker 5: roasted turkey because it's hard to get your hands on

1364
00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:35,220
Speaker 5: these days.

1365
00:58:35,450 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: But they don't have the carving station anymore. Do you

1366
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: know that?

1367
00:58:38,210 --> 00:58:38,890
Speaker 3: No, why?

1368
00:58:38,910 --> 00:58:42,110
Speaker 1: Yeah, post-pandemic. They just don't do that anymore.

1369
00:58:42,410 --> 00:58:44,230
Speaker 3: I need to see them cut that turkey.

1370
00:58:44,610 --> 00:58:48,790
Speaker 1: Totally. And then, no, I think we'd go now, because

1371
00:58:48,830 --> 00:58:51,380
Speaker 1: we were talking about going for Christmas, and then Vince

1372
00:58:51,390 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: wants to go to the Smokehouse instead. Oh, yeah.

1373
00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:59,420
Speaker 3: That's a little bit more of a, there's more action

1374
00:58:59,460 --> 00:59:00,220
Speaker 3: at the Smokehouse.

1375
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,300
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I do love a seat at the bar

1376
00:59:02,380 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 1: at the Tam O'Shantern with a fucking cold ass martini.

1377
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:06,300
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1378
00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: Man. And some corned beef.

1379
00:59:08,830 --> 00:59:09,590
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1380
00:59:09,830 --> 00:59:12,190
Speaker 5: It sounds like you used to be like an executive

1381
00:59:12,230 --> 00:59:13,740
Speaker 5: from Xerox where you're just like.

1382
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 3: You know, get that cold beef at one o'clock in

1383
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:17,890
Speaker 3: the afternoon.

1384
00:59:17,910 --> 00:59:19,290
Speaker 1: Those were the days.

1385
00:59:19,530 --> 00:59:22,310
Speaker 3: Six martinis and drive home. That used to be how

1386
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:23,730
Speaker 3: it worked. Oh, God.

1387
00:59:23,870 --> 00:59:27,890
Speaker 1: Okay. Frances McDormand and the Olsen twins. Pretty great.

1388
00:59:28,170 --> 00:59:30,950
Speaker 5: The Olsen twins is such a good answer for who's

1389
00:59:31,010 --> 00:59:32,689
Speaker 5: going to play you.

1390
00:59:32,950 --> 00:59:34,780
Speaker 1: I could not in a million years have guessed that

1391
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,780
Speaker 1: I said that. Like, not in a million years.

1392
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,540
Speaker 3: So funny.

1393
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,940
Speaker 2: There is a part of this, and it took me

1394
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 2: a really long time to realize it, We just have

1395
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:48,490
Speaker 2: old conversations recorded. Like, that's a really funny thing of just, like,

1396
00:59:48,590 --> 00:59:49,810
Speaker 2: ourselves from 10 years ago.

1397
00:59:50,590 --> 00:59:51,290
Speaker 3: Totally.

1398
00:59:51,430 --> 00:59:51,930
Speaker 1: Totally.

1399
00:59:52,650 --> 00:59:53,030
Speaker 2: All right.

1400
00:59:53,170 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 1: Well, let's get into listener questions for Stephen. Oh, I

1401
00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,500
Speaker 1: love this.

1402
01:00:06,610 --> 01:00:08,330
Speaker 3: Do you think we've done it? I think we did it.

1403
01:00:08,450 --> 01:00:09,150
Speaker 3: Was that long enough?

1404
01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:12,450
Speaker 4: It was about an hour. Well, sorry. That's about an hour.

1405
01:00:12,950 --> 01:00:15,380
Speaker 3: All right. It was long enough that Stephen's voice shut down.

1406
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 3: Stephen lost his voice. Should we ask Stephen a couple questions? Yes. Here,

1407
01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 3: let me find one. Stephen, pen or pencil? Uh-oh.

1408
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,980
Speaker 5: Let me ask you who that's from. Brianna wants to know,

1409
01:00:26,020 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 5: do you prefer using pen or pencil?

1410
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,030
Speaker 4: Pen.

1411
01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:31,230
Speaker 3: Okay. Good one, Brianna. Okay.

1412
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: Okay, wait.

1413
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,910
Speaker 4: Just because I write weird and so I smudge.

1414
01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:41,130
Speaker 3: Oh, with the side of your hand? Yeah. What about... Steven, what... Steven!

1415
01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 5: Steven, Kate wants to know what your death row meal,

1416
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 5: your death sentence meal would be.

1417
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,340
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good one. Let's all say ours.

1418
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:50,660
Speaker 5: Okay.

1419
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 3: Uh.

1420
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 4: Because I feel like it's guilty pleasure, right?

1421
01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:54,380
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1422
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,030
Speaker 4: You need to go out on a high note.

1423
01:00:56,070 --> 01:00:58,570
Speaker 3: It's your last anything you get to eat on this planet.

1424
01:00:58,590 --> 01:01:00,930
Speaker 3: Comfort food. Anything that makes you happy. I think I

1425
01:01:00,930 --> 01:01:04,230
Speaker 3: already said mine is cheese plate, corn dogs, and deviled eggs.

1426
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:06,750
Speaker 3: You're sticking with your Cleveland meal? Sticking with it and champagne.

1427
01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:09,110
Speaker 4: Kraft macaroni and cheese.

1428
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:09,900
Speaker 3: Yes.

1429
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 4: With hot dogs.

1430
01:01:11,140 --> 01:01:12,100
Speaker 3: Yes.

1431
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,140
Speaker 4: Pepper on top and ketchup.

1432
01:01:14,820 --> 01:01:18,940
Speaker 5: Nice that sounds disgusting yeah just that just be like

1433
01:01:18,980 --> 01:01:20,100
Speaker 5: a big bowl.

1434
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,850
Speaker 3: Almost like a mac and cheese hot dog.

1435
01:01:22,690 --> 01:01:25,530
Speaker 6: Casserole yeah like the whole box of craft like not

1436
01:01:25,650 --> 01:01:29,270
Speaker 6: just half of it yeah not.

1437
01:01:28,990 --> 01:01:31,730
Speaker 3: A scoop pepper like ground pepper on top.

1438
01:01:31,610 --> 01:01:34,130
Speaker 4: Of it yeah over the so it's got a nice little.

1439
01:01:35,610 --> 01:01:37,740
Speaker 5: That sounds disgusting and i want it immediately and what

1440
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,380
Speaker 5: kind of hot sauce Oh.

1441
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 4: No, just straight up ketchup. Just straight up Heinz ketchup.

1442
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:43,540
Speaker 3: Mixed in it?

1443
01:01:43,580 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 4: With macaroni and cheese.

1444
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 5: Stephen, were you at Abandoned in a children's cafeteria when

1445
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,420
Speaker 5: you were eight years old?

1446
01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:52,020
Speaker 3: You want a high C with that?

1447
01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:55,430
Speaker 6: It just reminds me of like. It just reminds me

1448
01:01:55,490 --> 01:01:57,450
Speaker 6: of when my mom was like, I don't want to cook.

1449
01:01:57,590 --> 01:01:59,770
Speaker 6: I've been working nine to five and I have to

1450
01:01:59,790 --> 01:02:01,870
Speaker 6: pick you up from daycare. And like, I'm just going

1451
01:02:01,910 --> 01:02:04,410
Speaker 6: to throw that craft in the, in the thing. You

1452
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:06,110
Speaker 6: heat it for like five minutes.

1453
01:02:06,130 --> 01:02:06,810
Speaker 4: It feels like.

1454
01:02:07,010 --> 01:02:07,690
Speaker 3: It's delicious.

1455
01:02:07,730 --> 01:02:08,470
Speaker 4: Mix it with the cheese.

1456
01:02:08,510 --> 01:02:10,530
Speaker 2: And kids fucking love it. Like they never go, I

1457
01:02:10,530 --> 01:02:12,410
Speaker 2: don't know how to eat this. It's just like, they

1458
01:02:12,450 --> 01:02:14,340
Speaker 2: eat it all. Hot dogs for protein-ish.

1459
01:02:14,570 --> 01:02:14,970
Speaker 1: Yes.

1460
01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 3: Extra sodium. Hot dogs for nitrates.

1461
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,540
Speaker 5: Then if we're doing, if we're doing childhood loves, then

1462
01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:23,100
Speaker 5: I want, I want to change mine to cornmeal pancakes

1463
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 5: for dinner.

1464
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,100
Speaker 3: Oh, and who did that? Janet or Marty? Janet.

1465
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,340
Speaker 5: Pancakes for dinner. We like didn't know we were poor.

1466
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,030
Speaker 5: It's like the most exciting thing.

1467
01:02:32,050 --> 01:02:35,590
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fun time. Yeah. What's yours, Karen? Well, if

1468
01:02:35,630 --> 01:02:39,110
Speaker 3: we're going to do childhood, then it's overcooked chicken breast.

1469
01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:43,450
Speaker 2: Oh, because my mother always was like, oh, oh, pull

1470
01:02:43,490 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 2: that chicken out of the oven. She was like, always

1471
01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:49,459
Speaker 2: forgot it was in there. So overcooked chicken breast, minute

1472
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:53,459
Speaker 2: rice and frozen corn that's been defrosted.

1473
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:54,180
Speaker 3: That's good.

1474
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,620
Speaker 2: And then just like Stephen's saying, I think the seasoning

1475
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 2: is kind of key because that's when all the food

1476
01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:01,540
Speaker 2: my mom made was so bland that you'd.

1477
01:03:01,430 --> 01:03:04,010
Speaker 3: Be like, no, you know what? I will try some pepper. Like,

1478
01:03:04,050 --> 01:03:06,650
Speaker 3: I know I'm only 10, but let's get some seasoning.

1479
01:03:06,690 --> 01:03:10,470
Speaker 3: Lowry's seasoning salt is actually great. Look at onion salt

1480
01:03:10,490 --> 01:03:12,020
Speaker 3: we could use. There's all kinds of things.

1481
01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:14,500
Speaker 5: What about Stouffer's French bread pizzas then?

1482
01:03:15,260 --> 01:03:17,820
Speaker 3: Can we go there? My parents wouldn't buy shit like that. Well,

1483
01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:20,070
Speaker 3: I eat it as an adult, though. Oh, then yes,

1484
01:03:20,110 --> 01:03:21,070
Speaker 3: we can go there. Okay.

1485
01:03:21,430 --> 01:03:23,650
Speaker 2: I feel like Vince made us one of those one

1486
01:03:23,690 --> 01:03:25,370
Speaker 2: time after we were recording for a long time.

1487
01:03:25,390 --> 01:03:28,630
Speaker 3: No, that was like a tombstone something or other. It

1488
01:03:28,670 --> 01:03:32,050
Speaker 3: was good. It was fucking good. Like coming downstairs.

1489
01:03:32,660 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 2: And I think this is the other thing, because we

1490
01:03:34,420 --> 01:03:36,220
Speaker 2: this got pulled out of the equation kind of early

1491
01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:38,140
Speaker 2: where my mom would be like, well, make it yourself.

1492
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 2: She was the queen of make it yourself. So anytime

1493
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 2: someone's like, I whipped up this thing for you. I

1494
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 2: like I just the concept of it makes me like, oh,

1495
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:48,010
Speaker 2: this is the best thing ever.

1496
01:03:48,050 --> 01:03:49,810
Speaker 3: So even when you're dating someone, they're like, let me

1497
01:03:49,830 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 3: make you dinner. Never fucking happened.

1498
01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:53,020
Speaker 5: What?

1499
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 3: I can't remember one person that cooked that I knew.

1500
01:03:56,260 --> 01:03:57,300
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

1501
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,350
Speaker 5: I just gave Stephen a look of like, Stephen, we

1502
01:03:59,390 --> 01:04:01,230
Speaker 5: need to help her.

1503
01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:04,930
Speaker 2: I just in this Q & A show alone realized

1504
01:04:04,970 --> 01:04:08,919
Speaker 2: that I have a bad picker. I just can't pick

1505
01:04:08,940 --> 01:04:09,380
Speaker 2: them at all.

1506
01:04:09,540 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 3: All right. Well, Stephen and I are going to pick

1507
01:04:11,220 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 3: someone for you. It's just because I always date bodybuilders. Oh,

1508
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,020
Speaker 3: stop it.

1509
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 5: You're complaining about people who don't want dessert and then

1510
01:04:18,740 --> 01:04:19,940
Speaker 5: you're dating a bodybuilder?

1511
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:23,020
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm totally joking. Oh, okay. Like, I'm trying

1512
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,939
Speaker 3: to figure out why the fuck. Oh, I get it.

1513
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 3: What am I doing? Because even he would boil a

1514
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,580
Speaker 3: fucking chicken breast for you. I mean, one would hope.

1515
01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 3: Some rice pilaf and a bunch of broccoli. Ooh, rice

1516
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 3: pilaf and broccoli and.

1517
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,010
Speaker 2: What about that rice pilaf that has the weird almonds

1518
01:04:36,070 --> 01:04:38,450
Speaker 2: in it where you're like, are these almonds man-made?

1519
01:04:38,510 --> 01:04:41,570
Speaker 3: Dude, I love that shit. They're good. I'm hungry. Should

1520
01:04:41,590 --> 01:04:42,130
Speaker 3: we get food?

1521
01:04:42,210 --> 01:04:42,490
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1522
01:04:42,770 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 3: All right. Let's do it.

1523
01:04:47,610 --> 01:04:49,190
Speaker 1: Okay. Okay, we're back.

1524
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 3: I don't know why that was so funny.

1525
01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 5: Okay.

1526
01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:54,380
Speaker 3: Okay.

1527
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 4: Okay.

1528
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 3: I don't know why.

1529
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,660
Speaker 1: All right. Should we wrap things up? Clomp everywhere is

1530
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:01,660
Speaker 1: just great.

1531
01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:02,500
Speaker 3: That's so good.

1532
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,320
Speaker 1: I love the word clomp.

1533
01:05:03,730 --> 01:05:04,810
Speaker 3: Clomp is perfect.

1534
01:05:05,770 --> 01:05:09,190
Speaker 2: I love the fact that we talked about death row

1535
01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:10,510
Speaker 2: meals for so.

1536
01:05:10,350 --> 01:05:12,450
Speaker 3: Long in this conversation.

1537
01:05:12,470 --> 01:05:13,669
Speaker 1: It's so inappropriate.

1538
01:05:14,410 --> 01:05:18,540
Speaker 2: Well, but this is an icebreaker conversation that people have.

1539
01:05:18,820 --> 01:05:22,020
Speaker 2: And we will not be going down for that because

1540
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,220
Speaker 2: that's what everyone talks about. All right.

1541
01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:27,110
Speaker 1: But if we were naming this episode today... Based on

1542
01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:28,430
Speaker 1: some of the shit we said.

1543
01:05:28,710 --> 01:05:31,090
Speaker 2: Hard to beat Clomp Everywhere, but we could do The

1544
01:05:31,130 --> 01:05:35,990
Speaker 2: Clock is Aliens, which was very high concept for this episode.

1545
01:05:36,010 --> 01:05:42,220
Speaker 1: Thank you. We could do So Much Cuteness Available.

1546
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1547
01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 3: A lot of that. Of course, The Staunchest Paleoist. A

1548
01:05:47,780 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 3: lot of good ones in this.

1549
01:05:49,550 --> 01:05:51,330
Speaker 1: And then, of course, both Olsen twins.

1550
01:05:51,370 --> 01:05:54,860
Speaker 2: Both Olsen twins, I think, is the clear second place

1551
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,300
Speaker 2: to clomp everywhere.

1552
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,660
Speaker 1: Do you think that an Olsen twin has ever listened

1553
01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,980
Speaker 1: to an episode of this podcast?

1554
01:06:00,820 --> 01:06:01,740
Speaker 3: God, I'd be honored.

1555
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: I know, me too.

1556
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:07,050
Speaker 3: Such legends. Totally. And just passionate smokers.

1557
01:06:07,070 --> 01:06:09,970
Speaker 1: Pros, legends, smokers.

1558
01:06:10,370 --> 01:06:12,610
Speaker 3: What more do you want? They've seen it all. They've

1559
01:06:12,630 --> 01:06:13,150
Speaker 3: done it all.

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Speaker 2: Well, and a perfect ending for this episode, this week's

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Speaker 2: episode of Rewind.

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Speaker 1: Let's say goodbye to Mary-Kate and Ashley in 2018.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for listening to this fucking weird Q & A.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back home in the U.S. of A next week.

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Speaker 5: We'll be back on brand when our big tour is over.

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Speaker 3: That's right. So thanks for listening. Stay sexy. And don't

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Speaker 3: get murdered. Goodbye. Hey Elvis, you want a cookie? Whoa.

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Speaker 5: He's like, you guys have been making me hungry this

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Speaker 5: whole fucking time.