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<v Speaker 1>right now in the air everywhere, even on a Sunday. Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>in a spin off of the radio show, The Overnight Show,

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<v Speaker 1>and clearly four hours each night not enough. Under the

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<v Speaker 1>cover of darkness and The great thing about podcasting is

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<v Speaker 1>it's on whenever you want it. You can listen in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the night, or you can listen early

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning on the sun's up. You can sit

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<v Speaker 1>on the beach, you can sit by the lake, in

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<v Speaker 1>the mountains, in the snow, and the sun doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the beauty of podcasting. And this a mailbag podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Will mix in a wee bit we bit of pop quiz.

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<v Speaker 1>But David Gascon is still here. He's not checked out

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<v Speaker 1>there West of the four oh five. No, no, not

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<v Speaker 1>at all. In fact, I have a fascinating story that

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<v Speaker 1>was that was directed to me and I passed along

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<v Speaker 1>to you. It makes me, it makes me thank our

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<v Speaker 1>friend from from the Greater Lone Stars State of Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a pilot um. The Chinese up to some interesting

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<v Speaker 1>stuff with our with our government. Did you hear about that? No?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to you want to fill me in on

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<v Speaker 1>this guest. Yes. Yes. Vice News actually reported this a

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<v Speaker 1>few days ago. They said China. China's government is apologizing

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<v Speaker 1>because it forced Joe Biden's staff to submit to anal

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<v Speaker 1>COVID exams. Fifty members of Biden's staff. We're subject to

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<v Speaker 1>anal uh penetration on one or more occasions from the

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese Communist Party doctors. Well, you gotta really make sure

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<v Speaker 1>the COVID doesn't get up your asshole. What are we doing? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I'm a pilots nice you know, journal of

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<v Speaker 1>how he went from the United States to to the Orient. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well is that now? Is that your favorite story? Because

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite story this week was the Mr Potato Head

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<v Speaker 1>story that that is my favorite? What the fuck man?

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's a potato people or potato and Coca

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<v Speaker 1>Cola oreos, Like, what the funk are we doing in

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<v Speaker 1>the United States? Uh? Pretty wild, man, Pretty wild? Pretty

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<v Speaker 1>pretty wild. But let's get into this gascon we've got

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<v Speaker 1>before we get through the mail bag. We've got pop

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<v Speaker 1>quiz time is of the essence, as you know here

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<v Speaker 1>time you're not because of me. I would sit here forever.

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<v Speaker 1>But you, of course you claim you have things to do.

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<v Speaker 1>We have no evidence that that is actually the case.

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<v Speaker 1>But so when I work with you, it's like bobbing

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<v Speaker 1>and weaving, bob and weave when I work with you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so pop quiz. These are random things we

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<v Speaker 1>found around the internet that are interesting. I will ask gascon.

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<v Speaker 1>But really I'm asking you. I'm asking you, as a

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<v Speaker 1>consumer of the podcast, to play along in your head.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to speak out loud if there's other

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<v Speaker 1>people around. Most people listen by themselves. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to give a give an answer. Boom perfect, All right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Uh. Last month in the

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<v Speaker 1>United States, there were about fourteen hundred of these every second,

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred of these every second. Can you give me

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<v Speaker 1>a hand? This is so um. It's involving something that

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<v Speaker 1>baby you have on your possession and I have on

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<v Speaker 1>my position right now. Um, on every session that's loosely

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<v Speaker 1>related to something that you have in your possession right

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<v Speaker 1>now in your pocket. Maybe it's on the table in

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<v Speaker 1>front of you. Drop my car keys. No, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>spam phone calls? Yeah, hundred every second. Who the hell

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<v Speaker 1>is still answering spam calls? I don't know. But we

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<v Speaker 1>got a boatload of those during the elections, did you not? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't not get as many. What Texas? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>get spam Texas? Ohh yeah, Well I got the head

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<v Speaker 1>there's a package we're trying to deliver to your residents,

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<v Speaker 1>and they don't give your name, aim and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't say who you are or your address. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all bullsh of people feel comfortable flirting here. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the place that most people would say, Oh, that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of odd, But people apparently enjoy a little flirtation. Library,

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<v Speaker 1>no hospital. Now about to drive through? You ever gone

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up a big mac and fries and been

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<v Speaker 1>like that? That the young ladies pretty attractive. You might

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<v Speaker 1>want to have some French fries with it, especially in

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<v Speaker 1>and out, because you know, at least those workers they're

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<v Speaker 1>getting well paid too. Everything being relative, of course, but yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so if you're hey, if you're a single, Now does

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<v Speaker 1>it work for the guys too, or the ladies picking

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<v Speaker 1>up on the guys in the drive through? Or is

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<v Speaker 1>it is only the creepy dudes picking up on the ladies?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Or is it all gender neutral people

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<v Speaker 1>picking up? Come? Come on, kid, because I care um

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<v Speaker 1>as myers used to say. But yeah, no, I was

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<v Speaker 1>never good at picking up on anybody I did. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember though, back in my big fast food days, there

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<v Speaker 1>were some attractive ladies that worked at the fast food

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<v Speaker 1>place drive through window. Oh yeah, I don't think it

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<v Speaker 1>mattered Jack in the box, Carlos Jr. In and out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some. My favorite used to call them guess got

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<v Speaker 1>back in the first round draft picks. There's some lottery picks.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I can maybe like second round picks. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I consider D one to be perfect tight, perfect weight.

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<v Speaker 1>And they don't have that, they don't have that fat

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<v Speaker 1>and then and they don't have that fat gene in

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<v Speaker 1>them either, like you could tell the young ones like

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<v Speaker 1>they will or they won't have that fat gene in

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<v Speaker 1>them when they hit thirty and forty. But those are

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<v Speaker 1>the d ones, those are the ones you want to

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<v Speaker 1>keep an eye on. But such as Schmuck, I see,

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<v Speaker 1>I like a little more cushion for the pushing. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm good, not always, though I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want like double wide you know, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>a double wide trailer. I don't like that. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be happy with a full size trailer. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>good for that couple wine trailer. Oh my gosh. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>A new report claims the smell of this makes people

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<v Speaker 1>act more pleasantly towards one another. What is it, Perfumer cologne.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coffee. Actually, wow, coffee. I've never had a cup

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<v Speaker 1>of coffee. I don't mind the smell of coffee, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't it doesn't make me pleasant. People at coffee

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<v Speaker 1>shops are just nice and mellow. And of families say

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<v Speaker 1>they argue about this more than anything else. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>what is politics? Internet usage on the WiFi too much,

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<v Speaker 1>You're playing too many video games on the internet, You're

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<v Speaker 1>watching too many movies et center. About of the Americans

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<v Speaker 1>say this is their favorite thing about the winter. The attire. No,

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<v Speaker 1>the snow, not snow related. It's the warm, fuzzy socks

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<v Speaker 1>you wear. Okay, so was the tire. Yeah, Well, my

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<v Speaker 1>my brother lives in New York. He's lived there for many,

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<v Speaker 1>many years, and when I first went back to visit him,

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<v Speaker 1>it was kind of the wintertime. He said, the most

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<v Speaker 1>important thing, he said, listen to me. He said, you

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me. Bad brother Joe, He said, you listen.

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<v Speaker 1>We you gonna have these socks, these wool socks. Al Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter how cold is, you got these wool socks.

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<v Speaker 1>You're good. And he was right. I mean, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>socks of the key, keep your feet warm. You're good

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<v Speaker 1>to go, yeah, we don't have to worry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know. I you get people in southern California,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about sixty seventy degrees. Females were in ugg boots. Wow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's like fake California cold and it's I

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<v Speaker 1>don't well, it's all souls beyond me. Stereotype giscount. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll stereotype that there's a lot of winter fashion that

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot wear in California because it's not appropriate. So

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<v Speaker 1>you then you try to morph it into fit. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>as well, it's not Minnesota cold, but it's California cold,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can wear this. Yeah, it's like the best

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<v Speaker 1>is when you wear short shorts with ug boots, like

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen females do that a lot. Oh yeah, yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>well it's the stuff I see going to the grocery store. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The percentage of people that go to the grocery store

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<v Speaker 1>to get some eggs wearing pajamas fascinated to me. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you're so lazy, amazy. Alright, Over half of

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<v Speaker 1>all men say they would never want their mothers to

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<v Speaker 1>see this. What is it um their photo gallery or

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<v Speaker 1>their Texas now their Internet browsing, browsing browsing history. It's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much the same. Yeah, all right, the next one.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing pop quiz here. The next one. What do

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<v Speaker 1>of people say they do to help them concentrate when

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<v Speaker 1>driving in really bad weather? Put two hands in the

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<v Speaker 1>steering wheel. Uh? No, they pray, They pray, go to

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<v Speaker 1>a higher power. Yeah. Have you ever been in such

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<v Speaker 1>terrible weather that you just pulled over to the side

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<v Speaker 1>of the road and said, that's it, I'm gonna check

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<v Speaker 1>out for a little bit and wait for this to pass. No, never,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no. Well, actually that's not technically true. I

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<v Speaker 1>was driving through from Buffalo down to in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of New York, from Buffalo down to New York City,

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<v Speaker 1>um and and uh anyways, the weather was terribles, a

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<v Speaker 1>big storm, like a lake driven storm, and I could

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<v Speaker 1>not see. There was so much water on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't see in front or behind. I saw. I

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<v Speaker 1>could barely see some some red lights like the cars

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<v Speaker 1>were stopped. I literally stopped on the New York exp

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<v Speaker 1>Us Way because the rain was so horrific. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>see anything. And I know you're not supposed to do that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I I'm here to talk about it. So I survived.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Now, have you ever prayed while you're on

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<v Speaker 1>a fight? Um? Yeah, you know with turbinus. Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>had so. Yeah, I don't know. I usually want to

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<v Speaker 1>go on a flight I come to terms with I

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<v Speaker 1>might not make it off the flight going in, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this could be the end, you know, Um hey, goodbye,

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<v Speaker 1>my weird ghoulish way of looking at that. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would I go on the flat I think, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this could be the end of it, you know, this

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<v Speaker 1>would be the game over. But uh, yeah, when when

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<v Speaker 1>I've only had turbans a few times where it's really nasty,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been on that, like like flight from Denver

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<v Speaker 1>to Hawaii where the engine blew up. I've never been

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<v Speaker 1>on something for four minutes in. Well, they're lucky it

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<v Speaker 1>was four minutes in and not over the Pacific. What

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<v Speaker 1>are they gonna imagine if they were halfway to Hawaii

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<v Speaker 1>from California and what do they do? Then? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess there are some islands out there we don't know about,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm pretty sure there's not runways from now a

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<v Speaker 1>jumbo jet to land on out in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the Pacific. Unbelievable. What I'm a pilot with. He probably

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<v Speaker 1>knows what they would do in that situation. Does water landing? Like? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that guy's sunny, right, you should You should reach out

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<v Speaker 1>to him panhandled for another hat to while you're at it.

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<v Speaker 1>What's great hat by that's in the top five hats

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever got to get the m on it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You're jealous of the hat? The hat's wonderful. Yeah, it's great,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. The average man uses two of these at home,

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<v Speaker 1>but the average woman uses four. What is these at home? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Two of these? Average woman uses four at home. Razor blades? Uh? No, yeah, one?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? Well, some guys no shave. Uh the answer

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<v Speaker 1>is pillows. M hmm yeah, how many pillows to use? Four?

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<v Speaker 1>Your so you're more like the more like the ladies. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I have two bigger pillows and I have two smaller ones.

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<v Speaker 1>And then during the course of summertime, when it gets

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<v Speaker 1>really hot and I wake up in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the night, I have to grab the next closest and

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<v Speaker 1>coldest pillow the other side of the pillow. Yes, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a I love cooling pillows, but they don't last that long.

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<v Speaker 1>So you do have to rotate them. And I I

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<v Speaker 1>am more of the pillow fiend than the wife. I

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<v Speaker 1>use pillows more. How many have I like to be

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<v Speaker 1>surrounded by pillows? I have I know three four something.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in the day before I was was married, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I had like six pillows. I was like a

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<v Speaker 1>six pillow guy. I surrounded myself with pillows. At any

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<v Speaker 1>any point, I always had a pillow with you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can just flip it over at any moment. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>A few more of these all right up until the

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic it was illegal to do this at work in France.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it in France? Yes? Do do do do

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<v Speaker 1>do do do dude, do do do do do do

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<v Speaker 1>eat it I don't know, I don't know. All right

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<v Speaker 1>here it is eat lunch at your desk. Dare not

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<v Speaker 1>going to say that I said to eat, but that

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<v Speaker 1>was too obvious, especially in France. You should do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's food in our keyboards at work. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I I understand, And a lot of it's from when

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<v Speaker 1>me and Jason back in the day eating and it's

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<v Speaker 1>still there. Those are the original keyboards and original computers

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<v Speaker 1>are the entire stock of one million of these were

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<v Speaker 1>amazingly sold in nine. Normally you have an item for sale,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't sell all of them. But the entire stock

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<v Speaker 1>of one million of these were sold in nine. What

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck? It's a it's a toy. Do do Do

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<v Speaker 1>Do Do Do Do Do. It's a toy. Do do Do

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<v Speaker 1>Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do silly

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<v Speaker 1>putty tickle me Elmo, Tickle me Elmo. Not gonna guess that,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, last one, then we'll get to the last one.

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<v Speaker 1>Email bag. There are only twenty five of these in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Though they are often synonymous with major sporting events,

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<v Speaker 1>there's only twenty five of them in the entire world.

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<v Speaker 1>Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do

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<v Speaker 1>Do Do Do do Um championship trophies. Uh No blimps.

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<v Speaker 1>The famous good blimp over the Rose Bowls looking live

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<v Speaker 1>stationed here in Carson, California. That is right, but that

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<v Speaker 1>is technically the air station is east of the four

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<v Speaker 1>oh fim not west of the furrow from now east. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think anyone representing Carson's gonna say west of

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<v Speaker 1>the four or five. Get what I'm saying? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>implying something. Guess, guy, would you like to spend on that? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do in the next We'll do in the next podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>next next week. Okay, alright, mail bag. These are actual

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<v Speaker 1>questions sent in by actual listeners, submitted via Facebook Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Maller's show or The Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>Pierre and Springfield mass right, since it's been what are

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<v Speaker 1>the odds that Bo the show fills in on a

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<v Speaker 1>more permanent basis on the podcast? The two of you

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<v Speaker 1>had a great rapport and he provided that he actually

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<v Speaker 1>he proved rather he actually listens to the show, and

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<v Speaker 1>that he relates to the callers. He also provided great

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<v Speaker 1>feedback to your questions and had witty comebacks. Please let

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<v Speaker 1>me know that's Pierre, It's Bringfield. Well, Pierre, listen. Bo

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<v Speaker 1>was wonderful, as you point out there, just really relatable

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<v Speaker 1>to the common man and tremendous. There a colossal, grandiose

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<v Speaker 1>appearance by Bye both the show there and uh. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we'll be hearing more from both the show, Thank God,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we'll be hearing more. I want to let

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<v Speaker 1>Pierre know that, first of all, Bow is actually engaged.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna get married soon. He is not available for you,

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<v Speaker 1>So you can filatio somebody else if you'd like. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>bow was taken. Sorry about that, move along, Ben Miller. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>interesting reaction there. Uh, this one's from Valls fan, Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>Valls fan Jimmy and Fayetteville, Tennessee has been Have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever stayed at the Cecil Hotel and do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any plans? When they reopened in October, I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>they were reopening. I thought they were permanently closed. The

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<v Speaker 1>see show now. For those who don't know, the Cecil

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<v Speaker 1>Hotel is a legendary hotel on skid Row in l

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<v Speaker 1>A where many people have met their demise. This goes

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<v Speaker 1>back to like the twenties, like this old Hollywood, early

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<v Speaker 1>l A history, Uh, where you know, people would commit

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<v Speaker 1>suicide and they would be murder and it was horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>And they've done documentaries about this and they've been stories

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<v Speaker 1>written about it, and uh, like a bunch of people

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<v Speaker 1>have committed suicide there. There's like a curse on that hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>I generally try to avoid that area. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good French dip place not far away from the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel Cecil that I will go to from time to time.

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<v Speaker 1>And um, but that's that's about it. I mean it really,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing it's different now. Last time I was there,

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<v Speaker 1>actually I went to the World's coolest or oldest or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever bookstore, biggest bookstore, and uh, it's right near skid Row,

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<v Speaker 1>and skid Row had moved. Like there was a point

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<v Speaker 1>of demarcation where like it was like you're in l A.

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<v Speaker 1>It was downtown l A. It was kind of nice,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you crossed the street and it's the hard

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<v Speaker 1>scrabble streets and but yeah, the hotel's right right in

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<v Speaker 1>that area. You you go down that area, guess you've

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<v Speaker 1>been to the hotel Cecil. You want me to book

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<v Speaker 1>your room there. I have driven by their a handful

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<v Speaker 1>of occasions, but I did because the chief used to

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<v Speaker 1>work down there at Parker Center downtown l A. So yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It is fascinating the streets that you drive

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<v Speaker 1>down and you don't want to drive down in l A.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Uh, yeah, I did something pretty delicate. Especially, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the place that is Coals by the way, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>the French dip place. If you're in l A. It's

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<v Speaker 1>right there on Sixth Street and just like a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of steps away from there is the start of what

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<v Speaker 1>what used to be the start of skid Row. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a speak easy attached to that too. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a speech is speakeasy. And that's a famous building.

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<v Speaker 1>That building. Uh well, I'm I'm having a blank here,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's that's a building where in the early days

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<v Speaker 1>of l A. Um there's something something famous happened in

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<v Speaker 1>that build. I forget what, but I'm having a mental

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<v Speaker 1>block here. You know, the Edison, the Edison Factory was

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of blocks down to right. Uh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that was the that was the meat of downtown

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<v Speaker 1>l A. That was the main point there. So isn't

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a main street? Is that the point

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<v Speaker 1>of demarcation for skid Row? Is that? I think it is? Right? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go eastbound on on the ten Freeway, you

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<v Speaker 1>get off on San Pedro Street and then you get

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<v Speaker 1>to Maine and it's uh yeah, So it causes on

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<v Speaker 1>the coals. Is not that it really matters if you're

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<v Speaker 1>not in California, l A. But Coles is on the

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<v Speaker 1>corner of sixth Street and in Maine, which is right there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like the point, it all goes sideways. But I've

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<v Speaker 1>never been to the c SO hoteling like I'm good

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<v Speaker 1>on that. Chris and Iowa writes, and he says, if

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<v Speaker 1>you could interview anyone in the world for your podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>who would it be President Trump? For you? For sure?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd put Trump on. Sure, Yeah, I put Trump on

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<v Speaker 1>because half the people would be freaked out. Elon Musk

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<v Speaker 1>would be a lot of fun. Elon Musk would be good. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just think Joe Rogan would be interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>He does a bunch of podcast to Howard Stern. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can't have Russia on now, unfortunately, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know some people I listened to back in the day

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<v Speaker 1>on radio would be would be neat to have on.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we need to up our game here? Chris and Iowa?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you want to recommend some some bigger names here?

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<v Speaker 1>And you're not satisfied with the quality of the conversations

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<v Speaker 1>we have on our Friday podcast? Can't in Colorado writes

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<v Speaker 1>in on the mail Bag. He says, what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>crazy world are we living in where a twenty two

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<v Speaker 1>year old wannabe gets a fourteen year Mega deal and

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<v Speaker 1>a Hall of Famer Johnny Bench has to not has

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<v Speaker 1>to hawk his memorable here to pay bills. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>happy with the Fernando Dutis Jr. Contract with the projects. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't listen. This is the way life works, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh you know, if if Johnny bench had been born

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<v Speaker 1>and lived the same life, you know, years later, then

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<v Speaker 1>he would be the one getting the three million dollar contract.

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<v Speaker 1>But he wasn't, and he lived in a different ages.

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<v Speaker 1>His salad days when a different age, and that's just

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<v Speaker 1>how it works. So yeah, I mean it's it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>fortunate that Johnny benchkin hawk his memorabilia and be able

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<v Speaker 1>to pay his bills and all that. And Pete Rose

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<v Speaker 1>still can sign a million autographs and the value of

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<v Speaker 1>Pete rose autograph isn't worth much because he signed everything. Uhmas.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was a kid, there was a picture Hall

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<v Speaker 1>of Fame picture Bob Feller, and Bob Feller was in Cleveland,

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<v Speaker 1>Indians guy, and he would sign everything too, but only

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<v Speaker 1>autograph shows. And so his autograph by the time he

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<v Speaker 1>passed away was it was not worth much anything because

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<v Speaker 1>he signed everything. Alright, Adrian in the Mile High City

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<v Speaker 1>Rights and he says he's got a bunch of questions

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<v Speaker 1>he says, betting gascon. He says the Bow show was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, well, this is one of your guy's guest

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<v Speaker 1>He says, listening to the Saturday Pop Quiz portion of

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, he was surprised that people wouldn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>to share a sandwich. Yeah, if you cut said sandwich

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<v Speaker 1>in half, Adrian says, I could understand sharing it, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was talking about strategically biting around the already bitten

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<v Speaker 1>part to share. That's gross. Yeah, I agree with you,

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<v Speaker 1>Adrian's pretty pretty disgusting. Uh. And then he says, my

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<v Speaker 1>family and I had lunch at Ihop recently and we

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<v Speaker 1>are now at fifty percent capacity in the Denver area.

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<v Speaker 1>Inside the restaurant, there were signs at all the tables

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<v Speaker 1>saying masks are required at all times unless you were

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<v Speaker 1>actively eating or drinking. My wife and I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>was ridiculous and kept our masks off during the entire meal.

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<v Speaker 1>Your thoughts, I'm right there with you, Adrian. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's the dumbest thing. Uh. There's a restaurant I've

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<v Speaker 1>spent a lot of time in Orange County in Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a one of my favorite Mexican restaurants. My family

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<v Speaker 1>used to go there as a kid, and I've been

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<v Speaker 1>going there and uh, you know, they have the deal

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<v Speaker 1>with you have to have your mask on. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>like when you stand up, you're supposed to have your

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<v Speaker 1>mask so you can sit down and I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>the corona is no big deal and all, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the rules are so so wonky on this. Not a

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<v Speaker 1>fan guest. Gun people are absolutely crushing Florida and it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's phenomenal. It's laughable now because we had we had

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<v Speaker 1>the big pandemonium about Alabama with their national title and

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<v Speaker 1>people partying in Tuscaloosa, and the same thing with Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>particular Tampa Bay with the Super Bowl and the Bucks

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<v Speaker 1>winning it, and people are on the streets or people

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<v Speaker 1>are on their boat parades and doing that stuff on

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<v Speaker 1>the water. And you look at cases of the coronavirus

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida have decrease and they're even less than the

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<v Speaker 1>state of California, in the state of New York, and

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<v Speaker 1>they've actually had lockdowns. It is fucking laughable. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously a lot of this is just driven by politics,

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<v Speaker 1>but you crush the guys that you want you want,

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<v Speaker 1>and you you celebrate the ones that are are drastically different,

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<v Speaker 1>like a guy like Governor Cuomo. It's it's fucking a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, mean, other countries are doing things drastically

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<v Speaker 1>different too, and they're still living life and the same breath.

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<v Speaker 1>You look at politicians and celebrities, they don't do the

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<v Speaker 1>same ship that are are are required of what the

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<v Speaker 1>common folks are. So it's it's a big fucking joke.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unfortunate, but that's the way it is. Yeah, no, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. And the thing that I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I worry about it, but I just like, how does

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<v Speaker 1>he how do we get out of it? Like so

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:30.399
<v Speaker 1>many political hacks are so invested in the mask and

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<v Speaker 1>the restrictions, and it's like it's it's feeding their egos.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's it. We do need places like Florida and

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<v Speaker 1>in other places that are not run by the Mama

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<v Speaker 1>Lukes who want to have all these restrictions. It's just insane.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm absolutely mean, how can you not pull for Florida?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's so funny to go back and do a

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<v Speaker 1>search on the Internet of all those stories the the

0:25:56.480 --> 0:25:59.960
<v Speaker 1>hack media. We're reporting, Oh my god, everyone's gonna on FLOORA.

0:26:00.240 --> 0:26:04.359
<v Speaker 1>The governor should be put up on murder chargers in

0:26:04.400 --> 0:26:08.720
<v Speaker 1>the world. Yeah, pearl clutching is what we call it,

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:12.359
<v Speaker 1>A lot of pearl clutching, A lot of faux outrage,

0:26:13.080 --> 0:26:16.240
<v Speaker 1>faux outrage. S guys falling chicken, little chicken, little chicken,

0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 1>little this skuy is falling. Uh. Adrian also says, what

0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:22.240
<v Speaker 1>are your thoughts on the Nolan Erinado trade? He says,

0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:24.800
<v Speaker 1>I am so angry. Adrian in the Mile High City

0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:28.480
<v Speaker 1>says so angry with the Rockies front office and Dick

0:26:28.560 --> 0:26:31.560
<v Speaker 1>and Charlie Montfort the owners, that I will not be

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:35.520
<v Speaker 1>a Rocky fan this season. Well, good job by you, Adrian,

0:26:35.600 --> 0:26:38.159
<v Speaker 1>because this is the way I look at this. A

0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:42.679
<v Speaker 1>real fan. You want to be a fan who is loyal,

0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:44.240
<v Speaker 1>but you don't want to be loyal to a fault.

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:47.480
<v Speaker 1>You should be a discerning customer. And if the team's

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:50.760
<v Speaker 1>not trying to win, if the team's not putting an

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:52.960
<v Speaker 1>effort to put a good baseball team on the field,

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:54.520
<v Speaker 1>what the hell are you gonna pay attention to it?

0:26:54.840 --> 0:26:57.880
<v Speaker 1>He says he's gonna be a fan of Doc Mike's team.

0:26:57.920 --> 0:27:01.120
<v Speaker 1>The North Side team in Chicago. He says, they're gonna

0:27:01.119 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 1>be my my second favorite team there. He's gonna follow.

0:27:04.040 --> 0:27:05.720
<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't be bad if he was a Chicago White

0:27:05.720 --> 0:27:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Sox fan either. They should have a pretty good run

0:27:07.600 --> 0:27:13.400
<v Speaker 1>this year. Yeah, one of the darlings of the baseball world.

0:27:12.840 --> 0:27:16.520
<v Speaker 1>In one uh, he says, Gascot, what are the Broncos

0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:19.760
<v Speaker 1>chances of landing DeShawn Watson? Fuck? Danver would have to

0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:22.400
<v Speaker 1>trade the farm, but I think they should do it. Yeah,

0:27:22.440 --> 0:27:24.400
<v Speaker 1>I think they should too. I mean, the last time

0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:26.840
<v Speaker 1>they've actually hit on a quarterback was Manning, and he

0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:28.919
<v Speaker 1>was a free agent obviously at that time. But they've

0:27:29.400 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 1>they've swung and miss since Manning, and they swung and

0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:34.200
<v Speaker 1>missed for a while since Elway retired. I mean, the

0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 1>last good quarterback they had prior to Manning, I think

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:40.600
<v Speaker 1>was Jake Plummer, and even him, he didn't get that

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:43.159
<v Speaker 1>good of a run and Shannon benched him for for

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Jake Cutler. I'd I'd mortgage the farm for a guy

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:48.240
<v Speaker 1>like Deshaun Watson. I know you're not a big Watson fan,

0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 1>but I take Wats off. He's can't even handle Twitter.

0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:55.040
<v Speaker 1>I'd take Watson. I'd take Watson. The overdrew Lock ten

0:27:55.080 --> 0:27:57.719
<v Speaker 1>times with a ten times, so, you know, and they

0:27:57.760 --> 0:28:00.680
<v Speaker 1>got problems everywhere. But the quarterbacks that you ation kinda

0:28:01.240 --> 0:28:05.080
<v Speaker 1>fixes a lot of those things. So necessarily the Texans

0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 1>won four games and they had to Shaun Watson. So

0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:08.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how it fixes a lot of things. Yeah,

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:10.400
<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't the offense that was the problem. Where

0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:12.880
<v Speaker 1>defense was got off a lot of empty stats there,

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 1>my man, I called for the zombie stats. I know,

0:28:15.560 --> 0:28:17.919
<v Speaker 1>I completely agree, but at least you could pole those up.

0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:21.240
<v Speaker 1>Drew Lock can't even do that, right. He's good for

0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:23.280
<v Speaker 1>one or two really good games a year. It was

0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:26.879
<v Speaker 1>against Carolina. He looked like John Elway did. Yeah, he

0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:29.800
<v Speaker 1>looked amazing, look like a world beater. Yeah. Then he

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:33.000
<v Speaker 1>went back to being It looks more like Mark Wilson.

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:37.240
<v Speaker 1>After at the old Raider quarter. There's an outdated reference,

0:28:37.520 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 1>last one from Madre and he says, Ben, please tell

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:44.680
<v Speaker 1>me the story of you almost trampling Casey Cayson in

0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:48.160
<v Speaker 1>the hallway at Fox Sports Radio. Yeah, Adrian, I can

0:28:48.200 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 1>tell you the truncated version of that. So this is

0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 1>many many years ago. Obviously, Casey Cayson passed away a

0:28:53.440 --> 0:28:55.480
<v Speaker 1>number of years ago, Casey Kyson was the one of

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:59.760
<v Speaker 1>the voice actors on Scooby Dooby Doo. He was was Shaggy, right,

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:03.120
<v Speaker 1>he was Shaggy on Scooby Doo. Think he did Transformers too. Yeah,

0:29:03.120 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I did a bunch of stuff and he he hosted.

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:06.960
<v Speaker 1>He was a big part of American pop culture. He

0:29:07.000 --> 0:29:11.400
<v Speaker 1>hosted Casey Cason Countdown Show, which was syndicated on thousands

0:29:11.400 --> 0:29:13.520
<v Speaker 1>of radio stations across the country. He's a legend in

0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 1>my business, in our business, and uh and so anyway, Casey,

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 1>we work out of the premier networks in l A

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 1>and Fox Sports Radio's main studio right across the hall

0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:28.040
<v Speaker 1>was the Casey case In Voice Studio, where Casey Cason

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 1>would go in a little booth and you know, not

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 1>much of anything, and he would sit in there and

0:29:32.880 --> 0:29:36.240
<v Speaker 1>he would voice scripts for the countdown and and do

0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 1>his thing. And so in the early days of Fox

0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Sports Radio, I did a lot of ships. I was

0:29:41.040 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 1>a utility guy. I worked weekends, but then I'd fill

0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:45.760
<v Speaker 1>in during the week and I had one stretch where

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:48.480
<v Speaker 1>for like six months I was doing the show during

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:51.160
<v Speaker 1>the mid days with Chris Myers, the big TV guy

0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>from Fox. I kid because I care, uh Chris Meyers.

0:29:54.360 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I was doing the show with him, and

0:29:55.800 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, I was a pretty big guy at the time.

0:29:57.680 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm still a big guy, but I was much bigger

0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:02.840
<v Speaker 1>than And there's a lunchtime show and I we were

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 1>eating whatever, and I had to go to the bathroom.

0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 1>So I went down the bathroom and and as I

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 1>remember the story, and the stories evolved over the years,

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 1>but this is I remember it today, Adrian. So I

0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:15.040
<v Speaker 1>was in the bathroom. It's getting close to the show

0:30:15.080 --> 0:30:17.520
<v Speaker 1>coming back. I get out of the bathroom. I'd washed

0:30:17.560 --> 0:30:19.640
<v Speaker 1>my hands. I get out of the bathroom, and then

0:30:19.680 --> 0:30:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I hear the music like we're coming back, you know,

0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:24.840
<v Speaker 1>because it was on the speakers in the hallway. And

0:30:25.000 --> 0:30:26.760
<v Speaker 1>so then I start freaking out. I'm like, oh my god,

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna be there. They're back on the year

0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:29.320
<v Speaker 1>Myers is gonna be on there. I need to be

0:30:29.400 --> 0:30:30.920
<v Speaker 1>there with Myers. I'm out of the show. I gotta

0:30:30.960 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 1>be in there. So I start running down this hallway, right,

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I run down the hall to try to get into

0:30:38.520 --> 0:30:41.080
<v Speaker 1>the to the studio so I don't miss any of

0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:42.960
<v Speaker 1>the show. So I it takes me a while to

0:30:43.000 --> 0:30:46.200
<v Speaker 1>build up some some you know speed. So I'm running

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>down the hallway. Then I have to make a quick left,

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 1>and then there's a weird quarter. There's like an intersection

0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:54.600
<v Speaker 1>corner um with another hallway. So I make a left,

0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 1>and then I've got to make a quick right. All right,

0:30:56.920 --> 0:30:58.880
<v Speaker 1>somebody left and the right. And then as as I'm

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<v Speaker 1>making the left and turning right, and I'm I'm right

0:31:02.200 --> 0:31:07.640
<v Speaker 1>near the studio door, a very petite, very small, very fragile,

0:31:07.920 --> 0:31:11.840
<v Speaker 1>very um. You know, I don't want to right right.

0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Fragile is the right word. Casey Casum has come out

0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:17.800
<v Speaker 1>of his little radio booth where he's doing voiceovers. He

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:23.280
<v Speaker 1>then it's time slowed down, because I'm going at a

0:31:23.360 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 1>fit at pretty fair rate of speed. I've almost at

0:31:26.120 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>my destination. Casey comes out of the door. He's standing

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 1>in the hallway, and he freezes and gives me this

0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 1>look like, oh my god, I'm about to meet my maker.

0:31:35.360 --> 0:31:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I am going to die by being

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 1>trampled by this wildebeest. Uh and uh, it was. It

0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:46.320
<v Speaker 1>was that kind of thing. And but fortunately I used

0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 1>a swim technique that I learned in high school football.

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 1>I used the swim technique, and I was able to

0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:57.720
<v Speaker 1>move around Casey Casum to avoid not only his premature demise,

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:01.720
<v Speaker 1>but my demise is I would have never worked in

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:04.840
<v Speaker 1>radio again if I had taken out the Great Casey Caseum.

0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:07.600
<v Speaker 1>So I saved my career, and I saved at least

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 1>for a few years, because I know he passed away

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 1>several years after that, the Great Casey Caseum, And it

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:14.880
<v Speaker 1>was cool. He used to show up to the premiere parties,

0:32:15.000 --> 0:32:17.560
<v Speaker 1>the big premiere radio networks parties that we had back

0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 1>in the day, and I got to meet him a

0:32:20.040 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 1>few times, and he was he was a cool guy,

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:26.320
<v Speaker 1>legend in the business. Casey case Um. I know he's

0:32:26.320 --> 0:32:28.440
<v Speaker 1>alleged and my parents listened to him when they were,

0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:30.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, kids and stuff. So you know, you've been

0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:32.080
<v Speaker 1>around the block a few times when your parents would

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:33.920
<v Speaker 1>listen to somebody on the radio that was that was

0:32:33.920 --> 0:32:38.760
<v Speaker 1>pretty cool. John in Shoreline, Washington rights and he says

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 1>the furthest you've driven in one day. He says he

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:47.560
<v Speaker 1>made it from Sea Adult to Bakersfield seventeen hours last Friday. Well,

0:32:47.560 --> 0:32:51.240
<v Speaker 1>that is impressive. Impressive. John's all downhill right from the

0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:56.640
<v Speaker 1>north of something the furthest I've driven in one day.

0:32:57.760 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 1>I've done the San Francisco l A thing a bit.

0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I've done Sacramento, l A. I've done Phoenix, l A.

0:33:04.120 --> 0:33:06.760
<v Speaker 1>I think that's about it. I'm not and my brother

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:09.840
<v Speaker 1>went to Salt Lake in a day. I've not done that.

0:33:11.360 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 1>What about you, guess? Yeah, I've gone San Diego to Sacramento,

0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 1>San Francisco. Uh, gone to Arizona from l A. And

0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>that's not too long. Probably the fucking longest I've ever

0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 1>had though, not distance wise but time wise, was l

0:33:26.520 --> 0:33:29.600
<v Speaker 1>A to Las Vegas coming back from that on a

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:33.120
<v Speaker 1>Memorial Day weekend on a Monday. And that's a rookie

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:35.480
<v Speaker 1>mistake by you, guess. No, I did kie mistake. I

0:33:35.520 --> 0:33:37.840
<v Speaker 1>did it in the evening time, and it took me

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:42.320
<v Speaker 1>ten fucking hours. It's normally a four and a half

0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:45.240
<v Speaker 1>hour drive from Vegas to l A or back, and

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 1>it took me ten hours. You're better off just going

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:50.280
<v Speaker 1>to like Prim. I was going to Prim and sitting

0:33:50.280 --> 0:33:53.200
<v Speaker 1>there at Buffalo Bills and having a McDonald's and a beer.

0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:57.160
<v Speaker 1>That's it. Go to the little mall there and Prim

0:33:57.200 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 1>which as all the outlet shops. Yeah, that's it John

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:04.120
<v Speaker 1>the jailer from Alan Town. P A right, so, and

0:34:04.120 --> 0:34:06.280
<v Speaker 1>he says, been on the Mallard scale one to ten.

0:34:06.360 --> 0:34:11.440
<v Speaker 1>How excited are you that, Bobby Schmoodra Schmurdra. Is that

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:14.440
<v Speaker 1>how you're saying is out of prison? Funk? Is that?

0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:20.600
<v Speaker 1>Apparently this guy is a Brooklyn rapper? I guess he

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:24.080
<v Speaker 1>was in jail for six years. I don't know who

0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:26.720
<v Speaker 1>you've never have you heard of that? Never heard of him?

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea who that is. Rita writes in

0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:32.520
<v Speaker 1>she says, I heard you say you listen to to

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Art Bell back in the day. What story do you

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 1>remember most about Art? Oh? I love dark the great thing.

0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:41.200
<v Speaker 1>And it's really the gift that separates people on radio

0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:44.040
<v Speaker 1>that are the top people. I'm trying to get to

0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:47.040
<v Speaker 1>that point storytelling and and and the other thing is

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Art could make the most boring, benign topic fascinating. And

0:34:52.239 --> 0:34:56.960
<v Speaker 1>he would put people on his show that most other people,

0:34:57.160 --> 0:34:59.920
<v Speaker 1>most reasonable people would say, this person is a space cadet,

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:05.120
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? And and Art would listen. And

0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 1>this was the gift. He would listen to these people, right,

0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:12.759
<v Speaker 1>who are a cuckoo for cocoa puffs? And you know

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:15.520
<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't mock and ridicule them, and he would listen.

0:35:15.560 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 1>And I remember when he would have the Hollow Earth

0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:20.600
<v Speaker 1>people on, which is ironic because I've had interactions with

0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 1>the Hollow Earth people from doing the Overnight show at Fox,

0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:25.719
<v Speaker 1>and when we were talking about Kyrie and the flat Earth,

0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:27.759
<v Speaker 1>I had some Hollow Earth people call up who still

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:32.120
<v Speaker 1>send me propaganda. Um so that. I also remember meeting Art,

0:35:32.239 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>I got I had a good fortune. Art lived in Nevada,

0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:39.239
<v Speaker 1>did the show from Peumpt, Nevada, famously the Kingdom of

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:41.760
<v Speaker 1>nai You know, I called it the Kingdom of Nine

0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:45.759
<v Speaker 1>because it was in nig County. I guess was the

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:49.800
<v Speaker 1>county he broadcast from. So he says, the Kingdom of Naie.

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 1>But but Art was were you a listener, by the way,

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:55.520
<v Speaker 1>did you listen to it? To Art bell to do?

0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I did not know. Yeah, that was his catch, the

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Kingdom of Nine, and uh yeah, I loved Coast to

0:36:03.640 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Coast and it was yeah, he was from Ni County.

0:36:05.760 --> 0:36:08.319
<v Speaker 1>Then shows from Ni County, Nevada. But but Art, they

0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:13.240
<v Speaker 1>dragged him out to Los Angeles for the premier Christmas

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 1>parties and it was he was at one at the

0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:20.239
<v Speaker 1>the Beverly Hills. Which hotel was it the Hilton? Is

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 1>that the one with the Beverly Hills Hotel? It might

0:36:23.040 --> 0:36:25.759
<v Speaker 1>have been the Yeah, we had one there. There were two,

0:36:25.960 --> 0:36:28.719
<v Speaker 1>two different hotels in Beverly Hills. We had Christmas parties

0:36:28.719 --> 0:36:30.400
<v Speaker 1>that but anyway, they brought in all the big premiere

0:36:30.440 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 1>stars and and Art was there and I briefly met him,

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 1>which was pretty cool. As a radio nerd, that was

0:36:36.760 --> 0:36:38.400
<v Speaker 1>pretty neat. But I just remember listening to Art and

0:36:38.400 --> 0:36:41.280
<v Speaker 1>I uh and the big Art thing was before two thousand,

0:36:41.360 --> 0:36:43.840
<v Speaker 1>the y two K, which everyone thought all the computers

0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:45.720
<v Speaker 1>in the world, we're gonna shut down because we're flipping

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:49.399
<v Speaker 1>from the ear two thousand and Art did so many

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:55.720
<v Speaker 1>shows about that and then like nothing happened, nothing, nothing happened. Um.

0:36:55.800 --> 0:36:57.840
<v Speaker 1>So it was just some of the things that I

0:36:57.880 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 1>remember about Art. But the just a legend, just a

0:37:00.680 --> 0:37:03.279
<v Speaker 1>gift to the overnights, to the nocturnal crowd. Man. I

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:05.399
<v Speaker 1>fell in love with Art. My parents listen to R Belt.

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:07.839
<v Speaker 1>My parents are night people and they would listen to Art,

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:10.080
<v Speaker 1>and then I listen. I know, George does a great

0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:12.200
<v Speaker 1>job to on coast to coast and It's pretty cool

0:37:12.239 --> 0:37:14.799
<v Speaker 1>because George does the show. He doesn't show from St.

0:37:14.800 --> 0:37:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Louis some of the year, but he's out of our building.

0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:19.839
<v Speaker 1>And I would park next to George nor from time

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<v Speaker 1>to time and and I meet meet him. And I

0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 1>remember one time, the original the original Fox Sports Radio

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:28.840
<v Speaker 1>studios were right across the hall from Coast to Coast

0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:31.919
<v Speaker 1>from there from their studio, and then we moved downstairs

0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:34.399
<v Speaker 1>to our showcase studios, which were showcased twenty years ago,

0:37:34.880 --> 0:37:37.239
<v Speaker 1>and but we they were renovating those a couple of

0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:38.759
<v Speaker 1>years back, so we had to go back to the

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:43.000
<v Speaker 1>original Fox Sports Radio studios, and we were invading coast

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<v Speaker 1>to coast is space. So we were getting like the

0:37:45.400 --> 0:37:48.000
<v Speaker 1>aside I from the coast to coast guys like, what's

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:49.759
<v Speaker 1>going on here? What are you? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>They're still renomending air by the way, never ending the

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:58.719
<v Speaker 1>renovation and never end the renovation. Now IOWA made Day

0:37:58.960 --> 0:38:00.920
<v Speaker 1>from West the more rights. And he says, are you

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<v Speaker 1>a user of Mr Doc Mike's You're in mouthwash? I

0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:07.680
<v Speaker 1>am not. But guestcon is guestcon you want to give

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<v Speaker 1>a review of that? Didn't he say that he was

0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:12.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna mail you some or mail you a book. Right now,

0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:15.000
<v Speaker 1>he's mailed me. I have a whole stack of books.

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I have right next to me. Here is Healing Water

0:38:18.120 --> 0:38:23.640
<v Speaker 1>from Within. Brothers say, we have that, uh, fascinating book.

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:27.759
<v Speaker 1>And my favorite part of the book is they're going

0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:30.759
<v Speaker 1>to detail how you can use you're in as an

0:38:30.840 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 1>eye wash. You can use it as eye wash. I

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:36.480
<v Speaker 1>think that's a form of pornography. People and enjoy that.

0:38:36.600 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 1>But it's a whole book about this. It's it's amazing, mouthwash,

0:38:40.719 --> 0:38:45.920
<v Speaker 1>eye wash, you name it. Fascinating. Big Mike from Courtland,

0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:50.279
<v Speaker 1>New York, the Crown City says, Ben, do you have

0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:53.440
<v Speaker 1>any hot mic stories? Did you do it or have

0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:55.560
<v Speaker 1>you witnessed one? Of course, we have tons of stories.

0:38:55.600 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 1>The one I will I will share with you right

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<v Speaker 1>now because it's in my head. When I was doing

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<v Speaker 1>the Blitz with Looney and we were doing the show,

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<v Speaker 1>doing our thing, you know whatever on Sundays for it

0:39:05.040 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 1>was like a seven hour situation, just went on and

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<v Speaker 1>on and on and on, breaking down football games and

0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 1>it was the never ending thing. And um, but me

0:39:15.600 --> 0:39:17.560
<v Speaker 1>and Looney we like to talk shop, you know. They

0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 1>talked about the gossip of the radio station or the

0:39:19.760 --> 0:39:21.759
<v Speaker 1>radio business in general, and we do that during the

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:25.200
<v Speaker 1>commercial breaks, and not that we ever break, so we

0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:27.320
<v Speaker 1>would just be talking and uh so we are in

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:32.800
<v Speaker 1>mid conversation and we are just just char boiling someone

0:39:32.880 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 1>in radio that we were talking about. There was a

0:39:35.680 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 1>big story this person was involved in and uh in

0:39:39.760 --> 0:39:44.160
<v Speaker 1>our our engineer, uh, the great Steve Stillwell, i'll say

0:39:44.200 --> 0:39:46.400
<v Speaker 1>his name. I don't think you'll mind. So he walks

0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:50.000
<v Speaker 1>down to get a beverage and then he proceeds to

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<v Speaker 1>to walk back, right, proceeds to walk back in a panic,

0:39:55.200 --> 0:39:58.680
<v Speaker 1>and he's waving his hands frantically outside the glass window

0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:01.839
<v Speaker 1>because apparently he had forgotten to turn the mics down,

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>and the mics were on the entire time, and everything

0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:08.560
<v Speaker 1>we were saying was being broadcast, but there were commercials playing,

0:40:08.640 --> 0:40:12.600
<v Speaker 1>so you you couldn't really hear everything, but you know,

0:40:12.719 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 1>if you were listening intently, you could hear it. Right. Fuck, yeah,

0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:24.320
<v Speaker 1>isn't that wild man? It was unfortunate, Yeah, it was.

0:40:24.840 --> 0:40:27.759
<v Speaker 1>It was the person you were talking about. Move that

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<v Speaker 1>to another podcast down the line, Will in Springfield, right

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<v Speaker 1>City says, what's everyone's death? Row Meal? I need specific

0:40:35.320 --> 0:40:37.399
<v Speaker 1>plays for the chicken fingers Bend by the way. Well,

0:40:37.760 --> 0:40:40.719
<v Speaker 1>there's two places. It's obviously raising canes, which is the

0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Gold Standards, and also the Landing in Liberty, Missouri, the

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:47.440
<v Speaker 1>home of the Ben Mall chicken fingers. All our listeners

0:40:47.480 --> 0:40:50.880
<v Speaker 1>in Kansas City, Missouri, Kansas, all over that area within

0:40:51.000 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 1>driving distance. Uh. The the only place in the United

0:40:54.160 --> 0:40:56.960
<v Speaker 1>States you can get the Ben Mather chicken fingers is

0:40:57.120 --> 0:41:00.239
<v Speaker 1>at the Landing. I want to point Outcast Gun. They

0:41:00.280 --> 0:41:03.880
<v Speaker 1>are actually a sponsor of my weekly radio segment in

0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Canah City. Yeah, every Thursday morning I go on with

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Bob Fesco and Josh and the guys there and we

0:41:14.080 --> 0:41:19.279
<v Speaker 1>we uh schmooze what we do? What would be your

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<v Speaker 1>final meal? I don't know, but I think, no matter what,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to have French fries with your last meal. Right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Well it wasn't the joke. Uh you know, the guy

0:41:29.680 --> 0:41:31.759
<v Speaker 1>from the warden comes in and says, all right, it's

0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:34.080
<v Speaker 1>your final meal. What do you want? He said? And

0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:35.319
<v Speaker 1>then and then you say, well, what are you out

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:47.000
<v Speaker 1>of good? Uh? Yes, yes, uh yeah you would obviously.

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 1>The joke is you want a multi course meal to

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 1>seven course meal? Yeah? Like yeah, I like to stretch

0:41:52.120 --> 0:41:54.279
<v Speaker 1>that out over a couple of days. You know, meal today,

0:41:54.360 --> 0:41:56.239
<v Speaker 1>meal tomorrow, meal the next day. You know, kind of

0:41:56.280 --> 0:42:00.000
<v Speaker 1>milk that a little bit? Yeah? Uh, Fats from Philadelphia

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:02.479
<v Speaker 1>got time for a few more. Fats from Philadelphia says,

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<v Speaker 1>when the this pandemic is over, would you be willing

0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:08.840
<v Speaker 1>to travel east to the Suskakwanna River as how you

0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:10.160
<v Speaker 1>say it? I think I said it right now. I

0:42:10.200 --> 0:42:13.200
<v Speaker 1>did not uh to participate in a mallard Man marsh

0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:17.759
<v Speaker 1>in Philadelphia, he says, Then also have a mini one

0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>in Amish country. Fats says, we can have you on

0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:27.880
<v Speaker 1>an Amish buggy. Can make this happen guyrol Tate, Oh yeah, Fats,

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<v Speaker 1>I would love that. I would. Now do you think

0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:32.839
<v Speaker 1>we have a big enough reach in the greater Philadelphia?

0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:37.120
<v Speaker 1>We've only been on there for a relatively short amount

0:42:37.160 --> 0:42:41.200
<v Speaker 1>of time on the Gambler Philadelphia. I think if you make,

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<v Speaker 1>if you make an appearance, I think if you want

0:42:43.800 --> 0:42:46.200
<v Speaker 1>to bump that number up, you should have a special

0:42:46.280 --> 0:42:50.040
<v Speaker 1>guest on Tony Bruno. Oh, Tony is the king of Philadelphia.

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<v Speaker 1>There go. I think that would definitely. But I'm saying

0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:54.080
<v Speaker 1>if I just made an appearance, it wasn't on the radio.

0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Like I know, we have a lot of listeners in

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:58.680
<v Speaker 1>New Jersey. Um, which is you know, could be northern

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:01.200
<v Speaker 1>New Jersey not southern New jery Zy. But yeah, if

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<v Speaker 1>we had enough, I would love to do it. Um.

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:06.879
<v Speaker 1>I'd be great to hang out with Fats, that guy.

0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:09.879
<v Speaker 1>Fats as a character, like to hang out with that guy.

0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:13.040
<v Speaker 1>He's a party. Hey the guy lights himself on fire,

0:43:13.120 --> 0:43:15.600
<v Speaker 1>screaming my name? Who does that? He does that? That's

0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:20.600
<v Speaker 1>who does that? My god, unbelievable. Mike in Vegas, right,

0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:22.279
<v Speaker 1>since says, besides the Dodgers, who do you think so

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:25.520
<v Speaker 1>legitimate contended to win the World Series? The Commissioners Trophy

0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:29.719
<v Speaker 1>a k a. The hunk of Metal? Mike, Uh, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I this to me is pretty simple. On my big board,

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I have the three teams in the National League. If

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<v Speaker 1>you it's like that old thing we used to do

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<v Speaker 1>with Tiger, uh where either you know Tiger or the field.

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<v Speaker 1>If you give me six teams and you take everyone else,

0:43:46.400 --> 0:43:48.319
<v Speaker 1>I'll take those six teams and I will I will

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<v Speaker 1>have the World Series winner. My six teams are the Dodgers, Padres,

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<v Speaker 1>and Braves in the National League, Yankees, White Sox and

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Blue Jays. In the American League, you can have everyone else.

0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I'll take those six teams. One of those six teams

0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:05.920
<v Speaker 1>is gonna win the World Series. What say you? I'm

0:44:06.000 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 1>right there with you. I think you agree with I

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 1>think in the National Leage, especially the Dodgers and the Padres,

0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:13.920
<v Speaker 1>maybe pushed back a little bit on the Braves. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know Kuna is a monster, but outside of that,

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<v Speaker 1>on the American link side, I think it's the Yankees.

0:44:19.440 --> 0:44:21.240
<v Speaker 1>I'll be curious to see what happens with the Tampa

0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Bay Rays. I know losing Blakes now is gonna hurt

0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:26.560
<v Speaker 1>them a little bit, but I still think they have Yeah,

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 1>the Rays are always like they're always pretty good because

0:44:31.480 --> 0:44:35.920
<v Speaker 1>they do things an odd way. But the Marlins or

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:38.480
<v Speaker 1>not the mine that the the the Atlanta Braves. I'm

0:44:38.520 --> 0:44:42.520
<v Speaker 1>telling you, the Braves are gonna be right there again.

0:44:43.080 --> 0:44:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I am all about that action. Yeah, it sounds like

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:48.520
<v Speaker 1>you are. I hate to say that, but my friend,

0:44:48.600 --> 0:44:51.239
<v Speaker 1>the great Jerome Drettovitch, we should get Jerome drenov sean

0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:53.839
<v Speaker 1>in Atlanta. He does unless I heard he was doing

0:44:53.880 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Braves games they did. Add not that I like him

0:44:57.520 --> 0:44:59.760
<v Speaker 1>because he's a cheating astro. But they added Charlie Morton,

0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:03.759
<v Speaker 1>he's their number two starter. They got Max Freed, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's the number one and uh and and

0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:11.080
<v Speaker 1>you know they've got a decent rotation, A decent rotation,

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:13.920
<v Speaker 1>not a great rotation. A little top heavy there with

0:45:14.040 --> 0:45:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Morton and Freed the top two guys. But the lineup

0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:22.400
<v Speaker 1>with Acuna and Freddie Freeman and Marcelo Zuna is back,

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:25.399
<v Speaker 1>and Ozzy Albie is a pretty good ball player. That's

0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:27.839
<v Speaker 1>not That's not I hate to give the the Bravos credit.

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:29.440
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good team. I don't think they I don't

0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:31.120
<v Speaker 1>think they changed anybody in the line I think the

0:45:31.160 --> 0:45:32.839
<v Speaker 1>line up is the same lineup they had last year.

0:45:32.840 --> 0:45:34.279
<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah. I mean they've been on the com

0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:36.320
<v Speaker 1>for the last couple of years anyway, so you expect

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:38.239
<v Speaker 1>them to go a little bit deeper into the Fall

0:45:38.320 --> 0:45:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Classic anyway. Yeah. And they're bullpens okay, and it's I

0:45:42.600 --> 0:45:44.239
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's the greatest bullpen in the world,

0:45:44.360 --> 0:45:47.120
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, So I get the Braves on that list

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<v Speaker 1>and other other than that, I don't think there's anyone

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<v Speaker 1>else other than those six teams you can go Oakland A's.

0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Oakland A's will be good for like some amazing stretch

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<v Speaker 1>run and people start talking about them, and then they'll

0:45:58.719 --> 0:46:00.640
<v Speaker 1>just flame out the tail end or in the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not putting the cheating Astros on that list. Did

0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:08.960
<v Speaker 1>a bad record last season, and they'll be much better

0:46:09.040 --> 0:46:12.200
<v Speaker 1>this year. Angels on their last last run with one

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:16.040
<v Speaker 1>fat Albert Albert Pools win one for fat Albert. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go no on that. Yeah, I'm gonna go

0:46:18.120 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 1>know on that. Yeah, I think we're good on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's that's it. We'll put the the baby

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<v Speaker 1>to bed. So we didn't get to your question. I

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<v Speaker 1>apologize also, I apologize for not getting that out. I

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:31.480
<v Speaker 1>usually put this up on Wednesday morning, but I had

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:33.239
<v Speaker 1>a brain fart and I didn't put this up on

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook until very late Wednesday night. So thank you guys

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<v Speaker 1>for answering the bugle call to fill the mail bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise we would have had no mail bag and we

0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:45.760
<v Speaker 1>would have just tap danced. Here, we would tap dance.

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