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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Nicky, it's me, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: my podcast. It's me, Andrew and Noah are waiting by

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Speaker 1: a patiently you guys, how's it going. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's because it's a podcast. It is Monday, and it

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Speaker 1: is the first Monday since Taylor Swift released her new

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Speaker 1: album Midnights, which has been my obsession over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I talked to Know about it. I talked to Brenna

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Speaker 1: about it. We are um, I'm Noah. I feel like

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Speaker 1: has become a convert um since this album. Noah, what

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Speaker 1: are your thoughts? I mean you you got into it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like for me, which is so sweet. Uh. Well,

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Speaker 1: a couple of things. One is, I like, the best

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Speaker 1: way that I can describe her voice on this album

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Speaker 1: is like very like velvety, and I like that. Like

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Speaker 1: the album has like a like a like a theme.

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Speaker 1: It's not too poppy, it's it's kind of like dark

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Speaker 1: in a way. And and her lyrics are very visceral surprised.

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Speaker 1: That's what we love about is those visceral lyrics. And

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Speaker 1: this album especially is next level self awareness, next level darkness. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know. Even in her song the Anti Hero song.

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Speaker 1: You know, the first verse is about my depression and

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Speaker 1: when I go into a depression, all of the people

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Speaker 1: I've ghosted are in the room with me. And then

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Speaker 1: she goes into being I'm a covert narcissist, and I mean,

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Speaker 1: it gets like very and then she has a whole

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Speaker 1: entire song about how she tricked a guy into loving her.

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Speaker 1: The whole song is about like getting to I do.

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Speaker 1: She's like, it's called Mastermind. Even Taylor's reading that book.

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Speaker 1: She really mean. Someone says she took a line from

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Speaker 1: like you're stating the monster on the Hill or every Yeah,

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Speaker 1: every baby. Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy

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Speaker 1: baby and I'm a monster on the hill. I just

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Speaker 1: have to say sexy Baby originated. I did not steal

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Speaker 1: it from that, but I think it was just like

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Speaker 1: I definitely heard it before. But I do say that

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Speaker 1: Halse these things like a little sixy baby, and I

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Speaker 1: think that was first on thirty Rock. Was there's a

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Speaker 1: character that's like because a lot of people wrote to

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Speaker 1: be this weekend, We're like, she definitely listened to the

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Speaker 1: podcast sexy Baby, and I'm like, I feel like, I

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Speaker 1: I feel like I said that knowing that people that

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Speaker 1: I wasn't like inventing that. I I hope that no

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Speaker 1: one thinks that I stole that. I just I think

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Speaker 1: of sexy Baby is like a part of the zeitgeist

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Speaker 1: of the way we talk about girls voices now, So

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Speaker 1: I hope no one thinks that I think that I

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Speaker 1: created that. But if it was the first time you

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Speaker 1: heard it from me, it doesn't mean you're wrong. But

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Speaker 1: it is a part of the zeitgeist that people say

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Speaker 1: that I think I first heard it on thirty Rock.

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Speaker 1: But um, the Anti or the Mastermind song though, is

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Speaker 1: like you know the all. It was funny. Noah rewrote

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Speaker 1: the lyrics this weekend because I said it to both

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Speaker 1: her and Anya, being like, this song is about getting

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Speaker 1: too I do and on you was like no way,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, no, it's not actually about that. That

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Speaker 1: would be insane. But Noah rewrote the lyrics, and because

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Speaker 1: Anya hadn't listened to it yet and no it was like,

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Speaker 1: but I mean, these lyrics are pretty insane. She was like,

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Speaker 1: she's she said lyrics and she goes, what if I

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Speaker 1: told you none of it was accidental, which is one

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Speaker 1: of the actual lyrics. And the first night that I

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Speaker 1: saw you. I made eye contact for five seconds. I

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Speaker 1: kept asking you questions about you without mentioning of without

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Speaker 1: mention of myself. Ninety days of no sex with without

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Speaker 1: exclusivity because I'm a mastermind. Yeah, and and she wrote wow.

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Speaker 1: These lyrics are from chapter one of Getting Too I do,

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Speaker 1: and then on your Road, Oh ship, Wow the rules

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Speaker 1: too don't? Doesn't the rules say five seconds? Or maybe

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Speaker 1: that's pat alec. I think she's secretly obsessed with you,

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Speaker 1: Nikki and no One's like no, I you would think

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Speaker 1: that Taylor Swift would write knowing no sex without exclusivity

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Speaker 1: for nine is She's like I went to Kirkwood High School.

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Speaker 1: I dated a guy on and Offer eight years. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I was on last comic Standing. It's like this feels

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Speaker 1: like yeah, well, I have to say that the album

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Speaker 1: does feel like me, but it is not because I

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Speaker 1: think she knows anything about me, or I feel like

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Speaker 1: every woman of my age or like anywhere in the

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Speaker 1: wheelhouse any woman really that uh it can relate to this.

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Speaker 1: It talks about depression, It talks about feeling like self loathing.

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Speaker 1: It talks about feeling not good enough. It talks about

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Speaker 1: feeling like you have to trick people into liking you.

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Speaker 1: It feels like it talks about There is one song

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Speaker 1: though that I don't think most people can relate to

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Speaker 1: that does feel very me and it's called, Um it's

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Speaker 1: called Midnight Rain, and I doubt that there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of high school girls relating to he wanted that? Wait,

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Speaker 1: what is the lyrics? Um, it's about you know, like

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Speaker 1: you want to be famous or you like have a

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Speaker 1: more complicated life, I guess, but it actually says he

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Speaker 1: wanted it comfortable. I was chasing that fame. So it's

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Speaker 1: talking about pain and pain. So I love pain. Um,

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Speaker 1: but I think a lot of girls like pain, so

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Speaker 1: maybe they could relate to it. I mean, at these

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Speaker 1: that was the one I was just like, holy sh it, Like, um,

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Speaker 1: you know, she says my boy was a montage, a

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Speaker 1: slow motion love potion, jumping jumping off things in the ocean.

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Speaker 1: I broke his heart because he was nice. So I

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Speaker 1: think like girls can relate to letting go of a

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Speaker 1: guy because he's too nice. But also I can really

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Speaker 1: relate to like not my lifestyle is the opposite of

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Speaker 1: a guy who wants to jump off things into the ocean,

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Speaker 1: like I do not want to do that. Chris is

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Speaker 1: always jumping off of things, Andrew you date a ledge head,

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Speaker 1: like doing like I don't want to date a guy

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Speaker 1: who's like an outdoorsy person, or I do date one.

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Speaker 1: But you know, that's like the difference between our speeds

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Speaker 1: and like the lifestyles we chose. Um, but I really

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Speaker 1: love that jumping off things in the ocean. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, that is like every guy on Riya

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Speaker 1: or when I used to be on the dating episode

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Speaker 1: would be like jumping off of things like outdoors, off

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Speaker 1: a boat, off a ledge, off a cliff, off a

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Speaker 1: rope swingfriend, Yeah, just rebounding over to me. I was. Um.

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Speaker 1: I would always be like, oh god, I can't. And

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Speaker 1: then she talks about a lot. I mean she is

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Speaker 1: a thirty four I'm guessing thot um three year old

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Speaker 1: And I don't think there's many women out there who

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Speaker 1: can relate to that at thirty three, um, not having kids,

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Speaker 1: not getting engaged. That I very much relate to and um,

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Speaker 1: you know, even in the song Midnight Raine, she says

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Speaker 1: it came like a postcard picture perfect, shiny family holiday,

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Speaker 1: just like she's talking about like these lives that other

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Speaker 1: people have that she just didn't want. And he was

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Speaker 1: own name, chasing that same. He stayed the same. All

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Speaker 1: of me change like Midnight And just also like the

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Speaker 1: idea that men don't really change, they like kind of stagged,

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Speaker 1: like it's harder to get men to like maybe this

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Speaker 1: is it, you know, maybe you should go talk to

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Speaker 1: someone and and work on things to change. It might

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Speaker 1: be better for us. I related a lot to all

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Speaker 1: of it. And I just I'm obsessed with this album.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm guessing Andrew, you've been hearing it on

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Speaker 1: repeat too. I have been hearing it. Um. I My

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Speaker 1: only problem with it for my ears, For some reason,

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Speaker 1: the music that she chooses behind it. I have trouble

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Speaker 1: hearing her lyrics, like compared to folk Laura and evermore like.

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Speaker 1: I I love her how she writes and for some reason,

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Speaker 1: like something isn't registering with my ears of like the

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Speaker 1: tone she's got to listen to, like you gotta read

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Speaker 1: because it's been that's the only thing. Yeah, well, I

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Speaker 1: mean I can't read while I'm driving, you know, That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm to. That's when I'm listening to it. And

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Speaker 1: and I feel like the songs, like the music she's

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Speaker 1: other where like I And that's like my only complaint.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've enjoyed listen makes me calm, I'm relaxed.

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Speaker 1: with this album, can't you know it's just not slow

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Speaker 1: Willie Nelson, just simple and a guy on a jet skio.

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Speaker 1: So I speed it up sometimes, yeah, jump off things

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Speaker 1: into the ocean. Uh yeah, I mean she is. I

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Speaker 1: first heard it from my dad being like she talks

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Speaker 1: too fast, it's too fast, too many, too many lyrics.

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Speaker 1: And even Anya said something about it yesterday, being like

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Speaker 1: I I've never done that. That's another realization I had,

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Speaker 1: Nicky from listening to the album and then you telling

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Speaker 1: me there's like seven other bonus tracksized, Yeah, like there

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Speaker 1: has been like a gap for me, Like I could

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Speaker 1: have filled in a gap of knowing you better if

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Speaker 1: I would have been like more invested in Taylor Swift

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Speaker 1: because there's so much you have so many similarities with

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Speaker 1: her in a way, it's the it is like, that's

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Speaker 1: why I like when my friends are a little resisent

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Speaker 1: it it actually feels like you don't want to meet

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Speaker 1: my dog or something like it would be. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: this way. It's like reading my diary. That's how I

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Speaker 1: feel about Taylor Swift, like the that's that's how i'm

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Speaker 1: That's the way in which I'm sensitive. That's the way

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Speaker 1: in which I feel the things around me. It just

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Speaker 1: is I I wish it for everyone. I wish everyone

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Speaker 1: had this thing, and I know I'm not alone. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's why she has such maniac fans is because we're

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Speaker 1: all we all just feel so seen and like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I had so many This is the best weekend because

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Speaker 1: I had so many people reaching out to me about

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Speaker 1: her and telling me the songs they liked, asking what

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Speaker 1: songs I liked, Like it was just so fun, like

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Speaker 1: a love that chilling in my lap, purn in my

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Speaker 1: lap because it loves me, Karma is my boyfriend. That's

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Speaker 1: a really fun fun That's a fun song. I like, Um,

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Speaker 1: what's the one? The fight, the which one? It's it's

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Speaker 1: something to fight, the greatest fight, the greatest war, Oh

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Speaker 1: the great warp din Dick Bappa. Yeah, that's good. So

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Speaker 1: my ranking as of today is um I put on

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Speaker 1: my Instagram last night. But it's worth going over. And

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Speaker 1: I know some people are like, we don't carenick you

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Speaker 1: talking about anything else? But it is number one is Maroon. Um.

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Speaker 1: I think it just captures like being in love and um,

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Speaker 1: it's it's definitely about the night she met Joe Alwen

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend now and how she and and that that

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Speaker 1: song Mastermind is also about that same night of how

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Speaker 1: she like concocted this night to like for them to

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Speaker 1: meet and Mastermind is so good because she just is

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Speaker 1: so honest. She's like, what if I told you that

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Speaker 1: none of this was fate? Like we did not end

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Speaker 1: at the merch booth and I've got some sick merch

426
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,439
Speaker 1: this time around too. I can't wait to see you.

427
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 1: I can't wait to perform for you. I can't wait

428
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 1: to meet you. Come on out Iowa this weekend, in

429
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: California next weekend. All right, we're back. Uh busy weekend

430
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 1: here in l A. I did eighteen sets in six days,

431
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: so you're slowly getting back into it. Eighteen or nineteen,

432
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: I would voice after its UM Saturday, it was like

433
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 1: I was like I overdid it because I didn't also

434
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: plan on working all day Thursday on a TV show

435
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: that I did UM called That's My Jam, which UM

436
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: with Jimmy Fallon and um Jay Pharaoh, and I would

437
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to give away the whole cast because

438
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: it probably hasn't been announced. They'll be like, don't give

439
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 1: it away. Even it's like yes. So I just taped

440
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: a second episode. They called me like the night before um,

441
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 1: because I guess, you know, someone fell out. But it

442
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 1: was I love getting last minute bookings because that then

443
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: I dread it for weeks. Not dread it, but I like,

444
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, what am I gonna wear? And this way

445
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: it was just like I couldn't even think about it. Um.

446
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 1: But it was really really fun. And then on and

447
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: then I had four sets that night, and then the

448
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: next day I had to shoot this video for Vice.

449
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: They're doing some documentary about uh sex in the nineties,

450
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: and so I did uh kind of talking heads type

451
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: interview thing in downtown Manhattan, which is just you know,

452
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 1: the whole time we're rolling, I'm like, why would you

453
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: shoot anything in downtown or dot dot sorry, downtown l A?

454
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: Why would you shoot anything in downtown l A? Like

455
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: we got interrupted by just a guy screaming, another time

456
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: by like a guy playing trumpet, um, by ambulances like

457
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: every three seconds. It was like it was a nightmare,

458
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't spay two I had to repeat everything twice.

459
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: It was just downtown l A is scary hotel cecil

460
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 1: vibes and uh, I'm sure there are people that lived

461
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 1: on there, like it's amazing. But I know that trumpet player,

462
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: he's like cool, he's like different. We had to go

463
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: pay him to move. Yeah, the pa which is smart,

464
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: moved by him. He just picks the hot like the

465
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: I saw. This woman had the best sign a homeless woman.

466
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: She goes too ugly to be prostitute, and that was

467
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,959
Speaker 1: her sign, and I just I wanted to give her

468
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: all the money. Honey. I thought it was like the

469
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 1: best sales pitch I've ever Yeah, I love a good

470
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: um self deprecating. Yeah, the ones that are like I

471
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: am going to spend this on booze? What else would

472
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: I spend it? Just be honest. We like honesty and

473
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 1: too up to be a prostitute is but that it's

474
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: it's not true if we've seen Yeah. I mean, look,

475
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to give I'm not trying

476
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: to tell her like, hey, get out there and do it.

477
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: But she gave her money though, And how was the

478
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: hand job? It was fine. It was a little rackety.

479
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a word. I mean you

480
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 1: look a little rackety. There's a tennis racket that seemingly

481
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: looks like it's coming out of your skull from behind you.

482
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: That old thing. It's funny, you know what. You know

483
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: what kind of racket it is? What a head? You

484
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: don't even like? Do you play tennis? I did for

485
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: a little while, but now my hamstrings can't handle it,

486
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: you know hams. But whatever. Yeah, no, I played a lot.

487
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: I like, you know, I lived the retired lifestyle in

488
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 1: Florida for like six years, and I would just play

489
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 1: with a bunch of old people, like literally like fifty

490
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 1: five and older, just classic group classes. And then just

491
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: for pickle ball took over because now everyone plays pickleball.

492
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: This is pre pickle Yeah, why did you pick a

493
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: ball just suddenly come out? Like who is inventing new sports?

494
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: I think it's just a mixture of ping pong and tennis.

495
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: You don't have to try too hard. But where was

496
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: it before squash? It was like squash like it was

497
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: you know, there were a game similar that. Pickleball is

498
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: like the poor man squash. I guess you know, it's

499
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: anyone can play it. It's easy, don't know, Yeah, it's

500
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: blowing up. It's wild but a little bit. I mean

501
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: I would if anyone called me to be friends, you know, no, no, no,

502
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: I would. I think it's a fun sport, like yes, Um,

503
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: but yeah, so you did four sets that night and

504
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: then I did that. Then on Friday I did four sets,

505
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: and then Saturday I did four sets, and last night

506
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: I did one set and uh and also Saturday I

507
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: went to we went to breakfast with Chris's co workers.

508
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: It was so fun and then we Um, I was

509
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: walking down in Santa Monica and um walked past this

510
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: like kind of vintagey store with like cool old like

511
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: sports shirts and like just my favorite kind of store,

512
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: Like I love that's where I get a lot of

513
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,479
Speaker 1: my shirts. Is you you pay like a hundred dollars

514
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: for these shirts, but they're just like any band used

515
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: to be into any sports anything like and um, but

516
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: Chris material like that good half and half. This is

517
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: an urban out fitters, like trying to recreate things on

518
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,959
Speaker 1: a nice feeling shirt. Yeah, it's like the only kind

519
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: of age you can get from a shirt that's been

520
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: around since six Like it has to have lived that life.

521
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: There's ways that they can kind of they try to

522
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: recreate it, you know, just have like they pay a

523
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 1: lady to stomp on it with heels. But it doesn't.

524
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: It just doesn't do. Chris used to leave his shirts

525
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: out on his roof in Brooklyn for like a year,

526
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: and the weather just rain and then snow, and then

527
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: you would get them in a year and they would

528
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: all be like really smart us as ship rags by homeless.

529
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: But that's when you know they're Yeah. I walked by

530
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: the store and I kind of just was like, oh,

531
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: I want to go in there, but Chris has already

532
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: called our uber, and I was like, I kind of

533
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: just want to go home. Had a piece so bad,

534
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: So I walked by and then we're waiting on the

535
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: corner of our Uber, like a few blocks away, and

536
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: I get a text from Scott Rogowski. If you don't

537
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: know who that is, he's a comedian and he used

538
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: to be the host of HQ Trivia back when that

539
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: was like the biggest in the world an trivia. Chris

540
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: didn't know about him, like, how did you miss a

541
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: Q Trivia? I think he was living in Dubai at

542
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: the time. Video. Yes, it was two years of mute

543
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: it really, yes, absolutely and so um Scott wrote wrote

544
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: me it was like, did you just walk by my store?

545
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, that's right. He has a store now.

546
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: So it's called Quiz Quiz Daddy Vintage and it's on

547
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: Main Street in uh Santa Monica. And I was like,

548
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: well canceled Lueburn come back and so we went back

549
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: in there. It was so much fun just hanging out

550
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: with him. I knew him from back in the younew Scott, right,

551
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: I met him like once or twice, but he has

552
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,959
Speaker 1: his own store, Like he opened a store. So this

553
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: guy he's been collecting. Listen, we can do everything. Comedians

554
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: are continue. Well, Scott had began collecting like in high school,

555
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: like he would just go to thrift He would go

556
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: thrift ng for himself and he would come across like

557
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: a shirt that wouldn't fit him or maybe wasn't the

558
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: team that he liked. But he's like, I can't leave

559
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: the shirt for two dollars that I know it was.

560
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: If it was my team, I would pay so much.

561
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: So he started just collecting these shirts and it just

562
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 1: became his thing. He would go on the road, he

563
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: would go thrift ng and he amassed hundreds and hundreds

564
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: of shirts, collectors items, and then he just decided he

565
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: like had a website in two thousand three that didn't

566
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: really do anything, and he was like I always kind

567
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: of he and he goes, I realized I have O

568
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,719
Speaker 1: c D. I was diagnosed with O c D. I

569
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: was diagnosed with like a D eight. Like he was like,

570
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: all these things helped me realize, like, oh, I'm I

571
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: collect things. Everything's in pristine condition. Like I am around,

572
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: like looking through the racks and he's like fixing the

573
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: racks after I touched them, and I'm like this guy,

574
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,959
Speaker 1: He goes, I just got diagnosed with O c D.

575
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: I was like, I could have done that in thirty seconds.

576
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: I told you this back in two thousand and eight

577
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: when I met you. Um, but he he has the

578
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: store is so awesome, and um, I found a sweatshirt

579
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: he gave me half off. It was really nice. And

580
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: um he had a hamps r and a dog there.

581
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: It's just a cool store. And it was cool because

582
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: Chris was kind of going reluctantly, like meeting my friends.

583
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: And then christ is in there and Scott's like, you

584
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: into Cardinals. Here's my cardinals rack. You into missoo, here's

585
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: the like he had so much stuff, like and there

586
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: were people that just kept walking in being like do

587
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: you have this like minor league baseball team that's, you know,

588
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: twenty miles outside of phill And he's like, I think

589
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: I do back on this right, He's got everything. So

590
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: if you quiz Daddy, it's q V Queen q d

591
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: V q d V quiz Daddy vintage UM on like Instagram.

592
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: But I it was so much fun and then UM.

593
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: Then yes, Saturday night a bunch of sets and Chris

594
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: came with me, ran around town and then last night

595
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: I just had one set and I regretted taking it

596
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: because I just wanted. I'm I'm staying out on the

597
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: West Side, so it's like twenty three minutes for me

598
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: to get to the improv from where I'm lip staying.

599
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: And that's with no traffic, and I you know, at

600
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: the time of nights I'm leaving, there's no traffic. But

601
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: it is just like it's an hour total commute to

602
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: go do one set, and it's sitting in an uber

603
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: and the uber sometimes smell or they just have like

604
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: loud music. It's just like you can't I can't be

605
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: on voice notes, I can't be talking to friends. So

606
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of that that's annoying. But um,

607
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: last night I thought there would be no one at

608
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: the improv. It's a Sunday night. I it's the first

609
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: time I've ever worn athletisure on stage because I was

610
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: like on the couch watching Love Is Blind. My hair

611
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: was wet out of the shower. I have no makeup,

612
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh shoot,

613
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: I gotta go makeup. That was really good lyrics. It

614
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: really was like whatever she just said, listen back and

615
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: no makeup on the couch watching the vis Blond, I've

616
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: got to do set. It starts Set nine. It's signed

617
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: thirty and twenty three minutes away, texting Christ Burns that

618
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to be so late. So then I get

619
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: in the uber and yeah and so he it was

620
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: his show. I get there. Ali Wague had just gotten offset.

621
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: It is completely sold out. There are besties there that

622
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: I go best day and these sweet girls are so adorable.

623
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: We're like there and um, I got on stage and

624
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: immediately apologized for my look, even though I look like

625
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: most men. I put it like men wear exactly what

626
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: I wear, and it looks like they're dressed up, but me,

627
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: I looked like a schlub. Um had a fun set

628
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: and um, and then came home and then UM. All

629
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: I've been able to do is think of Taylor Swift, though,

630
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: like every morning I wake up with a new song

631
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: in my head. I am about fifty of the lyrics

632
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: memorized from twenty songs, and that is not that's without trying.

633
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: I gotta put in some more effort. I want to

634
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: get them all memorized. I want to start. I'm just

635
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: overwhelmed with what her concerts are going to be though.

636
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: I just she has she has not been on tour

637
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: since before Lover, since Reputation. So we now have the

638
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: album Lover that has never been performed live Folklore evermore,

639
00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: all the re releases from Red and from Fearless and

640
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: now um Midnights with the seven bonus tracks, there's literally

641
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: a hundred new songs that are added to her repertoire

642
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: of already a hundred and fifty songs. I don't think

643
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: anyone has more of a catalog of music than she does.

644
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: And I'm stretched out about Oh it's coming, Yeah, apparently

645
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: like it's it's you know, people were speculating, like I

646
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: work for the Bank of America Center and someone has

647
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: put her this place on hold for five shows in

648
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: the summer of two thousand three. So EGO happened and

649
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. Um, yeah, how is your weekend, Andrew?

650
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: It was good. I did shows all weekend. Heather McMahon

651
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: was in town and so I got her. Dude, her

652
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: crowds are just I can't even explain the amount of

653
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: cheetah I saw some of it. I think was real.

654
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: I think still alive. It was. It was fun. It

655
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: was literally like women. I started playing a game, I go,

656
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: are you gay? Are you d u? I like, if

657
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: your wife is going to get a d U? I

658
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: like that, that's so funny that. So I just started

659
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: playing with every guy like gay or d u? I

660
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: gay or so that I had fun. I mean, it's

661
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: just like so many women like and are they classic

662
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: like comedy fans, stand up comedy fans, or is it

663
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: a little bit of is this like the first comedy show.

664
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: I think it's a little bit of that. They're very

665
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: like like encouraging, like she feels like a like a

666
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: Ted Talk kind of thing, and then they're like, oh shit,

667
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: you're telling like left turn jokes, like like kind of thing.

668
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: But um, it was a lot of fun. It was

669
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: so fun and you had a good time with her.

670
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: Did you guys like hang out during the day do stuff? Uh,

671
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: not that much, but like you know, after show we

672
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: went to Sasha's wine bar like Thursday night and that

673
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: that's a great you know St. Louis nothing stays open

674
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: past midnight, and I don't really understand, like these plays,

675
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't l Yeah, we have to get far. I

676
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: like that. I like when places closed early because then

677
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: I get to go home early. There's no it's almost

678
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: like a rainy weekend. Like on Saturday, we're begging for

679
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: it was so overcast. Were like, please rain, so we

680
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: have an excuse to stay inside. It happened a little bit.

681
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: Starts sprinkling on Saturday night, but yeah, that's just volcano

682
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: ash or some talk like models crying. That was um,

683
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: I forgot to leave that. One part of it that

684
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: was the most cool thing about this weekend is that

685
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: you kind of there's not usually a lot of comedians

686
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,720
Speaker 1: in town or like headliners in town on the weekends

687
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: because they're usually out on the road, and so there's

688
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: always like a couple and we're doing all the same shows.

689
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: But paton Oswald and I last weekend, for this past week,

690
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: we're on the same like let's just binge sets. Like

691
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: we even talked on Saturday Night. We were like, we've

692
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: seen each other now like six times we've been on

693
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: the same show. Six times we were on the same

694
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: show either he was bringing me up, I was bringing

695
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: him up and so, and we've known each other. He

696
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: used he did my show Not Safe on Comedy Central,

697
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: and but we really got to know each other this week,

698
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: and it was so nice because it was almost like

699
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: we were like the way that you and Heather were

700
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: working together, like Patton and I were working together, and

701
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: we uh. And then it all led to Saturday night

702
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: and Pat and I were both like talking about like

703
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: that's the best way to get material written is not

704
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: to sit home and write, but it's just just book

705
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: as many sets as possible and don't leave even time

706
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: to think. Because we were talking about this theory of

707
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: like he was like, you and I read about it

708
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: somewhere very recently, but they didn't experiment where they had

709
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: people who had never done pottery before um work all

710
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: month to make one pot, and at the end of

711
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: the month they worked so hard, work on one pot,

712
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: and at the end of the month, that will be

713
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,479
Speaker 1: your pot, and you could do it. You can start

714
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: over as much as you want, but it's one. And

715
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: then they had another group of people that did a

716
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 1: new pot every day, and you just have to make

717
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: a new pot every single day by the end of

718
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: the month. The people that did the some people that

719
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: were just on the one pot, some people by the

720
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: end of it, but most the most successful people were

721
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: the ones doing it every day and starting a new

722
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: pot and just creating something every day as opposed to

723
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: like And I think that's where I struggle with writing

724
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: songs is because I want that first song to be perfect,

725
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: when really I should just make a bunch of ship

726
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: every day, right another ship thing, and then by the

727
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: end of it, it will I'll figure it out. And

728
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: so I think we can all kind of use that

729
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: as an example of how to approach life. Is like,

730
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: stop being obsessing over this one thing so much. Just

731
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: make as much as possible, and then you will slowly

732
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: give yourself a little apprenticeship of what you want to accomplish,

733
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: and then when you get and you make it, then

734
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: that pot eventually at the end of the month, it's

735
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: going to feel so fucking good because like you did

736
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: so many little pots, you know what I mean, Like

737
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: it's the work that got there. I don't know. I

738
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: think like you want the song to great. Yeah, yeah,

739
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: you want you want the song to be great, But

740
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know. I just think like it's

741
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: it's so hard to put out a bunch of ship

742
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: because it hurts, right, but you don't put it out

743
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: as the thing. You just give yourself a month, Like

744
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: if you're gonna give yourself a month to put out

745
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: a stand up bit, you know, and you're like, I

746
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: want this bit to be perfect in a month instead

747
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: of just working on that bit or that set. You're

748
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: like like, I just think that it's about just like

749
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: working on just working all the time, like constantly just

750
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: starting and just and not not being precious about your work.

751
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: I think is the thing. So like last night I

752
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: got so like Chris and I were like I was

753
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: trying to get him to watch Love Is Blind. I

754
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: had to go to a set and he's posting something

755
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: for the Courtney Show and he is not someone who

756
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: like goes on social media a lot and like knows

757
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: the wild ways of it. But I think this is

758
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 1: a very common thing for even people who do do

759
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: it a bunch. But he is like, you know, he

760
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: wants the music in the background of the story to

761
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: be perfect, he wants the caption to be perfect, he

762
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: wants the clip to be exactly like the funniest parts

763
00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: that I'm like, it doesn't matter that much, Like he

764
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: had been working on in an hour, and I go, Babe,

765
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: I can't, Like, you can't give this an hour of

766
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: your time, like you know what, people aren't even getting

767
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 1: watch these no offense, Like I just know how it works.

768
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 1: It's on your story for twenty four hours. It doesn't

769
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: even last longer than that. You cannot And then I

770
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: just started like mocking him, and like it was it

771
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: became really fun because I'm like, oh, I'm still working

772
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: on the music for it, and that looks like no

773
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: one's gonna watch like it was, but it was he

774
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: he need he needed me to kind of. It was.

775
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: It's weird because it's like I don't want to insult

776
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: something that he cares about and he's working on, but

777
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: I also need to get it through to him, like

778
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: this preciousness is holding you up in life and I'm

779
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: projecting to like being too precious about Like, you know,

780
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: when I put out clips online, I don't I don't

781
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: ever put out clips because they need I either put

782
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 1: out a clip because I've just given up and I'm

783
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: just like whatever, I'm just gonna put it up and

784
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: I don't look at it at all, or I've just

785
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: only picked the one that is perfect, and I think

786
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,760
Speaker 1: it's just you just need to put out more stuff.

787
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: That being said, I just got on the camera today

788
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: and the first thing A bitched about was seeing like

789
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm you know, we're waiting to start the show and

790
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: I come across someone's video of their stand up and

791
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: I I've muted so many people on Instagram from these

792
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 1: shitty stand up clips. I can't take anymore talk about

793
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: They're making a pot every day and it does not

794
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: hold water. It is I need to see something better

795
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: than this ship. Like I don't see their final product

796
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: ever getting better. I mean, I know why they do it,

797
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 1: don't they do it? Well? I know why they do

798
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: it for the algorithm. No, not just that though people

799
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: don't want to even if it matters or not. They

800
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: don't want to release their actual material that would end

801
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: up on an album or on a on a special,

802
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: so they put out crowd work because, right, more material,

803
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: that is my point. Right, more material that you don't

804
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: care about, right, jokes that are just for that town

805
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: or something like. This CrowdWork stuff has got to stop.

806
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: I am who likes watching crowd work unless it's someone

807
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: throwing a hand at your head. I just can't. Your

808
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: crowd work clip was actually like had some substance to it,

809
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: but I am just like, there are eight seconds long.

810
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: It's literally and nothing happens. Nothing literally the audience has

811
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: something funny, like the audience member, let's put that guy

812
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: on stage? Can everyone? I'm just begging busties who are

813
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: savvy consumers, don't give these people that looks watches anymore,

814
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: like please, I I just these people are getting too

815
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 1: much validation for this stuff, and like, do not be

816
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: tricked into thinking this is funny. Really assess it, Like

817
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: is this funny? Could I have come up with something

818
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: funnier in like three seconds? You probably could have, because

819
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: this stuff A lot of times they'll just go they'll

820
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: repeat the person and then laugh and then it ends

821
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: on the comedian laughing at the thing. If you watch

822
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: a clip and it ends with the comic laughing, and

823
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: that's or just like just it's just I don't know

824
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: list because I don't I need to make more pots

825
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: every day. But it's just it's not well you have

826
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: You're in a situation where it would be if you

827
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: put up like let's say you have a great new

828
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: two minutes. If you put that up, would you have

829
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: to burn it because it will be on HBO, it

830
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: will be on Netflix for you. You wouldn't feel bad

831
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: about no, because people that watch HBO, or people that

832
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,479
Speaker 1: watch Fallon or people that watch they're not also on

833
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: all the platforms and they forget and and there's no

834
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 1: law about that. Like it is shitty. If you put

835
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: a joke at a special, then you do it in

836
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 1: another special, there's no laws against it. But it's shitty

837
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: and everyone will know you're a piece of ship. But

838
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: if you put something on Instagram and then it ends

839
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: up in a special, no one, even in the common community,

840
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: is going to think that you're lame. It's from you.

841
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 1: You wrote that, like like you that's a fan. It

842
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: makes me feel like, oh, I'm a better fan because

843
00:43:54,640 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 1: I've joke on Instagram. Yeah yeah, yeah, I think like

844
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: some comics they'll do a thing where they go, uh,

845
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: give me a topic at the end, so then they

846
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: do all these topical topics, so then they have it

847
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 1: for for Instagram. So like especially during like check spots,

848
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: they'll be like, what do you want to talk about?

849
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: And someone will go, you know, Brad Pitt or Mark

850
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: Norman is good at that because he writes jokes beforehand

851
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: for those subjects and sometimes he gets lucky that he

852
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: can think of something funny. But Mark Norman doesn't put

853
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: up every fucking thing he says that might get a

854
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: titter of laughter. And and I'm so tired, Like there

855
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: are people on Instagram like I guess it's just me

856
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: being I just should be positive about all of it.

857
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 1: Everyone's doing great and I'm happy for everyone, but they've

858
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: found away. I'm so happy that stand up comedy is

859
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: so fucking low. And you know what, you'll see it

860
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: when you go see these people live, how disappointing it is.

861
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: They cannot They will not be able to sustain an hour.

862
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: Crowd work is fun and you get away with doing

863
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: it and getting laughs for at least four minutes. But

864
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: if you're not actually good at it beyond that, you

865
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: have to return the material. And these if you are

866
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: going to see someone that only does crowd work and

867
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: on Instagram, I think you might be disappointed when you

868
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: see them. But maybe I'm wrong. Um somebody do with podcasting.

869
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: Even people will do like for TikTok, they'll be like,

870
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: let's say like me and you, like we right like out,

871
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: like you say this, I'll say this, and then you

872
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: say that, and then we'll both end in and go,

873
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: you know, and that's real ship. Like people are like

874
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: making fake control. They aren't really, I swear if you

875
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: go on TikTok, you can see that it's like literally

876
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 1: like made up making scripted moments that at least thing scripted.

877
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: The dances are scripted, the conversation scripted. What's real, Like

878
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: couples going have you seen you know some of the

879
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: couples that like set up things in the kitchen like

880
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: they just happen and it's the worst acting on earth.

881
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: That's my favorite subreddit. It's something like it's one of

882
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: my favorites. It's it's like why was is being filmed?

883
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 1: And it's like it's just that calls out, let's take

884
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: a break. If you ever see it, Like, it's like

885
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: a minute to think. If you look at a clip

886
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god, that's so crazy that

887
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 1: that happened, think about why was this being filmed, because

888
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: otherwise it's probably fake if there wasn't a natural like

889
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: reason unless I ring camera caught it. You know. Um.

890
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: It's so everything is fake and it's exhausting, and I

891
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: need to do more of it. I think that's why

892
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm resentful of it. I should just be positive. I

893
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: should try to find the positives in it, because there

894
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: are so many things on Instagram that I love, so

895
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: many clips and of people's that do delight me. But

896
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: I nice that we both have partners that like they

897
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,959
Speaker 1: don't care about getting views or like they don't want

898
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: to make those videos with us, which sometimes I'm like, God,

899
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: I kind of wish I dated TikToker. And then I'm like,

900
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: and then I watch a Tiktoker's video and I can

901
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: only imagine how many times they went through and it

902
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: used a whole That was that girl that I got

903
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: jealous of. I sent her to Noah the other day

904
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 1: because and I was like who is that girl that

905
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: you said was so triggering And I was like, proceed

906
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: with caution, and I sent it. But like her and

907
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: her partner makes so many videos together all the time,

908
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: and I was so jealous because I'm like, and then

909
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: you think about it, like really thing, and you're like,

910
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: thank god I could separate two things. Yes, I love

911
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: that too, Like I have a boyfriend who doesn't care

912
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: about being famous, doesn't it, but also doesn't care if

913
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: I am famous, Like that is because that is such

914
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 1: a hard thing to find, someone who like appreciates people

915
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: who are famous, like he loves Patton Oswald. He was

916
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: totally delighted this weekend that we got to hang with

917
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: certain people and like, we got to hang out with

918
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 1: Paton Oswald. I got to talk to him about Young Adult,

919
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: which is one of my favorite films. We got to

920
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: talk to him about Veep, which he is in, and

921
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: and just I mean it was it was so cool.

922
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: I talked to him about some theories I have about

923
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,439
Speaker 1: shooting my next special, and he was like, oh my god,

924
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 1: I want to direct your next Like we were just

925
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: like having We're growing down and it was so fun.

926
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: And but Chris was like Chris is able to appreciate

927
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: those moments and not be like jaded by them and

928
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,359
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, that was so freaking cool,

929
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: but also like not care that did not care to

930
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: be the center of attention, which I don't relate to

931
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: it all I could. I don't understand someone who doesn't

932
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: want to be in the spotlight. I'm so grateful there

933
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 1: are people like that though, because it would be exhausting otherwise.

934
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: But you have the same things. It is nice. I mean, uh,

935
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: you know, it's sometimes I would I mean, because she

936
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: she is someone, she's gorgeous and obviously would help my

937
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 1: like my algorithm would be better to more I poes Brenna.

938
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: But then I feel like when you do put the

939
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: camera on her, she it's not like she's like no please,

940
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: like she's down. It's up to you though, to like

941
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: do it. She's not like oh yeah, yeah, but it's fine,

942
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: Like it's just like yeah, when you see it, it

943
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: is like, oh my god. Can you imagine if she

944
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: was putting up like thirst traps and like to like

945
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: do makeup tutorials where she's just like you know, bent

946
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: in front of the camera showing up for tits and

947
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: like not it's not really about the makeup. It's just

948
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: about guys. Like imagine coming on her like she's like

949
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 1: playing with a hose in the yard, and I'm like,

950
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: we live in apartment building. How did you even get

951
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: in that yard? You would be I mean, it would

952
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: be so annoying to have someone as needy as you

953
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: and I on the other side of you and I.

954
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 1: It's just it would be. It can only be one

955
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: person like this in a relationships. Need to be a

956
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: ledge head. Okay, let's get let's we'll do top one

957
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: bottom one when we get back after this. Alright, we're back,

958
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: Let's do top one, bottom one. Noah, what's this category today?

959
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: Today's category is pizza topping Pizza toppings, which, by the way,

960
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: are the only things I eat now. I order it's

961
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: my new favorite food. I order a pizza, a large

962
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: pizza with a ton of with yeah because it's too

963
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: and with a ton of veggies. Um, I don't do

964
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: cheese because I'm vegan. And then I just eat all

965
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: the toppings, and then I get a size salad and

966
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: I have the crunch with the salad that I need

967
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: that's like more of it's not so wet and Uh,

968
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: it is so good. I've done it. It's my new thing.

969
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm no shame. And then I said, and then the

970
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 1: people that wait just comes to collect the plate and

971
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: she's just like okay, and I'm like, I know I

972
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: wasted a crust, but like it's too hard to explain

973
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: what I want and you guys don't have the ability

974
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: to make it back there unless the crust is the plate.

975
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: Yeah it makes sense. Yeah, yeah, the crust just acts

976
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: as the perfect like little bull for it. Yeah, yeah,

977
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: it's great. But let's talk about toppings. Um, let's start

978
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: with bottom the worst topping. God, it really depends on

979
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: who's making the pizza too write Like for me, like

980
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: certain places like Pepperoni would be great, but in other

981
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: places they're too thick and it's like too much. Let's

982
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: say where you're going this is you're going to a

983
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: new pizza place that don't know if anything about, and

984
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: you're just like you've heard they have the best topics,

985
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: they have the best version of everything. So let's just

986
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: assume they have the best version of everything. All right,

987
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: So worse for me has it's gonna probably be controversial.

988
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: Mushrooms can't stand them, don't don't like them. I don't

989
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: understand the texture. I feel like I'm eating like like

990
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: a rubber like soul of a shoe. It doesn't do

991
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: anything for me. I could still you meant like a

992
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: soul like s o U L S. Yeah, which is

993
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: a most worse than the actual s O L E.

994
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: Because the shoes soul is just like I've been walked

995
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: on my whole life. Yeah, and they claimed to be

996
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: a fun guy. They're not. Yeah, fun fun fun guy

997
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 1: clipped that. Noah, just that part. Oh my god, we

998
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: wrote it out beforehand. That was a great job after it.

999
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: You really made it seem like just off the cuff.

1000
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: Thank fan things. We got it. We got it. Um

1001
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: mushrooms interesting, Noah, what is your least fave? I just wanna, like,

1002
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: wholeheartedly disagree with Andrew's mushrooms. Okay, because let me just say,

1003
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: if we're going to mushroom, fresh mushrooms are amazing, Like

1004
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: a fresh mushroom, like, I want the mushroom to be dry.

1005
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: I don't like marinated mushrooms. I don't like canned mushrooms.

1006
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: Pizza mushrooms. No, I get fresh mushrooms all the time

1007
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: on pizzas and it's delicious. Don't like eating raw mushrooms,

1008
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: but I like cooked mushrooms. Yeah, but if they're raw

1009
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: and they go in the pizza raw, they'll get cooked

1010
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: in the other heat. Yes, yes, yes, okay, okay. My

1011
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: least favorite topping, which I find to be so disgusting

1012
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: on the pure sausage. No, but you're close. It's chicken.

1013
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: I just chicken. I be so disgusted by chicken and cheese.

1014
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: It just grosses me. It's disgusted. It tickled me. I

1015
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 1: don't know why. I thinkled me really even like chicken,

1016
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: like a chicken parm like like that. No, chicken and

1017
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: cheese's what do you like with chicken? Just barbecue? Oh yeah,

1018
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: that's fine. But just the thought of like two separate

1019
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: animals coming together like that, like the chicken with like

1020
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 1: the milk that is supposed to be for like the

1021
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: baby colf like, I just it just disgusted me. I

1022
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, man, some chicken pizza, chicken and broccoli

1023
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: they would do with like ricotta is pretty good. Like

1024
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: I've never loved a chicken on a pizza when I

1025
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,919
Speaker 1: used to eat chicken, even like even the barbecue chicken

1026
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: pizza cp K. When I used to work there, people

1027
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 1: used to love that, and I get it, but it's not.

1028
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: It just doesn't feel like pizza just feels like an

1029
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: entirely different dish um At least favorite topping is anything olive.

1030
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: I hate the cheese. What did any kind of olive?

1031
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:13,439
Speaker 1: You said, I hate the juice? And I was like, yeah,

1032
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: you just picture like olives having like a lot of

1033
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: juice with them, and I don't like it. But if

1034
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: I just and the soul of an olive is just

1035
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 1: it penetrates, It makes ever the whole pizza turn into

1036
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: an olive. I don't like it. It's like that with

1037
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: the grapefruit, like it takes over everything. Yeah, I hate

1038
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: green olive. I don't ever even seen them, but that

1039
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: discussed me so much to think of, like the little pimento,

1040
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: like the little piece of that red part. The texture

1041
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: of olives. Just go funk yourself, I don't I don't

1042
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: mind an olive spread. Anyone to put olives on their fingers,

1043
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 1: those fucking freaks. Have you ever seen those people? We'll

1044
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: come down alive fingers. My little brother used to eat

1045
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: him out of the can, and I it. I get

1046
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: liking like I love. I love eating gigantic amounts of pickles.

1047
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 1: I love eating pepper and chenies lunch. Yes, it has crunched.

1048
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: It's not just like a home like it's just like

1049
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: mushroom mushroom me but almost more texture yikes. And the

1050
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 1: taste is just so bitter. Not a fan. Um. And

1051
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: they're like they're so packed with like I mean, I

1052
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 1: know they have a lot of good stuff in it

1053
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: for you, but like that that's very very caloric vegetable

1054
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: for too much for me. Like, I just I don't

1055
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: mind about it. I actually don't mind. I don't mind

1056
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: taste or like the I'll spread, it's the texture. I

1057
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: don't like any taste of it. I don't like. I

1058
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 1: don't like pimento spread, any kind of spread. Yeah, okay,

1059
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: so that's mine. Um, let's do the best pizza topping.

1060
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: Best pizza topping. I would have to say green pepper.

1061
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: What I don't know. I have a sad pineapple and

1062
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 1: I thought that would blow them roof off. Bro I mean,

1063
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: I guess people can go either, but green pepper, Like

1064
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: why green pepper too? By the way, when I buy

1065
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: many peppers to eat out of the bag, they are

1066
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 1: red they're yellow and they're orange. There's no greens because

1067
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: green are gross. They have a different taste. Why are

1068
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: green peppers the number one pepper for pizza? Why not

1069
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: red peppers? Why not yellow peppers? Why not orange peppers?

1070
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know. I think the green sticks

1071
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 1: out from the tomatoes on anything else. Do you eat

1072
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: green peppers in any other way? I used to be

1073
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 1: addicted to pepper, green peppers. My grandma would cut them up,

1074
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: and I don't know. I love them. I don't know.

1075
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: I was really into peppers. Do you like red peppers

1076
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: and yello peppers? Do you ever eat those? I eat

1077
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 1: them like an apple. I love them. I don't. I

1078
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 1: don't discriminate, I don't. I don't see there's a difference

1079
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: between them. Andrew, the taste of a green pepper is

1080
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: so different than a red or yellow pepper. You don't

1081
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 1: know the difference. I honestly, I really don't. I'm not

1082
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: playing dumb here. I just I never Maybe with the

1083
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 1: other ones that are sweeter, it is cheaper. It's always

1084
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: cheaper at the supermarket. It is, and maybe that's why

1085
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: it's a more popular topping. Try next next time you do,

1086
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: try a green pepper and a red pepper. Like see

1087
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: how they taste different because they are vastly different, like

1088
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: a saute onion, caramelized onion. Yeah, caramelized onion. But I

1089
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: would think hungry. I know that sounds so good. Uh Noah,

1090
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: what is your favorite pizza topping? I don't know whatever.

1091
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: Maybe because you got because you're vegan, maybe I didn't

1092
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: go you would put meat, you would pick meat. Otherwise, well,

1093
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: green pepper with pepperoni. So I guess they kind of

1094
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: go together, like some of these best toppings need a

1095
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: friend and they come together at a point. Yeah, alright, well,

1096
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: I guess I'm thinking about like, if I would see

1097
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 1: this on a menu, I would definitely order it. And

1098
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:07,919
Speaker 1: I gotta say I love figs on a pizza. D's wild, dude,

1099
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: it's just wild. If I never even seen if I

1100
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 1: got a pizza, mind not, I just am not fancy

1101
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: enough places. Maybe I had a fig and bone marrow

1102
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: pizza one time, which bone marrow was surprisingly so good.

1103
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean I wouldn't eat it now,

1104
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: but that was delicious. If you are someone who eats animals,

1105
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: figs they have like the drizzle, isn't it like drizzled

1106
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 1: with honey. That's the kind of pizzas like figs, and yeah,

1107
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, figs. Do you know our like wasps

1108
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 1: have wasps in them like a fig? A fig cannot

1109
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 1: exist without a wasp dying inside of it. Well, I

1110
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 1: don't know if that's google it, google it. This is

1111
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: so true, I promise you. I think this is the

1112
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: most wild statement we've ever heard on this podcast. Who

1113
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: wants to bet me? What's an applecroy? A bunch of bees? Andrew?

1114
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: That wasn't the line that we rehearsed for this club.

1115
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: He look into it. Noah, Okay, there's big wasp fig. Alright,

1116
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: Well I have to read. It's like a whole big article.

1117
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: I have to this. Well, well, he will get to it.

1118
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 1: Are there wasps and figs? Here's the answer. I recently

1119
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 1: dropped a fortune on a hall of purplish figs at

1120
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,919
Speaker 1: the farmer's market. What was I gonna make? What wasn't

1121
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: I going to make? The I learned that many figs

1122
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: are POLLENI had by fig wasps, and that those tiny

1123
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: bugs die inside each fleshy pod. The bounty in my

1124
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: fridge suddenly took on a sinister quality. I needed to

1125
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 1: know where all my figs filled with dead wasp? The

1126
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 1: answer I learned is both yes and no. Okay, Figs

1127
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: have many secrets. They are actually inverted flowers. Each hollow

1128
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,479
Speaker 1: ball of vegetable tissue is lined with hundreds of tiny

1129
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: buds that bloom inside the pod. The flower that's in

1130
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: certain edible varieties produce a fruit covered seed, which is

1131
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: what gives figs some of their iconic crunch. Technically, they're

1132
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 1: known as Adgar gate Buddaba who gives a ship um.

1133
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: These days, many of the figs varieties that we buy

1134
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 1: in grocery stores and at the farmer's work in the

1135
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: US don't require pollination. Okay, so the ones that don't

1136
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 1: require pollination? So what's the deal with thig wasp? Because

1137
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: sweet shy figs bloom internally, many of the eight hundred

1138
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 1: plus varieties across the world require an intimate type of

1139
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: pollination to ripe it into an edible fruit. All figs

1140
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: are made up of both male and female flowers, but

1141
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: the only ones, the ones we eat, are generally harvested

1142
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: from dio sieges species deciduous. No, it's d I O

1143
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: E C I O u s dios diosus. In these

1144
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: about four varieties, all the figs on each tree behavior

1145
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: who get to the wasp bitch to pollinate these species?

1146
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: A female fig wasp just a couple of millimeters long,

1147
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: forces her way into a non edible, unripe, male behaving fig,

1148
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: where she lays her eggs and the flowers along the way.

1149
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: Her antennas snap and her wings are yanked from her body.

1150
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: It's a tight squeeze, says Shanahan, leaving her no way out.

1151
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 1: Her wingless male offspring mate with a winged female offspring

1152
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: yes their sisters before using their huge jaws to chomp

1153
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: tunnels through the fig that will allow the ladies to leave,

1154
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: But before she bids a jew that fertilized female wasp

1155
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 1: collects pollen from the male flowers. Then she squeezes. Who

1156
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: gives a ship. There's wasp in figs, is all I'm saying.

1157
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 1: It is a thing, and the ones that don't have

1158
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 1: them are engineered by humans. But most figs have a

1159
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 1: dead wasp inside them. I rest my case. Um, so

1160
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: Noah likes dead wasps on her pizza. Good to know. Um,

1161
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: my favorite pizza topping is also a combo. But because

1162
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm a vegan, I can't add of one of the things. Broccoli.

1163
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: Broccoli and pizza is my favorite thing. Ever. If you

1164
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 1: have that on your menu, I will eat your pizza.

1165
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: I will not eat the toppings of a pizza if

1166
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: it doesn't have broccoli involved. It's such an essential item.

1167
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 1: But I will say if I was still a if

1168
01:01:56,280 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 1: I was a non vegan, ricotta ricotta on a pizza,

1169
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: a ricotta dollop, which, by the way, vegan ricotta. I'll

1170
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: just go there. Vegan ricotta on a pizza the best thing.

1171
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: I just love that creamy like dollarp I love like

1172
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: a little little bulb of of ricotta. It's so freaking good.

1173
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 1: Garlic on pizza is good too, But I don't like

1174
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: bulbs of garlic. It's too much. It's just it looks

1175
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: like a little gush or of garlic, and it makes

1176
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: your breath stink and your body sink for like days. Ricotta.

1177
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: I learned that you can add it to any pasta,

1178
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 1: and then it didn't hit me until I was forty

1179
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: one years old that you can. You can make anything

1180
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: of lasagna, any kind of Italian and you can make anything.

1181
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 1: It's so good. You don't have to wait for lasagna tota.

1182
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: But even if you have cold ricotta in your like

1183
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: refrigerator and you get a pizza, just put some cold

1184
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 1: ricotto like that coolness on top of the hot pizza

1185
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 1: is delicious. Ricotta is so good. More ricotta. I'm with you.

1186
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 1: Put in your spaghetti, put it on there, put it anywhere,

1187
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: but as a Turkey sandwich but not Italian. Just just

1188
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 1: don't wait till design you put it on your chicken. Um.

1189
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: Have you guys been going out to eat a lot recently? Andrew,

1190
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 1: have you guys gone to any good places? You went

1191
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: to Sasha's well the other night doing shows Antonio Antonio's

1192
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: Ta Varna, the one that's up on the hill, that's

1193
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: like famous broaded toasted rabs, and like toasted ravioli. I

1194
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: do enjoy a toasted rabs Louis tradition. Yeah, it's a St.

1195
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: Louis tradition. I don't know if I like a ravioli

1196
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 1: with meat more over cheese, you know what I mean?

1197
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: Like or like other stuffing them? Yeah? Yeah, they all

1198
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: have meat. I guess that's the other. I like the

1199
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: dusting of parm i, like a little yeah, palm dust

1200
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 1: is solid, and I love a a red sauce. I

1201
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: always get red sauce on the side. I got broccolini

1202
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: this weekend, and I was just dipping it, like picking

1203
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 1: up by the stock and dipping it in the tomato

1204
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: sauce and going, I'm just lowering it into my mouth.

1205
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 1: It is like, I feel like that's my problem with

1206
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: most pizza places. They do not put enough sauce. Do

1207
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 1: you ask for extra sauce on the side and order

1208
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 1: it extra sauce. I learned it from my dad. Get

1209
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: extra sauce on the pie and then also get a

1210
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 1: little get sides of sauce if you're dining in, like

1211
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: gotta get in. I love sauce so much, love dressing, love.

1212
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:41,960
Speaker 1: But I mean I I like to say, like I combine.

1213
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: I put things on top of salads all the time.

1214
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: Final thought. Chris and I went to brunch yesterday in

1215
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: this place had nothing for me. They had like vegan burritos.

1216
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 1: I don't really eat bread or carbs. Don't come at

1217
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: me about it. It's just a thing I just don't.

1218
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: I would rather eat anything else than that too. Like

1219
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: it's just so it just feels to me like a

1220
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,960
Speaker 1: waste of food, Like I don't taste it enough, it's

1221
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 1: too dense. I want to eat, Like I can eat

1222
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 1: like six plates of vegetables for one tortilla. I would

1223
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 1: rather eat the vegetables, so because I like to consume

1224
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,960
Speaker 1: mass quantities, So I'm like, maybe I'll just eat the

1225
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: insides of this burrito. God, I'm so bombed. And then

1226
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 1: I saw that they had scrambles on the side, and

1227
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 1: then um, they's like I just made a plate of sides.

1228
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:27,439
Speaker 1: I got two tofu scrambles with kale. Then I got

1229
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 1: some fake bacon. Then I got a side salad. So

1230
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:36,240
Speaker 1: I have literally made this meal. I have four sides,

1231
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 1: and I and then the genius of just always getting

1232
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 1: a side salad and then getting sides and then you

1233
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 1: put it you all, you mix it in the salad.

1234
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 1: So I had a tofu scramble with kale on top

1235
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,959
Speaker 1: of a salad with tempay bacon inside, and I'm mixed

1236
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 1: it all together, and I put saracha and I put

1237
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: some of the salad dressing, and it was just this

1238
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: big mash of deliciousness. And I'm gonna go back there

1239
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: every day of my life because it was the best

1240
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: meal and I'm thinking at it right now is so

1241
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 1: freaking good. But I just no more shame about like

1242
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 1: I have to eat exactly what they give me, or

1243
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: like I feel so scared of making adjustments, like I

1244
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:14,920
Speaker 1: am all for having a meal made of appetizers, or

1245
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 1: just I go to an Italian restaurant, I don't eat pasta,

1246
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: and I start to freak out because I don't like pasta,

1247
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, everyone's gonna be mad at me, and

1248
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 1: they're gonna think I'm like dieting. I just don't want

1249
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 1: pasta for my dinner. I get a bunch of fucking sides,

1250
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: and then I get a side salad. I have that

1251
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 1: fresh crunch with the cooked vegetable on top. You have

1252
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: the crunch, and you have the lightness that you have

1253
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 1: like the oily like that. Oh it's so good, and

1254
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 1: then the red sauce that you can dip all over it.

1255
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,960
Speaker 1: It's so freaking good. Um. Being a vegan can be

1256
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 1: so fucking amazing, and I love it. I love the

1257
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: food that I get to eat, and like all the

1258
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 1: combinations I get to come up with, and it's my

1259
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: mouth is watering. I'm so fucking from and I don't

1260
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 1: know why. I already ate breakfast um Chris over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: You know, I told you last week that he got um,

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Speaker 1: I got that new like ring that is for self defense,

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, the knife ring. Well, then Chris on

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Speaker 1: top of that, because I was telling him like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I get scared running and he really understood it. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, and also this, you know, he feels

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Speaker 1: like he like kind of drugged me out here because

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Speaker 1: it's his job that he's working on here, and so

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01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 1: I think that he's like any kind of alarm I have.

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Speaker 1: He wants to like assuage my fears. So he bought

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Speaker 1: me a mace to where yeah it's pink, pink mat

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Speaker 1: matches my ring and matches the mic um and I

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01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 1: was so happy about it. And then a box arrived

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Speaker 1: the next day and it's another mace, and I go,

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Speaker 1: what do you think I'm going to run out of mace?

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01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 1: What's going on here? Like you think I'm gonna use?

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Speaker 1: Why do I need to? And he's like take it,

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01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 1: take back, take back. You have to be because you're

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01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,440
Speaker 1: bad one for you to like, oh is it sorry?

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Speaker 1: We didn't get it? If you're sorry, Andrew yeah, So

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Speaker 1: the mace with the way the wind blows. Yes, just

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01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: be careful when you use it outside because it could

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01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 1: you imagine. Oh, I always I had a joke before

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01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: that was like I can't use mace because I'll unless

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01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 1: I can spray it and then have the criminal like

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01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: walk through it like I do with perfume, Like I

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01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 1: never get perfume. I never spray in the rejection. However,

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01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 1: this is the gel kind, which I've always been recommended,

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01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 1: is better than like the spray kind, because the gel

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01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:25,160
Speaker 1: will be direct shot like hard. Like. He also got

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Speaker 1: me a arm band that shoots off a insanely loud

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01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,200
Speaker 1: noise up to a hundred thirty decibel alarm heard up

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01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:38,760
Speaker 1: to a thousand feet away. So I am ready to

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Speaker 1: be attacked at any time, so come out. It's like

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01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 1: that thing though, It's like if you bring out all that,

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Speaker 1: then you are going to get attacked, like you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's like the secret like, oh, if I bring

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Speaker 1: all this ship, like if if I'm running without anything,

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01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 1: maybe tell you. When I run without anything, I get

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01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: really scared. Like when it starts to get like dark,

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01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: I start to get, Like I start to jump at

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01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 1: the smallest thing, like I just like someone asked me

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01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 1: for direction. I was like, I like jump into a

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01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: I start fighting back. Like but if I'm already have

1306
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 1: these things, I'm not. I just feel okay, and it's

1307
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 1: nice to like, you know when I used to have

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01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,120
Speaker 1: the Tiger Lady, and I would use that be going

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01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,240
Speaker 1: to a parking lot and a little bit nervous. I

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01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 1: just know I'm ready. Like there's there's so many times

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01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,880
Speaker 1: I found myself as a woman where I'm like, I

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01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 1: am not ready at all. I would I would get.

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01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about knowing jiu jitsu and self defense.

1314
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 1: I know I wish I wanted to learn that stuff,

1315
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:36,360
Speaker 1: but I just can't wait for you to get your

1316
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 1: pink A R fifteen everything. Oh here's they have Azon guy? Now,

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01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 1: I mean, does they anon sell guns? But I guess

1318
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:49,639
Speaker 1: they can't, but they would if they could, for sure,

1319
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure in some states. Maybe yeah, I'll try to

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01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: get one maybe here. I watched The Last Dahmer. Did

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Speaker 1: you guys did you watch that yet? Andrew haven't the

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01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 1: last watch the last I did watch the last episode? Yeah, first,

1323
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:08,720
Speaker 1: and the last book that's so weird that you watched. Yeah. Yeah,

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01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,599
Speaker 1: we watched The Thought the other night and uh, Andrew

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Speaker 1: Chris fell asleep as you're watching it, so I had to, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, live his death alone. But I was so scared. Um,

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01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 1: it was really good and interesting. I just think that

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01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 1: series is so well done and it's funny because he's

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01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 1: great with John Wayne Gacy. The last episode is John

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01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:32,719
Speaker 1: Wayne Gacy. Oh yeah, I also watched like the first

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Speaker 1: the first step and then the last one, so like

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Speaker 1: him dying at the end, Like I felt sad because

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01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:42,559
Speaker 1: I didn't watch all his murders, you know what I mean?

1334
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 1: Like I was just like, why is this poor guy

1335
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 1: who found religion getting murdered? Yeah, you wanted to sweep

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01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,360
Speaker 1: And I mean I thought his dad was like the

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01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:54,000
Speaker 1: most sympathetic character of the whole thing. Was so sad

1338
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 1: to me, like now, and I cried when his dad

1339
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 1: said he forgave him. That is That's the feet of

1340
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: that show, is that it's a you're able to find

1341
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:07,120
Speaker 1: humanity in this person that was like not had no

1342
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 1: remorse or like no decency for someone who was not

1343
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 1: really human, but who really like that's what John you know, Um,

1344
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:21,639
Speaker 1: Dahmer is in jail when John Wayne Gesy gets caught

1345
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 1: and they're comparing the two and he's like, I don't

1346
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 1: think I'm anything like him. This guy he won't admit

1347
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 1: to what he did. I admitted everything. He's saying that

1348
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:34,120
Speaker 1: it's a lie. I say I did it all, and

1349
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 1: it's like that is that is unfortunate. You can kind

1350
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 1: of see the sadness in him of like why am

1351
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:42,120
Speaker 1: I this way? I really couldn't help but be like this,

1352
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:46,040
Speaker 1: And even Nisi Nash's character is like I know that

1353
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 1: he it's some there's something wrong with his brain and

1354
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,800
Speaker 1: that he couldn't help it. But I can't help but

1355
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:54,400
Speaker 1: hate him. I hate him and I want pain to

1356
01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:57,120
Speaker 1: happen to him. And it is There's something I liked

1357
01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,640
Speaker 1: about it because I'm a big advocate of there's no

1358
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:03,519
Speaker 1: free will and people that you know act in these

1359
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,200
Speaker 1: heinous ways really don't have a choice. They were always

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Speaker 1: going to do it. They're like, if you had their brain,

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01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:11,200
Speaker 1: you would do it too. You would do everything that

1362
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 1: these people did. Um, if you had Damer's brain, you

1363
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,360
Speaker 1: would have Damer. There's nothing if you had his life,

1364
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:19,080
Speaker 1: his family, if you grew up like him, you would

1365
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:20,800
Speaker 1: have done the exact There's nothing that you would have

1366
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,360
Speaker 1: done differently. It's like, like, it's just because he was

1367
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,120
Speaker 1: given that brain and you were given yours, and it's

1368
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 1: easy for us to go, how could he do that?

1369
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 1: It's like, but you don't, so I owe it. Ever

1370
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 1: since reading Free Will by Sam Harris, I've felt that

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Speaker 1: way about any kind of criminal, any kind of person.

1372
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Speaker 1: I still get mad at people and go, how could

1373
01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: they do that? But I can always kind of get

1374
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 1: to the place of like, well, it's it's not their fault.

1375
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,040
Speaker 1: They were just I'm just lucky I didn't have that

1376
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:47,120
Speaker 1: brain to to post that clip of me doing terrible

1377
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 1: crowd work, Like it's not their fault that they think

1378
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:52,560
Speaker 1: that's a good idea, you know. But um, but I

1379
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,519
Speaker 1: thought the show actually like uncovered that and gave people

1380
01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:58,680
Speaker 1: a little insight into their not being free will and

1381
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: that no one really has a choice in the matter

1382
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,680
Speaker 1: of things, which is a sensitive subject. I know, we

1383
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,120
Speaker 1: have to go, Um, We're gonna be here all week.

1384
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,760
Speaker 1: This is just the beginning of the show. I'm going

1385
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:11,839
Speaker 1: to Atlanta on Wednesday to shoot a show on Thursday,

1386
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna be on the road. Um, but well,

1387
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in l A until December, living

1388
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 1: my life here out in Santa Monica. I wouldn't viewed

1389
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: a house yesterday to or a condo that was next

1390
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 1: to the Airbnb and seeing at to just tour around

1391
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 1: and look inside and just you know, starting to think

1392
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,560
Speaker 1: about the future. But buying a house, I just I

1393
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,320
Speaker 1: don't think I can do it. It just seems like

1394
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,080
Speaker 1: too much money and you're responsible for everything, and I

1395
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 1: just I don't know. I don't understand why people buy

1396
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,200
Speaker 1: houses or have kids. I wish Taylor Swift had a

1397
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,519
Speaker 1: thing about not buying houses to a song about that

1398
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:51,360
Speaker 1: it's easier with the landlords. That would be the song

1399
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 1: she bought, you know what I mean. But there is

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01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 1: a house where she goes and then it was bought

1401
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:01,519
Speaker 1: by me, where she's talking about how it's ironic that

1402
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 1: you said that the last grade American didncy if you

1403
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,360
Speaker 1: want to look at it. Okay, guys, we'll be talking

1404
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:06,679
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift all this week. If you have any

1405
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 1: questions specifically about that, I'd love to answer them on

1406
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 1: the show. Oh I didn't get to uh. The controversial

1407
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 1: moment in the anti hero video where she stands on

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01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,920
Speaker 1: a scale and it says fat. People are freaking out

1409
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 1: about it. We'll talk about it tomorrow on the show.

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01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,680
Speaker 1: I'll give you my hot take. Thank you so much

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01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 1: for listening to the show. Don't Beka and Jack Antonof

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01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: is a producer. I was gonna say anton Off too,

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01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: I swear you think of his last name. I was

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01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:32,719
Speaker 1: just gonna say the guy from Bleachers,