WEBVTT - Weds Post Show (12-07-22) 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:05.480 It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:11.680 Bobby Bones. Hello, It's crazy. Is I just you got? 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:14.400 Sometimes you can feel whenever a cold is coming over you, 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:18.480 like you just feel it. You're like, oh, that happened 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:21.480 to me this morning. It kept getting worse throughout the morning. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:24.960 Where now it's like, oh no, like it's here, it's arrived, 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:28.400 it has it's too late for the vitamin C or whatever, 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:31.480 the airborne. I think that stuff you need to do 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:33.440 for weeks and weeks and weeks to keep it once 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:36.760 it's already in. If it's viral, it's like watching somebody 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:39.600 like uber eats or Postmates, when you can look and 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:41.800 see where they are coming to your house, it's like, okay, 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:44.520 they're twelve minutes away. Once it's coming, you're like, well 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:46.279 it's coming. At some point, it's going to arrive with 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:50.000 my delivery of sickness. So I'm just gonna sit here 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.479 and wait and try to be as ready as possible. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.200 That's tough because you'll never know that an advance that 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.120 you're going to need that like there's never you gotta 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:59.480 keep it going. You just gotta keep doing it. So 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:02.920 but here and it's almost noon while recording this we've 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:06.040 been we just recorded a deal with for King and 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:09.240 Country to play on Monday show Man. They are so good, 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:11.679 you're gonna love it. That's all. They're so good, you're 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.120 gonna love it. And that took an hour or so. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.759 But they did a couple songs, but they were there 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.600 was I mean, I expected them to be good, but 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:20.600 I guess I didn't expect them to be amazing. Yeah, 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:24.560 they were really good. They brought the whole band. Yeah, 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:26.759 they wanted to bring more. Well, they had people playing 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:31.040 in the hallway, but they cut it down. It's really cool. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:32.720 So I can't wait for you guys to hear that 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.720 on Monday. Well, I wanted to get to a couple 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:39.679 of things. Number one, a nurse stole these kids adderall 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:43.000 and replaced it with aspern a school nurse. Did you 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.399 guys see this story at all? And I just wonder 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.160 how many times that this school nurse is able to 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:49.720 get away with it before they actually got caught. Okay, Oh, 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.880 so because she wanted Ada to steal it, that makes 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:56.000 so much sense, probably to probably for herself. A middle 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:58.400 school nurse in Florida's accused of stealing adderall from students 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.000 pill bottles and replaced them with aspurn in thelead. Parents 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:02.680 knew something was up and they noticed changes in their 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.680 kids's behavior. There's been a big adderall shortage for a 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:07.280 while now, but not for this lady in a middle 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:09.920 school nurse in Floria's facing charges for stealing it from children. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.800 Her name is MICHAELA. She's twenty seven. She lives in 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:16.560 the town of Niceville on the Florida Panhandle. She just 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:21.440 started working was uprolle working at the school in July. 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:24.519 All the kids medications were kept in a lock medicine cabinet, 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.160 so she'd go in, takes them out of all out, 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:27.880 replaced with things like aspen or leave, depending on what 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:30.120 the pills look like. In September, a girl noticed her 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.280 adderall pills didn't look right. Then her mom and several 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.640 other parents started noticing changes in the kids behavior. The 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.000 school eventually realized there were over one hundred pills I 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.120 accounted for. Wow, it does say they don't know if 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.040 she was taking them or selling them. Maybe with that 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.880 many both, I'm just speculating. Yeah, maybe, but there has 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.600 been a shortage for sure, So yeah, and that means 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:52.120 she's not able to get hers. Yeah, I don't know. 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:55.440 That means yes, I would or mark them up for more. 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:58.239 Let's not stealing from the kids. You know. She's facing 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.520 charges of grand theft of a controlled substance, failing to 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:05.680 keep narcotics records in five counts of child maltreatment. Woo 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.440 that final one child maltreatment. You never want that on 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.240 your record. No, oh, I have five of some of 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.520 those parents. I would be so mad. I mean, it's adderall, 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:16.240 but still when you're taking something that consistently like a 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:18.960 stimulant and you're like all work, you can't just like 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.160 stop taking it, like you need a doctor to wean 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.880 you off and stuff, and like that's she's messing with 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:32.600 home life, do not? Mm? So I had to say, 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.600 they discover why people get more colds in the winter, 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.000 and I have always thought, and I still believe that 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:40.280 this is a part of a two. We're inside a 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.840 lot more so, we're always around folks when it's warmer, 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:50.040 we are outside more just randomly doing things inside malls, houses, schools. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.920 Everybody's inside when it gets colder. Now, they say, though, 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:56.960 researchers say that dropping the temperature inside the nose by 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:59.960 just nine degrees kills off almost half of the German 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:04.560 fighting cells. They are challenging my theory. You know what, 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.360 I don't have time for this. My theory as a 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:11.880 doctor published in the Journal of bibones dot Com says 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:15.360 it's people being inside. One of my doctors said that 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.320 he never turns the heater on because that'll get you sick. 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:21.239 Like never, even if it's really cold in the cars. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.440 I never turned the car heater on, never turned the 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:27.000 house heater on, because that heat does what they just said, like, 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.760 that's exactly what he said, that it kills those germ 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:32.280 fighting germs or whatever. Would you also say that I'm 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:34.960 your doctor. You are, you're one of my doctors. Thank you, 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.719 honorary doctor. But I can sign it, sign what anything? Doctor? 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:43.560 You can't sign for my prescription. Let's see, I guess 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.080 physically you could. Let's see a short man or more 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:50.839 narcissistic and have psychopathic tendencies. There is a new study 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:55.599 says that short men develop psychologically formidable traits. The study 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.640 involved hundreds of men who ask questions on the dark 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:01.680 triad of psychopathic tendencies. Researchers say that appearing more powerful 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.320 may turn and affect others perceptions of heights. So Fraymundo 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.720 wanted to be like, Okay, I'm sure, but I gotta 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.600 do things to show people I'm not weak. It's I'm 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.880 gonna go murder some people, yeah, or take over a country. Yeah, 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.200 I'm the next Jeffrey Dahmer. You got me. You know, 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:16.560 I wanted to bring that up. I'm glad, he said, 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.400 Jeffrey Dahmer, what do you want to bring It reminds 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.159 me about something with Morgan. I'm gonna tell the story. 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:24.839 Then I'm gonna give what I think is the correct 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.719 feedback on this. But Morgan Ray brought up Jeffrey Dahmer. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.359 I know you have a Jeffrey Dahmer's store. You go ahead. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.600 So a guy messaged me on a dating app and 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.880 I could tell he was using a lot of humor, 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:38.400 and I was okay with that when we were messaging 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:41.920 on the dating app, but he also started the conversation 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:44.479 with I think I love you so like just I 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.080 think using a lot of humor to match with me, 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.040 and I was just kind of letting it slide. But 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.719 then he asked for my number and I gave it 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.080 to him, and the first thing that he texts me is, hey, 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:58.320 it's Jeffrey Dahmer, and then his follow up was, JK, 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:02.120 it's blank. I didn't even respond because I want I 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:05.040 didn't know how to respond. I laugh at a lot 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:06.520 of things. I think a lot of things are funny, 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.240 and I think there's a lot of ways you can 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:11.360 approach a situation. This is not one of them. Hey 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.599 it's Jeffrey. All the people you could have chosen. He 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.839 was being funny. That is kind of funny. But yes, yeah, 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:20.719 I'm gonna say, well, it's humor. I understand the attempted 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:24.640 humor because Ray just made a Jeffrey Dahmer joke. Yeah, 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:27.800 Like if O J. Simpson was big, right now, you 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.880 text someone, Hey, it's me O J. Simpson, Like, that's funny. KJK, 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:36.440 that's funny. I think probably because the show was so big, 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:39.600 he's now what people associate with crazy psycho killer, which 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:41.440 he is, and was Oh yeah, But I don't think 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:44.000 that's a reason not to talk with him. I missed 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.599 a joke. Man, if girls never talked to me me because 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:46.760 a miss joke, well they didn't talk to me, but 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.960 it wasn't because of miss jokes, but because of miss jokes. 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:50.720 And I would have never got married. Oh, I would 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:54.000 have never married me. I missed so many jokes, just 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:57.120 fell flat. You don't like him or was that a 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:58.440 reason for you to go? You know, I don't like 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:01.520 him anyway. No, I hadn't even met him yet. But like, 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.800 if you're going to choose somebody to pretend to be, 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.800 you're gonna choose a psycho killer pretending. And his joke 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.360 was it's me the psycho killer, just kidding, I'm not 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.720 a psycho killer's Yeah, listen, I don't know you well 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:13.400 enough to know if that's a joke or not yet. 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.360 And quite frankly, if you're gonna like say that, then 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.240 I'm just gonna believe what you say. Amy, what do 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.520 you think I think she's overreacting. I'll light up. I mean, 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:21.920 you could see where it goes. I don't like it, 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:25.920 but yeah, I guess the guys are convincing me that 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:29.080 it's not that bad. But still just a bad joke. Yeah, 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:35.000 but girls, we don't want to JKJK yes quickly too. 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.920 I mean, hey, you can't be JK and with psycho killers. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:39.800 And also Jeffrey Dahmer's not alive, so you know it 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:43.840 wasn't him. There's no confusion. What do you think about that? 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.400 That text? Um, it's on a lot of different levels. 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:48.720 He was trying to show you that he's into pop culture. 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.760 He likes watching streaming services. He listens to the Bobby 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.800 Bone shoesn't there's a lot in that. And yes he 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.120 is joking about a killer, but the guy's dead. So 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.960 he just wanted to see if maybe, if you're a psychopath, 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:01.640 there are you going to be weirded out by him 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:03.960 saying that? Yes, I was weird about none of them 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:07.720 like him saying hey it's Ted Bundy, Like what that's different? No, 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:11.000 why it's different because he did different stuff. This is 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:17.320 the same thing, same thing. Did yeah he ate people? Yeah, murder? 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:19.880 Was it just women? No? It was no, Right, That's 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:23.600 what I'm saying. He's trying to date. Not good, that's 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:27.640 not a psycho. Killers meet people at the club and 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:29.680 then take them and drug them. And I'm not saying 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.240 one's better than the other. What I'm saying one of 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:34.360 them is more about dating than the other one. If 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:36.960 either one come across, I'd be like, okay, lame attempted humor, 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:39.000 But I'm not going to run away from right. I 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.240 guess if you find out he's obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:44.600 in real life, oh gosh, like pictures, Yeah, then you run. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.080 If she has dating land, then she dies. We're gonna 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:48.960 feel really bad. I'm not gonna I want to be like, well, 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:50.880 how lucky was at it? It was my fault. But 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.480 but there's like, uh, this is your first impression of somebody, 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.760 and that was the first impression you chose. Was that 0:08:58.160 --> 0:08:59.720 out of all that? Like you can make that sh 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.120 You guys talking on the app and you saw he 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.559 jokes around a lot. He does, but then he just 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.880 you know, reiterated that he doesn't have a lot of 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.960 good You know how guys have the cute crazy scale 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:13.520 or whatever, Like is he what's his scale? Is it 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:17.400 worth it? I don't think so. Nosy, No, that's different, 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.920 not versus a psycho side. No, he got to be 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:22.679 like a ten plus plus if if we're going that far, 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.959 I don't think anybody's a ten plus. I know, I 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.839 think you're overreacting, but it's not my life and I'm 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.840 not the one that's gonna get murdered. Right, would it 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:34.400 be a joke you would do buns? No, I'm not 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.760 too good. I wasn't too good for it long ago. Yeah. 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:38.920 Maybe I wouldn't say Jeffrey Dahmer because he wasn't a 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.280 thing then, but I'd have been like, yeah, OJ, anything 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:44.839 that's pop culture at the moment, pop culture killer. Hey, moment, 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:51.360 it's Scott Peterson just kidding. Oh my gosh, that's HI. 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.960 That's worse than OJ, because OJ's like, okay, oh god, 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:59.960 they're all bad. Yes, but I'm saying I'm not saying 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.760 it was too good to make that dumb joke. But 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:03.720 at the time, there's a lot of people that thought 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:08.240 OJ was innocent. Really yeah at the time, and he 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:12.280 was proven innocent. What's proven innocent? No? No, no, I 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:15.200 mean there's no there, no voted hold on. So if 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:17.679 you don't prove it didn't prove innocence. He was. They 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.679 found him not guilty. There's a different Okay, so he's 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.600 found not guilty in that court and then in the 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.640 civil court guilty, and the civil court they did find 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:29.040 him guilty. Yeah, but that's paying money. And before all 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:31.320 that everyone assumed he was. I mean, you could be 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.040 like text, hey is this John mana this is our 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.880 uncle that's still in hiding, just kidding, JKJK. You can't 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.080 do stuff like that, but if you do, it's a 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:41.199 bad joke because you kind of do look like John 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:45.320 man A Ramsey as an older older girl, doesn't she Morgan? Yeah, 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:49.240 she done, I do. Yeah. Do you know her John 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.480 Many Ramsey, the girl that was killed? Well I know her. Yeah, 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.040 And like they think it could be all these people, 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.120 and you think all those jokes are a bad taste. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.280 But I don't think it's worth running away from. Like 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:01.680 I could be her older sister. No, you once she's grown, 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.640 she's like she would have been like thirty. Now. In fact, 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.520 they still can't figure out who that is is so 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:09.880 is the uncle of except I don't know. There were 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:12.640 all the suspects of dad, the parents. That's a crazy one. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:15.480 It's crazy. I was just making another like tasteless joke 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.640 that you'd be like, oh, but you wouldn't run away, 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:23.240 especially if you liked him from this text or whatever. Like, 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.320 I mean, I think he sounds interesting me too. I'm 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.240 up for it. You know, let me like you, let 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:32.920 me catfish him. That's the thing. What's his face? Jeffrey 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.880 Dahmer who started this? I mean, guys, were finding him interesting. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:40.040 He was charming, not Jeffrey Dahmer said, I know, but 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:46.319 you're saying this guy, he's not him. It was a 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:49.719 joke that wasn't great. It landed weirdly. I don't think 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.840 you should cut somebody off for that. I'm especially sensitive 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.520 to it. What I can handle a really bad joke 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:57.280 or like a dad joke, but like a Jeffrey Dahmer joke, 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:00.640 apparently I can't handle. Okay, I handled Joe could give 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.800 me a pun. I feel good about that. Well, you 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.280 missed out a great guy. He sounds funny. He does 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:10.840 sound funny. And the guy's up for dinner anywhere, you know, anywhere, anywhere, 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:18.000 anything stop. Americans will spend about four hundred bucks on 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:21.560 presents this year. Oh yeah, for the holidays, like holiday gifts. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:25.400 Don't get me. I don't don't waste your money on me. No, 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:29.719 you're getting something the group. Everybody don't do like a 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.280 thing where you're because I don't want you to waste 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:34.000 you Are you doing that thing where? Yes, don't give 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.840 me something. You're doing that thing my wife does. Yeah, Hey, seriously, 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.200 this year, don't give me any I love it. Did 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:45.079 you find your Keith Urban Cologne for Christmas. It's been bought. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:46.880 I've yet to smell it. I don't know if that's 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.400 the one. What do you mean did you buy it? 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:50.640 So I told my wife that I wanted the Keith 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.720 Urban cologne, and so I did some investigating and like 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.360 somebody told me, somebody that's close to Keith in his 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:00.400 camp said, we believe that this is the colonial word. Oh, 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:01.880 I don't want to say that. I talked to Nicole 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:03.640 about it. Yeah, don't say, because the thing is you 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:05.880 don't want to steal someone's scent or even know they 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.199 steal it. Because if somebody has a special scent of 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:11.599 their thing, you don't. It's almost like a name and 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:14.080 a kid after somebody. Yes, especially if they have it 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:15.760 before you know, you can't go and get it. Then 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:22.600 what a cologne? Yeah, it's it's like the dog pet 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:25.520 on that tree. It's public, yes, but it would be 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:29.080 like um wearing a hat with like like what if 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:31.440 people start wearing Cole Swindell's hat, the one like an 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:37.520 other artists the state, Georgia's whatever, the southern in some brand. Yes, 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.280 it's public and anybody could do it, but another artist 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:41.880 shouldn't grab and wear the hat all the time. That's 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.280 Cole swind They kind of called it. Oh but I 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.760 didn't know a smell, yeah, especially if it's like a 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.920 specific smell. I think Keith would be like, wow, what 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:50.719 a compliment? You want to smell like? You don't, just 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.040 don't tell them, and you're never a round up, so 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:53.640 they won't know, right. But if it were my smell 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:55.640 and you started wearing, I'll be pissed. I'd be like, 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:58.280 you can't do that. Not like that. Yeah they are 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:03.719 they are, yeah, huh yeah like that. No, okay, we're 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.080 the two here. But in all fairness, I also still 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.880 can't smell anything. So if somebody just you still can't 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:12.079 smell from COVID, not crazy, I say kiss a goodbye? 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.360 Oh my god, it's done. I can't believe you kiss 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:18.360 how long? Now we're over a year and three months. 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:22.800 That is bizarre. And now I'm getting weird whipps of 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.600 things like potatoes have smelled like smoke and salmon to me. 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:27.680 Now now it's just all kinds of messed up. It's 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.160 just nerve damage, huh yeah. And it's it's funny because 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.680 I can't feel anything in there either. M you can't 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.880 feel in your nose. No, I COVID tested this morning 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:39.040 because this thing's coming on. I'm, you know, negatory. But 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:41.120 I never lost my taste or smell when I got 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.640 a year ago or so, Yeah, I lost it. And 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:48.480 now when people are getting COVID, I think that symptoms different. Well, 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:50.480 if I was wearing a specific hat all the time, 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.560 or had a specific smell or was ed and you 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.320 started wearing it, gonna be like, bro, this I've kind 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:55.640 of called it. I don't own it for a body 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.920 in the world, but in our group, this is my smell. 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.320 I agree, completely agree with you. But with is Keith 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:02.720 Urban one? It's crazy because no one really knows. But 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:04.960 check this out. So my wife goes to the store 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.600 and she just straights up asked the lady, like, hey, 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:10.400 my husband wants the Keith Urban cologne, the one he 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:14.600 wears and this sells sales. Lady says, I am eighty 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:16.560 percent sure this is the one, because a lot of 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.040 people come in here asking that you asked somebody in 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:20.680 his cans. She didn't, So that's what led us to 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.720 that store. And then my wife has I think I'd 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.680 have like six different versions of colognees and the ladies said, yeah, 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:28.120 people come in here all the time asking for the 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.640 Keith Urban cologne and we are eighty percent sure this 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:32.360 is the one, says she bought it. Why didn't you 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:33.640 just ask me? I about to text the Keith and 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:34.840 be like, hey, what colone do you wear? He's not. 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:36.040 I don't want him to tell I don't want to 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.800 get Keith involved, you know what I mean? Like you said, 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:39.800 I don't want to say, hey, man, you know Eddie, 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:41.680 you know he's trying to steal your smell, like we 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.200 didn't not do that. But he wouldn't. I don't think 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:45.640 he would. Characters. You're not in his group. You don't 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.560 hang out with him, man, But if he came, if 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.320 I knew he was coming, I'd spray it on heavy, heavy, 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:53.400 so we'd be like, solve Keith. A mom who tattooed 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.480 ryeballs blue and purple and Mitch, she's losing her sight? 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.520 What does you think was gonna happen if you tattooed 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:02.480 your eyes? But people do that? Yeah. A mom of 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.200 five admitted she regrets not listening to her seven year 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:06.760 old daughters warning she could go blind if she got 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:08.880 her eyeballs tattooed because now she's losing her site. It's 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:11.640 the white stuff. That's just Oh, I can't look at that. 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:14.240 Mic Good seven year olds telling her that a woman 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:18.400 sues Apple claiming her exes used to use the air 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:21.560 tag to track them. Apple is the focus of a 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:24.080 class action suits center on two women suing the company 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:26.520 allegend their air tags or unreasonably be dangerous products that 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.240 can be used by stalkers. Now, though, if there's an 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:30.040 air tag with you, it shows, even if there's one 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:31.680 following you, it comes up on your phone and goes 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:33.560 you don't alleged being followed. I guess the problem is 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:37.320 that they don't have a product. Let's say they're an 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.160 android person, or they don't have a fun or it's 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:40.640 dead and you put an AirTag in, they'll have no 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.560 way to know that's true. So that part is I 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:52.800 guess true. Lunchbox is sick, so he will be back tomorrow, Friday, Monday. 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:58.280 What happened, Morgan? So Lunchbox kicked you guys off of 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:00.840 a What were you doing? So? I heard this from 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.200 you and Abby? But what's the spill story? Okay? So 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.879 Abby and I were were recording the best bits. It 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:07.600 was this weekend. We came up on a day that 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.879 we were not working and we were in the office. 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:12.360 We weren't even in the studio. We were in your 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:15.679 office recording the podcast. And we're in there, We're probably 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:19.119 twenty five minutes into recording, and he just opens the 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.119 door and he's like, I have one liner. I got 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:24.680 a record. And I was like, really, like, how did 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:26.000 you come up here at the same time we are, 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:28.000 and we're in this room right now and you're interrupting 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:31.320 our podcast. I reluctantly was like, okay, you can record 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:32.600 your one liner that you need to do. You need 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:34.840 to get out of here. He comes over and he 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:37.840 barely so much as touches the computer. The whole computer 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.920 shuts off. So erase your podcast, erase twenty five minutes 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.560 of the podcast that we did. Oh my god. First 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:46.560 of all, he doesn't he can't kick you off. That 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:49.040 I guess he did. Oh. I was trying to be 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:51.680 nice because I was like, Okay, you have one sentence 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:53.840 to record, and you need to do it in here. 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:56.439 But I'm like, really, of all the times that you 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:58.240 could come in and do this and like demand to 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:01.439 do that and then you up our entire podcast that 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:03.440 we had recorded, so abby and I had to start 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:05.920 over again on our day off to do this. I'd 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:08.320 be doubly annoyed. One that he raced everything, but two 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:09.680 that he just would like, get off the computer. I 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.160 need to use it now, wait your turn. You we're 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:15.600 up here at the time, we're not supposed to be working. Yep. 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:17.280 What would he say if he were here, though? What 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.160 would his reaction be? Because he's not here to defend himself, 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:23.560 so you beat him and beat him as devil's adkin. Well, 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:26.800 I only have one liner. Two, It was just one, 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:29.960 So why couldn't I use the computer? Probably it's not 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:32.920 my fault that the computer missed up our Stuff's faulty 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:35.800 in here. But why did you think you had the 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:38.240 right to kick them off of something? It was one liner. 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:42.199 I mean, no one listens to Morgan's podcast anyway, But 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.359 that doesn't matter. You know, he would say that, I know, 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:48.359 I'm sorry that happened. Yeah, it's okay. Your dog was 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:50.480 eating a dead bird in your living room. Oh, I 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:52.760 thought she was chewing on her bone. She that's were 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:55.160 in the living room on my rug is normally where 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:59.040 she choose on her bones, and we're all in there, Stevenson. 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:02.399 Stevenson had a friend over and that friend's mom were chilling, 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:06.600 and I see that it is a bird. I mean, 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:08.120 she had had it in there for I don't even 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:09.920