Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. Hello, It's crazy. Is I just you got?
Speaker 1: Sometimes you can feel whenever a cold is coming over you,
Speaker 1: like you just feel it. You're like, oh, that happened
Speaker 1: to me this morning. It kept getting worse throughout the morning.
Speaker 1: Where now it's like, oh no, like it's here, it's arrived,
Speaker 1: it has it's too late for the vitamin C or whatever,
Speaker 1: the airborne. I think that stuff you need to do
Speaker 1: for weeks and weeks and weeks to keep it once
Speaker 1: it's already in. If it's viral, it's like watching somebody
Speaker 1: like uber eats or Postmates, when you can look and
Speaker 1: see where they are coming to your house, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: they're twelve minutes away. Once it's coming, you're like, well
Speaker 1: it's coming. At some point, it's going to arrive with
Speaker 1: my delivery of sickness. So I'm just gonna sit here
Speaker 1: and wait and try to be as ready as possible.
Speaker 1: That's tough because you'll never know that an advance that
Speaker 1: you're going to need that like there's never you gotta
Speaker 1: keep it going. You just gotta keep doing it. So
Speaker 1: but here and it's almost noon while recording this we've
Speaker 1: been we just recorded a deal with for King and
Speaker 1: Country to play on Monday show Man. They are so good,
Speaker 1: you're gonna love it. That's all. They're so good, you're
Speaker 1: gonna love it. And that took an hour or so.
Speaker 1: But they did a couple songs, but they were there
Speaker 1: was I mean, I expected them to be good, but
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't expect them to be amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were really good. They brought the whole band. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they wanted to bring more. Well, they had people playing
Speaker 1: in the hallway, but they cut it down. It's really cool.
Speaker 1: So I can't wait for you guys to hear that
Speaker 1: on Monday. Well, I wanted to get to a couple
Speaker 1: of things. Number one, a nurse stole these kids adderall
Speaker 1: and replaced it with aspern a school nurse. Did you
Speaker 1: guys see this story at all? And I just wonder
Speaker 1: how many times that this school nurse is able to
Speaker 1: get away with it before they actually got caught. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: so because she wanted Ada to steal it, that makes
Speaker 1: so much sense, probably to probably for herself. A middle
Speaker 1: school nurse in Florida's accused of stealing adderall from students
Speaker 1: pill bottles and replaced them with aspurn in thelead. Parents
Speaker 1: knew something was up and they noticed changes in their
Speaker 1: kids's behavior. There's been a big adderall shortage for a
Speaker 1: while now, but not for this lady in a middle
Speaker 1: school nurse in Floria's facing charges for stealing it from children.
Speaker 1: Her name is MICHAELA. She's twenty seven. She lives in
Speaker 1: the town of Niceville on the Florida Panhandle. She just
Speaker 1: started working was uprolle working at the school in July.
Speaker 1: All the kids medications were kept in a lock medicine cabinet,
Speaker 1: so she'd go in, takes them out of all out,
Speaker 1: replaced with things like aspen or leave, depending on what
Speaker 1: the pills look like. In September, a girl noticed her
Speaker 1: adderall pills didn't look right. Then her mom and several
Speaker 1: other parents started noticing changes in the kids behavior. The
Speaker 1: school eventually realized there were over one hundred pills I
Speaker 1: accounted for. Wow, it does say they don't know if
Speaker 1: she was taking them or selling them. Maybe with that
Speaker 1: many both, I'm just speculating. Yeah, maybe, but there has
Speaker 1: been a shortage for sure, So yeah, and that means
Speaker 1: she's not able to get hers. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That means yes, I would or mark them up for more.
Speaker 1: Let's not stealing from the kids. You know. She's facing
Speaker 1: charges of grand theft of a controlled substance, failing to
Speaker 1: keep narcotics records in five counts of child maltreatment. Woo
Speaker 1: that final one child maltreatment. You never want that on
Speaker 1: your record. No, oh, I have five of some of
Speaker 1: those parents. I would be so mad. I mean, it's adderall,
Speaker 1: but still when you're taking something that consistently like a
Speaker 1: stimulant and you're like all work, you can't just like
Speaker 1: stop taking it, like you need a doctor to wean
Speaker 1: you off and stuff, and like that's she's messing with
Speaker 1: home life, do not? Mm? So I had to say,
Speaker 1: they discover why people get more colds in the winter,
Speaker 1: and I have always thought, and I still believe that
Speaker 1: this is a part of a two. We're inside a
Speaker 1: lot more so, we're always around folks when it's warmer,
Speaker 1: we are outside more just randomly doing things inside malls, houses, schools.
Speaker 1: Everybody's inside when it gets colder. Now, they say, though,
Speaker 1: researchers say that dropping the temperature inside the nose by
Speaker 1: just nine degrees kills off almost half of the German
Speaker 1: fighting cells. They are challenging my theory. You know what,
Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. My theory as a
Speaker 1: doctor published in the Journal of bibones dot Com says
Speaker 1: it's people being inside. One of my doctors said that
Speaker 1: he never turns the heater on because that'll get you sick.
Speaker 1: Like never, even if it's really cold in the cars.
Speaker 1: I never turned the car heater on, never turned the
Speaker 1: house heater on, because that heat does what they just said, like,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what he said, that it kills those germ
Speaker 1: fighting germs or whatever. Would you also say that I'm
Speaker 1: your doctor. You are, you're one of my doctors. Thank you,
Speaker 1: honorary doctor. But I can sign it, sign what anything? Doctor?
Speaker 1: You can't sign for my prescription. Let's see, I guess
Speaker 1: physically you could. Let's see a short man or more
Speaker 1: narcissistic and have psychopathic tendencies. There is a new study
Speaker 1: says that short men develop psychologically formidable traits. The study
Speaker 1: involved hundreds of men who ask questions on the dark
Speaker 1: triad of psychopathic tendencies. Researchers say that appearing more powerful
Speaker 1: may turn and affect others perceptions of heights. So Fraymundo
Speaker 1: wanted to be like, Okay, I'm sure, but I gotta
Speaker 1: do things to show people I'm not weak. It's I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go murder some people, yeah, or take over a country. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the next Jeffrey Dahmer. You got me. You know,
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring that up. I'm glad, he said,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Dahmer, what do you want to bring It reminds
Speaker 1: me about something with Morgan. I'm gonna tell the story.
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna give what I think is the correct
Speaker 1: feedback on this. But Morgan Ray brought up Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 1: I know you have a Jeffrey Dahmer's store. You go ahead.
Speaker 1: So a guy messaged me on a dating app and
Speaker 1: I could tell he was using a lot of humor,
Speaker 1: and I was okay with that when we were messaging
Speaker 1: on the dating app, but he also started the conversation
Speaker 1: with I think I love you so like just I
Speaker 1: think using a lot of humor to match with me,
Speaker 1: and I was just kind of letting it slide. But
Speaker 1: then he asked for my number and I gave it
Speaker 1: to him, and the first thing that he texts me is, hey,
Speaker 1: it's Jeffrey Dahmer, and then his follow up was, JK,
Speaker 1: it's blank. I didn't even respond because I want I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to respond. I laugh at a lot
Speaker 1: of things. I think a lot of things are funny,
Speaker 1: and I think there's a lot of ways you can
Speaker 1: approach a situation. This is not one of them. Hey
Speaker 1: it's Jeffrey. All the people you could have chosen. He
Speaker 1: was being funny. That is kind of funny. But yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, well, it's humor. I understand the attempted
Speaker 1: humor because Ray just made a Jeffrey Dahmer joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like if O J. Simpson was big, right now, you
Speaker 1: text someone, Hey, it's me O J. Simpson, Like, that's funny. KJK,
Speaker 1: that's funny. I think probably because the show was so big,
Speaker 1: he's now what people associate with crazy psycho killer, which
Speaker 1: he is, and was Oh yeah, But I don't think
Speaker 1: that's a reason not to talk with him. I missed
Speaker 1: a joke. Man, if girls never talked to me me because
Speaker 1: a miss joke, well they didn't talk to me, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't because of miss jokes, but because of miss jokes.
Speaker 1: And I would have never got married. Oh, I would
Speaker 1: have never married me. I missed so many jokes, just
Speaker 1: fell flat. You don't like him or was that a
Speaker 1: reason for you to go? You know, I don't like
Speaker 1: him anyway. No, I hadn't even met him yet. But like,
Speaker 1: if you're going to choose somebody to pretend to be,
Speaker 1: you're gonna choose a psycho killer pretending. And his joke
Speaker 1: was it's me the psycho killer, just kidding, I'm not
Speaker 1: a psycho killer's Yeah, listen, I don't know you well
Speaker 1: enough to know if that's a joke or not yet.
Speaker 1: And quite frankly, if you're gonna like say that, then
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna believe what you say. Amy, what do
Speaker 1: you think I think she's overreacting. I'll light up. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could see where it goes. I don't like it,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I guess the guys are convincing me that
Speaker 1: it's not that bad. But still just a bad joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but girls, we don't want to JKJK yes quickly too.
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, you can't be JK and with psycho killers.
Speaker 1: And also Jeffrey Dahmer's not alive, so you know it
Speaker 1: wasn't him. There's no confusion. What do you think about that?
Speaker 1: That text? Um, it's on a lot of different levels.
Speaker 1: He was trying to show you that he's into pop culture.
Speaker 1: He likes watching streaming services. He listens to the Bobby
Speaker 1: Bone shoesn't there's a lot in that. And yes he
Speaker 1: is joking about a killer, but the guy's dead. So
Speaker 1: he just wanted to see if maybe, if you're a psychopath,
Speaker 1: there are you going to be weirded out by him
Speaker 1: saying that? Yes, I was weird about none of them
Speaker 1: like him saying hey it's Ted Bundy, Like what that's different? No,
Speaker 1: why it's different because he did different stuff. This is
Speaker 1: the same thing, same thing. Did yeah he ate people? Yeah, murder?
Speaker 1: Was it just women? No? It was no, Right, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He's trying to date. Not good, that's
Speaker 1: not a psycho. Killers meet people at the club and
Speaker 1: then take them and drug them. And I'm not saying
Speaker 1: one's better than the other. What I'm saying one of
Speaker 1: them is more about dating than the other one. If
Speaker 1: either one come across, I'd be like, okay, lame attempted humor,
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to run away from right. I
Speaker 1: guess if you find out he's obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer
Speaker 1: in real life, oh gosh, like pictures, Yeah, then you run.
Speaker 1: If she has dating land, then she dies. We're gonna
Speaker 1: feel really bad. I'm not gonna I want to be like, well,
Speaker 1: how lucky was at it? It was my fault. But
Speaker 1: but there's like, uh, this is your first impression of somebody,
Speaker 1: and that was the first impression you chose. Was that
Speaker 1: out of all that? Like you can make that sh
Speaker 1: You guys talking on the app and you saw he
Speaker 1: jokes around a lot. He does, but then he just
Speaker 1: you know, reiterated that he doesn't have a lot of
Speaker 1: good You know how guys have the cute crazy scale
Speaker 1: or whatever, Like is he what's his scale? Is it
Speaker 1: worth it? I don't think so. Nosy, No, that's different,
Speaker 1: not versus a psycho side. No, he got to be
Speaker 1: like a ten plus plus if if we're going that far,
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's a ten plus. I know, I
Speaker 1: think you're overreacting, but it's not my life and I'm
Speaker 1: not the one that's gonna get murdered. Right, would it
Speaker 1: be a joke you would do buns? No, I'm not
Speaker 1: too good. I wasn't too good for it long ago. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe I wouldn't say Jeffrey Dahmer because he wasn't a
Speaker 1: thing then, but I'd have been like, yeah, OJ, anything
Speaker 1: that's pop culture at the moment, pop culture killer. Hey, moment,
Speaker 1: it's Scott Peterson just kidding. Oh my gosh, that's HI.
Speaker 1: That's worse than OJ, because OJ's like, okay, oh god,
Speaker 1: they're all bad. Yes, but I'm saying I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it was too good to make that dumb joke. But
Speaker 1: at the time, there's a lot of people that thought
Speaker 1: OJ was innocent. Really yeah at the time, and he
Speaker 1: was proven innocent. What's proven innocent? No? No, no, I
Speaker 1: mean there's no there, no voted hold on. So if
Speaker 1: you don't prove it didn't prove innocence. He was. They
Speaker 1: found him not guilty. There's a different Okay, so he's
Speaker 1: found not guilty in that court and then in the
Speaker 1: civil court guilty, and the civil court they did find
Speaker 1: him guilty. Yeah, but that's paying money. And before all
Speaker 1: that everyone assumed he was. I mean, you could be
Speaker 1: like text, hey is this John mana this is our
Speaker 1: uncle that's still in hiding, just kidding, JKJK. You can't
Speaker 1: do stuff like that, but if you do, it's a
Speaker 1: bad joke because you kind of do look like John
Speaker 1: man A Ramsey as an older older girl, doesn't she Morgan? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she done, I do. Yeah. Do you know her John
Speaker 1: Many Ramsey, the girl that was killed? Well I know her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And like they think it could be all these people,
Speaker 1: and you think all those jokes are a bad taste.
Speaker 1: But I don't think it's worth running away from. Like
Speaker 1: I could be her older sister. No, you once she's grown,
Speaker 1: she's like she would have been like thirty. Now. In fact,
Speaker 1: they still can't figure out who that is is so
Speaker 1: is the uncle of except I don't know. There were
Speaker 1: all the suspects of dad, the parents. That's a crazy one.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I was just making another like tasteless joke
Speaker 1: that you'd be like, oh, but you wouldn't run away,
Speaker 1: especially if you liked him from this text or whatever. Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think he sounds interesting me too. I'm
Speaker 1: up for it. You know, let me like you, let
Speaker 1: me catfish him. That's the thing. What's his face? Jeffrey
Speaker 1: Dahmer who started this? I mean, guys, were finding him interesting.
Speaker 1: He was charming, not Jeffrey Dahmer said, I know, but
Speaker 1: you're saying this guy, he's not him. It was a
Speaker 1: joke that wasn't great. It landed weirdly. I don't think
Speaker 1: you should cut somebody off for that. I'm especially sensitive
Speaker 1: to it. What I can handle a really bad joke
Speaker 1: or like a dad joke, but like a Jeffrey Dahmer joke,
Speaker 1: apparently I can't handle. Okay, I handled Joe could give
Speaker 1: me a pun. I feel good about that. Well, you
Speaker 1: missed out a great guy. He sounds funny. He does
Speaker 1: sound funny. And the guy's up for dinner anywhere, you know, anywhere, anywhere,
Speaker 1: anything stop. Americans will spend about four hundred bucks on
Speaker 1: presents this year. Oh yeah, for the holidays, like holiday gifts.
Speaker 1: Don't get me. I don't don't waste your money on me. No,
Speaker 1: you're getting something the group. Everybody don't do like a
Speaker 1: thing where you're because I don't want you to waste
Speaker 1: you Are you doing that thing where? Yes, don't give
Speaker 1: me something. You're doing that thing my wife does. Yeah, Hey, seriously,
Speaker 1: this year, don't give me any I love it. Did
Speaker 1: you find your Keith Urban Cologne for Christmas. It's been bought.
Speaker 1: I've yet to smell it. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: the one. What do you mean did you buy it?
Speaker 1: So I told my wife that I wanted the Keith
Speaker 1: Urban cologne, and so I did some investigating and like
Speaker 1: somebody told me, somebody that's close to Keith in his
Speaker 1: camp said, we believe that this is the colonial word. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say that. I talked to Nicole
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, don't say, because the thing is you
Speaker 1: don't want to steal someone's scent or even know they
Speaker 1: steal it. Because if somebody has a special scent of
Speaker 1: their thing, you don't. It's almost like a name and
Speaker 1: a kid after somebody. Yes, especially if they have it
Speaker 1: before you know, you can't go and get it. Then
Speaker 1: what a cologne? Yeah, it's it's like the dog pet
Speaker 1: on that tree. It's public, yes, but it would be
Speaker 1: like um wearing a hat with like like what if
Speaker 1: people start wearing Cole Swindell's hat, the one like an
Speaker 1: other artists the state, Georgia's whatever, the southern in some brand. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's public and anybody could do it, but another artist
Speaker 1: shouldn't grab and wear the hat all the time. That's
Speaker 1: Cole swind They kind of called it. Oh but I
Speaker 1: didn't know a smell, yeah, especially if it's like a
Speaker 1: specific smell. I think Keith would be like, wow, what
Speaker 1: a compliment? You want to smell like? You don't, just
Speaker 1: don't tell them, and you're never a round up, so
Speaker 1: they won't know, right. But if it were my smell
Speaker 1: and you started wearing, I'll be pissed. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: you can't do that. Not like that. Yeah they are
Speaker 1: they are, yeah, huh yeah like that. No, okay, we're
Speaker 1: the two here. But in all fairness, I also still
Speaker 1: can't smell anything. So if somebody just you still can't
Speaker 1: smell from COVID, not crazy, I say kiss a goodbye?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's done. I can't believe you kiss
Speaker 1: how long? Now we're over a year and three months.
Speaker 1: That is bizarre. And now I'm getting weird whipps of
Speaker 1: things like potatoes have smelled like smoke and salmon to me.
Speaker 1: Now now it's just all kinds of messed up. It's
Speaker 1: just nerve damage, huh yeah. And it's it's funny because
Speaker 1: I can't feel anything in there either. M you can't
Speaker 1: feel in your nose. No, I COVID tested this morning
Speaker 1: because this thing's coming on. I'm, you know, negatory. But
Speaker 1: I never lost my taste or smell when I got
Speaker 1: a year ago or so, Yeah, I lost it. And
Speaker 1: now when people are getting COVID, I think that symptoms different. Well,
Speaker 1: if I was wearing a specific hat all the time,
Speaker 1: or had a specific smell or was ed and you
Speaker 1: started wearing it, gonna be like, bro, this I've kind
Speaker 1: of called it. I don't own it for a body
Speaker 1: in the world, but in our group, this is my smell.
Speaker 1: I agree, completely agree with you. But with is Keith
Speaker 1: Urban one? It's crazy because no one really knows. But
Speaker 1: check this out. So my wife goes to the store
Speaker 1: and she just straights up asked the lady, like, hey,
Speaker 1: my husband wants the Keith Urban cologne, the one he
Speaker 1: wears and this sells sales. Lady says, I am eighty
Speaker 1: percent sure this is the one, because a lot of
Speaker 1: people come in here asking that you asked somebody in
Speaker 1: his cans. She didn't, So that's what led us to
Speaker 1: that store. And then my wife has I think I'd
Speaker 1: have like six different versions of colognees and the ladies said, yeah,
Speaker 1: people come in here all the time asking for the
Speaker 1: Keith Urban cologne and we are eighty percent sure this
Speaker 1: is the one, says she bought it. Why didn't you
Speaker 1: just ask me? I about to text the Keith and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, what colone do you wear? He's not.
Speaker 1: I don't want him to tell I don't want to
Speaker 1: get Keith involved, you know what I mean? Like you said,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say, hey, man, you know Eddie,
Speaker 1: you know he's trying to steal your smell, like we
Speaker 1: didn't not do that. But he wouldn't. I don't think
Speaker 1: he would. Characters. You're not in his group. You don't
Speaker 1: hang out with him, man, But if he came, if
Speaker 1: I knew he was coming, I'd spray it on heavy, heavy,
Speaker 1: so we'd be like, solve Keith. A mom who tattooed
Speaker 1: ryeballs blue and purple and Mitch, she's losing her sight?
Speaker 1: What does you think was gonna happen if you tattooed
Speaker 1: your eyes? But people do that? Yeah. A mom of
Speaker 1: five admitted she regrets not listening to her seven year
Speaker 1: old daughters warning she could go blind if she got
Speaker 1: her eyeballs tattooed because now she's losing her site. It's
Speaker 1: the white stuff. That's just Oh, I can't look at that.
Speaker 1: Mic Good seven year olds telling her that a woman
Speaker 1: sues Apple claiming her exes used to use the air
Speaker 1: tag to track them. Apple is the focus of a
Speaker 1: class action suits center on two women suing the company
Speaker 1: allegend their air tags or unreasonably be dangerous products that
Speaker 1: can be used by stalkers. Now, though, if there's an
Speaker 1: air tag with you, it shows, even if there's one
Speaker 1: following you, it comes up on your phone and goes
Speaker 1: you don't alleged being followed. I guess the problem is
Speaker 1: that they don't have a product. Let's say they're an
Speaker 1: android person, or they don't have a fun or it's
Speaker 1: dead and you put an AirTag in, they'll have no
Speaker 1: way to know that's true. So that part is I
Speaker 1: guess true. Lunchbox is sick, so he will be back tomorrow, Friday, Monday.
Speaker 1: What happened, Morgan? So Lunchbox kicked you guys off of
Speaker 1: a What were you doing? So? I heard this from
Speaker 1: you and Abby? But what's the spill story? Okay? So
Speaker 1: Abby and I were were recording the best bits. It
Speaker 1: was this weekend. We came up on a day that
Speaker 1: we were not working and we were in the office.
Speaker 1: We weren't even in the studio. We were in your
Speaker 1: office recording the podcast. And we're in there, We're probably
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes into recording, and he just opens the
Speaker 1: door and he's like, I have one liner. I got
Speaker 1: a record. And I was like, really, like, how did
Speaker 1: you come up here at the same time we are,
Speaker 1: and we're in this room right now and you're interrupting
Speaker 1: our podcast. I reluctantly was like, okay, you can record
Speaker 1: your one liner that you need to do. You need
Speaker 1: to get out of here. He comes over and he
Speaker 1: barely so much as touches the computer. The whole computer
Speaker 1: shuts off. So erase your podcast, erase twenty five minutes
Speaker 1: of the podcast that we did. Oh my god. First
Speaker 1: of all, he doesn't he can't kick you off. That
Speaker 1: I guess he did. Oh. I was trying to be
Speaker 1: nice because I was like, Okay, you have one sentence
Speaker 1: to record, and you need to do it in here.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, really, of all the times that you
Speaker 1: could come in and do this and like demand to
Speaker 1: do that and then you up our entire podcast that
Speaker 1: we had recorded, so abby and I had to start
Speaker 1: over again on our day off to do this. I'd
Speaker 1: be doubly annoyed. One that he raced everything, but two
Speaker 1: that he just would like, get off the computer. I
Speaker 1: need to use it now, wait your turn. You we're
Speaker 1: up here at the time, we're not supposed to be working. Yep.
Speaker 1: What would he say if he were here, though? What
Speaker 1: would his reaction be? Because he's not here to defend himself,
Speaker 1: so you beat him and beat him as devil's adkin. Well,
Speaker 1: I only have one liner. Two, It was just one,
Speaker 1: So why couldn't I use the computer? Probably it's not
Speaker 1: my fault that the computer missed up our Stuff's faulty
Speaker 1: in here. But why did you think you had the
Speaker 1: right to kick them off of something? It was one liner.
Speaker 1: I mean, no one listens to Morgan's podcast anyway, But
Speaker 1: that doesn't matter. You know, he would say that, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that happened. Yeah, it's okay. Your dog was
Speaker 1: eating a dead bird in your living room. Oh, I
Speaker 1: thought she was chewing on her bone. She that's were
Speaker 1: in the living room on my rug is normally where
Speaker 1: she choose on her bones, and we're all in there, Stevenson.
Speaker 1: Stevenson had a friend over and that friend's mom were chilling,
Speaker 1: and I see that it is a bird. I mean,
Speaker 1: she had had it in there for I don't even
Speaker 1: know how long, because we had let her outside, and
Speaker 1: then she came in and I scream the loudest I
Speaker 1: think I have ever screamed in my entire life. I
Speaker 1: scared my son and then and then I ran away.
Speaker 1: I couldn't look at it because I didn't want to
Speaker 1: see if it was a cardinal or not. And the
Speaker 1: dogs and your mom, Yeah, so I just so. Then
Speaker 1: Stevenson and the friend's mom, they sort of handled the
Speaker 1: situation for me because I couldn't. Your guest handled the
Speaker 1: situation for it. Couldn't do it. Yeah, that bird probably
Speaker 1: touched all kinds of stuff in your house. Oh, I mean,
Speaker 1: I disinfected the whold of the room, like I was
Speaker 1: spraying everything. I don't even know. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: that we had recently let her out, so I know
Speaker 1: when she brought it in. But the fact that she
Speaker 1: was right there in front of us chewing on it
Speaker 1: and I thought it was a bone, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: we almost lost our house to a Christmas street fire.
Speaker 1: What well, So what happened was la or speaking of dogs.
Speaker 1: She's now chewing on things a little bit, which is
Speaker 1: weird because she's now like a older it's like two
Speaker 1: years old now, I think. And so she was chewing
Speaker 1: on the plug where the Christmas tree lights plug in.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, and nobody noticed there's stuff everywhere. But
Speaker 1: I looked down and there's all this plastic from the
Speaker 1: power outlet she had chewed, and I see that the
Speaker 1: it's exposed the wires, and so I'm like, wow, I
Speaker 1: still haven't figured it out. And I touch it and
Speaker 1: spark has come out. Oh did you get electrocuted? Right now?
Speaker 1: Just sparks came out, but did not get elextrocuted. So
Speaker 1: pull the thing out. I got a towel and pull
Speaker 1: the thing out. And luckily that was just an extension chord.
Speaker 1: So I put another or light still work. But if
Speaker 1: she'd a bumped that and the spark, I mean, it
Speaker 1: count the tree on fire. How are you going to
Speaker 1: keep her from doing it? Now? I just hope she
Speaker 1: doesn't again, Just hope, hope and pray you can put work,
Speaker 1: I said to her, heynt do it again. We can
Speaker 1: try to put chili powder on there. Yeah, we're okay.
Speaker 1: She usually doesn't choose stuff like I don't know what
Speaker 1: was up. But you can go to my interrogram story
Speaker 1: if you want to see our tree. It's about it's nice. Tall. Dang,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Yeah, a real one. Yeah, vegans awesome. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It could be taller. You can look at it.
Speaker 1: I don't know tall. It could be taller than that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just chilling our living room. It's big,
Speaker 1: it's lit up. It's awesome at Christmas times. Here, the
Speaker 1: spirit all that stuff, you know, beautiful spirits here, Eddie
Speaker 1: the Laker bones your basketball team. Sorry, guys, got bad news.
Speaker 1: What's up? We are no longer undefeated. This is a
Speaker 1: tough one to talk about. It's tough because I wanted
Speaker 1: to go undefeated and this weekend we played on Saturday,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't able to be there. We had to
Speaker 1: be in Vegas for our show at the win and Kevin,
Speaker 1: who works here but in the know, in the back office,
Speaker 1: he's the assistant coach, so it was all on him, like,
Speaker 1: all right, you're in charge, Bud, Like you're gonna do
Speaker 1: the practice, you're gonna do the game, and good luck. Man.
Speaker 1: We lost forty to two forty Ray, why did you laugh?
Speaker 1: Usually when we would beat schools like that, I mean
Speaker 1: they barely had even a basketball program. These kids hadn't
Speaker 1: even seen a basketball before. That's when I would crush teams.
Speaker 1: So I thought, you guys were like some high flying team.
Speaker 1: We're good. We're so good, I honestly Kevin. So we
Speaker 1: kept kind of talking back and forth. Why do you
Speaker 1: keep blaming Kevin Well? Because he was the coach at
Speaker 1: the time, and I wasn't there. So I'm trying to,
Speaker 1: like Kevin semi videos, like what's going on, like give
Speaker 1: me the update, and he basically just says, this team
Speaker 1: is on a whole different level, like a whole different level.
Speaker 1: They're like a D League NBA team. Were they older, No,
Speaker 1: they were younger, they were younger, but these kids were
Speaker 1: dribbling between their legs, they were running plays, they were
Speaker 1: just they've been playing. I guess he said what he
Speaker 1: described looks like they've been playing for years together. And
Speaker 1: the head coach of that team is one of the organizers.
Speaker 1: So he's like, dude, I really don't know what's going
Speaker 1: on here, but that team does not belong on our league,
Speaker 1: on our level, and so would you have one if
Speaker 1: you were coaching. I feel like I would have corrected
Speaker 1: maybe a little more. Here's the thing with Kevin. He's
Speaker 1: not a dad, and it's tricky for him. I understand,
Speaker 1: he's just a friend of mine, a co worker who's
Speaker 1: helping me out. But he doesn't have any kids there,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't really know how to talk to the kids,
Speaker 1: or he's scared that maybe if he gets a little
Speaker 1: tough with the kids, a parent, will, you know, be
Speaker 1: upset me. I don't give a crap. That's my son.
Speaker 1: These are all his classmates, we all know each other.
Speaker 1: I'll tell him whatever I want. I'm the head coach.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about that. Kevin is so I feel
Speaker 1: like maybe during the game he didn't, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, give an example of what it is that you. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm yelling. I'm young, Like I'll pull a kid out,
Speaker 1: talk to him one on one, like you need to
Speaker 1: be doing this whatever, sit down for five minutes or whatever.
Speaker 1: Kevin's probably like, there's just let them play, let them
Speaker 1: figure it out. Me and be like, hey, you do
Speaker 1: have to pick him up. What do you do? If
Speaker 1: you don't change, I'll pull you out in two minutes.
Speaker 1: Change it. Hell, have you ever even if it's an accident,
Speaker 1: cuss at them? No, okay, no, because I would do
Speaker 1: that with my kids. I don't have kids. I've seen
Speaker 1: some of them and was like, give her. So I
Speaker 1: don't know, dude, it's tough. I don't know whether to
Speaker 1: like make a stink to the league and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: this team can't be on that because I didn't see
Speaker 1: him from my with my own eyes, or tell the
Speaker 1: team like, hey, we're gonna step it up. Learning that's
Speaker 1: what it is. Forty to two, let's go. If you
Speaker 1: don't get better, it's gonna happen again next week. Forty
Speaker 1: to two will definitely happen against next right. Yeah that stinks.
Speaker 1: Sorry about that, buddy. Yeah, so those my whole hopes
Speaker 1: of going undefeated. I think this. We don't want to benefeed,
Speaker 1: even the Eagles were like, we need to lose. On
Speaker 1: lunch of people would stop that. That's true. They did
Speaker 1: say that. Yeah the Eagles, all right, we have to go.
Speaker 1: Thank you all