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Speaker 1: very crass uh crass intro to the subject of our show.

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Speaker 1: Let's set the towne all right, yeah, agreed. So, once

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Speaker 1: upon a time, there's this guy who urinates on a

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Speaker 1: it's my prerogative. It's my prerogative. Hello everybody, thank you

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Speaker 1: And the shoe pisser in question, uh is none other

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Speaker 1: fair United States and notorious shoop here. Yes, yes, out

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Speaker 1: of all the presidents, he is the most notorious when

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Speaker 1: discover the show. Because if we like doing it and

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Speaker 1: we want to keep doing it, stay tuned next time.

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Speaker 1: When Nolan I get into an eggnog Riot like a

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Speaker 1: saxophone maybe, oh yeah, yeah yeah, Okay, goodbye everyone,