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Speaker 1: case you were unaware, weed is not a performance enhancing drug, well,

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Speaker 1: And if you haven't paid attention, the Olympics are coming

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Speaker 1: up and Shicari Richardson from the US track and field team, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame mornings. That's one. Hello, okay,

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Speaker 1: I speak to Jesse This is the same. This is Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling in regards to the ad that you posted

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Speaker 1: on Craigslist for your car. Oh. Yeah, it's awesome, awesome,

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Speaker 1: thanks Jesse, Yeah, no problem, by right. Hello. Hey I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Jesse. Yeah, this is him, Jesse. How

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Speaker 1: you doing. Name is Pete deakins, I am calling in

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Speaker 1: regards to the Craigslist ad that you have for a

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Speaker 1: two thousand and six silver Ford Focus for sale. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I got all right? Great? Has it been garage? Has

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Speaker 1: the same thing. No, it's it's just parked on the street. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a street parker. Then I just asked the question

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Speaker 1: painting looks clean though. Daily driver? Are you driving it

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Speaker 1: I actually just got a new car, which is why

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to Oh, okay, that makes sense, new car

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Speaker 1: selling this old one. Are you home now? Yeah? At work?

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Speaker 1: I'm at work right now. Gotcha? And you drove that

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm gonna hit you up. I'm gonna figure

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Speaker 1: all right, little Hello. Hello? Is this Jesse? Yeah, yez,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling about the two thousand and six silver Ford

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Speaker 1: focus on Craig's List. Yes, yes, yeah, yes, I have

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Speaker 1: a few questions. Is it Parting Gottage, No, it's it's

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Speaker 1: same cla I've been getting this. I'm sorry, I've just

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Speaker 1: You leave in house or apartment, apartment? Okay, and any

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Speaker 1: think you're doing I think you're trying to get information

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Speaker 1: to steal my car. And I think the last two

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Speaker 1: they're not working with me. What the you know their names?

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Speaker 1: I didn't say their names. How do you know their name?

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Speaker 1: You did? No? I didn't. Hello, Hey, Jesse, this is

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Speaker 1: Alexis again. I called you earlier about your car. Oh yeah, yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: are you home right now? No, I'm not home right now.

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Speaker 1: But how about you and what was your Russian friend's

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Speaker 1: an idiot, all right, I didn't call you an idiot, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to just trying to steal my car.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't you are trying to steal my car? Lady. No,

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna be able to find it? Or I'm

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Speaker 1: not giving you the address? All right? How about you

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Speaker 1: just trying to scam somebody else already have your drive?

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Speaker 1: You can? No, you don't. I didn't tell it to you. Well,

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Speaker 1: I haven't, street Jesse. How do you know that because

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I did never say I'm about to head out.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to head out. Yeah, I'm calling What do

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Speaker 1: you hear me? I'm calling the cops. Oh are you

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Speaker 1: on the fire? I am Pete, Shush, I knew it.

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Speaker 1: on your end? No, I am calling the cops. Do

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Speaker 1: you understand me? Why would you do that? Calling the

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Speaker 1: cops on all three of you? Why would I do that?

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Speaker 1: Or no, it's just me. It's just me on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm not tired, lady. No, Pete is on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I just literally heard voice Alexis. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: Shut up, pee As, I'm sorry, Pete. Do you have

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Speaker 1: the rocks tow? We knows the guy on the phone

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Speaker 1: with the guy this one. All three of you, all

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Speaker 1: three of you, We need to be quiet. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: you and me, everyone, we need to be quiet. Let

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Speaker 1: Alexis talk to you. Guys ruined this one. She's talking

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Speaker 1: about the fact that you're on the phone pretending to

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Speaker 1: not be on the phone. You guys are all trying

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Speaker 1: to steal my car. You guys are all a bunch

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Speaker 1: of idiots. That's true. Yeah, I am never using Craigslist again.

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Speaker 1: This is you'll get pranked if you use Craigslist because

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Speaker 1: this is actually a prank phone call. How are you doing, Jesse?

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Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel show. My name is Jewel,

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Speaker 1: mine's Alex. My name is English, Evan, and oh my English.

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Speaker 1: And your wife set you up? You are I literally

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Speaker 1: just posted the ad right before you guys called. I know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I figured not trying to see if we can

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Speaker 1: through in life. Yeah. And when I was in the hospital,

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Speaker 1: like I was there for a long time, I just

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Speaker 1: realized I can cry through this, or I can just smile.

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Speaker 1: There's all these nurses, doctors, they're here to help me

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Speaker 1: save my life. I can just kind of you know,

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Speaker 1: that's the power of a positive mindset. I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: Look now, he's gonna live eighty to ninety year life.

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Speaker 1: It's mind over matter. If you have a negative mindset

427
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Speaker 1: about it, you're most likely going to pass from it.

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Speaker 1: That was really cool, man, Thank you'd you got healthy? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. All right? Eighty eight three, four,

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Speaker 1: three one or six one text in a four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. Hey Mario, what's your Friday feel? Well?

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Speaker 1: After listening to the last Friday feel it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a little hard to compete with. What are you talking about? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we just talked to a guy who was given before

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Speaker 1: weeks live, had a liver transplant, and now is cured

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Speaker 1: and is going to live to like forty fifty years.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure your Friday field can follow that. Well. Here

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Speaker 1: it is. My Friday feel is rich. I feel wealthy

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Speaker 1: because I won twenty bucks on a ten dollar scratch off. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. I don't know that might have top did Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: I mean we just went from a guy who's literally

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Speaker 1: had his life on the line, doctor saved his life

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Speaker 1: with a liver transplant. But you you just won a

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Speaker 1: millionaire twenty dollars, specifically a ten dollars profit. So really,

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Speaker 1: you just won ten dollars on a scratcher. I'm rich.

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Speaker 1: I wolcome in a Yeah, congratulations. I'm guessing retirement and

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Speaker 1: a new car is on the way this afternoon. Yeah. Well,

448
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 1: no matter what, dude, a victory is a victory, So congratulations.

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Speaker 1: You should be feeling good about that, even though you

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Speaker 1: had to follow that guy. Thank you. You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. You'll get some ice cream with my ten

452
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Speaker 1: dollars that I made, right, ice cream or a new

453
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Speaker 1: liver spam for new livers exactly, whether it's ice cream

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Speaker 1: or a new liver. However you're feeling today, hit us

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Speaker 1: up at eight three four three one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. It's Friday, feels.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that he knew that he had to address

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Speaker 1: the fact that he was going after the dude that

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Speaker 1: got a new liver that now was like I live forever.

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Speaker 1: Very good point, because it would have been super awkward

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Speaker 1: if he came on and he was like that dude,

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Speaker 1: that guy's story was nothing checked this out. Yeah, yeah,

463
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Speaker 1: he just came on. He's like, what's up, guys, I

464
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Speaker 1: just want to say I want twenty ten dollars on

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Speaker 1: a scraduate. Yeah, I'll listen as a very win if

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Speaker 1: he came on and just like yeah, I know that

467
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Speaker 1: guy was talking about his liver or saving his life

468
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Speaker 1: or whatever, but anyway, it is an ice Jewel show,

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Speaker 1: The Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret Secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one sixth one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret, you can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are because we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody who calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname. And

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Speaker 1: usually I have something ready to go, but today I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna say a word. Then Alex Fresh, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: say a word, and then English is that it'll say

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Speaker 1: a word, and that will be the anonymous scholar we

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Speaker 1: have on the cool. Okay, all right, wood Chuck could

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Speaker 1: chuck bananas? Okay, Woodchuck could chuck bananas on the phone.

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Speaker 1: How many banas? Chuck Chuck? Woodchuck could chuck bananas? What's up?

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Speaker 1: What Chuck? What if you could chuck Chuck wood chuck bananas?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? I think you guys should

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Speaker 1: do that MOREL I agree, that was cool. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: was fun. Idea. Yeah, no problem. Great things can happen

486
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: when you're all out of ideas and you're just like,

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Speaker 1: screw it, let's try something different. Let's just try it,

488
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Speaker 1: just throw it out there. Um, so you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret you want to tell us? I do?

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Speaker 1: I do? Okay, So I feel like I'm in some

491
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Speaker 1: sort of like rom com because I am actually sleeping

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Speaker 1: with my orthodonist. Oh oh is your orthodontist he or

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Speaker 1: she married? Um? Yes? Oh yeah, whoa. So how did

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Speaker 1: that start? Did you meet him somewhere else or did

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Speaker 1: you Was he your orthodonist before he started working on

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Speaker 1: other parts of your body? So? Um, I originally went

497
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Speaker 1: because my retainer was broken. And um, he was super

498
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Speaker 1: flirty since the moment I met him, And I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't surprise me, orthodonist. I feel like orthodonists are

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Speaker 1: very flirty. They are flirting. Yeah, they're married, but they're flirty. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: He was super flirty, and I felt I feel like

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Speaker 1: he knows that he's good looking because before the appointment,

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Speaker 1: he would just look at me and we would start

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Speaker 1: talking and you know. I just I really liked him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you went in there for your retainer and then

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Speaker 1: he was flirty and is that and you guys, did

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Speaker 1: you go out or did you start making out with

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Speaker 1: him right there? Like what happened? No? No, no, So

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Speaker 1: I really liked him, and then I just decided to

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Speaker 1: keep making appointments for what what did you keep coming up?

511
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, my retainers. Not actually it's too

512
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: tight now, that was okay, I just keep coming back. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So after a couple of times, it's going there. I

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Speaker 1: actually saw a photo of him and this woman, and

515
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Speaker 1: so when I went home, I was on social media

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Speaker 1: and that's where I found out that he's married. Okay,

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Speaker 1: why did you ask him about that? Well, I mean

518
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Speaker 1: obviously you did at some point, but well, that's why

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Speaker 1: I'm calling about it, because we've been hooking up now

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Speaker 1: and I know he's married, but I don't really want

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Speaker 1: it to stop. Wait, you didn't know he was married

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Speaker 1: when he started hooking up, correct? I did not? Okay?

523
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: And so you guys hook up in the office, you

524
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: have so many questions. I do. I'm just confused in

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00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 1: the office where he operates. Um, so yeah, The first

526
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: time was actually at an operating room in the office.

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Speaker 1: That's gross. It was actually kind of sexy. Yeah, I know,

528
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: both them said you and I was like, wow, that's hot.

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00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: Why is that hot? Why not? I mean, like doing

530
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 1: that in places where it's not supposed to be done,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of exciting, it's taboo. Yeah, but in an

532
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Speaker 1: orthodonist office hot, do you know? I people right now

533
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: are like laughing who work in the orthodonist office as

534
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Speaker 1: they've done the same thing, all of you guys, and

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Speaker 1: you too, what chuck could chuck bananas? After the first time,

536
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Speaker 1: he ended up coming over to my place a couple

537
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Speaker 1: of times. You upgraded to a house. Yeah, that's how

538
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 1: he gets it done exactly. And so I'm really I

539
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: really like him. But I know that he's married, but

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00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: it's never been talked about. So well, okay, I'm for

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Speaker 1: Roll though, Like there's plenty of people out there like, yeah,

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00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: if the dude's got a wife, movie, yeah that's single.

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00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: Yeah I know I should. I know it's wrong. I

544
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: don't want to be a home record, but I'm really

545
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: enjoying this. Come on, so fun, get some veneers while

546
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 1: you're at it. You know, might as well take advantage. Yeah, no,

547
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: just go get everything he offers. I mean might as well.

548
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you for a dirty little secret.

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00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. What's your dirty little secret? The

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00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand And welcome to the I n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news,

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00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: they report the news. For Friday, July nine, twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Freshmen, could I be the Tiger King Joe

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00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: Exotics new husband? Oh? Maybe, about that story in just

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Speaker 1: a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex

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Speaker 1: Fresh and I'll take your medical advice with your non

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Speaker 1: medical background once Tupac releases another album, And I'm Kishevan

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Speaker 1: and the Human Sea host Nick Cannon is back in

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Speaker 1: the news. All right, you hear about those stories in

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Speaker 1: just a second before your first story of the day

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Speaker 1: and the I N the Idiot News that the part

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Speaker 1: of the news. Joe Exotic from The Tiger King, one

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Speaker 1: of Netflix's biggest shows ever. Remember, he's in prison for

564
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: attempting to hire somebody to kill his nemesis Carol Baskin.

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00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: He launched a contest called Bachelor King from Prison to

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Speaker 1: find his next husband. Okay, we were supposed to write him,

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00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: that's right. A while ago we said we're going to

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Speaker 1: write Joe Exotic a letter because he actually answers letters

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Speaker 1: from prison, and we never got to it. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why. Well, can we finally do it? Okay, Yes,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's write our letter to Joe Exotic.

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00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: We'll do it next Wednesday at eight ten. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why Wednesday, but I'm gonna say Wednesday at a

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Speaker 1: because we have stuff planned for the other days already

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do. Okay, so we plan ahead. Yes, we'll

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Speaker 1: plan ahead, and we'll write our letters to Joe Exotic

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00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: that we've been supposed to do for a while. Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: Next Wednesday at eight ten, we'll write our letter then.

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Speaker 1: But men over eighteen can apply online to be Joe

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00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: Exotic's next husband, and three winners will be chosen to

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00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: each receive a romantic and of course film for TV

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Speaker 1: Getaway with Joe Exotic the Tiger King once he's released

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Speaker 1: from prison. So you gotta wait up our twenty something

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Speaker 1: years to finally get your shot on TV and to

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Speaker 1: be Joe Exotic husband. But apparently that's what he's doing.

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Speaker 1: Right now. All right, this is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For your next story of the day, letsenter num over

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Speaker 1: Day Alex Freya, who's in the studio with Tupac, apparently

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Speaker 1: making a new album. Lucky. I mean, one could only wish.

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00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: Growing up, I always listened to rat music. That was

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00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: my favorite genre of music to listen to, and one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite songs of all time was Juvenile back

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Speaker 1: that ass up lunch back song. Right, Yes, y'all haven't

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00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: heard it in a really long time either, I know

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Speaker 1: so definitely have not. So then he released a remix

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Speaker 1: called vax that thing up like, promoting the vaccine for

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Speaker 1: juvenile at least the remix of that song, VAXs that thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a cliff for you. Yes, okay, this

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Speaker 1: is actually juvenile. This is actually juvenile. Wow, he sounds old.

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Speaker 1: Got to buy your reading, right cha, precise shap think

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Speaker 1: I'm just a handsome thing being the real left The vacts,

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Speaker 1: they thank you, figure, they's the thing. How things have

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Speaker 1: changed for juvenile much different, tone, much different. Why I

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Speaker 1: said that I would take your medical advice once Tupac

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Speaker 1: releases another album because I think it's really weird that

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Speaker 1: anybody who isn't a doctor is recommending people to get

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Speaker 1: a vaccine. He is like, it's up to that person.

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Speaker 1: Just let that person get it or not if they want,

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Speaker 1: like for celebrities or anybody else to recommend you should

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Speaker 1: get the vax provacts all this like, how about you

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00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: worry about yourself? Yeah, if you want to get vaxed,

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Speaker 1: get bang up if you want to. I don't care

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Speaker 1: if you're vaxed. I don't care if you're not. All

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Speaker 1: I care about is myself. So no, juvenile, I won't

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Speaker 1: vax my thing up because I don't have to listen

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Speaker 1: to you, and that's all I have sending it back

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Speaker 1: to you. This is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots just in the news for our

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Speaker 1: next story. They listen to our English Evan who is

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Speaker 1: on location in nick Cannonville, Nick Cannonville. Yes, well, don't

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Speaker 1: get pregnant. Hopefully this is about Nick cannon It is

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Speaker 1: about Nick, or you're just not hanging out in nick

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Speaker 1: Cannonville because you want to know, why isn't there a

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Speaker 1: theme park named nick Cannonville? There probably will be soon

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Speaker 1: because he's an egomaniac. It's at least it seems like

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Speaker 1: I don't know him personally, But the dude has like

628
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: seventy eight kids, So don't get pregnant when you're on location.

629
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: There seventy eight kids and like the last year, and

630
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: they're all from some seventy eight different women. And that's

631
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: kind of what my story is about. So he's spoken

632
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: out recently about being the father of multiple children from

633
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: multiple women, but in his latest interaction with the press,

634
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: he said, I don't have no accident. Trust me. There's

635
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: a lot of people I could have got pregnant that

636
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: I didn't. For you, Nick Cannon. Then he jokes saying

637
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: he's like a seahorse out here just dishing out babies. Oh, okay,

638
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: can you have you ever seen Oh, they just say babies.

639
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: They have like a thousand babies at a time, and

640
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: also be single time like pushes out. It's like millions babies.

641
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: That's actually kind of a funny joke, and I'm mad

642
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: at myself for thinking it's kind of fun. It is

643
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: kind of funny. But instead of being a sea horse,

644
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: how about he'd be like a monk and and maybe

645
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: just not get anyone pregnant because he has seven kids

646
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: already from seven different women. Pretty sure three were pregnant

647
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: at the same time this year. Yeah, and he's saying

648
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: that it's like, not an accident, He's like, impregnant. You

649
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: think it's an accident? Do think it was an act

650
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: with Nick Cannon though, Yes, because he was with somebody

651
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: probably cheating on him, and probably didn't want that the

652
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: person knowing he's cheating, I don't know if he's cheating,

653
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: probably I don't know. Then probably didn't mean to get

654
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: the person pregnant while somebody else is pregnant. I was like, oh,

655
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: but no, I do everything on purpose. Hello, I'm a Cannon.

656
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, you are about the little job.

657
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: You're about to lose your job, lady, about time, and

658
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: that means the iron n is done for the day.

659
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: Nick Cannon should lose his dingleberry. Don't worry though, do

660
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: it again same time tomorrow. Yeo job, you'd about to

661
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: lose yo jobs, yo job. All right. That was the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

663
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: just in the news. They tune in tomorrow morn no

664
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: Monday for another hot report from the I n N

665
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: Hey day, Gus did jubil show on demand day mornings

666
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: on that's one. Hello? Is this Robert? Yeah, yes it

667
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: is Robert. We gotta talk. Okay, all right, ask who's Colin?

668
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: This is Peter? Okay, Hi Peter. Can I help you

669
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: with something? Well, it's not so much what you can

670
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: help me with. You want my last name? To me?

671
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: My last name? Will ring a bell for you? Sure, Peter,

672
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: give me your last name. What's your last name? Peter? Okay, nothing, No,

673
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. Why are you calling?

674
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: All right? Well let me hey, let me jog your

675
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,959
Speaker 1: memory real quick and then you know who I am?

676
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: All right, because I have a real serious a bone

677
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: or to pick a bone to pick with you? Okay, okay?

678
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: About five months ago, you met a girl named Emma? Right? Yeah,

679
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: yeah you did you know? You remember Emma's last name? Oh? Yes?

680
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: Ring a ding ding, ring a bell? Now did you

681
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: notice that I have the same last name as Emma?

682
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: I do? Now? Yeah, Well guess who I am? Oh?

683
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: My god, dude, are you Are you her husband? Yeah?

684
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not her husband. I know that that. It

685
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: sounds like she's not married. I'm not her husband. I'm

686
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: her brother. Oh, and she wanted me to call you.

687
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: All right, papa, dude, what are you talking about. I'm

688
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: talking about the fact that you had a one night

689
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: stand with my sister about five months ago. And guess

690
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: who's pregnant, not me, not me. What I'm saying is

691
00:34:55,239 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: you got my sister pregnant. You can't know what, dude,

692
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: this is not happening right now. Oh it's happening. It's happening,

693
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: and I'm calling you to say you gotta step up.

694
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: She threw a pregnancy test and everything. Um, yeah, she

695
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: took a pregnancy test because things were happening. And guess what,

696
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: you're a papa. Yeah, So anyway, you gotta move in now.

697
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: What Yeah, Like I said, you got a step up

698
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,919
Speaker 1: and take care of your responsibility. You got my sister

699
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: pregnant with your baby, so you need to move in

700
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: now and take care of your responsibilities as a man

701
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 1: and as a papa. When can you move in? I'm okay,

702
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: not moving in, um, And I would just like to

703
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: talk to her. Okay, this is just this is just horrible.

704
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: This is just not this is just not good. I

705
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: got a lot a lot going on. It sounds stressed out.

706
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 1: Think what are you stressed out about? I'm gonna have

707
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 1: to figure out how I'm going to tell my current

708
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: girlfriend that I'm gonna have a baby with somebody else

709
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: that I barely know, and you want me to move

710
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: in with your sister. Yeah, I got some stuff to

711
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: figure out. So unless you have something else to tell me,

712
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and try to figure out what's going on. Yeah,

713
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call.

714
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: Then wait what Yeah, I guess I can just tell

715
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: you that this is actually Jewel from the Jewils Show

716
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Holy craph Oh my god. No, yeah, dude,

717
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: who set who sett me up with this? No? No, Actually, Emma,

718
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: the girl you hooked up with, say you hope for

719
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: a phone prank? Are you kidding me? She told me

720
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 1: how you guys hooked up and wanted me to scare you. Also,

721
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: she said that she stopped talking to you after you

722
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: guys hooked up and she would like to reconnect, not

723
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: because she's not because you're gonna be a papa, but

724
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: she just wanted to reconnect. But it sounds like you

725
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend hand I mean you know, I tell her,

726
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: tell her call. Maybe I don't really have I mean

727
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: they just started seeing something like it's not that serious.

728
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: I hope to cant. All right, Well, I'll tell her

729
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: to call you, and maybe you can make a real

730
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: baby Papa father No stop it. Wake up every morning

731
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: with Jubil phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties the

732
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: Jubil Show on demand. First Date follow Up Dack is

733
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: on the phone today for a first date follow up,

734
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: and I'm really hoping, really hoping that he did something

735
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: super awkward on his date. But I'm not sure. He's

736
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a woman named Jenny.

737
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: He said that they met at a tattoo shop. Zach,

738
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: please tell me that you got her name tattooed on

739
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: you for your date. She won't even call me back,

740
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: and I might have to get this thing removed. I

741
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: wish I could say that's the reason, because I would

742
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: be more obvious. But no, actually, I actually got fun

743
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: tattooed on my knee. No, fun tattooed on your knee?

744
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: Fun knee? Oh knee? Okay, Oh my god, pretty good.

745
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: Do you have a lot of tattoos? No, that was

746
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: my first tattoo. That's your first tattoo. Normally, when you

747
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: get a tattooed like that, it's someone who's got a bunch,

748
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: and you're just like, now, you don't care, right, Like,

749
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: I have quite a few tattoos. I would pretty much

750
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 1: get almost anything tattooed on me. Now I should probably

751
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 1: just get like important dates tattoo so I don't forget

752
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: things to get a tattooed like fun on your knee

753
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: for funny as your first tattoo. That's a big lead. Yeah, okay,

754
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: so you met You met her at the tattoo place.

755
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, she was getting tattooed right next to me.

756
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: What did she think about your tattoos? You liked it?

757
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: She liked it. She thought it was funny, you know,

758
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: funny gotta be here number, so I worked exactly. Yeah,

759
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: that's only the seventh time I've used that. Who was

760
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 1: she there with? She was there by herself, just getting

761
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: tattooed as well. Okay, and you got her numbers there

762
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: at the tattoo place. Yeah, yeah, we were chatting up

763
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: a little bit while we were getting tatted up. Um,

764
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: and I got done first and asked for her number

765
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: before I left. And she gave it to me. So

766
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 1: that was a sign. She must have liked the tattoo.

767
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: What was she getting tattooed? She was she was just

768
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: starting a sleeve actually, so it was like, you know,

769
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: designed some like floral pattern. Um, kind of drawn into her,

770
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: drawn into her arm. It was cool. How did your

771
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: actual date go? The date went well? I mean we

772
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: were we were talking good, we were you know, it

773
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: was seamless. I was learning about her and um what

774
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: we went to a bar? Oh, lovely, easy conversation. Yeah,

775
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: it's easy. Right. I'm not much of a drinker, um,

776
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: but I know, I know most people are, so I

777
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: always just suggest bars. Yeah, she I mean she got

778
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: a drink. Um. And then honestly, this is so I

779
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: haven't received a call back, right, And this is the

780
00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: reason I think is because I suggested a bar, she

781
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: got a drink first or right away. I didn't get

782
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: a drink, and I feel like she I don't know,

783
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: the only thing I can imagine is that she's weird

784
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: at out that she got a drink and I didn't.

785
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: And I was the one who suggested a bar. Yeah,

786
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: it's a bit weird to suggest a bar if you

787
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: don't still kind of a bit weird to have that conclusion.

788
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like I don't know, like because honestly,

789
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: I just suggest a bar because that's like where you

790
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: get a first you know, date common. I don't know.

791
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: I find it hard to believe that if you went

792
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: to a bar and you just didn't have a drink,

793
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: that would be the reason she's not calling you back. Yeah. No,

794
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: I'm right on board with you. I don't know what's

795
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: going on. Did it seem like she liked you? It

796
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: did seem like she liked me. We were connecting, and

797
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 1: you sound pretty normal, and I feel like you kind

798
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: of like have a good head on your shoulders. And

799
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: it sounds like, you know, if she wasn't into it,

800
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: you would know. I think so too, Thank you. That

801
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: means a lot. Yeah, And it sounds like she's not

802
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: into you because how long has it been since you

803
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: talked to her. It's been like a week, so right,

804
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: And how many times have you reached out to her

805
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: in that week? I mean I reached out to her twice,

806
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: you know, once right away, no answer, Then I reached

807
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: out again after not too long, and then I may

808
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,959
Speaker 1: have also reached out a third time two days ago, okay,

809
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 1: and then I might be thinking about reaching out for

810
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: her four day and then you emailed her. Yeah, yeah,

811
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: I already have a draft typed up. Well, we'll see

812
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: if we can figure it out for you. Um did

813
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 1: you guys kiss or anything at the end of your day?

814
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: We did not. Um. I you know, I was hoping

815
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: it I went well, so I was hoping I would

816
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: get another opportunity, and it was kind of weird at

817
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: the end. Um, So I don't know the opportunity. I

818
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: don't I was nervous. I was nervous because it was

819
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: going well. I didn't want to mess it up. It

820
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: didn't present itself. Well, we'll play a song and then

821
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: come back and call her and see if we can

822
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: figure out why she's not getting back to you. All right,

823
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: right in the middle of your first date, follow up

824
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us, Zach is on the phone,

825
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back from a woman named Jenny.

826
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: They met at a tattoo shop. He was getting the

827
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: word fun tattooed on his knee funny, and she was

828
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: starting on a tattoo sleeve and they start up conversation.

829
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: He asked her for a phone number. They went out

830
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: to a bar. He thinks everything went great, and at

831
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: the end of the day it was kind of awkward

832
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: because the Uber driver was there and it was like

833
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: a rushed goodbye. And that's the last he heard from her.

834
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: It's been about a week. He's reached out to her

835
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: three times and gotten nothing in return. So we're gonna

836
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: call her in just a second and figure out why

837
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: she's ghost Zach. All right, Zach, you're ready to go? Yeah,

838
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: I think I'm ready. Okay, I'm want to do this.

839
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: I have high hopes for you. Yeah, Zach. Good luck. Hello, Hi,

840
00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: misspeak to Jenny please. Yeah, this is Jenny. Who's this Jenny?

841
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Jewel from the radio

842
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,959
Speaker 1: show The Jewel Show. My name's Alex Fresh, my name's

843
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: English Heaven, and it's from the radio show. Yes, yeah, my,

844
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: oh my god. What is happening. Well, we do a

845
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: thing on the show called the First Date follow Up.

846
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out with someone and then

847
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: end up ghosting them, they can email us to get

848
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out what happened. You

849
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: may have heard one of those before. Yeah, yeah, I

850
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: haven't listened to all the time. Okay, great, Well, we

851
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: got an email from student named Zach about going on

852
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: a day with you. Oh my god, no, it is happening. Ever,

853
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: get like anybody who actually knows the show one and

854
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: then actually knows a segment too. Oh no, oh my god.

855
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm so sorry. You're sorry? Why? Oh because okay,

856
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 1: I have to tell you what happened. Okay, but yeah,

857
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: that's fine. No, I know. It's just the reason, like

858
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: why you want to know, like why I just call

859
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: him back? Right, that's correct, It's exactly what we want

860
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 1: to know. Oh my, And I know he's on the

861
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: phone too, isn't he he's listening it dada. Yeah, hi, Jenny,

862
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: how's it going. Oh, Zach is listening, wants to talk

863
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: to you, And now you're both on the phone together,

864
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 1: and Zach, I'll just let you ask it, Zach since yeah,

865
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh yeah, I mean I suppose it

866
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 1: needs to be asked. Um. Yeah, Jenny, I was wondering

867
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: why you didn't call me back or tech me back.

868
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, you are such a great guy.

869
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 1: And we had it was it was a great time.

870
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:58,760
Speaker 1: Um and my koi fish is still not even finished.

871
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: And all that, it's definitely died. Yea on her fish too.

872
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say the koyfish told you

873
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: not to go with him again. I was like, she

874
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: talks to akifish. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not an insane

875
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: person and my arm doesn't talk to me. Um, I okay,

876
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: So my so Zach. I UM, I'm gonna try not

877
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: to get choked up as I talk about this. But

878
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: my Brussels Griffin poodle mix. Um, his name was Zach

879
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 1: and he died like a month ago, And every time

880
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: I saw your name come up in my phone, I

881
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess it just jogs so many memories

882
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: for me because it wasn't like he didn't just die.

883
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: He got run over by a car, so it was

884
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: very abru And yeah, yeah, I'm sorry that I had

885
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: to share it with you, but I'm already to hear that.

886
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah that sucks. Yeah, so that's why I don't want Yeah,

887
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: what if he renamed Zach for the rest of this

888
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: phone call. Let's retire his name and just call him

889
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: z so we don't say the name again. So hearing

890
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: that name and seeing that name, which is a reminder

891
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: of your dog that died, and so that's why you

892
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 1: don't think you can date him exactly. I mean, how

893
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: can I get turned on or even like excited about

894
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: him calling? If I just see like Zach calling, I

895
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: just think of like my poor bru poo. Oh yeah,

896
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: I mean my mom gave me that name anyway, so

897
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: we can change it to us. Yeah, of course your

898
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: mom gave you. What's your middle name, Zach Greg Greg? Well,

899
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: let's not do Greg Greg's come, I mean Greg Greg's

900
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 1: good name. Well, actually Greg was my grandfather's name. There

901
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: we go exactly. Okay, yeah, I want you to um no,

902
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: but that's okay. He he died like a long time ago.

903
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, Jenny, you liked going on a date

904
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,240
Speaker 1: with Zach? You like Zach? Yeah, I had a great time.

905
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 1: I just like cried myself to sleep at night. Okay,

906
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: So Zach obviously wasn't going to work. He liked you

907
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: a lot. So would you be willing to go on

908
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: another date with Zach? Will pay for it if he

909
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: changes his name. I feel like, since we talked about it,

910
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: like it it's like no longer an elephant in the room.

911
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: But Zach, if you wouldn't mind going by a different

912
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: name for a little while until I get over Zach,

913
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: my daughter, What do you want to call me? I

914
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: will go by whatever you are comfortable calling me. Well

915
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: you actually okay? Hold on though she said that, I

916
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: think she was going to go out with you again

917
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: as long as you go by a different name. But

918
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: will you actually legally change your name? If you guys

919
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: end up like getting married, I will legally add that

920
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 1: to the doctrine of our marriage. No way. Whatever you

921
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: want are so sweet commitment. So Jenny and whatever your

922
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: name is. Excited for you guys. But I think Kevin

923
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: Hurt's really funny, So let's just go by Kevin for now.

924
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: Kevin my first name, Kevin, the whole thing exactly. So

925
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: Jenny and Kevin Hart. Yeah, oh my god, awesome second date.

926
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: So you guys are gonna want a second date? Yes, alright, congratulations.

927
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: Congratulations Jenny and Kevin Hart. It's nice to meet you man. Yeah,

928
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much to meet me too. Thank

929
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: you for making this happen and like putting me on

930
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 1: the spot and making me talk about it because I

931
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: already feel like my trauma is leavings. Thank you, and

932
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you again. Kevin Hart. I

933
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you too, Jenny, did you bill

934
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: show on demand? Dirty little Secret? Remember, if you have

935
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, or a big dirty secret, or

936
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: a medium sized dirty secret, whatever dirty you got, whatever

937
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: secret you got, whether it's clean or dirty, you can

938
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: tell it on the show text in four one six one.

939
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, we'll let you

940
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: get it off your chest. Remember, everybody stays anonymous. We

941
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. And that's why

942
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, our anonymous caller to tell

943
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret is none other made big

944
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: news this past week. Alaria Baldwin, Hello, Alec Baldwin's wife

945
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: who lied about being Spanish. It was actually named Hillary,

946
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: but anyway, hello Hilaria, Hey Hillary? Hello? Then is it

947
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: Lario or Hillary? What do you go by these days?

948
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: As long as I'm anonymous on the radio right now? Okay,

949
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret that you want

950
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: to tell us? So, yeah, I have a dirty little

951
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: secret that might be a little awkward for you guys.

952
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: Awkward for us. We're not the one tell on the secret.

953
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: Why didn't we awkward for us? Awkward? What you did? Um, well,

954
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you guys are kind of involved

955
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: with my little secret, or at least one of you,

956
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: we're involved in your secret. Do we know each other? Well?

957
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: I know you guys because I do listen. I love

958
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 1: love the show. But my mother is always asking me

959
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: why I'm single, okay, and like it's the last thing

960
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,720
Speaker 1: that you want to hear as a kid, and it's annoying,

961
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: and I have my reasons, but I'm I just started

962
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: to lie to her and I told her that I

963
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: am dating English Evan. Are you sorry? Are you serious?

964
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: I even when on his Instagram pulled up some pictures

965
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: photoshopped myself into those pictures. I have to see this

966
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 1: thing the rest of my family during the holidays. Oh

967
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: my god, what did you photo shop your face onto

968
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: my girlfriend's head. I don't know who's in your photos.

969
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: I just spagged one and I photo shot myself into

970
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: it standing next to you, and that one around the

971
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: family dinner table. Oh my god, So why did you

972
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: choose English? So you've been lying to your family telling

973
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: them that you're dating English Evans. So what they like?

974
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: Look at his instagram and see that he has a

975
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: girlfriend and pictures of his girlfriend. Is he like, what, No, No,

976
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 1: that's that's I told him that that's just a front

977
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: if they go on there and they're not going to

978
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: see me, because it just you know, it'd be a

979
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: little embarrassing if he just puts his personal stuff out there,

980
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: like it would be dating me. Like, he can't put

981
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 1: that up there, is what I told. They believe me. Yeah. Yeah,

982
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: my mom she's not real big on technology and all

983
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: the social media, so she's not she really can't look

984
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: for herself because she gets confused. I'm interested to know

985
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: how our relationship is, Like, tell me the details. Oh well,

986
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: when I tell my mother, I tell her it's all good,

987
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 1: it's great. We have like this beautiful candy relationship. Because

988
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: then if she if I say anything is bad or

989
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: I like let on that there could be a problem

990
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 1: or whatever, then she's just going to ask more questions

991
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: that she's going to be trying to be involved more.

992
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: So anytime she asks, I mean, I'm telling her it's great,

993
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: we're going to dinners, we're having fun. Oh my god,

994
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 1: how long are you planning on keeping this up? For

995
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: as long as I need to? I don't know. Maybe, well,

996
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: actually maybe after a little while, I'll say that we

997
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: broke up and then and then that'll like buy me

998
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 1: time of being single again. Want to meet him? Yeah,

999
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: oh yeah. English Evan's very busy. He's very social. He

1000
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: you know, can't come around a While's very very busy

1001
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: his grandma's basement. Yeah. Yeah, that's something that no one's

1002
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: ever said about me. Why why choose English Evan out

1003
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: of all people you could choose to fake not on

1004
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: the show ness, I just mean in life, out of

1005
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: all the people you could choose to fake out a

1006
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: relationship with. What made you choose English Evan to lie

1007
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: to your family about? Why Evan? I you know, he

1008
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: was on in the background and I just always thought

1009
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: he was cute and his red hair and his beard,

1010
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 1: and I was like, it was finally my chance to

1011
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: have an English boyfriend. And I thought, hey, here we go.

1012
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: And I mean, Evan, if it's cool with you, if

1013
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: you could just send me like some pictures maybe of

1014
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 1: like how how you look. I know it sounds weird,

1015
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: but with like without a shirt and then shirt I met.

1016
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: Your mother is so proud, well she will be as

1017
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: soon as I get these pictures from him. I'm not sure,

1018
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: I'll send you some. Yeah, we got something to send

1019
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 1: it to you. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty

1020
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 1: little secret and continued success in your relationship with English Evan.

1021
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm really excited for you guys. It's going well. Thank Evan.

1022
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 1: Thank you for being my dirty little secret. Oh oh

1023
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: my god, all right, hang up, what's your dirty little secret,