Speaker 1: Look mare, oh, I see you my own and look
Speaker 1: over there is that the culture? Yes, goodness, yeah, Lost Culture,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. You're to be with you today,
Speaker 1: right and early, right and early. But it's very exciting
Speaker 1: because we are here finally to announce the nominees for
Speaker 1: the fourth annual Lost cultureisa's Culture Awards and the first
Speaker 1: televised Lost Culture. Is This Culture Awards, airing August fifth
Speaker 1: on Bravo and streaming the next day on Peacock. Well,
Speaker 1: I think we should just get started. I guess we should.
Speaker 2: In the category of Most Iconic Building or Structure, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Universal Helios, Grant Hotel, Aloe's Hotel, Epic Universe,
Speaker 2: Go Be Tent, Coachella, The Coney Island, Cyclone, Lumen Headquarters,
Speaker 2: Severance and Mirror House, Abercadabra, Lady Gaga SNL. These are
Speaker 2: the nominees for most Iconic Building or Structure. In the
Speaker 2: category of Best Vibe hands Down, the nominees are Japan
Speaker 2: All This, Spirit Tunnel, The Jennifer Hudson Show, Top Chef Canada,
Speaker 2: Seth Myers, and Doci. These are the nominees for best
Speaker 2: Vibe hands Down. In the category of Best Movie of
Speaker 2: All Time. The nominees are Tar A Star Is Born, Gagachella,
Speaker 2: Bootleg from Videomoon, Dot Con, The Incredibles, and Nutty Professor
Speaker 2: Too the Clumps. He's the nominees for Best Movie of
Speaker 2: All Time. In the category of Social Change Moment of
Speaker 2: the Year, sponsored by west Elm, the nominees are Gagachella,
Speaker 2: College students do what they've been educated to do, Jojo
Speaker 2: Siwak continues to evolve, Zoron Mamdani presstor being somehow not cringe,
Speaker 2: and when a gay celebrity writes a children's book. These
Speaker 2: are the nominees for the Social Change Moment of the Year,
Speaker 2: sponsored by west Elm. In the category of Kindest Greeting,
Speaker 2: the nominees.
Speaker 1: Are stop, oh my god, Oh you're here, then I
Speaker 1: won't leave. You just got off a plane. I refuse
Speaker 1: to believe that because you look so amazing. Okay, shirt,
Speaker 1: and we've met several times and I remember. These are
Speaker 1: the nominees for kindest Greeting. In the category of Best Breakfast,
Speaker 1: the nominees are egg McMuffin, yogurt and Berri's a Banana.
Speaker 1: If you don't have time necessarily to do like a
Speaker 1: whole thing, crabcake, Benedict and just a black coffee. I'm
Speaker 1: actually intermitt investing. These are the nominees for best Breakfast.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are half
Speaker 2: soup Tomato, half salad, Caesar Fries and Caesar, half soup tomato,
Speaker 2: half grilled cheese, American Pradamonge, UK Selection and Free. These
Speaker 2: are the nominees for best Lunch.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Dinner, the nominees are Chicken, Parmesan,
Speaker 1: Korean Food, all tottig. I actually heard the burger here
Speaker 1: is really good. It's forty six dollars and you get
Speaker 1: home and your new lover cooked for you again. So
Speaker 1: far they are amazing. These are the nominees for best Dinner.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Doctor Pepper,
Speaker 1: Whole Milk, Martini that you order by saying failthy with
Speaker 1: way too much sauce, Big Airport, Essentia, and Celsius. These
Speaker 1: are the nominees for Best Beverage. In the category of
Speaker 1: Moon Award for Shining Brightly, the nominees are Michelle Williams
Speaker 1: Death Becomes Her, Michelle Williams Dying for Sex, Sarah Sherman
Speaker 1: in a Wig, dream Works, Moon with the Boy on
Speaker 1: It Who Fishes and Chase Swey Wonders the Studio. These
Speaker 1: are the nominees for the Moon Award for Shining Brightly.
Speaker 1: In the category of Sun Award for So Fucking Hot,
Speaker 1: the nominees are Lucy Dakis, Kate Blanchette, Doctor Orna Garlnik
Speaker 1: Bad Bunny, Calvin Klein Coffee that your new lover was
Speaker 1: brought back from this store and oh my god, he
Speaker 1: should have told me this was going to be so hot.
Speaker 1: He's just starting to go southoo. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for Sun Award for So Fucking Hot. In the category
Speaker 1: of Filet Mignon Award for Best Beef, the nominees are
Speaker 1: Rabbi Miss Piggy Defending Herself using the Art of Carate,
Speaker 1: Hillary Duff versus Faye Dunaway, Benito Skinner, over Compensating, and Bluegogie.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for the Filet Mignard Award for
Speaker 1: Best Beef. In the category of Canada Award for Canadian
Speaker 1: Delicate See, the nominees are Alanis Morissetts, All Dressed Chips,
Speaker 1: maple syrup on a stick, on ice. Bowen Yang age eight,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Celestium age twenty one, got legal and moved
Speaker 1: to us. Please.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Canada Award for Canadian Delicacy congratulation,
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: In the category of worst sticky Feeling, the nominees are
Speaker 1: Jolly Rancher on hand. Hate that when you touch a
Speaker 1: child's hand and it's like, what was that? Various surfaces
Speaker 1: at Sephora, women know about that toiletry bag after a
Speaker 1: long flight, what is that? What is that? And the
Speaker 1: one you still have for your ex the relationship is over,
Speaker 1: but now even after all that, still thinking about him
Speaker 1: and after all that, These are the nominees for Worse
Speaker 1: sticky Feeling.
Speaker 2: In the category of Borders Award for store that should
Speaker 2: come back, the nominees are Delia's American Apparel, Radio Shack,
Speaker 2: Halen Hardy and quiz No's. But now we're hearing it
Speaker 2: might still be around, let us know. These are the
Speaker 2: nominees for Borders Award for store that should come back.
Speaker 1: In the category of sport we would love to know
Speaker 1: more about, the nominees are Pickleball. Since y'all are so
Speaker 1: obsessed women's rugby, women's men's cheerleading, men's Nike, and volleyball.
Speaker 1: A bunch of guys in the park can't tell how
Speaker 1: many are gay? How many are that is the big question.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for sport we would love to
Speaker 1: know more about.
Speaker 2: In the category of best Gift for Mom, the nominees
Speaker 2: are necklace glow perfumed by j Lo from two thousand
Speaker 2: and two, card you signed for your sibling as well,
Speaker 2: because God knows they weren't taking initiative, a shirt and
Speaker 2: the size you choose feels like a trap. Your mom
Speaker 2: is a narcissist and you can't win, never could, and
Speaker 2: a grandchild despite the fact that the world lol. Anyways,
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for best gift for Mom.
Speaker 1: In the category of best Gift for Dad, the nominees
Speaker 1: are golf rather nice, pen, Apple watch Evergreen, ticket to
Speaker 1: the Sphere Las Vegas, and book about war he already owns.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for best gift for Dad.
Speaker 2: The category of best Gift for sibling slash cousin, the
Speaker 2: nominees are earrings onesie for a baby. You're almost positive
Speaker 2: they have blank journal that says I know nothing about
Speaker 2: you fill these pages, Bottle of Sauvignon blanc from Corner
Speaker 2: and Vintage Sure, which is really just something you hate
Speaker 2: that you got from your mother who is also their
Speaker 2: mother slash aunt. These are the nominees for best Gift
Speaker 2: for sibling slash cousin.
Speaker 1: In the category of In this House we believe in
Speaker 1: award for best yard Sign. The nominees are Beware of
Speaker 1: Dog for Sale, Bonnie Salati for Remax, no soliciting unless
Speaker 1: you have a big, fat ass and a great warm smile.
Speaker 1: In this House we believe Black lives matter, Women's rights,
Speaker 1: equal human rights. No human is illegal, science is real,
Speaker 1: Love is love, diversity makes us stronger, and injustice anywhere
Speaker 1: is a threat to justice everywhere. And technically not a
Speaker 1: sign but a themed flag for the season like pumpkin bunnies, etc.
Speaker 1: So you know what time of year it is when
Speaker 1: you glance upon the sign. These are the nominees for
Speaker 1: in this House we believe in award for best yard Sign.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best City up and Coming, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Bentonville, Arkansas, Sayville, New York, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Rekiavik Iceland,
Speaker 2: and Oh Trust whatever city I'm in, I got all
Speaker 2: the boys up and coming.
Speaker 1: Please. These are the nominees for Best City up and Coming.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best City Established, the nominees are Epcot,
Speaker 1: Walt Disney World, SIM City, Gotham City, sim City, and
Speaker 1: Oh trust whatever city I'm in, I'm establishing connections with
Speaker 1: the boys. These are the nominees for Best City Established.
Speaker 1: In the category of AKA Award for Other Way to
Speaker 1: say that, the nominees are they passed AKA they died,
Speaker 1: she did the damn thing, aka she did well doing
Speaker 1: the deed aka knocking boots aka kissing and more AKA
Speaker 1: sex you freak that, aka you did well and smashed
Speaker 1: it aka someone did well British. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for AKA Award for Other Way to say That. In
Speaker 1: the category of Walking Home Alone Award for what Women
Speaker 1: have to do, the nominees are purse heavy too big,
Speaker 1: purse so small, not functional, just go and talk to
Speaker 1: him to make sure he's okay, learn about toxic shock
Speaker 1: syndrome and then worry about it until you die. And
Speaker 1: heels on the grass at a wedding. These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for the Walking Home Alone Award for what Women
Speaker 1: have to do. In the category of Hypochondriac Award for
Speaker 1: Illness we think we have this time, the nominees are noravirus,
Speaker 1: fungal infection, slash, staph infection, depression that apparently requires ketamine
Speaker 1: the way y'all do it strap again and this is
Speaker 1: not a sickness, but my foot is broken. These These
Speaker 1: are the nominees for a Hypochondriac Award for illness We
Speaker 1: think we have this time. In the category of Right
Speaker 1: Hand arm Man Award for Best Nicknames, the nominees are
Speaker 1: best Friend, Confidant, Silly Rabbit, Jules for Julia, and Queen
Speaker 1: b for Beyonce. These are the nominees for the Right
Speaker 1: Hand Arm Award for Nicknames. In the category of Hagg's
Speaker 1: Award for Abbreviated Things to Say, the nominees are DEVO, devastated, DEFO,
Speaker 1: definitely TKTK Later we are going to get to this,
Speaker 1: but not right now.
Speaker 2: D y h A w HTM did you hear about
Speaker 2: what happened to Marie? And RHOSLC unknown. These are the
Speaker 2: nominees for the Hag's Award for Abbreviated Thing to Say.
Speaker 1: In the category of trans Writes Award for Stuff you
Speaker 1: can't take away from us even if you tried. The
Speaker 1: nominees are my dia coke, this fat ass, my dignity,
Speaker 1: my Netflix, and my water bottle on the plane. You
Speaker 1: got what you wanted the water. Now let me have
Speaker 1: the bottle for my collections. These are the nominees for
Speaker 1: the trans Writes Award for stuff you can't take away
Speaker 1: from us even if you tried.
Speaker 2: In the category of the Secret to Life, the nominees
Speaker 2: are fuck a funny nerd for giving your mama first
Speaker 2: thing every day, water, work out every day, even for
Speaker 2: two minutes, and Donna tell Eversaci Vogue seventy three questions
Speaker 2: and dance like everyone is watching and they are simply
Speaker 2: obsessed the that a Secret to Life. In the category
Speaker 2: of Best Alternative to God Bless You, the nominees.
Speaker 1: Are oh, do you have allergies? Do not sneeze on me.
Speaker 1: I cannot get sick this week. I'm an atheist, but
Speaker 1: good luck with that. That was me yesterday. And Salou
Speaker 1: not salud Salu. These are the nominees for best alternative
Speaker 1: to God Bless You.
Speaker 2: In the category I Have Best Way to be Together,
Speaker 2: the nominees are Conjugal Visit for when one of You
Speaker 2: in Prison Forever, Blood Relative, Family, Reunion in a row
Speaker 2: and Respectful.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Best Way to Be Together.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Damn Bird, the nominees are
Speaker 1: love Birds be cause you know they are in love,
Speaker 1: Daisy Duck are Tequno, the One, Nelly Fertato is Like
Speaker 1: and Thief who Stole My Mother? Katrina Rodgers's Sandwich aka
Speaker 1: The Original Doll. These are the nominees for Best Damn Bird.
Speaker 2: The category of Grief of the Year, the nominees are
Speaker 2: Avatar two, The Way of Water. Lowen's birthday was the
Speaker 2: day after the twenty twenty four election, The Boat, Episode
Speaker 2: of Succession, When We thought for a second, Pervy Little
Speaker 2: Road Died on White Lotus from The Protein Smoothie, and
Speaker 2: Page Left Summer House. These are the nominees for Grief
Speaker 2: of the Year. In the category of we Can Go
Speaker 2: See Boop Award for Best Thing to See, the nominees
Speaker 2: are Boom, John Proctor is the Villain, the New Flick
Speaker 2: from that Cool Young Director at the Angelica aka Sorry
Speaker 2: Baby by Ava, Victor.
Speaker 1: Sweat Tour, and Molly Gordon in Anything. These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for We Can Go See Boop Award for.
Speaker 2: Best thing to See. In the category of Woman of
Speaker 2: a Certain Age Award, the nominees are Jenna Ortega twenty two,
Speaker 2: Dame Helen Mirren seventy nine, Queen Elizabeth the I Elizabethan Age,
Speaker 2: Betty Boop Timeless, and Winona Ryder the Age of Innocence.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees of Women of a Certain Age Award.
Speaker 1: In the category of Harshest Truth about Wicked, the nominees
Speaker 1: are ableism and as a result bullying, racism and as
Speaker 1: a result bullying, the mom treated on the dad adultery,
Speaker 1: fascism as a result of bullying, and Fanny not realized.
Speaker 1: We don't really get into his gay story. What was
Speaker 1: that like? Was it hard coming out? Or was Fanny
Speaker 1: born wealthy? Prequel idea about this visare the nominees for
Speaker 1: Harshest Truth about Wicked. And the category of worst animal
Speaker 1: to Find is Hiding in Your Home? The nominees are
Speaker 1: a possum, raccoon, human, nasty person you barely know, possome.
Speaker 2: And bunch of life. These are the nominees for worst
Speaker 2: animal to Find is Hiding in Your Home.
Speaker 1: In the category of most reductive way to note that
Speaker 1: a gay man is speaking. The nominees are bit Fruity, Eh,
Speaker 1: that fag San though he's so zesty, we at the
Speaker 1: Network love his sass and Niche. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for most reductive way to note that a gay man
Speaker 1: is speaking.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best Title for a Book, the
Speaker 2: nominees are The Upstairs of the House, Twilight, She Freaked
Speaker 2: It with That, the Bible too, the squeakwal Conflict is
Speaker 2: not Abuse. You can learn a lot from just this title,
Speaker 2: and Oh this Body It stays keeping the score.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Best Title for a Book.
Speaker 1: In the category of Style Icon Award, the nominees are Zendeia, Shrek,
Speaker 1: Anna Wintour, Dracula and Doctor Orna Gerrelmik. These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for Style Icon Award.
Speaker 2: In the category of Cover Our Bases Award for a
Speaker 2: Thing you Have to Admit happened this year, the nominees
Speaker 2: are Law and Order. It Ends with Us Carlo Sophia
Speaker 2: on CNN, Adrian Brodie spit his gum out at the
Speaker 2: Oscars Through It to his Day, and Matt and Boone
Speaker 2: were in the shot.
Speaker 1: A minor at the Super Bowl and Subway series We Think.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Cover Our Bases Award for
Speaker 1: Thing you Have to Admit happen this year. In the
Speaker 1: category of I Love You Award for Best Three Words Together,
Speaker 1: the nominees are Pizzas Here, Pink Pony Club, Welcome to Hawaii,
Speaker 1: You're My Friend, and It Bears Repeating. These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for the I Love You Award for Best Three
Speaker 1: Words Together. And the category of Docu Sign Award for
Speaker 1: Technology That Moved Us Forward, the nominees are Ring Camera,
Speaker 1: Chrome Cast, When Phones Touch Tips and Something Happens, Share
Speaker 1: Password and Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Docu Sign Award for Technology
Speaker 2: that Moved Us Forward. In the category of Best Title
Speaker 2: for the Next Bridget Jones, the nominees are Bridget Jones,
Speaker 2: five Oops, All Bridgets, Five Bridgets five Jones, Bridget Jones,
Speaker 2: Oh No, She Beta, Bridget Bridget On All or Nothing,
Speaker 2: and Bridget Jones to Terabithia. These are the nominees for
Speaker 2: Best Title for the Next Bridget Jones. In the category
Speaker 2: of Today's Show Award for Excellence in the Morning, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Jenna Bush Hager, Sex at Times, My Girl,
Speaker 2: Nanda at the Coffee Shop that I see each day, Bodega, Guys.
Speaker 1: That call You Boss, and Muffin. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for Today's Show Award for Excellence in the Morning. In
Speaker 1: the category of Flirtiest Thing You Could Ever Say, the
Speaker 1: nominees are you can sit by me, text me your
Speaker 1: number so I have it, Fuck me tonight? Can you
Speaker 1: hold my shirt if I take it off? And do
Speaker 1: you want to go see a Broadway show Tonight? These
Speaker 1: are the nominees for the flirtiest thing you could Ever Say.
Speaker 2: In the category of song that They're absolutely blasting in
Speaker 2: Trader Joe's, the nominees are I Write Sins Not Tragedies,
Speaker 2: Panic at the Disco, Into the Groove, Madonna, Rich Girl
Speaker 2: Gwen Stefani, Higher Creed, and Rich Girl.
Speaker 1: Holl of Oates. These are the nominees for a song
Speaker 1: that They're absolutely blasting in Trader Joe's. In the category
Speaker 1: of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise, the nominees
Speaker 1: are Boop, Shrek, Crest, The High Deeds, and Yo Gabba Gabba.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for the Hunger Games Award for
Speaker 1: Best Huge Franchise.
Speaker 2: In the category of Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap Award
Speaker 2: for Twins Excellence, the nominees are Michael B. Jordan, Sinners,
Speaker 2: Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson Dix. The musical Lisa Kudro Friends,
Speaker 2: Slash Frasier Is Zooey Deschanel Married to a Twin, And soap.
Speaker 1: Operas Evil and Normal.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap
Speaker 2: Award for Twins Excellence.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Sweat Tour Award for Best
Speaker 1: Live Indoor Performance, the nominees are The Sweat Tour, Brat Tour, Killa,
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga, SNL, Boop and Bowen Ye and Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: No More Sleigh SNL. These are the nominees for the
Speaker 1: Sweat Or Award for Best Live Indoor Performance. Speculation thank
Speaker 1: you really well to serve vishally deserved at this time,
Speaker 1: we are excited to reveal that the rest of the
Speaker 1: nominations will be revealed at a date to be determined.
Speaker 1: These will also be airing on Bravo August fifth, streaming
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