1 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes, 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 1: that Kevin Pollard. That which would I rather? Well, I 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 1: guess I'm gonna go with being Satan's fluffer dear pals 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: and gals. By definition, alchemy is quote when a person 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: or persons create something through a seemingly magical process. Well, 6 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 1: during a health storm last summer in Missoula, mon town 7 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: of the idea struck what I brought together the right 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,600 Speaker 1: creative people and ask them to make stuff up based 9 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: on my own twisted ideas and the nonfertive podcast of 10 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: the seemingly magical process, and I would call it alchemy? 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,319 Speaker 1: Is now really the time to breed dogs and chickens? Well, 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: people in nincom boots. After a bit of title tinkering, 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,599 Speaker 1: I'm so very proud to present to you another episode, 14 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 1: Oh Alchemy. This, Let's meet our Alchemist, shall you? In 15 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,480 Speaker 1: no particular order, say hello to Chris Oporado. Cree. How 16 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: will you know when you're there? I think I think 17 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: my bank account will let me know. It's all about 18 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: the most so very telling, blow the man down. It's greer, 19 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: greer me Seymour, are you hanging? Wait? What was my intro. 20 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 1: Blow the man down. Yeah, okay, oh hang um fucking 21 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: loose dude. Okay, all right, you want to work blue, 22 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: that's fine, kicking up, slow down your jam. It's Vanessa 23 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: Raglan Venetia. Have you been to Australian If so, what 24 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: surprised you? Oh? I have Canberra's boring. What I mean, 25 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: it's the capital and it's a little bit boring. But 26 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: the beautiful coast yeah yeah, super beautiful fan Yeah. Uh 27 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 1: well it's Greigkowski toime again. People. Okay, cow what's your 28 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: favorite color? And why isn't it c foam? It is mine? 29 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: Oh and you come to your certain sea foam captain 30 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: yesterday and you've done it again last but go screw you. 31 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: If you think of leash, Mr James C Jimmy, can 32 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: I call you Doctor Strange, then we think, wow, that's 33 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: one of my favorite Marvel superheroes. Absolutely can. I I 34 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 1: appreciate if you got to the car now and get 35 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: whatever Doctor Strange app that you have. I'll be right 36 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: back to lock the doors. Lock the doors, uh, Raphael, 37 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: I'd like the sound of someone leaving the room, locking 38 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 1: the doors and driving away. All right. Today's suggestion scene 39 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: suggestion come from your listener. Mail scene one was from 40 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 1: Cade Smith, who wrote, one time I was a witness 41 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: to a car accident which I had to write a 42 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 1: witness report for these small town cop who was on 43 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 1: his first week on the job. There was a woman 44 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: on the ground and her husband drove away, yelling I 45 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: don't have insurance. Meanwhile, meth lab exploded nearby and the 46 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: cop had to go see about that. He left me 47 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,679 Speaker 1: in charge of the accident scene. I collected reports and 48 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 1: also helped the u D. Also, while waiting, a man 49 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: who had his head wrapped up in gauze approached me 50 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,639 Speaker 1: and asked if I needed a witness uh to do 51 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: what happened because he saw the whole thing, apparently through gause. 52 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 1: So I finished up reports, slapped the back of the ambulance, 53 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:17,560 Speaker 1: convinced the cop that the other person was the car 54 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: was totaled, and then went back to college. Oh we 55 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: now take you, Yes, Kate, that's Kate Smith. We now 56 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: take you to the What would you like to have 57 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: in the temperature or start the timer? I thought that 58 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: maybe the timer would be very helpful. You all have phones. 59 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: Thanks for not taking in my face. All right, we'll 60 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: take you to that accent or something like it. Stephanie, 61 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: get in my office right now, Stephanie, I'm here. How 62 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: long have you been on this police force? Have been 63 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: upwards of umpteen days? Teen days exactly. We're not sure. 64 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: In fact, I'm even sure you're on the books here. 65 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: I'm on the books. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm on 66 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: the books. I'm looking through the record here. You seem 67 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: wrote your name in everywhere I did, okay, using red ink. Okay, 68 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: that's not what we do here. I'm sorry. Yeah, you 69 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: should be stuff. Okay, you should be. Are you mad 70 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 1: about the other night? Or yeah? I am mad about 71 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: the other night? All right, you came into my house. 72 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: I seven did it with my family. Okay. You can't 73 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: just come up with me and just say I got 74 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 1: a new case, sergeant. All right, but you'd be happy 75 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,479 Speaker 1: for me, I'm not. I am happy. Yes, I'm happy 76 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: for you. But these cases, I feel you're just coming 77 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 1: up with them. You meet people on the street, I'm 78 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: finding them, you're finding Okay, let me just go through 79 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,480 Speaker 1: some of these cases and you. Okay, let's here we go. Okay. 80 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,839 Speaker 1: Elderly woman on Elk Street, you said that she was mugged, 81 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 1: all right, she was. She was attacked by some dire 82 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: wolves or such. All right, that's what it looks like. 83 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: What it looks like. It was her dog. It was 84 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:56,160 Speaker 1: her Yorkshire bitter and ankle ran away. We failed the animal. Okay, 85 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: that one case is closed, Yes, Stephanie, let's do another 86 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 1: one here. Streets are getting safer. So there was a 87 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 1: bank heist. I did say that a gentleman lost fifteen dollars. 88 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 1: That's correct. Okay, that's not a bank heist, is it. 89 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: It's not was he was near the bank, Okay, on 90 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,799 Speaker 1: the same block as the bank, alright, where two weeks ago, 91 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: a few suspicious things were seen, including someone tagging a building. Someone. 92 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 1: Someone was tagging a building, So that seems like a 93 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: clue to a bank eist. Someone was tagging a building. 94 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: There was a clue to the bank. That's what I 95 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 1: put together. Okay, well, hold on, go on. This is 96 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: interesting about this. So I was on my morning jog 97 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 1: and I saw a young miss Grant. I wanted to 98 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: say any more than that, but like he could tell 99 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: he was bad by just looking at him, five around him. 100 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: I don't want to describe him because I feel no 101 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,160 Speaker 1: I feel like that's like, you know, crossing one we 102 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 1: need a description of because I can't play into stereotypes. 103 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 1: You know what, who was? It was a man, a boy, 104 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,359 Speaker 1: it was male? Okay, it was to my feeling, I 105 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 1: don't know. I mean that feels like who am I 106 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 1: to say? You have to say you are a police officer? Okay? 107 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 1: Well I the human um was you know, ish around 108 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: my tight? But you could just tell shifty. Okay, you 109 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,479 Speaker 1: know what I'm putting you. Manetti on this case? Manetti, 110 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 1: get in here, Manetti, Yeah, all right, Manetti and Stephanie 111 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: you're on this case. No, I don't want to walk 112 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 1: with her. Look, Manetti, I don't give a god damn, 113 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 1: you got sixteen. Oh it's not great for you. It's 114 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: not great for me. I don't care who it's great for. 115 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: It's gonna be great for the city. You got that. Yes, 116 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 1: I get the hell out of here. I do not 117 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: don't talk to the captain. I'm the sergeant. Remembered that, Okay, 118 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: sargeant only ownly. The captain has been weird. All right, 119 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 1: let's go, No, Manetti, let's go. Fine, I'm driving, all right, 120 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 1: Oh interesting, I'll be I'll be driving as well. Right 121 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,719 Speaker 1: beside you. I'll do a follow up. Yeah, who's driving? 122 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 1: You know what? Neither of you are driving? Take the segway. 123 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 1: I call Francis. What's going on? You too? Leaving? Leaving 124 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: for a case. Yes, let me in on it. Huh 125 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 1: oh captain, um, you know what? There's there's us scones 126 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: in the breakroom. Scones. Yeah, I wish we could tell 127 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: you about the Oh, is there clotted cream? I think 128 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: that they were bringing some clotted strawberries. I only like 129 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: to have the traditional British right, of course, you do, 130 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:31,600 Speaker 1: you anglophile. Proud of both of you. Thank you. Well, 131 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta, we gotta, we gotta skip. Let 132 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: go on my shoulders. Sorry, my wife is all right. 133 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: Good luck. These segways ain't too bad? What the segways 134 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: ain't too bad? He was? I don't want to describe him. Okay, 135 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait, low down, slow down, slow down 136 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: slow look look look look it up. Look over there 137 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 1: a cat. No, no, I'm talking about the man's heavy cat. 138 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 1: The man behind them with the gun. Oh all right, 139 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: he looks suspicious. You get down from that damn tree 140 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: right now. I'll shoot you in the eye. Get down 141 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: from the tree. Get down from the What did I say, Sammy, 142 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 1: get down from the tree. Who wants treats or a 143 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 1: bullet in the eye? What's it gonna be? Backup? Definitely 144 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:36,319 Speaker 1: called soft treats bold and let's go over this again, 145 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 1: my god, tasty treats, bold and the eye. You want 146 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 1: to take one like Mawgreen and the guyfathers. I was 147 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: telling me, Sammy, because that's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna 148 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: shoot you, all right. This is not a joke. You 149 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,719 Speaker 1: got up there by yourself. Clearly you need to get 150 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,679 Speaker 1: down by yourself. I ain't climbing up. Should we shoot him? 151 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 1: Draw your firearm? Do you not understand when I say 152 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: it's food time? You seem to understand me? Just all right? 153 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 1: So now I'm saying, get down from a damn tree. 154 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 1: What was that I'm going in, sir? Sir? Yeah, that's 155 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:14,559 Speaker 1: freeze dried coffee. What the fun is going on with astronaut? 156 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 1: He's an astronaut? Yeah, but your hair, your well, you 157 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 1: have a gun that it's not a gun. What it 158 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,559 Speaker 1: is that it's a water hose. I'm trying to get 159 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 1: my cat down from a tree. And I was going 160 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 1: to shoot him in the eye with the water hose. Alright, sir. 161 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,400 Speaker 1: And then you too showed up on what bicycles would 162 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 1: know by a wheels? What are these? What does that? 163 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,559 Speaker 1: What does that mean? Um? We gotta propel it with 164 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,640 Speaker 1: our own to talk to this guy. Alright, Lieutenant Garrett, 165 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: here I was called for back up. There's a man 166 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: with a gun. Yeah, there's a hose connected to that nozzle. Yeah, 167 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:56,200 Speaker 1: it's a lieutenant. Squeezeutenant, I'm think I'm losing. What are 168 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 1: you doing? I'm having put your gun? No, no, I 169 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: I don't think i'm fit anymore. Captin Sorry, Lieutenant Manettie 170 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:09,320 Speaker 1: get ahold yourself. Stephanie, are you okay? I'm great. Still 171 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,480 Speaker 1: worried about the cat. Could anyone please help me get 172 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,680 Speaker 1: the cat down? I mean if you tried like a 173 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,079 Speaker 1: kitty kitty kitty kind of thing. What is that? You 174 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:20,440 Speaker 1: know you got kitty don't? The cat's name is Sammy. 175 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:25,839 Speaker 1: It's gonna reply. I've worked with cats for you. Kitty 176 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 1: kitty kitty kitty in ing. Hey, Sam, I need a 177 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:39,839 Speaker 1: I need a sandwich place. Hey, one of my specialty sandwiches. Sam. 178 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:43,320 Speaker 1: You ever you ever have a day where you just 179 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 1: feel off. No, because every day I got open the 180 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 1: shop at six am and make sandwiches all day. It's 181 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 1: a great life and I'm feeding my family. Look at you, Sam, 182 00:10:54,760 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 1: m hmm, I ain't doing so hot. Uh huh. Today 183 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,800 Speaker 1: I almost shot a man who was carrying a water hose. 184 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,959 Speaker 1: I I asked my partner to dry her gun. You 185 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 1: want the mootsarel, you have the mood. Sixteen days I 186 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:18,839 Speaker 1: have left? H just what why are you? Why is 187 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: everybody in this dinner laughing at me? Face? These guys 188 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 1: Mozarella's good old. Can somebody play a tiny violet? I'm 189 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 1: losing my mind. I thought i'd find you here, Lieutenant. 190 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,080 Speaker 1: You've only got sixteen days left. You gotta pull yourself together. 191 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know if I can exposition 192 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 1: this is This is a private matter with police department. Yeah, 193 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 1: you're in a public space, Shay, sammy Les, get the roots, 194 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,160 Speaker 1: all right, get the roots. Take it easy on the 195 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 1: school to pay you man Eddie. Why do you come 196 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,439 Speaker 1: to this deli all the time? Well? Sam is uh, 197 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: he is a source of comfort for me. It seems 198 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,439 Speaker 1: like they specifically harass you, but it's like cheers, like 199 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 1: the anti cheers. Yeah, it's really like the anti cheers. 200 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 1: These guys are jeering you. Yeah, you want you want you, 201 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 1: you want your sandwich? Cutting half like much respect this 202 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:39,720 Speaker 1: this this My grandmother was tasted like that. No, man, 203 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:45,880 Speaker 1: you don't deserve this holy ship. Come on, a fine 204 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:50,199 Speaker 1: police officer, he's sixteen days from retirement. You know what, 205 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,120 Speaker 1: give me a sandwich for free. Maybe, yeah, you know, 206 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,920 Speaker 1: in the honor of your service and whatnot, use the 207 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:04,320 Speaker 1: sandwich and then go get your I'm let's get out 208 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,560 Speaker 1: of let's get out of here. Changing, changing, Pappa, Sam, 209 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:14,959 Speaker 1: Pappa Sama? What what is it? Tino? Papa? What is it? Tino? Hungry? 210 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:20,720 Speaker 1: You as feed us your feeds? Papa? You didn't give 211 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,080 Speaker 1: a one no sandwiches today. I gave away a sandwich. Yeah, 212 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't know. I 213 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:47,560 Speaker 1: didn't make any money. Swich where we get what happens? 214 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 1: It looks like this, uh, this family, this Italian sandwich 215 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,079 Speaker 1: film got right over. What are you talking about? I'm 216 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,559 Speaker 1: talking about a crime scene here? Sorry, everything, do you 217 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:02,880 Speaker 1: need a witness? Jesus Christy, it's not a lot of guys. 218 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,080 Speaker 1: If you've seen. How about your head on it last week? 219 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 1: A way opposite opposite had a little too much played 220 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: the whole thing you did. Yeah, okay, so what exactly happened? 221 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,040 Speaker 1: You want to get at your notepad? Maybe maybe we 222 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,240 Speaker 1: don't have to yell each other, but maybe we both time. 223 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 1: You do the right and I do the listening. I'm 224 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 1: just saying that we both can do this. Do the listening. 225 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 1: We both do listening. Okay, I have to listen to 226 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 1: write it down. Hey, lieutenant, I just got uh, I 227 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,440 Speaker 1: just see here on my phone a car drove through 228 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 1: sam sandwich shot. Yeah, that sandwich shot that they treated 229 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: you like. And now everyone, everyone there's dead. Yeah exactly 230 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: that could have been me. Were you thinking that should happen? 231 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 1: Who are you? Sir? I'm just wow. This is a 232 00:14:54,280 --> 00:15:00,280 Speaker 1: private police I thought it was. Okay, okay, what's going on? Everyone? 233 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 1: I think I can help with what the fun is going? One? Tennant? 234 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:07,360 Speaker 1: You have this under control? I got it, Captain, Okay, Actually, Minetti, 235 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:12,080 Speaker 1: here's feeling bad? Captain? It's fine. Um, why don't there's 236 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:23,320 Speaker 1: fresh blueberry? Um? What's British? What's fresh blueberry? That sounds wonderful. 237 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,640 Speaker 1: I think my son doesn't understand me. You really know 238 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,200 Speaker 1: how to work with him pretty well. Oh it's no problem. 239 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 1: I have a really bonker's family. But Eddie, back to 240 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,400 Speaker 1: what you were saying, I'm just saying I thought about 241 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:42,480 Speaker 1: the car driving happened. Oh I was, I was. I 242 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 1: was there moments before and then and then I talked. 243 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,160 Speaker 1: You think you were saved for purpose. I think we 244 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 1: should have got You're sixteen days out. You want to extend. 245 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:59,280 Speaker 1: I want to extend, you want to extend. I want 246 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 1: to be seven teen days lieutenant. Oh alright, everybody calmed down. 247 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,800 Speaker 1: I just got you, I just got you. Holy just 248 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 1: spending four hours this one. I think my first I 249 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 1: uh matter of business should be to figure out what 250 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: happened over at Sam's. Sure alright? And also on the case, 251 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 1: where am I still in the bankais or the tagging guy? 252 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: What do you guys want me on? I've been finding 253 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 1: cases everywhere, the tagging suge but around the thing. This 254 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 1: is what's gonna go down, all right, this is what's 255 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: gonna happen. Stephanetti, I want both of you to go 256 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:39,800 Speaker 1: deal with that temple case way, don't fall in love? Yeah, anyway, 257 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,400 Speaker 1: some occult ship going down there, apparently trying to raise 258 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 1: the dead. Random gentleman and lieutenant. I want you too 259 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,600 Speaker 1: to go down and check out the Sam issue. Okay, captain, 260 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:53,560 Speaker 1: Captain please in the other room drinking right, Captain, just 261 00:16:53,680 --> 00:17:05,320 Speaker 1: stay in there, all right, the gap Captain. Let's go 262 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 1: to scene too, shall we. This one, weirdly also requested 263 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:14,840 Speaker 1: by Kate Smith. He had a couple of good ones. Yeah, 264 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:21,159 Speaker 1: maybe not assumed that he could be today. I was 265 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:27,600 Speaker 1: thinking today Smith, Uh, far less details than his first one. 266 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:32,560 Speaker 1: He simply suggests the writer's room at the w w 267 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,440 Speaker 1: E headquarters where they can come up with wrestler names 268 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 1: and backstories for the wrestlers. And then I would add, 269 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,440 Speaker 1: maybe add to this that perhaps once the names and 270 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,639 Speaker 1: backstories have been created in the writer's room, that they 271 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,480 Speaker 1: interview a couple of potential people to portrays said created 272 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:57,639 Speaker 1: WWE wrestlers. We take you there. Now, I'm just spitballing. 273 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,680 Speaker 1: I think everything needs a hot flat How about this 274 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:07,840 Speaker 1: flat feet flat feet story? Well, let's let's let's toss 275 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 1: it around. Is a military dodger? Oh no, that's interesting drama. 276 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,159 Speaker 1: He got dodge based on his flat feet. He had 277 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 1: flat feet and couldn't serve. But is that a hero 278 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:24,359 Speaker 1: that the kids are going to really? Yeah, the villains 279 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,879 Speaker 1: gotta have the villains flat feet and it comes out 280 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,560 Speaker 1: and he has trouble walking. I think we should probably 281 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,040 Speaker 1: get it to get the heart of his motivation. Though, 282 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,520 Speaker 1: what are you thinking? Is the flat feet leading him 283 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:39,399 Speaker 1: to villainy or is it merely a fatal flaw? I mean, Randolph, basically, 284 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,359 Speaker 1: that's what I was saying. But now with your accident, 285 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,760 Speaker 1: everyone's going to give you credit saying, yeah, Bill Shakespeare, 286 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:48,119 Speaker 1: why don't you take it from here? Okay? So flat 287 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:52,359 Speaker 1: Feet has a tragic backstory starting with starting with the 288 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,480 Speaker 1: death of his parents at an early age that he witnessed, 289 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,159 Speaker 1: that he witnessed. Did he do it? Perhaps we can 290 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 1: leave that ambiguity, but we will have to make that 291 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,840 Speaker 1: decision down the line. Right, Maybe the hero of the 292 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,200 Speaker 1: wrestler finds out and brings it into the ring and 293 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,280 Speaker 1: absolutely killed your parents. So it grows up with a 294 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,399 Speaker 1: lot of pain, Yes, yes, a lot of pain, a 295 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 1: lot of pain. Never went to school, but big inheritance? 296 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,879 Speaker 1: Did he get a big inheritance? Yes? It feels like Batman. 297 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. It's starting to feel 298 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:27,800 Speaker 1: a little Bruce Wayne, Yes, did Batman draft touch? I 299 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: don't know for paid himself out of that? I'm sure 300 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,840 Speaker 1: he was very wealthy. You can't pay yourself out of 301 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,399 Speaker 1: the draft. Men, do you want to look that up 302 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,880 Speaker 1: for us? Place on it? Thank you many. Wait a second, 303 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,680 Speaker 1: so I'll take a second. Did Batman was Bruce Wayne 304 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,920 Speaker 1: to draft? Draft that? He was? Well? Look at that, 305 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 1: look at that. It's been done. Well, I'm just not 306 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 1: sure that they have Batman. And where are you from? Well, 307 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,960 Speaker 1: just London? Yeah, do they have Batman in London? Yes? 308 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,919 Speaker 1: They do. Okay, well they didn't have no excuse? Okay, 309 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,960 Speaker 1: was platiarism. We've got to watch. Look, I apologize every 310 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: time I propose a new character. It's the Batman backstory. 311 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 1: And listen, this is a safe room, all right, So 312 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,639 Speaker 1: there's no bad ideas. Let's get off flatfoot. Let's go 313 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,480 Speaker 1: on to another one. Jim, Jim, you had an idea. 314 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,359 Speaker 1: I got an idea. All right. This guy is called 315 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 1: the snake King, good name name, Snake King. Alright, what's 316 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,360 Speaker 1: gonna happen is we're gonna take this guy. We're gonna 317 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,040 Speaker 1: a woman where we don't know. Yeah, right, but King 318 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 1: could be what and we're gonna, you know, sow live 319 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,200 Speaker 1: snakes into their skin, right, so they're gonna be part 320 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 1: of their finishing move. You want the snakes under the skin? No, no, no, 321 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:41,240 Speaker 1: on top outside, kind of like medusable hanging offto snakes. 322 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 1: Snakes hanging off the skin, live snakes, Mandy, can you please? 323 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: You can't do it? Of course you can't know, you can't, 324 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,880 Speaker 1: so snakes on someone? Stop? Have you ever talked to Peter? 325 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,960 Speaker 1: Have you ever been on a call with They're going 326 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: to eat you a lot? I'm sure that they're not, 327 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,640 Speaker 1: because I'm they're not gonna eat me, Mandy. Anybody got 328 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:04,639 Speaker 1: snakes hanging off him? No? If he could have some 329 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 1: sort of utility belt that would like that. We just 330 00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:12,119 Speaker 1: want to recap a quick recap here. So we have 331 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,919 Speaker 1: a flat foot snake king. Prior to that we had 332 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:22,560 Speaker 1: Meterman and uh say what you say it's embarrassing. No, 333 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,760 Speaker 1: it's not embarrassing. There's nothing embarrassing about the human body. Okay, 334 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,080 Speaker 1: and the big butt boy, I think we should go 335 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:35,400 Speaker 1: back there big butt boy just for a second, because Bill, 336 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,000 Speaker 1: you said he was going to knock people down with 337 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,399 Speaker 1: his big butt and he had that old man is 338 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,520 Speaker 1: the Yes, yes, he has a butler who works with him. 339 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 1: I see like that and uh, and then he'll go 340 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:51,280 Speaker 1: into the butt cave and then the old man goes 341 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 1: into the bat But that's what I'm asking big, big, 342 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,440 Speaker 1: big butt boy can drive the buttmobile directly. Like I've 343 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:05,000 Speaker 1: seen a pornography film that was a parody of Batman. Title. Well, 344 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 1: I'm in the top on the latest pornography. What's the 345 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 1: name of the film. What's the title, big but bad boy. 346 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,680 Speaker 1: He does he can't talk about I don't feel safe. 347 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,200 Speaker 1: You can't talk about porn in here? Can we stop 348 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 1: with the porn talk? I think it's a big inspiration. 349 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,400 Speaker 1: And you bring me in the writing room, I bring 350 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,879 Speaker 1: my experience. I know I'm just taking notes here, but 351 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,560 Speaker 1: we have a big pay per view subscription base that 352 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,840 Speaker 1: we need to satisfy. You need to come up with 353 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,119 Speaker 1: two or three strong characters right now because we have 354 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: two men outside. I'm sorry, we have two men outside 355 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:45,040 Speaker 1: who are waiting to to to take on their new 356 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:51,680 Speaker 1: PERSONA got into Mendy familiar with take control, Mendy. I 357 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:57,800 Speaker 1: just had secretary something about, yeah, take control to take 358 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:08,400 Speaker 1: control six like hungry, psychotic no no offense and crazy cycles. 359 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 1: Psychle takes control of every situation. Oh, her glasses have 360 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,639 Speaker 1: like a dagger glasses and she shows up with two 361 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,399 Speaker 1: guys waiting outside. That's happening right now. She's got a 362 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 1: grinding at the moment, like she uses the laptop to 363 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:27,760 Speaker 1: knock people down. And just a keyboard some kind of 364 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,560 Speaker 1: clear your schedule, go ahead, some kind of signal in 365 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,680 Speaker 1: the sky. Yes, yes, like that. Okay, so we like you, secretary, 366 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,119 Speaker 1: read back what we got for Secretary, got it. So 367 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 1: she's she wears glasses, she wants to take control of everything. 368 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,399 Speaker 1: She's got a grinding voice. She knocks people down with 369 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:52,360 Speaker 1: her laptop, just the just the keyboard. Yeah, people schedule, 370 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,919 Speaker 1: that's one of the cats. I'm gonna clear. I'm going 371 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,440 Speaker 1: to clear your schedule, you know, like leaps of building 372 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,920 Speaker 1: in a single bound clears your schedule. A couple of 373 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:05,760 Speaker 1: single building in a signal, you know what, maybe leases 374 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:11,879 Speaker 1: the building. Many Yeah, that was that Jewish superhero. I 375 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 1: was telling you guys about Superman and you didn't like 376 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 1: the idea. Iman. Yeah, right, it's a Superman. We have Superman. 377 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:27,800 Speaker 1: Superman Superman, Superman, Yeah, Superman. Well, um, if you'd like, 378 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,159 Speaker 1: I can bring in the two gentlemen. Yeah, let's bring them. 379 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:38,679 Speaker 1: Maybe which persona fits persona personae? Alright, that's a thing, 380 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,480 Speaker 1: that's the thing. But that's got nothing to do with that. 381 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:47,680 Speaker 1: I'm just a secretary, secretary, secretary, Okay, I'll bring them in. Okay, 382 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 1: are we ready for this? Prime way? These guys are 383 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,840 Speaker 1: coming in. I think the pressure secretary is putting on us. 384 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,040 Speaker 1: It's okay, yeah, I think the pressure is on the individual. 385 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,199 Speaker 1: I why don't you lead it that? Alright, Jim, Okay, 386 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 1: all right, let's do it. All right? What a good 387 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:06,680 Speaker 1: Hi boys, Hi? Hi's you. I'm the secretary here. You 388 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,960 Speaker 1: know I'm supposed to be in here for the w 389 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,760 Speaker 1: w E audition. Oh I know why you're here. Sorry? 390 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 1: And oh tag tag team. We're definitely looking for tag teams. Set. 391 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,359 Speaker 1: So here's the thing. We know that you already have 392 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,920 Speaker 1: your thing. We know that you've done the indie circuits 393 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,120 Speaker 1: and you've even built a following. We gotta follow him. 394 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna change that. We have a couple of other 395 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:41,320 Speaker 1: personas for you to try on. Change. I don't change. Well, 396 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,720 Speaker 1: this is the w w E. This is the big show. 397 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: This is going to be interchangeable with ringworm tape form. 398 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,879 Speaker 1: I'm just the secretary. They're ready to see you now, 399 00:25:52,680 --> 00:26:00,439 Speaker 1: right now, we make sure that a gentleman, Hello, gentlemen, 400 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:05,640 Speaker 1: lady and gentlemen. You know these cells. Would you mind 401 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,040 Speaker 1: taking your shoes off? Please choose them over. It's the 402 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 1: new carpet. Sorry, I got sorry, I got dirt on 403 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,840 Speaker 1: my boots. Yeah, exactly, a lot of dirt on your boots. 404 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 1: I don't know what you want. You got dirt under 405 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 1: the boots to look at those scary dirty toes. Yeah, 406 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 1: I got dirt everywhere. We're from the country. They have 407 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,440 Speaker 1: socks in the country. Well, it's a little extra patty 408 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,200 Speaker 1: between the shoe and your foot. Well, I know what 409 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,159 Speaker 1: socks are you. We have them, but we don't use 410 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 1: them because we usually have shoes on it. It's waste 411 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,120 Speaker 1: before both all right, fellas, we've got a couple of characters. 412 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,919 Speaker 1: We'd like to run passion and see what you can 413 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,679 Speaker 1: make it. We've been doing our thing for so long. 414 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. We want to change them. No, you 415 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,800 Speaker 1: don't want to further your career. Do you want to 416 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,119 Speaker 1: further your career, yes or no? Yes or no? You 417 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,920 Speaker 1: want to keep fighting a little mud pits in the 418 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,879 Speaker 1: middle of but nowhere, Okay, then get ready to act voice. 419 00:26:55,160 --> 00:27:01,800 Speaker 1: I think he does nowhere alright, so I'll hear him out. 420 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,920 Speaker 1: I'll hear him out alright, alright, what's just that we've 421 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 1: seen what you guys have been doing for seventeen years 422 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,000 Speaker 1: and uh it's backyard wrestling. That's I'm sorry? Can I 423 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,119 Speaker 1: talk to my people for a second? I thought I 424 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 1: was gonna lead this? Why do we want? You didn't 425 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,440 Speaker 1: say one thing. I understand that, but like I feel 426 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,960 Speaker 1: like I was supposed to lead it, and then I 427 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,640 Speaker 1: haven't said a word yet. That's on you. Let's try 428 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,560 Speaker 1: that version. Let's try that version. Oh great, great, So 429 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,640 Speaker 1: we're making so we're done here were I can't even 430 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: we're done talking one thing? I say, what are you saying? 431 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,760 Speaker 1: One thing? And then then they have more qualifications to 432 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,280 Speaker 1: be here than you do in this business for fourteen years? Okay, 433 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,320 Speaker 1: s does you want to lead it? Do you want? 434 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:48,680 Speaker 1: I would love to, alright, you know that's what the 435 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,960 Speaker 1: leader does. The leader does that? Fascinating. Maybe Captain Cave, 436 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 1: what's the maybe a character Captain cave. Well, the guy 437 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,600 Speaker 1: just caves no matter what happened. Are you talking to me? Great? 438 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,720 Speaker 1: That's me? Is that for me? Is that for me? 439 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,320 Speaker 1: Is that? Who's that guy? What hadn't you talked before? 440 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,680 Speaker 1: I'm an executive here, Okay, I'm one of the character creators. Okay, 441 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,959 Speaker 1: I'll take over from here. So mindy, gun ahead, right, 442 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 1: you're probably familiar with the actual necessary. I don't know. 443 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,600 Speaker 1: Was that me? It could have been it could have 444 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,040 Speaker 1: been a chair. It was Oh funny, Now we all know. Huh. 445 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,359 Speaker 1: I guess I'm out of it. I guess everyone knows 446 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:31,000 Speaker 1: it was me. Who did it? Excuse those fellows? Lloyd, 447 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,080 Speaker 1: what's going on? What did you tell me? Huh? Is 448 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,600 Speaker 1: it Mendy? Oh no, it's not Mandy It maybe maybe, maybe, 449 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,920 Speaker 1: maybe everyone? Maybe everyone's a piece of ship. Lloyd, you 450 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,960 Speaker 1: have a snake? Tell me out of your neck? Yeah? 451 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: Maybe I want a little above and beyond here, and 452 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,240 Speaker 1: I want to show you a prototype of the character. 453 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,680 Speaker 1: I'm thinking of what Nick King is legit? What's the 454 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 1: name snake? The snake doesn't have a name. You might 455 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 1: be pretty shirt back on? My shirt needs to be off. 456 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,200 Speaker 1: I'm getting not wait, you turned into the into the 457 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 1: snake came. What's happening? And what's happening? Oh my god? 458 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 1: You tapework up, ship fellow. It's time to do your 459 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,240 Speaker 1: try your magic moves, but a whole lot before you do, 460 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 1: you're not ring working worm and tapework your butt boy secretary, 461 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:20,200 Speaker 1: go get it. But they kicked down. Put him down, Okay, 462 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,959 Speaker 1: don't drow up on the put him grab him. Well 463 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,680 Speaker 1: he's not. He's not playing along with my moods. I'm 464 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 1: gonna get all up and your intestine to be a parriside. 465 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:38,880 Speaker 1: That's all I know. It's all I know. Listening not 466 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,840 Speaker 1: going great. I'm sorry. Can I can I get the 467 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 1: butt boy and snaking T shirts? Please? Yeah? Absolutely? Fifty apiece, 468 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:56,920 Speaker 1: a big credit card, a cash okay, Jesus Christ, okay, 469 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:05,520 Speaker 1: all right here here thanks Visa. All right. Declaimed cretic 470 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 1: has been declined. Betty likes cash, so I love cash. 471 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 1: I can break it. I can break it on the 472 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,320 Speaker 1: knot out, but we don't have change. That's what you're 473 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,840 Speaker 1: looking then, I think we're going to have to skip 474 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,600 Speaker 1: the shirt. You Now, if you just add three more 475 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,240 Speaker 1: crop tops, that's going to hit you at a hundred. 476 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 1: She's got a good point. You could sell the crop 477 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,000 Speaker 1: tops after you leave here. That we don't care what 478 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:34,080 Speaker 1: you're doing. We don't care Christmas gifts, Birthday gifts, East 479 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,360 Speaker 1: to gift, great East to give. I feel like there's 480 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,640 Speaker 1: a lot of pressure on this sale here, and we 481 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 1: don't want to break your kids. We just don't want 482 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,960 Speaker 1: to break kids. Maybe you want to break its, sorry, 483 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,120 Speaker 1: but we'd rather not. He who doesn't love who loves boy? Well, dad, 484 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,680 Speaker 1: do you really need this shirt? Kind of question? He does? 485 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 1: Look at that kids? Fine here, thank you, Thank you, Jo, 486 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,640 Speaker 1: thank you. Get a hot dog over there. I don't 487 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 1: have any more money. That was such a cool match. 488 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,520 Speaker 1: I really enjoyed the fights. I was cool. You're the 489 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,960 Speaker 1: best big brother I have ever had. My last big 490 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,240 Speaker 1: brother took me to bowling. This is way cooler, good good. 491 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:21,080 Speaker 1: I'm glad you like man. I wish you were. This 492 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,640 Speaker 1: is gonna be weird. I wish you were my real 493 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 1: big brother. Well, you know you knew what you signed 494 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 1: up for when it started. Well, I didn't sign up 495 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 1: the city sign me up? Okay, I mean you went 496 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,600 Speaker 1: some cod candy. Know who's your favorite? Is a boy 497 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 1: or the snake king snaking. Oh he's mine too, He's 498 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: mine too. Would you like another Manhattan up with a twist? Absolutely? Man, 499 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 1: it would be so crazy if like, instead of you 500 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,320 Speaker 1: dropped me off back at the home, that if like 501 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,640 Speaker 1: we like hung out, we went to your place and 502 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,640 Speaker 1: I spend the night there, that would be oh man, yeah, yeah, 503 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 1: that would be uh. I mean I'm kind of between places. 504 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:05,880 Speaker 1: So I'm totally used to that. What's that? I'm used 505 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,880 Speaker 1: to that? Sorry? So I got a text? Oh yeah, 506 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:13,440 Speaker 1: no problem, snaking and a snaking and here you are 507 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 1: and still nothing for your friend. He's not my friend, 508 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 1: he's my brother. He's my brother. How long have you 509 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,840 Speaker 1: worked here? Oh? Seven months? Yeah, it's been the best 510 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,560 Speaker 1: of times and the worst of times. I love your suit. 511 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 1: Oh thank you. I'm a kind of hungerd oh he 512 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:38,120 Speaker 1: said nothing for you? Oh do you want to give 513 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:44,320 Speaker 1: him something? Who's that? Oh? I'm sorry, my mistake. I 514 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 1: get off in about thirty minutes, no reason. Let's make 515 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 1: it fifteen. Who do you like better? But? Boy, are snaking? 516 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,320 Speaker 1: Pardon me? Watch this. I'm gonna do the sneaking. Snap 517 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 1: snap snap snap stap. Cool. He's he's like my brother. 518 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,920 Speaker 1: And he likes a sneaking too. Not no, no, no no, 519 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,200 Speaker 1: not like my blood, but like he really helps me out. 520 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,680 Speaker 1: You've heard of court ordered community service, right, I have? 521 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,640 Speaker 1: He has very familiar myself. Do you want to get 522 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,120 Speaker 1: out of here? Yeah, let's go? All right, cool, let's go. 523 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,200 Speaker 1: Where are we going? Where? Where are we going? A 524 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,760 Speaker 1: little boy? I can't have you just a room in 525 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,120 Speaker 1: the halls here alone is a parent or guarding around? 526 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:36,920 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well where are there there? Peen? Hey, where's 527 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,920 Speaker 1: the ice machine? Ice machine? It's gonna be right there 528 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 1: behind the lockers. Look at that. That's that's my uncle. 529 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,840 Speaker 1: That's your uncle. Yeah, we were looking for ice. Well, 530 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:48,000 Speaker 1: he didn't make eye contact with you. We're playing a game. Okay, 531 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,320 Speaker 1: we're playing a game. What is his name? But boy? 532 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,160 Speaker 1: But his name is but Boy. Well, yeah, we were 533 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,080 Speaker 1: playing a game and I'm the sneaking and he's but boy, 534 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,840 Speaker 1: and so he's mad at me, so he's not so 535 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,080 Speaker 1: so I'm gonna go, Hey, if you don't have a guardian, 536 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,600 Speaker 1: we're gonna have to lock you up. What do you 537 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,479 Speaker 1: mean all right, there's no one here to score you around. 538 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,160 Speaker 1: We're gonna to put you a little kid, prison. All right, 539 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:18,319 Speaker 1: there's a little kid prison. Sorry hello, yeah, but how late? 540 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:24,719 Speaker 1: Room servers? Rooms? Hold on one second? Hello yeah. Room 541 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,080 Speaker 1: service goes all night until eleven, all night until eleven, 542 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,319 Speaker 1: all night until eleven am. Well that's not all nine, 543 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,960 Speaker 1: but it is all night. It goes until eleven am. Well, 544 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 1: I understand if you go to bed at eleven nights 545 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,240 Speaker 1: all night. I'd like to have a pizza about one am, 546 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,800 Speaker 1: but you can. It's eleven am. Oh goes to eleven am. 547 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: I don't think. I just say yea, yeah, I did 548 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:54,560 Speaker 1: several times. What's your name again? My name is all right? 549 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Speaker 1: M okay, you got a littlelaw on you. I'll call back. Okay, 550 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:04,439 Speaker 1: this is kid prison. Hug. Yeah. I thought you guys 551 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:09,640 Speaker 1: are gonna be tougher, but you're not. You don't know jesus, Hey, hi, 552 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,080 Speaker 1: you smoke? How are you? I'm about five going on 553 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:20,160 Speaker 1: fifty's been here the longest. I kind of look up 554 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,879 Speaker 1: to her. I got sticky everything. What did you guys 555 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,920 Speaker 1: do to get in here? What was your crimes? I 556 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:31,320 Speaker 1: just was on accompanied in a same thing. I was 557 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,920 Speaker 1: on a company in a toilet stall. Well, you shouldn't 558 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,560 Speaker 1: be accompanied in a toilet stall anyway, That's what I said. 559 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:43,560 Speaker 1: I kind of ladies, Achilles. He listen up creative artistry 560 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:49,040 Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes. You hear that? Why? Why why are 561 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,680 Speaker 1: we even why are we even look like making macaroni necklaces? No, 562 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,200 Speaker 1: you're just your institutional I mean, look at your little fingers. 563 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:03,520 Speaker 1: Oh my, you have anything. I'm like the Snake King. 564 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 1: You guys like the snake King? What then? He's my 565 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,880 Speaker 1: favorite wrestler. You know what he would do in this situation, 566 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,840 Speaker 1: He bust on out? Why are you show you what 567 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,920 Speaker 1: that would look? Ye, it's bust out. It's just a 568 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 1: sliding glass door. We could just open it. We could 569 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,520 Speaker 1: just open we could just open it. Why I'm doing it? 570 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,000 Speaker 1: But one thing, I'm not gonna look back. I'm gonna 571 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,440 Speaker 1: walk out. So if you're behind me, that's on you. 572 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,520 Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna come with you. But let me 573 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,040 Speaker 1: warn you. Every child that's left here on a company 574 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:40,239 Speaker 1: has face certain do so it's risky. The guards are 575 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,640 Speaker 1: not friendly. You make mcroney necklaces and you keep your 576 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:51,360 Speaker 1: head down. The snaking would say to that, Okay, Margot, 577 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,480 Speaker 1: do you don't think this is a good idea I'm 578 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,800 Speaker 1: not going nowhere because she's scared. No, it's because I 579 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:01,799 Speaker 1: got sixteen days last party. Cat, scaredy cat, you come here, 580 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,279 Speaker 1: Scarity Cat's gonna claw your eyeballs out. I don't have 581 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:13,279 Speaker 1: time for this. Fight. Fight fight over here. Trying to 582 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:18,560 Speaker 1: tease the new kettle less much use the alphabet. How 583 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,880 Speaker 1: about some smoke? Screw you got it? Marborough's unfiltered for 584 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 1: everybody unfiltered. Please, we're going to cap Sons today. Any 585 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,880 Speaker 1: cap Sons into the cafeteria. You got the smokes, the 586 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,720 Speaker 1: cap Sons, you're gonna have to use it on credit. 587 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,839 Speaker 1: Will use your cigarette of straws. Yes, I'm at here, 588 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:44,360 Speaker 1: So long, suckers. Good good luck, Snake King. I'm sorry 589 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 1: too scared to come with you. Good luck to you 590 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,120 Speaker 1: well on the other side. Right, so, I have a 591 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,680 Speaker 1: Manhattan up with a twist for the gentleman and for 592 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:58,239 Speaker 1: the woman. I have a Vesper Martini. You got it right, 593 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,120 Speaker 1: and you were Chip will reflect that. I am a server, 594 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,600 Speaker 1: so I get it. It's such a grind. Keep it open. Yes, sir, 595 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,239 Speaker 1: that's a very nice macaroni necklace. Oh my god, thank you. 596 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,320 Speaker 1: Where did it come from? Child labor a funny story, 597 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:20,759 Speaker 1: but yes, a little bit of fast fashion. Do you 598 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,960 Speaker 1: not want to eat the macarona? You can chew on 599 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:31,640 Speaker 1: it an it's covered in glue though. So yeah, you 600 00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,400 Speaker 1: feel like I'm supposed to be somewhere. What do you? 601 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:39,720 Speaker 1: I think you're living in the moment to unexpected events? 602 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,719 Speaker 1: Excuse me? Table for one? Please? Okay? Would see at 603 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,360 Speaker 1: the bar? That'll do. Here's our drink menu. Were in 604 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,439 Speaker 1: happy hours and needed fifteen Manhattan please? Yes, sir? Would 605 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,880 Speaker 1: you like that on the rocks? Are up? On the 606 00:38:53,000 --> 00:39:02,239 Speaker 1: rocks are up, sir, that'll do? Macy already? Okay, uh, 607 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,480 Speaker 1: this is this is construction papers. Is there a problem? 608 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,040 Speaker 1: Not at all? Manhattan coming right away? Does that kid 609 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,399 Speaker 1: look familiar to you? I he looks like a child 610 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:19,960 Speaker 1: to me. They all look the same. No pores, no pores. 611 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,280 Speaker 1: I'm so jealous. I want to kill him and steal 612 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:27,160 Speaker 1: his skins. Oh shut up, Oh my god, you have pecks. 613 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,239 Speaker 1: Justout them. Pardon my reach and pardon it again. You 614 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,719 Speaker 1: are Manhattan on the rocks in the Manhattan up? Is 615 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,840 Speaker 1: Does this bar sturdy enough to stand on, like to 616 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,279 Speaker 1: do a jump off of? Without a doubt? Yes, sir? 617 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:49,360 Speaker 1: Whoa Listen up, everybody. I'm I'm the Snake King and 618 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:54,120 Speaker 1: I'm here to fight the bad big brother. He led me, 619 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,640 Speaker 1: he was my he was supposed to be my guardian, 620 00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:01,960 Speaker 1: and he left me. I know that you didn't have 621 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,880 Speaker 1: a thing to eat. You're going to get it the 622 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:25,719 Speaker 1: ki ki ald my Gaberdine jacket like that. You are 623 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,920 Speaker 1: so strong. Let me let me take a look at 624 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,000 Speaker 1: this pearol sheet. It seems like you don't have very 625 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,120 Speaker 1: good consistency with the little brothers we've been assigning. You know, 626 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,200 Speaker 1: I guess not what's happening, what's wrong? I hit the 627 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,520 Speaker 1: last one in the face. I wasn't going to bring 628 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:47,640 Speaker 1: it up, but he did challenge me first, Well, you're 629 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,919 Speaker 1: supposed to be a role model. Don't you think maybe 630 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,040 Speaker 1: he's mirroring what he's seeing from you. I don't know. 631 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,440 Speaker 1: People at the bar were chanting fight and you had 632 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,080 Speaker 1: him at a barn. Yeah. I just don't think that 633 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,120 Speaker 1: you understand the responsibility of being a big brother. Okay, 634 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,800 Speaker 1: I'm going to assign you one more child, but this 635 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,960 Speaker 1: one it's gonna be a baby. Baby's rely completely on 636 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:15,080 Speaker 1: an adult. Baby's like wrestling. I don't because that's my 637 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:19,440 Speaker 1: wrestling wrestling match. I'd be cautious bringing a baby to 638 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,120 Speaker 1: a wrestling match. It doesn't seem it seems almost as 639 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,799 Speaker 1: inappropriate as bringing a child to a bar. I mean, 640 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,920 Speaker 1: have you seen these new w W characters they've come 641 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,680 Speaker 1: up with. They're incredible. I'm sorry, I don't want Superman. Superman, 642 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,359 Speaker 1: the baby is gonna love that. Alright, well, I'm gonna 643 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,600 Speaker 1: give you this baby, and I need you to take 644 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,719 Speaker 1: otherwise you're going to be back in jail before you 645 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,440 Speaker 1: know it. You don't, you're not taking this seriously. Okay, 646 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,520 Speaker 1: all right, okay, here you go take this this baby 647 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,359 Speaker 1: that you had next to you. What did you think 648 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,440 Speaker 1: I had this? Don't for a paperweight? No, no, no, 649 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:57,919 Speaker 1: it's not my baby. I'm a parole officer, a kid. 650 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,960 Speaker 1: We go some singing, we'll go see some wrestling. Yeah, alright, 651 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:08,800 Speaker 1: here I think we're bonding. Oh my god, is that 652 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:15,839 Speaker 1: your son? Oh my god? Is that your son? Can 653 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:20,120 Speaker 1: we get around for these ladies? I would love to 654 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:46,239 Speaker 1: breast second. Welcome to kid Quising. This last suggestion comes 655 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,920 Speaker 1: from Nick. Hello, Alcolm, it's huge fan of the podcast. 656 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,640 Speaker 1: It's made my daily community and from work a breeze. 657 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,600 Speaker 1: A scene that I would love to see is a 658 00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,600 Speaker 1: thrill seeker at their wits end, having conquered all adrenaline 659 00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,879 Speaker 1: pumping activities, is looking for the next big thrill. Their 660 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,040 Speaker 1: final option is the ultimate test, putting a hit out 661 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,200 Speaker 1: on themselves and beginning their training for the battle that 662 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:13,200 Speaker 1: will ensue. Thanks Alchemist, Yeah, send the next one in. 663 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,000 Speaker 1: That's fine. What do you want the from the top 664 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,279 Speaker 1: of the list or sure, sure, let's go from the 665 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,440 Speaker 1: top of the list. But I used to, but I 666 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,759 Speaker 1: want to make sure we're on the same pagere sole, 667 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,040 Speaker 1: send the next one from the top of list. We 668 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,320 Speaker 1: know you're Johnny's cousin, so you're working here because of Johnny. 669 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,880 Speaker 1: Let's not push it, all right, I understand. I'm not 670 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,080 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get a position to people out 671 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,200 Speaker 1: there in the waiting room. Maybe there's a sign up list. 672 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,319 Speaker 1: There is, so go to the name at the top 673 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,520 Speaker 1: of the sign up Yes, sir, do you want to 674 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 1: go from the beginning. Let's mix it up. Go to 675 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,480 Speaker 1: the name in the exact middle okay, great. So you 676 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,799 Speaker 1: want me to find the middle page and then get 677 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,960 Speaker 1: the name from the Yeah, okay, great. Thank you From 678 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,240 Speaker 1: Today's let's not from you know what if yesterday's listens 679 00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:57,240 Speaker 1: out there, let's use that one. No today's list, yes, sir, okay, okay, 680 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,200 Speaker 1: second here with uh one second, I should be next, 681 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,040 Speaker 1: and I'm waiting the longest. I'm going from the middle 682 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:07,520 Speaker 1: of the list. Uh. Here we are. Let's see Clark Stuston. 683 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:12,400 Speaker 1: That's just just got Clark. Thank you. Going for the 684 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:16,759 Speaker 1: middle of the list. Clark, follow me. I'm following you here. 685 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,719 Speaker 1: Put this jacket over you. Put this jacket over me. Yes, 686 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,640 Speaker 1: just put it over your head. Okay, I can't really 687 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:25,000 Speaker 1: show you where I'm going in here. Oh okay, hold 688 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,960 Speaker 1: my hand, yeah, of course, I can grab the back 689 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,040 Speaker 1: of my belt. Okay, okay, I'm gonna start jogging here. 690 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,400 Speaker 1: Keep up. This is a little fast alright. Keep up. 691 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,960 Speaker 1: The stairs are stairs? Hold me down, you're pulling me down. 692 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,600 Speaker 1: Hold up, hold up, let's go. All right, there's a 693 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,239 Speaker 1: rope of a head. Grab the rope. I'm gonna cross. 694 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,759 Speaker 1: I'm gonna climb up first. Alright, like all my belt, 695 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:46,040 Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm at my belt like, oh, 696 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:57,640 Speaker 1: my belt, let go, I'm afraid check off my head please. Uh. 697 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,480 Speaker 1: You just started today right, yes, sir, Yeah, so we 698 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,680 Speaker 1: lost my last assistant. I'm embarrassed to say how, but 699 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,840 Speaker 1: if you wouldn't mind, there's people with the outer office waiting. 700 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,960 Speaker 1: I'm also embarrassed to ask this next question. Okay, what 701 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:19,080 Speaker 1: do we do here? People come in and they asked 702 00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:24,200 Speaker 1: for favors from the Godfather. Wow, I have no idea. 703 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,320 Speaker 1: You're working for the mafia. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So 704 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,759 Speaker 1: people want people dead and this is what they come 705 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,560 Speaker 1: to make that happen. That makes sense right now? It does. Okay, 706 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,879 Speaker 1: So there's people out there waiting. They want to come 707 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,560 Speaker 1: in and ask, so just go to the top of 708 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,600 Speaker 1: the list. Very easy to bring somebody, very easy. What's 709 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:47,080 Speaker 1: your name again? Jason? That's right, Jason? Please go ahead. Okay, Um, 710 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,160 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not going to use this list. 711 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:54,640 Speaker 1: You guys know what's up? Okay, what's your name? My 712 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,600 Speaker 1: name is Linda? Linda or is it? Okay? Well, I'm 713 00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,000 Speaker 1: gonna have to skip you Linda if oh it is Linda. 714 00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,920 Speaker 1: I was trying to make small talk. Okay, I've been 715 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,880 Speaker 1: taking toastmaster's Okay, great, Um, just put this jacket over 716 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:12,399 Speaker 1: your head. Please? Why am i? Okay? I can't see, 717 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,480 Speaker 1: just hold my hand, just hold my hands. I got 718 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,319 Speaker 1: a bad ankle. Okay, I actually just hold my belt 719 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,439 Speaker 1: to hold the back in my belt. Okay, jog in there, Okay, Okay, 720 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:25,000 Speaker 1: here the step serious like all the belt Okay, okay, 721 00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:38,319 Speaker 1: come on just a little alright. So you're just stunning today. Right. 722 00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,120 Speaker 1: My cousin said, did you give me a job? Yeah, 723 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,600 Speaker 1: that's how you're here. Your cousin, Tammy is one of 724 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,680 Speaker 1: my favorites. Oh god, are you yes? Yes, I am, 725 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so What was your name again, Todd? 726 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,279 Speaker 1: Is that just one syllable? It's just what two d's one? 727 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,520 Speaker 1: Oh and tet call the kind of sounded. I don't 728 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,640 Speaker 1: want to die, Todd. Very simple not to just do 729 00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,799 Speaker 1: as I asked, Do as I asked. If you can 730 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,320 Speaker 1: do as I asked, you're not gonna die. Do you 731 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,480 Speaker 1: sweat this much normally? Usually I'm just like, you've got 732 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,920 Speaker 1: a bad reputation. Yeah, yeah, I'm not a great guy. 733 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,080 Speaker 1: Get but all the mishaps around the office here, I've 734 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,320 Speaker 1: had nothing to do with. People go out of this 735 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,880 Speaker 1: room and they somehow die. That's on your Todd. You 736 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,960 Speaker 1: can live the day if you choose to people on 737 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,279 Speaker 1: the waiting list and just take the top of the list. 738 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,800 Speaker 1: Bring that person in, go out to the waiting office. 739 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:49,840 Speaker 1: All right, Todd, together, you got this study bringing the 740 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:55,959 Speaker 1: person top of the list. Is there Lynn in the room? 741 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,759 Speaker 1: I just got here. I believe these other gentlemen have 742 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,879 Speaker 1: been waiting quite something. Who's been waiting the longest? Raise 743 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:10,200 Speaker 1: up your hand? Looks like a tie. What's your what's 744 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:19,040 Speaker 1: your name? Lynn? Oh? What a funny l I I 745 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,080 Speaker 1: and I'm sorry I was reading it wrong. One? If 746 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:30,440 Speaker 1: you please come with me? What's your name? What are 747 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:35,640 Speaker 1: the odds? That's crazy? I thought today couldn't get any weird. 748 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,800 Speaker 1: I saw a dog and a cat and making love 749 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:46,479 Speaker 1: three in one room. That's weird. I need you, guys, 750 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,239 Speaker 1: said to be a favor, and I need the three 751 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:54,799 Speaker 1: of you come with me, all three of us. Listen. 752 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,600 Speaker 1: This is my first day on the job, and this 753 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,279 Speaker 1: is as you know, if you're waiting for the Todd 754 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:05,759 Speaker 1: chance to talk to the Godfather, it's dangerous favor to 755 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,320 Speaker 1: the favor. Okay, Well, I need you guys to huddle 756 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:16,720 Speaker 1: underneath this jacket. Alright, Alrightwich, let's create a chain. Somebody 757 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:24,160 Speaker 1: hold my hand, everybody holds handstop. Okay, okay, it's okay, okay, 758 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:29,080 Speaker 1: just follow me, okay, okay, we better gentle. Is this 759 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,960 Speaker 1: the way to the Godfather? This is the way? Come on, 760 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:37,839 Speaker 1: you gotta keep up, keep it up. All right? Well 761 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:45,839 Speaker 1: step out? What is this place and what happens here? Okay, 762 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,960 Speaker 1: here's the rope, guys, this is where most people fall. 763 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,440 Speaker 1: It's a very dangerous. But don't mind the bodies. You 764 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:56,200 Speaker 1: can't see him. Climb up elt Okay, we're at the ledge. 765 00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:02,200 Speaker 1: Just come up right over this, okay, wings behind the stores, 766 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:07,880 Speaker 1: the please, please, please, don't don't mess this up. Just 767 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:13,239 Speaker 1: go in there. Fine. I enjoyed that. I don't know 768 00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,160 Speaker 1: how many things I can say. I just don't understand 769 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,040 Speaker 1: why no one's coming today. You know, I'm doing everything. 770 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,640 Speaker 1: I can't I understand that. But all I want to 771 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,879 Speaker 1: do is I want to get people. Hold one second, guy, 772 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,120 Speaker 1: all do respect? Yes, what is it you have in here? Oh? 773 00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,800 Speaker 1: Did you bring somebody in? I got that's okay. I 774 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:36,960 Speaker 1: want to let them in, all right. Hello, okay, can 775 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,120 Speaker 1: you three give me one second? Just one second. You 776 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,759 Speaker 1: come over here for a second. You don't bring in 777 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:49,959 Speaker 1: three people? How many times I gotta tell you one 778 00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:56,239 Speaker 1: person to see as I got bothered, not three people. Yeah, 779 00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,800 Speaker 1: I donenough. I mean, I don't mind, you know my 780 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:05,319 Speaker 1: three people feel there we go take this one dollar 781 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,520 Speaker 1: bills and get yourself something too. Yeah, yeah, by another 782 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,040 Speaker 1: pair of shoes and bring us go go to Sammy's. 783 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,800 Speaker 1: Give me a sup there you go, yeah, uh, go 784 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,839 Speaker 1: get the sandwiches. I'll bring these three in to see 785 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:20,560 Speaker 1: the gap. Which one of youse? Lynn? Yeah, the three 786 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,320 Speaker 1: of you were Lynn and I'm not so Linn on 787 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,040 Speaker 1: the list and he called out and Len and the 788 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,080 Speaker 1: three of you came. He seemed to panick. He told 789 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,480 Speaker 1: us that he was right. So boy, listen, you all 790 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,359 Speaker 1: made it through the rope challenge. Show you're here. That's great. 791 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,840 Speaker 1: We'll bring you in to see the gap. Father. If 792 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,480 Speaker 1: you read you mind when you go in, don't look 793 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,840 Speaker 1: them directly in the eye. First of all, if you 794 00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:44,040 Speaker 1: have shoes, look down at dose. And then what do 795 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,279 Speaker 1: you do if you don't didn't look down where your 796 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,320 Speaker 1: shoes would be on the rope. And then if you 797 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,719 Speaker 1: wouldn't mind, one last request, please don't talk at the 798 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,920 Speaker 1: same time because you got the same name. It's going 799 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,520 Speaker 1: to get confused, and so one of your talks and 800 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,240 Speaker 1: the other to listen. Okay, take it. So let's let's taken. 801 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:04,600 Speaker 1: I'm that's pretty straightforward. Because I'll be honest with you. 802 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,560 Speaker 1: If you don't do that, two of the three of 803 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:12,880 Speaker 1: you are going to die today. Okay, okay, okay, understand 804 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:17,280 Speaker 1: uncomfortable death, not the simple too, I mean would expect 805 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:23,959 Speaker 1: otherwise the pile here we go, and now three lens. 806 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,440 Speaker 1: It's a hell of a day. It's a hell of it. 807 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:31,640 Speaker 1: It's a beautiful day. We've lost three assistance. Sorry one second, 808 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:35,440 Speaker 1: let me just all right, guy, fine, I'd like to 809 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:39,520 Speaker 1: introduce you to brace yourself. Three lens. Okay, I'm looking 810 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:42,600 Speaker 1: him directly in the eye. And why am I doing that? Oh? God? 811 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:47,600 Speaker 1: And now we're doing the talking thing, don't we're doing? 812 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,319 Speaker 1: Sorry guy, let me just take this three off for hey, 813 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:58,200 Speaker 1: oh oh oh, I felt it when he slept you 814 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,640 Speaker 1: like like a symbio. The three of you never seen 815 00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,040 Speaker 1: a movie or a television show where you go in 816 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,600 Speaker 1: and see the Godfather. You don't act like three students. 817 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:13,719 Speaker 1: You gotta pay respect. I've seen the three students I 818 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,759 Speaker 1: don't want to see right, So this is a man 819 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,320 Speaker 1: of business. He's not he's not messing. I'm here for 820 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,840 Speaker 1: business too. I just wanted to ask for a f 821 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,080 Speaker 1: I've got a favorite. Were just because you're making me 822 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,680 Speaker 1: think twice about sending all three of you at the 823 00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:25,480 Speaker 1: same time, I'm still going to do it, but you're 824 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,759 Speaker 1: going to let me go first. Okay, Look, maybe we 825 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,200 Speaker 1: could uh talk amongst ourselves for a second. Figure out. 826 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:41,239 Speaker 1: Let's talk about ourselves. Who who has seen the most different? Okay, 827 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,359 Speaker 1: well I think that's what we tell Okay, Okay, sounds 828 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,880 Speaker 1: that's settled. Yeah, we are ready to go first. It's 829 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:54,040 Speaker 1: a little bit more ready to respect. Respect father, I'd 830 00:53:54,080 --> 00:54:02,600 Speaker 1: like you to do shoot, oh, lindsay, Hell, we are 831 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:11,560 Speaker 1: here to ask for a favor. What is the favorite 832 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:20,000 Speaker 1: that you want to asking me? Hamilton? Really really you like? 833 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,400 Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be right up front, like it 834 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:26,440 Speaker 1: could be astructed you or anything anywhere. Care if it's understudies. 835 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:32,839 Speaker 1: I just want to be the next month you'll see 836 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,920 Speaker 1: a mattenee. I don't happily because they could go out 837 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:40,719 Speaker 1: to the lunch after before fun lunch drinks. So you're 838 00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:47,600 Speaker 1: telling me all of you want Hambleton tickets. It turns out, yes, Hamilton, Hamilton, 839 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:53,759 Speaker 1: not Hambleton's, didn't get good with you. I only heard Hambleton's. 840 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,120 Speaker 1: And as someone who is a man of his word 841 00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:02,360 Speaker 1: in his ear, I can only give Hambleton's tickets. To refuse, 842 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:08,680 Speaker 1: to refuse a justice, And maybe we could add to 843 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,920 Speaker 1: an addendum that one of us, because so, just one 844 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,280 Speaker 1: of us wanted to Hambleton's, and I wanted three tickets 845 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:20,160 Speaker 1: for Hamilton's. Oh yes, so my favorite, I'll take the Hambleton's, 846 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,880 Speaker 1: and I'll take three for my own personal wish. I 847 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,719 Speaker 1: would never share him with these and those for Hambleton's. 848 00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,919 Speaker 1: Here's what I can do, okay, I can guarantee each 849 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,520 Speaker 1: of you as a cast member on the touring production 850 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:41,360 Speaker 1: of Hambleton's. I'm not an actor to refuse. Are we 851 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,920 Speaker 1: allowed to look up you? To refuse? This gesture would 852 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,880 Speaker 1: be the utmost disrespect On the day my daughter gets married, 853 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,719 Speaker 1: on the day that she gave their daughters getting married, 854 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:58,960 Speaker 1: and oh wait, on this day our anniversaries, on this 855 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:03,360 Speaker 1: day that they're on the day this, it would be 856 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:09,320 Speaker 1: disrespect of um your godfather, and what roles what do 857 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,600 Speaker 1: we have in the production sho of you would be 858 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:17,640 Speaker 1: competing leads, all with different storylines and different dialogue, but 859 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,600 Speaker 1: it would touring company. It would be a touring Can 860 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:25,120 Speaker 1: I look up? No to see my eyes while I 861 00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:30,640 Speaker 1: give this gift would be the greatest disrespect understood. And 862 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:36,960 Speaker 1: there I was sailing far and hard, and I also 863 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,520 Speaker 1: sailed far. I guess I sailed the farthest. The top 864 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:48,879 Speaker 1: of the called me Hambleton, Hambleton, I'm the best Hamiltons ever. 865 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:54,600 Speaker 1: Watch excuse me, I gotta go. I I can't watch no, No, 866 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:59,640 Speaker 1: I can't watch those. I don't know you, but I 867 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,839 Speaker 1: know it's someone who's upset. And if you just watch 868 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,160 Speaker 1: this fucking plane, you're gonna have a blessed dawn. These 869 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,320 Speaker 1: guys are all talking over each other. They're singing different songs. 870 00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,960 Speaker 1: It's terrible. And I thought him, but you're my big brother. 871 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,160 Speaker 1: He took me to see a play. It was a 872 00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:16,400 Speaker 1: big mistake. I'm sorry. Let's go. We're getting out of here. Look, hey, 873 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,840 Speaker 1: come on, you sit on my lap. Get this kid 874 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:27,680 Speaker 1: out of here. Okay, okay, all right, I'll give you 875 00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:32,200 Speaker 1: five for me. It really builds Hableton, Ladies and June. 876 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,600 Speaker 1: That's the musical. You can get tickets now going to 877 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:40,080 Speaker 1: ticketmaster dot com for Hableton. All right, that's our show 878 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,800 Speaker 1: for today. Let's go round and thank you Chamus. Please 879 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,440 Speaker 1: let's start with Joey Queer and Joey what's coming up 880 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,160 Speaker 1: in the folks and when they're in the Los Angeles 881 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,640 Speaker 1: area where they might be able to find a show 882 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,880 Speaker 1: where you're performing some sort of feed of magic. You 883 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,200 Speaker 1: can check me out of West Side Comedy Theater, but 884 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:57,600 Speaker 1: also the Magic Castle. That's not where I'm playing. I'm 885 00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,360 Speaker 1: not a magician. You can't see me there. If I 886 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,000 Speaker 1: am there and you're there the same day, we can 887 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,840 Speaker 1: hang out. I mean you brought a hat with a rabbit. 888 00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,880 Speaker 1: I will say this though. This is a plug for 889 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,840 Speaker 1: the Magic Castle. Go see the close up magic. It's 890 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:13,520 Speaker 1: a downstair bar area. It's the bar wanted the guy 891 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,920 Speaker 1: made lemons pop out of it was fantastic guy. What 892 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,680 Speaker 1: at least you remember who Nevery time I go, they 893 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,440 Speaker 1: don't let me in because they say I don't have 894 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,320 Speaker 1: a ticket. Yeah, so that's how do I get it? 895 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,960 Speaker 1: You got somebody somebody, so hit me up, but I'll 896 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:31,520 Speaker 1: get you. Yeah, hit up Joey Greer at Jeffy greeber 897 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:36,840 Speaker 1: dot com. Check me out the heat. Where can folks 898 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,200 Speaker 1: find you? You can find me at the Heen on 899 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:44,720 Speaker 1: Twitter or the real James Heeny on YouTube. Beautiful Greg Kowski, 900 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,560 Speaker 1: I have an improving my wife Carla Katkowski called Orange Tuxedo. 901 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,280 Speaker 1: You can follow us at Orange tux improv on Twitter 902 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,040 Speaker 1: and find toward dates and also Los Angeles dates possibly 903 00:58:55,080 --> 00:59:00,360 Speaker 1: the Magic Castle fingers crossed. Vanessa Raglan, Yes, sir, and 904 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,800 Speaker 1: what have you got for us today? Oh? Just a 905 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:08,440 Speaker 1: real happy hearty, thank you for that. Yeah, don't go 906 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:12,160 Speaker 1: looking for Vanessa. Don't unless you want to hear from 907 00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,360 Speaker 1: a happy heart. Yes, that's right. You can follow a 908 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:19,440 Speaker 1: Dynasty tapewriter or Vanessa Hope. But it's boring that one is. 909 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,520 Speaker 1: The Sandler shows went great and Brad I was just 910 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:30,600 Speaker 1: shook his hand, honey, not overrated, firm handshake, soft smile, 911 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:35,240 Speaker 1: that's r And it was not a lie. Did he 912 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:38,040 Speaker 1: talk about me? He couldn't stop talking about you. It 913 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,760 Speaker 1: was awkward. Christ Operato. You you spent a little time 914 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,320 Speaker 1: with Brad pitt I did. We did a movie together 915 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:48,680 Speaker 1: right by the name of fight Club. You know he 916 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,000 Speaker 1: took a punch real nice. Yeah, yeah, I was one 917 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:54,000 Speaker 1: of the guys in the fight circle. Yeah, I recognized 918 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,560 Speaker 1: the apps. Yes, where might folks find you? And you're right, 919 00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:03,600 Speaker 1: you can find me at alchemy this Instagram page. Here's 920 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,720 Speaker 1: what I'm asking YouTube. I met tag us on the 921 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,240 Speaker 1: Instagram stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, we got, 922 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,520 Speaker 1: we got. We will post more pictures. You're gonna take 923 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:16,440 Speaker 1: some today, Yes, yes, thank you for a great job 924 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,320 Speaker 1: he did. Uh Doug Babe the engineer of the stars. 925 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:25,400 Speaker 1: So if you licked him in our producer who's not here? Yeah, 926 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,080 Speaker 1: I lost a lot of love for us and walked 927 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,680 Speaker 1: out the door halfway through. Kevin Pollock went to three 928 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,439 Speaker 1: on Instagram. Why the one to three? Because I'm an idiot? Yeah, 929 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,720 Speaker 1: that's right. Um, keep writing to us. Your name here 930 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,440 Speaker 1: at alchemy this dot com. We'd love to use your 931 01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:41,440 Speaker 1: suggested scenes. Your name here at alchemy this dot com. 932 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,840 Speaker 1: Tell everyone you've ever met about the show, and please 933 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,680 Speaker 1: write a review. We've got some good ones, but we 934 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,720 Speaker 1: need yours. And tell everyone you've ever met to subscribe. 935 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:52,400 Speaker 1: That's a show for today until next time, Alchemy this 936 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:37,000 Speaker 1: and I foller im, but I come and I fo