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Speaker 1: Let's just start. Okay, okay. Podcast starts now. Hello, Hello, listeners,

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Speaker 1: and welcome to your favorite podcast. Everyone's the Everyone's favorite podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's the podcast that is number one on the charts

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Speaker 1: Stradio Lab, the podcast about a podcast about two gay

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Speaker 1: guys talking about straight culture. Um, George, Um, you know

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Speaker 1: what I realized right before hitting um or saying. Podcast

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Speaker 1: starts now. When this comes out, the election will be over. No. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's psychotic. Isn't that crazy? I don't. This is such

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Speaker 1: a toxic way to start this intro. That's what makes

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Speaker 1: a good podcast. This is gonna be what do you want? Hello?

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Speaker 1: How are you do you want? Like? Are you having

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Speaker 1: a good day? Like? Do you want like to hear

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Speaker 1: about my morning freaking coffee? You know that much like

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Speaker 1: Chris Pratt, I'm not overtly political. I don't really like

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Speaker 1: kind of, you know, getting into the weeds of politics,

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Speaker 1: such as who will win an election? That's so true? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, in George, I just have to challenge you

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Speaker 1: on that, and I think it's time that you just

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Speaker 1: hop in. You know, there's never been a better time.

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Speaker 1: It's so popular right now, so there's like so much

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Speaker 1: to talk about The best thing you can do is

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Speaker 1: record a podcast that's going to come out right after

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Speaker 1: the election happens, and then speculate about what could happen

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Speaker 1: in that election. Because so good about this because everyone

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Speaker 1: will already know but will be speculating. So it'll be

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Speaker 1: this is like a time capsule. This is like a

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Speaker 1: week ago time capsule. Well, we have to record various options,

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Speaker 1: so I'll be like, I'm so blank that blank one,

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Speaker 1: be like I'm so pissed. Wait, this is genius. Let's

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Speaker 1: like this is like what they do for drag Race,

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Speaker 1: like they record one with everyone winning. So we have

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Speaker 1: actually Trump one. Trump One podcast starts now. Okay, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, this sucks. Life sucks again. I said. I

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Speaker 1: was one of the people that said from the beginning,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna win again. And and the thing is, truly,

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Speaker 1: if they had just let Bernie be the nominee, we

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be having this exactly. If Amy Klobitcher had been

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Speaker 1: the nominee, this would not be the reality we'd be

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Speaker 1: living in now. We would be in clouds America, and

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Speaker 1: we would be happy, and we would be having big

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Speaker 1: breakfast every morning, as her uh goal stated, I'm one

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Speaker 1: of Amy's top gaze and I advised from lgbt Q

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Speaker 1: plus issues and I said, say faggot, and she refused

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Speaker 1: to listen to me, and that's why she didn't win.

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Speaker 1: It's so sad that, um, she just was talked down

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Speaker 1: to this whole time, because she is the future of

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Speaker 1: the Democratic Party and even the Republican Party and even

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Speaker 1: just you know, have Nights with Friends. She's the future

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Speaker 1: of against the queen of Nights with Friends. She's the

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Speaker 1: queen of ny City nightlife. She's the queen of They

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Speaker 1: call her the mayor of NYC nightlife. That's kind of

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Speaker 1: her moniker. Um, okay, I think, okay, so Biden wins

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Speaker 1: this this one, Okay, you know what, I think. We

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Speaker 1: can't be complacent despite the fact that Biden won. Let's

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Speaker 1: we can't go back to brunch. You know, I disagree.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy he won because finally I can stop

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Speaker 1: reading the news. Oh listen, finally I can start reading

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Speaker 1: the news. Okay, now that Biden's winning, can we finally

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Speaker 1: eat brunch? I haven't had a pancake in a damned decade.

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Speaker 1: I haven't eaten I've been doing a fast, a long

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Speaker 1: long term fast, body positive fasting for the last four years.

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Speaker 1: When Trump won four years ago, I joined a gym

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Speaker 1: It's so every day I get up and I'm and

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Speaker 1: I'm full body sore from all my workouts. I'm full

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Speaker 1: now Trump is out of office. Biden is in. He

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Speaker 1: was inaugurated on election day. Uh precedentedly, that's unprecedented and

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Speaker 1: actually like kind of unethical, but it's okay because we

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Speaker 1: support him. Yeah, it's it's us doing it. And so

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Speaker 1: now I can read a book, watch HBO's Girls again,

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Speaker 1: happy that that's happening because I had completely forgotten about

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Speaker 1: how your matacone was in it and his ass was out.

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Speaker 1: That is so important to remember. I mean, you can't

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Speaker 1: enjoy his ass like in a Trump world, I will

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Speaker 1: say it is hard to enjoy HBOS girls. In a

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Speaker 1: it's actually much better than people say it is. Well,

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Speaker 1: you need a Democrat in office to enjoy HBOS girls

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Speaker 1: because you need to there needs to be like, okay,

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Speaker 1: can focus on the small ones. Right, Well, the big

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Speaker 1: ones are HBOS girls, and the small ones are the election.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're saying, right all right, Sorry, that's correct. Yeah. Interesting.

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Speaker 1: Um I I do think it was cool of Biden

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Speaker 1: make Lena the secretary Secretary advice president of Defense. Yep, um,

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Speaker 1: I thought that was so powerful And can I just

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Speaker 1: say something about that. Yeah, she only got that position

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Speaker 1: because her mom is a famous artist. Shut up, No,

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Speaker 1: she put in the work. She literally got that position

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Speaker 1: got it because she she gave like a one page

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Speaker 1: that is so ignorant. She is around contract all over again. No,

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Speaker 1: she independently produced. Uh, she did her own sort of

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Speaker 1: indie version of being Secretary of the Vice President of Defense. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well she filmed this application video where she's walking around

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Speaker 1: and like, it's not really our place as podcast hosts

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Speaker 1: a lot of people want this is like you could listen.

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Speaker 1: The obvious choice would have been like Elizabeth Banks, because

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Speaker 1: And that's kind of what American needed right now. And

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Speaker 1: the man for that job is Mr Joseph R. Biden

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Speaker 1: and Elizabeth Banks. But she didn't get the position of

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Speaker 1: instead went to Lena Dunham. God, this intro is so

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Speaker 1: fucking stupid, George, I actually feel like it was good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you think like stupid and a bad Okay, awesome, Maybe

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Speaker 1: you should be Secretary of the Vice President of Defense.

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Speaker 1: You know, I love a healthy debate. You know, someone

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Speaker 1: saying I don't like something, me saying I do like something,

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Speaker 1: and the other person saying, okay, well, should we introduce

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Speaker 1: our guests the previous Secretary of the as President of Defense. Yes,

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Speaker 1: let's bring in our guests. Um, the one and only

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Speaker 1: open up your ears, eyes, mouth, and those political scientist

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Speaker 1: Annie donne Ley. Yes, I'm it's going to get political

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Speaker 1: The results are rolling in. What are your thoughts? I

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Speaker 1: can't believe that this that we have a new a

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Speaker 1: I just can't wait to you know, go swimming again. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't able to float before. Yeah, well that might

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Speaker 1: be your diet too much, too much muscle man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're too muscling. Yeah, I just I sink. Yeah like

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Speaker 1: a nickel, right, a really buff nickel. Um. So you're swimming. Um,

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Speaker 1: want to be swimming more. I wish the pools were open,

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Speaker 1: heated pools. Here's the thing, It's like, we have the technology.

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Speaker 1: Like pools already are heated, but they're heated in the summer.

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Speaker 1: in there. Hello, but stuff, I'm talking skin, I'm talking follicles,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking um, flakes of poopoo. You can say it.

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Speaker 1: is an anti capitalist argument. No, like just a lost

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Speaker 1: time I use cash, honey, it must have been the eighties.

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Speaker 1: I am all plastic and venmo. I just think as

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Speaker 1: We we we put golden flakes of poopoo, golden, encrusted

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Speaker 1: want to say one thing. You know, despite the fact

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Speaker 1: You know, it's actually gonna be psychotic if throughout this

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Speaker 1: And it's funny because I was like, I not rated

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Speaker 1: I would be if people think that when they when

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Speaker 1: they you know, think Annie, they're like, oh, I hear

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00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: Jessica's voice that I'm cool with that. Well, that is

425
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: the theme deck we've gotten, So yeah, that's smart. Maybe

426
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: we can have Jessica chesting and just not credit her.

427
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, awesome. You are you guys

428
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: going to dub the whole thing or is she Yeah?

429
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: So that's why we gave you. That's why it's so

430
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 1: tightly scripted, so that it would be easier for Jessica

431
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 1: jump in, to jump in, because otherwise it would take

432
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: like another two years, and by that point, you know,

433
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: the producers are getting upset another two years, like I

434
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: will then find out who the next president is, so

435
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: then I will be kind of like in a weird mood,

436
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, who are who are the producers over

437
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: at Forever Dog. I kind of know everybody out for

438
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 1: it for dog. Okay, Okay, are you just assuming we're

439
00:25:54,320 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: on Forever Dog because we're gay? I'm assuming you are

440
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: on Forever Dog because when you invite him, you said

441
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: this podcast is a mix of like Lost Culture Ristas

442
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: mixed with Lost Culture Ristas. Wow, I never said that that.

443
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm being lied to on my own podcast. I cannot

444
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: to be dragged like this. So they must be one

445
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 1: of those Forever Dog puppies, you know, one of the

446
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: little dogs over at Forever Dogs. Yeah, they're up and coming, Hony, Yeah, Okay,

447
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 1: we're not affiliated with the I Heart Radio podcast. Lost

448
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: Culture Ristas were Someone's left Behind and in the in

449
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: the what's it called Obama years when they were on

450
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: Forever Dog. Okay, Anny, we are about to start our

451
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: first segment and it is called straight Shooters, And in

452
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 1: this segment, we are going to gauge your familiarity with

453
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 1: straight culture by asking you a series of rapid fire

454
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: questions where you have to decide between two straight concepts,

455
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: and you are not allowed to ask any follow up

456
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: questions about how the game works, and if you do,

457
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 1: we will yell at you. Sam take it away. Um okay,

458
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: Annie leaf peepers or peaky blinders, peaky blinders? Okay, Annie? Um?

459
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: What's past this prologue or the future is female? The

460
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: future is female? Honey, okay, Annie, Lindsay Lohan or Lindsey

461
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: Graham Lohan. Okay. Keith Richard's Keith Urban, Keith Olberman or

462
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: Keifer Sutherland Keith Urban. Oh okay. Looping someone into an

463
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: email or bumping the thread bump elevated horror, or this

464
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: elevator is out of order. This elevator is out of order. Honey,

465
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: that's your catchphrase. That's kind of a fun like it

466
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: sounds like a sex fun catchphrase. You want to get

467
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: with me the elevators, Yeah, the doors don't work, bitch,

468
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 1: Do not buy you a drink? Um? Okay? Raw rough

469
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: hot sex or prayer, Oh my god, prayer any day? Okay.

470
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: Suppressing your mental health issues or being so in touch

471
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: with them that it's like, okay, we get it suppressed, suppressed. Okay, okay. Wow, George,

472
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: what do you think any got I have to say,

473
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: that was one of the best performances I've seen. How

474
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: was that a good performance? If you have to ask,

475
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: how could you're already winning? So this is to gauge

476
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: if I know straight culture. No, no, what was that?

477
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: That was just you guys flexing on Like some of

478
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: your writings ill noblievable. And I think that fucking Bill

479
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: Burr is listening and he's gonna. Bill Burr always listens

480
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: to all the Forever Dog podcasts and he is currently

481
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: casting his next set of stand up specials called Bill

482
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: Burr Presents. Are Your Uncomfortable Fuck Off Forever Dog Forever

483
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 1: Dog Production. Yeah, we do love Bill here at the pod,

484
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: and you know and all those guys, you know, those

485
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: those old dogs guys period, all bald guys. We just

486
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: hope are listening and hope see us as not just

487
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: personalities but writers, because that's really what we are. Annie,

488
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: Where do you stand on bald men? I was just

489
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: thinking about it. I was just about to say I

490
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: used to not be into bald men, but I think

491
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: as of recently because I am balding, and this is

492
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: very brave of me to admit that my hair is

493
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: fucking falling out. And um, if our viewers could see

494
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: Sam's face right now, it's a face of like, ha

495
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: ha ha, got you, bitch, I'm now going to be

496
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: the queen of underground comedy in Brooklyn, You stupid, baldy bitch.

497
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable, it is. So what did I do to you?

498
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: Saying literally, yeah, bitch, I've been waiting for this animo

499
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: my entire fucking life. You've always you've always held me,

500
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: and you've dangled me, and now I have the power.

501
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: Look has the power. Now I'm gonna release this podcast

502
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: and you're fucking done because everyone knows you're a bald

503
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: ass bitch. He has more fucking hair on his lip

504
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: than I do on my head. Albeit his hair kind

505
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: of looks like, um, the hair on somebody's butthole. George,

506
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: you can agree, right, I do think Sam's hair would

507
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: look gorgeous on any butthole. Yes, that's what I meant

508
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: by that. Yeah. See, I affirmed both of you. I

509
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: affirmed your insult to him while also in fact complimenting

510
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: his hair. Okay, someone's been going to therapy, Oh my god. Um, anyway,

511
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: I appreciate baldmin now because I'm like, I'm in that

512
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: boat soon I will be there with you, brother, and

513
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: you know, let's let's funk if you need, if you

514
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: need somebody to funk or I don't know, baldman probably aren't.

515
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: They're probably getting laid all the time. I don't know.

516
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: That's I think bald are hot. Yeah, I think. Well,

517
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: obviously it implies a dad thing. There's like the mature

518
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: thing to it. It also, and this is not true

519
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: in psychotic, but it implies something horny about them, Like

520
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: it makes it feel like they're very horny, like I

521
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: imagine them being like so full of horny energy. To say,

522
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: everything implies that something is horny. No, but it does.

523
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: You're just hinuous connections. Oh yeah, if someone's bold, it

524
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: implies they're horny. Show your work. No, it's just there's

525
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: so horny falls out. It is sam. That is not

526
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: how it works. That's literally how it works. Now I'm doctor.

527
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: Then if Annie Annie is claiming that she is losing

528
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: her hair, which I have to say, I personally cannot

529
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: see and I am looking at you, but I will

530
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: believe you believe women. And if if you're losing your heir,

531
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: that does mean you are excessively horny. I mean, it

532
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: couldn't be further from the truth. I want to reiterate,

533
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: Sam is not a doctor. If you're listening to this,

534
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: it is New Year's Day. Sam is not a doctor.

535
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: Let it be known. My hair is falling out because

536
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: of female pattern balding. It is a little different from

537
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: male pattern bawling. It is purely hormonal and not the

538
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: hormones that make you horny, Sam. There are different types

539
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: of hormones, Sam, Male hormone balding makes you horny, Okay.

540
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: The male hormone balding is because horball. Female horbal. Female

541
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: hormone balding is when you are kind of like in

542
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: a bad mood. Yeah. Yeah, you're just like p messing

543
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: your bitching. So if you're listening to fucking Runaway because

544
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: she's a raging bitch, my very simp my gender politics.

545
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: It's like men hormone horny, woman hormone angry? Is that wrong? Yeah?

546
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: That's right? And and for women it can be complicated

547
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: because like you can use that energy in the bed,

548
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? You can? Angry sex

549
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: is the only sex we know how to have, So

550
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: we have to find ways of switching it up, you know,

551
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: really interesting. That is so interesting, and that's kind of

552
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: what we're so happy to have your perspective on this

553
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: podcast because any thank you for teaching us about women. Yeah,

554
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: you're welcome. I know you. You guys just think that

555
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: I'll lives about us and women can fuck die. We

556
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: can make our own babies in the lab. But you

557
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: kind of need us, you know. Wow, it's like you've

558
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: been overhearing our conversations at the yeahs Yeah, wait in

559
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: which ones? No, I haven't. I haven't been to the second,

560
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: but I was like, I would believe you. I wish

561
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: you claim that you have brought a topic with you.

562
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: I think it's about time we unvel what that is.

563
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: Would you like to substantiate that claim? Okay, I want

564
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 1: to see what you guys think of this. What do

565
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: you think of this as a topic. This is a

566
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: straight culture to me, deli counters and deli counters, grocery, deli's, bodega, delis,

567
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:56,439
Speaker 1: the deli counter is intimidating. I agree. Like a guy

568
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: who's like kind of scruffy, but he's been working there

569
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: his whole life, and he hurries you. He's always asking

570
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: you like, oh, you're like, oh, this ham looks divine?

571
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 1: Can I get some of this divine ham for my family?

572
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: It's like how much do you want? It's like I

573
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: don't know how much I want. I have a hungry family.

574
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: Do you tell me? Mr? Butcher? Like you're the you're

575
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: the one cutting the meat. Just it's very intimidating, you know,

576
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 1: I completely agree. I find deli counters extremely intimidating. There's

577
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: it's also the there's a locker room feeling to it,

578
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 1: like the boss thing that like what do you want? Boss?

579
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 1: Is like whoa whoa whoa, Like it's it's assumed masculinity.

580
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: It's like you gotta know what you're talking about, and

581
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: you gotta talk fast. And it's every time I go

582
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: to a deli counter, you know, I try to I

583
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: begin my order immediately the guy goes fag. Then I

584
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,959
Speaker 1: try to kind of I'm like, oh, can I maybe

585
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: can I have like the turkey sandwich? And then he

586
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: madiately he looks and he's like he's like, we don't

587
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: have turkey. And then I say, oh, okay, like any

588
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: other kind of lunch meat will do. And I'll say, like,

589
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: which one do you want and then and then it'll

590
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: be kind of like that back and forth as I

591
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: my tears are welling up in my eyes as I'm

592
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: going through, but I can't remember the names of any

593
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 1: lunch meat, so I'll just be paralyzed, but but bawling.

594
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: And then he will kind of invite his friends over

595
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: and say, look at that fag crying. And then that

596
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: happens every time, and I try to you know, this

597
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: happens to me every day for lunch. This exactly. It's

598
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: interesting you can't remember any lunch meats because there is

599
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: a menu and you know you can see it through

600
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: the glass, Paine, but maybe just your your anxiety is

601
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: just black. I have to say that the menus of

602
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 1: delis it's never it's never clear. There's like a menu

603
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: that someone put there in like eighteen seventy six, and

604
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: the menu from the future, and you're the one from

605
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: the past and one from the future, and both of

606
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 1: them are somehow out of date. It's like a menu

607
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: from the past, menu from the future. And then the

608
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: Delhi guys like, we don't have any of these, what

609
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: do you want? Well, George, I have such a different

610
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: experience at the deli counter and maybe it's because maybe

611
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: I have straight passing privilege. Um. You know, I'll sort

612
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: of order. I'll be like, hey, can I have like

613
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: the the b LT. And he'll be like, pussy though, right?

614
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: Do you play along, Sandy? Yeah, I'd be like, man,

615
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: it's so fucking good. The pussy is always good. Like

616
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 1: most about pussy boss Um, probably the feeling of my

617
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: dick in it. Yeah. Yeah, me and my boys were

618
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: just talking about the feeling of my dick and pussy.

619
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: You're right, brother, this b LT is on me. And

620
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: then I'll say thanks, um, and and hey, get it in. Yeah,

621
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: that's a classic you know greeting that you say to

622
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: a deli counterman, get it in, make sure to get

623
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: it in. Wait? Can I be completely honest and absolutely

624
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: bring this conversation to a screeching halt. I have to

625
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: be so bad. I literally have to be so bad.

626
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: What are we supposed to do? Like this is insane?

627
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: Like you can't wait twenty minutes? Like I have to

628
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 1: be so bad. I am I am offended. I've been

629
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: pregnant and you don't know what it's like to have

630
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: to be bad. Yes, Sam, what are you pregnant? Oh

631
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: my god? Oh my god. Okay, I'm just go I'm

632
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: going to be I'll be right back. I think we

633
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: should whatever we talk about right now. I think you

634
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: should absolutely go to the podcast, and U is like better,

635
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 1: you know we can, Yeah, no, it's um and like

636
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: and if it is, then I mean listen and don't

637
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 1: tell anyone this. But like Sam does hold me back.

638
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 1: I think in this podcast, I feel like it's always

639
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: I'm making one step forward and then it's and then

640
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: he'll start talking, it's two steps back. I think, you know,

641
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: it's kind of like one of those memes that's like,

642
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: you know, the podcast with Sam, the podcast without Sam,

643
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: and then with Sam it's like, you know, it's like

644
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: a decrepit kind of Gotham in Batman movie, and then

645
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: without Sam it's like a City of the future. He's

646
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,919
Speaker 1: a little obnoxious, he's a little flashy, and it's time

647
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: that you kind of put your face on the podcast

648
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: in a way that is not so you know, tacky.

649
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: I think you could make this thing go further than

650
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: Sam has tried to. He's made an ass of himself,

651
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: he's made an ass of both of you. It's it's um.

652
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: It has affected my career negatively. Yeah, I'll tell you

653
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: I didn't even want to come up. Okay, hey but

654
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: I miss oh nothing, we were just we'll we'll cut

655
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: it out. It's not a not a big deal. But um, awesome,

656
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: Well can we return to the topic now? You know what,

657
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: I have to take a time. I have to take

658
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: a diet ship can you guys hold on twenty minutes?

659
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: I was going for like a one minute, like it

660
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: was like a long pie. But that's just like to

661
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: like just like a proof of how bad I had

662
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 1: to pee. Well great, I mean this, I mean it's

663
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: clearly done. Wonders for the momentum of this podcast where

664
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: it's you know, we're forty four minutes in and suddenly

665
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 1: we have to grind to a halt and start again,

666
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: and I'm, you know, I'm completely all over the place.

667
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: I mean, you know that I get into the kind

668
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 1: of ayahuasca type place with the podcast where I'm like

669
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: in the zone, and then as soon as one thing

670
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: goes wrong, suddenly I'm you know, just like throwing up. Yeah,

671
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: I mean I was ready to wind down, and now

672
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: with this like sharp like slice in the in the vibe,

673
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm just not feeling I'm just feeling I'm just not

674
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: feeling very chatty anymore. Yeah no, And you know what, Annie,

675
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: like I get it. I mean, is there anything I

676
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,439
Speaker 1: can do to make it up to you? Like maybe

677
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: I you know, won't destroy you and and tell everyone

678
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: that you're completely fucking bald bitch like um that hell,

679
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: that's really nice to that's really nice of you to offer, Sam,

680
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,919
Speaker 1: you know what that's And this is the thing with Sam,

681
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: Like as much as you know he so often ruins

682
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: the podcast completely, then there's this sweet side to him. Oh,

683
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 1: don't go back, don't go back. You're right, I fucking

684
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: hate him, Sam, There is one thing you could do

685
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: for me that would make me feel a little better.

686
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: What's that? I need you to reveal the name of

687
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: the person whose comedy you hate watching the most. Mm

688
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: hmm huh, like a friend or that's so psychotic, you know,

689
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: And I honestly wish have I told you about my

690
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: dream podcast that was it was like gonna like I

691
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: wanted people to ship talk using first and last names

692
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: and fully say how they feel about people. And then

693
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 1: but it would only be around for like twenty minutes,

694
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: like you would have to listen to it in a

695
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 1: twenty minute window. This is such a such a difficult

696
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: idea to execute. You know, people can record things well, right,

697
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: and that's what they would definitely have to be an

698
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: honor system to this. Well, this would be like based

699
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: on the blockchain, so you can't record it. Oh cool.

700
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: What if it was like an instant story would just

701
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: like disappear like it was really quick. It would be like, oh,

702
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: here's Annie on the podcast she hates Nicknami, and then

703
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: it just goes away. You know what if it was

704
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: like a conversation at a gay bar and it was

705
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: not recorded and it's our entire lives okay, oh okay, okay,

706
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: but I want strangers to hear it. You should at

707
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: the deli counter go and say I'll take the you know,

708
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: the number twelve. And also I hate Nicknainnie. I think

709
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 1: that could be something I would make you feel so good,

710
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: just to get it out between you and me. Yeah,

711
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: me too, man, But what about that pussy though, I

712
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: gotta get it in, gotta get it in, and then

713
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: you leave and that's a successful interaction. Um any um,

714
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: say more about daily counters and how they're straight. Well, yeah,

715
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: I follow up question. We both talked about our experiences

716
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 1: at Deli counters as a woman. How did Deli counterman

717
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: treat you? Okay, I'm gonna speak for all women when

718
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: I when I speak okay, I mean you're the only woman,

719
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: guess we've ever had, so you really have to kind

720
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: of we have to kill a lot of birds with

721
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: one stone. Sick burn Eatymodica. I would listen to her

722
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: her episode, and I guess she's no longer a woman.

723
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: And that's cool, dude, you know, be you she's psychotic. Um.

724
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: My experience with Deli's is you know, I grew up

725
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: in a suburb of Houston before I moved here, so

726
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: we didn't have like, you know, bodegas. I don't even

727
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: think I say that right, bodega bodega. So all of

728
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: our all of our Deli counters were in the grocery store.

729
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: And so I would follow my dad grocery shopping, and

730
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: he would always go there to get our lunch meat,

731
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: like we would never get you know, Oscar Meyer. We

732
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: would always go to the and the guy, the guy

733
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 1: behind the counter would see my dad and they knew

734
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: each other. It was like, hey, you know, it's like

735
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: a good relationship with your deli guy seemingly friendly, but

736
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: he would always cut these slices of meat for my

737
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: dad to try before he bought the whole thing. So

738
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: it's like he's passing this roast beef to my dad,

739
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: who's like folding it up and sticking it in his

740
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: oily face. And it's like, it's a very weird. That's

741
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: a very like pinkberry kind of you know. It's it's

742
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: like trying different kinds of ice creams. I guess I've

743
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: never thought to apply that to a deli counter situation.

744
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 1: It could not be more opposite of pinkberry, but yes,

745
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: it is that vibe. It definitely, You're right, it is

746
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: a good comparison. Um. Yeah, And to me it was

747
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: just like this is not my community, this is now

748
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: where I belong in front of it. Why you became

749
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: a vegetarian? Yes, yes, thank you for reminding me. I mean,

750
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: I do think the experience of seeing someone just hand

751
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: your father various, uh kind of hastily cut slabs of

752
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: meat for him to try and try in front of

753
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 1: you would be something that would make me a vegetarian

754
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: as well. And not only that, but have you ever

755
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 1: seen a deli where it's it's an actual like butcher butchery.

756
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yes, And if they open those doors

757
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 1: to the back, you're seeing carcasses, Sam taking his head.

758
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: That meat you're eating at brunch was an animal, okay,

759
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: and they have to die, yes, Um. I wanted to

760
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: point out when George was saying that he was going

761
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 1: to try your dad was trying meats. You said, trying

762
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: on meats. And I think it's so important that, um,

763
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: that you you just can't you know, you can't turn

764
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: off being gay. You know, these these these things are

765
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: so maculine that the language is even hard, and so

766
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 1: I just want to confirm, like your dad was trying

767
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: on meat outfits like the Lady Gaga meat dress, but

768
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: with different you know, like a beef one, a pork one,

769
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: a chicken one, that's what you're talking about. Yeah, he

770
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: would come home with different varying meats on his body,

771
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 1: and my mom was just like, you know, oh, get

772
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: to bed, we gotta we gotta eat this meat off

773
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: of you. Also very you know, scarring. So he would

774
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: first get to bed and then you would eat them.

775
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: He would eat the meat and she'd say, dinners on dad,

776
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: kids go to bed, so who is in bed and

777
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 1: who is eating the meat? But only mommy eat Daddy's meat.

778
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: But then what did you guys eat? We went to

779
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: bed hungry? This is why I hate Delis, this is

780
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: why you hate God. You know what. That's really brave

781
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: of you to share that things have been really brave

782
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: this episode. I've been watching a lot of Disney and

783
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: out of you know, brave female, strong characters. It's inspired

784
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: me to you know, I had to psych myself out

785
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: to come on this podcast because I know, you know

786
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: that gay people are some of those the bravest people.

787
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: So I just want to seem like you were about

788
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 1: to say some of the stupidest people and then yeah,

789
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: I don't really hateful. I didn't do that. I don't.

790
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: I don't think all of you are stupid, not all,

791
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: many many many many many many are, but stupid in

792
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: a way that's at least um fun always fun, always fun,

793
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 1: and sometimes not. Yeah. To me, the reason I like

794
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: gay people is that they are fun. That's why I

795
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: support their rights. That's why I go to the parades

796
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: because it is fun for me. It is fun. I

797
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: feel like it's a good time for me. Like me

798
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: and my girlfriends would be like, what do you want

799
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: to do today? I don't know what is today? Even

800
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: Let's go outside. Oh my god, the parade is happening.

801
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: This is something we could do and we have a

802
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: fucking blast. We get ship faced. You know, we need

803
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: gay guys and they because we're fabulous. Yeah yeah, yeah, no,

804
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: that's what it's about. You know people. I think, um,

805
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: ever since kind of marriage equality, we have lost sight

806
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: of the fact that gay guys can be fun. Yeah,

807
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: let's make gay fun again. Make God that is such

808
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: an iconic idea for a parody Trump hat. Just remember Trump?

809
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: Remember when he was president? God, thank god we're past that.

810
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:43,439
Speaker 1: Hello remember okay, but truly remember that, like everybody coming

811
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: out with a dumb parody hat, and it was like

812
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: so stupid and so annoying. And then he won and

813
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: all those people with all these parody hats are like, oh,

814
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: this sucks now so bad. It's so bad. I see

815
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: people in my neighborhood and they they're like, the what

816
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: was this one guy shirt? It said, uh, y'all talk

817
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: amongst yourselves. I have to remember it because you will.

818
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:13,720
Speaker 1: You will gag when you hear it on the T shirt.

819
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 1: It was just like it was like he was clearly

820
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: like an animal rights like Peter guy, but he was

821
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: playing off like the Black Lives Matter movement on your shirt.

822
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: So it was like, what do you Oh my god,

823
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: I think I know what you're talking about. Do you

824
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It was like for Matters or

825
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 1: something in that vein where it's like, what are you doing, asshole?

826
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: Like for for Matters above all else, folks, animals are

827
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: number one. Let me let's start there. I do think

828
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: for Matters actually sends the wrong message because it's kind

829
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: of pro for its like for looks incredible, take it

830
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: for my just the shirt that says in the or

831
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: a hat, but it's it's not even a parody of

832
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: make American creating. It just as fur as incredible. But

833
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: it's like a red hat for burgers are incredible too. Yeah. Okay,

834
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: Deli counter, Okay, Deli counter. Do you guys think that

835
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: is a straight culture thing? Deli counter? I mean there's

836
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,320
Speaker 1: the idea of a counter and the idea of a

837
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: Delhi Like it's okay, I've I found I've been trying

838
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: to rack my brain to think of, like what is

839
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: the other the flip side of that how have we

840
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 1: queered the deli counter? I think it is the juice station. Yeah,

841
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: because even I was going to mention this to another

842
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: super straight thing about it is that some deli's will

843
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: try to like jazz it up and put like fake

844
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: grapes in there, or like try to try to make

845
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: it look nice, and it's just it's it's so bad.

846
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: It's so bad. I mean, it's very like, let one

847
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: woman in this space, like just let her in and

848
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: like fix this space. But they're my guy zone and

849
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm cooking and cutting and slicing my meat, and and

850
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm normally I'm normally against women in power, but I

851
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: do think that a woman owned deli counter would be

852
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,720
Speaker 1: pretty fucking right now. I am. I'm about to fucking

853
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: punch George through this this computer. You don't get on

854
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: board this train, honey, it's going to run you over. Okay.

855
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: Female is future. Like I said before, female is future.

856
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: It would be very funny if you now made sweatshirts

857
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: that just said female is future, and you started selling

858
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: them and you were like, this is the phrase that

859
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: means a lot to me. It reminds me that female

860
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: is future. Um, please buy them on my Instagram, the

861
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: proceeds do not go to charity. Female is Future and

862
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: it becomes more popular than the future, and then there

863
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: are like write ups of you on write ups of

864
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: you on like Vogue dot Com and on Cosmo, and

865
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I guess I just had the idea

866
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 1: that female is future. And then next thing you know,

867
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: you know, the sponsors came Jessica Alba's modeling them um.

868
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: But for me, it just goes back to the nucleus

869
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: of the idea, which is that female is future. And

870
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 1: don't try to change the subject. George, of you like

871
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: have a phobia of women being in power, I think

872
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: that's really fucked up, and I think you need to

873
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: see a therapist. Well, it's not just women in power,

874
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 1: it's women being empowered in any way. So often, you know,

875
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: it'll it has to start with a woman getting empowered,

876
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: and then she will be empowered enough to be in power.

877
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,280
Speaker 1: And for me, I like to nip it in the bud. Yeah,

878
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: So you don't believe. I mean, even you're a mother,

879
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: your mother should what she Well, George's talked about how

880
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: he feels about his mother on this podcast. He thinks

881
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: she's an utter bit, that's not true. Sam has called

882
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: my mom a bit on this podcast literally upwards of

883
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: seventeen times, literally quoting George. I'm literally just quoting George

884
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: and that's like what he's always saying. I think I

885
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: grew up in a very women's centric household. I have

886
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: a mother and two sisters and um, and I think

887
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: that seeing how empowered they all are really just solidified

888
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: the fact that that's enough. No more women empowered. No, no.

889
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 1: I just think, um, it doesn't seem very uh ethical.

890
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: Do you know what I love about this podcast? It

891
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: is sincere um from the heart. It is not cynical,

892
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: and we get to know one another's thoughts and feelings.

893
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: You guys really cut right to the core of what's important.

894
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: You know. You you you cut through the fat to

895
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: reapact to meet again. Well, we don't. It's it's a

896
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: very um it's kind of a fatphobic podcast in that way. Yeah. Well,

897
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: and you know, we always believe like truth in comedy.

898
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: You know, we all we read that book and we

899
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: give that book to each one of our guests as

900
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,439
Speaker 1: a little parting gift, um, because we just think that's

901
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: like the most important thing you can do in Comedy.

902
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: What's your favorite part of that book, Sam, Um My

903
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: favorite part, Damn. I guess the section on initiating um

904
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: scenes um with sort of um specifics. You know, don't

905
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: say can I have some catchup? Say can I have

906
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: some Hines catch up? I found that to be so enlightening. Yeah.

907
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: I loved that example they used in the book. Yeah. Yeah.

908
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: Sam is always referencing that, and I don't get it.

909
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: It's like I'll say, I'll actually say a specific thing

910
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 1: as a prompt, and then he'll be like, do you

911
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 1: mean Hines catch up? And then he'll kind of wink

912
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: at me, and I'll be like, well, I don't know.

913
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 1: The scene was not about that, you know, like we're

914
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: in a ballroom actually. But I think the thing is,

915
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: you know, the thing with an example is that you

916
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: take it and then you you think of it as

917
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: just one example among many. But for Sam are kind

918
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: of he's stuck on the fact that every comedy scene

919
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: needs to contain a reference to heinz Ketchup. I mean,

920
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: if in the book Truth than Comedy, they say initiate

921
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 1: the scene with heinz ketchup, you initiate the scene with

922
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: hinds ketchup like like that just makes sense. Sam, you're

923
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: a purist and if you were a religious man, I

924
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: think you would be you know um hasidim or maybe

925
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: um amish, and you would take the old book very literally.

926
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: And for you, he is an originalists, truth and comedy originalist.

927
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: That bitch's going to be in the Supreme Court. Wow,

928
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: who doesn't like women in power? Now? Listen a bitches

929
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: a bit. And that's what I'm saying with women in

930
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,839
Speaker 1: my family, from this bomb bitch to that stupid bitch.

931
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: Stupid bitch things. Because she read a book, she can

932
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: be on the highest court of honor. She read truth

933
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: and comedy. One reads truth and comedy. One. Do you

934
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: think more industry should have supreme courts? You see me

935
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: or Sam? Just you know it's open. I'm thinking what

936
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: if the entertainment industry, or the fashion industry or you know,

937
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: um medicine just had supreme courts that then made in general?

938
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: Speaking of fashion, I I do think fashion uh opens

939
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: itself up to a lot of rules and laws, and

940
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: like you know, there's fashion police. Like if we have

941
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: like police state and fashion, I think we need um

942
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:50,479
Speaker 1: like a judicial section of fashion specifically good idea point.

943
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: And I think there's some industries that are lacking a police,

944
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 1: like comedy could definitely some police patrolling the streets, honey,

945
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: because the men out there and you guys are not

946
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: written off in this. You are grouped into this as well.

947
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: You're holding onto your cranks, you're masturbating yourselves after shows,

948
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 1: you are endorsing to watch it. You are literally sexually harassing, UM, students.

949
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: If you're a teacher, You've never been a teacher. I've

950
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: never been a teacher me neither. I don't believe in

951
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: power dynamics. So I think a couple of police, Yeah,

952
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: some good guys in blue UM on the comedy scene

953
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: would be great. Yeah, defund normal more normal police and

954
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: refund comedy police. Well, defund the fashion police and then

955
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: take those people and train them to be ethical comedy

956
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: police and then have like a truth and reconciliation committee.

957
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: But for the fashion industry, well, I think on top

958
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: of that there would be the Supreme Court of of

959
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: Fashion and Comedy. Great. Great, I mean I think that

960
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: solves pretty much. It works really well for me. Yeah,

961
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: like what the podcast is about, should there be um

962
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: And here's the thing, Andy, you mentioned this that this

963
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: podcast is since here, and we've always said, as long

964
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: as you're living out loud, it doesn't matter what you're saying.

965
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 1: Do you agree or disagree? Um, I'm gonna have to say,

966
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 1: uh no, as a mature person who has gone through birth,

967
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: and I've had I've been through birth. I literally I

968
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: was worn. Okay, let me rephrase have been gone given birth? Yea,

969
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: I haven't done that yet. I've driven across country. That's

970
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: really hard. Yeah, and I recently moved apartments. Where did

971
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: did you have movers? Yeah? There were actually a bunch

972
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: of comedians. Isn't that hard? You had movers? Was emotionally

973
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: very difficult on my friend George. Yeah, you didn't have

974
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: a home for an hour ish. Yeah, more than that.

975
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 1: Actually you did have a home. You were moving to it,

976
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 1: but there was that little you know, when does a

977
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: house become a home. You know, it's a hotly debated topic.

978
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it's if it's up to me, it's when

979
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 1: everything is hung on the walls on giving birth? Right,

980
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: So what were you saying about that? I don't remember.

981
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: You guys are assholes. I really am trying to think

982
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 1: I gave birth. I'm mad. What did you say, what

983
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: did you ask me? It's hard living out loud, living

984
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 1: out loud. Yes, now that I've had these life experiences,

985
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: I believe that quietly observing, shut your lips, open your ears,

986
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: let other people be loud and make an ass of themselves,

987
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 1: and you don't have to say a thing, and everything

988
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: will solve itself. That's actually smart, That is actually kind

989
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 1: of smart. So I could I must wrong woman. Well,

990
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: you're a silent woman. So I guess if you think,

991
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: much like Amy Coney Barrett or a lot of these

992
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 1: other women, that actually a woman's strength comes from her

993
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 1: silence and even submission. I think it's an interesting perspective.

994
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how empowering that is in

995
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 1: a literal sense, but you know, I come from a

996
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: family where we ate meat off my dad's body. I

997
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: don't think, don't think for one second I'm going to

998
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 1: lay down and take it like a dog. I mean,

999
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 1: from what I remember, only your mom ate the meat

1000
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: off your dad's body, and she literally didn't feed her children,

1001
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: which I guess is feminist in a way to be like, yeah,

1002
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm a mom, but I don't feed my kids. Sometimes

1003
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 1: on Friday nights, T g I if from from Daddy Fridays,

1004
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 1: I eat from Daddy Fridays. It's always good when it's

1005
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: a Friday, we can eat from Daddy. Wow. Well, I

1006
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: think we've gotten pretty much to the bottom of it.

1007
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: We should. We have gotten to the bottom of it.

1008
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 1: And as to bottoms, it's time to get to the

1009
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: top of it. That's our new catchphrase, all found dead.

1010
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 1: All I've seen is t m I folks. Too much information, honey,

1011
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: a lot of here is no no any our final segment,

1012
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: many segments, the last one millipede, what guys right? Damn

1013
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 1: um so our final segment. No, We're not a millipede.

1014
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 1: This is a podcasting when the riff bombs unbelievable millipede,

1015
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Like, I'm sorry, We're just

1016
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:00,160
Speaker 1: like doing a podcast like people like this is all

1017
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: a joke, Like it's comedy, like millipede, Like, what are

1018
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: you talking about? National Geographic? Sorry, I have my minds

1019
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: on bugs today. I'm sorry. What were you going to ask? Sorry?

1020
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 1: Please forgive me, guys, honestly, thank you for that apology. Yeah,

1021
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: thank you? Um okay. So shout outs is we give

1022
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 1: a shout out to something that segment is called shout outs,

1023
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 1: Oh right, right right, and we give a shout out.

1024
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 1: A late night show is a podcast. What do you

1025
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 1: have segments? We want to write on Colbert? Okay, because

1026
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: we said it that one of these days Colbert's damn

1027
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 1: hair falls out, he loses all his power and we

1028
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: get to write for him. His hair falls off from

1029
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 1: being so horny that he then gives us jobs hair

1030
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: falls out. If can I ask if you get a

1031
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: job ready for Colbert because of this podcast? Don't you

1032
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: think you owe each of your guest um one night

1033
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 1: to write on the Coldbet Show, like because they helped

1034
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: make that episode for you. No, I mean, well, as

1035
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 1: we've discussed at length, what you're saying has been tightly

1036
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 1: scripted by us and our team, who is actually composed

1037
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 1: of the current Coldbert writers that we don't pay. I remember,

1038
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: I I but I remember writing some of my lines. No, No,

1039
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: you definitely you hinted at what you the direction you

1040
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 1: want to go in, and we sort of wrote them. Okay, well,

1041
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: you hinted at a direction, and then we said, can

1042
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:36,440
Speaker 1: we turn? Can we turn a hard left? Can you

1043
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 1: guys make it quick? Because I have a huge dump.

1044
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: I have to take. I have been holding in a

1045
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 1: poop since Sam has had to peete listen. The final

1046
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Speaker 1: segment is called Shoutouts. It is where we pay tribute

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01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: to a classic element of straight culture, which is the

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Speaker 1: radio shoutout. Think t RL, think Z one think uh

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Speaker 1: you know. Third example, heinz ketchup um, where we'd give

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01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 1: a shout out to something that we are absolutely living for.

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Speaker 1: And and yes, Sam, do you want to go? Um?

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Speaker 1: I could go if you want you go? Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm behind what is up, ladies and gents, ladies and germs.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I want to give a quick shout out

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Speaker 1: to the evil Eye, because I think we are really

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Speaker 1: tempting fate by talking about the election on this podcast

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Speaker 1: that is going to come out either the morning of

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Speaker 1: the election or the morning after the election. And I

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Speaker 1: want to channel the energy of my two iconic Greek

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Speaker 1: grandmothers who raised me to believe that an evil eye,

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Speaker 1: which I'm now holding up to the camera that I

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Speaker 1: have with me at all times, if I am channeling

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Speaker 1: all my energy into positivity that is going towards the

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Speaker 1: election and towards in fact, the political process as a whole.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just saying, please God, let the outcome I

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Speaker 1: want come of out and for that I say thank

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Speaker 1: you and good night. Whoa, Um, okay, what's up listeners? Um?

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Speaker 1: I just want to give a quick quick shout out

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Speaker 1: to UM brands voting campaigns. I think these things have

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Speaker 1: been UM mostly bad and mostly make people be like

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Speaker 1: do I even want to vote? It seems bad now,

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Speaker 1: but you know, and they're condescending and they try to

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Speaker 1: be fun but they're mostly not fun. I just just

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Speaker 1: tell people to vote or whatever, like people just make

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Speaker 1: people vote, like, just figure out a better way to

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Speaker 1: do it, like the corporate brands approaches like annoying and

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Speaker 1: abrasive and to present it's bothering me and it will

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Speaker 1: be over when this podcast comes out, or happening when

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Speaker 1: this podcast comes out. Okay, whoo woo wow anti capitalistas? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that connection. Sorry okay, Um, okay, here

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Speaker 1: I go. What's up? What's up everybody? Brooklyn? How are

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Speaker 1: we doing tonight? Listen? I just wanted the cage shout

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Speaker 1: out to UM the Lost Culture resas a podcast. You

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Speaker 1: guys haven't made me who I am? You guys, I

1085
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 1: knew you before you were anything and now you're out

1086
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: there and you're the biggest stars. You are SNL, you're quicky,

1087
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 1: you are um you were still but you at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day you are hosts and you bring

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Speaker 1: the people together and everybody listens to you every night

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01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: of the week. And um, you started podcasts. You know,

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Speaker 1: you made it possible for podcasts like Straight Stradio Stratio.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure how to say it. It's it's

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01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: not a great name, Stradio Lab to be where they

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Speaker 1: are today. And um, it's you know, it's gays like

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01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 1: you paving the way for young gay boys who look

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Speaker 1: at them their bodies and say, who will ever love me?

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Speaker 1: And those guys grow up and they find an other

1098
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 1: friend just like them and they started a podcast. So

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Speaker 1: shout out us fulture system. Wow. Wow, I'm actually crying.

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Speaker 1: I'm tearing up, Yeah, and not in an emotional way

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Speaker 1: and kind of I'm kind of a I'm upset and

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm upset and feel bad about myself. Actually I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but you know, Joe Biden one, so we all need

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Speaker 1: to just be happy and just forget it. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: can go back to ironic homophobia. It felt too dangerous

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Speaker 1: in a Trump presidency. Yeah, it's no fun in them,

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Speaker 1: It's true. Well, Annie, this has been a joy. I'm

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Speaker 1: may be mad at you. I haven't decided. Yes, Annie,

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Speaker 1: we really appreciate you coming on here, and you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure this will be your final podcast appearance of

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Speaker 1: all time, and what a career it's been. This is

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Speaker 1: my final podcast appearance. I can't thank you both enough

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Speaker 1: for paving that way, but you guys are great. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for having me on. Okay, okay, bye baby,