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Speaker 1: It's almost time for your Brook and Jeffrey prank call.

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Speaker 1: And if you've ever left a note on somebody's car,

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Speaker 1: whether it be an angry one or angry one, really

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Speaker 1: angry one, most people don't leave polite messages in that

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Speaker 1: type of situation, unless you count the woman we call today.

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Speaker 1: She anonymously left what she thought was a nice note

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Speaker 1: to somebody in her neighborhood suggesting they re park their

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Speaker 1: car because the back end of it was sticking out

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Speaker 1: into traffic. So she was just trying to be helpful.

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Speaker 1: You know who did see it that way? The most

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Speaker 1: passive aggressive neighbor you'll ever meet. His name is Jerry,

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Speaker 1: and he's in your phones out right now. Well, Heidi,

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Speaker 1: ho and howdy do there is this the thoughtful soul

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Speaker 1: who left me that little parking note on my windshield

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Speaker 1: the other day.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw your little parking note and just wanted

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Speaker 1: to call and say, bless your heart and thank you

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Speaker 1: for pointing out my little fiddly wink there.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh ah.

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Speaker 3: And you're right, You're right. I could be better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I didn't. I'm sorry. I'm just a little

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Speaker 2: thrown I didn't realize that.

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Speaker 3: Don't say sorry.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, I recognized you from my ring

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Speaker 1: cam your grace right.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: My name's Jerry. I live just down the street. It's

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Speaker 1: nice to meet you, friend.

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Speaker 2: Nice to meet you too.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely I went action.

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Speaker 1: I took a second gander at my park job, and

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Speaker 1: I thought, well, paint me purple and call me a grape.

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Speaker 2: She's right, Yeah, just like you said.

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Speaker 1: Instead of six inches off the curb, I was probably

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Speaker 1: what seven?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think it was a little bit more

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Speaker 2: than not. Sorry. I just I was worried maybe somebody

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Speaker 2: would hite your car.

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Speaker 1: Well, listen, that nice of you to go out of

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Speaker 1: your way to tell me to move my car.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I just meant more like to repark it because

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Speaker 2: it was just sticking out, you know.

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Speaker 3: I sure, yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 1: And you know, speaking of helpful advice, while I've got you,

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Speaker 1: since you gave me such great neighborly feedback, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to pass along a couple.

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Speaker 3: Of little notes for you.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, Well, like, that's a real cute

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Speaker 1: brown color.

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Speaker 3: It shows for your house there. It's pretty brave.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to be brave. That's well, just.

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Speaker 1: Not everyone is confident enough to say, yes, this does

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Speaker 1: look like a band aid, and now it's my home.

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Speaker 2: This feels like more like you're trying to be rude

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Speaker 2: than don't get.

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Speaker 1: Me started on the color of your front door so

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Speaker 1: daringly unexpected.

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Speaker 3: It's like flirty he meets foreclosure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't really think you're trying to be helpful

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Speaker 2: right now. I'm sorry if you were offended by my note,

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Speaker 2: But just giving you a little.

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Speaker 3: Bit of neighborly advice like you gave me asking you.

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Speaker 2: To repark your car is different than asking me to

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Speaker 2: repaint my entire house.

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Speaker 3: See that's where you're mistaken.

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Speaker 1: I like band aids, and I have a lot of

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Speaker 1: them on my body.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so then what's the issue?

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Speaker 3: Well, no issue.

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Speaker 1: I sure would like to give you some advice on

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Speaker 1: your landscaping though.

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Speaker 2: Got something to say about that too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a real natural look going out there,

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Speaker 1: like you just let mother nature do or thing and said, ah,

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Speaker 1: she'll figure it out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't really know how you want me to respond.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to change all of the old things.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's a compliment. That's what I do with

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Speaker 1: my bikini line. Just let it grow.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is starting to feel inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: Well, I've always believed that honest, neighborly feedback is the

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Speaker 1: foundation of any emotionally robust community.

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Speaker 2: You're not understanding. I was trying to help you. Like,

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Speaker 2: that's a safety hazard that you're doing. Okay, the color

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Speaker 2: of my house or what my garden looks like is

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Speaker 2: not really any of your business.

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Speaker 3: You know what else shouldn't be my business is your

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Speaker 3: front porch.

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Speaker 2: That's enough.

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Speaker 1: It's got that cozy, lived in vibe, like you just

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Speaker 1: walked away mid smoke break and never came back.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, you've totally trashed my house and my landscaping,

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Speaker 2: and it feels like you're just trying to get back

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Speaker 2: at me for something.

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Speaker 1: So oh no, are you taking my helpful tone in

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Speaker 1: a stern way, because that's not my intention at all.

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Speaker 2: I see what you're doing, and like, I don't want

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Speaker 2: to play this game.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's just a couple friendly nudges from someone who's

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Speaker 1: learning to park better thanks to you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, you've been your point. Please don't call me

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Speaker 2: ever again.

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Speaker 1: You bet your friend. But one last neighborly advice.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Well, if I was you, i'd be careful about letting

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Speaker 1: your husband listen to those rascally morning radio shows, or

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Speaker 1: you might try and do a silly prank call on

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Speaker 1: you get.

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Speaker 3: You all riled up for no reason.

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Speaker 1: No what Yeah, your husband and grant he sets you

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Speaker 1: up because you're actually on the radio right now on

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Speaker 1: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Wait

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Speaker 1: what what this is a phone tap?

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Speaker 2: Oh my, I was so annoyed. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna kill him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your husband told us that you left a note

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Speaker 1: on somebody's car about their crappy parking job I did.

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Speaker 2: This was a dangerous parking job. I thought you were

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Speaker 2: a really guy, though, when you were insulting, like you

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Speaker 2: knew everything about my house, that was so weird. And

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Speaker 2: I haven't met my neighbor yet.

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to be a good neighbor and

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Speaker 1: compare your landscaping to my perfectly trained bikini line.

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Speaker 2: Ow. Oh god, I can't believe I felt for this.

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Speaker 3: Week up every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning