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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know this, but we

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Speaker 2: It actually does really well.

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Speaker 3: It has never showed up in my for you page though.

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Speaker 1: Podcast Okay, that makes sense, but now listeners are able

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Speaker 1: to write comments on there that only we can see,

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Speaker 1: far to be we're late. You know, our listeners are

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Speaker 1: trolling us too with w C I I which clip

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Speaker 2: This episode is gonna get all were late comments?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god too viral soundbites from the internet. Only

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Speaker 1: enough time to play one of them, but we got

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Speaker 1: to get right to it. Let's hear your choices because

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Speaker 1: the first stop is a twenty five second clip of

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Speaker 1: a very talented French TV chef who only struggles with

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Speaker 1: one thing, saying the name of a particular vegetable.

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Speaker 2: Oh, say the word because of British cookie.

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Speaker 1: Do you want option to a twenty six second clip

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Speaker 1: of a sadistic parrot whose favorite hobby is whistling the song.

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Speaker 1: Another one bites the dust outside of senior Living facilities.

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Speaker 3: So what's it gonna.

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Speaker 1: Be, talking Francie or whistle all day?

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Speaker 3: Alexis talking Francie.

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Speaker 1: And one for the French chef brook.

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Speaker 2: Do you love your parents? Chef? I'm going with talking

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Speaker 2: Francis all.

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Speaker 4: Right, the parent haters have spoken.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear the sound of a French television chef who

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Speaker 1: struggles to say the name of a particular vegetable.

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Speaker 1: It's not the knife around the onion, remove the pepper

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Speaker 5: On.

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Speaker 1: Such beautiful language.

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Speaker 6: Love it more way better?

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Speaker 2: I adopt that. I mean he does some more intelligent

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's not hard, especially during this segment. That is

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Speaker 4: On to your shot collar question of the day, and

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Speaker 4: I'm hoping that this entire entire question gets asked to

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Speaker 4: us in his best French accent, digital producer, what do

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Speaker 4: we got.

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Speaker 5: On this day? I'm not gonna do on this day.

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Speaker 5: Back in two thousand and two, America witnessed the birth

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Speaker 5: of a cultural phenomena when The Bachelor aired on television. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's an inspiring show where one man dates thirty women

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Speaker 5: at the same time, proposes to one of them, and

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Speaker 5: then breaks up with her before their wedding photos even

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Speaker 5: get developed. God, but ever since, reality TV has only

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Speaker 5: gotten weirder and wilder, with way more hot tub scenes.

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Speaker 5: In fact, some of them were so insane they'd never

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Speaker 5: honor of The Bachelor, you're gonna be quizzed in a

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Speaker 5: special reality or fallacy edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Did you say fallus?

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Speaker 5: I know, Jeffrey Fallacy say a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 5: I'll describe a strange reality TV program that may have

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Speaker 5: me if it was a reality show or a fallacy

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Speaker 5: show that I just made up. Okay, let's start with

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Speaker 5: the woman who is one of the most decorated admirals

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Number please five.

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Speaker 3: Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Your reality show title is So You Think You Can Farm?

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Speaker 5: It was city folks competing to see who could run

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Speaker 5: Is this real or did we make it up? Barns

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Speaker 6: Give me like one hundred thousand dollars. Doesn't sound like

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Speaker 6: a really fast paced show, though, feels like the.

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Speaker 2: First thing I thought is I want to watch this.

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Speaker 2: How would you see if someone's a good farmer? Well,

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Speaker 2: you do have to wait.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to wait to see if everything you know?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I like it. I think it's fallacy.

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Speaker 3: Alexis says, that's a fallacy show that I made it up.

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Speaker 3: That is.

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Speaker 5: That would be fun though all the judges are amish. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: all right, Alexis, you nailed that. Brook, it's your turn.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna pick number three.

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Speaker 3: Brook. Your reality show title is Race.

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Speaker 5: Twelve men provided samples and scientists raced in the laugh

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Speaker 3: Is this real? I mean we make it up? Speaking

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Speaker 3: of fallacy.

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Speaker 2: I want this on the Jumbo Tron instead of like

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Speaker 2: the hydro player car races. I actually think it could

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Speaker 2: be real. It's a reality show, I do.

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Speaker 3: Brooks says it's real. It is?

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Speaker 2: Can give me man a I know he could do it.

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Speaker 5: Brooks dirty mind got this right. It did Aaron Germany

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Speaker 5: in two thousand and five.

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Speaker 2: They love the autumn, you.

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Speaker 5: Know, it's like the thing exactly right. Jose twelve twelve. Jose,

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Speaker 5: your reality show title is America's Next Top x X

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Speaker 5: has competed in modeling challenges while also airing out their

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Speaker 5: relationship drama.

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Speaker 3: Is this a real show? Or did we make it up?

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Speaker 2: It just sounds like a lot of beautiful, bitter people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, those the.

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Speaker 6: Best kind of you, which it's always like theare hotter

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Speaker 6: than you. Like the comparing the exes right, would be

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Speaker 6: a lot of drama. But the fashion parts thrown me off.

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Speaker 6: So I'm gonna say phallic fallacy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 5: Jose said that's a fake show. It is, Yeah, show

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Speaker 5: guys are good.

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Speaker 2: Finally something that we're experts in reality.

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Speaker 5: Day Jeffrey, it's your turn fifteen. Your reality show title.

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Speaker 3: Is Dumpster to Dinner.

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Speaker 5: Chef's are challenged to make gourmet meals using only discarded food.

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Speaker 3: Is that really? Do we make it up? What's that show?

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Speaker 3: The I can't think of words.

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Speaker 1: They give you like a special ingredient and it's like yeah,

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Speaker 1: but there's also one chop shop. That's it yes, and

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Speaker 1: they give you a new ingredient every week. And so

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Speaker 1: I feel like it would be an episode on that show,

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Speaker 1: but they wouldn't turn it into an entire series. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I'm gonna say fallacy.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey said, that's a made up show.

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Speaker 5: Oh God, Okay, we're back to Alexis eleven eleven.

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Speaker 3: Your reality to show title is Disaster Date.

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Speaker 5: Friends set each other up on fake blind dates with

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Speaker 5: actors who play the most unbearable people.

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Speaker 3: Imagine that's so good.

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Speaker 2: I hope that that is real, Dake.

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Speaker 3: Alexis says, that's a real show. Yeah, it's a real show.

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Speaker 2: Do I need to watch it? Or do you just

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Speaker 2: want to take the l Right now, Jake, I will do.

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Speaker 5: One more and that's it. I'm walking off regardless if

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Speaker 5: the Brook gets this right or wrong. If Brook gets

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Speaker 5: it right, I'll take the shock. But I'm so confident

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Speaker 5: she's gonna get it wrong that I think she'll get

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Speaker 5: the shock afterwards.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Brook, Bro, I need a number.

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Speaker 5: Nineteen Brook. Your reality show title is Love Prison. Online

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Speaker 5: couples who had never met were locked in an abandoned

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Speaker 5: jail for a week to see if their relationship could survive.

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Speaker 3: Is the show real. Did we make it up? I?

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Speaker 2: No, no, I have to like this one is combining

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Speaker 2: too many shows in one. I think Jake made it up.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's a fallacy.

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Speaker 3: Brooks said, I made it up, and she is wrong.

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Speaker 3: Victorious twenty books.

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Speaker 1: Since you're the only one who got a question wrong,

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Speaker 1: you have to get shocked here while singing Lonely by Akon.

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Speaker 2: But I got that sperm one right, I feel like

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Speaker 2: I should just win it all?

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Speaker 3: Why do I want to watch all the shows we

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Speaker 3: talked about?

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Speaker 2: Lonely? Wow, I'm so lonely. I have nobody for my own.

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Speaker 2: There it is.

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Speaker 1: That was your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 1: got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.