WEBVTT - Friday Happy Hour #11

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back. It's a brand new episode.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Laugh with Me, the Friday Happy Hour edition

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<v Speaker 2>of podcast with Jeremyota. Buy'm your house, jayo Oh shoot man,

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a while since we've had a Friday Happy Hour,

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<v Speaker 2>but it feels good to be back.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, I'm your host, Jeremyota.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got producer Johnny Palermo in the house as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for the applau, sir, Thank you very very much.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, happy hour sometimes it's great to just sit back,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the end of the week, have a beer and

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of unload, you know, the things from the week.

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<v Speaker 1>This week we had the super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>The freaking super Bowl is how we started this week,

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<v Speaker 2>and everybody wants to talk about one thing coming out

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<v Speaker 2>of it. Everybody has one thing that they've been waiting

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<v Speaker 2>for me to talk about. And you know what that is, Johnny, Johnny,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you know that I have been talking about

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<v Speaker 2>it all week off air, and I'm like, you just wait,

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<v Speaker 2>you just wait for happy Hour.

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<v Speaker 1>When I take my victory lap.

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<v Speaker 2>If you listened last week to WTL podcast, I was

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<v Speaker 2>their guest on Where's the Line Sports Betting podcast, The

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<v Speaker 2>one and only sports betting podcast in the state of Nebraska.

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<v Speaker 2>If you listened to last week's Super Bowl Extravaganza episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave you a sm Morgsborg.

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<v Speaker 2>Of bets, of plays that will win you money, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was on a tear from the get. From the get,

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<v Speaker 2>I gave you tails.

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<v Speaker 1>I said it would be tails.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you it was gonna be under on the

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<v Speaker 2>national anthem. Okay, I told you the first play of

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<v Speaker 2>the game was gonna be a running play. I told

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<v Speaker 2>you Jalen Hurts was gonna run.

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<v Speaker 1>For a first down.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave you the Eagles plus one and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>I even gave you your Gatorade color. There was so

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<v Speaker 2>many bets that went.

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<v Speaker 1>Jo's way.

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<v Speaker 2>When do you start are following the lines I'm giving

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<v Speaker 2>When do you start following? If you have not subscribed,

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<v Speaker 2>if you have not been a follower of WTL, because

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<v Speaker 2>when I pop on, yeah, I'm giving you winner. But

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<v Speaker 2>these guys every single week are giving.

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<v Speaker 1>You the goods.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, you've got to check it out. If

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<v Speaker 2>you know, if you're in a sports game, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not a gambler, you're just a sports fan,

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna freaking love the show too, very upbeat, very

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<v Speaker 2>fast paced, gets to the point and entertaining. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>just about the plays. But holy cal did I deliver

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<v Speaker 2>for the Super Bowl? You know, there's part of me

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<v Speaker 2>that's like, you know, just move on. You got you

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<v Speaker 2>put the winners out there, move on. The people who

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<v Speaker 2>rolled with you great, and the people who don't maybe

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<v Speaker 2>next time. And I say, no, this is the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>This was the conclusion of what was a fantastic football season.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going out a champion. I I don't know that

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever been this close to a Super Bowl like I.

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<v Speaker 2>I one hundred percent believe I deserve my own Lombardy

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I need a ring.

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<v Speaker 2>I certainly deserve something, right, Jotty, he's shaking his head. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I yes. The Chargers did not win the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, they didn't even make it to the Big Game.

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<v Speaker 2>But your boy was a champion. It was all said

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<v Speaker 2>and done, and that was pretty freaking cool. So You're welcome, everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome. So that was the big thing coming out

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<v Speaker 2>of the Super Bowl. It was also a halftime show

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<v Speaker 2>that some people are still talking about. Man Kendrick Lamar

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<v Speaker 2>put on a hell of a show. Here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it is different and not because of the style

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<v Speaker 2>of music. Okay, I throw that out the window. Throw

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<v Speaker 2>out that it was rap hip hop? What however you classify?

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<v Speaker 2>Throw that out. Ever since Apple has start producing the

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<v Speaker 2>halftime show, it is now produced to be a television product.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they make this for us at home, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>watching for the one hundred and twenty six million or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever that watched the game.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it was a record too. That's what the

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<v Speaker 1>halftime show is now for.

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<v Speaker 2>It used to be a big, extravagant halftime show being

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<v Speaker 2>performed at the halftime in Super Bowl in a large stadium,

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<v Speaker 2>a stadium show that was also being presented to one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and twenty million people. This is now a product

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<v Speaker 2>for TV that just happens to be in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Middle of the field at halftime of a stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's just how you kind of look at

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be different, it's gonna look different, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>feel different. That's okay, because you know, someday they'll probably

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<v Speaker 2>be a different producer. It won't be Apple, and then

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<v Speaker 2>who knows what it'll looks like. But right now we

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<v Speaker 2>know what we're getting with Apple. They are reducing it

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<v Speaker 2>as a television product and not necessarily a stadium show

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<v Speaker 2>that they're also showing on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>I go into it and I know I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be disappointed because that's exactly what it is. But Kendrick Lamar,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. It's not that I don't like his music.

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoyed the show. I enjoyed his music. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know any of the songs other than you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>main disc track on Drake just because that's everywhere a minor.

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<v Speaker 2>That shit's everywhere. So I knew about that, and I

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<v Speaker 2>knew about the battle like that was how did you

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<v Speaker 2>not know about that going into the super Bowl? But

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<v Speaker 2>you know, to focus the entire show on that was

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<v Speaker 2>quite the freaking statement. That was quite the statement. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying after the game, I'm like, man, you

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<v Speaker 2>know back when I you know, I hate to be

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<v Speaker 2>the old guy, but this, you know what, this was

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<v Speaker 2>the first halftime that I felt like the old guy

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<v Speaker 2>in the room watching the game because my kids knew

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<v Speaker 2>more about Kendrick and his music than I did. Normally,

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<v Speaker 2>we get to halftime and I'm I go, oh yeah, Katy.

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<v Speaker 1>Perrys blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I could tell you, you know, everything about the

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<v Speaker 2>people like this. I knew Kendrick, but I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>any his music, and you know, and the kids are

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<v Speaker 2>singing along. I had no idea. I was the old

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<v Speaker 2>guy in the room. This lime, That's okay, we're all

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<v Speaker 2>getting older. It was bound to happen someday. But I

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<v Speaker 2>would say it after the game. I'm like, man, back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day when there was a hip hop feud,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, somebody died, and nowadays it's it's just dis

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<v Speaker 2>tracks and a halftime show and then and then my

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<v Speaker 2>wife says, no, this time, we just didn't see the body.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's true. Drake's gotta be feeling it. I mean, Drake,

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<v Speaker 2>Drake was put down. I mean, he's obviously gonna come

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<v Speaker 2>back for this. I know, leading into the Super Bowl,

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<v Speaker 2>he was live shows and he was wearing this jacket

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<v Speaker 2>that had like bullet holes in it, with like the

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<v Speaker 2>smoke you know, coming out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, basically, you didn't get me. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure you're here, but it's not gonna be the same,

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<v Speaker 2>which is not when when Kendrick Can in one week

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<v Speaker 2>received five Grammys for the disc track for The Killed

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<v Speaker 2>Shot on Drake and then performed Super Bowl halftime in

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<v Speaker 2>the entire show is essentially built around that, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean what that's it, My man.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're actually we're lucky that we had my bets and

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<v Speaker 2>the halftime show to talk about, because the game itself

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<v Speaker 2>did not live up to the you know, the close

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<v Speaker 2>battle I thought it would be anybody thought it would be.

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<v Speaker 1>And everybody who was going chiefs, Holy cow boy, did

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<v Speaker 1>they look bad? Huh? Was it that they looked bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Or was it the Eagles were just that freaking like

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<v Speaker 2>over the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Better mean, it could go either way.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Mahomes was fighting for his life out there,

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<v Speaker 2>running around like crazy. Kelsey looked five years older.

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<v Speaker 1>Than what he is. He just did you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And after all, you know, all this week he's been

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<v Speaker 2>going on his pod and he's talking about, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the year caught up to him. You know, the grind

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<v Speaker 2>that every day, the twelve hours in the in the office, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>the grind of an NFL season caught out to him.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's been playing more games than anybody, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>They make it deep into the playoffs, so they make

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<v Speaker 2>it to the freaking Super Bowl every single year, and

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<v Speaker 2>this was three straight years that they were competing for

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<v Speaker 2>the championship. That's pretty freaking impressive. And yeah, it does

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<v Speaker 2>catch up to you what Lebron play. There was that

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<v Speaker 2>stretch where he was in the NBA finals like six

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<v Speaker 2>or seven straight times or something like. It was something

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<v Speaker 2>wild like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That catches up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You play all those games, then you're playing in the Olympics,

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<v Speaker 2>like you're do all these things. And then Kelsey he's

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<v Speaker 2>playing all these football games and he's playing at a

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<v Speaker 2>high level, and he's also flying all over the world

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<v Speaker 2>because his girlfriend just happens to be the largest pop

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<v Speaker 2>star ever. That, uh, that's gotta wear on you. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's kind of where he's chocking it up now. He

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't know if he's gonna play anymore. They don't retire, man,

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<v Speaker 2>that's I bet there's if you played for the Kansas

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<v Speaker 2>City Chiefs and you just went through that, I bet

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<v Speaker 2>they're all deciding about retirement, possibly several my homes. That

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<v Speaker 2>shit doesn't seem to bother him. He just takes the

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<v Speaker 2>takes the head, puts the blame on his back, and

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<v Speaker 2>just keeps moving forward.

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<v Speaker 1>A pretty smart guy. So here we are. The game.

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<v Speaker 1>It is what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>The Eagles now they uh, they'll get to for at

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<v Speaker 2>least a couple of months, you know, right around like Kings,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the that's the thing. At some point, you still

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<v Speaker 2>start to get excited for the next year. You start

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<v Speaker 2>hitting training camp and it's like all right, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>new year. And then you get Week one and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they get their big first home game to really celebrate,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, this super Bowl win, and after that it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's over, Like we're moving on. Aj Brown, he uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the star receiver for the Eagles. He's already said he

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<v Speaker 2>two days in, he gave himself two days to really

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<v Speaker 2>soak in that he was a super Bowl champion. He

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<v Speaker 2>thought all the work it took to get to that

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<v Speaker 2>point was gonna feel like it was it was all

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<v Speaker 2>we got the championship, everything, everything was worth it. And

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, I felt like that for two days, and

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm like, you know what, I kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>the grind.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of liked the every day.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, competing. So he's ready he's ready to go

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<v Speaker 2>back and win another one. That's pretty cool. I think

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<v Speaker 2>not everybody has that in him. Some people, once they

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<v Speaker 2>get it, he starts slow down a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, all right, I did it. It's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of work to get at the top. I should know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just won the Super Bowl this past season with

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<v Speaker 2>all those bets. Oh man, I couldn't even tell you

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<v Speaker 2>when the first well they could do the coin flip

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<v Speaker 2>and it tails, and I'm like, this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>my night.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I have a feeling not only are my

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<v Speaker 1>bets just gonna roll, I got a feeling that cheese

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna lose. Like I I was just feeling it. Johnny.

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<v Speaker 2>In a second, this is what I want for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Uncommon Goods has a recycled skateboard display stand, so it

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<v Speaker 2>sit on the bookshelf. I can put my laptop on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can work on the show, Johnny, I could be working.

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<v Speaker 2>I could do your job frankly and look like I

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<v Speaker 1>We are all out of the ordinary.

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny, if you haven't told everybody this is how you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing your holiday shopping, you really.

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<v Speaker 1>Missed the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's what That's why I told my family.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that's pretty much super Bowl wrap up. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the Friday Happy Hour. I don't know if you saw this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we're we're fairly new into.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>And we always get an update on the doomsday clock.

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<v Speaker 2>So they there's this doomsday clock, and it determines kind

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<v Speaker 2>of based on a lot of different factors. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of I don't know. It's kind of like My.

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<v Speaker 2>My Bottom Five, you know podcasts where every week I

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<v Speaker 2>give you the five worst teams in the NFL. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's not always about the standings, sometimes about vibes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just kind of the feel of things. It's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of the doomsday clock does kind of gauges kind of

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<v Speaker 2>where the world is with climate, with politics, with the economy,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, all kinds of factors. Right, we're getting close

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<v Speaker 2>to midnight. When it gets to midnight, that's when they

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<v Speaker 2>say it's gonna be the end of the world. So

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<v Speaker 2>here's where we're at right now. Okay, we've got eighty

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<v Speaker 2>nine seconds away from midnight. We are eighty nine seconds

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<v Speaker 2>from hitting midnight on the doomsday clock. That's the closest

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<v Speaker 2>it's ever been. So I was like, all right, eighty

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<v Speaker 2>nine seconds not a lot of time, but we can

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<v Speaker 2>make it worth it. We can what could we fill

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<v Speaker 2>in eighty nine seconds in our last eighty nine seconds

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<v Speaker 2>to make the end of the world worth it? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>one last go? And I got to think it. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>just I mean, there's all kinds of stupid shit around

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<v Speaker 2>the house. I could do eight night second.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have a lot of time. It's I can go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>So I googled. I do what anybody would do.

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<v Speaker 2>I googled things to do in eighty nine seconds. So

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<v Speaker 2>here's what they gave me. Here are things we could

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<v Speaker 2>do in the final eighty nine seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the doomsday clock.

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<v Speaker 2>This is when it hits midnight and then it's the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the world. So here here's some things we

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<v Speaker 2>could do. We could do a quick set of jumping jacks.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's it's suggesting we could maybe get twenty to

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<v Speaker 2>thirty reps in of jumping jacks.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it just depends on how efficient you are

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<v Speaker 1>with the jack itself.

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<v Speaker 2>But twenty to thirty reps of jumping jacks, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to get the heart rate up, you

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<v Speaker 2>can run in place at a fast pace.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we could do that.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have a treadmill, might be good. You guys

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<v Speaker 2>run around outside. I mean, what's the matter, right, it's

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<v Speaker 2>in the world. You could do a short burst of

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<v Speaker 2>push ups, and they're estimating around ten to fifteen reps

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<v Speaker 2>in that eighty nine seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't do that. My son might. He has been known.

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<v Speaker 2>To just start busting out push ups from time. Quickly

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<v Speaker 2>clean up a small mess in your kitchen. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you right now, if we are eighty nine seconds away

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<v Speaker 2>from the end of the world, that kitchen's gonna be dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's matter of fact, we will absolutely not be cleaning

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<v Speaker 1>up the best in the kitchen. You could send a

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<v Speaker 1>quick text message.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I will say it takes me far less time

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<v Speaker 2>to send a text message than eighty nine seconds, So

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<v Speaker 2>I could send many text messages, or I could send

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<v Speaker 2>one really long one and then give myself some time

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<v Speaker 2>just to reread it a few times, just to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure that you know everything's correct inside of it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not gonna just have errors. Animis my last tax answer?

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<v Speaker 2>A short, simple question? Yeah, sure, I guess some idiots

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<v Speaker 2>just run around asking questions in your final eighty nine

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know why that would be in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a quick photo, Yeah, that's probably a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people probably doing that, right, taking like that one last

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<v Speaker 2>selfie or just kind of I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the world would look like.

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<v Speaker 1>With the sky still be the same. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably take some.

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<v Speaker 2>Pick sel, start a small simple task like putting away laundry.

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<v Speaker 2>Much like the kitchen, that laundry is gonna be laying

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<v Speaker 2>wherever it is is not being put away. Here's the

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<v Speaker 2>creative activities. You can complete eight in a second sketch

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<v Speaker 2>a simple doodle.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be my best art I've ever completed, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's my last. Write a short high coup or a

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<v Speaker 2>quick poem. I speaking of poems, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>you listened to this week's Laugh with Me, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was a Valentine's episode, Valentine's Happy, Valentine's.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody maybe Valentine's episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I had Eric Larson on a special guest, and you

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<v Speaker 2>know we read We read four original poems.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see. I don't want to spoil

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<v Speaker 1>what they're about, but they're prett damn good.

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<v Speaker 2>Start brainstorming ideas for a project. Well at late for that,

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<v Speaker 2>we got eight eight seconds hum a short tune.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Now, now it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>What songs would I want to quickly get my last

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<v Speaker 2>Like listening on you wouldn't able to hear the whole

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<v Speaker 2>song what can I I was listening to I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I even listened to this song and probably twenty years

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<v Speaker 2>tribute by Tenacious Tea. I was listening to that. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna drive home from work today just randomly, which is like, yeah, tribute,

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<v Speaker 2>it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's really good. It holds up.

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<v Speaker 2>I will have to put that in my spring playlist.

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<v Speaker 2>You could take a few deep breaths and focus on

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<v Speaker 2>your breathing. Yeah, I'll probably bringing pretty heavily, knowing on

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the world's cod do a quick meditation session.

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<v Speaker 2>That's something that I think probably a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>will do, just try to get their mind right and

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<v Speaker 2>hope that they go peacefully into the end of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Practice a short mindfulness exercise that's not gonna happen. You

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<v Speaker 2>could quickly check the weather forecasts, browse a few headlines

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<v Speaker 2>on a news app. Well, there'll be plenty of that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there's gonna be journalists just dedicated to the

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<v Speaker 2>grind up to the last second, putting out info as

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<v Speaker 2>it's all going down. You could shark a start a

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<v Speaker 2>start a short video on a topic of interest.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. I think I take.

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<v Speaker 2>Pictures absolutely, but to capture a video of the final

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<v Speaker 2>eighty nine Here's what I'm worried about at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the world. Right. But then eventually, this, this footage

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna be found somewhere by somebody some day at

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<v Speaker 2>some point, and they're gonna look back and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what the end of the world looked like

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<v Speaker 2>at this you know, time.

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<v Speaker 1>Period, and they're gonna have a time capsule of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, They're gonna have this video found in the clouds somewhere, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we're like, this is it. This is what

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<v Speaker 2>this person did. It's gonna be something lame like jumping jacks.

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<v Speaker 2>This person did twenty to thirty jumping Jackson his final

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<v Speaker 2>eighty nine seconds, and they're gonna go that's how lame

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<v Speaker 2>life was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hopefully we can do some things to kind of

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<v Speaker 2>work that clock back and gain some time back on

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<v Speaker 2>the doomsday clock. Well, Happy Friday, everybody, enjoy your weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be back next week brand new episodes from last

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<v Speaker 2>week