WEBVTT - The Idiot Painter

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phones happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Garrett don't know about it? Talk about it all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So Anne wants to play a phone tap on our

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend Billy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Anne was left in charge at Billy's apartment to

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<v Speaker 2>wait for a painter to come to paint a room

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<v Speaker 2>at Billy's apartment. So An's going to start the call.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I'm going to join in as the great painter.

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<v Speaker 1>The Great Painter is played by Garrett.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go, Hey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? You know the painter's here? Oh good? What color

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<v Speaker 3>did you order? Wu? He kind of I think he

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<v Speaker 3>might have kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of messed up?

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<v Speaker 3>How you mess uplu? Loo's not exactly blue? It's kind

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<v Speaker 3>of well, it's like it's kind of like maybe like

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<v Speaker 3>a raspberry color. What yeah, like BlackBerry? Like dark blue?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what? I don't know what he's here. Let me

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<v Speaker 3>talk to this guy emails like four times about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. See what happens when you don't hire a professional.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you not to just get some guy on printing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need to play fives. No, it's a print

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<v Speaker 3>it's ben, sir, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you talk to my boyfriend for a second.

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<v Speaker 3>He has a question for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Billy, this is Ron. What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Things are going great here?

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<v Speaker 3>You're doing the wrong color? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Talked? We talked about blue?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's kind of bluish with the hint of red.

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<v Speaker 3>You I mean I tried to We didn't talk about red.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no hint of red.

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<v Speaker 1>It's blue.

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<v Speaker 3>I can to call you go get blue paint and

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<v Speaker 3>fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>I could do that, but I can't fix your TV.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not asking to fix my TV. I'm asking to

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<v Speaker 3>paint my room.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I got just a little bit of paint on

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<v Speaker 4>the television and it seems not to be working.

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<v Speaker 1>What yeah, totally mean what do you mean some paint dropped?

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, totally my bad?

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<v Speaker 3>But uh paint? What did you knock over a pan? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, but I didn't think the paint would

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<v Speaker 1>drop from the ceiling. Really haven't really done this before.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know you were a painter?

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, you know in my free time when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not mowing lawns.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, you told me you're a painter. You paint.

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<v Speaker 3>Where have you painted well, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you familiar with with Justin Timberlake?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're gonna tell me you painted his house?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I I painted for his gardener and

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<v Speaker 1>he loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>As a painter. And you know on a paint a room,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a put flash screen TV hanging on my well.

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<v Speaker 3>If you broke that, let's coming out of your I

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<v Speaker 3>have my friends.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's talk payment really quick. Can I ask

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<v Speaker 4>your girlfriend does she have did you leave it somewhere

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<v Speaker 4>or I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Just getting okay phone, okay, fair enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me? Yeah, he needs you.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy wants to get paid. Did you leave some money?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to not pay that he bucked my television. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just a TV. You don't like TV? Do you like shoes? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd love to puff a couple of shoes up, shoes

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<v Speaker 3>in your closet. I'm bout when you throw it, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>a little five hundred thousand dollars bare of shoes you have?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? All right? Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull my

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<v Speaker 3>girl from back and phone.

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<v Speaker 1>My name's Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just got phone taped by any.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you? Are you kidding? Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you got to say to your lovely girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show