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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't go to a doctor. You're just freaking over reacts.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Like what are you just web mding?

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Speaker 1: And like yeah, come out.

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Speaker 2: Emotions are more auto act than yourselves, bro, those emotions

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Speaker 2: are overgrown. You know what I'm saying, Like overactive baby.

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Speaker 1: It's just hard, Sam, It's hard to imagine the scenario

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Speaker 2: Two more more like too much? Come on, get a grip.

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Speaker 1: All right, well you know what. Let's see. Let's see.

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Speaker 1: Let's see. So my cousin thirty two female told me

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Speaker 1: twenty five female that she recently lost her pregnancy due

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Speaker 1: to being ec topic. That's basically where the pregnancy gets compromised. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she has three kids with her abusive ex husband and

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Speaker 1: she what a title?

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Speaker 2: What elusive ex husband?

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Speaker 1: Gravy?

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Speaker 2: Hope I never get a title like that. It's the

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Speaker 2: only titles I want are like sir and gallant.

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Speaker 1: Sam. I thankfully, I think you have the power. It

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Speaker 1: is all it is all within your control. That is

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Speaker 1: the good news of the day.

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Speaker 2: Here. Yeah, the queen died. I'm not going to get knighted.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get knighted by well, the other dude,

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Speaker 2: the old guy. Yeah whatever is old old old actually

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Speaker 2: she's sick. Yeah, honestly, he's like an old kind of

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Speaker 1: I would love to like just go on a spree

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Speaker 1: I have no choice.

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Speaker 2: It's a babon just said he wants to kill the

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Speaker 1: M sixteen or whatever your CIA is. Don't don't come

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Speaker 1: looking for me.

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Speaker 2: Don't you'll find him. He's too good.

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Speaker 1: So she has three kids with her abusive ex husband

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Speaker 1: great job. I told my boyfriend twenty six mail and

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Speaker 1: he said that my cousin is fine and she didn't

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Speaker 1: So he basically she was not able to have kids

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Speaker 1: It definitely sucks. Yeah, Like you marry this new great

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Speaker 1: boyfriend explains right. He mentioned that she already has children

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Speaker 1: So he's looking at this as like, oh, she kind

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Speaker 2: He's like, at least she didn't die and has an

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Speaker 2: abusive boyfriend. Yes, exactly, exactly, and she has kids a

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Speaker 1: But also it's like, what about like bedside manors, you

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Speaker 2: To some doctors don't have any bedside manner though.

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Speaker 1: This is true, but it's like that doesn't mean they shouldn't.

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Speaker 2: I would rather have a good doctor than than a

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Speaker 2: doctor that can talk, you know, fair that I agree,

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Speaker 2: I would rather, that's fair, have my liver than him

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Speaker 2: I'd rather have my liver than him being like Sam

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Speaker 2: to be one sexy stump. You're gonna get You're gonna

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Speaker 2: get through this, my little stump man. Yeah, I have

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Speaker 1: Got one more for me.

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Speaker 2: I I got. I got good news and I got

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Speaker 2: bad news. The bad news is we initially got stumped

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Speaker 1: It's the evolution of the crap sandwich. It's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: But Opie's boyfriend does not possess these skills. Sam, No,

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Speaker 1: tried many ways to show him that he has been calloused,

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Speaker 2: Like, bro, I see people die every day. You think

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Speaker 1: He said that it's sad that she lost to babies,

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Speaker 2: That's growed, that's grouped.

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Speaker 1: I told him that he's okay and he didn't lose anything.

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Speaker 1: These were the exact words he said about my cousin.

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Speaker 2: How do you like that? Adults of your own medicine?

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Speaker 1: I said this because he only had one round of

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Speaker 2: Is it his penis?

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Speaker 1: Man? That I mean?

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Speaker 2: Is it penis cancer?

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Speaker 1: Now? See now you got me thinking cancer grows?

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Speaker 2: No, keep that penis cancers, keep it gonna get that

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Speaker 2: Wait what kind of cancer is it? They're being so

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Speaker 1: They just tell me it's penis cancer. They say everything is.

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Speaker 1: They don't reveal anything any of it. Sam hates that.

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Speaker 2: Sam hates that penis cancer. Maybe it's testical cancer.

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Speaker 1: Oh maybe maybe, And it's like remove the one, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, penis would be pretty hard, but testical.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you could take take a testicle out, you could

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Speaker 2: take both out, then, yes, you could, you could both out.

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Speaker 2: That I said test test text to me that's yeah,

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Speaker 2: Me, that's a fun wad to say. To stick to me.

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Speaker 1: I told him that other people had it worse and

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Speaker 2: Were minimizing someone else's struggle. Get your one ball out

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Speaker 2: Sounds like the doc couldn't handle his own medicine.

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Speaker 1: You know, this prescription is too hot to take.

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Speaker 2: You out of you. I'm just trying to say what happened.

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Speaker 1: You know, I yeah, I kind of get ope because

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like this is this was a lesson

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Speaker 2: But tiny sphincter, like just a little tight butthole not gaping. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: one where Opie gets cancer let us fiance leaves them