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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, let's do a blog.

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Speaker 2: I played the blog intro forty five minutes ago, So

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Speaker 2: let's go ahead and do a blog our audio journals

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Speaker 2: like we're writing in our diaries.

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Speaker 1: Kinky go yeah, man, dear blog.

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Speaker 3: I am trying to become a better gift giver, okay,

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Speaker 3: and life is not making that easy for me. So

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Speaker 3: for the last three days, I've been trying to drop

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Speaker 3: him in this room.

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Speaker 4: What do y'all want for y'all birthdays?

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Speaker 3: First of all, I've been trying to be better at listening,

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Speaker 3: you know, to what people are talking about they saw

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Speaker 3: on TikTok shop that they would like and you know,

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Speaker 3: things like that. And I'm also trying to get better

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Speaker 3: with my family on gift giving because I am very

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Speaker 3: much a gift card last minute. You know. I think

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Speaker 3: one time I gave you like a planner for it,

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Speaker 3: Like I was just ran.

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Speaker 2: That idea you need, Yeah, you got it in the

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Speaker 2: Hallmark store downstairs, but let's find right It was like

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Speaker 2: that looks familiar, right, trying.

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Speaker 3: To get better. So in my efforts, I was talking

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Speaker 3: to my nephew. He actually called me yesterday. He's ten

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Speaker 3: years old. His name is Jackson, and he called because

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Speaker 3: one of his favorite rappers is coming to the town

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Speaker 3: and he you not want to set it up. So

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Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, Jackson. But I was like, what do

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Speaker 3: you want for Christmas this year? Like, let's get ahead

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Speaker 3: of this, Earl because now it's like a lot of

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Speaker 3: nephews and I got a budget. And he goes he's

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Speaker 3: ten years old, and he says, oh, I'm really wanting

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Speaker 3: some cologne.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, And I'm like, ten years old, huh like cologne?

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Speaker 4: They all wear it?

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Speaker 3: What is going on?

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Speaker 2: He's ten year olds and they wear like the bougie

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Speaker 2: klowne Yes, it's cooled.

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Speaker 1: My secret weapon? What ever? Crombie Fierce. I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you on the bottle right hey.

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Speaker 2: I will go to the Saphoora or wherever and I

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Speaker 2: will buy some expensive bougie bottle of cologne and the

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Speaker 2: lady will help me pick it out, and you know

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Speaker 2: you sprayed a little sticks and and I'll.

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Speaker 1: Take it home. He was expensive, and I'll wear it.

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Speaker 1: No one says the damn word.

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Speaker 2: Then I go get me some sixty dollars fierce and

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Speaker 2: spray that thing down. And people are like you smell amazing.

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Speaker 2: What is that? That's the smell of a teenager? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: go hit up that perfumania in the mall.

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Speaker 1: So we are.

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Speaker 2: So that's the pla.

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Speaker 3: So this weekend, I said, well, Jackson one kind. He's like,

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure, but I want I want some like

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Speaker 3: I want a collection of Colone. So I said, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna pa a collection.

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Speaker 1: He wants to.

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Speaker 3: So he's asking everybody for a cologne like that's his Christmas.

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Speaker 1: He's going to make his own batch. We're going to

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Speaker 1: make his own smells.

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Speaker 4: So he's poor parents, girls smell ten.

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Speaker 1: Years old too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So then I talked to my brother, I'm like, Sergio,

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Speaker 3: what is this what Jackson want to cologne?

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Speaker 1: He says, so bad?

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Speaker 3: The kid, well, he said, he sprays hisself up and

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Speaker 3: goes to school.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, the poor teacher the spray every Yeah, right,

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Speaker 4: all the smells the teachers have.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's almost like gun safety. You know, if

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Speaker 2: you're going to buy somebody a gun, that need to

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Speaker 2: take gun safety. If you're going to buy a child

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Speaker 2: and cologne, we need to teach him proper application. I'm serious,

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Speaker 2: it's dangerous. You need to teach him because I was

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Speaker 2: a kid too, I'd be like everywhere, God know, everybody knows.

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Speaker 2: Let's just want to learn that on Queer right for

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Speaker 2: the straight guy, the real old one. Carson Kessley taught

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Speaker 2: me that you spray it and then you walk through.

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Speaker 1: It, into it, you walk through it. You missed like

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Speaker 1: one little spray and then you walk through it. Right.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows that.

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Speaker 3: And then you know, like the preteens sometimes they don't

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Speaker 3: even want to take showers, like give the do you

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Speaker 3: want to broke alone?

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Speaker 1: Like this is this?

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Speaker 3: I just feel like this is a dangerous mix. But

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Speaker 3: apparently this is what all the kids want. And now

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Speaker 3: they're you know, they're stepping into their cologne era.

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Speaker 2: So someone just texted the middle school hallways after pe

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Speaker 2: class is a giant cloud of Actsace.

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Speaker 4: I remember that. Even the girls in like my high school,

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Speaker 4: grammar school, we would wear it. Pink sugar just smelled

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Speaker 4: so good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my fourteen year old and nine year old brothers

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Speaker 2: both asked for ya selling Versace cologne for Christmas. Back

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Speaker 2: in the day we did bath and bodyworks and body missed.

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Speaker 1: Ye. Yes, I would love to hear a.

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Speaker 2: Nine year old girl yes, I'd like to eve Saint Laurent.

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Speaker 2: I want I want Passion. You know you always have

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Speaker 2: names for him, you know what I mean. That's gonna

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Speaker 2: be him this weekend.

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Speaker 1: So what do you know about passion? Your ten?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna help him. That's good, No, get him something.

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Speaker 2: But again, proper application is key.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Nobody taught me that. Say.

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Speaker 3: I used to spray that whole bottle of Japanese cherry

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Speaker 3: blossoms and works everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and Kiki, what do you want for your birthday?

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Speaker 4: Speaking of you know.

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Speaker 1: That's a good question. Wrong, Wan, I go, I take

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Speaker 1: care of you. Waiting by the poet? Why does somebody

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Speaker 1: get ghosted his next