1
00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm Jose's father. Thank you for listening to my son.

2
00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:09,959
Speaker 1: Did you know Amazon makes one point four billion dollars

3
00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,200
Speaker 1: in revenue per day?

4
00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,120
Speaker 2: No, not a day.

5
00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,280
Speaker 3: I need to open the app and give them more money.

6
00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,079
Speaker 1: That is not enough. Thank you.

7
00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,360
Speaker 2: I just ordered twenty hangers last night.

8
00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,880
Speaker 3: No wonder if your employees aren't getting enough raises.

9
00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,600
Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, which means since I

10
00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,479
Speaker 1: started talking about twenty seconds ago, they've made half a

11
00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,200
Speaker 1: million dollars.

12
00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever, don't do I would help them out.

13
00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:40,959
Speaker 1: Well, they're literally taking over the world selling just about anything.

14
00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,800
Speaker 1: And yeah, I say just about because there's a few

15
00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,040
Speaker 1: things that they're not selling until now.

16
00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,519
Speaker 3: Because if you tell me that kidneys are on the

17
00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,479
Speaker 3: list now, I don't know how I'm gonna feel about it.

18
00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,400
Speaker 1: We're not into black market Amazon quite yet, but coming

19
00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,120
Speaker 1: soon we will. You will be able to log onto

20
00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,080
Speaker 1: their website or their app and buy a car.

21
00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:02,560
Speaker 3: A car.

22
00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:06,280
Speaker 1: Amazon is about to add cars in SUVs to its

23
00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,560
Speaker 1: huge roster of crap that you can buy at the

24
00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,520
Speaker 1: click of a button.

25
00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,280
Speaker 3: Was it two days delivery? Are we still getting prime

26
00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:13,480
Speaker 3: on this?

27
00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:14,600
Speaker 4: Oh?

28
00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,679
Speaker 3: Are they gonna have a team of drones? Deliver it.

29
00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,120
Speaker 1: Well, they just came to an agreement with Hyundai, the

30
00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,760
Speaker 1: South Korean automaker, and it's not like it's going to

31
00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,560
Speaker 1: be delivered to your front door in one of their

32
00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,120
Speaker 1: Brave aands or anything. Once you've selected your vehicle that

33
00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,000
Speaker 1: you want, you have to go pick up your car

34
00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,080
Speaker 1: at a dealership, just like any other customer would have

35
00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,560
Speaker 1: to do. So that is kind of disappointing. They're not

36
00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:39,200
Speaker 1: droning it over right to your housework and stuff.

37
00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean my mom has been buying cars

38
00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,600
Speaker 3: on eBay for years.

39
00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,600
Speaker 1: Well, Amazon does see this working out extremely well with

40
00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,440
Speaker 1: lots of other car companies too, because they have such

41
00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,680
Speaker 1: an enormous reach all over the world.

42
00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, negotiate anything like, you just have to take it

43
00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,600
Speaker 3: for what it is or.

44
00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,880
Speaker 1: Not. Everybody wants to lowball people, then you should not

45
00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:01,560
Speaker 1: be buying a car.

46
00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,880
Speaker 3: You should always be lowballing.

47
00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,840
Speaker 1: But we do a lot of partnerships on this show.

48
00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,040
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll do some sort of contest in the future

49
00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,560
Speaker 1: where Brooke buys a car for a listener and then

50
00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,000
Speaker 1: Alexis drives it to their house.

51
00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,120
Speaker 3: Erect cars into house. Thirty day returns though, so we

52
00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:20,799
Speaker 3: could take that back.

53
00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,480
Speaker 1: Look for that contest coming soon. Now, let's get into

54
00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,960
Speaker 1: your shock collar question the other day and send it

55
00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,240
Speaker 1: on over to Digital Jake.

56
00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,400
Speaker 5: After doing this trivia game for a little less than

57
00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,079
Speaker 5: a month, uh huh, we asked Alexis off the air

58
00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,080
Speaker 5: to tell us how the experience has been for her

59
00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,120
Speaker 5: so far, and here are the three main things she

60
00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,839
Speaker 5: had to say about it. For me, she said, Number one,

61
00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,239
Speaker 5: I feel like I wasted my life going to school

62
00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,560
Speaker 5: for nothing. Number two, I feel like I have memory issues.

63
00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,680
Speaker 5: You need to get on meds.

64
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,519
Speaker 3: I too, I've looked into it. I think you're supposed

65
00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,959
Speaker 3: to like fish oil. Okay, Oh yeah, I don't know

66
00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:58,800
Speaker 3: if you remember that right?

67
00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,600
Speaker 5: She doesn't remember him. Number Three, I don't know if

68
00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,120
Speaker 5: I actually know anything anymore. And I'm not strong in

69
00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,160
Speaker 5: any category in any trivia of anything ever.

70
00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,840
Speaker 3: Oh destroying you. No, I feel this is so fun.

71
00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,000
Speaker 1: I love this.

72
00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, her confidence is at an all time high, and

73
00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,480
Speaker 5: I'm I'm really excited to see how she does today

74
00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:24,800
Speaker 5: on the show. Oh my goodness, what was that?

75
00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,440
Speaker 1: But I can't believe this.

76
00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,799
Speaker 5: Brook Fox is generously offering yourself up as tribute.

77
00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,040
Speaker 1: She wants to take over the game at least for

78
00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,880
Speaker 1: one day to ease your pain, Alexis.

79
00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:40,200
Speaker 5: Wow, it's either that or just prove how much better

80
00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,560
Speaker 5: she is than you.

81
00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,200
Speaker 3: Don't if it makes you feel better. I did ask

82
00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,240
Speaker 3: my nine year old last night what comes between T

83
00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,320
Speaker 3: and B? And she couldn't answer.

84
00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,440
Speaker 1: Alexis, would you like to say thank you to your

85
00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,120
Speaker 1: radio mother?

86
00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:51,800
Speaker 6: I have.

87
00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,160
Speaker 3: Older sister.

88
00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,360
Speaker 1: Stop it, you, guys, I can't believe it.

89
00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:00,720
Speaker 5: In a shocking and unexpected twist of events, instead of

90
00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,320
Speaker 5: three and a half seconds with Alexis, we're gonna be

91
00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,200
Speaker 5: doing three and a half seconds with Brook Fox.

92
00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:09,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

93
00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,280
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

94
00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,119
Speaker 5: So today, just like we did for Alexis, we googled

95
00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,920
Speaker 5: three words to find these questions.

96
00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,520
Speaker 1: Easiest trivia ever.

97
00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,440
Speaker 3: Oh, you're gonna give me easy ones.

98
00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,200
Speaker 5: It's Brook. You're only going to have three and a

99
00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,560
Speaker 5: half seconds to answer them.

100
00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,719
Speaker 1: Okay, Brook, why are you look nervous?

101
00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,760
Speaker 3: You should be nervous those things And if you get

102
00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,159
Speaker 3: it wrong and you end up dumber than Alexis, that

103
00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,200
Speaker 3: is that I want on my.

104
00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:37,960
Speaker 1: Resume, Alexis, how does that make you feel earlier?

105
00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,200
Speaker 3: Don't call me mother again?

106
00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:45,760
Speaker 1: A right, she'll get harder. Let's start with Alexis, your

107
00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,080
Speaker 1: category for brook Is.

108
00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:54,440
Speaker 5: Disney movies bet on her against her Dizey movies.

109
00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,080
Speaker 3: I think Brooks seen them all, like most of them.

110
00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,440
Speaker 3: You watch it with your kids, and you know you

111
00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,360
Speaker 3: believed in me a lot Brooks. So I'm going to

112
00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,520
Speaker 3: return the favor and say I think she'll get it right.

113
00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,080
Speaker 5: Wow, Alexis is betting on brook Here's your question. Which

114
00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:10,360
Speaker 5: popular Disney film has a main villain named Clayton.

115
00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:15,680
Speaker 3: Clayton is the villain of.

116
00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:25,760
Speaker 5: Clayton is the main villain from Tarzan. Saw the poacher

117
00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,600
Speaker 5: who's trying to get there? You never saw Tarzan.

118
00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,080
Speaker 3: I missed a period between college and my children where

119
00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,520
Speaker 3: I didn't see any Disney movie.

120
00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,479
Speaker 1: She was rooting for the gorillas to die. My close

121
00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:40,960
Speaker 1: personal friend Phil Collins would hate to hear the score.

122
00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,480
Speaker 5: Alexis, you're getting shocked for the first time ever in

123
00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:48,520
Speaker 5: the three and a half seconds game. Remember, we googled

124
00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,120
Speaker 5: easiest trivia ever to find these questions, so you shouldn't

125
00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:58,120
Speaker 5: have any problems answered easiest trivia. We're on to Jeffrey. Jeffrey,

126
00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:03,840
Speaker 5: your category is Greek mythology.

127
00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,800
Speaker 1: You're betting on her or against her? Sucks Brooke was

128
00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:11,080
Speaker 1: born just after the Greek Empire, so it would have

129
00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:15,159
Speaker 1: been so close the night. I'm gonna say she was

130
00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,839
Speaker 1: born a few years earlier. She got this right, But

131
00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,760
Speaker 1: now she's gonna she's gonna bomb this.

132
00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:20,800
Speaker 3: I think I got this.

133
00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,280
Speaker 1: Jeffrey's betting against her. Your question. Brook.

134
00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,920
Speaker 5: In Greek mythology, who was the queen of the underworld

135
00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,320
Speaker 5: and the wife of Hades?

136
00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,640
Speaker 3: Oh, the wife of Hades is.

137
00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:37,720
Speaker 1: Sat Brook. That's incorrect. We're looking for posephone.

138
00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:43,240
Speaker 3: That is not the easiest ever getting after.

139
00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,520
Speaker 1: Nine year old that tonight. I bet she gets it right.

140
00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,320
Speaker 5: That Jeffrey, you bet against her, she got it wrong

141
00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:59,560
Speaker 5: to Finally, we're onto Jose. Your category is the Hunger

142
00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,960
Speaker 5: game games?

143
00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,280
Speaker 2: The actual sound effect we played a forest Brook.

144
00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, she should know this because she has volunteered as

145
00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,479
Speaker 5: tribute for this game show, so it should be a

146
00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:08,880
Speaker 5: no brainer.

147
00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,000
Speaker 3: We did Today's back the day recently, Brooke told me

148
00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,600
Speaker 3: she'd never seen Hunger Games and.

149
00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,840
Speaker 2: She's read the book.

150
00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, just one of them. It wasn't enough to keep

151
00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:17,360
Speaker 3: me going.

152
00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:18,320
Speaker 2: He says.

153
00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,520
Speaker 1: Bad reviews for the games book.

154
00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, it was like I was telling them. It

155
00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,720
Speaker 3: was when I was on like a young adult novel

156
00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,360
Speaker 3: Kick after Twilight, and I was like, I can't do

157
00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:27,960
Speaker 3: this anymore.

158
00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,200
Speaker 1: Yea, if Brook's not confident in her movie knowledge, I'm

159
00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,520
Speaker 1: gonna say no, I'm it's alright against her.

160
00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,840
Speaker 5: You get it right, though, Brook, Brooks, here's your question

161
00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,640
Speaker 5: in the story. What's the minimum age you have to

162
00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,160
Speaker 5: be in order to enter the Hunger Games?

163
00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,760
Speaker 3: Drawing to enter the Hunger Games, Row, you have to

164
00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,880
Speaker 3: be fifteen.

165
00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,520
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, Brook, you gotta be age twelve, the

166
00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,200
Speaker 5: same age level you have to be to get these

167
00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,040
Speaker 5: trivia questions.

168
00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,160
Speaker 3: I said twelve.

169
00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,440
Speaker 1: I got it right, Okay, zero for three on her

170
00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,760
Speaker 1: trivia answers.

171
00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,440
Speaker 3: Sixth graders out there to be in the Hunger Games

172
00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,400
Speaker 3: for the movie.

173
00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:10,840
Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, all right. Alexis is the only one who

174
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,000
Speaker 1: put faith in Brook and came back to bite her

175
00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,239
Speaker 1: because she's getting shocked and somebody wanted to hear thinking

176
00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,800
Speaker 1: out loud by Ed Sheeran.

177
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,920
Speaker 3: So honey, now take me into your love and r

178
00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,440
Speaker 3: under the light of a thousand stars.

179
00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,440
Speaker 1: I forgot that.

180
00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:30,560
Speaker 2: Sounds like.

181
00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:32,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

182
00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:36,560
Speaker 1: I had trouble reading it, all right. Never given Lexis

183
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,440
Speaker 1: a hard time for this game ever again, I still

184
00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,000
Speaker 1: will that's your shock collar question the day phone taps

185
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,120
Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes.

186
00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,160
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

187
00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,920
Speaker 1: Think about this, what's the most money you'd be willing

188
00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:54,599
Speaker 1: to pay for a new T shirt? It's Brook and

189
00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,040
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. And I'm not talking about Brooke

190
00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,520
Speaker 1: and Jefferys merch for a cause. A hundred percent of

191
00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:03,240
Speaker 1: proceeds go to charity brook and Jeffrey dot com. Now

192
00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a new poll update on the people.

193
00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,320
Speaker 1: What's the maximum amount you would fork over to buy

194
00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,240
Speaker 1: yourself a shirt that you really liked.

195
00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,760
Speaker 3: I don't want to tell you how much I've spent

196
00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,920
Speaker 3: on one T shirt one time.

197
00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,280
Speaker 1: Oh you have to now, brock Well, the number one

198
00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,200
Speaker 1: answer from the survey was twenty bucks.

199
00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,880
Speaker 3: Where can you get a shirt for twenty dollars? Literally?

200
00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:29,320
Speaker 3: My first I think forty is the average a nice shirt.

201
00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,120
Speaker 1: Twenty bucks is the top answer. Thirty seven percent of

202
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,400
Speaker 1: people answered.

203
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,959
Speaker 3: That are all thirty seven percent my father?

204
00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,640
Speaker 1: Twenty percent said ten dollars or less.

205
00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,800
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, okay, look at producer boyd. Okay, he

206
00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,800
Speaker 3: doesn't wear anything but free clothes that he gets.

207
00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like a promotional item.

208
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,120
Speaker 3: Any free company that sends us up in is what

209
00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,960
Speaker 3: he's wearing gas no money.

210
00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,200
Speaker 1: You can get shirts for ten dollars or less some places.

211
00:09:56,200 --> 00:10:00,199
Speaker 1: Brook where'd you get your shirt? You work for a

212
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,600
Speaker 1: catering company or something.

213
00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,319
Speaker 3: This is a rental and I just it's a random

214
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:10,400
Speaker 3: bags one. It has buttons. It's easily an eighty dollars

215
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,040
Speaker 3: shirt that actually looks really nice, thank you.

216
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,280
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, twenty percent said they're willing to do forty bucks

217
00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,280
Speaker 1: for a shirt if they really like it. Seven percent

218
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,080
Speaker 1: are willing to shell out sixty dollars for a shirt.

219
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:25,000
Speaker 1: Three percent would pay one hundred bucks. Yeah, four percent

220
00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,840
Speaker 1: said more than one hundred dollars per shirt.

221
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,040
Speaker 3: Percent, that's a lot. I The most I've ever spent

222
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,280
Speaker 3: is eighty bucks on a T shirt. Ye, and I'll

223
00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,040
Speaker 3: tell you it was a plain T shirt, but it

224
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,120
Speaker 3: fits so well.

225
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,559
Speaker 1: Really, it's mostly young people who are skewing those numbers high.

226
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,000
Speaker 1: They're the only ones willing to pay more for clothes.

227
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,760
Speaker 1: Old folks want absolutely nothing to do with that. In

228
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:50,320
Speaker 1: the pole, zero percent of boomers said they'd pay eighty

229
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,880
Speaker 1: dollars for a T shirt.

230
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:54,600
Speaker 3: That checks out. That checks out, there's so many contras.

231
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,600
Speaker 3: I guarantee my mom just listening will send me a

232
00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,240
Speaker 3: text about what a poor decision I made.

233
00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:01,000
Speaker 1: In ay dollars T shirt, you can go to Costco

234
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:05,400
Speaker 1: and buy four hundred T shirts. Well, if you're down

235
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,760
Speaker 1: for a discount, make sure you keep listening because a

236
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,920
Speaker 1: brand new Laser Stories is one hundred percent free and

237
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:19,920
Speaker 1: we're doing it next. Hold on, it's the radio segment

238
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:24,480
Speaker 1: that's trying anything and everything to go viral. His latest

239
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,200
Speaker 1: attempt was doing the Gognam style dance on a glass

240
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,760
Speaker 1: table over a bed of steak knives. Oh my god,

241
00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:36,160
Speaker 1: it's seven views and counting. Go check it out with

242
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,319
Speaker 1: Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories

243
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,800
Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

244
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,480
Speaker 1: got a laser and there's other slippy trippies. Just this

245
00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:49,480
Speaker 1: first Laser story is out of that doesn't taste quite right.

246
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:55,040
Speaker 1: Headquarters if you're not familiar, The restaurant chain Chopped has

247
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,640
Speaker 1: about eighty locations around the country and they call themselves

248
00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:00,439
Speaker 1: the Creative Salad Company.

249
00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:03,440
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's one of those salad bowl mixing places

250
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,240
Speaker 3: where you go in.

251
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the main thing. They serve. But a Connecticut

252
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,480
Speaker 1: woman named Alison Casey just filed a lawsuit after an

253
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,600
Speaker 1: ingredient she did not ask for ended up in her salad.

254
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,840
Speaker 3: Please tell me it wasn't someone's finger. Well, I mean

255
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,160
Speaker 3: it's chopped right, so it seems like there's some problems.

256
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:22,920
Speaker 2: That's why you think.

257
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:23,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

258
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,880
Speaker 1: Well, according to reports, after taking a fork full, she

259
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,120
Speaker 1: started chewing on something a little weird. A few seconds later,

260
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,160
Speaker 1: she realized the thing she was gnawing on was part

261
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,040
Speaker 1: of someone's fingers.

262
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,280
Speaker 3: That was like, that was like, oh haha, it's obviously

263
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,320
Speaker 3: going to be a dead rat.

264
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,040
Speaker 1: What. According to lawsuit, the manager of the store was

265
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,480
Speaker 1: chopping arugula, lopped off part of her left index finger

266
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,599
Speaker 1: and then had to be rushed to the er.

267
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,240
Speaker 3: But my god, it's like eating at my mom's house.

268
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,440
Speaker 3: I mean, there's always a little bit of my mom's

269
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,319
Speaker 3: blood in our fooling. She cuts herself. No matter what.

270
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,040
Speaker 1: The store stayed open and they still serve some of

271
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,400
Speaker 1: the lettuce that she'd been prepared.

272
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:07,160
Speaker 3: Oh why you chopping at arubula too? It's like already

273
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:07,760
Speaker 3: so small.

274
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,840
Speaker 1: Even though this happened more than six months ago, Alison

275
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,920
Speaker 1: just filed her lawsuit on Monday. Yeah, her lawyer says

276
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,360
Speaker 1: she's been dealing with stress, anxiety, and panic attacks for months.

277
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:17,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

278
00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:20,040
Speaker 3: I don't blame her. She's not only her own fingernail,

279
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,880
Speaker 3: she's biting other people's.

280
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,080
Speaker 1: No word on how much she's suing for, but apparently

281
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:24,679
Speaker 1: it's a lot.

282
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't do.

283
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,880
Speaker 3: She can't ever eat a salad again. That's the worst

284
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:29,240
Speaker 3: thing though.

285
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,840
Speaker 1: As for Chopped, they're getting a lot of bad press

286
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,400
Speaker 1: for this, but it is pretty on brand with their names,

287
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,960
Speaker 1: so maybe that just evens out.

288
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:41,479
Speaker 3: Okay, we were wishing for an equal I breakout stereotyped.

289
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,840
Speaker 1: This next is The story is out of Bethesda, Maryland.

290
00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:47,080
Speaker 1: A man named Dan Stanford pulled up to a business,

291
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,040
Speaker 1: put his Porsche in park, and right as he was

292
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,679
Speaker 1: getting out of the car, three men grabbed him and

293
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,840
Speaker 1: demanded his keys.

294
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:58,160
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, see that's why you got to drive

295
00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,240
Speaker 3: not such a nice car.

296
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,720
Speaker 2: Honestly, mean, that's true.

297
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,640
Speaker 1: And then they started pistol whipping him with a gun pole.

298
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,960
Speaker 3: Yah, terrible. How scary guys.

299
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,160
Speaker 1: Do you know how quickly I would give up my car, Like,

300
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,480
Speaker 1: why are you pistol whipping me?

301
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,760
Speaker 2: You can look at me weird, and I'm like, I'll

302
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,320
Speaker 2: give it to you.

303
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,800
Speaker 1: Eventually, Dan threw the keys at the men and ran

304
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,360
Speaker 1: into the nearby business to call the cops. Yeah, that's

305
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,280
Speaker 1: when he looked out the window and saw his Porsche

306
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,400
Speaker 1: SUV jolt forward and then stall out, jolt forward again,

307
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,080
Speaker 1: only to stall again.

308
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,520
Speaker 2: Is it a manual? Is somebody put in the stick shore?

309
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:35,440
Speaker 1: Problem? Is Dan's porch is a stick shift? A thieves

310
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,920
Speaker 1: could not figure it out?

311
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:42,320
Speaker 3: That's like embarrassing Navy nightmares to be in sixteen and

312
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,040
Speaker 3: my dad teaching me all over.

313
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,960
Speaker 1: Stealing the car. Yeah, bounce the clutch, no no, no,

314
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,040
Speaker 1: pull the clutch slow. After watching his cargo hrky jerky

315
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,160
Speaker 1: for four straight minutes in the parking lot, the carjackers

316
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,440
Speaker 1: all finally jumped out and back into their beat up

317
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,840
Speaker 1: Civic to escape.

318
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,440
Speaker 2: The transmissions.

319
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,280
Speaker 3: Embarrassing.

320
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,640
Speaker 1: Dan said the scene looked like something from a dumb

321
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,840
Speaker 1: comedy film. He's recovering from his injuries now as the

322
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,400
Speaker 1: police are searching for the suspects. Afterwards, officers said owning

323
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,720
Speaker 1: a manual transmission car might just be the best way

324
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:21,680
Speaker 1: to deter that that only eighteen percent of Americans know

325
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,920
Speaker 1: how to drive stick now my last car.

326
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,560
Speaker 3: I miss driving a stick. I mean, there's no better

327
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,160
Speaker 3: way to peel out than with a stick. Ship.

328
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:34,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, next Lazer stories out of Food News. If

329
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,520
Speaker 1: you buy Kraft mac and Cheese, you know what to expect.

330
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:42,880
Speaker 1: Macaroni cheese and one of the cheapest, easiest, least nutritious

331
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,560
Speaker 1: meals of the entire waste.

332
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,119
Speaker 3: Maybe add broccoli. It's delicious.

333
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,080
Speaker 1: But all that's about to change because reports are out

334
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:55,240
Speaker 1: that Craft is actually mixing the cheese in the mac

335
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:55,840
Speaker 1: and cheese.

336
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,360
Speaker 3: It's too spicy for Alexis.

337
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,320
Speaker 1: I know it's a little confusing, but it won't just

338
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,200
Speaker 1: be a box of noodles. There's a new product called

339
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:11,320
Speaker 1: Craft Not Mac and Cheese, and it features a dairy

340
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:20,560
Speaker 1: free cheese alternative to its usual powdered concoction. Shut yes, yes,

341
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,920
Speaker 1: believe it or not that powdered cheese actually has dairy

342
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,120
Speaker 1: in it.

343
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:28,440
Speaker 3: Wow, that's crazy. They're like, we're just gonna remove the

344
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,000
Speaker 3: point one percent of milk that was in there.

345
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,880
Speaker 1: It's going to be showing up in grocery stores soon.

346
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,120
Speaker 1: It'll come in two varieties, original and white cheddar with shells.

347
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,000
Speaker 1: Both will be priced at three dollars forty nine cents.

348
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,080
Speaker 3: Well, plant based just makes it sound fancier. That's why

349
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:42,800
Speaker 3: it costs war.

350
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,040
Speaker 1: The first time Craft has offered a vegan plant based option,

351
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,600
Speaker 1: which they say has a similar taste looking feel to

352
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,600
Speaker 1: dairy based mac and cheese. In other words, it's better

353
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,440
Speaker 1: than it sounds.

354
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,080
Speaker 3: I will say, I've been to a couple vegan restaurants

355
00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:00,680
Speaker 3: and when I've ordered the mac and cheese, it's surprisingly amazing. Yes,

356
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,680
Speaker 3: like rich and creamy. I'm like, how is this possible?

357
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,399
Speaker 2: To give it a shot?

358
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,440
Speaker 1: Look, if you lower your standard so much, like anything is.

359
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:13,360
Speaker 3: Gonna taste come on, chance.

360
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,240
Speaker 1: That's going in this body, out of this next Lazer stories,

361
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:21,240
Speaker 1: out of tech trends dot Wow. You're probably familiar with

362
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,720
Speaker 1: the nerd emoji. Yeah, the dark glasses and the buck teeth.

363
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,680
Speaker 6: I know it, I know it.

364
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:28,399
Speaker 3: I totally know.

365
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,399
Speaker 1: A ten year old boy in the UK named Teddy

366
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,199
Speaker 1: is uncomfortable with it and thinks it is insulting to

367
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,040
Speaker 1: people like him who wear glasses.

368
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:42,960
Speaker 3: Teddy, come on, now, I've worn glasses since third grade, Teddy,

369
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,280
Speaker 3: get on board. Just embrace who you.

370
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,280
Speaker 1: Are, Teddy, No, he refuses to do that. Instead, he's

371
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:53,240
Speaker 1: launched an online petition to have it tweaked. He wants

372
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,960
Speaker 1: the teeth replaced with a proper smile and for it

373
00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:02,960
Speaker 1: to be renamed the Genius Emoji. Okay, okay, sounds exactly

374
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,680
Speaker 1: like something a nerd would suggest.

375
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,359
Speaker 3: Listen, Teddy, changing the emoji is not going to change

376
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:13,880
Speaker 3: how we live. Yeah, I'm with you, buddy, Yeah, who

377
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,280
Speaker 3: is a ten year old? Long before the emoji, let

378
00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:18,440
Speaker 3: me tell you, there was still a stigma.

379
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:23,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to be the CEO super Billionaires last week

380
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,840
Speaker 1: checked though, the petition only had two hundred and nine signatures,

381
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,960
Speaker 1: but it's still early. Teddy even drew a photo of

382
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,639
Speaker 1: what he'd like to see the Genius emoji look like,

383
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,840
Speaker 1: but surprisingly Apple has not responded to him.

384
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Teddy's got to remember that people making these

385
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,680
Speaker 3: emojis also nerds.

386
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:46,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Not sure if you know this, but this guy

387
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:51,080
Speaker 1: also has his own petition out. Not allowed to say

388
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,679
Speaker 1: what he's asking for, at least not on the radio.

389
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,680
Speaker 1: But I can tell you he's got exactly sixty nine

390
00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:02,040
Speaker 1: signatures and he is stopping right there, no more, no less.

391
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,399
Speaker 1: That's how he likes it, and that means Laser Stories

392
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,000
Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

393
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,000
Speaker 1: it again, same time on Monday.

394
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:13,440
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, a flower girl in tears.

395
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:19,520
Speaker 1: Oh, a bride and groom in handcuffs. Who and Brooke

396
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,200
Speaker 1: in the back corner, still trying to snag a bite

397
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,080
Speaker 1: of cake before the building gets shut down?

398
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:26,639
Speaker 6: With me?

399
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,040
Speaker 1: Is that a nursery rhyme? Or is that a real

400
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:35,560
Speaker 1: life story that just happened. Now it's making national headlines.

401
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,199
Speaker 1: You won't believe why police raided a wedding. We're going

402
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,720
Speaker 1: to tell you the unbelievable true story and ask Brook

403
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,200
Speaker 1: how that cake tasted? Coming up right after this.

404
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,520
Speaker 3: A little dry?

405
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 1: Maybe the craziest thing to ever happen at a wedding

406
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:56,800
Speaker 1: just went down. Now the story's going viral. So imagine

407
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,320
Speaker 1: it's your big day. You've spent months planning this thing.

408
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the whole family is in town to watch it.

409
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,120
Speaker 3: All the people you love most in one place at

410
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:06,600
Speaker 3: one time.

411
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,239
Speaker 1: Aunt Kendle's over by the bar again, getting handsy with

412
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,919
Speaker 1: one of the cocktail waiters. Meanwhile, you're standing up at

413
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,760
Speaker 1: the altar about to exchange vows with the person that

414
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,800
Speaker 1: you love the most in this world. That is beautiful

415
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:24,360
Speaker 1: when suddenly a team of police officers burst in through

416
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:27,920
Speaker 1: the doors. They march right up to the front and

417
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,359
Speaker 1: put both you and you're soon to be spoused in

418
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,879
Speaker 1: handcuffs and they'll take you away.

419
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's just like the best man's pulling

420
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,920
Speaker 3: a prank on Yeah.

421
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,960
Speaker 2: The venues, like your deposit check.

422
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:45,520
Speaker 1: Just I've seen the video that you're talking about. Broken. No,

423
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,199
Speaker 1: it's not that. Wow, this is a real story and

424
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 1: it's making news right now. How did it happen? It's

425
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:55,439
Speaker 1: all because one of the wedding guests snitched. She's a

426
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 1: coworker of the groom whose name is Adam, and she'd

427
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,119
Speaker 1: known Adam for years, going all the way back to

428
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 1: his previous relationship when he used to be married to

429
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 1: a different woman named Mary.

430
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is his second wedding.

431
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so obviously Adam and Mary got divorced in

432
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 1: that first marriage. After the separation, she went to work

433
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,360
Speaker 1: somewhere else. But while she was moving out, Mary had

434
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 1: her wedding dress and several family heirlooms go missing.

435
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, family heirlooms.

436
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: That's didn't know where they were, So she asked Adam

437
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 1: if you knew what was going on? Did you find

438
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,159
Speaker 1: them anywhere? He said, he didn't know.

439
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:30,679
Speaker 3: And do you want I mean, do you want your

440
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 3: dress if it's a divorce at that point, or like

441
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,359
Speaker 3: you keep it still? I mean, but it was was

442
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:36,360
Speaker 3: it a family heirloom?

443
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 1: Maybe it was part of the family airaine.

444
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, yeah, like you would keep that.

445
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 1: So she just assumed that they maybe ended up in

446
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 1: a weird box while she was packing, and thought they'd

447
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 1: turn up eventually. But fast forward years later, now, okay,

448
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,439
Speaker 1: to Adam's new wedding day with his new bride, all right,

449
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 1: and they're up at the altar and his coworker guests

450
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 1: noticed something odd and she thought, huh, doesn't that wedding

451
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 1: dress look awfully similar to the one Mary war their

452
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,879
Speaker 1: wedding day? You didn't, so she wasn't sure, so she

453
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,919
Speaker 1: took a photo and then sent a picture to Adam's

454
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 1: ex wife. She's like, hey, does this look familiar to you?

455
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 1: And girls for you, I know, you know every stitch

456
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,119
Speaker 1: of that wedding dress.

457
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 3: But the thing is is the co worker you'd just

458
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,919
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, how tacky look it? She

459
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 3: looks just like.

460
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 1: Props on the guests to even like notice the dress.

461
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 3: Similar, I would notice even though it's not your dress. Oh,

462
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 3: I can tell you what every single one of my

463
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,400
Speaker 3: girlfriend's dresses.

464
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,479
Speaker 1: Maybe that's something that women. Within an hour of sending

465
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 1: that text, police swarmed the venue.

466
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 3: Swarm but we gotta have police involvedling It seems like, yeah,

467
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 3: that's pretty low and awful, and hopefully you get the

468
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 3: dress backs.

469
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 1: But smoke grenades are going on, the dogs are coming in,

470
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 1: and they demand that the new bride removed her dress

471
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: in all her jewelry right there. But the bride refuses

472
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:13,679
Speaker 1: to do that.

473
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the bride probably has no idea that it's

474
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,640
Speaker 3: somebody else's dress. I'm sure the groom's just like, look

475
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 3: at this whiteful gown I found. When does the guy

476
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 3: pick out a dress for her?

477
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 1: I don't know? Right there?

478
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, no man dress.

479
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: So the bride started arguing with the officers, and eventually

480
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: both bride and groom are taken away, hauled off to

481
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 1: the police station.

482
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 2: In the middle of your wedding.

483
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 3: I'll tell your ex wife Mary is loving this.

484
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, do you guys still go to the

485
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 2: reception the food?

486
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm in the back, like we're still getting cake that

487
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,919
Speaker 1: looks really good. We can't cut it, though, And so

488
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: once they were at the police station, that's when they

489
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 1: were able to confirm that the bride was in fact

490
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: wearing Mary's wedding dress and her old family heirlooms.

491
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 3: Did she know? She know?

492
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 1: First new bride had to leave the dress and all

493
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: the jewelry at the station and go home wearing just

494
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 1: her underwear and Adam's jacket.

495
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 3: Oh, that is the walk of shame.

496
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: For my wedding. Just got yeah. Next day, Adam marches

497
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: into work and confronts the guests that rotted him out.

498
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 3: Exact, dude, it is not her fault, is your fault.

499
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: He calls her name, says, you ruined my whole wedding day.

500
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: What were you doing, bro?

501
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,120
Speaker 2: And don't get yourself in trouble at work.

502
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: So she felt guilty. She posted the story on Reddit

503
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,439
Speaker 1: after that, asking people was she wrong for telling the

504
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: X about it, and read it was firmly on the

505
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: guest side. Almost everybody agreed the whole situation was the

506
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:41,119
Speaker 1: groom's fault.

507
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 3: I will say it sounds like the groom and the

508
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 3: ex wife are pretty dramatic, though, like for her to

509
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 3: call the police and that involved like that wouldn't even

510
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 3: ever cross my mind. No, what you're right, because I

511
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 3: would just be like shame them on lines or like afterwards,

512
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 3: confront them.

513
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 2: No right now, call nine.

514
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 3: During the he gets a picture.

515
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 2: Oh no he didn't, I'd.

516
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 3: Someone in my dress.

517
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 1: But that's how common, says you know. All that thought

518
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: lady did was alert the ex wife. All the other

519
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: blame should lie with the groom. Another person couldn't believe

520
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: that he just gave it to his new brides.

521
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 3: I still can't believe that either.

522
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: And like he didn't ask any questions, like Alexis was saying,

523
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: I was so tacky. I do wonder though, like if

524
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: you were in a similar situation, what would you do?

525
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 2: Where?

526
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 3: Who are we in the situation? There's a lot of options.

527
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 3: Here are you the room? Are by the guests? Where

528
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 3: are we at?

529
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 1: Let's say that you're the guest at the wedding and

530
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 1: you notice that they're wearing the old wedding dress and I'm.

531
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 3: Friends with the ex absolutely FaceTime, no way.

532
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: But you wait till after the drinks come out at

533
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: least right then, Oh you ruined it right off?

534
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 3: The game is drinks?

535
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 2: Do that This is why there will be no phones

536
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 2: a lot on my wedding.

537
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: As there's no clothes allowed.

538
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 7: Mind that way, no one's wearing anything that anyone's warning before. Hey,

539
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 7: that's my string, jab quick run text into seventy five

540
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 7: to nine too.

541
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: If you were in that situation, what do you think

542
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: you would do? Phone taps coming up.

543
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 6: Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

544
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: You ever feel like schools don't really teach you stuff

545
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: you'll ever use in the real world. Yes, for sure,

546
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: cursive writing, long division, what small coins are worth? I

547
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: hadn't know what a nickel looks like. I'm only counting

548
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: Benji's baby. Yeah, that's why today Brooke postes as an

549
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: elementary school teacher trying to reassure a mom this year.

550
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 1: They're not wasting any time on those useless subjects. They're

551
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: cutting right to the important stuff in your phone. Tap

552
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: right now.

553
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.

554
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi is this Stacy?

555
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 6: Hi?

556
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: Does this she? This is missus Howell. I'm going to

557
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 3: be eight and second grade teacher of the upcoming school year.

558
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 5: Hi, how are you?

559
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 3: I'm just great, It's so good to talk to you.

560
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 3: You too.

561
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 4: Aiden is so excited to get back to school and

562
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 4: see friends and get started again.

563
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 3: That is so great. It's going to be a fun year.

564
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 4: Good.

565
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

566
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm just calling all the parents because we're going

567
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 3: to be doing things a little bit different, you know,

568
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 3: at least for the first couple of weeks. Okay, I'm

569
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 3: just going to stray from the normal curriculum.

570
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 4: Oh you are why what's going on?

571
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 3: So over the summer, I've been doing a lot of

572
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 3: research because of everything that happened.

573
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 4: What do you what do you mean everything that happened?

574
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 4: You know, I'm sorry, I'm not really sure what you're

575
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 4: talking about.

576
00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 3: Well, we found out find out what aliens are real.

577
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 2: That wonderful.

578
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not really focused on that right now.

579
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 3: I have been studying up learning everything about our intergalactic neighbors,

580
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 3: and I just can't wait to share what I've learned

581
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 3: with the children.

582
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 4: What are you talking about.

583
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna jump right in on the very first day.

584
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 3: Make sure Aiden packs a roll of tinfoil. Tinfoil, We're

585
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 3: gonna make tinfoil hats and try to contact them.

586
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: Something like that.

587
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 4: I'm hoping this is just like a fun little project

588
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 4: that you're doing.

589
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean let's say the government was listening right now,

590
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 3: I'd say absolutely, yeah, sure, fun harmless kid project. But

591
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 3: we don't trust the government, do we.

592
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 4: Okay, not anymore. I don't even know what to say

593
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 4: right now, exactly, lock and key.

594
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 3: That's right. So before we get into all the math

595
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 3: and reading and writing, we're going to focus on area

596
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 3: fifty one.

597
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I.

598
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 3: Mean, what's really going on out there? Did Eisenhower authorize

599
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 3: the testing?

600
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 4: I think he might have, I.

601
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 3: Do after reading the Peterson files, right, I don't even

602
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 3: know Peterson.

603
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I've got so many links.

604
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 3: Oh, I can send them right to something. You are

605
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 3: going to go down this rabbit hole, change your life.

606
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 3: We can become rabbit hole buddies.

607
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 4: No, I don't know, no rabbit hole buddies. I don't

608
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 4: think this is appropriate for second graders. I mean, has

609
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 4: it been approved over the principle or I would I'm

610
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 4: not okay with that.

611
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 3: I would have checked. But you know, missus she teaches kindergarten. Yeah,

612
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 3: she thinks the principle is one of them, one of

613
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: whom aliens.

614
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

615
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't mean to alarm you, but don't worry.

616
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 3: I don't think he's harmful. If he wanted to hurt us,

617
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 3: he would have done so already.

618
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 4: Lady, lady, whatever you're on right now, you need to

619
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 4: stop taking it. You're freaking me out, and you're gonna

620
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 4: freak my kid out too.

621
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 3: No, I don't know. You know who's on board with

622
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 3: me is Ali? You know Ali? Your son has play

623
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 3: dates with her boy otis what. She's a believer like us.

624
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 4: Allie doesn't believe any of this stuff, normal person.

625
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 3: She thinks aliens real because she heard it on the

626
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 3: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey. What the show that talks

627
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 3: about aliens all the time, especially during their prank phone calls.

628
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 3: Excuse me, it's a prank phone call. I'm not really

629
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 3: your son's My name's Bragg. Your friend Ali set you up.

630
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 3: She said, you heard that maybe the teachers are trying

631
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 3: a different study method this year. We thought, why not

632
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 3: skip math and reading and go straight to area fifty one.

633
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you freaked me out? Oh much?

634
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 3: Weren't you just a little bit curious about the links

635
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 3: I've found though?

636
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 4: No, because everybody is freaking crazy these days. All my

637
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 4: favorite friend Instagram, No, everyone is nuts. I didn't think

638
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 4: it would be the teacher, though.

639
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 3: That tinfoil hat is going to look so cute pinned

640
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 3: up on your refrigerator.

641
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 6: Wake Up every morning was Foo Tap weekday mornings on

642
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 6: the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

643
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: It's a risk falling in love with anybody, but especially

644
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: with someone you've never met who lives hundreds of miles away. Uh.

645
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of weird.

646
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: Dude, because sure, you can text with them and talk

647
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: over the phone.

648
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, they're not strangers.

649
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: But then the day comes when you finally meet face

650
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: to face.

651
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 3: Oh I'm nervous and you.

652
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: See them and you realized, oh no, they were Hemsworth.

653
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: Oh I just got out of this love quadrangle thing

654
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: with Jonas Brothers. I can't jump into this now.

655
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 2: I would jump.

656
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 3: I would jump very hard.

657
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: One of our listeners actually paid to fly a woman

658
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: out to meet him for the very first time after

659
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: they connected online, and the date went so bad she

660
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: actually rebooked her return flight home to be a date earlier.

661
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: Oh it must.

662
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 3: Be the Hemsworth that we don't talk about.

663
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: Yikes, or, as the Jonas Brothers would say, what a

664
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: man gotta do. So you're gonna that's a song.

665
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 3: I didn't know you were such a fan.

666
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, they really messed me up. You're gonna

667
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: hear what happened with our listeners though, when we do

668
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: your second date update, next second Date up date. Nowadays,

669
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: most people who are on Facebook use it to either

670
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: stalk their exes to find out who they're dating now okay,

671
00:32:53,720 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: purchase discount Chinese made products off the marketplace, or angrily

672
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: scream their political beliefs in all caps while vowing to

673
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: unfriend anyone who disagrees with them.

674
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: Everything that's happening in the world.

675
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 3: This all checks out, right, It all checks out, Jeffrey.

676
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: Apparently there are some people who still use Facebook to

677
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: find love.

678
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 2: Are they are the category?

679
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 3: Are they not in a senior center?

680
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: It could be because that's what happened to one of

681
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: our listeners, Eric, Eric, which extremist chat group? Did you

682
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: meet your lady?

683
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 8: We met on the comment sections of a Facebook group

684
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 8: called gross Food.

685
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 3: Gross Food. I think that is the only thing left

686
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,239
Speaker 3: that's fun on Facebook are the funny groups. You can

687
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 3: be part of.

688
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: That and the Brook and Jeffrey Facebook page. Oh yeah,

689
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: you should go follow if you haven't already, but tell

690
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: us Eric about the girl that you met. What's her name, Samantha? Okay, Samantha.

691
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 3: Funny is that I wanted to ask first about the

692
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 3: gross food that you commented on.

693
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually I was thinking that, Okay.

694
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 3: What was it?

695
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was this a chili burger and it just

696
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 8: looks awful.

697
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, someone's chili is like a weird brownish not a.

698
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 3: Real photograph friendly food. That is definitely for sure.

699
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: Actually, Eric sent us a picture of the so here

700
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: it is. I printed it out.

701
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 2: It was exactly.

702
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: It looks like somebody took two buns and then reached

703
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: into a port at basically, I will.

704
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 3: I mean, it lives up to the gross food filter

705
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 3: that you needed to post. Pretty disgusting.

706
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: How did you guys start talking about it?

707
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 8: She was like, is it bad that I want to

708
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 8: put that in my faith? And I was like, bucks,

709
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 8: can I watch?

710
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 3: You guys were meant for each other? Because after I

711
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 3: saw that, Wow that's a visual.

712
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,240
Speaker 2: It just looks gross.

713
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 3: So did you actually like you actually parlayed that into

714
00:34:59,440 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 3: a date.

715
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 8: Well yeah, sort of. I mean we started dming for

716
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,919
Speaker 8: a while and I really did want to hang out,

717
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 8: but she told me that she doubted I could actually

718
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 8: watch her eat it because live like three hundred miles apart.

719
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 3: Oh right, I was gonna say, like, what are the

720
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 3: chances you're in the same city.

721
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: That's what video chat dates are for.

722
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that what you guys did?

723
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 2: Uh?

724
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 5: No?

725
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 8: So we stayed friends on Facebook for a few weeks

726
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 8: and mostly just talk about food and getting to know

727
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 8: each other and stuff. And I was finally like, Hey,

728
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 8: what if I fly you out over my way and

729
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 8: we try to cut the chilli burgger together?

730
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 6: Nice?

731
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 1: Oh, we're going to cook that thing together.

732
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 3: Fly that's what you're thinking. I think she's going to

733
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 3: spend a whole weekend with a stranger that she met

734
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 3: on Facebook.

735
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 2: Get a hotel or he can get her a hotel.

736
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 1: They also talked for a few weeks, he said, before

737
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: he made that offer. Right there, still like.

738
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 8: A lot of time. But so she was kind of surprised,

739
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 8: but she eventually said okay, and we showed the weekend

740
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 8: to do it.

741
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 3: Wow, So you guys spend a whole weekend together?

742
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, kind of.

743
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 3: What was it like when you picked her up at

744
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:05,919
Speaker 3: the airport?

745
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 8: Well, I offered, but she didn't want me to Oh,

746
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 8: she just.

747
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 3: Trying to get or she just tried to get a

748
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 3: free weekend vacation.

749
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 2: But I'm obering into the hotel. I'll be fine.

750
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

751
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 1: A lot of times we don't look our best as

752
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: soon as we get off of an airplane. So maybe

753
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: she needed some time to collect herself before the actual

754
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: dates start.

755
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 4: Point.

756
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, when did you guys finally meet up?

757
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 8: She came over to my place and we have the

758
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 8: same chemistry that we had online.

759
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 1: Nice, that's really.

760
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 2: Important, dude.

761
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, but then the disappointment started.

762
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 3: Why he was disappointed both of you or.

763
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: Both of us?

764
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, the recipe is just awful. So the one that

765
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 8: we found said that you should bake the burger, like

766
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 8: the raw meat and the chili and the cheese and

767
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 8: everything together, all wrapped inside a tinfoil.

768
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: Oh discussion looks awful in the picture.

769
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 3: I mean, your fallow recipes based on gross food pictures? Like,

770
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 3: what do you expect to get to.

771
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 2: The hilarious point?

772
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 3: Right?

773
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 2: Like, let's recreate?

774
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 3: Why would you be disappointed?

775
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: Like I get, I mean, how did that turn out?

776
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 8: I mean after an hour it was a total mess,

777
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 8: horrible and it just wasn't so I put it back

778
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 8: in the oven and we tried cooking it some more

779
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 8: and thought we eat again later, but she said it

780
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 8: was getting late and she should get back to her hotel.

781
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, But I was.

782
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 8: Like, you know, you can stay over, It's all right

783
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 8: if you want.

784
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 3: It sounds romantic. I mean, was there any chemistry between

785
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 3: you two, like you're watching a show. Nothing happened, There

786
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 3: was no.

787
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was a good chemistry at the beginning of it.

788
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 8: But like as the anticipation for this nightmare burger that

789
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 8: we've been waiting for and talking about for weeks, just ros,

790
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 8: I just got nervous.

791
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 1: Wow. So the horrible food that you planned to make

792
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: was so horrible that it actually ruined the day.

793
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 8: Yeah.

794
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: Wow, that grows emotionally as well.

795
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: How did you do anything that night?

796
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 8: Oh? I got real nervous, and I was like, you

797
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 8: to play a board game? So I started boltzing that

798
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 8: and stuff, but she wasn't into it.

799
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't want to fly to a

800
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 3: new city to play board games. Inside. You don't know

801
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 3: if he should have taken her out at that point,

802
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 3: shown her around.

803
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 2: Let's go to a real restaurant. Yeah, get some good food.

804
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. Playing candy Land with a stranger in

805
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: his apartment could be kind of fun.

806
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 3: That sounds like Facebook, honestly.

807
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 2: Want to play.

808
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 3: So did you guys meet up the next day?

809
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 8: No, she took it early flight home and that was it.

810
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Wow, she.

811
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 3: Even paid the change fee to make it happen. You're

812
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 3: desperate to get out when that happened.

813
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: This is a looking kind of bleak at the moment,

814
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: but we've started off with worse.

815
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 3: Do you like her still?

816
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

817
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 8: Of course, I mean that's why I reached out. I

818
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 8: mean I want another chance. That's something that isn't gonna

819
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 8: go terrible.

820
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 2: Well, and you had chemistry the very beginning before you

821
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 2: cook you said you felt the same chemistry. So there's

822
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: something there, but you gotta find it.

823
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 6: Bro.

824
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna help you find it. We're gonna play a song.

825
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: We'll come back call Samantha for you and get your

826
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 1: second date update right after this. All right, awesome?

827
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 8: Thanks? All right?

828
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: Hold on, how do two people hundreds of miles apart

829
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: have a common bond? I'll tell you how.

830
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 3: It sounds deep, Jeffrey, It's.

831
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:37,959
Speaker 1: Through gross looking food. Yeah, because that's where they met

832
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: on a Facebook group dedicated to ugly meals. You're talking

833
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: about Eric and Samantha. They both commented on the same

834
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: chili burger and sparks flew from there. Isn't like amazing

835
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: that people can connect that way?

836
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, I actually do love that any type of food.

837
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 3: I will continue to stay off Facebook. Yes, this didn't

838
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 3: do it for.

839
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: You, belong there. Flash forward to their wedding and it's like,

840
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: I married this woman because we both commented on a

841
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: burger that looks like it was found in an outhouse

842
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: at Coachell. I love this woman.

843
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 3: I mean said, you guys are getting way ahead of yourself.

844
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 3: We couldn't even get through one successful night after he

845
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 3: paid for a plane ticket.

846
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 1: You can focus on all the negative stuff, but I

847
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: think life is pretty great. That's good.

848
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 2: Chili cakes.

849
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,479
Speaker 1: It might not be that great because they did try

850
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,399
Speaker 1: to recreate the recipe that they saw online, which took

851
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: so long that Samantha left and went back to her

852
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: hotel and then rebooked her flight home for the next morning.

853
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 1: What's your take on this.

854
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 3: Type of Maybe she just wasn't as dedicated to gross

855
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,959
Speaker 3: food as you thought. Yeah, I mean, I'm just.

856
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: Saying, Derek can you hear that you're too good for her?

857
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 3: She actually like attractive food.

858
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean we had a great conversation for like

859
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 8: multiple weeks about it, so I think we're on the

860
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 8: same page.

861
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, you guys, just a long way for

862
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 3: that still to be a thing though, should have ended. Yeah,

863
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 3: did you connect over other things?

864
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 6: Yeah?

865
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 8: I mean we talked about a bunch of stuff over

866
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 8: the phone and buy a text of stuff.

867
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, broke a bunch of stuff.

868
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 3: Okay, connected, Yeah, stuff.

869
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: Bunch of stuff that group. All right, Now we're going

870
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: to ask her a bunch of stuff when we call

871
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: Samantha and try and get the second date update for you.

872
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: All right, Eric, here we go.

873
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely please, And like I know, you guys normally

874
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 8: do like gift cards or something, but if you could

875
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 8: get her just a flight out, that would be great.

876
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 3: Let's slow it down, Eric, have you looked at a

877
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 3: radio station's budget lately.

878
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's three hundred Delta gift cards.

879
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll work on it. Let's just dial her number

880
00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: and see what she has to say. Here we go. Hello,

881
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: Hey is this Samantha. Yeah, Hey Samantha, what's up? This

882
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 1: is Brook And Jeffrey in the morning.

883
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I may not listen.

884
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: I don't know.

885
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 3: I don't know if we're on in your city.

886
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're on.

887
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 3: In a lot of cities. Samantha Radio show, Hi Radio show.

888
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And we do a segment here called a

889
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: second Date Update. We're trying to help one of our

890
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: listeners get in touch with you after you went. You

891
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 1: went out really far from him. You flew three hundred

892
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: miles to hang out with him.

893
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 8: Eric called you.

894
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, he thanks, You're fantastic.

895
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,919
Speaker 8: That's so weird, really weird.

896
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like it sounds like he went long

897
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 3: ways to make sure that you could come visit him.

898
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: He played for a technically she went along him.

899
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 3: But you guys had a big connection, Like why would

900
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 3: you say yes to an entire weekend with somebody if

901
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 3: you didn't.

902
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 9: Oh my god, this is like really awkward to talk about,

903
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 9: just generally, but like, I don't even know if you

904
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 9: guys are real people like you got us.

905
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,240
Speaker 1: We are robots.

906
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 3: So I loved it so bad.

907
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: Only a human could have possibly come up with that.

908
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're real.

909
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: We're real, and we're seriously trying to help out one

910
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: of our listeners, because he's really confused after your hangout.

911
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: He does not know why you ran back to your

912
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: hotel and then booked a flight home the next morning.

913
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, but like, did Eric tell you the story?

914
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: I mean, we heard about you guys are going to

915
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: make a chili berger at his apartment and it was

916
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: taking way longer than expected, started to get late. He

917
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: tried pulling out some board games, and you had to go.

918
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: That's all we really know.

919
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 3: He feels.

920
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 9: I had to go because he kept asking me to

921
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 9: stay the night. And that was the first time he.

922
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,439
Speaker 3: Met right he said, he mentioned that he told you

923
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 3: he could stay.

924
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 9: But he kept asking me, and I was like, Eric,

925
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 9: I don't know, tell you, like this has been a

926
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 9: nice date. And he was like pouting. He was like

927
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 9: doing the guy thing of like, oh but like you

928
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 9: came out here, like I really like hanging out with

929
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 9: you all of that.

930
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was making you feel guilty about it.

931
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, and I'm like, I don't even know you, like

932
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 9: you almost like you invited me here and your false pretenses.

933
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's understandable.

934
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: We did not know that he made you feel that way.

935
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: And honestly, I don't know if Eric realizes he made

936
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: you feel that way either, But we can ask him

937
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: right now because he's on the other line listening and

938
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you.

939
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

940
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 8: Hey, I didn't need to make you feeluncomfortable. I was

941
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 8: just trying to be hospitable.

942
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 9: Well, the fact that I wasn't like answering your track

943
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 9: staffer should say something, Oh.

944
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: All right, cool, all right, everybody, it's hard.

945
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 3: You're not a man of many words. Maybe you should

946
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 3: have like talked to her more. I mean, maybe that's

947
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 3: why she felt uncomfortable, because the only thing that was

948
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 3: coming out of your mouth was that question, over and

949
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 3: over again.

950
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: Were you drinking that night? Maybe you forgot that you

951
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: asked that question.

952
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess. I mean, I don't know. I don't

953
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 8: think it's that rude to offer someone to not have

954
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 8: to go drive their car rental car around a city

955
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 8: they don't know.

956
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 9: Yeah, but I said that I didn't want to stay.

957
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 9: So I'm actually really glad I got a hotel because

958
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 9: what kind of possession? What did that put me in?

959
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: You know, Oh, you.

960
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 3: Paid for your own hotel?

961
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, but I.

962
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 8: Mean I had to stare betterom for you. I guess

963
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 8: I didn't really go to the details about everything, but probably

964
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 8: should have.

965
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: Ye.

966
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, I mean I wouldn't even have done that.

967
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 9: I don't know you. I'm like single going into a

968
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 9: new city that I don't know, and then like it

969
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 9: would have been different if we were like boyfriend girlfriend,

970
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 9: like officially dating, but we learned and this was just

971
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 9: like a first time thing.

972
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 8: Okay, well, well do you want to be my girlfriend?

973
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 3: Eric?

974
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: I don't think that was what she meant.

975
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 3: I got to say, although it is.

976
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: A good question, would you have an answer for him? Samantha, Stop,

977
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: it not like that.

978
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 9: I'm not going to do that over the radio.

979
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 3: Stop.

980
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: Sorry, the radio move wasn't good. Maybe you should text

981
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: her the question.

982
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 3: I don't think that he was purposely trying to make

983
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 3: you feel uncomfortable. But Eric, I do think if you're

984
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 3: going to invite a woman into your city, you have

985
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 3: to go the extra mile to make sure she feels

986
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 3: safe and that she feels comfortable.

987
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 2: Coming from someone who has offered and flown girls out

988
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 2: to cities, Okay, you always they have a hotel. No,

989
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 2: absolutely not. You do your thing. It's all about communications.

990
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: Show them that gesture. Take the front door off of

991
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: the hinge just so that you can get out whenever

992
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: you want. It is wide open.

993
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 3: I mean, Sam, maybe it just didn't cross his mind,

994
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 3: you know, like guys don't have to think about that

995
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 3: when they go into new cities to meet people.

996
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

997
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I mean I feel like I've just totally

998
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 8: screwed the pooch on this one, and there's no real recovery.

999
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 8: But I mean, I'd still like to have a second chance.

1000
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 3: Was that a sorry I heard in there?

1001
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: Heard tell me about pooch screwing? But let's call it.

1002
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: Let's call it.

1003
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 9: I'm sorry. No, this is just too weird. I feel

1004
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 9: like it doesn't make sense to like have strangers.

1005
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 4: I've never met speaking for him.

1006
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it is one of those things you

1007
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 3: got to go with your gut on this, and that's

1008
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 3: that's what your gut's telling you.

1009
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: Well, I just don't want this potential relationship to go

1010
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: down in flames. Because so few people in this world

1011
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: actually bond over gross food.

1012
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 3: There's a whole page for it, Johnny. It seems like

1013
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 3: there's like hundreds of thousands.

1014
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,760
Speaker 1: How many of them actually fall in love?

1015
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's none.

1016
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: Apparently we wanted it to be one Okay.

1017
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I really wanted to try a Nepal

1018
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 8: shake that I saw with her.

1019
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 9: No, no, Eric, I think we're done here.

1020
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, on Samantha, because we would offer to pay for

1021
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: that meatball shape on your second day.

1022
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 9: I think I can afford to make a meatball shake

1023
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 9: on my own.

1024
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking to money bags.

1025
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 3: Samantha makes her own meatballs. Jeffrey.

1026
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 6: Excuse me brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1027
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: Well, that may have been the most cringe worthy moment

1028
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: of the entire year.

1029
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 9: It would have been different if we were like boyfriend girlfriend,

1030
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 9: like officially dating, but we weren't, and this is just

1031
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 9: like a first time thing.

1032
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 10: Well, well do you want to be my girlfriend?

1033
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 3: If he's listening right now, I had to live through

1034
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:42,479
Speaker 3: at once.

1035
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: She's the one who said it. Honestly, thank god she

1036
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: said no to that, because if that worked, I would

1037
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: have thrown my headphones down and been like, I'm done

1038
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,760
Speaker 1: with this job. Is it really that easy?

1039
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 3: What happened to you all rooting for love over against.

1040
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: He didn't even sound like he was into there from

1041
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: most of the call.

1042
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't sound like he's a guy who's like

1043
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 3: super passionate. Maybe about anything.

1044
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 2: Like I don't know to be a romantic Yeah.

1045
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I feel like he learned a lot

1046
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 3: from this, For example, not pressuring people to stay at

1047
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 3: his house when they don't want.

1048
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 2: To make people feel comfortable.

1049
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if he actually learned that lesson. Yeah,

1050
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: his lessons like next time ask her to be my girlfriend?

1051
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, fly her out.

1052
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we can help you learn some important life

1053
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: lessons in your dating life.

1054
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 3: You just make fun of you afterwards.

1055
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 1: Sure, he'll do it all. Just email the show. We'll

1056
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 1: call the person who isn't calling.

1057
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 6: You back, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1058
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: You've ever been out somewhere and noticed one thing that

1059
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: seems really out of place?

1060
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 3: Huh?

1061
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: Like a toddler walking around inside the Gentleman's club. Oh,

1062
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: do have a roll of ones.

1063
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 3: Not even somebody just there?

1064
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: Or a bottle of Clorox bleach in the middle of

1065
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 1: the milk section it's on sale. I guess I'll try it.

1066
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Or in Brooks bathroom when you find

1067
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,919
Speaker 1: a stick of deodorant, what what is that doing in here?

1068
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 3: Throw it out?

1069
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: And sometimes that same feeling can happen when you walk

1070
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: into a good Will and find some strange items on

1071
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 1: the shelves that make you say, how did that get

1072
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: in here? They put a price tag on it, though,

1073
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 1: so must be you must be here for a reason.

1074
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: It's the top ten most bizarre items people donated to

1075
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: good Will in the past year, and the list just

1076
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: came out forget number one. Number three on this list

1077
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: is ridiculous. We're going to go through it coming up

1078
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 1: right after this. Recently, I just learned about Giving Tuesday.

1079
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You guys know

1080
00:50:59,600 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 1: about that.

1081
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 3: It's been around for years.

1082
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: Man. I knew about receiving Saturdays Thursdays, but giving Tuesday,

1083
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: that was kind of new to me.

1084
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 3: Well, it's like right after Cyber Monday, and it encourages

1085
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 3: people to give to nonprofits. It's like Black Friday, Cyber

1086
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 3: Monday and Giving today. Well, and there's also Small Business

1087
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 3: Saturday that happens right after Bath Friday.

1088
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: Am I just gonna have any money?

1089
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1090
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the whole idea is because you

1091
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 1: feel so guilty after dropping a ton of cash and

1092
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: eating all the food on Thanksgiving and Black Friday and

1093
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: Cyber Monday, you need to do something nice to give

1094
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: back to the community to make up for it.

1095
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 2: It's sure I didn't spend a bunch of money on

1096
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 2: my family.

1097
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 3: I hope it's not just about guilt. I hope you'd

1098
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 3: want to. But sure, if that's how you give, that's

1099
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 3: how you get that's my motivating.

1100
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to, But there's a lot of ways

1101
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: to give back. One way is to donate stuff that

1102
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 1: you don't need any more to places like Goodwill. Yeah.

1103
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: I know the saying goes, one person's junk is another

1104
00:51:55,360 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: person's treasure, but that's not always the case. Because list

1105
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: just came out of the most bizarre items people donated

1106
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: to good Will this past So this is gonna be.

1107
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 3: Really this is great. I can't imagine being the person

1108
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 3: who has to sift through all this stuff. Oh I

1109
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 3: had a friend do it for half a day and

1110
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 3: then they quit it lunchtime.

1111
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1112
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 1: Employees, Yeah, some of the items that they received are

1113
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 1: pretty out there. And here's the list of the top

1114
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: ten strangest ones. Number ten was an actual working guillotine.

1115
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 2: What show Killing People?

1116
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: The French execution device from the Middle Ages.

1117
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,280
Speaker 3: So do we put this in the toy section?

1118
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: The section and an employee says they think it's sold

1119
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: for thirty bucks. Thirty it's a good deal and it's

1120
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 1: the door of the guillotine.

1121
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 3: If you have a chicken farm, maybe it'd be helpful.

1122
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 3: Oh is that dark?

1123
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, speed up the process. Number nine was a bag

1124
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 1: full of groceries, which was probably put in the donation,

1125
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: been by accident by some clue husband and his wife

1126
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: was like, go give everything that's in the trunk to charity.

1127
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 1: Go jar pick.

1128
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 3: Or they're like, this isn't the food bank.

1129
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was an oopsie. Number eight a sealed

1130
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 1: glass jar labeled fart June nineteen seventy five.

1131
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 3: That's priceless, Honest to god. They could have evade that

1132
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 3: and made probably money.

1133
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,720
Speaker 1: Does it work like wine where the aging process makes

1134
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: it like better and more refined.

1135
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 3: That's interesting. Hints of oak and last night's left.

1136
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 2: Before we opened it, just like call cloudy the jar.

1137
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:44,919
Speaker 1: This is a bottle of flat ulance. We're talking about

1138
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: the most bizarre items people donated to Goodwill last year,

1139
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: either by accident or on purpose. Number seven was a rock,

1140
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: just a plain, normal, whitish gray rock.

1141
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 3: Sometimes I think that Goodwill probably spends more money just

1142
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 3: getting rid of this stuff in there.

1143
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: Well, no, because the weird part is good. We'll putting

1144
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: eleven dollars price tag on the rock rock and it's

1145
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: sold in under a week.

1146
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 2: Wow, smooth skipping rock.

1147
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: You're interested and go get one for yourself eleven bucks.

1148
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: Number six was a Louis Vaton purse.

1149
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they get all sorts of designer stuff.

1150
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: There, but this one came with a bonus because inside

1151
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: the purse it had a tiny bag of real human teeth.

1152
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, the tooth fairies. You got to clean out

1153
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 3: her closet.

1154
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 2: Every could be Louis teeth himself, mister herself.

1155
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: Number five was a fuzzy chair shaped like a Labrador retriever.

1156
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: It wasn't a real Labrador retriever, by the way. It's

1157
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: just a chair that looked and was shaped like one.

1158
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 3: You be traying your doggy on that, and it doesn't

1159
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,919
Speaker 3: matter if you get dog hair on it.

1160
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: Because it is a more realistic. Number four an entire

1161
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: cardboard box filled with original newspapers from historical events like

1162
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: the day of JFK's assassination, Richard Nixon's resignation day, the

1163
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine lunar moon Land, day, I.

1164
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 3: Don't like somebody's grandma's house got cleaned.

1165
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,760
Speaker 1: Out, and some gen z was like, what's this box

1166
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: of like weird paper? Just donate it.

1167
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 2: Also, it's JK not j f K.

1168
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: Acronyms back in the day were so dumb. We're talking

1169
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 1: about the most bizarre items people donated to the good

1170
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 1: Will last year, either by accident or on purpose. Number

1171
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: three was a quote slightly used coffin.

1172
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 3: Oh, it only slightly used to a lot of questions

1173
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 3: that I don't think we really want to get the

1174
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 3: full answers to. They're like sitting in a great uncle's

1175
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 3: funeral and they're like, hey, his hand just twitched.

1176
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:57,399
Speaker 1: Get him.

1177
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 3: Premature, Yeah, get him out.

1178
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 1: Number two strange item donated to good Will a package

1179
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: of underwear for squirrels.

1180
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I want to see.

1181
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: Scar leg underwear?

1182
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,479
Speaker 2: How boxers brief? Ask?

1183
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, tidy whities. You have to put squirrels

1184
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 3: in tidy white?

1185
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 2: How's your tail going to get out the back?

1186
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 3: Okay? The front flannel boxers would.

1187
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: Be famously stockpiling nuts, so I guess it fits. And

1188
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: the number one most bizarre item that was donated to

1189
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: Goodwill in the past year was a painting of Rosie

1190
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: the Robot the Robot made from the Jetsons, showing Rosie

1191
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,720
Speaker 1: doing a selfie in a provocative pose. And don't worry, Yes, Jose,

1192
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: I have the photo of it for you.

1193
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's really sexy Rosie. I never thought

1194
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 2: i'd get rid of this considered nudity.

1195
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1196
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 3: If it's a really good painting, I want to buy it.

1197
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: She's not naked, she I think she still got her

1198
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: little like.

1199
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 3: She's got her buttons on in her French collar.

1200
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: Her apron thing.

1201
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 3: But yeah, sexy. She's even holding a rose. I need

1202
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 3: to know which good Will it's to ask so I

1203
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 3: can go get it.

1204
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's already off the shelf by now. That

1205
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: is a hot picture. Those are the strangest things people

1206
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: gave to Goodwill in the past year.

1207
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1208
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, we got a first time player on the phone.

1209
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: It's Jordan from Burlington who works a dirty job in

1210
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: waste management.

1211
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 3: Why is that funny? Why is there a laughter?

1212
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,959
Speaker 1: Because Jordan is just a wholesome family guy.

1213
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 3: Oh this is like a sitcom.

1214
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: It is today. Joran says he knows at least six

1215
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: drivers who listen to us all day long.

1216
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 6: That's so thank you.

1217
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: In fact, he listens to wind Brooks Bucks on podcast

1218
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: if he misses it in person, and knows where each

1219
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: one of us lives. Oh, welcome to the show.

1220
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 10: Jordan, Thank you, thanks for having me.

1221
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 3: Who on the show has thrown out the weirdest stuff?

1222
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 10: Oh Man, definitely Jeffrey.

1223
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jordan, I thought that was supposed to be our

1224
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: little sire.

1225
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 10: We won't tell anybody else about it.

1226
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: Okay, no more details needed. We're just gonna send Brooke

1227
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 1: out of the studio. Well, that happens, Jordan, Thanks for

1228
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 1: being with us. You know the game's played. You got

1229
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1230
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: you don't know when, you could say past. But you

1231
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: have to beat Brooke out right to win. Are you ready?

1232
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 10: Let's do it?

1233
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: Nervous for your first time here? Yes, I am all right,

1234
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: but you got this man. You'll be good, bro Your

1235
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 1: time starts now. On this day. In nineteen seventy, a

1236
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: man named Douglas Engelbart patented what multimillion dollar computer accessory?

1237
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 10: Ooh man mouth?

1238
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: How many suspects are there in a normal game of clue.

1239
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: What's the name given to the person rolling the dice

1240
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: in a game of craps ooh ash? Which country is

1241
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: one of the most FIFA Men's World Cups Brazil. Donald

1242
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: Duck has three nephews named.

1243
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 8: Them oh Ash.

1244
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: Back in twenty fourteen, what was the name of the

1245
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: viral social media challenge to support als ash oh It

1246
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: wasn't viral enough, Folkay Jordan, what's your favorite thing about

1247
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: working in waste management? We want to know.

1248
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 10: Well, I think it's fun when everybody's getting ready to

1249
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 10: go to school in the morning and you see kids

1250
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 10: on the side of the road and they're all trying

1251
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 10: to get you to honk your What.

1252
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: About the dogs.

1253
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 2: Do you get a lot of dogs that.

1254
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 10: Get you get to pet most of the time. We

1255
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 10: actually have to like not go up to them because

1256
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 10: we don't know if they're friendly or not.

1257
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just assume they smell the garbage, right, and

1258
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 1: they're like, you know.

1259
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 3: There's a lot of dogs.

1260
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what type of dogs Jose hangs out with,

1261
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: but well.

1262
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 2: I have to fight them off because I'm trying to

1263
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 2: get to the garbage.

1264
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 3: That's why I mean raccoons raccoons maybe, but no too.

1265
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: No guys can fight. Wow straight docs day in the

1266
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: Life of jose Okay, bro, it's your turn now. Are

1267
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Here we go. Your time

1268
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: starts now on this day. In nineteen seventy, a man

1269
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 1: named Douglas Engelbart patented what multi million dollar computer accessory?

1270
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 8: Oh?

1271
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 3: The mouse?

1272
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: How many suspects are there in a normal game of clue?

1273
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 3: Uh four?

1274
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 1: What's the name given to the person rolling the dice

1275
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: in a game of craps?

1276
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 3: Uh dealer?

1277
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: Which country has one of the most FIFA Men's World Cups?

1278
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 3: Germany?

1279
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 1: Donald Duck has three nephews.

1280
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 3: Name him Huey, Dewey, and Louis.

1281
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: Back in twenty fourteen, what was the name of the

1282
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: viral social media challenge to support ALS.

1283
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 3: The ice Bucket Challenge. We got the answers, okay, and

1284
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 3: they're not good.

1285
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say, so I'm just gonna

1286
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: send it to Josey.

1287
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 3: I'm talking about I'm not thinking.

1288
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 9: I'm just talking.

1289
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 2: Okay, A right, Jordan, you got to correct today?

1290
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: Oh bad?

1291
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 3: Okay, Sorry, Jeffrey's losing it because he's trying not to

1292
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 3: say all right. Every time we go to the answers.

1293
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 1: Thank you for outing me. Yeah, well just.

1294
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 3: If you just make it weird.

1295
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 7: And go all right, well no, was like, okay, then

1296
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 7: let's move on to the next question.

1297
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 1: Continue moving forward, progress the segment.

1298
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 2: Okay, Jordan, you got to brug you got three, Oh, Barry.

1299
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 3: Jordan, just the man I needed the win today. Man

1300
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 3: I lost yesterday.

1301
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 10: I heard that.

1302
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, all your buddies who listen have to call in

1303
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 1: and try and be brooked too. But let's go over

1304
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 1: the answers real quick. On this day. In nineteen seventy,

1305
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: Douglas Engelbart patented the mouse for computers, a multi million

1306
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: dollar accessory now very helpful in a normal game of clue.

1307
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 1: There's six suspects, Professor Plumb, Reverend Green, Colonel Mustard, Miss Peacock,

1308
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 1: Miss Scarlett, and Missus White. The name given to the

1309
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 1: person rolling the dice and craps is the shooter.

1310
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when you hear it.

1311
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: Brazil has won the most FIFA Man World Cups with

1312
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: five wins. Donald Duck has three nephews, Huey, Dewey and Louie.

1313
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: And in twenty fourteen, it was the Ice Bucket Challenge

1314
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: which raised over one hundred and fifteen million dollars to

1315
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: support als it.

1316
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 3: Actually contributed to like a breakthrough yes in research.

1317
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: And two hundred views on our YouTube page. So than Jordan. Now,

1318
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: unfortunately we can't give you one hundred dollars, but just

1319
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: for being here, we're gonna throw you some Brook and

1320
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 1: Jeffrey swag.

1321
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 10: Okay, oh that's awesome.

1322
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, have a great day, Jordan.

1323
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on

1324
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: Monday

1325
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.