Speaker 1: How are you feeling this morning? Some people in this
Speaker 1: country are like, we won, screw you guys, and other
Speaker 1: people are like taking my ball and going home.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, let's take a break from all the madness because
Speaker 1: on the Jubil Show, we're all winners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's.
Speaker 1: Because we've got the list of the craziest initiatives that
Speaker 1: have ever made it on a voting ballot, just to
Speaker 1: show you how weird this country can get. So let's
Speaker 1: all get along like a bunch of American weirdos. Should
Speaker 1: let's get weird. You'll go over the craziest ballot initiatives
Speaker 1: that have ever made it for people to vote on.
Speaker 1: They're ridiculous. We'll do it right after this. It's Sabrina
Speaker 1: one O six point one. Oh yeah, because it used
Speaker 1: to be Hissed, but now it's Sabrina because the show
Speaker 1: is tonight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. Cool, who's screaming?
Speaker 4: Are Screamoria?
Speaker 1: What were the craziest initiatives ever to make it on
Speaker 1: the voting ballot?
Speaker 3: Next, it's a Jewble show.
Speaker 1: Should police officers get to walk around with ventriloquist dummies?
Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show? That sounds like a question that I
Speaker 1: made up just to be funny. Yeah, it does, but
Speaker 1: it's not. Wow, that was actually an initiative that made
Speaker 1: the voter's ballots in San Francisco, California.
Speaker 4: Are we talking about like recently?
Speaker 3: That was in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1: Recent Yeah, and tell you more about the specifics of
Speaker 1: that in just a second. But whether you're upset this
Speaker 1: morning because your candidate wasn't named home to Homecoming court,
Speaker 1: or you're prancing around because you feel like one of
Speaker 1: the cool kids, it doesn't matter. This is a Jewbil
Speaker 1: show and we can all laugh together at the most
Speaker 1: ridiculous initiatives that have ever made it on voting ballots.
Speaker 1: And yes, should police officers get to walk around with
Speaker 1: ventriloquist dummies? Was a really shit If it's San Francisco,
Speaker 1: I need to know if that passed. And that's just
Speaker 1: how it starts. There's way more ridiculous things.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, they thought it would encourage officers to use creative
Speaker 1: and ingenious methods to break down barriers between citizens and police.
Speaker 5: I don't think they're wrong, you know, Yeah, I'm going
Speaker 5: to reach your Marinda rights silent rereadom is rights, mister
Speaker 5: Bigham and the.
Speaker 1: Handcarved dummies that they propose would cost one seven hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars each.
Speaker 4: Oh, they were looking to get rid of some money.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine cops just walking around with ventriloquis dummies
Speaker 1: and then not let alone, they would have to train
Speaker 1: the cops to be ventriloquid. That's also going to cost money.
Speaker 1: I'm really sad that that got voted down. I mean,
Speaker 1: that would definitely put us in a different world. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't go to San Francisco just to get arrested if
Speaker 1: that was Another ridiculous thing that has made it on
Speaker 1: the voter's ballot before. Should we prohibit toxic waste in
Speaker 1: our drinking water?
Speaker 4: Definitely not a question.
Speaker 1: This took place in California and they were presented with
Speaker 1: the choice of having toxic waste in your drinking water
Speaker 1: or not. Surprisingly, that got voted down and they wanted
Speaker 1: clean drinking water, which is weird.
Speaker 3: It's very weird.
Speaker 4: You can't tell me what to drink, dirty, dirty water
Speaker 4: we drinking.
Speaker 1: Here's one that I think should be on there now.
Speaker 1: But another ridiculous thing that actually made it on voting
Speaker 1: ballots before. Should we give one million dollars to a
Speaker 1: random voter. Let make it a contest. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1: This is America, after all, where everything's a game. People
Speaker 1: would vote and then they would post about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this happened in Arizona in two thousand and six, so
Speaker 1: recent recent ish.
Speaker 5: Well, they're probably just sitting around and being like, listen,
Speaker 5: I think that we should make this all make more sense.
Speaker 5: And what makes more sense than a random raffle? They
Speaker 5: don't have a lot of government social programs and Aarizon.
Speaker 5: That's where I grew up. And so when you say, oh,
Speaker 5: just give a million dollars to random people, like, okay, great, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that makes more sense than anything else we're doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The person that came up with it promoted it as
Speaker 1: who wants to be a millionaire? Not even that creative
Speaker 1: of a slogan. It's just a game show that was
Speaker 1: on TV.
Speaker 2: Because soon.
Speaker 1: We're going over a list this morning of the most
Speaker 1: ridiculous initiatives that have ever made it on the voting ballot.
Speaker 3: Some of this stuff is crazy.
Speaker 1: You can't imagine how it would even get approved to
Speaker 1: be voted for, Like this one, should we take over
Speaker 1: the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 5: Like what in the nerdy art But it's probably a
Speaker 5: state saying we should take it from the other.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was Arizona. Again, Arizona's like Grand Canyon is ours?
Speaker 1: Should we take it by force? Controversial ballot backed by
Speaker 1: Republicans in the state legislature.
Speaker 3: Slature is seeking.
Speaker 1: Was seeking sovereign control over millions of acres of federal land,
Speaker 1: including the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 5: I can tell you exactly how that conversation went, Hey,
Speaker 5: the best lookout point of the Grand Canyon is in Arizona.
Speaker 4: And then somebody goes, who should take the whole thing
Speaker 4: at all? Can ask the question, how do these initiatives
Speaker 4: even get like do they have to be voted to
Speaker 4: be put on the bagnatures. So there's a lot of
Speaker 4: people that decided that this could be something valid that
Speaker 4: we need to vote on.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of people that were stopped in front
Speaker 5: of a grocery store and asked for a signature and
Speaker 5: they had no idea what they were signing.
Speaker 7: Really wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when people ask you for signatures, a lot of
Speaker 5: times it's to get stuff on ballots.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you could have signed something and it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely think we should take over the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 3: Why not, it's ours.
Speaker 4: In Arizona.
Speaker 1: Here's another ridiculous initiative that actually made it on voting ballots.
Speaker 1: Should Denver set up a commission to track aliens?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: I would say yes, Nina. I mean Denver's way up there, man.
Speaker 4: They're closer to the sky than a lot of other states.
Speaker 4: That's what they said.
Speaker 1: A lot of UFO sidings in Denver, so you need
Speaker 1: to commission for it. Unfortunately that got voted down. There's
Speaker 1: no alien commission in Denver. Well, I can go start one.
Speaker 1: There should be an alien commission. I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: think there is one though, right where?
Speaker 4: Not in Denver?
Speaker 7: Well, in general general?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the government.
Speaker 1: Another I would have voted yes for the ridiculous initiative
Speaker 1: that's made it on the voting ballots. Should we let
Speaker 1: Roxy the miniature pig stay. That was an actual thing
Speaker 1: that people got to vote on.
Speaker 5: I don't know what this is about, but I want
Speaker 5: her to stay.
Speaker 1: This was in Western Ohio in Dayton, Northwest Dayton. Cynthia
Speaker 1: and Tom Gaston and their two children, who own Roxy,
Speaker 1: a petite porker, got it on the ballot because apparently
Speaker 1: they weren't supposed to have the little pig where they
Speaker 1: were living. So they actually got it on the ballot.
Speaker 1: On the ballot, did they vote yes?
Speaker 3: The vote was a no.
Speaker 7: The neighbor.
Speaker 4: So they had to move. Okay, they did move. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they decided to move, so.
Speaker 6: They didn't know.
Speaker 1: Some people were like, I'm gonna move out of the country.
Speaker 1: They actually moved, probably to western somewhere in Ohio. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but it was somewhere else.
Speaker 7: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4: Hello, Yeah, almost, this is Donk.
Speaker 2: What who is this?
Speaker 3: Donk?
Speaker 2: Who are you looking for?
Speaker 1: Let me introduce myself better. I'm sorry about that. So
Speaker 1: is this Julie Marsha's mom?
Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking, who is this?
Speaker 1: My name is Paul Donkler aka Donk. Like most people
Speaker 1: just call me Donk, so you can call me Donk.
Speaker 1: But like I'm your daughter's boyfriend and like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm coming to your house for Thanksgiving, and like we
Speaker 1: haven't met yet a fish, so I thought I would
Speaker 1: call up and like make an intro, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, and just let you know that like I'm
Speaker 1: super excited to come and meet you guys, and like
Speaker 1: hanging out and experience Thanksgiving with you guys.
Speaker 7: She told me she had a boyfriend that was coming
Speaker 7: for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: That's donk.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3: Well, I just.
Speaker 1: Thought, you know, like it'd be a solid, like boyfriend
Speaker 1: thing to do. So I got your number from Marsha
Speaker 1: because I wanted to go over to like your menu,
Speaker 1: make sure you have enough macros and pretty tea and
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: You know, how you're gonna help cook or something.
Speaker 1: Well, no, but I could also bring a keg, like
Speaker 1: if you guys want to do cake stands and.
Speaker 3: Things like that. Like I'm pretty fun, you knew.
Speaker 8: No, I don't want to keg get my Thanksgiving Okay,
Speaker 8: so you can keep that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, worry about the macros.
Speaker 2: Just show up, smile, try to have a good time.
Speaker 2: Other than that, we're good.
Speaker 1: So I got a question for you, because, like, Marsha
Speaker 1: is super hot.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, what do you want to know?
Speaker 1: Well, I just figure like it probably runs in the family,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, So you're probably.
Speaker 3: Hot to you.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm real hot.
Speaker 9: Yes, she gets it from me, But you know that's
Speaker 9: just completely inappropriate, not like in the way this conversation
Speaker 9: is flowing at this point.
Speaker 1: Well, I'd like I was trying to give you a compliment,
Speaker 1: you know it, because like I'm just going to put
Speaker 1: it out there, like Donk wants to get on your
Speaker 1: good side.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like she's because I'm coming over for Thanksgiving for the
Speaker 1: first time, going to meet you guys, and like like
Speaker 1: it's nerve wracking as the dude, you know, like I've
Speaker 1: been dating her for a while now, and like you know,
Speaker 1: she's pregnant and everything.
Speaker 4: So I figure, like, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, what did you just say? Well, like, what did
Speaker 2: you say? My daughter is pregnant?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Did I thought she told you?
Speaker 2: No? Is this? Why are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Maybe she wanted to.
Speaker 1: Okay, so if you could do me a favorite and
Speaker 1: not tell her I tell you that because no.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm going to call he up right now. She's in trouble.
Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Still, like, don't seems to pick up on something. You
Speaker 1: didn't sound like SEP's excited about the new addition to
Speaker 1: your fan family.
Speaker 5: Why do you talk like this?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not excited. You can't even Okay, first you're
Speaker 2: calling me. You sound like such a fashion, and then
Speaker 2: you're telling me that you're you got my daughter pregnant?
Speaker 2: What kind of conversation is this?
Speaker 1: Like I want to let you kneel, Like, I'm sure
Speaker 1: that's a lot to like process right now, but like.
Speaker 4: I've gone a pretty good God, I've got a good
Speaker 4: job at like a pita place.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm like.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be manager one day. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, help me.
Speaker 10: Please tell me this is a joke, please before I
Speaker 10: like lose it.
Speaker 2: I'm about to cry.
Speaker 7: I don't know what I'm gonna do here.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'll just let you know that this is
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What this is actually Doubil from
Speaker 1: the Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you and
Speaker 1: your daughter.
Speaker 3: Marcia said you up?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, kill her.
Speaker 1: Yes, she says she made up having a new boyfriend
Speaker 1: at college and to bring him home for the holidays
Speaker 1: to mess with you. Oh my god, I was just
Speaker 1: imagining in my head like these little donk babies around
Speaker 1: my house.
Speaker 2: My, Oh my god, help me, bread and whatever.
Speaker 7: Crazy wake up every morning with jubile phone.
Speaker 1: Franks, It's time for Nina's what's trending, We're going to
Speaker 1: go into a much sadder but yeah, okay, so the
Speaker 1: death of Peanut the Squirrel is really causing problems and
Speaker 1: actual threats to the New York State Department of Environmental
Speaker 1: conservative the Conservation Offices. So if you're not familiar with
Speaker 1: Peanuts the squirrel, because we haven't, we haven't talked about
Speaker 1: Peanut too much on the show. But Peanut was a
Speaker 1: really famous squirrel. In a state of New York, you're
Speaker 1: not allowed to have a squirrel or a raccoon as
Speaker 1: a pet, and there was this guy that did. He
Speaker 1: happens to be an only fans model, but he here
Speaker 1: some only Frians model that had a raccoon for and
Speaker 1: a squirrel.
Speaker 4: But Peanut was really famous on social media, had its
Speaker 4: own like account and everything. So that's kind of what
Speaker 4: blew the whistle and was like, oh, so you have
Speaker 4: a squirrel and a raccoon living in your house. So
Speaker 4: the Department of Environmental Conservation Offices show up at Homeboy's
Speaker 4: house and they're like, okay, we need to investigate what's
Speaker 4: going on here, maybe rabies or whatever. But while they
Speaker 4: were inside the home, Peanut bit one of them. Because
Speaker 4: Peanuts like, you're in my house and you're invading it.
Speaker 4: So it bit one and then it was euthanized, along
Speaker 4: with the raccoon named Fred.
Speaker 3: The raccoon do I mean? Look, I don't like raccoons
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 1: They're scary creatures and they lumber down city streets and
Speaker 1: they wait to a hracuu.
Speaker 4: They are oddly cute, though, yeah, with their little masks,
Speaker 4: and I don't think they're cute. As had some bad experience.
Speaker 1: I had bad experiences with raccoons. One used to stalk
Speaker 1: me for years.
Speaker 4: What if you your friend just thought you were a cue?
Speaker 1: He did not want to be my friend. He wanted
Speaker 1: to bite my ankles and give me rabies.
Speaker 7: Okay, wow, okay, but that does.
Speaker 1: Very single morning, Every single morning, I would leave my
Speaker 1: house and this one raccoon would always be walking across
Speaker 1: the street and wait in the bushes right by the
Speaker 1: fence I had to open to get out of where
Speaker 1: I lived.
Speaker 4: And I know he was just waiting to pass one day,
Speaker 4: but that wasn't Fred. And Fred didn't do anything to raccoon.
Speaker 4: You can't blame all recfraends did not do.
Speaker 6: Anything to you.
Speaker 4: Their dad, Mark Longo has been making the rounds and
Speaker 4: doing all types of press, of course talking about his
Speaker 4: late little homie Peanut, and Fred murdered them. I just
Speaker 4: and that's really happy. I feel like they're using the
Speaker 4: whole thing that they were going to be testing them
Speaker 4: for rabies or whatever, and that they're just not legal
Speaker 4: in that house. But I don't think that they had to,
Speaker 4: but they did.
Speaker 1: Can't they put them in the most boring zoo ever.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be a boring zy? They just had raccoons
Speaker 1: and squirrels.
Speaker 4: So just how we feel. And here we're like, oh
Speaker 4: my gosh, you just killed this poor little squirrel that
Speaker 4: was famous anyways. But people are really upset about it,
Speaker 4: so much so that there are actual bomb threats being
Speaker 4: sent over to the New York State Department of Environmental
Speaker 4: Conservation offices. I do not condone bomb threats. But they
Speaker 4: questioned other squirrels. That's a good point. How deep is
Speaker 4: this investigation?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah? But little people don't they have better things to do. No,
Speaker 4: that's their actual job, like there.
Speaker 5: Is to attack little baby squirrels and raccoons that living.
Speaker 3: I just want to know who was subscribed to the
Speaker 3: Dude's only fans that saw it.
Speaker 4: He's super famous on Only Fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so one of the people at that organization obviously
Speaker 1: subscribe to it.
Speaker 5: The Little Peanut was on Instagram too, so the only
Speaker 5: Fans content was.
Speaker 3: Extra it was a different kind of penis.
Speaker 4: Well, posthumously, Peanut will be making mister Mark Longo lots
Speaker 4: of money. I have a feeling. Yes, yeah, so we
Speaker 4: love a good dupe, right, save us some extra cash. Well,
Speaker 4: apparently fans are saying that Costco is selling a Chick
Speaker 4: fil A dupe, so you don't have to stand in
Speaker 4: those lines. You can just go ahead and get theirs
Speaker 4: and chicken nuggets and when you make them at home,
Speaker 4: allegedly they taste just like July.
Speaker 11: They do it, they've been doing it for a long
Speaker 11: time and they taste amazing. Okay, well, yeah, they're like
Speaker 11: the Kirkland Brassman dough and.
Speaker 3: You have on Sundays.
Speaker 7: I mean I make on Sunday off. That's a good Sunday.
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, there you go.
Speaker 4: Well, they're trending now, so maybe they've been doing it
Speaker 4: for a while, but people are just really catching on.
Speaker 4: So do that if you chick.
Speaker 3: If you're interested.
Speaker 7: It's not Brad it's a chicken nugget that haystes like
Speaker 7: chick filiation, But.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like it's even chick fil it's just chicken.
Speaker 4: Chicken tastes like chicken stuff, but does it knock it off?
Speaker 4: I love that this trending. We've argued about chicken, peanuts
Speaker 4: and little raccoons cute. That is what's trending this morning.
Speaker 4: You do not murder. Squirrels and chickens all taste the same.
Speaker 7: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Where are we.
Speaker 3: And there's lots of peanuts on Only Fans.
Speaker 7: It's time to Catch a Cheater Only.
Speaker 4: On the Table show.
Speaker 1: Laura is on the phone today for to Catch a
Speaker 1: Cheater and she thinks that her husband of five years
Speaker 1: named Chris might be messing around, so we'll see if
Speaker 1: we can catch him if he is. In a second, Laura, sorry,
Speaker 1: you have to come on the show this way.
Speaker 3: What was going on? Why do you think Chris is cheating?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so I mean, yeah, Chris, I've been married
Speaker 2: for five years, but we've actually been together for nine
Speaker 2: years total, so you know, it's a very long term relationship.
Speaker 2: There have been some rocky moments, but we've we've always
Speaker 2: been able to work.
Speaker 4: Through them in the past.
Speaker 2: So I'm in a little bit of a conundrum right now.
Speaker 2: I'm super in love with Chris. This is what I
Speaker 2: would call a pretty happy marriage. But last month I
Speaker 2: was on the couch, I was watching TV and Chris
Speaker 2: was sitting next to me. He had a phone by him,
Speaker 2: which is not unusual, and his phone lit up and
Speaker 2: I just kind of glanced at it because it distracted me.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like, you know, it wasn't anything weird. I
Speaker 2: just like caught it out of the corner in my eye.
Speaker 2: But it looked like a Tinder notification. Oh yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, I've never used Tinder myself. Again, we've been
Speaker 2: together for nine years, but like I have single girlfriends,
Speaker 2: I know what Tinder looks like. So later that same night,
Speaker 2: we were lying down in bed, we were like, you know,
Speaker 2: ready for bed, just kind of like on our phone,
Speaker 2: and I saw it again, like I saw this notification
Speaker 2: flash and he very quickly picked up his phone and
Speaker 2: turned it off, and I was like, Okay, that's a
Speaker 2: little bit weird, right, And again I didn't I didn't
Speaker 2: want to jump to conclusions because I mean, it could
Speaker 2: be anything. Could be work, it could be whatever, but
Speaker 2: it was still bothering me the next day, so I
Speaker 2: got a brainwave and I don't know if it was
Speaker 2: a good idea, but it was definitely an idea that
Speaker 2: I ran with and I went ahead and I downloaded
Speaker 2: Tinder onto my own phone and I made fake profile picture.
Speaker 2: I said my name was Bailey, and I found Chris.
Speaker 2: He was on Tinder. Matched Yeah, yeah, So I matched
Speaker 2: with him, as you know, Bailey, And at first I
Speaker 2: didn't do anything about it. It was just sort of like,
Speaker 2: you know, a gotcha moment, like I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: he was on here and he matched with me. So
Speaker 2: finally though, I mustered up the strength to message him,
Speaker 2: and he was honestly just really nice. He wasn't weird,
Speaker 2: he wasn't aggressive, he was just super kind. He didn't
Speaker 2: ask me for nudes, he didn't like be like, you know,
Speaker 2: let's hook up or anything. He did. It seemed like
Speaker 2: he just wanted to talk. So, as Bailey, we start
Speaker 2: talking together, and I knew that I should be like
Speaker 2: super pissed about this, as as Laura, as now my
Speaker 2: two personalities, like as myself.
Speaker 12: He should have been pissed, and I.
Speaker 2: Kind of was, but I really just wanted to see
Speaker 2: where this was going. So you know, I go into
Speaker 2: Bailey mode and started talking back to him and the truths.
Speaker 10: I kind of got.
Speaker 2: Addicted to it, like that little adrenaline rush, you know.
Speaker 2: And after a while of chatting over like the period
Speaker 2: of a couple of weeks, I knew when he'd leaves
Speaker 2: the room to message her as me Bailey, you know,
Speaker 2: and I you know, kind of wait for the look
Speaker 2: on his face after he read whatever eye slash Bailey
Speaker 2: had sent him, and it was, you know, it was
Speaker 2: a little bit cute. It kind of felt like that
Speaker 2: new relationship, like you know, when you're excited to talk
Speaker 2: to somebody, Like that's that's how he appeared a little bit.
Speaker 2: That's kind of how I felt. But you know, at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, it's still it's cheating. He
Speaker 2: doesn't know that it's me.
Speaker 3: He thinks you're someone else, though.
Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't exactly exactly, and so that's my dilemma,
Speaker 2: Like I realized, I'll let it go too far. But
Speaker 2: like it was just really nice to kind of see
Speaker 2: my husband in a new light that wasn't and it
Speaker 2: wasn't like I said it wasn't super gross or credatory.
Speaker 2: It seems like he just really does like talking to Bailey,
Speaker 2: But I don't know what he's doing with other people
Speaker 2: on Twitter, and that really eats that me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, accepting it. I think there's really one big takeaway here, honestly,
Speaker 4: is that I think roleplay maybe something that is exciting
Speaker 4: for you. I mean, I'm serious. It sounds like that's
Speaker 4: something that may work for you guys, once you get
Speaker 4: to the bottom of what's actually happening.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope we get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm it kind of depends on what else
Speaker 2: is going on on there.
Speaker 1: You note, I mean, you already told us what grocery
Speaker 1: store you guys are rewards card members at. So we'll
Speaker 1: call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
Speaker 1: and say that he's this month's big winner of flowers
Speaker 1: from our Florida a farm to be sitting to wherever
Speaker 1: he wants.
Speaker 3: We'll see if he sends us to you or to
Speaker 3: somebody else.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, place, don't come back get your
Speaker 1: to Catch a Cheater next. If you're just joining us
Speaker 1: for today's to Catch a Cheater Laura is on the
Speaker 1: phone and she thinks that her husband of five years, Chris,
Speaker 1: might be messing around. So in a few minutes, we're
Speaker 1: gonna call him and see if we can catch him
Speaker 1: by pretending to be from the grocery store that they
Speaker 1: are reward card members at and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers
Speaker 1: delivered from our Florida department. We'll see if he sends
Speaker 1: those to his wife, Laura or to somebody else before
Speaker 1: we do that, Laura, don't you catch everybody up on
Speaker 1: your situation.
Speaker 2: I think that my husband may be cheating on me
Speaker 2: because I saw a Tinder notification on his phone, and
Speaker 2: in order to find out, I made a fake profile.
Speaker 2: I said my name was the girl Daily. She doesn't fist.
Speaker 2: I made her up, and he started chatting with her.
Speaker 2: But it hasn't gone beyond just talking. So I don't
Speaker 2: know if he's doing anything else on Tinder. I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on. I just know that he's been
Speaker 2: talking to me as a girl named Daily, and I
Speaker 2: want to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 4: You ready for us to call on Yeah?
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: So here we go Hello, Hi, my name is Gorvin
Speaker 1: calling from SIRS. I was looking for our rewards card
Speaker 1: member named Chris.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, speak Chris.
Speaker 4: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this most big winner.
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Speaker 1: How long you guys been married, by the way, five years?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that's a long time. Do you ever have
Speaker 1: another one?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, Chris? This is actually the Jubil Show. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show. My name is Jubil.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hi, Chris, I'm mean. Also on the show, Hi,
Speaker 4: and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1: We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, and
Speaker 1: your wife Laura is actually on the other line, and
Speaker 1: she has some questions for you.
Speaker 2: Hey, baby, Hi, missed, took the right turn?
Speaker 12: What's happening?
Speaker 2: I just want to know if you've been with other women,
Speaker 2: or if you've thought about it, or if you're kind
Speaker 2: of leaning in that direction.
Speaker 12: I'm like on the radio right now.
Speaker 13: Well, the answer, regardless of whether I'm on the radio
Speaker 13: or not, is no, I've.
Speaker 12: Never been with anybody but you in our marriage.
Speaker 2: Do you want to be with somebody else? Is there
Speaker 2: anybody else that you've been like thinking about getting together with?
Speaker 12: No? No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: If I asked someone named Bailey, what would she say,
Speaker 2: do you know who I'm talking about? Do you know
Speaker 2: who Bailey is?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do, because I'm daily I'm Bailey. I made
Speaker 2: that account, and I've been messaging you. I saw I saw,
Speaker 2: I saw a tender on your phone. I saw a
Speaker 2: notification come up. So I made the Dailey profile. That's
Speaker 2: that's just a random photo of a random girl I
Speaker 2: found online.
Speaker 12: Okay, so we should probably like talk.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, can.
Speaker 2: We please talk right now because like, as long as
Speaker 2: we've done this much on the radio, I just like
Speaker 2: to wrap this up so I don't go through life humiliated.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well you shouldn't be humiliated. I did something very stupid. This,
Speaker 13: this character you created was the only person I've been
Speaker 13: in contact with, which is you, which is.
Speaker 12: Probably my mind was kind of blown right now.
Speaker 13: I mean, as you can see, since you were very
Speaker 13: much in on this, like I wasn't. I crossed the
Speaker 13: line by opening it, but I wasn't like being inappropriate.
Speaker 13: I've talked to no one else, no one sent anything inappropriate.
Speaker 13: I've not gotten anything inappropriate from anybody. I was just chatting,
Speaker 13: and I you know, i'd like to ironically this Dailey
Speaker 13: was and I just wanted to talk. It kind of
Speaker 13: like felt like we were just things were stale with
Speaker 13: us or something, and I wasn't looking to cheat.
Speaker 12: Look, I'm I'm really sorry.
Speaker 14: I that was extremely stupid, but I can promise you
Speaker 14: that I'm not cheating or doing anything like that. Not
Speaker 14: that this wasn't wrong, but like I didn't I didn't
Speaker 14: step out in a way that was physical or even
Speaker 14: or even like well hopefully you can attest to like
Speaker 14: wasn't even like inappropriately conversing with.
Speaker 2: Anybody, you know, all right, Well, I mean clearly there
Speaker 2: was something we both got from this, Like it was
Speaker 2: really for me in a certain way. It seems like
Speaker 2: it was thrilling for you to be able to talk
Speaker 2: to somebody else. But I feel like that's something we
Speaker 2: can work on in our relationship. Like I'm still kind
Speaker 2: of mad, but I can see what has been lacking,
Speaker 2: and I hope we can work through it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll show you all of it. You'll
Speaker 12: at least be somewhat self assured by that. But I'm
Speaker 12: really sorry.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it sounds like he wasn't cheating, but
Speaker 1: at least if he was going to, it would be
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You guys obviously got some stuff to work out, so
Speaker 3: good luck.
Speaker 4: Good luck is right.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, this was actually really helpful. I really appreciate
Speaker 2: you helping me out with this.
Speaker 15: The jubile shows what you just said is one of
Speaker 15: the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no
Speaker 15: point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close
Speaker 15: to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone
Speaker 15: in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Speaker 15: I award you no points, and may God have mercy
Speaker 15: on your silf.
Speaker 1: Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
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Speaker 1: And now it's time to get Victoria's brain all warmed
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Speaker 1: we go answer these as fast as possible. Why did
Speaker 1: the turkey cross the road? This friends are on the
Speaker 1: other side to prove he wasn't a chicken?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 3: Why did the turkey join a band.
Speaker 7: Because you wanted to?
Speaker 3: Because it had the drumsticks?
Speaker 1: What's the difference between pumpkin pie and getting busy between
Speaker 1: the sheets?
Speaker 4: WHOA, I see no difference. What I'm trying to figure
Speaker 4: it out? I know I am too.
Speaker 3: I don't know Victoria's had pumpkin pie?
Speaker 4: You verus? Victoria's coming up right after this. We'll play next.
Speaker 4: I'm stupid, you're smart, I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 7: You're the best.
Speaker 4: I'm the worst.
Speaker 7: You're very good looking.
Speaker 14: I'm not attractive, all right, as long as you're willing
Speaker 14: to admit.
Speaker 1: That It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
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Speaker 1: And let's meet today's contestant for you were a Victoria Hunter.
Speaker 4: What's up? Hunter?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 10: How good?
Speaker 3: I'm great? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah? How confident are you feeling? Hunter?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: Hopefully really hmm.
Speaker 11: If I'm being honest, I feel really confident. Every day
Speaker 11: doesn't really work out for me.
Speaker 1: I'm so confident. She could barely say the word you
Speaker 1: know that part. All right, we're gonna send Victoria out
Speaker 1: of the studio and Hunters. The game is played like this.
Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, just say pass and Victoria
Speaker 1: has to be you outright to win?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 4: All right, all right, she's outside. The door has closed.
Speaker 4: You ready, Hunter?
Speaker 12: Yes, here we go.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now.
Speaker 4: What popular dining franchise is the founder of Atari responsible for.
Speaker 2: Uh help, what, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: Both spiders of how many eyes?
Speaker 10: Two?
Speaker 4: What is the name of it? This was a Victoria.
Speaker 4: What is the name of the sport plate on ice
Speaker 4: with brooms and stones?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 9: Uh past?
Speaker 4: What was the first planet to becovered using the telescope?
Speaker 2: Pooka?
Speaker 3: What was the last?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, story back in the studio and while she's
Speaker 1: getting settled, Hunter was something you would like the world
Speaker 1: to know today?
Speaker 10: Well, I had yesterday. I was hoping to be able
Speaker 10: to tet you guys.
Speaker 12: Today I did.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet, well, congratulations. What was the surgery if you
Speaker 1: don't mind me asking?
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 4: I had to have my uh dose all reconstructed doctor
Speaker 4: and shut you born with your nose shut like all
Speaker 4: the way, like no nostrils.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, well yeah, good, definite out my nose.
Speaker 1: Oh it sounds painful. I'm glad you're I'm glad you're doing.
Speaker 1: What does it hurt right now?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: But still.
Speaker 10: There.
Speaker 4: I gotta have to take it out.
Speaker 1: And you decided to call in and play you verse
Speaker 1: Victoria today. It's a great distraction.
Speaker 3: You're a beast Hunter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well let's see how Victoria does. Hunter
Speaker 1: just got out of surgery, very painful surgery, Victoria, and
Speaker 1: you want to beat him at verse Victoria guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty rude.
Speaker 11: As that, but we act like it's not gonna be
Speaker 11: like every other day.
Speaker 4: What are some confidence? Yeah, I'm gonna win today.
Speaker 7: She's like, I don't know what to do. The other
Speaker 7: people tell me to win.
Speaker 1: You win thirty seconds sins. There as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, just say passed and you
Speaker 1: have to beat Hunter outright to win? And Hunter you
Speaker 1: can tell Victoria win to.
Speaker 9: Go all right, I'll tell you what?
Speaker 8: Ready?
Speaker 4: What popular dining French? This is the founder of Atari,
Speaker 4: responsible for uh all Garden. Most spiders have? How many eyes?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 13: Two?
Speaker 4: Three? What is the name of the sport played on
Speaker 4: ice with brooms and stones?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 4: Stones? What?
Speaker 7: Hockey?
Speaker 4: What was the first planet to be scovered using discovered
Speaker 4: using the telescope?
Speaker 7: You know youriness?
Speaker 4: Which animal is the symbol of wisdom in many cultures?
Speaker 7: Animal? A dog?
Speaker 4: Wait? That's not wait?
Speaker 7: Wait wait I don't think I wait.
Speaker 4: I wanted him one answer? You can't three elephant?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you got that in all lit send
Speaker 1: it over the scoreboard and see how you guys did
Speaker 1: with our scoreboard.
Speaker 5: Producer Brad Hunter got one correct, and Victoria also got
Speaker 5: one correct.
Speaker 3: Hunter, you know what that means.
Speaker 6: You won.
Speaker 10: Good Victoria.
Speaker 1: You got one hundred dollars if card to Macy's. Let's
Speaker 1: get the edges now with Nina Atari. The founder of
Speaker 1: Atari is responsible for Chuck e Cheese.
Speaker 7: What spiders?
Speaker 4: Most spiders have eight eyes were played on ice with
Speaker 4: brooms and stones is curling. The first planet to be
Speaker 4: discovered using the telescope is Uranus. And you got that right.
Speaker 4: The animal symbol of wisdom in many cultures is actually
Speaker 4: the owl.
Speaker 7: Ooh, the owl does kind of check out?
Speaker 4: Why owl?
Speaker 1: It's just that vie, you know, on a swivel. Hunter,
Speaker 1: thank you for playing. And I hope your nose heels up.
Speaker 1: It's the first time I've ever said that in your life.
Speaker 1: Felt great, actually, So I hope that thing heals up nice.
Speaker 1: And you got two good nostrils.
Speaker 9: And I've been.
Speaker 1: I want it for you. Play you for Victoria the
Speaker 1: same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
Speaker 1: to play Victoria, just d m us at the Jebel
Speaker 1: Show or go to the Jebelshow dot com.
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Speaker 1: Riley is on the phone today for our first date
Speaker 1: follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Michael.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
Speaker 1: see if you tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
Speaker 1: get her another date.
Speaker 3: But first, Riley, how long has it been since you
Speaker 3: talked to Michael?
Speaker 2: It's been about a week.
Speaker 4: Have you reached out to him at all?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I've tried calling and texting, but you don't
Speaker 2: want to do it too much, you know, right, but
Speaker 2: that I should get a response.
Speaker 7: So could he'd just be having a busy week. I
Speaker 7: can't help but ask that whenever it's like.
Speaker 2: A week, no, Because before we were supposed to go out,
Speaker 2: you know, we talked quite a bit, and then after
Speaker 2: we were scheduled to go out, it was like he
Speaker 2: just was m I A.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can tell the difference for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Why don't you tell us about how you met him
Speaker 4: and like how the date went?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we met on Bumble and I noticed that
Speaker 2: he lives close to a pub you know that I
Speaker 2: usually do too, It's right near my work, and so
Speaker 2: we messaged and we planned on you know, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: we talked a little bit it seemed really good. I
Speaker 2: like jazz. I grew up you know, my dad loved jazz,
Speaker 2: so I grew up that way. So he had this
Speaker 2: whole evening planned we were going to go to a
Speaker 2: jazz club. And that morning I got sick, like food
Speaker 2: bois me I breakfast. Yeah, it was really bad. So
Speaker 2: I text him and just said, hey, you know, I'm sick,
Speaker 2: can't make it. And you know I wasn't going to
Speaker 2: go into detail. You don't want to know details. And
Speaker 2: ever since then, I mean, no response at all, and
Speaker 2: this whole week, you know, I kind of hey, how
Speaker 2: are you can we you know, schedule another date and nothing.
Speaker 4: So well, how did he react when you said you
Speaker 4: were sick?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 4: He just didn't respond to you or was he.
Speaker 2: Like, oh respond, No, it didn't respond at all, which
Speaker 2: was really weird because before that, you know, he was
Speaker 2: so sweet. We did talk a lot, you know, got
Speaker 2: to know each other through text, you know how that
Speaker 2: goes back and forth. And I mean he's super hot.
Speaker 2: I'm not shabby, I would say, but yeah, it was
Speaker 2: just really nice and great conversation and he seemed super sweet.
Speaker 2: And then I mean I wasn't going to go obviously
Speaker 2: you're not going to force yourself to go. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying that it was very bad. And you know, I
Speaker 2: figured at least he would say, oh, I'm sorry, how
Speaker 2: about we reschedule or text me when you feel better?
Speaker 2: But absolutely nothing, like, no no response, no thumbs up.
Speaker 2: I mean I would have even taken an emoji. But
Speaker 2: you know, because at least they acknowledge that, you know,
Speaker 2: whether good or bad. Sometimes you just want to say,
Speaker 2: just answer, you know, just the answer, no matter what
Speaker 2: you say, just the answer, and.
Speaker 1: Nothing is there anything that you can think of? There
Speaker 1: would be a reason for him the ghost you, I mean,
Speaker 1: other than being sick. You know, I wonder if you
Speaker 1: like had other girls on the roster.
Speaker 11: Oh so whenever she said she's sick, he like picked
Speaker 11: out another one.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I just wonder because I mean, when you were
Speaker 4: playing the apps, you know, like not everybody is just
Speaker 4: focused on one person.
Speaker 7: Now what you think of when someone's sick, Nina, I
Speaker 7: don't know, Oh he says a roster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're talking to the girl that accused somebody
Speaker 4: of faking his illness not to see me. So yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know. I might jump to those conclusions I'm not.
Speaker 4: I don't know that that's for sure what happened, but
Speaker 4: it's kind of bizarre just not to respond at all.
Speaker 2: Centrely men on Bumble, that might be actually really getting
Speaker 2: something good reason.
Speaker 3: Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: All play a song come Back, and then call him
Speaker 1: and see ifa tell us why he's ghosting you and
Speaker 1: maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, all right, well
Speaker 1: play song come back and get your first day follow
Speaker 1: up next in the moddle of your first date follow
Speaker 1: up if you're just joining us. Riley is on the phone.
Speaker 1: She's getting ghosted by a guy named Michael, and she
Speaker 1: has no idea why. So in a second we're gonna
Speaker 1: call him and see if it tell us why he's
Speaker 1: a ghost singer and maybe get her another date.
Speaker 3: But first, Riley, why don't you catch us up on
Speaker 3: your situation?
Speaker 2: Well, basically, we met on Bumble. It has gone great,
Speaker 2: lots of conversation. We were supposed to meet for a date,
Speaker 2: and I got sick that morning and like really bad
Speaker 2: food poisoning, and so I text him told him I
Speaker 2: was sick and been ghosted ever since.
Speaker 4: That's so weird.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll see what the deal is. But yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: well are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, okay, hello him?
Speaker 3: I asking to Michael please.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you see hey man, how are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jewble. I'm calling from a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called the Jebel Show. Hi, Michael, I'm Nina also
Speaker 1: on the Jebel Show. Hi, I'm vik sure you.
Speaker 12: Oh are you guys?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Sounds like you listen to the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here and there?
Speaker 1: Okay, sweet, here and there is a great way to listen.
Speaker 1: Well we're calling you today, now that's true. Have you
Speaker 1: heard of a first a follow up before?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool? Well what did you say if I told
Speaker 1: you that you're you're currently the star of one?
Speaker 2: How is that possible?
Speaker 12: I'm gonna dating a while.
Speaker 4: I just like it.
Speaker 1: There is somebody that emailed us and told us that
Speaker 1: you're ghosting them, and they want to know why.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 16: I mean, I wouldn't necessarily call it ghosting.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 16: That's what this is about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know who it is?
Speaker 2: Riley?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is Riley.
Speaker 1: She emailed us said that she really liked you, and
Speaker 1: you guys are all set to go out and then
Speaker 1: she got sick, and then you ghosted her.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 16: I wouldn't necessarily characterize it as ghosting, but I mean
Speaker 16: we talked for a while and we you know, put
Speaker 16: together a date and you know, for whatever reason, she
Speaker 16: either chose to not want to go, or she met
Speaker 16: somebody else, or she had a better offer. I who knows,
Speaker 16: but she decided not to go. And you know, I'm
Speaker 16: not going to dwell on it.
Speaker 12: I'm over it.
Speaker 16: You know, there's other people out there, and you know,
Speaker 16: I really don't need this right now.
Speaker 12: I don't play games.
Speaker 4: So you receive a text that says, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 4: can't make it. I'm sick, And do you feel like
Speaker 4: you can't deal with that?
Speaker 2: Well, it's the first date, sure, so but I you know,
Speaker 2: I mean I was legitimately sick.
Speaker 3: Right, Michael Riley. She's actually on the phone listening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh Riley?
Speaker 12: Hi, I mean hi, Hi, So you were sick? I
Speaker 12: I I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't play games. It was I That's why I
Speaker 2: text you. I'm like, I'm sick. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: tell you what was going on physically. That's that's not cool,
Speaker 2: that's not I mean no, So I just figured you
Speaker 2: would be okay, that's fuck. How about we reschedule and
Speaker 2: go out again because we were hitting it off.
Speaker 16: I mean, okay, so you assume that I was thinking
Speaker 16: something else, that's.
Speaker 14: You, not me.
Speaker 16: Maybe I would have wanted to know something, so yeah,
Speaker 16: I mean listen, so I would totally you know, I
Speaker 16: mean that's your assuming, that's you.
Speaker 2: So I would have been open to it, but maybe
Speaker 2: I would have wanted to.
Speaker 12: Know, you know, the details.
Speaker 2: Do you ever think that well, I don't think that
Speaker 2: you want to know that I was going to the
Speaker 2: bathroom like every so often. That's not something that you.
Speaker 12: That's TM I not.
Speaker 16: I didn't hear that part, but it would have been nice,
Speaker 16: know you know, hey, you know it wouldn't be good
Speaker 16: like just a one line text.
Speaker 2: You know, it didn't you know, it just didn't feel
Speaker 2: I don't know if she'll be open to it.
Speaker 1: You know, if you're not going to be okay, cool,
Speaker 1: then Michael, you'd like to go on another date with Riley?
Speaker 3: Will pay for it?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, most definitely cool.
Speaker 4: Riley, congratulations, you got another date?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Sweet? Congratulations.
Speaker 4: I guess maybe respond to text messages and you don't
Speaker 4: have that problem. Jeuble's first date follow up.
Speaker 2: Like this is gone, That's gone, That's gone, Strawberry, what
Speaker 2: did you do?
Speaker 3: That's a pig?
Speaker 1: They got too drunk and started eating everything in the house.
Speaker 1: Viral which one of us got too drunk and started
Speaker 1: eating everything in the house And you'll find out. And
Speaker 1: we check in with the Jubil Show right after this.
Speaker 1: It's the Gebil Show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bell and the ready in everyone.
Speaker 1: The biggest skiff would be from me and the cod
Speaker 1: attached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
Speaker 1: of characters, and the Jewbel Show is no different.
Speaker 3: Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
Speaker 1: And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
Speaker 1: who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
Speaker 1: door and pops by to ask if we have any
Speaker 1: large leather gloves she can borrow because she recently purchased
Speaker 1: a falcon on the dark web, but it won't be ready,
Speaker 1: but the leather gloves she ordered from Amazon will be
Speaker 1: here for a few weeks and she needs her falcony gloves.
Speaker 3: Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 4: He's nice when his talents are sharp. And then there's
Speaker 4: producer Brad he's a dad. Hey, that's me.
Speaker 1: And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the
Speaker 1: Jebel Show and this is the time of week where
Speaker 1: we check in with the show. And she was going going.
Speaker 3: On with our lives and then it's up with you this week.
Speaker 4: So I think there's a lot of weird things going
Speaker 4: on with me.
Speaker 1: But do.
Speaker 4: You ever go and analyze your dreams?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: I try not to all the time. Yeah, So I've
Speaker 4: been having these really weird dreams. They're reoccurring dreams about
Speaker 4: bobby pins, Like I kind of pins, bobby pins that
Speaker 4: you put in your hair, Like, why am I dreaming
Speaker 4: about bobby pins? Finding bobby pins? Garbage cans overflowing with
Speaker 4: bobby pins?
Speaker 1: This is like a thing you're like more than one night,
Speaker 1: you've dreamt about bobby pins.
Speaker 4: More than one night I've dreamt about it. So I
Speaker 4: started doing research about about bobby pins and what it
Speaker 4: means when you dream about them, and then apparently it
Speaker 4: symbolizes your need to pull yourself together to be more presentable,
Speaker 4: and then also maybe a way that you're changing your
Speaker 4: self image or your approach to your self image in
Speaker 4: your appearance, I'm like, geez, between this and my obsession
Speaker 4: with true crime, like am I having a melt?
Speaker 7: You are telling you to get it together.
Speaker 4: The weird part this is like I fully feel like
Speaker 4: I'm together. You walk around, but your subconscious is a
Speaker 4: really crazy place. It's like, where's a bobby pin? We
Speaker 4: need a bobby bobby pins in this make it to
Speaker 4: make it. I don't know. I feel pretty happy and fine,
Speaker 4: but I'm bakdo. I'm talking about bobby pins and now
Speaker 4: you know that's what it means.
Speaker 3: Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 7: Well, guys, I'm pretty proud of myself.
Speaker 11: I figured out what's wrong with my garage door clicker.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Victoria has been having a lot of problems getting out
Speaker 1: of the garage.
Speaker 4: It's been the privileged excuse. So why she's late?
Speaker 3: Well, hey, some with a new excuse. Now that's slain.
Speaker 7: Yeah, dang it.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what was the clicker that had a problem.
Speaker 4: I thought it was the door. No, well, I thought
Speaker 4: it was both operator.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: To be fair, yes, I need to change the battery,
Speaker 11: but it might defense the button was still clicking red.
Speaker 11: So I was like, I don't need to change the battery.
Speaker 11: Obviously the battery is still working. And then I changed it,
Speaker 11: just like whatever, we're.
Speaker 7: Going to change it.
Speaker 11: See that does anything, not expecting a single thing to change.
Speaker 11: And it works now, didn't it the other day? Yes,
Speaker 11: it hit my car and I was dumb and I
Speaker 11: was like, hey, bro, take her out to tender first.
Speaker 7: The hits the back white car.
Speaker 4: She was by herself in a garage talking to the door.
Speaker 1: My neighbors are like, there's a really weird woman living here.
Speaker 1: Can we get hurt? You know, maybe there's a better
Speaker 1: place for her, somewhe where they can watch her.
Speaker 11: Honestly, they probably haven't think that because I've been jumping
Speaker 11: the fence to get into my She's coming.
Speaker 6: Flick.
Speaker 3: This's crazy life, breaking your own apartment.
Speaker 7: How's supposed to get the garage door open?
Speaker 11: I gotta go to the fuse box, which is in
Speaker 11: the garage, So I jumped the fence to get into
Speaker 11: the garage.
Speaker 3: Them or change the battery in their mouth.
Speaker 4: I have a picture of that. She sent it to me.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, look everybody, it's our social media producer Gabby
Speaker 1: stopping by.
Speaker 7: Hey, I'm good.
Speaker 18: I had I had a bout of road rage this
Speaker 18: week actually, and so I got cut off on the
Speaker 18: freeway and I don't usually get road rage, but this
Speaker 18: particular one really upset me.
Speaker 7: And I was like, what the heck man?
Speaker 4: So I gave what I gave her thumbs down.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 18: Finger was a little too aggressive, So I gave her a.
Speaker 17: Storm and thumbs down, put my hands up, like what
Speaker 17: and she I saw her in the mirror. She put
Speaker 17: up her finger, not the finger you're thinking, her pointer finger,
Speaker 17: and she shook it at me like uh uh uh.
Speaker 1: It's the most polite I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: Thumbs down to that move, tiss.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so sorry I had to go through that.
Speaker 2: I know it.
Speaker 3: Gets wedless some of you. This week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my apartment floed in, so the firefighters had to
Speaker 5: come in to do an inspection of everything because they've
Speaker 5: ripped out my ceilings and walls and all that stuff.
Speaker 4: And the firefighter said, my alarms are too old. Why
Speaker 4: I just said they're too old? I'm like, they weren't.
Speaker 5: Fine, He's just a bigot an alarmist.
Speaker 3: Oh what, Victoria is still sunned by that one.
Speaker 4: I don't get it either. I saw this.
Speaker 5: I was trying to make a dentist appointment. Do you
Speaker 5: realize they only have one time, but you can get
Speaker 5: a dentist appointment. Yeah, it's two thirty.
Speaker 3: Wow, I knew that was coming.
Speaker 4: So much. You're very welcome to you. Well, what's going
Speaker 4: on in your life?
Speaker 3: What's going on in my life?
Speaker 1: Is I am going to start wearing nothing but bell
Speaker 1: bottom jeans?
Speaker 4: Why? Y? Yes? Why?
Speaker 1: I wore bell bottoms from my Halloween costume. And there's
Speaker 1: a certain kind of swag that you have when you
Speaker 1: wear bell bombs.
Speaker 3: I had no idea.
Speaker 1: I put them on and my hips were swiveland like
Speaker 1: I was Sasha, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know what is it? The cut of the bell
Speaker 4: bottom is it?
Speaker 3: It was just a vibe.
Speaker 1: I don't I literally I put him on and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is why dudes in the seventies
Speaker 1: were so dope. It gives you a like it does
Speaker 1: something to your lower half. If you wore a mel
Speaker 1: bottoms text in four one or six one and agree
Speaker 1: with me because you know it has that's kind.
Speaker 4: Of true actually, because you want to see him sway
Speaker 4: at the bottom, so.
Speaker 1: Your butt with them, Yeah, my butt, My butt is
Speaker 1: never wiggled in any other pair of pants before ever,
Speaker 1: even if I try, it doesn't wiggle. And then I
Speaker 1: put it on bell bottoms, automatic wiggle. I think there's
Speaker 1: the congratulations in order here. Yeah, yeah, congratulations. That's a
Speaker 1: wiggling booty and I think you should keep doing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I got to grow my chest hair out
Speaker 1: and start wearing big butterfly collars as well.
Speaker 14: What.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can grow it anymore because
Speaker 1: I've had it shaved for a while, but now it's
Speaker 1: time to be burly, because you're not.
Speaker 3: What I'm Harry. Actually I just shave it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Takes a long time.
Speaker 4: I just learned something new about Jewbil and how much
Speaker 4: time he spends doing it.
Speaker 3: It's a long time, just like I dread it.
Speaker 4: I'm Persian, I get it. I don't have the patience.
Speaker 1: It's tough, it's really it's it's like a five hour shower.
Speaker 5: Is that why you work out so much so that
Speaker 5: you can like reach all places?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 4: Why I was thinking of her agonomics, I was like,
Speaker 4: how do you even read sense? Sort of wearing bilbombs?
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I'm bindy. Time for Nina's what's
Speaker 1: trending a.
Speaker 4: Lot to talk about Sabrina Carpenter today, and I'm talking
Speaker 4: about her for a reason because she's kind of taken
Speaker 4: the place of Taylor Swift as the artist who has
Speaker 4: registered the most new voters for the twenty twenty four
Speaker 4: presidential election. Wow in the world. Yeah, I think it
Speaker 4: is pretty cool too.
Speaker 1: So honestly in this position and it's her putting a ballot,
Speaker 1: but like in the shorts.
Speaker 4: Curtay, so then they're like said, up here, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: but you credit that.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I guess there were some I don't know if she
Speaker 4: had people actually registering at her shows, but there's somehow
Speaker 4: there was a way for them to monitor how many
Speaker 4: people actually did it after her encouraging them at her shows.
Speaker 4: That's great. Interesting. Yeah, so that was a big message
Speaker 4: for her. And still on the topic of Sabrina, her
Speaker 4: Man is making news. So her Man Barry. I kill
Speaker 4: his last name every time celebrity. Yeah, what is it is?
Speaker 7: Kyogan? Isn't that Yogan?
Speaker 4: I don't He's Irish. He was one of the stars
Speaker 4: in the movie Saltburn that got a lot of attention
Speaker 4: this year. And if you haven't seen Saltburn, you might
Speaker 4: have heard of at least a couple of the scenes
Speaker 4: that went pretty viral, one of them being at the
Speaker 4: end he does this dance where he doesn't have any
Speaker 4: clothes on and you see all things. So on this
Speaker 4: particular podcast where he was talking about himself, he wanted
Speaker 4: to make it clear for those people that were believing
Speaker 4: that during his dance that he was enhanced. You see
Speaker 4: what I'm saying that. No, he's saying that he was not. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that was even if you were, you wouldn't say you were.
Speaker 4: He just thought it was funny that people were saying that.
Speaker 4: He's like, no, no, it was all me, so.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't have to guess if I did that scene.
Speaker 3: You need glasses.
Speaker 5: That way should have helped that guy out.
Speaker 3: Have made it like poor dude, arat got that very
Speaker 3: guy and you're.
Speaker 7: To do it.
Speaker 4: And other very happy news. There's a new baby hippo
Speaker 4: for fans to love. Oh you know how everybody's been
Speaker 4: obsessed with little Moodang who has a cute, little slimy,
Speaker 4: pygmy hippo.
Speaker 7: Okay, when what is so cute?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I follow Moodang. But now there's a new one.
Speaker 4: But they called this one haggis poor thing is got
Speaker 4: the worst name of all time. But it was born
Speaker 4: in Scotland at the Edinborough Zoo. So Hagis, though, isn't
Speaker 4: that that food that's like intestines?
Speaker 11: Wait wee, yeah, I believe so wow, Yeah that's intestine
Speaker 11: foe I know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a blood.
Speaker 11: Something men's sheep's heart, liver and lungs mixed with oatmeal, onion,
Speaker 11: sunset spices and salt.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you for the cool So that is this
Speaker 4: new little baby hippo's name is Haggis. You guys, pigmy
Speaker 4: hippos are so cute. If you don't have them on
Speaker 4: your for you page, figure that out because in the
Speaker 4: middle of the day when things are going wrong and
Speaker 4: you just need to look at something to make you smile,
Speaker 4: a slimy baby.
Speaker 5: Hippo will do your Buy hippo as a pet you want,
Speaker 5: just spends how you spend, how much you want to spend,
Speaker 5: and where you want.
Speaker 3: To buy it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dark Web, But I don't know, but they actually
Speaker 4: are endangered species. I didn't know. So pigmy hippos are
Speaker 4: really having a movement and I love it. And if
Speaker 4: I hope this helps you today, too. Just think that's
Speaker 4: the deadliest land mammal. What do you mean, but this
Speaker 4: is a pigmy, it's a baby.
Speaker 1: I mean I still wouldn't mess with the pigmy hipo.
Speaker 1: If big hippos are the deadliest, why are they deadly?
Speaker 1: They don't eat people?
Speaker 3: They are the deadliest? Yeah, mess you up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just watch it like when they're angry, to
Speaker 4: think about what it would do if that was a head.
Speaker 4: The last day moodang is famous though, because she runs
Speaker 4: around and bites everybody.
Speaker 1: There you go, She's just not a big so it's cute. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's like track. You know, the relions wouldn't be as cute.
Speaker 4: Accurate. That's what's trending.
Speaker 6: Gubeles dirty little secret.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, you haven't little secre?
Speaker 10: Oh yes, I'm trying to figure out which want to
Speaker 10: tell you? Okay, a horrible person sometimes. Now either I
Speaker 10: can tell you about how my mother and I had
Speaker 10: slipped with my sister and husband.
Speaker 7: Wait both of y'all saw with their brother.
Speaker 4: You're like at the same time my brother in law.
Speaker 2: Yeah wait, I have like a three.
Speaker 5: The reason with your mom thr post your marriage to
Speaker 5: the brother.
Speaker 10: I'm still married to my husband and he is still
Speaker 10: married to his wife. My brother is, my husband's sister is,
Speaker 10: but so yeah, they're still married.
Speaker 2: We are still married.
Speaker 4: Just before after the marriages is what I'm asking after.
Speaker 10: Like me and the brother in law, we had a
Speaker 10: thing for a while, like you guys are having an affair, yes,
Speaker 10: and then your side j.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: One time yeah, and then it was kind of like
Speaker 2: a goodbye hrah thing.
Speaker 7: You know, we're done.
Speaker 4: Your mother huh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why, but it happened.
Speaker 4: What does Thanksgiving look like around there?
Speaker 2: Okay? Also we hold each other now, so.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I would imagine what that alcohol start flowing.
Speaker 4: Everybody's going to be honest.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: I have a going hello, hello, Hey, what's up? You
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have a dirty little secret that.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows.
Speaker 9: I don't want to kids and they're like, oh.
Speaker 7: It's probably because of blah blah blah.
Speaker 8: But it's really because of my niece and nephew because
Speaker 8: they are crazy and they're there high energy, and there's
Speaker 8: always a problem, and my sister is always complaining about
Speaker 8: the things.
Speaker 9: She can't do like go to Hawaii or like even
Speaker 9: like this, like a simple girl's night. She has to
Speaker 9: like stay home and watch the kids. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 9: I don't want kids because of that, But nobody knows
Speaker 9: it's it's strictly because of my niece and nephew because
Speaker 9: they're so annoying.
Speaker 3: All right, well, thank you for your Jurg's little secret.
Speaker 2: Of course, have a good one, you do.
Speaker 7: What's your party little secret?