Speaker 1: Meg Ryan, Richard Gear, Richard Gear, Michelle Pfeiffer.
Speaker 2: Michelle, can I do mister? Okay, that's fine. I was
Speaker 2: gonna get wrong anyway. I asked to do one. Hey
Speaker 2: is there a delay?
Speaker 1: Can you not hear me? There is a little delay,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I hope so.
Speaker 3: I hope so because I asked to do one, and
Speaker 3: I think Danny would have liked to see me do one.
Speaker 4: I would whisper to me, it's not doing one. It's
Speaker 4: just like that. Those are they've kind of been with
Speaker 4: us from the beginning.
Speaker 1: Those are our guys. That's it. That's our core for
Speaker 1: improved the meetings being recorded.
Speaker 2: I'm going to approve that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have it. Transcribe it to the AI. Write everything down.
Speaker 3: I'd like the AI assistant to describe what's happening. Actually,
Speaker 3: you know what, that's a good idea, Kevin. Can you
Speaker 3: run the AI assistant during this and then maybe the
Speaker 3: last two minutes of the episode can be you describing
Speaker 3: back to us what the AI assistant things was happening.
Speaker 1: This would be helpful, I think, And we publish that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just make that the podcast.
Speaker 4: I mean you like you've done like it can happen. Like,
Speaker 4: you can take your ideas, you can translate them, you
Speaker 4: can put that in a book.
Speaker 1: If they're good. If they're good, Yeah, that's the the if.
Speaker 1: That's the if.
Speaker 4: Danny McBride, thank you for joining us today. The book
Speaker 4: is thrilling tales of modern men on is it shelves
Speaker 4: or is it just kind of one shelf and they
Speaker 4: come to the book.
Speaker 1: I think we're going to find one centrally located shelf
Speaker 1: and people will have to find their way there. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you just you save on a lot of shipping and uh.
Speaker 1: It creates that communal experience.
Speaker 4: People are like gathered around, they're they're talking about the book.
Speaker 4: They're like maybe kind of pushing each other a little bit.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're copies. Yeah, good place to do a little fretage.
Speaker 1: I'd get in that line. Yeah, was that Richie who
Speaker 1: said that? Get in lunechie, Richie.
Speaker 3: I leave the studio for five minutes and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden you get real brave in. Then I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what you were not chiming in without being asked
Speaker 3: when I was by what.
Speaker 2: Kind of ship are you running?
Speaker 1: Richie?
Speaker 2: This is some of the modern masculinity that you don't
Speaker 2: see anymore.
Speaker 1: No, So this is actually I'm so glad you're here.
Speaker 1: This is what we wanted to talk about.
Speaker 4: Richie did text me on the way and that he
Speaker 4: was feeling froggy today, okay, and he was getting ready
Speaker 4: to hop And I think we're seeing that now.
Speaker 1: I'm hopping all over the place. You Danny. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: we go back a little bit. We have for a
Speaker 1: long time. For a long time. You started. You and
Speaker 1: I worked the other the first time in what the
Speaker 1: third season of each fourth season when it got good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were the third, weren't you.
Speaker 4: They brought me in the third to like do emergency
Speaker 4: surgery on it. Yes, yes, And then they brought me
Speaker 4: in for the fourth. Yeah, they're me Amy. I brought
Speaker 4: you in, Amy and Steve and it was really it
Speaker 4: was Steve Baker.
Speaker 1: I said, we need help, we need help, and uh,
Speaker 1: and they get They brought us you and I and
Speaker 1: I said, I think that was easy.
Speaker 3: I think I had a give just to say I
Speaker 3: would obviously a huge fan of the show, love what
Speaker 3: Hayes did on the show, love what you did on
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 2: And I think I had something at that point.
Speaker 3: Which is just unfortunate because it would have been fun
Speaker 3: for all three of us to work together. That what
Speaker 3: I'm already feeling actually that this, you know, the dynamic.
Speaker 2: Is and maybe we find something.
Speaker 1: It was weird and was like, I have no friends.
Speaker 1: I have no one that would be good at this
Speaker 1: job except for me. It's really a strange way. You asked.
Speaker 1: I said, are the other guys like you that are
Speaker 1: really funny and know what they're doing? And you're like,
Speaker 1: I can't name one. Unfortunately no.
Speaker 4: And at the time, like you said, Sean had another
Speaker 4: thing going. He was you're making your album, and I
Speaker 4: think that was what you needed to do in that moment.
Speaker 1: It was kind of stump spun the record, Danny, I
Speaker 1: haven't I'm curious what was the genre.
Speaker 3: Well, Hayes is just telling you it was like a
Speaker 3: stomp kind of. It was stomp adjacent, Okay, it wasn't
Speaker 3: as forceful as stomp.
Speaker 1: So you were like banging pots and not banging, not banging, playing.
Speaker 2: Kind of tapping pots and pads.
Speaker 1: Tapping Okay, okay, yeah, clanging.
Speaker 3: I had a broom that I would just kind of
Speaker 3: poke at, but I wouldn't do the whole like.
Speaker 1: Charge you have to find a way to make yourself
Speaker 1: different from the stomp guys. It's dangerous what they do, like,
Speaker 1: you could never know that. It kills, does it?
Speaker 2: It kills legs and hands?
Speaker 4: I bet it's a lot of moving around you can
Speaker 4: kill because they have to get to the back of
Speaker 4: the house. But imagine for your ears right next to it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and so you're feeling those can cuss of blows. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it fucking kills. I see, it's dangerous works bye. But
Speaker 4: I've watched you over the years get asked in interviews
Speaker 4: about modern masculinity. What's going on with young men? Yes,
Speaker 4: these days?
Speaker 1: We got an album and I want to give you
Speaker 1: the opportunity to finally say what you really feel, which
Speaker 1: is that we're all very fragile. We're all so fragile,
Speaker 1: fragiles right here in this room.
Speaker 2: Can I say this? A lot of these, you know,
Speaker 2: modern men are anything but no.
Speaker 1: Some some of are antiquated, we would say, right old timey.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are fucking poosies. Yes poosies. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: full blown poosies.
Speaker 4: And that includes every single guy that works on this show.
Speaker 1: Yes, poosies all show.
Speaker 2: Tang your acquaintance it's.
Speaker 1: One poosy after another in here. Is that a requirement
Speaker 1: for the hiring of people? It seems like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: must shook out that way.
Speaker 2: But it's something in the water man, something I'm giving off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw this fragile masculinity exuding. I could smell
Speaker 1: it walking on the hallway. To be honest with you. Nope,
Speaker 1: it's fragile masculinity. And it starts with Richie right here.
Speaker 1: What he sorry?
Speaker 4: So Richie just said I am what I eat. He
Speaker 4: got stepped on a little bit. But I'm actually gonna
Speaker 4: go so much the room so much he became one.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the natural revolution for a lot of people
Speaker 1: that find themselves as poosies these days.
Speaker 4: They ate so much of it it got in the bloodstream,
Speaker 4: make some fragile. And so I think we just go
Speaker 4: one by one today through the crew here. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we just we right some wrongs that have been
Speaker 4: done over the years to them by their parents and families.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of old wounds in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you mind scrubbing in for surgery, doctor McBride.
Speaker 1: I think I'm ready bring them to me.
Speaker 4: I might not be as equipped to talk about this today,
Speaker 4: I just got my tea drained. Really, I don't talk
Speaker 4: about it that you know this about me, but I
Speaker 4: have giga tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lots of that. That's an excess of tea, right,
Speaker 1: excessive tea. And so it is it is it comes.
Speaker 4: I squirt basically and so like I squirt pure tea,
Speaker 4: you like.
Speaker 1: Lack date, like out of your breads. Where does it
Speaker 1: squirt from? It squirts out of it has created a
Speaker 1: new orifice, oh sick underneath. So I lift up the
Speaker 1: kind there maintenance required after the leakage? Do you have
Speaker 1: to do some clean up? So I try.
Speaker 4: I try to avoid, to be proactive rather than reactive.
Speaker 4: You milk it, I get it. I basically get it
Speaker 4: tapped like a maple tree. Beautiful, and so I I
Speaker 4: donate that you donate.
Speaker 1: I was wondering what you were gonna do with this
Speaker 1: exs t You can give it to people.
Speaker 4: Great, it's it's it is pure. They call it cam
Speaker 4: a mile tea because you it's the If you have it,
Speaker 4: you can wear full on mossy oak duck camo wow
Speaker 4: and run and no one will see you.
Speaker 1: And then almost a whole mile wow wow.
Speaker 4: And then they do see you because the way you're
Speaker 4: running is not it's not like anything that's ever existed
Speaker 4: on the earth before you. And there's no you're not
Speaker 4: wearing an orange vest, so you are getting shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like there.
Speaker 3: I like to if I could jump in hens. I
Speaker 3: feel like a lot of people isn't going.
Speaker 2: Like, Oh I wish I had that much tea.
Speaker 3: Oh I would kill for so much tea, Like it
Speaker 3: sounds like a luxury sometimes when people don't have enough
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so great. But it's not easy, is it.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's a challenge.
Speaker 1: It is a challenge. What's the biggest thing you noticed
Speaker 1: when your tea's drained? How are you different? How does
Speaker 1: it affect you?
Speaker 4: I am a lot more. I would say my sexual
Speaker 4: orientation changes completely.
Speaker 1: That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4: Whatever I have going on that day, yes, and so
Speaker 4: if I wake up by that's normal, then I end
Speaker 4: the day by then, because that's the you know, the opposite.
Speaker 1: It's like you know, if you flip by around just exactly,
Speaker 1: then you end up in the spot. Yes, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Well, not the same spot makes sense.
Speaker 1: And you don't know what your proclivities are going to
Speaker 1: be by the end night time.
Speaker 4: And I've made plans, and so sometimes I show up
Speaker 4: to those plans and be like, this is this ain't
Speaker 4: gonna work?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when did you first realize that it was going
Speaker 1: to benefit your life to drain the tea?
Speaker 4: I so this was a plan that my mom sort
Speaker 4: of devised. My mom became like sort of an amateur
Speaker 4: scientist like doctor, and so she developed this whole plan
Speaker 4: for me and I like, once I was ready to
Speaker 4: like start going to school, Like, once she had the
Speaker 4: whole apparatus set up, I would wheel the apparatus along
Speaker 4: with me to school.
Speaker 1: It was her invention.
Speaker 2: Wow, is before we go on?
Speaker 3: Just because I think you talking about your orientation was
Speaker 3: so important. Yeah, Danny, do you want to deliver a.
Speaker 2: Message to our bi phobic listeners?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, obviously there there should be no judgment
Speaker 1: on by folks or buy focals you have to wear those. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, a simple tea drain and change all of
Speaker 1: our orientations obviously.
Speaker 4: That's I mean, that is one thing that the positive
Speaker 4: about draining the tea. It does, like my vision becomes great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They talk about a predator. Yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: like a little bit.
Speaker 3: If I could lighten the mood a little bit, I
Speaker 3: would like to say Hayes has giggoty, but I of
Speaker 3: course have Boba tea beautiful.
Speaker 2: Is it the tavoga.
Speaker 1: When you drain that, I'm sure it's it's a little messier.
Speaker 4: I'm sure right, they've installed, you know, the plastic lids
Speaker 4: classic film.
Speaker 2: No, I don't spill a drop. I drain it straight
Speaker 2: into my Uh.
Speaker 1: He loves Yes, he loves Daniel. Every flavor, all the flavors,
Speaker 1: all the.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. All of them are good.
Speaker 1: Oh that's fantastic. And you make it on you make
Speaker 1: your own, that's great. I call him, I call him
Speaker 1: tarot Read. That's a good name. It's one of the
Speaker 1: flavors that he loves them all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all named after They're all named after cast
Speaker 3: members of American Pie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I never looked up if she was
Speaker 1: in this, but I call Himleachi so be escy Yet
Speaker 1: I don't think she was an American Pie, but I
Speaker 1: haven't looked it up.
Speaker 4: But it does seem like she was prominent in the
Speaker 4: AI for the for the classically mode flavor.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So we'll start with Ritchie. Richie has just
Speaker 1: basically been encroaching on this table like tectonic plates since
Speaker 1: we started here.
Speaker 4: This is like month two. We had Bill Mason here
Speaker 4: for our first episode.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 4: This Richie basically like got an appetite as soon as
Speaker 4: he saw god taste for it. I did assume he
Speaker 4: saw us like chopping it up with Bill. Bill likes
Speaker 4: us by the end.
Speaker 1: That's great news because he doesn't a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: Bill had a lot of fun in the studio doing
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 2: He really let his hair out.
Speaker 3: I enjoyed that episode because it was so fun to
Speaker 3: see Bill have fun.
Speaker 1: I bet I bet it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah something about it.
Speaker 4: He sent us something ahead, He sent us some some
Speaker 4: rye after he has a rye?
Speaker 1: Oh really, and how was that delicious?
Speaker 4: I am, I haven't cracked it yet. Out of respect,
Speaker 4: just keep it as a yeah. But Richie's like, oh that,
Speaker 4: like I can't wait for when we like open that up.
Speaker 4: It's like it was not he was not sending it
Speaker 4: to you. It wasn't like a like you are not
Speaker 4: part of that, and it's good to I think make
Speaker 4: this clear.
Speaker 1: Now, set some parameters to Don Gatto. That's not yours either,
Speaker 1: it could be. It could be depending on what sort
Speaker 1: of things you add to this conversation. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna have to brush up on some stuff.
Speaker 4: Then, Richie, I think it's time to talk about you
Speaker 4: do break dancing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, m.
Speaker 2: I did it professionally until I was like thirty.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's really cool. How old are you now?
Speaker 2: Old enough to be a dance?
Speaker 1: And I think that was I think that.
Speaker 4: Was the original sin breakdancing. I think it was leaving
Speaker 4: breakdancing to have children.
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think it is time to go back. Yeah,
Speaker 4: right here in breakdance on the page.
Speaker 1: I just want to dance. Yeah, that's right, sounds good.
Speaker 1: I'll tell my wife, Yeah, let her know. We'll call
Speaker 1: her if you want to. Actually, that'll be easier.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you guys started being a modern man, as
Speaker 2: you do tell your wife and if.
Speaker 3: If you're asking her, but you do let her in
Speaker 3: a yeah, and you have your friend's help too.
Speaker 2: We're a community, aren't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean it's so, it's so it's so important to
Speaker 3: support each other. And I think that something that is
Speaker 3: so cool about what's happening now in the male community
Speaker 3: is that people just say, hey, I need help, I
Speaker 3: need hell, I need you to call my wife for
Speaker 3: me and just tell her that I'm gonna be break
Speaker 3: dancing again, and then I am going to start drinking
Speaker 3: energy drinks again, even though I was supposed to never
Speaker 3: have them anymore.
Speaker 1: It's so true. You know, I've learned on this press
Speaker 1: to her that people have told me that men have
Speaker 1: never known how to ask for help until literally right now,
Speaker 1: in this moment, and all of this happened. It just
Speaker 1: it happened, not like two fridays ago, And we've never
Speaker 1: known how to do that until right now. Richie, we don't.
Speaker 2: We wouldn't ask for directions, do we.
Speaker 1: Danny, No, we don't.
Speaker 2: We don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. We shortcut. That's how guys work.
Speaker 1: So fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're we should be extinct.
Speaker 4: Richie has an idea that maybe we can run by
Speaker 4: you let me hear Danny from his break dancing days
Speaker 4: that he's been texting me about. Also, this should be good,
Speaker 4: which is he texted me two words and then I
Speaker 4: think he goes to bed or something and forgets, probably
Speaker 4: to like send what the two words are and so
Speaker 4: a couple of days later, it'd be like, what we're
Speaker 4: what do you? What are you talking about? What are
Speaker 4: the two words I didn't text me? Oh yeah, white
Speaker 4: jabb alwakies, Oh, white jef.
Speaker 1: Those are the guys from America's Got Talent, right, America's
Speaker 1: Best Dance career, America's Best Dancer? Yeah, I always get
Speaker 1: those two. Hey, can you disagree with Danny not just
Speaker 1: be like screw? Can you not make him look like
Speaker 1: a fucking idiot on this show? I'm just overstepping left
Speaker 1: and right? Okay, America's Got Talent? So anyway, what do
Speaker 1: you think.
Speaker 2: That's what made you such a good breakdancer? Huh? Overstepping?
Speaker 2: Were you an America's Best Dance crew? Richie? No? But
Speaker 2: else on America's Gotta Tell It?
Speaker 1: And so you think you can dance? So you think
Speaker 1: you can and a bunch of music videos. That's great,
Speaker 1: that's great. So what but what do you think of
Speaker 1: the idea? I think why not? You know, why not?
Speaker 1: Why not? Let's go for it, Jabberwaukee. It's the only fair.
Speaker 1: They were always masked, right yep, So who knows? There
Speaker 1: could have been a bunch of white guys. We don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but now this is making it very clear. It's
Speaker 4: making that, it's making that explicit that this one is.
Speaker 2: And the masks will be clear.
Speaker 3: We'll be literally making it clear because the masks will
Speaker 3: be clear now because it's gonna be white faces anyway.
Speaker 1: So okay, so that's the idea of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, and then if Shaq does come dance
Speaker 3: with the Jabbawaukes again, it will be, you know, different
Speaker 3: than was when.
Speaker 2: Shack danced with the Jablwaukee's the first time. Did you
Speaker 2: ever see that, Danny?
Speaker 1: I didn't. It sounds like something I should go look
Speaker 1: up after this.
Speaker 2: So, Kevin, so make a note. Let's send a link
Speaker 2: to Danny Shack dances with the Jabs.
Speaker 1: Please send that to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and send him like make sure he has the
Speaker 4: right like password, the right log in information for the link.
Speaker 4: We have a new proprietary screaming software, oh wow, that
Speaker 4: we're deploying.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, give me the inputs please. It's videum.
Speaker 2: It's called video.
Speaker 1: It's a video video so delicious, yes.
Speaker 3: And it's it's it's yummy delicious videos and it's all
Speaker 3: your favorite memories of Shack and the Jabbawaukee and you
Speaker 3: have created videos up there as well.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's fifty one factor authentication. Wow. Well as it
Speaker 1: should be if you're sharing such you know, treasured moments. Casey,
Speaker 1: Casey's here as well. Can you say hello? Please? Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 1: How's it going? I'm Casey? Hi, Casey, Hey, Casey?
Speaker 2: Where's the Sunshine Band?
Speaker 1: Sean has not met Casey before, He's only heard No, we.
Speaker 2: Haven't met in person. I've heard his voice before on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: And you just have little digs for him, like where's
Speaker 1: the Sunshine Band? Casey.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's negative.
Speaker 1: Yeah, un, I don't think that's you know, it's playful.
Speaker 1: I'd love to be the sun bad yep, Casey and Jojo.
Speaker 4: Maybe Casey is a director. He has a lot of
Speaker 4: thoughts about Halloween. Your your your your take on Halloween. Okay,
Speaker 4: just like what he would have done.
Speaker 1: You know, those questions are better shoot it for David
Speaker 1: Green and anything you liked about Halloween. You talk to
Speaker 1: me about anything you didn't like, but Halloween you talk
Speaker 1: obviously to David. Do you want to pass it to David?
Speaker 4: And Casey can just like go down the list now,
Speaker 4: and like maybe we maybe we get in there.
Speaker 1: Kay.
Speaker 4: But what I think he what I remember him saying
Speaker 4: is tell me you've never seen the Giallo School without
Speaker 4: telling me.
Speaker 1: You've never seen the Giallo School. Well, you know again,
Speaker 1: I have seen the Jellow School. So I don't know
Speaker 1: if David has. David has David was going to adapt
Speaker 1: Suspiria at one point. Oh really think he has? So
Speaker 1: Casey Casey calls him super Dario, super Dario. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I like that is cool. That is good. M h Casey, Casey,
Speaker 1: don't hide, don't have opinions and then get quiet and hide.
Speaker 1: I'm not hey, I'm not quiet.
Speaker 2: Where's Jojo? Thank you? Thanks? Thanks Danny.
Speaker 4: Casey uh has actually been saying that he is going
Speaker 4: to give up directing because Disclosure Day said everything that
Speaker 4: he had to say.
Speaker 1: It's good that he could identify that that was that
Speaker 1: everything has been explained.
Speaker 4: He has no like like disappointment feeling about it.
Speaker 1: Why would he feel that, No, it's accomplished. Yep.
Speaker 4: The goal was just that the work got made and
Speaker 4: now it's happened, Casey, I mean, do you want to speak.
Speaker 1: On that a little bit? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean I was I just directed my first movie
Speaker 5: and then I saw a Disclosure Day and I I
Speaker 5: was upset because they did everything that I really wanted.
Speaker 1: I just said, you had no disappointment feeling about it,
Speaker 1: and what is it? What were you trying to do?
Speaker 1: You wanted to have something where people could speak to
Speaker 1: animals and stuff. What were you what were you aiming for?
Speaker 5: Casey, Well, I just wanted a movie that ended with
Speaker 5: Disclosure Day, which, as we all know, is the day
Speaker 5: that we disclose aliens exist. And they did it, and
Speaker 5: now I that was back to the drawing board or
Speaker 5: just quit.
Speaker 3: In case were you able to fill a backpack with
Speaker 3: USB drives in your movie?
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 5: I had one SSD.
Speaker 1: That's it. Ah ok, yeah, a big bag. Yeah, it's all.
Speaker 1: It does seem like that story has been told unfortunately. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the SSDY. Well, and obviously you don't have the
Speaker 2: budget Spielberg does.
Speaker 1: You could have had all those extras moving in Unison,
Speaker 1: chasing the guy and stuff. You couldn't have done that
Speaker 1: probably in your film.
Speaker 5: No, I only had a budget for one extra, and
Speaker 5: I just had him run back and forth in the
Speaker 5: background the whole time.
Speaker 4: He was trying to kind of instruct people at city Walk.
Speaker 4: He went to City Walking, was like, we can just
Speaker 4: like wrangle a group of people and get them to
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 5: And I like to call it directing, not really instructing.
Speaker 1: Instructing it sounds like though.
Speaker 2: It sounds more like constructing in the way you you
Speaker 2: it is very like Casey also was like, I only
Speaker 2: need a couple of people because Ai is so good now.
Speaker 3: He just kept like showing me stuff on his phone
Speaker 3: and being like, look at this.
Speaker 2: Can you believe this is Ai?
Speaker 1: And I was kind of going like, well, yeah, that
Speaker 1: she has six hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, like he's an artist, you know,
Speaker 3: he has his own vision and even though he's never
Speaker 3: going to put it out because Disclosure Day like kind
Speaker 3: of mowed the lawn and you know, ate his whole
Speaker 3: fucking lunch, and still like cool that he even took
Speaker 3: the journey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's a masculine modern man.
Speaker 1: Don't be so fragile, you know, don't be don't be
Speaker 1: a fragile Is that your diagnosis? Yeah, I think he's
Speaker 1: being fragile. Fragile. I think you think you still release it.
Speaker 1: It's like fragile rock in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yes, down at Fragile Rock, down at Fragile Rock,
Speaker 3: and the doozers are working down there, and.
Speaker 2: It's you know when and Gobo and of course juniors
Speaker 2: back there, the Radius.
Speaker 1: And the giant trolls eating their constructions. It's all here.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, yeah, the dog, the old man.
Speaker 2: Dog, it was Fragile Rock.
Speaker 1: Is Matt here by any chance?
Speaker 6: I'm here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Hello, this is Matt.
Speaker 7: How's it going.
Speaker 4: Matt hosts a different podcast that is more successful than
Speaker 4: This's what Oh look out?
Speaker 1: What is that called? It's called Get Played, Make your
Speaker 1: pitch Matt.
Speaker 7: It's a you know, it's a video game podcast. We
Speaker 7: talk about sort of what's going on in video games currently,
Speaker 7: and then sometimes we talk about, you know, the games
Speaker 7: from the past, like your Sonic, the Hedgehogs and all
Speaker 7: that stuff.
Speaker 1: What's your game now? What's your game now? Fragile He you.
Speaker 7: Right, well, right now, I've actually read I got read
Speaker 7: to Phil.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you got read to, Smill.
Speaker 7: I like, I like the new James Bond game Double
Speaker 7: seven First Light, really good.
Speaker 1: It's great. And he's been doing you play that game
Speaker 1: at all? I haven't played it. I've been playing this
Speaker 1: this pretty nerdy game called Crimson Desert. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: open world massive, I'm listening.
Speaker 4: Hey, even a noise of recognition from the video game expert.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear.
Speaker 7: Nice.
Speaker 3: It's hard to hard to jump in from zoom. It's
Speaker 3: hard to jump in from zoom. Well, Matt clearly knows
Speaker 3: the game. May I say what Smill stands for?
Speaker 1: What does Smith stand for?
Speaker 2: Sensitive man? I'd like to friend.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful, that's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, read to Smill.
Speaker 1: Matt.
Speaker 3: One constructive note on your pitch for your podcast, especially
Speaker 3: if someone like Danny who actually does game and is
Speaker 3: playing Crimson Desert.
Speaker 2: And kind of.
Speaker 3: A pretty effective megaphone for your cause. Here, when he
Speaker 3: asks you what the show is, don't go it's, you know,
Speaker 3: a video game podcast. Well no, he doesn't know, right,
Speaker 3: that's why you're here to inform him.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, this is fine.
Speaker 2: No, it's a constructive note. Look, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't you think I give a fuck what happens
Speaker 3: to your fucking podcast.
Speaker 2: Danny could be a pretty.
Speaker 3: Effective megaphone for it, you know, under the right circumstances.
Speaker 3: But I don't need to, you know, sit here and
Speaker 3: try to promote your thing. I'm trying to promote my thing.
Speaker 7: Danny.
Speaker 2: Do you like the show that you're on?
Speaker 7: Do I like the show that I'm on?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Not, I'm not talking to him. I'm done.
Speaker 1: I like this. I like how you gave him an
Speaker 1: opportunity and then you're giving him this constructive direction of
Speaker 1: how to fix himself. That's what all men should be
Speaker 1: doing to each other, drilling it down in a car
Speaker 1: out that ye yep, to just really fucking dash somebody's dreams.
Speaker 1: That's part of what this is all about. Did you
Speaker 1: have something you wanted to say to Danny?
Speaker 2: Matt?
Speaker 7: Do you do you like any other games?
Speaker 1: What did you say or what did you just say
Speaker 1: to me?
Speaker 7: Do you like any other game?
Speaker 1: Of course I do. I like all kinds of games.
Speaker 1: What kind of question is that? Do you like any
Speaker 1: other games?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What like whatever name it, the Uncharted games, whatever, whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever games are out there. I like? What do you
Speaker 1: think he's like a lot? A lot? I've unlocked all
Speaker 1: the Jokers, every fucking joker in Balatro, I've unlocked nice.
Speaker 4: So Matt was testing you. He went all the way
Speaker 4: to Japan to talk to Jack Black about the Super
Speaker 4: Mario movie this is when Casey would say superdrio mm hmm,
Speaker 4: and Jack Black in the interview said he likes balatroe.
Speaker 1: Instead of blatro. I never actually knew how it was pronounced.
Speaker 1: It is balatrowe or balatro? How do you?
Speaker 4: I mean everyone says bilatro blatro. But Matt poosied out,
Speaker 4: didn't say ship call me, Oh.
Speaker 1: God, and you just let him get away with it.
Speaker 1: It's good. No, we did an entire episode then he
Speaker 1: took him to task, brading Matt for that. Yeah, as
Speaker 1: as you should have.
Speaker 2: You guys want any digestives?
Speaker 1: Can you bring me back McVitie's.
Speaker 2: Do you want any McVitie's digestives?
Speaker 4: What like whatever the weight limit is for MCVII. Yes,
Speaker 4: can you please bring me back some of the Kevin?
Speaker 3: This isn't bad for sound, is it? If I mcvittie's
Speaker 3: digesties during the show. I just I've had to listen
Speaker 3: to Matt for a little while and I just need
Speaker 3: something to settle my stomach.
Speaker 1: That's probably should we.
Speaker 4: I think it's time to actually bring in Kevin here.
Speaker 4: Can we put Kevin on camp?
Speaker 1: Can you guys see me? Yeah? You look great? You too,
Speaker 1: bud So Kevin.
Speaker 4: Please don't call him Bud, all right, just in the
Speaker 4: last few years, has become.
Speaker 2: If you call him Budd, you might get smoked. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm having dies.
Speaker 4: Kevin has become a medical grade poosy in just the
Speaker 4: last few years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and is terminal. It's terminal. You're not getting out
Speaker 1: of this one. Huh. He has. He has moved to Pittsburgh,
Speaker 1: total poozy move to go to the real pit because
Speaker 1: only they can figure it out. Okay, and no luck
Speaker 1: huh now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'm still waiting for doctor Rabinovic and he's
Speaker 6: not answering my calls.
Speaker 1: M hm. And you got poor internet connections too, unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and no lights in his house.
Speaker 1: He's rearranged the whole the entire grid of his house.
Speaker 4: He's put it in the internet connection. And that's that's
Speaker 4: still all we get from him.
Speaker 1: Can you guys not hear me? What's that? Alter my
Speaker 1: camera off and talk louder. It's still not working. I'm
Speaker 1: a bit of it.
Speaker 4: I can't hear hearing like one of every four words
Speaker 4: and away. He named his son Desmond, after his favorite
Speaker 4: character from Lost.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, I remember that guy. He named his kid
Speaker 1: after him.
Speaker 4: He named his kid after Desmond, not a lock or
Speaker 4: a Sawyer or his favorite character is Desmond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well yeah everybody. There was a big cast,
Speaker 1: so a lot of room for a lot of people
Speaker 1: to have different favorites.
Speaker 3: What a great attitude about it, you know, I think
Speaker 3: that that is so generous to just immediately point out
Speaker 3: that the cast was pretty big.
Speaker 1: It's massive. Everyone can't name their kid Locke, you know,
Speaker 1: they'll just be too many. It's like Denaris. You know,
Speaker 1: everyone named their sons and daughters Denaris for years and
Speaker 1: so now every kid at school is raising their hand. Ye,
Speaker 1: raise your hand. Yeah, who he is is.
Speaker 2: Going to be named mister Echo.
Speaker 3: Russo's just get them hallet his top three in there.
Speaker 2: Because it's a very big cast.
Speaker 1: It is mass, huge, huge, huge ensemble. So crazy. Okay
Speaker 1: were you reacting to when you said so crazy? That's
Speaker 1: how massive that cast is. Just think about how big
Speaker 1: it is. How many of them are big, robbing cast,
Speaker 1: so fucking many of them with so many stories.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what that should be a podcast.
Speaker 6: The Lost Stories, the Lost Boys.
Speaker 1: Can you hear? Can you hear him again? Did his
Speaker 1: internet cut out? I see he's talking? Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: hear any of Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Can't hear anything, Kevin.
Speaker 3: Can I get an update on what AI thinks we've
Speaker 3: been discussing?
Speaker 8: Yes, an episode of Hollywood Handbook Podcast with Danny McBride
Speaker 8: would feature surreal collision between hosts signature passive aggressive tinsel
Speaker 8: town phoniness and McBride mastery of unhitched confidence anti heroes.
Speaker 1: That sounds like, what, that's not it. That's not what
Speaker 1: we're doing here though, That's just what Chad would think
Speaker 1: we were doing, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you understand what I was saying with I did?
Speaker 6: I was locked out of the zoom Ai companionship. They
Speaker 6: underlined the word companionship for the reason. So it just
Speaker 6: kind of gave me this synopsis of what the episode
Speaker 6: would be.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, it doesn't want to be free.
Speaker 3: Well, I thank you for answering, even though you didn't
Speaker 3: do what I asked.
Speaker 1: It seems like I don't want to get involved with
Speaker 1: this work stuff. But it seems like the problem is
Speaker 1: that you should probably move back here. It doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like you're able to do what you're thinking I should. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It doesn't seem like you're getting the answers.
Speaker 1: You need out there? You're you got an extra bunk
Speaker 1: bed over there? Friend? Yeah, I feel like you're just
Speaker 1: in shadows. You're you're like a shadow man. Maybe I
Speaker 1: moved back, are you guys? Maybe the internet cut out?
Speaker 6: I asked something about have an extra bunk bed.
Speaker 1: Hey, you never like it when people leave. I've known,
Speaker 1: I've known that about you. You get upset. Does this
Speaker 1: bother you that he moved away? And they just keep
Speaker 1: walking out on me? That's what happens one by one.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: I did develop a pretty special connection to.
Speaker 1: Kevin's wife. Oh is that why you had to leave?
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden they're moving there. You know,
Speaker 1: it's off to Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: I'm taking my wife and going home. Right, these fragile masculinities.
Speaker 1: What was the uh? What what were you? Why were
Speaker 1: you guys so close? What were you guy? What did
Speaker 1: you all have in common?
Speaker 4: So she makes costumes, okay, crat, she does wardrobe for movies. Uh,
Speaker 4: And she's in the biz. She's in the biz. And
Speaker 4: it just turns out she'd be like, and I just
Speaker 4: like test some stuff on you?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 3: Essentially yes is a very common part of the fashion industry.
Speaker 3: I have a very good friend who is the button
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 9: Of jeans, and she told me that I am what
Speaker 9: they call in the business her business, a mystique.
Speaker 4: Which is that I transform into whatever character they put
Speaker 4: they when they put the clothes on me, I become
Speaker 4: that person like mystique. And I guess that's from the
Speaker 4: from the X Men. Yes, course, so I don't you know.
Speaker 4: I can see that though. I can see how clothes
Speaker 4: can completely transform you.
Speaker 1: So we developed.
Speaker 4: I mean, just like I was experiencing all these different
Speaker 4: sides of myself.
Speaker 1: The Queen, you did it. You put a queen costume.
Speaker 1: I was the Queen, Yes, a lot of different ones.
Speaker 2: Homelander from the Boys, he was the Queen.
Speaker 1: He was home And this was her pitching working on
Speaker 1: these shows. She didn't work on them. I guess this
Speaker 1: is how you like do stuff on spec Obviously, he'd
Speaker 1: be like, here's my take on the Queen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, can I just show you Hayes is Jack
Speaker 3: Ryan real quick?
Speaker 2: And then you let me know if you want me
Speaker 2: to do this for the show. So he would be
Speaker 2: Jack Ryan.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 4: One morning, I go to their house and.
Speaker 1: Try to walk right in like I always did, But no,
Speaker 1: it was it was locked. Oh God. And then that
Speaker 1: that's when you decided you had to leave. Huh you
Speaker 1: had to get your your wife out of here. Well,
Speaker 1: he was already gone, but I think before that he
Speaker 1: was locked. I should have said that. Yeah, I should
Speaker 1: have made that more clear he had already left. Well,
Speaker 1: that's not okay.
Speaker 2: The way Hayes told it was confused.
Speaker 1: Was confusing at the time because.
Speaker 2: I've heard the story before.
Speaker 3: I knew actually that that, Yeah, he had decided before
Speaker 3: that to leave.
Speaker 1: Well, that's one of those those Tinseltown tragedy details, you know,
Speaker 1: just littered with them out here.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, there's a lot of them.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you the thing about life.
Speaker 3: No one gets out alive and then you nowhere. Is
Speaker 3: that more true than in Sincil Town.
Speaker 4: Kevin says that they call Pittsburgh Pitzeltown Pitzeltown.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah. Oh, he turned his lights, the
Speaker 1: light went on, Good morning everyone, the whole whole different
Speaker 1: guy now are light. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh I could see everything. I can see every.
Speaker 4: Anything for Kevin, and he diagnoses anything you're picking up, you.
Speaker 1: Know, can he be fixed? I think he can. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think I was basing a lot of my judgments
Speaker 1: on uh. I was filling in his facial features because
Speaker 1: he was in the dark. And now that I can
Speaker 1: see his eyes, I can see his cheeks, I can
Speaker 1: see his strong mustache. I think that there is a
Speaker 1: unfragile man in there. So we haven't seen.
Speaker 4: He has been in the dark for the last couple
Speaker 4: of months, basically since he moved to Pittsburgh, and he
Speaker 4: had been telling us I hadn't seen the results.
Speaker 1: He has been on.
Speaker 4: What's called hose empic for the last couple of months
Speaker 4: to make you a hoe, and he has been planning
Speaker 4: on becoming.
Speaker 1: A skinny hoe. Hey, absolutely disgraceful hoe out there.
Speaker 2: His whole ass is shaping for anybody.
Speaker 1: It's great. I liked you got to take a shot that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really Uh, it's really a massive transformation that
Speaker 3: we're witnessing now.
Speaker 1: And you look you look healthy.
Speaker 2: Though, big reveal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel healthy? Yeah? And what what now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you right now? I'm ninety eight ninety eight percent?
Speaker 1: Will you know if you've reached the whole level you're
Speaker 1: looking for? Because you don't want it too far. I
Speaker 1: don't want to go over yet. My doctor just said,
Speaker 1: you'll know. Okay, okay, you just wake up in a
Speaker 1: ditch somewhere. Yeah, closer, all tore up. I'm finally where
Speaker 1: I want it to be, Like the night Niche.
Speaker 2: I want you to be able to chase that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to stand in your way. I think
Speaker 3: people should make their own choices. Yeah, Danny, I mean,
Speaker 3: I hate to turn the microscope on myself here, but
Speaker 3: you've been so helpful to all of our other employees
Speaker 3: and I and then I do consider them employees, and
Speaker 3: I am the boss. I'm stuck in something of a
Speaker 3: six psycho sexual.
Speaker 2: Game with my wife.
Speaker 3: Uh, dastardly cuckold fetish. She will seduce younger men in
Speaker 3: front of me at the many parties we throw. I
Speaker 3: make navigation systems for missiles and drones, and so, you know,
Speaker 3: I've done quite well financially.
Speaker 2: But in the small town that we live in, Uh,
Speaker 2: there's a you know, it's sort of this.
Speaker 3: Gatsbyesque element to our home where people will gather there
Speaker 3: and she'll you know, find a young piano instructor and
Speaker 3: make eyes with him, and the two of them will
Speaker 3: absconde to the greenhouse. And you know, I'll go stew
Speaker 3: on it in my snail shack, let the snails crawl
Speaker 3: up and down my arms, and ultimately murder the men
Speaker 3: and put them in the river.
Speaker 1: Great, that's great. I think I think that's.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 1: Is it is it. You're you're in the snailhouse. You
Speaker 1: understand when to go in there, and it's a shack. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's fine. And it seems like she's going
Speaker 1: you're you're luring in artistic people, right, piano players, and
Speaker 1: that when you try primarily the luring, right, although the
Speaker 1: line the luring is blurring at this point. But if
Speaker 1: you're going to try to kill any of your wife's lovers,
Speaker 1: it seems like an artist is going to be the
Speaker 1: easiest one to kill. You don't want her going after
Speaker 1: after like strong guys, military men, soldiers, you know, the
Speaker 1: guy who plays the piano. That's easy pickings. Well, you
Speaker 1: have to carry it to and from the lesson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just the nature of the way our house
Speaker 3: is set up. You don't have to carry the piano inside.
Speaker 1: Not the yeah. Yeah, well then you get a free
Speaker 1: piano once he's gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's been one of the benefits and it's
Speaker 3: you know, there's been a few different instruments that have
Speaker 3: come my way just as a result of the cuckolding.
Speaker 2: You know, she was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you referred to it as dastardly cuckolding. It's a
Speaker 1: six psycho sexual game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a six psycho sexual game, and it's a
Speaker 3: it's a dastardly cycle, to be sure. So I just
Speaker 3: don't know, you know, is there something I should be
Speaker 3: doing about that? Hey, this is what this is what
Speaker 3: these kind of wrap sessions are for.
Speaker 2: Right, you get together.
Speaker 1: Men's Yeah, this is new. Men have never been able
Speaker 1: to talk like this with each other.
Speaker 2: We stepped out of the damn group chat.
Speaker 3: The group chat came to life.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, I think you're doing I think you're
Speaker 1: doing great. I think that uh, I think you're handling
Speaker 1: it all wonderful. Do you come when this is done
Speaker 1: or no?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 3: I not when it's not immediately, when it's.
Speaker 1: Done, when the body's out of the house.
Speaker 2: After it's done, What after it's done?
Speaker 1: What stage would he when? After?
Speaker 3: So I'm looking forward to ultimately coming, which I think
Speaker 3: is going to feel really good from what I'm told,
Speaker 3: and that will happen after it's you know, done in
Speaker 3: whatever way this ends my own death in the river.
Speaker 1: You're edging right now, just holding out. Huh. I bet
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great when it finally happens. A lot
Speaker 1: of built ups come. Probably gonna be incredible, boba' probably
Speaker 1: he in there.
Speaker 3: I'm really looking forward to making my own tabiocre pearls.
Speaker 2: And uh, you know, doing a.
Speaker 3: Very explosive ejaculation when this finally sort of comes to pass,
Speaker 3: and and I think it'll be worth the way.
Speaker 4: That feeling when the big straw is kind of like
Speaker 4: blocked up a little bit by the pearl.
Speaker 1: You're just sucking a milkshake through and there's a piece
Speaker 1: of like you know, the candy bar whatever you get
Speaker 1: mushed into the milkshake.
Speaker 4: And then like once the blockage clears, and it's like
Speaker 4: too much, Yeah, like too much.
Speaker 3: With Kevin, because what that's it sounds like it's going
Speaker 3: to be, you know, maybe an emergency.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be wonderful.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's really sweet. Hayes was right, You're a
Speaker 2: class act.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of stuff about about come so
Speaker 1: buy more questions you let me know.
Speaker 2: Recording stopped
Speaker 4: Hollywood, Hamburg,