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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving five? Hello? Um? Yes? If this Adam? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Who's this? Adam? The firefighter? Um, I'm a firefighter. I

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Speaker 1: don't know about be firefighter? Cool. So my name? How,

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Speaker 1: my name is Donald? How are you uh doing good?

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Speaker 1: What's this about? So? I'm not sure if you see

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Speaker 1: me around, but I'm the new superintendent in the buildings

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Speaker 1: and I do repairs and stuff like that. Oh where

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Speaker 1: you live? No? Actually, I'm sorry. I haven't seen you

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Speaker 1: around no earth, but I'm always there, just kind of working.

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Speaker 1: So what's good? Man? What's what's good? Not? Bro Um?

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Speaker 1: Is there a reason why you're calling me? Yeah? So yeah,

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Speaker 1: there is a reason. Um. So first of all, before

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Speaker 1: I start, I just want to say kudos to you

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Speaker 1: because you're going ham out of late. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Well, it's just like I'm around

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Speaker 1: sometimes when you come back to your apartment at night

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Speaker 1: and I see you bringing all kinds of random tailback

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Speaker 1: and I'm like this bro is on fire. Bro. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's none that's none of your business. I really don't

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Speaker 1: appreciate you like spying on me. Well, well that'sn't really spine.

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Speaker 1: It's just like, you know, like I'll be out doing

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Speaker 1: work or whatever and then I hear you come back,

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Speaker 1: and I've seen you just like a few times. It's

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Speaker 1: like a different random every time, and I'm just like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I need to like stop by and give that guy

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Speaker 1: some some dap. You know. No, no you don't. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to stop by or anything. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to say, like, good job, broth. Broth, Is that why

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Speaker 1: you're calling me to give me a high five over

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Speaker 1: the phone. No. Well, so here's the thing. Um, so

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Speaker 1: it's kind of weird, but I'm twenty six and I'm

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Speaker 1: still a virgin. It's by choice, though, it's by choice, um,

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Speaker 1: but by choice. Yeah, like people are two things not

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Speaker 1: to sleep with me. That was well, I can't blame him,

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Speaker 1: that was I don't know why you said, but that

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Speaker 1: was a joke. So anyway, the latest close encounter from

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Speaker 1: the female kind that I had with a girl at

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Speaker 1: a club the other night. Your name was Emily, and

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Speaker 1: she ended up walking away from the conversation and I

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm not surprised. I kind of want

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Speaker 1: to walk away from this conversation right now. It look

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Speaker 1: is there something wrong with with our place or something

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Speaker 1: that you need to talk to me about this? I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get there because this is like pretty important though. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Like I was talking to her and I told her

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Speaker 1: own more than the South and video games and she

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Speaker 1: didn't team impress at all. And then I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: whatever by Felicia's like see you later. You know, look,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't mean to be a jerk, but

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Speaker 1: like I'm I'm busy. Oh oh, I'm sorry. I didn't

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Speaker 1: really if you were busy. So okay. So sometimes I

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Speaker 1: make like jokes about like May the fourth, May the fourth.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Like May the fourth? You

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Speaker 1: know the date May fourth? May May the fourth be

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Speaker 1: with you? Yeah, No, you're not gonna pick up chicks

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Speaker 1: with that line, man, Okay, so um, maybe you can

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Speaker 1: help me out then, No, man, I can't help you out.

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Speaker 1: I like I said, I'm luck with all that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I see how busy you are with all the like

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Speaker 1: random chicks you're bringing back and stuff. So if you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna help me with like picking up chicks, that's fine,

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Speaker 1: but maybe we go into business together. You want to

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Speaker 1: get into business with me, yes, because I have like

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Speaker 1: a very lucrative opportunity for you. Bro, So stop calling

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Speaker 1: me bro please. Okay, dude, I'll stop calling me bro. Dude. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So your roommate Kristen, do you have me fix the

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Speaker 1: thinking there? The other day? So I was in there

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Speaker 1: and I just threw up some drop cams real quick.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that, well I can because I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: good like with you know, wiring stuff. Anyway. So I

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Speaker 1: have video of you and these hot chicks, like a

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Speaker 1: few of them. So how are you kidding me? So

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Speaker 1: that video of me? Yes, And like what I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is like we could make a lot of money if we,

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Speaker 1: like we put them up on the internet because no,

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Speaker 1: you're not, No, you get that stuff out of our

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Speaker 1: house or I'm gonna call the police department and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna come down and they're well, And I was just thinking, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, we could like we put it up on

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Speaker 1: like these websites that I know about, like a title

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Speaker 1: like because you're a firefighter, like hot firefighter. You know what, man,

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Speaker 1: I've changed my mind. I'm hanging up right now and

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the cop. So don't do that because I've

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Speaker 1: already told you. I've already told you three times you

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Speaker 1: put the prank phone call. So I would appreciate if

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Speaker 1: you don't call a police on me, because then they're

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Speaker 1: gonna be pretty mad at me for doing a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call and like within their time with what did

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Speaker 1: you say? I said, this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your roommate

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Speaker 1: Christians set you up. Oh, he said that you've been

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Speaker 1: getting a lot of action lately and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh my god, that kid, it seems

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Speaker 1: like you've been killing it lately, so good job, I guess. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: actually I have been. I've been doing all right the

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Speaker 1: last couple of months. But so theithy if you want

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Speaker 1: to see me the videos we could make Kelado on

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Speaker 1: the internet. So, oh my god, you are a freak

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Speaker 1: weak up every morning with five