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Speaker 1: It is time for your brand new phone tapp. And

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Speaker 1: today I pose as a school administrator and I call

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Speaker 1: up a parent because something doesn't make sense to me.

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Speaker 1: Her daughter is very smart and she's excelling in class

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Speaker 1: and doing a great job. So I came to the conclusion,

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Speaker 1: if the kid is intelligent, then why aren't the parents.

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Speaker 1: Oh No, something fishy is going on around here, and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get to the bottom of it in

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tapp right now. Hello. Hi, is

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Speaker 1: this Roseanne? Yes, it is hey, Roseanne. My name is

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Speaker 1: Steve Swillington. I'm one of the assistant vice principles at

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Speaker 1: your child's school. How are you doing today? Oh? Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm well. How are you not too bad? Listen?

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Speaker 1: The reason that I'm calling is because of your daughter, Emma.

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Speaker 1: Is she in trouble or something? No, actually, it's quite

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Speaker 1: the opposite. She's doing very well. We recently have been

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Speaker 1: testing our students and she's amazing. She's probably testing at

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Speaker 1: least two grades higher in math and reading, and I

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Speaker 1: thought you should know. Wow, she's kind of a natural.

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Speaker 1: She loves learning and stuff so awesome. It shows And

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Speaker 1: that's why I wanted to call you because I wanted

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Speaker 1: to ask if your husband knows, well, I haven't. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess I got the call first, so I don't

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Speaker 1: think he does. Well. I didn't mean that, I meant

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Speaker 1: does your husband know that she's not his child? I'm

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Speaker 1: really confused. I don't know what you mean by that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I met your husband at the last parent teacher conference

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Speaker 1: and he's a nice guy. But you know that's about it,

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Speaker 1: and there's not a lot going on upstairs. I don't

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Speaker 1: think I have to tell you that. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: live with the guy, So excuse me. I do not

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Speaker 1: like the tone of your voice. What are you insinuating? Well,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of studies out there that show one

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Speaker 1: out of every four children as father through infidelity, and

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Speaker 1: I'm just having a hard time believing Emma as a

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Speaker 1: adduct of your husband. You know, how dare you? You?

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Speaker 1: Saying stuff like this is very rude and I don't

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Speaker 1: know why you're calling me. I don't mean to overstep

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Speaker 1: my bounds. I just thought it would be fair if

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Speaker 1: she knew who her you have, sir, Well, I thought

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Speaker 1: she might want to know who her real father is,

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Speaker 1: because that guy must be incredibly intelligent. Who do you

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Speaker 1: think you are and saying that my husband cannot be

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Speaker 1: her father because he's dumb or whatever. You'd agree with

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Speaker 1: me that her father is not very smart, right, he's

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Speaker 1: a wonderful person. Like I don't. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you're I don't know what you're you're accusing him of being. Well,

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Speaker 1: I do have to point out that you didn't disagree

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Speaker 1: with me. You just said he's a wonderful person. He

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Speaker 1: is very smart. He might not be smart book wise,

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Speaker 1: but street wise, he is so smart. And that comes

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Speaker 1: for something you're sure it does. I'm sure it does.

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Speaker 1: I guess I kind of get it. You don't know

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Speaker 1: who the real father is, do you I'm talking about?

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Speaker 1: Don't you think it's right that you should tell him

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Speaker 1: that she's not his daughter? I mean, she's way too

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Speaker 1: smart to come from that guy. God, you are my

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Speaker 1: daughter's assistant. Principle, you can't ask me these questions? How

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Speaker 1: dare you? Who do you think you are? Okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: I can tell that you're obviously very upset, and I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming it's because you were with a lot of people

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Speaker 1: at that time, because a family. I just need you

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Speaker 1: to look back and think of the smartest guy that

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Speaker 1: you were with, because that's probably her father. Oh my god, no,

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Speaker 1: you are crazy. No, this is did you have an

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Speaker 1: affair with a college professor? Or my god, No, to

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Speaker 1: stop asking these questions. I understand that you're probably trying

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Speaker 1: to narrow it down in your own head because there

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Speaker 1: are a lot of options. I'm sure that's the up.

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Speaker 1: I am done talking with you. Get the principle on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, Well before I do that, I should

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Speaker 1: probably have started off the phone call telling you this.

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Speaker 1: But I've already spoken with your husband about this. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he and I had a lengthy conversation and he's not

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Speaker 1: very happy about it at all. You call him back

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Speaker 1: and you tell him that you know we're spreading false

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Speaker 1: rumors about him. Well, if I call him back, I'm

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Speaker 1: only going to tell him that his prank phone call worked.

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Speaker 1: That's all I'm going to say to him. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll just tell him that it worked, because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your husband. Mike set

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Speaker 1: you up. I'm so confused right now. Is this really

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Speaker 1: a joke? Yes, it's a prank phone call. Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your husband told me that he always jokes

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Speaker 1: about how your daughter is so smart, she's not really his,

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Speaker 1: and he wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Be honest, though you kind of believe me for a second,

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Speaker 1: I'm no, no, wait a minute, you just hesitate. You hesitated.

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Speaker 1: That means you think that maybe I'm right. Well, I

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Speaker 1: didn't think he was smart enough to set up a

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Speaker 1: prank like this week of every morning with