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Speaker 1: will good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,

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Speaker 1: Come on dig me now? Wanting only Steve Harvey got

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Speaker 1: I mean, really, man, think of all the blessings God

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Speaker 1: just seems like that's all that's on the news sometimes,

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Speaker 1: news is that's something that you can have in this

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Speaker 1: for you if you understood that you had some insurance

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Speaker 1: know they do they do some amazing things. Insurance is

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Speaker 1: event that something happens to you, that insurance is absolutely critical. Well,

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Speaker 1: but guess what they cover certain things. You could get

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Speaker 1: life insurance, you can get auto insurance, you can get

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Speaker 1: that you can buy to safeguard you against life's decisions.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you make a mistake, if you cheat,

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Speaker 1: to be. But there is some insurance coverage out there

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Speaker 1: for you. And that relationship that you form with God,

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Speaker 1: when you form a bond that protects you, that protects

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Speaker 1: Now here's a great thing about prayer. Prayer can head

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Speaker 1: that's avasable, that's available for you. Why are you living? See?

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Speaker 1: In order for an insurance policy to pay, something bad

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Speaker 1: You understand everything I got homeowners insurance. Don't nothing show

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Speaker 1: the premiums of prayer, and that's all it costs. Man,

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Speaker 1: It ain't you. Ain't got to have no money for

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Speaker 1: use this policy for good things. I give you an example.

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Speaker 1: little things like that, keep on stepping. Man. God loves you. Man, Man,

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, your undivided attention. Steve Harvey,

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Speaker 1: to hear about goodness? Shockolate it's good two words. Good

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Speaker 1: Can phone you love? Yes words? Jane Brown talking loud

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Speaker 1: Good morning. We got the best job in the world.

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Speaker 1: Morning everybody, Yes, we do you, Tommy pastor pastor, good morning.

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Speaker 1: one of our favorite segments, comedy roulette. Yeah, please do.

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Speaker 1: Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is a comedian, I'm

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Speaker 1: Because come on, because Junior's commedian comedian. You read here

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Speaker 1: we go? Uh. Number one things people say who've been

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Speaker 1: Uh excuses men say when they're not getting a lot

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Speaker 1: of sex all day. Some people say, who don't have cable?

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Speaker 1: That's another good one, all right, Bunnett. Oh, this is unusual.

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Speaker 1: Here we go? Okay? What you want to do is

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Speaker 1: know what? What is? Is this your loss though? Kiss

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Speaker 1: Mine ain't no loss this here. I ain't no losses,

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Speaker 1: I knew this was gonna happen, you know, brother, try

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Speaker 1: Lock yourself up. Seriously, we want to talk about black

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Speaker 1: We don't need you out here. Good years less straight up, like,

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something else for you? Leady? Real quick?

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Speaker 1: What I just want to let you know that this

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Speaker 1: you your sister le Shay said, you gotta get my sisters.

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Speaker 1: Keep been on the Rod on this dating site talking

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Speaker 1: This is Tray Lenna get her, Let gonna get her.

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Speaker 1: This is It's twenty twenty. Baby. What is the baddest

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ain't nobody feeling this kind of love?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be lonely? Yeah, love deposit. All right, We'll

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Speaker 1: right after you're listening, Steven show. Jay, this is about

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Speaker 1: stuff you say to your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.

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Speaker 1: This has to do what we see our neighbors all

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Speaker 1: the time. We're not that fond of them sometimes so

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Speaker 1: we speak, but under our breath were saying little things,

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Speaker 1: little little insulting things like hey, hi, done, you need

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Speaker 1: to kind of y'all? Jack keeping it, keeping it one hundred?

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Speaker 1: You got one? Jack? Jay? How are you doing? Are

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Speaker 1: you my man? Some curtains? How you doing? Franklin's good

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Speaker 1: to see it. Hope the boys stay home this time.

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Speaker 1: It takes vacations. Let's see us. Come on, Nephew Perkins,

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Speaker 1: how are you good? Good? You should do something with

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Speaker 1: that damn bad restricts. I done the skinned it? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I done? Will roster street up smelling? Damn da don't

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Speaker 1: kill how you guys doing the day? Stupid ass kid? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Stuff we say to our neighbors under got to be sick.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Smith's good to see it all right now.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be pushing my mama that she got to

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Speaker 1: She can stop your fair as wife from swimming naked

421
00:30:44,800 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: only hell out my dog standing? Yeah, phone claws on

422
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: block and don't none no more. Four cards? Yard is

423
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: a mask. Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath.

424
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: Come on with us, old boy, I see you have

425
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: a good in the game. So glady over there, because

426
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: he cut my grass. He killed my flowers, spoke to

427
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: me and cut my grass. Wow, that's bad. That's a dragon.

428
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: Right Hey Johnson, it's good to see y'all. All right now, man, no,

429
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: now we good? We good? Tell you right now, I

430
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: know a baby when to eat paper. That baby eat paper,

431
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: I can't tell me no more. I know that baby

432
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: eats piper. Baby he's smart at now you gotta bring

433
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: him up. Now we good? Stuff we make this birthday

434
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: stuff We say to our neighbors under our breath. Tommy

435
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: go Leonard, Hey, nice day to day, good, good, good

436
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: last night? Damn police, No, you said you called them.

437
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath, Herman,

438
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: how y'all doing so? Tell me y'all put your mom

439
00:32:44,680 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: in a hole? Say that. Yeah, black people don't do that. Hey,

440
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: mister mint jump, what's going on? Yeah, I'm good. You

441
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: don't see that dog doing your yard? You just don't

442
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: suck stuff. We say to our neighbors under our breath.

443
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: We stuck curtains. Hey, case's going on? All right? Now?

444
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: Ain't the end that that damn line? He ain't killing

445
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: that way too much? No, I don't even know how

446
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: they touched both. They stumped all right now, I'm good man,

447
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: Come on, nephew. Stuff, we say to our neighbors under

448
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: our breast. Con leake, con lea, y'ard looking good, looking

449
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: real good, and come over with this lyne though you

450
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: come over with I'm telling you that you know what.

451
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: Damn you know what? You know my sign? You know

452
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: damn that properly line means something invisible, but it means

453
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: something you know what that line and that's my line.

454
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath. Hey,

455
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: what's gone? Yeah, I'm good night. He got into a

456
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: fun Yeah okay, yeah, come on steam close it out. Stuff.

457
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: We say the right right out, Sydney. Hey could invite

458
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: me over to the little stak cassarb everything. I know,

459
00:34:51,520 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: I know you ran out of room. I can't. All right, guys,

460
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: thank you, that was good coming out. More of the

461
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve

462
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. What is this stray stuff he did

463
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: when no one was stuff we all do when nobody's looking. Okay, well,

464
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: a whole different person when nobody's looking. All right, here's one.

465
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: You ever get the wrong man? You know it's the

466
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: wrong man. Would you open it anyway? Yes? Where he working?

467
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: You make this much money here? Yeah? It came into

468
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: my house. I'm opening it right. You ever look at

469
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: somebody's phone so you can guess the pass code? Anybody? Anybody?

470
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I ain't never did that. Women the women's

471
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: are saying, no, let's show too. I don't need to

472
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: look at the phone, y'all know, y'all? Man? Cool? Oh, no, yeah,

473
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: he gave it all. Yeah, Timmy, I don't know mine,

474
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 1: oh tim me dog my kids no mine. Wow, y'all

475
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: y'all are together. I've never been that together. They do

476
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: dog my killers dad. I'm yeah, I don't know mine. Yeah,

477
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: everybody and my family know my parents. Cool. Wow, you're open. Wow. No,

478
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: that's never that's just with this marriage. You're so honest.

479
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: That's just that's what this mattered. That's just a recent

480
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: that second marriage right there. Let me tell you you

481
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: pick this phone up, man, it was like listening to

482
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: a tape on mission impossible. As soon as you touch

483
00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: my phone, just start smoking it. Yeah, okay, that's we

484
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,439
Speaker 1: do when nobody's looking here. One is this your own house?

485
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: But you drink juice straight out the bottom? Hell oh

486
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. I just did that the other day

487
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: at the kids juice too. Yeah, y'all wrong for this man,

488
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: drink after kids. I see if it's the end, If

489
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: it's the end of the container, that I can no, No,

490
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 1: it was it was fresh. Yeah, just open it. I took.

491
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: I took a swallow. Hell I bought it yeah, before

492
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: a germ factory. Okay, here's another one. Stuff we do

493
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: when nobody's looking. You ever go to somebody's house and

494
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: looking at medicine cabinet? Hell, yeah, yes, I've done that.

495
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I quit dating the girl cause it that you. Well,

496
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: if you got three bottles and I can't pronounce naw

497
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: one of them, out of here because obviously you have

498
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: something that because I don't three bottles or something with

499
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: long names on it, and I can't, I got to

500
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: get out of here. Yeah, ad a all no one?

501
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: She can't keep still? Yeah? Wrong, you're looking at yeah,

502
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: and you see a tube but anything, I'm out of here.

503
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: Kind of ointment. That ain't gonna be good? Right, and

504
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: and the label ain't on it? Coming up more of

505
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening

506
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time for Ask Steve. Steve,

507
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: You're ready, ready, always it's a rapid five. It's just questions. Uh,

508
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: we have several of them, so you might want to

509
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: do them expeditiously. Answers. Okay, do you get mad when

510
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: you can't find something? Yeah? You on? If? Man, when

511
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: I can't find nothing, what the hell is it? I

512
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: was talking to somebody, I'm looking all out to the

513
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: car anstering hold on, man, I got to be back, man,

514
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: I hold up? Yeah, I wrong. I can't find my phone, man,

515
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: I was on it. Yes, yes, I can't find all right.

516
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 1: So here's an interesting question. These are questions that Jay

517
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: Anthony Brown wanted us to ask you. If you're better

518
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: have Steve, if Marjorie had on something you didn't like,

519
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: would you say anything? Would you say something? Nope? No,

520
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 1: that's right, Nope, that's cute. I wish you would girl. Well,

521
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: just then, I'm not going how about that? All right?

522
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: Here's another one. Name three TV shows you and your

523
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: wife watched together? Huh? What TV shows that you and

524
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: Marjorie watched together? Oh? Is it that hard Sports Center?

525
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: No football, She's sit down and watch football with me.

526
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: Don't know a damn thing, Just be asking questions a

527
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: whole dot case standing go in the other room. Why

528
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,479
Speaker 1: are they jumping up down and said touchdown? How many points?

529
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: What touchdown? Why are they kicking it? Football? What else

530
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: do we watch? Sometimes we'll watch the news. Yeah, and

531
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: I guess the only other thing we'll watch together is

532
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: oh yeah, movies, Okay, watch movies together. I got NUSTA

533
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: and I have two out of three of those. No,

534
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 1: I'm not watching a football. All right, Here we go

535
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: this other question. Shay Any Brown wanted me to ask you,

536
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: do you talk to yourself? You talk to yourself if so?

537
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: About what I talked to myself about damn anything like

538
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 1: for instance, mostly about other people, though you know, somebody

539
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: getting on my nerves. H I fire them all, And

540
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: that's in practice for when I see them. I like

541
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,720
Speaker 1: it because a lot of if we're caught off guards,

542
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: sometimes we don't know what to say. No no, no, no,

543
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: no no. When I see y'all, didn't thought it out

544
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: us this damn this scripted? I like it. Yeah, all right,

545
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: here's another one from Jaanthony Brown. Name one good thing

546
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: and one bad thing about your unaired radio personality. Name

547
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: one good thing and one bad thing about your about us? Oh.

548
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,959
Speaker 1: The good thing is that probably the most dependable crew

549
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: in all of radio. I mean, they constantly are the

550
00:41:54,920 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: very supportive. They have answers and responses. Okay, thing sometimes

551
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: they talking on top of me. All right, here's the

552
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: last Okay, go ahead, go ahead, answer the last question.

553
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: All right. Here here's the last one. Stude. This is

554
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: from Anthony Brown. Name some of your best friends, Marvelous,

555
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: Marvin Harden, the Cardo proved butcher, Merida Al Brown. I'm

556
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: talking about Rider die too, will go down with me?

557
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: Man at Calhoun, Oh Blue Cold, Ricky Lewis. Okay, we

558
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: don't know the people, but they ain't not on famous.

559
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: But baby, I say this Brown ye, and that is

560
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: going to be a problem. Well, you know, I don't

561
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: want to, you know, put too much on him. I

562
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: know he's sick. Well you know what, I don't stop

563
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: him being a good friend. Yeah, he's still your friend, Steven.

564
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: He is at chemo as nothing right now. He's at

565
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: chemo right now, he's sticking cancers. But we love you.

566
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown coming up next to nephew in the

567
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: building with the prank phone call. Right after this, you're

568
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top

569
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my

570
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, the subject somebody has a secret admirer.

571
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 1: But right now the nephew in the building with today's

572
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: prank phone call, what you got for his nep that's

573
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: right here is church fee, Sary church fee with the

574
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: church Hey church fee. Biggest fan base isn't the church?

575
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 1: So this is church fee Here you go, let's go,

576
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach chy. You

577
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: got it? Hey? How you doing? This? Is? This is

578
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: brother Glenn from the church. Hey, brother Glenn, how you

579
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: doing good? I'm good, I'm real good. Did you enjoy

580
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: service morning? Oh? I enjoyed it? Pastor? Who who? Pastor?

581
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 1: Brought it down? Oh? My god? That was a word

582
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: for me? Right right, right right? So what do our old?

583
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: The pleasure of this call? I wanted to give you

584
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: some information that the that the church has come up with,

585
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 1: and we wanted to let you know what was going

586
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: on before the next Sunday. I didn't interrupt you that, No, No,

587
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: I actually h I may sound a little a little

588
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: off a little bit. I'm trying to get getting ready

589
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 1: for my little babies, my little darlins, and I'm trying

590
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: to Your voice sounds so familiar to me. It just

591
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: sounds so familiar. IM trying to place place that voice. Okay,

592
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: well you've seen me at the church quite a few times.

593
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: I think I have. I'm just trying to place it.

594
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: I can't place it right now, but look at it.

595
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: What Nevertheless, I just wanted. Here's here's what's going on. U.

596
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: Now you aware of that for the last the last

597
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: six Sundays, you've been actually coming in the service late.

598
00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: Have you realized that? Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that,

599
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: but uh, you know, yes, I have I have my reasons.

600
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 1: So okay, okay, Well, here's what's going on. The officials

601
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: at the church I've gotten together and this is what

602
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: they've decided on, is that anybody who is late starting

603
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: next Sunday, there would be a fifteen dollars charge for

604
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: that for coming in and disrupting services past the fastest

605
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: tide of service being disrupted by people walking in late.

606
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: That that could not come at a worst time. I

607
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: don't have fifteen dollars to give. I don't. I don't

608
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: have it. Oh um, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that

609
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: we late. I am. We are doing our best. I

610
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: have three kids. I have three young kids, two seven

611
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: and nine, and they are a handful and and and

612
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: we do the best that we can to get the

613
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: church on time, and and to tell you truth, when

614
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: we get there, it's during praise and worship, I mean past.

615
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: They ain't even preaching yet. So okay, I know it's

616
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: not Pastor's not up yet, but he's he's stating that

617
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: people coming in. It just seems very disrupted to the

618
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: service that's going on. That's so Nevertheless, like I said,

619
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 1: this is a warning call, you know, to let you

620
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 1: know that if you are late on next Sunday, then

621
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: they will be charging you fifteen dollars a late charge.

622
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: And actually you won't be able to even come in

623
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: until you until you pay a dollars. I can't even

624
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: get in church with we Look, okay, look, I don't.

625
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: I don't owe nothing. I don't owe you no explanation,

626
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: but I need to tell you something. We are me

627
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: and my kids for the last a few Sundays that

628
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: we've been late. It's because my car broke down. We

629
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: are owned the bus man public transportation. Okay, I mean,

630
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: and I understand, I understand. I siviltize with everything that

631
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: you're going through. But why are you called if you understand?

632
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 1: How are you calling me about fifteen dollars? If you

633
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: understand what I'm going through? Well I didn't. I first

634
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: of all, I didn't know what you were going Why

635
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: are you raising your voice at me? But why are

636
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: you raising Did you just raise your voice at me?

637
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: You know what? You know what I think? You're raising

638
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: your voice at me? How dare you call me about this?

639
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: About a feet and I'm there at church. I got

640
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: my key in desks trying to raise them up is

641
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: where they should go, just like the Bible say. And

642
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: you know why I got to do this and why

643
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: I'm late? Why while we got to chesch the bus?

644
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: Do you understand why that is? Brother Glenn, No, I

645
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: do not. That is because they to their daddy is

646
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: ain't and they yes, Tracy, you got to calm down

647
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: a little bit now. Oh Jesus help me. Jesus help me, Jesus. Okay, listen.

648
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: All I can do is tell you this. I hope

649
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 1: you can make it. Maybe you can catch an earlier bus,

650
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and get there a little earlier.

651
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: But but I'm just stating the fact that as of

652
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 1: next Sunday, if you come in late, it's fifteen dollars

653
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: late fee, and that's what you'll pay in order to

654
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: get in the service. You know what, Well, maybe next

655
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: Sunday I just won't be there. How about that? You

656
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: know I'm already working six days a week. The only

657
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: day I have off is Sunday. I've been baking, breaking

658
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: my back. Do you know I work two jobs or

659
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: two jobs, and they always trying to take money out

660
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: of my check, always trying to pull me here and there,

661
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: and I'm always tired. I get two hours of sleep

662
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: and then now the church wants to dump another fifteen

663
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: dollars charging me for being at church when that's what

664
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to do. But you're coming in late though,

665
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: you know what? You know what late ain't bad? Okay,

666
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 1: I might be delayed, but I ain't denied, and I'm

667
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 1: getting there the best way that I know how. We're

668
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: on the bus. I have to put my kids on

669
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: the school bus, and not you have to put them

670
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: on the school buson I have to get on the

671
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: bus myself to work because I don't have a car.

672
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: Because they daddy's ain't doing nothing nothing for them. Do

673
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying to you? I need to understand.

674
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: Daddy number one, guess what he daddy for? Two? He

675
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: in jail, been there aby five years, he ain't And

676
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: Daddy number three he decided to go ahead and walk out,

677
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: ain't I ain't heard from that that tent in about

678
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: seven months now. He know we're struggling. He had to

679
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: nerd take my wallet too. You don't You don't even

680
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: understand what I'm going through. You don't even understand that

681
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make a better life for me and

682
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: my children. There is one more thing, sister Tracy, that

683
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: the Church wants you to know before next Sunday that

684
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: you definitely need to know. What one more thing does

685
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 1: the church want me to know? Beside sixteen dollars? The

686
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: Church just wants you to know that. This is nephew

687
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Joe. Your sister Patrese

688
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: got me to prank phone call you. I am going her,

689
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: are you? No? I ain't got time for that. No,

690
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: I ain't got time for that. All right? Oh I

691
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: got something for her. How about that? You tell me?

692
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 1: She said, She said, my sister carbiral down. She says,

693
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 1: she got these kids. She over here struggling and struggling,

694
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: and she's trying to make it. But you gotta give

695
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: a hard time. She just wanted she wanted, she wanted

696
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: you to put us. She wanted to put a smile

697
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: on your face. Where are you want being settled out?

698
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to say she did. Wow, now that

699
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: I know you y'all were joking and now I know

700
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy. Hey, I gotta ask you something, Baby,

701
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 1: what's the bad is it? I mean, the badest radio

702
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: show in the land. That's Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby,

703
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Somebody got to do it. Pay

704
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 1: your church fees. All right, listen, Thank you nephew, and

705
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: thank you Steve for that. Okay, Coming up next, it's

706
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter subject Somebody has a Secret Admirer. We'll

707
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to show

708
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

709
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please

710
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and click

711
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, we could get your letter and

712
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: we'd be we could be reading it live on the air.

713
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: And did I almost say, and we'd be reading it

714
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: and we will read it live on the air, just

715
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one. Okay, buggle up and

716
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It

717
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter subject Somebody has a Secret admirer.

718
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I really need your advice for this

719
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: for this issue I'm having. I have fallen for someone

720
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: that I've never met in person. I have heard him

721
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: speak almost every day and I'm not sure if he

722
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 1: is single, but I would love to meet him in person.

723
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 1: I am single and ready to mingle with him if

724
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 1: he is available. This guy makes my toes curl when

725
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,959
Speaker 1: I hear his voice, and the icing on the cake

726
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: is that he is very funny and quite handsome. I

727
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: have been single and abstinent for abstinent for five years

728
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: by choice. I've been focusing on my daughters and I'm

729
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: writing a book about my family and it will be

730
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: coming out soon. I actually met a guy at Essence

731
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: Bets year when you guys were in New Orleans doing

732
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: a radio show, and I liked him a lot, but

733
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 1: he got married on me. I kept hoping, you guys

734
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: come back. What go here? I kept hoping you guys

735
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,879
Speaker 1: come back to the Essence fest so I can talk

736
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: to you in person about my new crush. I live

737
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 1: on the West Bank, so I'm not far from downtown.

738
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 1: It would be a great time to talk to you

739
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: about my crush. And maybe you, Shirley or Steve could

740
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: introduce me to my crush. Wow. I'm not sure if

741
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: you figured it out or not, but Junior is my crush.

742
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,919
Speaker 1: I don't want to remain silent and let Junior slip

743
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: away from me too, So I'm writing you to find

744
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: out if Junior is single and if he plans to

745
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: be in New Orleans anytime soon would get him down

746
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 1: the next week. If he's got a girl and not interested,

747
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: then can you please tell me the best way to

748
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: meet a good man like him? Wait a minute, I

749
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: like the way he handles his business, and he seems

750
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: like I like the way he handles his business and

751
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: he seems like a good family man. Or is this

752
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: a totally crazy way to meet a man? Do I

753
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: need to change my approach? Please help? Uh? This is

754
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: so sweet? This is so sweet. I love this. Yeah,

755
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: and yes, Junior is all the things you said in

756
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 1: the letter. He's a kind person. He's single, he's got

757
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: a great job. Junior works out. He's single. He's very funny.

758
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: You're right about that. He's fun to be around when

759
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: we hang out. He's fun, he's a life of the

760
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: did he just write notes on me? And did I mentioned, Yes,

761
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: he's single, and you asked if he was available. Yes,

762
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: he's available. Yes. He told me he frequents New Orleans

763
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: because I asked him, didn't I ask you, Junior? You did,

764
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: but I didn't know about the letter. He said he

765
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: likes New Orleans, the West Bank in particular. So this

766
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,919
Speaker 1: could work out. You guys, this cold. I'm so right now. Yes,

767
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: I know we got to find out these things. Uh,

768
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: this is to answer your question. It's a very good

769
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: way to meet people. Yes it is. I can give

770
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: you Junior's number, his availability, I know his schedule, Shirley. Yeah.

771
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: And and by the way, by the way, he's a

772
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: Junior is a good man. He's a very good man.

773
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 1: He loves his family. He's a good family man. I

774
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: love the way he handles his business. He will handle it. Uh.

775
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: And this is just wonderful. I'm so excited, Junior. Yeah, Steve, Shirley,

776
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: you was away that right? No, yes, all right, listen

777
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: to me or we're gonna read this like as we

778
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: go in order, like we don't know this. Junior. Okay,

779
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: thank you. I need your advice for the issue I'm having.

780
00:54:55,400 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: I've fallen for someone that I have never met in person. Okay, Hi,

781
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: you don't fail for somebody you ain't even met yet.

782
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:13,439
Speaker 1: I've heard him speak almost every day. I'm not sure

783
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: if he's single, but I would love to meet him.

784
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm singing and make ready to me go. This guy

785
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: makes my toes curl when I hear his voice. What, yes? What?

786
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: I love this his voice? I make your toes curl? What?

787
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: What the hell? I'm shocked to I'm shot and your

788
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:54,280
Speaker 1: toes curl? I'm shocked too. What is your toes curl?

789
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: With his voice? And the icing on the cake is

790
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: He's very funny and quiet hands. So she's seen it.

791
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: It's not for a year. I'm just talking to the lady, Shirley.

792
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: But obviously you have. You've been single and after it

793
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: for five years. Now. That's another problem. But we've been

794
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 1: doing going here, wrestle, now, going here, you know, trying

795
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: to you know, probably tuna can we need we need

796
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: a can with key on it. We need a spam

797
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 1: can kill Yeah. Now, now I've been focusing on my

798
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: daughters and I've written a book about your family to

799
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: be coming out soon. Don't nobody know you. I actually

800
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: met a guy in Essence one year while he was

801
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: in New Orleans doing the radio show, and I liked

802
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: him a lot, but he got married on me. Who

803
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: is that? That's just some dude. Probably might have been terming.

804
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: I think I can't ask you guys. Come back to

805
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 1: the Essence so I can talk to you in about

806
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: this crush. I live on the West Bank, so I

807
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: ain't far from downtown. In a great time talk to

808
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: you about my crush. Maybe, Shirley, you are Steve. Steve

809
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: not gonna talk to you about Julie. I'm your girl,

810
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: coach because dream like little nephew and I had to

811
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: watch over. He's my brother. Could you introduce me to

812
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: my crush? We could, but like time to say, We're

813
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: gonna need some evidence with who you are. All right, listen, Steve,

814
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: hang on catfishing, nobody in your ship. Hang on, Steve

815
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: for part two. We'll have part two of your response

816
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three after the hour subject someone

817
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: has a secret admirer. We'll be right back right after this.

818
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, Let's recap today's struggle.

819
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 1: Recap a simple Shirley, this girl got a crush on

820
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: Junior yes, she said some things in this letter that

821
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: this guy makes my toes curl when I hit his boy. Junior,

822
00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: that's what's doing it right now. I'm single and ready

823
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: to mingle. I've been focused on my daughters and I'm

824
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: writing a book about my family and it'll be coming

825
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: out soon. And you live on the West Bank, you

826
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: ain't far from downtown. Be great to talk to you

827
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: about my crush. And maybe you, Shirley or Steve could

828
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: introduce me to my crush. I'm not sure if you

829
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: figured it out or not, but my crush is Junior.

830
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 1: And when you got to this line right here, my

831
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: mouth fell over because I keep going back to just

832
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: sounding his voice, just make and then I heard its Junior,

833
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: and then hold through the whole damn ladder. All. So

834
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Speaker 1: I'm writing you to find out if Junior single, Yes,

835
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Speaker 1: Junior is single, if he plans being New Orleans anytime soon?

836
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 1: Are you gonna being Orlans this year? Junior? Yeah? Yeah. Now.

837
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: I like the way he handles his business and he

838
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: seems like a good family man. I was just totally

839
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: crazy way. It's not a crazy way, But Tommy gonna

840
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: give you some information. We need a picture it's uh

841
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: when Tommy's need a full body picture. Two are your

842
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: full body front and back of all this from your

843
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: chin and up. We don't need that catfishing anymore, real, clush,

844
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 1: you ain't catfishing nobody picture by what you grew in.

845
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: I need a time coder. I need your passport because

846
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: at least we know that's at least ten years. Tommy's Tips,

847
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: two thousand and three at yahoo dot com. T O

848
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: M M Y S T I P S TPS two

849
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: zero zero three at yahoo dot com. Tommy's Tips, two

850
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 1: thousand and three. Send us your picture. You still got that,

851
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: damn web. There's some stuff on that and what celebrity

852
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 1: would you most likely look like? We need to know

853
00:59:52,440 --> 01:00:00,040
Speaker 1: that with the picture. Lady Joe, gentlemen, Nail Carter he

854
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 1: judging brand as you questions, JUDGM, could you give me

855
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: a profile? What type of person we did it with? Yeah?

856
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: Ask me a series of questions and I answered according

857
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: Shirley just asked me any, asked me any questions you

858
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: want to know, and I'm gonna give you the answers

859
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: to help you understand who dealing with. Okay, so she's

860
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 1: she's heard the radio show she she wants us to

861
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: come down and do the radio show again. She lives

862
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: close to uh downtown. She lives in the West Bank.

863
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Well, she hard no, no, you

864
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: can't come up by it. And the don't be hard

865
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: now from the west Bank, man, the west Bank, west Bank.

866
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,919
Speaker 1: You gotta have it together. What else? Okay? Any kind

867
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: Is it a good thing that she's been concentrating on

868
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 1: her daughters. That's a very very good thing. That's also

869
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: a distraction. That mean, ain't nothing been happening? Yeah? What

870
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: about the fact that she she's been abstinent for a

871
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 1: while celibate. That's scary five years? And why is that scary? Well,

872
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 1: I need you know, I ain't nobody shut come on?

873
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: Use you absence about choice of just atybody said nothing?

874
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 1: Come on? Or it's when you in the room, don't

875
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 1: nobody see you? You appear to be absent? Go ahead?

876
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: Next question, does it appear to you is this a

877
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: red flag? If at first it seems like she wanted

878
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: Tommy and now that he's taken, she she changed to junior.

879
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: Is that an area of concern? Frightening thing? Is I'm

880
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 1: the only one now? I think she wanted you before me.

881
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 1: I ain't no need to want me. I'm unwonnable. I

882
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 1: ain't even wonnable. Yeah, okay, So what what happened all

883
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: of a sudden that now she's single and ready to mingle? Well,

884
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: you know it's been five years, and you know, after

885
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: while you got and look at yourself and go, I

886
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 1: need to do something. So writing Strawberry letta, Yeah, and

887
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: what's the problem with the line? I know with the problem.

888
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 1: I think I know that he makes her toast curl

889
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 1: when he hears when she hears his voice. Junior has

890
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 1: a lot of toe curling moments in his life. So

891
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: you know, y'all go ski and his damn toes a

892
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: curl enough too, because he's gonna be too cold. Oh.

893
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: I like how you with you the back door? Now?

894
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: I like that just y'all be sitting up in both

895
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 1: y'all toes. Well, don't you think it's cool that um

896
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: that she thinks he's very funny and quite handsome? He

897
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: is very very funny, Now, Junior not handsome? Yeah, Julie's

898
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 1: not handsome. You're not hands I know I'm not handsome,

899
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: but don't take that. I'm okay, I'm okay looking. I'm

900
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: not even show about that. I'm not even really show about. Yeah,

901
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: you're quite handsome, though, j She saw him. She was

902
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: in back of the room. We had a straight look. Yeah.

903
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 1: Thirty eight rolls back, Squinton. Well does this speak to

904
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: her mental? I follow for the one that I've never

905
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 1: met in person. This is flat out June bull crazy person. Well,

906
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: I like the fact. And what do you think, Steve

907
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: that if he's got a girl and not interested, tell

908
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 1: her the best way to me to man she's moving on.

909
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: June is available, but we need a picture. Tell him

910
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: the website to send it to. Tommy's Tips two thousand

911
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: and three at yahoo dot com. Tommy's Tips two thousand

912
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: and three at yahoo dot com. We're gonna get to

913
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: the bomba yesterday, all right? Listen post her comments on

914
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook,

915
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: and don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast

916
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: on demand. You're listening show Okay, Steve Junior j Anthony

917
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: Brown Today's comedy segment What you Got Jay? Nicknames With

918
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: the nicknames we all went to school with people we

919
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 1: knew the nickname and sometimes we didn't know that damn

920
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 1: real name, but name the nickname didn't match the personality

921
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: Steve with him still with him? For instance, we all

922
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: knew somebody in school named doll baby, but what the what?

923
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: But she had she look like a dog baby, looking

924
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: like a dog baby in years, in years and I'm

925
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 1: talking in years, yeah, baby, all school, somebody names speedy speedy,

926
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 1: but his an walked real slow. Jay, you do the

927
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: beginning to all of them? And I had the cold?

928
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 1: How about your body? We talk about nicknames, everybody, hain't

929
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: got somebody who knows somebody that's got nicknames, but the

930
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: nickname don't match the personality. How about somebody the name

931
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: is smile Steve, but what ain't got a two finish here?

932
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: All smile smile? When the school with the person his nickname?

933
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: For years, everybody called him books. Books stopped going to

934
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: school in the seventh grade. Books ain't been to school

935
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: since seth grade. All yeah, what y'all caring them for?

936
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: They called books though nickname, that their nickname, but they

937
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 1: don't match the person. That nickname is slim fat ass,

938
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: Wait four hundred pounds. He was slim in junior high.

939
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 1: He bad in a four hunted heaven slim. I know,

940
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 1: how about does the nickname nickname? His nickname all through

941
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 1: school was cash money broke his helpe. I love this nickname.

942
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: And in last but not least, anybody would look in

943
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 1: front of that name, ain't little at all? No, no,

944
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 1: because they did. They started that in the seventies and eighties,

945
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 1: Little John Live, Mike Live by Wild, Little Wayne. George

946
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 1: Wallace got on. He called white girl problem is. Ain't

947
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 1: nobody in his family light held light his one George

948
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 1: Waller lights wonder for everybody? Didn't family call him read red.

949
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harpy Morning Show. Here's how to get

950
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 1: into the mood in advance to make sex more amazing.

951
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 1: Don't look bored like you already know this, Steve, Okay,

952
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: like you don't need any help in this area. Look

953
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 1: at all the guys in the room like yes, yes,

954
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 1: like they could have ridden all the stuff about me. Okay,

955
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 1: First of all, get in the mood. Time to start

956
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 1: thinking about what's going to turn you on later. So

957
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: that's how you get in the mood. You start thinking

958
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 1: about what's going to turn you on later. Okay, say

959
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 1: it's now you know when we get up, you start

960
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: thinking about it. Now, so by the time we get

961
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 1: up work and you get home, tell me what if

962
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,200
Speaker 1: you mention it. Hey, we're gonna do something when we

963
01:07:48,280 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 1: get home. Yeah, that's enough. You know we've been turning

964
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 1: me on late. I've been catching her and I don't

965
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 1: know what it is. When I catch her animal, I just, boy,

966
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: when I catch her hands, it just it happens right

967
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 1: there at the animals. Because some kids don't really come

968
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 1: into launching part of the boy, we'd be right there

969
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 1: getting a whole weight. Man. I like, I like, like

970
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:24,800
Speaker 1: when you're walking up the steps and I'm behind him,

971
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 1: that's it. You game name makes sense. Ironing is not sexy.

972
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:34,639
Speaker 1: So you boy, when my baby leaning over behind him, God,

973
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,599
Speaker 1: that is the greatest thing in the world. Now, I'd

974
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 1: be like, these pills it's on, boy, the five damn dollars,

975
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:51,639
Speaker 1: I'm going down. Do you have to hear about these

976
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 1: pills every time? The cost of the pills, all of

977
01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 1: that every time? Every Yes? Okay, So here's another here's

978
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 1: another tip. So you know, when you're thinking about it early,

979
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,360
Speaker 1: start texting, because it takes women a little longer. We're

980
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 1: not as ready, set go as you guys. So it

981
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 1: takes us a long time to warr you know, longer

982
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:17,160
Speaker 1: time to warm up to get where you guys already are.

983
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,720
Speaker 1: And I have another problem with that because I'm such

984
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,160
Speaker 1: a bad speller. And then I text I'm gonna ted

985
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: that grass up, and she's looking at her phone like

986
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 1: what what she gonna say to say? Good, because I'm

987
01:09:54,200 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: been asking you to get another thing that garbage. Okay,

988
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:17,080
Speaker 1: So they say eat frisky friendly foods, you know, like um,

989
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: like oysters, things like that. You know, the foods that

990
01:10:20,479 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 1: say that they're aprodisiacs. Don't eat the rito. Yeah. Yeah.

991
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 1: They don't want you to ease cool wrench on your breath.

992
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:35,520
Speaker 1: It's not cool. It smells a lot like a rinch. Cooless,

993
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: your breath do smell like a rinch? Ain't nothing cool?

994
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:44,639
Speaker 1: But that's exactly what they says. Avoid foods that cause

995
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:48,439
Speaker 1: bloating and bad breath. That's exactly what The cigars are

996
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:52,360
Speaker 1: not helpful at all, you know, boy, you don't know

997
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:58,600
Speaker 1: how many times you love your cigars. Yeah, but you know,

998
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:01,120
Speaker 1: I know, you know, what do you do before I

999
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 1: go to Big Dog? I have to brush first of all,

1000
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:11,480
Speaker 1: I have to wash my monch. You don't really seems

1001
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:15,600
Speaker 1: is a whole nother separate back. My lips is a

1002
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 1: whole soul. Three man, I got to brush my teeth

1003
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:27,200
Speaker 1: with toothpaste, okay, then I brush them with Lister Red okay.

1004
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:31,600
Speaker 1: Then I rest with list okay, and then you know,

1005
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 1: I go eat something cool and refreshing. But don't come

1006
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:38,080
Speaker 1: in there at all with cigar brow now because I

1007
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,880
Speaker 1: actually live with the blood hat. All right, We'll be

1008
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

1009
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:51,880
Speaker 1: after you're listening to show. Never far from the office,

1010
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 1: even on vacation, That is the question. A new survey

1011
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,759
Speaker 1: found that forty five percent of responding said they checked

1012
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:02,800
Speaker 1: in with the it's multiple times a day while they're

1013
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:07,960
Speaker 1: on vacation. That's that's not a vacation. Listen to this one.

1014
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 1: I know, I know I was. I won't be called

1015
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 1: give you my word, find me on Instagram. I would

1016
01:12:20,479 --> 01:12:25,720
Speaker 1: gone lat week. I ain't even tell y'all I would leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1017
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:30,560
Speaker 1: we know. Yeah, So forty five I know percent of

1018
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:33,639
Speaker 1: respondents say they checked in with the office multiple times

1019
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:37,960
Speaker 1: a day during vacation. Twenty six percent said they checked

1020
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,760
Speaker 1: in at least once a day, and none of the

1021
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,200
Speaker 1: respondents said they never checked in with work while on vacation.

1022
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:48,200
Speaker 1: What they need to tell is it a disrespect to

1023
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,840
Speaker 1: the people you on vacation with stay on the phone

1024
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 1: and keep calling and working. Ain't that a disrespect that?

1025
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:57,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what the hell you

1026
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 1: just said. Just respect if it's disrespectful. But I'm sure

1027
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,720
Speaker 1: the arguments and all of that coming from you know,

1028
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be on vacation. I mean, if you

1029
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 1: out with your spouse and you you guys are on

1030
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 1: a vacation. You got a three four day weekend. You know,

1031
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,559
Speaker 1: is it right to be calling back and forth working

1032
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:22,120
Speaker 1: if you're on vaca? On vacake? All right? We got

1033
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,439
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at

1034
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:26,800
Speaker 1: thirty three after the hour with some trending news stories

1035
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:30,720
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1036
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:33,000
Speaker 1: What is this Jay? Stuff you did when no one

1037
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:37,559
Speaker 1: was stuff we all do when nobody's looking. You ever

1038
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 1: get the wrong mail, you know it's the wrong man?

1039
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 1: Would you open it anyway? Yes? Wow? He worked at

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Speaker 1: he makes this much money here? Yeah? It gave into

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01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 1: my house. I'm opening it, right. You ever look at

1042
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,759
Speaker 1: somebody's phone so you can guess they pass code? Anybody? Anybody?

1043
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I ain't never did that. No women, the

1044
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:15,840
Speaker 1: women's I say no, but surely too. I don't need

1045
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:17,920
Speaker 1: to look at the mom. Y'all know, y'all? Man co

1046
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:23,160
Speaker 1: oh no, yeah, yeah, Timmy, I don't know. Oh I know,

1047
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,439
Speaker 1: I'm time to time me. Ah, dog tik my kids? No, man,

1048
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 1: who y'all y'all are together. I've never been that together?

1049
01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:38,080
Speaker 1: They do dog my killers. Dad, I'm turning on the phone. Yeah,

1050
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, yeah, everybody in my family? No,

1051
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:49,400
Speaker 1: my parents. Cool, you're so open. Wow, No, that's never

1052
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:54,240
Speaker 1: that's just with this marriage. You're so honest. That's just

1053
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 1: that's what this marriage. That's just a recent it's a

1054
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 1: remake having first. It's that second. Man's right there. Let

1055
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 1: me tell you. If you pick this phone up, man,

1056
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:08,200
Speaker 1: it was like listening to a tape on Mission Impossible.

1057
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:19,280
Speaker 1: Soon did you touch my phone? Just start smoking? Okay, okay,

1058
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 1: that's we do when nobody's looking here. One one, this

1059
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,599
Speaker 1: is your own house. But you drink juice straight out

1060
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 1: the bottom. Hell oh, yeah, jee, I just did that

1061
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:33,760
Speaker 1: the other day after kids juice too. Yeah, y'all wrong

1062
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:36,880
Speaker 1: for this man drink after kids and I see if

1063
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,799
Speaker 1: it's the end, If it's the end of the container

1064
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 1: that I can no, no, it was, it was fresh, Yeah,

1065
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,920
Speaker 1: just open it. I took. I took a swallow. Hell

1066
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:52,080
Speaker 1: I bought it. Yeah, a German factory. Okay, here's another one.

1067
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,360
Speaker 1: Stuff we doing. Nobody's looking. You ever go to somebody's

1068
01:15:54,400 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 1: house and looking at medicine cabinet? Hell yeah, yeah, oh yeah,

1069
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:04,840
Speaker 1: I quit dating. The girl calls it that. Well, if

1070
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:07,320
Speaker 1: you got three bottles and I can't pronounce naw one

1071
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 1: of them, out of here because obviously you have something

1072
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 1: that I because three bottles or something long names on

1073
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 1: it and I can't pronounce them. I got to get

1074
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:26,680
Speaker 1: out of here, lingo, yeah at all, No one, she

1075
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:33,679
Speaker 1: can't keep still, y'all wrong for that. If you look

1076
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:38,839
Speaker 1: at that, yeah, and you see or two but anything,

1077
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. Antment be all right? Steve coming

1078
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:52,840
Speaker 1: up closing remarks right after this. You're listening morning show,

1079
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:55,880
Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Here we are last break of the day.

1080
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 1: Time for you to leave us with some closing remarks, Yeah,

1081
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:03,799
Speaker 1: you know, I try to find different ways to encourage

1082
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:10,479
Speaker 1: people because life is really challenging, man, and it's becoming

1083
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:15,320
Speaker 1: even more so for all of us because of social media. Man,

1084
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 1: it's like craziness. It's it's you can become a part

1085
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:25,240
Speaker 1: of the meal, so to speak. You can just become

1086
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:27,160
Speaker 1: a part of the meal. And you don't even have

1087
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:31,439
Speaker 1: to be famous, you really really don't. It can just

1088
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 1: be in your circle of friends that you start getting

1089
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:37,080
Speaker 1: hated on or something like that. But it's really difficult

1090
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 1: out here. So I really try to give people bits

1091
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 1: and pieces of things that happened to me as I

1092
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:48,559
Speaker 1: progress through my life, and I maintain and I grow

1093
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:53,160
Speaker 1: all the while in spite of in spite of not

1094
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:57,640
Speaker 1: two things help me. First of all, my relationship with

1095
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 1: God is probably better than it's ever been because I've

1096
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 1: learned some really really useful tools over the past year

1097
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 1: to really really help me. Now, little did I know

1098
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,880
Speaker 1: that God was presenting these tools to me so I

1099
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:17,479
Speaker 1: could so I would have them and be equipped for

1100
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 1: the fight that he knew was coming my way. Man,

1101
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:27,639
Speaker 1: that's a cool, cool thing to know that God taught

1102
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 1: me some things before last year that was going to

1103
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,639
Speaker 1: help me with what he knew was coming my way

1104
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:37,560
Speaker 1: this year. So the first thing I have to attribute

1105
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:41,120
Speaker 1: and give credit to my relationship with God has been

1106
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:46,360
Speaker 1: the real root of my ability to keep moving forward

1107
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:51,280
Speaker 1: in the face of all circumstances, whether they seemed appeared

1108
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:55,240
Speaker 1: to be what they were or not. And then secondly,

1109
01:18:56,240 --> 01:19:02,400
Speaker 1: I have learned how to shield myself. It's not that

1110
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:06,080
Speaker 1: I know how to shield myself, but I've learned how

1111
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:10,280
Speaker 1: to put a protective coating over my mind to help

1112
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:13,320
Speaker 1: me deal with negativity, because it's just so much of

1113
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,160
Speaker 1: it out there. Man. And if you get if you

1114
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 1: really listen to what everybody's saying, you know you have

1115
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 1: a lot more people that love you than hate. You

1116
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:23,519
Speaker 1: know that the problem with hate is it's so dog

1117
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:27,639
Speaker 1: gonn loud, and love it's just somebody called and say, hey, man,

1118
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:29,720
Speaker 1: don't worry about none of that. I got you back.

1119
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,760
Speaker 1: I love you, man, Thank you for all you do.

1120
01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:35,160
Speaker 1: Your real friends know the truth. It's just people who don't.

1121
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,479
Speaker 1: They have something to say. So your relationship with God

1122
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,200
Speaker 1: and this practice that I've learned of how to the

1123
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,760
Speaker 1: coat now how to coat my mind from negativity, have

1124
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:48,080
Speaker 1: been two of the most powerful things that I've developed

1125
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:51,760
Speaker 1: over the past couple of years and last year and

1126
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:55,640
Speaker 1: a few months ago, that's really really helping me. And

1127
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 1: so what I wanted to kind of share in light

1128
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:01,880
Speaker 1: of all of that, or in that same vein as

1129
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:05,640
Speaker 1: what I want you to stop doing. If you're doing this,

1130
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:16,040
Speaker 1: stop giving people permission to have an opinion about you, man,

1131
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:26,360
Speaker 1: Stop giving people permission to have an opinion about you, when,

1132
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:31,840
Speaker 1: first of all, they don't even know you. Number two,

1133
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,640
Speaker 1: are a lot of people with an opinion about you.

1134
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:40,719
Speaker 1: They've never met you. And here's the most important reason

1135
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:45,680
Speaker 1: they don't know you. They haven't met you. And you

1136
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:48,599
Speaker 1: want to know the real reason you shouldn't care, Because

1137
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:52,760
Speaker 1: they don't care. They don't care anything about you, one

1138
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:57,040
Speaker 1: way or another. They just riding through the system pushing buttons,

1139
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,759
Speaker 1: and you happen to be the button that they pushing today.

1140
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:08,120
Speaker 1: Do not give people permission to have an opinion about you,

1141
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:13,280
Speaker 1: and you listen to it. I stopped doing that. I

1142
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:17,479
Speaker 1: stopped giving people my permission to have an opinion about me.

1143
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:20,240
Speaker 1: You don't have I'm not giving you permission. Now. You

1144
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:24,759
Speaker 1: can go have one, but it's without my permission. So therefore,

1145
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:30,320
Speaker 1: you can't affect me. Listen to me. People. If you

1146
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:33,000
Speaker 1: don't give them the permission to affect you, they can't

1147
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:37,560
Speaker 1: affect you. You can keep pushing on and upwards to

1148
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:41,320
Speaker 1: your goals. Don't give them permission to turn you back.

1149
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:44,439
Speaker 1: Don't give them permission to stop you. Don't give a

1150
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:48,080
Speaker 1: person permission to ride your back. Martin Luther King said,

1151
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,479
Speaker 1: a man can't ride your back unless you bend over.

1152
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:55,599
Speaker 1: Stand up, stand up to some of this mess. I'm

1153
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:57,800
Speaker 1: not saying go down there and do something about it.

1154
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:01,320
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, stand up. Hold your head up, square

1155
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 1: your shoulders, pinch your shoulder blades, get your chests out,

1156
01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:08,960
Speaker 1: hold your chin up, go on with your bad self.

1157
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:13,080
Speaker 1: Quit worrying about what they're saying. Then people don't even

1158
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:18,280
Speaker 1: know you. Don't give these people permission to make you

1159
01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:22,719
Speaker 1: feel less than who you really are. Your heavenly Father

1160
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:25,800
Speaker 1: made you. You're a child of God. These people didn't

1161
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:34,880
Speaker 1: make you. Do not give them permission. Don't give them

1162
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:40,639
Speaker 1: permission to be a determining factor in your life. They

1163
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:44,080
Speaker 1: don't have your permission to do that. They don't have

1164
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 1: the ability to do that. Don't give them permission to

1165
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:52,160
Speaker 1: hate you, turn you back, ride your back make you

1166
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:55,400
Speaker 1: feel less, be a determining factor in your life. You

1167
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,960
Speaker 1: know why because they don't know you, they never met you,

1168
01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:01,160
Speaker 1: and they don't care about you. You should not care

1169
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:04,360
Speaker 1: about what they think. Those are my remarks. Have a

1170
01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:20,160
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