Speaker 1: Matt Let's Chicken on Project Chart Operation. What are some
Speaker 1: new reviews that we've gotten on Apple Podcasts. We got
Speaker 1: a new one from Chris Seattle who says you had
Speaker 1: me at Tanya Harding and five star review. I can't
Speaker 1: remember how I discovered this podcast, but the first one
Speaker 1: I heard included a lengthy discussion about Janya Harding. I
Speaker 1: was immediately hooked. I'm a middle aged mother of two
Speaker 1: teenagers in Seattle and probably not their target demographic, but
Speaker 1: that factor speaks to their universal appear subscribe now, thank
Speaker 1: me later. Actually, that is exactly my target. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, a mother of two in Seattle is our target?
Speaker 1: Is our target? Time that an older sisters of my friends? Exactly? Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, Chris. That's a lovely review. Please
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Speaker 1: see you? Why? Why? And look over there? How is
Speaker 1: that larger? Yes? Goodness? Well, let's called you gotta change
Speaker 1: it up a little bit. Sometimes I like the little spice.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something. Yeah, um, I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about it more. Yes, what we just discussed prior to
Speaker 1: going on air bowing throughout that maybe we should go
Speaker 1: see the Shape of Water tonight. I would love to
Speaker 1: go see it with you. Because number fourteen of culture,
Speaker 1: Octavia has the ravatas. I'm sorry I wasn't ready for that,
Speaker 1: but yet we discussed this. We didn't discuss this anytime
Speaker 1: Octavia's on screen, even if it's a bullshit like Hollywood
Speaker 1: Reporter video. I mean, they're not bullshit, They're wonderful. I
Speaker 1: think that they are often almost entirely bullshit. But sometimes
Speaker 1: when Octavia's on them, well, can I tell you who
Speaker 1: they always have on those Hollywood round table round table
Speaker 1: and never has anything to say? Is Amy Adams. Amy's great,
Speaker 1: she's great, but she's always on them and she's always like, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's definitely being a woman is harder. You know who's
Speaker 1: who's always on the fucking Gina Rodriguez is on what
Speaker 1: she's been on two and then every time you know what,
Speaker 1: she's great, well, let me she she cuts she interrupts
Speaker 1: people and stop it. She interrupts people, she cuts them off. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: and it's a little like Gina give people space. Well,
Speaker 1: she's excited because she's new to the end. She's very excited. Um,
Speaker 1: that's actually number twelve of culture. When you're new to
Speaker 1: the end, it's exciting. Okay. So I will say this,
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about it more and I still don't
Speaker 1: want to go see it, but I do think that
Speaker 1: it's fascinating that there is allegedly a scene where Sally
Speaker 1: Hopkins sucks a fish. I hear that she does not
Speaker 1: the fist. I have actually it almost nearly confirmed. And
Speaker 1: by confirmed, I mean I have read reviews that say
Speaker 1: there is a sex scene, there are shots of the
Speaker 1: fish dick that's insane, but not of her fucking the fist. Well,
Speaker 1: if there's going to be fish dick in the movie
Speaker 1: and and someone's not sucking it, then it's a waste.
Speaker 1: And that to me is a very low review from
Speaker 1: this reviewer. And I will say, look look out for
Speaker 1: this in the future. Soon Bowen and I are going
Speaker 1: to start doing movie reviews and and the show was
Speaker 1: going to be called Matt and bow and our Cisco
Speaker 1: and Ebert bitch who knows for that? And look out
Speaker 1: for it? And you know who I give a five
Speaker 1: star review our guest. Yes, I was gonna say our guests.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say our guests, and I said it
Speaker 1: in yes, let we agree. We agree wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly. That's
Speaker 1: good to the credits. You do it, honey. Our guest
Speaker 1: is a true culturally culture. She's been behind the camera,
Speaker 1: in front of the camera, on the side of the camera,
Speaker 1: sort of being like, hey what about here's an ault.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pitch anault literally all angles of the cameras.
Speaker 1: She is writing for the upcoming show on TBS, Miracle Workers,
Speaker 1: starring Daniel Radcliffe. I can't believe that's Daniel Radcliffe. You know,
Speaker 1: he was Harry Potter. He was Harry Potter and he
Speaker 1: wasn't hav seed in business without really trying. You know what,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of talent. That's a lot of talent
Speaker 1: as much a small frame as much talent. But I
Speaker 1: would say less talent than our guests. But she, I
Speaker 1: would agree with what you saw her on film. I
Speaker 1: saw her. I saw The Big Sick with my dad
Speaker 1: and when was was on screen, I go, that's my friend.
Speaker 1: And she was so funny. My dad was like, she's
Speaker 1: very good. That's good. And she loved, she loved, he
Speaker 1: loved that movie. He said it was very very relatable
Speaker 1: to Asian culture, and I said, of course it is,
Speaker 1: um And you know what, we'll talk about this later. Um.
Speaker 1: And she's currently writing for No, No, No. She she
Speaker 1: was writing for The President Show, Fantastic Show, and Comedy
Speaker 1: Central Trump And you know her from her amazing, amazing
Speaker 1: live shows with three busy pretty busy DeBras. It's a
Speaker 1: guy thing. Uh. And we'll have just done their holiday party,
Speaker 1: which was a block very much a blast, very much blast.
Speaker 1: Are going to be performing as Sluck Yes with a
Speaker 1: Christmas mix by request, by request. It's gonna be very funny. Guys,
Speaker 1: Please welcome our guest Christmas. And I will also say
Speaker 1: recently really took a bite out of culture with your
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, at culture which was bad, affleck,
Speaker 1: which was must have. It had to happen. It did
Speaker 1: have to happen. It was much meaner than I thought
Speaker 1: it would be. No, but I thought, no, she's correct, though,
Speaker 1: you were correct. The argo is so insane. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been saying it for years. I'll say it till I die.
Speaker 1: I No one cares. It's awful. Yeah. Yeah, in fact,
Speaker 1: she beats the drum still. She wrote it, remember when
Speaker 1: she wrote that character. She wrote a character's sudi right
Speaker 1: when Argo came out, which was an Iranian film reviewer
Speaker 1: reviewing the movie ben affleck Argo and the one. The
Speaker 1: funniest thing I thought was when she was like, of course, yes,
Speaker 1: it is true. Iranians we are always screaming God. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just like there's two types of Iranian characters in
Speaker 1: that show, which three three. There's terrorists with the gun
Speaker 1: who yells all these lines. There's the one nice one
Speaker 1: who is like a maid, and then the hordes of
Speaker 1: people swarming the embassy like who you liken to zombies,
Speaker 1: which was like, oh my god, of course, like that's
Speaker 1: what they were portrayed as and that's disgusting yea. And
Speaker 1: at the end, but I saw myself in that, remember
Speaker 1: he goes like she te the movie. She came back
Speaker 1: and I was like, what do you think? She was
Speaker 1: like fucking terrible. She was like at the end, like
Speaker 1: the one nice Iranian girl escapes to Iraq, things would
Speaker 1: be great, she has a happy ending. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if she does. That's a whole another movie,
Speaker 1: and that movie also like it doesn't get the ship
Speaker 1: it deserves for the like self. So like all this
Speaker 1: Hollywood humor which so much hate that sort of inside
Speaker 1: baseball humor, Oh my god, and all going over and
Speaker 1: over again, or go funk yourself with the most exhausting,
Speaker 1: like masturbatory thing. It was like, you know something that
Speaker 1: like all the old dudes on set were like, it
Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't heighten, it's not fun. It's really not funny.
Speaker 1: It really very clearly doesn't make sense at all. And
Speaker 1: then they buckled down and really do it over and
Speaker 1: over and over again. I don't ever want to see
Speaker 1: ellen Alda again. I'm sorry, it's a movie that has
Speaker 1: not ellen Alda. Alan Alda, he's good by alan Alda.
Speaker 1: We love Alan Arkin. Get out of here, Get out
Speaker 1: of here, he out to see. The movie is built
Speaker 1: around a fucking pun, a bad pun, and it's repeated
Speaker 1: twenty fucking thousand times. And also Ben Affleck plays I
Speaker 1: don't remember, like yes, mendes so you know, that's cool,
Speaker 1: that's really cool. It's really cool of him. What a
Speaker 1: good actor. A stretch. Also, he literally grew a beard,
Speaker 1: so totally totally think about the ben Affleck never ever
Speaker 1: ever changes in any of his movies. Talk about no versatility.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're right, like really has no business
Speaker 1: when then, well, this was controversial because you also made
Speaker 1: some comments about the physical appearance, which I totally agree.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's attractive. Do not think he's attractive.
Speaker 1: It's okay if you think he's attractive. I cannot think
Speaker 1: he's attractive. Well, no, I mean Metra's comments about Metrick
Speaker 1: kept repeating fat motherfucker, but then at the end said
Speaker 1: I should feel bad about weight shaving. No, I shouldn't.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking asshole. He's racist, he's he's misogynist. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, bah blah. I will say this. They're literally
Speaker 1: so with all the ship coming out about like everyone,
Speaker 1: it feels like you literally opened up the newspaper every
Speaker 1: morning I wake up, I fucking opened my front door,
Speaker 1: and I've been my ass over to pick up my
Speaker 1: newspaper and I wipe it off, the jew on my
Speaker 1: on my pants, and I crisp slack my crisp, and
Speaker 1: I say, honey downstair. And her name is carol Um
Speaker 1: short for Carol amb Um. No, but anyway, So it
Speaker 1: feels like Laura coming out. So of course we've just
Speaker 1: got Matt Lauer, who, of course I've not liked for
Speaker 1: many years because Ann Curry is my girl. But I
Speaker 1: actually literally no, like not literally, I don't know this person,
Speaker 1: but there are there's like one particular agent who like
Speaker 1: did something to a friend of ours, and that person
Speaker 1: hasn't even been talked about yet. So it's just crazy everyone.
Speaker 1: There's like everyone that like you know, you think is
Speaker 1: gonna get named, gets named, Like Brian Singer, I guess
Speaker 1: that's like pretty imminent. Like he didn't show up to
Speaker 1: the set of Freddy Mercury BATTLEPI with um, what's his name,
Speaker 1: Rommy Malick. He just didn't show up to set recently. Um,
Speaker 1: and it's because of a health issue. But like, um,
Speaker 1: but like Brian Sayinger, like everyone's been waiting for that
Speaker 1: that once to get said. But there's like literally people
Speaker 1: out there I think that we're not even talking about.
Speaker 1: Like I guess no one would think that would happen
Speaker 1: with Matt Lauer because if you're not thinking about it
Speaker 1: a lot, I guess, is it is it a thing
Speaker 1: where it's like the only reportable not whatever the only
Speaker 1: report worthy accusations are like scale up to like the
Speaker 1: level of fame of the perpetrator, like for these really
Speaker 1: famous people names. I'm saying, like what about Like it
Speaker 1: sucks that like the smaller potatoes people are like might
Speaker 1: not get a free pass, but like might fly under
Speaker 1: the radar a little bit, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's funny that, like it's funny that like
Speaker 1: Russell Simmons, that news just like came and went, I know,
Speaker 1: that's what just sucking huge. Oh my god, I mean
Speaker 1: it's sucking Russell Simmons. And people blinked and then it
Speaker 1: was gone, Yeah, there's just too much. But but it
Speaker 1: is bringing me a lot of joy and comfort to
Speaker 1: think of all the men that live in fear. It's
Speaker 1: really awesome because it's like truly I feel the same way.
Speaker 1: I had tweeted the other day because I saw that
Speaker 1: someone who had like assaulted me in college followed me
Speaker 1: on Twitter, um, and I tweeted that I was going
Speaker 1: to kill him his name. I just said, I referenced
Speaker 1: something that he did online and then I said I'll
Speaker 1: kill you. I think I think I can quote the
Speaker 1: tweet verbado this tweeted, I just saw that a guy
Speaker 1: who sexually assaulted me in college post a tweet about
Speaker 1: empathy and the Trump era. Yes, pig go off, I
Speaker 1: will kill you one day. And I was like I
Speaker 1: was just sitting there like fuming for like thirty minutes
Speaker 1: because I saw that he had done it, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, the nerve and then um
Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh, I should just threaten
Speaker 1: to kill him. Like nothing I can do, Like you
Speaker 1: have to come out and say, like I assaulted you, uh,
Speaker 1: and she's talking about me, and so it gets to
Speaker 1: just live in fear and like I'm not actually going
Speaker 1: to kill him, but like, but we're gonna put it
Speaker 1: out there to see how we reacts. But then the
Speaker 1: world with no laws, I would and world scenario. But
Speaker 1: I love my life and I don't want to go
Speaker 1: to jail, So I'm not going to kill him. But
Speaker 1: I love that he read it. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, well he's really lucky that you love
Speaker 1: your life. Did he unfollow you after that or did
Speaker 1: he like? Did you have you checked? I haven't checked
Speaker 1: because I was like, I'm just going to see something
Speaker 1: else that pisces me off and I've done what I
Speaker 1: needed to do to You're good. I'm good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it felt great. But it's like, but it is. It's
Speaker 1: like all these dudes who they're like, you know, you
Speaker 1: can't do anything, and it's like, well, then clearly you
Speaker 1: did something, because any guy who hasn't messed up like
Speaker 1: sun It isn't worried. Yeah, like yeah, it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: the you're living with like a percentage of the fear
Speaker 1: and rage and sadness and powerlessness that we have felt forever.
Speaker 1: So ha ha ha out to Sudi and Anna. Sudie
Speaker 1: Green and Andresen wrote an incredible sketch on SNL last
Speaker 1: night called Welcome to Hell and you guys should check
Speaker 1: it out and it has all the girls and searsha
Speaker 1: um with pigtail. Okay, sear show was good. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen yet. I only watched a couple of clips watch
Speaker 1: it because was and I had a feeling she would
Speaker 1: be because that's she's legit talented, but she's little, yeah,
Speaker 1: very super versatile. I'm saying she's the opposite, certainly more talent,
Speaker 1: especially rule number four of culture. Sha Ronan is more
Speaker 1: talented than Ben Affleck. There are number four. Um, but
Speaker 1: I have to attract a statement that I made on Facebook,
Speaker 1: and of course, as we know, Facebook is you know
Speaker 1: where you say a permanent doctor, it's a permanent document.
Speaker 1: It's a document, matter, it matters. There was a conversation
Speaker 1: about who the next Meryl was and someone said Sarsha
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, there's no way that Sarsha
Speaker 1: is not the next Meryl. She could be, she could be,
Speaker 1: she could be like young Merrill was playing, Um, you
Speaker 1: know those very specific roles that seemed very like ageless,
Speaker 1: like you know, like of course many accents, many accents.
Speaker 1: I actually come up in that conversation, you know what,
Speaker 1: you didn't hard, work hard, white washed, yet work harder.
Speaker 1: I went hold on one one scene scene, one sketch
Speaker 1: in the show last night has stayed with me, which
Speaker 1: was they did like a parody of have you heard
Speaker 1: of Flora Bama Shore like the new Jersey Shore, And
Speaker 1: I'm scared that I'm going to watch it? Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely horrified, and we must watch and you know
Speaker 1: it's there's going to be such garbage, because if there's
Speaker 1: one place that's worse than the Jersey Shore, it's got
Speaker 1: to be the Florabama Shore. I mean, I mean, I
Speaker 1: can't afford those words together. But they have, and they have,
Speaker 1: but they have because they hate us. Heidi Gardner was
Speaker 1: in it and she was playing this character named Epcot.
Speaker 1: She was like, my name is Epcot. I was born
Speaker 1: in ep I was born in the Chinda part of
Speaker 1: Epcot Centers, and my favorite food is gum. And then
Speaker 1: study told me there was a line in it that
Speaker 1: was cut, which was I was born in China Bard Center,
Speaker 1: which meantime half Chinese, half Disney. I said, whoever cut
Speaker 1: that is a idiot, half Chinese, half Disney. That's it's
Speaker 1: really good, real good. Wrote that. Apparently, and Andrew Dismukes
Speaker 1: writer on the show You you gotta love a new
Speaker 1: writer writing a genuinely funny st That's a really that's
Speaker 1: a genuinely funny bit. He's a genuinely funny funny bitch too.
Speaker 1: He he just moved from Austin to l a and
Speaker 1: love that, love that move. And then it's as soon
Speaker 1: as soon, bitch as he was hired, he moved to
Speaker 1: New York as you do. You know what, that's rule
Speaker 1: number sixteen of culture. If you get hired Saturday moved
Speaker 1: to New York. Um, don't you agree? I actually do.
Speaker 1: That's very brave. I have no objection on the record.
Speaker 1: You should live here when you work there. What is
Speaker 1: the origin of your location? Where are you from? Where
Speaker 1: were you born? Cincinnatio, Cincinnatio, Hio? And then she was
Speaker 1: an Ohio State girl. And then she dropped out because
Speaker 1: that was actually the best decision that anyone, anyone of use,
Speaker 1: could have made. I wish I kind of wish I dropped.
Speaker 1: You took your you took your youth and brought it
Speaker 1: to Chicago. I know I have visited Chicago a lot,
Speaker 1: like once a month when I was in school. I
Speaker 1: would just do the drive because I wasn't going to
Speaker 1: any of my classes. And uh, that's good. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: so I never did I never actually lived there. I
Speaker 1: just visited a lot um and then moved to New York,
Speaker 1: the Big Apple. They do call it the Big Apple. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, So I think it might be time to
Speaker 1: ask the question, bo, Yes, which is Metro? What is
Speaker 1: the culture that made you say culture is for me?
Speaker 1: It made you say, Okay, there's this thing called culture
Speaker 1: and it might be for me. I'm kind of interested.
Speaker 1: Maybe you take a step in a cultural direction. I
Speaker 1: saw a movie, you read a book, you saw a play,
Speaker 1: a cartoon, or just life or just life or you
Speaker 1: you grew up in Cincinnati and you you said Cincinnati
Speaker 1: culture is for me. Wow. Um, well okay, so like
Speaker 1: the first one I think is really bad. Um, the
Speaker 1: first one I think was like magic culture. Well, it's
Speaker 1: bad because of what I did. So this is like
Speaker 1: elementary school, like the Harry Potter books came I started
Speaker 1: reading when I was in like second grade, So I
Speaker 1: grew up on that. I believed that I was very special.
Speaker 1: I had the confidence of like a you know, a
Speaker 1: loved kid who lived in the Midwest where everybody was
Speaker 1: really nice. So I was like, I'm obviously magic, but
Speaker 1: not even in like a Hogwarts way, like sort of
Speaker 1: more of like a witchy way. Um like Matilda. Yeah, okay, great,
Speaker 1: So I will explain the things that I did. Um.
Speaker 1: So I had this friend Madison, and we were both
Speaker 1: like sort of like weirdies. People were nice to us,
Speaker 1: but like we were definitely the weirdest kids in school.
Speaker 1: So I would um, I had certain we convinced each
Speaker 1: other that we were telepathic. Um, so we would do
Speaker 1: that on the playground. Um, sixth grade, so like too old,
Speaker 1: and and then like you would go over to her
Speaker 1: and be like do you know what I was just thinking?
Speaker 1: We would like go like across the playground from each
Speaker 1: other and be like and then I'd be like did
Speaker 1: you see a waterfall? All she had to say was yes,
Speaker 1: and the whole thing would have been like, well, this
Speaker 1: is the rest of our lives. Yeah yeah, And then um, wow,
Speaker 1: some of this is like pretty psycho. Okay. So there
Speaker 1: was one thing. So I like bruise really easily and
Speaker 1: get sick really easily, Thank you so much. I'm so delicate. Um,
Speaker 1: and my family and like no one else in my
Speaker 1: family is like that. So I, um, I was really
Speaker 1: convinced that I had healing powers and it was bruising easily,
Speaker 1: getting sick easily because I was giving so much of
Speaker 1: myself to others. Wasn't so crazy? That is crazy. So
Speaker 1: my last thing is that I m I thought I
Speaker 1: could bend rocks like I had a little pouch of
Speaker 1: those like fake sort of like gemstony rocks, you get it,
Speaker 1: like a gas station, and I would sit Wow Okay,
Speaker 1: I would sit and I would just be on the
Speaker 1: playground and I would like hold it in my hand
Speaker 1: like I'm bending it. You were like mom, Ben Rocks,
Speaker 1: and your mom was like, that's gum, you idiot. And
Speaker 1: then the ground I kept them in like a little
Speaker 1: leather pouch with like a dream catcher on it that
Speaker 1: I undoubtedly also got at. Oh and the last thing, um,
Speaker 1: which is maybe the one that makes me sweat the
Speaker 1: most when I think about it, is I would sit
Speaker 1: on the playground in the mulch and make a circle,
Speaker 1: like bunch up the mulch around me so it was
Speaker 1: in the shape of a circle, and then I would
Speaker 1: close my eyes and chant over and over again, the
Speaker 1: Earth and I are one, like loud. I'm not even
Speaker 1: I think that is like not as like totally out
Speaker 1: there is like it's it seems I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: you're making it sound like it's like how old are you?
Speaker 1: But that might be a little I'm saying. Into middle school,
Speaker 1: I was like like I would just be bored out
Speaker 1: of my mind when over the weekend you would create
Speaker 1: things in your head. But like you you play with
Speaker 1: this fun little fantasy of like I have powers, let
Speaker 1: me test, do you know? When I was like seven
Speaker 1: or eight, Me and my best friend at the time, Georgie,
Speaker 1: would walk around the gym when it was like recess time,
Speaker 1: and we would have conversations about what had happened when
Speaker 1: we slept over each other's house, like when our toys
Speaker 1: like got up and became alive and what they did.
Speaker 1: And then I would be like, so, actually, when you
Speaker 1: were asleep, I was actually awake and I saw, um um,
Speaker 1: a couple of the toys like they got together and
Speaker 1: like they were they were they were like having a
Speaker 1: conversation and just like you know what they said, and
Speaker 1: we fully make up like the narrative of things and
Speaker 1: like walk around the gym just like stimulating our minds
Speaker 1: making up this garbage. Okay, see, but that's different though,
Speaker 1: because in our case we have agency and we have
Speaker 1: like it's us who is like making things happen. It's
Speaker 1: kind of an interesting commentary. Yeah, it's like, um, what
Speaker 1: do you think though, how do you think it's It's
Speaker 1: it's like alpha theta. Do you think I'm the beta?
Speaker 1: You're the beta for sure, and like we're the ones
Speaker 1: who are like affecting change. Yeah. I love being strong.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing to be. Wait, Matrick, can we
Speaker 1: talk about, um, can we talk about this moment when
Speaker 1: that you were not present for? It was when I
Speaker 1: was okay, So I saw the big thing with my
Speaker 1: dad every Thanksgiving. You loved it. I loved it. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it, um, And you know what it was.
Speaker 1: It was a movie that I could point to with
Speaker 1: my parents and be like, so, this is kind of
Speaker 1: sort of what not exactly what I do, but this
Speaker 1: is sort of what I do. Like there's this whole
Speaker 1: pop point in the movie where camal Camales characters like
Speaker 1: trying to get into this Montreal festival quote unquote, um yeah,
Speaker 1: and so I was like I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like like every now and then, I would stop and
Speaker 1: be like, this is all about me. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: I'm like like, Dad, like, that's sort of like that's
Speaker 1: sort of like what I sort of think about every
Speaker 1: now and then. And he didn't really get it, but
Speaker 1: it was like it was like a nice moment. And
Speaker 1: then to have Mitra in that movie, I was like,
Speaker 1: that's sucking. That's sucking. Great, Um, you play a gluten
Speaker 1: free person. Yes, what was that like? It was like,
Speaker 1: welld beaks of studying. Well, actually, one thing one fun
Speaker 1: time a gluten free person in this film a real
Speaker 1: che to take on the perspective of a gluten free person. Well,
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, you have to think about the
Speaker 1: world in like a different way than you see it,
Speaker 1: which is gluten gluten. I see the world through friend
Speaker 1: kind of what you're going to say. The fun thing
Speaker 1: about oh, just U, I had to like do like
Speaker 1: a Pakistani accent for it stressed me out so stressful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, not that my voice sounds like this
Speaker 1: and so like my ways on like that. Um So
Speaker 1: I was like very very stressed because I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be offensive. Well, yes, we we
Speaker 1: did a sketch one time and you had to do
Speaker 1: a Korean accent and you were like you were stressed
Speaker 1: out about it. Yeah, because you just don't want to
Speaker 1: like characterize character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to be
Speaker 1: That's why you're not the next Meryl. I'm sorry because
Speaker 1: Merrill would have walked onto that set and done a
Speaker 1: flawless Pakistani accent and guess what, no would have batted
Speaker 1: an eye that it was Meryl. You know what, Matt,
Speaker 1: You're not the next Meryl. I think I am. I think,
Speaker 1: I know you're not the next Meryl and that's your
Speaker 1: whole personality. Guys, the fact that we're even talking about
Speaker 1: or is crazy than it's so disresp you are digging
Speaker 1: your heels. I didn't like that. I didn't like that, honestly.
Speaker 1: I also, I don't know, we don't talk about anymore.
Speaker 1: But it's just funny because I definitely saw that person
Speaker 1: doing interviews when like Linda Lohan was going through it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So anyway, um like capitalizing, I want to keep talking
Speaker 1: about I want to keep talking about Big Sick. I
Speaker 1: love I thought you loved it. I thought it was
Speaker 1: such a good movie. And then and hearing Emily Gordon
Speaker 1: talk about like the process for for writing that, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh cool, Like they like it's interesting. They
Speaker 1: were like they were like it was really weird. How
Speaker 1: like when the movie was coming out there, like the
Speaker 1: studio sort of marketed as this rom com and like
Speaker 1: we didn't think about that, like like like making the movie,
Speaker 1: we didn't sort of frame it as a round come
Speaker 1: at all. But like I guess it sort of makes sense.
Speaker 1: But anyway, um um, I just I guess I I
Speaker 1: guess I'm just asking, like structurally kind of that, but
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's more than com I think, Um,
Speaker 1: I just thought I just thought it was just like
Speaker 1: a really like this is sort of what you get
Speaker 1: when you get like, you know, like a comedian, like
Speaker 1: someone who has that sort of background in perspective, um
Speaker 1: who like is able to like filter it through like
Speaker 1: a non traditional narrative. Plus like I don't know, there's
Speaker 1: just so many layers to that movie. I think it's great.
Speaker 1: And um, Camil, I think didn't he mention you on
Speaker 1: like Marin recently or something he did? That's great? And Emily, Oh,
Speaker 1: they were just like talking about people who were in
Speaker 1: the movie and that they were like it was cool. Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: you know what this is what Meryl will never work
Speaker 1: with Shoe Walter and that that that sets me through
Speaker 1: apart Absolutely you've worked with show Walter and Meryl has not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're kind of in a way of doing Oscar
Speaker 1: promotion for this movie right now. I want you to
Speaker 1: know because they're saying Holly Hunter is going to get
Speaker 1: nominated and she was amazing, She is amazing. What they
Speaker 1: for a second, we're talking about him him too for
Speaker 1: an Oscar nomination, but I guess you know Holly Hunter
Speaker 1: is an Academy Award winning actress, so it's easier to
Speaker 1: continue that conversation. But um, yes, you are representing during
Speaker 1: Oscar season. You are here. This is a big for
Speaker 1: your consideration, ad for the Big Six, is what I'm saying. Um,
Speaker 1: what movies are are? Have you seen? What do you like?
Speaker 1: We just talked about how you saw the killing of
Speaker 1: a Sacred Deer and you were not into It's too
Speaker 1: tense for me. I didn't love it. Um. I saw
Speaker 1: Florida Project recently, which I was I thought it was beautiful.
Speaker 1: It was really really cool. And William Dafoe is hot
Speaker 1: now he actually surprisingly has always been hot. It's always
Speaker 1: been hot. And there, oh my god, I'm such trash.
Speaker 1: There's a sex scene with William Defo from like years
Speaker 1: and years and years ago, and I actually couldn't believe
Speaker 1: it was William Dafoe and then he rolled over and
Speaker 1: it was Willem Defel and I was like, Willem WHOA.
Speaker 1: I was like, it was William. Do you know? I
Speaker 1: think he should have gotten an Oscar nomination for playing
Speaker 1: the Green Goblin. He was really good and hot. I
Speaker 1: liked that first one, the First spider Man with Toby
Speaker 1: Toby spider Man, Toby and Kirsten. Spider Man for me
Speaker 1: is my favorite spider Man. Yeah. I never watched the
Speaker 1: other ones. Actually did watch the most recent one because
Speaker 1: Gary Richards and bunch of people are in it. It's
Speaker 1: really good. Yeah, I thought, who does Gary play? He's like,
Speaker 1: he like yells out of a but but I was like,
Speaker 1: and then that's like five minutes in the movie. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's really funny. But it was cool. What if what
Speaker 1: if you sat and we're watching Spider Man Homecoming and
Speaker 1: it was like, yeah, I play a guy that's um
Speaker 1: jelling out of a window. And actually though it was
Speaker 1: a huge part, Like what if what if Gary was
Speaker 1: in the movie for fifteen minutes? I would love it
Speaker 1: would be would be that would be incredible, But it
Speaker 1: would be a trick because you thought he was a
Speaker 1: guy who yells out of window and then was a
Speaker 1: huge part. I don't quite I don't really know what
Speaker 1: you're I'm just saying. I'm just saying it would be fun.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. What I'm saying is it would be
Speaker 1: fun to see friends with big parts. Yes, that would
Speaker 1: be very fun. It's actually real of culture number ninety one.
Speaker 1: It's really fun to see friends with big parts. What
Speaker 1: about small parts? Not as fun? Not as fun? Well, sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't watch anything I've ever only been only done
Speaker 1: small parts, only done well, small actors, small parts. Well,
Speaker 1: Bowen's about to be in high maintenance. But that was
Speaker 1: that was all part in the trailer. And say a
Speaker 1: whole line, I say a whole line in the trailer?
Speaker 1: Was that improvised? That was improvised? And I got a
Speaker 1: shout out in a cold Sliver gave who inspired me
Speaker 1: to use that word? For like a year she taught
Speaker 1: us the word fantasmagoria when she used it in her
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Just which is singular? Like
Speaker 1: the it's the thing, it's it's not fantasmic, gry yum,
Speaker 1: it's fantastic even describes one. You would think it's plural.
Speaker 1: She was using the word fantasmagoria to describe the movie Joy.
Speaker 1: To bring that back around to Joy a cartoon Joyce
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence, Oh j Then it means something, here's the thing,
Speaker 1: here's the thing with Oscar's season. It's like, what's the
Speaker 1: thing We're not going to be thinking about most of
Speaker 1: these movies in sen years. Like even just I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like next year, we'll be like, oh, yeah, that exists.
Speaker 1: Well that's I think a symptom of the fact that
Speaker 1: we and I think this actually could be a year
Speaker 1: that change just all that if what I'm hearing is
Speaker 1: true and like get Out wins Best Pictures could happen um,
Speaker 1: or if Ladybird wins and like credig Irwig wins Best
Speaker 1: Director and like that would be huge, or even if
Speaker 1: Jordan Peel wins Best Director, like this could be a
Speaker 1: year I think, especially with all the Weinstein stuff because
Speaker 1: he like owned the Oscars, with all that now um
Speaker 1: being kind of gone and that kind of like iron
Speaker 1: fist not ruling the Oscars process, I think this could
Speaker 1: be a year where maybe like we award something like
Speaker 1: truly artful um, because I think that the Oscars should
Speaker 1: be a real I think it's nice but because right
Speaker 1: now it's like there it's obviously like Botton paid for
Speaker 1: in the garbage, but it would be nice um for
Speaker 1: it to mean something. And I think the Best Picture
Speaker 1: should be like a movie that like means something about
Speaker 1: the time, you know what, I mean, like would be great.
Speaker 1: Get Out would be amazing. It would be so cool
Speaker 1: to say that that like was named by everyone as
Speaker 1: like the best picture, mean Moonlight think and I think
Speaker 1: that literally no one saw that coming. That was also
Speaker 1: like it was robbed of its moment in a way too.
Speaker 1: I hated that. I hated that. Now that I think
Speaker 1: back on it, it's like that sucked that moment. I'm
Speaker 1: just like it was great TV. Like we were all
Speaker 1: like what the fuck, But like looking back on him,
Speaker 1: just like that what a bummer, you know, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know the part of me that wants to watch
Speaker 1: the world burn and like loves the drama of it,
Speaker 1: was like, that is so fucking funny. Like any other movies,
Speaker 1: I would have like the symbolism of that moment, the
Speaker 1: white jazz movie versus like the beautiful film that movie. Ye, Like,
Speaker 1: it just would have been so moving to watch them
Speaker 1: open the envelope and say Moonlight. It would have been
Speaker 1: such so shocking and amazing. And the fact that it
Speaker 1: was controversial, it was like, oh, this is so it's
Speaker 1: going to follow that movie into the rest and for
Speaker 1: that to be what happened at the end of that
Speaker 1: year to like, yeah, literally everything sucks, like we can't
Speaker 1: do anything and I we can't even open a fucking envelope,
Speaker 1: Like literally everything is so stupid. Like the after Trump
Speaker 1: that happened, I was like, this is so annoying. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Jimmy Kimmel's hosting a GAD. I liked him
Speaker 1: as a host. I like him because I think he
Speaker 1: gave the best correspondence did whatever I'm getting to, like,
Speaker 1: like far out, he was funny, corespond to. He did it.
Speaker 1: You think, so the best not maybe not the best him.
Speaker 1: Samantha Cecily was great. Um, I was Samantha. We asked
Speaker 1: Samantha too, but like Samantha like with her own how
Speaker 1: could you dare say in front of Metrath wasn't the
Speaker 1: best one. I loved hers, But like in terms of
Speaker 1: like legit correspondence singers, I think Colbert, well, yeah, of course, Colbert,
Speaker 1: I'm talking you. Obomb era Obama era. Sex was just
Speaker 1: I love Seth, but sex was just like set up punchline.
Speaker 1: It was it was like, but I love I love
Speaker 1: someone being mean right to the President's Yeah, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: And that was the year when Seth really went after
Speaker 1: Trump yes, that was the that was like the day before.
Speaker 1: It's why Trump hates seth Meyers to this day, right,
Speaker 1: and it was like two days before the bin laden
Speaker 1: rate right, Um, oh yeah, you're right. Actually it was
Speaker 1: like happening while they were there. Yeah yeah, um that
Speaker 1: that was insane to bring it back to nine eleven. Um,
Speaker 1: Colbert just had never brought got to bring it back
Speaker 1: to night eleven always when it wasn't brought up. Actually
Speaker 1: number ten of culture you got to bring even it
Speaker 1: wasn't brought up. Um, but wait, Colbert had such a
Speaker 1: good joke the other day where he was like, um,
Speaker 1: of course Matt Lower busted for um. He like read
Speaker 1: the statement from NBC News. It was like we fired
Speaker 1: him for inappropriate sexual conduct in the workplace. And Colbert
Speaker 1: was like, as opposed to appropriate actual conduct in the workplace, Um,
Speaker 1: there's appropriate sexual conduct in the workplace. How would you
Speaker 1: treat me right now, right now? Because this is our
Speaker 1: workplace very much so, how would you treat me appropriately
Speaker 1: and sexually right now? I would say, Matt, you look
Speaker 1: great in that shirt. I would turn to H. P J.
Speaker 1: And I would shake my head and as soon as
Speaker 1: you can say this is a snap would have we
Speaker 1: would have as soon as you can tell you the
Speaker 1: word snap. It would be last culture assess with Mitra
Speaker 1: Juhari and Matt Rogers would hate and we would they
Speaker 1: would love it, and this podcast would be Swords to
Speaker 1: New Heights and guess right, there would be no sexual conduct.
Speaker 1: I think it's true, but no, this is appropriate. I
Speaker 1: can't believe us calling Joe hot producer Joe is appropriate.
Speaker 1: He has the power in this room. He does, He
Speaker 1: really does have the power, and he he wouldn't let
Speaker 1: it go on unless he unless he didn't want. I
Speaker 1: do not condone any of that. What would what would
Speaker 1: appropriate such to be? For you? What would you do
Speaker 1: to us appropriately? Sexually? Sit right here? This is you
Speaker 1: know what this is. This is why we're trash and
Speaker 1: intrez king. And we're gonna think on that for a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes. We're gonna take a quick break, um,
Speaker 1: and when we get back, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: We're going to keep talking. Soiler alert, more words toiler alert,
Speaker 1: more of the same bullshit with dry right after this. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we're back giggling and giggling the giggles. Don't stop and bowen.
Speaker 1: You described this as our gigglst episode. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: so if you look back and we haven't giggled this much.
Speaker 1: I don't think we've giggled this much, And I'm glad.
Speaker 1: What makes you giggle? Um? Every not everything. A lot
Speaker 1: of stuff makes me not giggle. Yeah. Sometimes you have
Speaker 1: to fold your arms and shake your head. Fold your arms,
Speaker 1: take your head. Say not for me? Um? I mean,
Speaker 1: what's the funniest comedy you have seen? You know? My
Speaker 1: favorite thing that I think that I watch every couple
Speaker 1: of years that I like always makes me happy when
Speaker 1: I watch it. To have two things. One is like
Speaker 1: a sort of nostalgia, like it just makes me feel good,
Speaker 1: which is Mash because I grew up watching I really
Speaker 1: I am like a die hard Mash fan. Um. And
Speaker 1: but that one, it's like I have rewatched. I mean,
Speaker 1: I you know, I watched it often because it's just
Speaker 1: like a comfort thing. But there are like really beautiful,
Speaker 1: great well done episodes. I mean, it's a great job whatever.
Speaker 1: But the one that I watched every couple of years
Speaker 1: just because I want to reset and forget the jokes
Speaker 1: is Garth Marny's Dark Place. Have you ever seen it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. What that is? Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: mean the premise takes like approximately forty five minutes to explain,
Speaker 1: but basically they let um like I think like it
Speaker 1: was like Oxford or Cambridge or some thing like that.
Speaker 1: These guys from one of those like British pols that
Speaker 1: has a great comedy group, maybe like Cambridge Footlight. I
Speaker 1: don't remember. UM they did a show on either Channel
Speaker 1: four BBC, I can't remember. It's only six episodes and
Speaker 1: the premise is okay. So the main character is Garth Marenghi.
Speaker 1: Garth Marenghi is like a science fiction author whose book
Speaker 1: was then adapted into a TV show called Garth Marenghi's
Speaker 1: Dark Place and then the actual television show Garth Mange's
Speaker 1: Dark Place that I like, we the Humans watch. UM
Speaker 1: is sort of like a collector edition, so you see
Speaker 1: all the commentary UM from like Garth Marenghi and his
Speaker 1: like other the other actors in the show and stuff
Speaker 1: as you're watching old episodes. That's brilliant. So it's really
Speaker 1: it's so layered, but like it makes perfect sense when
Speaker 1: you see it. It's just really hard to explain, but
Speaker 1: it's like purposely really poorly done. Like one of the
Speaker 1: characters in the show is like played by Richard Ayote.
Speaker 1: He's Garth Marenghi's agent or something like that. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: actually going to rewatch the next couple of weeks. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it in a while. Um, but he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Garth Mangi's agent and he also has a part on
Speaker 1: the show, like the adaptation show that We're It's hard
Speaker 1: to explain, but he's like a bad actor, so who
Speaker 1: just always looks into camera while he's delivering his lines.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's just so over the top and cheesy.
Speaker 1: And they do the whole thing of like making a
Speaker 1: bad like a bad thing in a way that is
Speaker 1: fun because I normally don't like it when people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: like look how bad the prop is. But this show
Speaker 1: is like all that, and there's so many layers to it,
Speaker 1: like because because what I love about it is Garth
Speaker 1: Marenghi the character is he thinks he's making something good.
Speaker 1: Like my favorite thing to watch is someone really dumb
Speaker 1: or really inept thinking that they're amazing at something and
Speaker 1: really earnestly trying. And this show does that really well.
Speaker 1: Where like every episode begins with him like walking down
Speaker 1: a staircase like now this episode introducing the episode, and
Speaker 1: it's also self aggrandizing. He really thinks he's like the
Speaker 1: voice of a generation and made really something really beautiful,
Speaker 1: and then you watch clips of the show and it's
Speaker 1: so bad. So it's kind of like this, like consciously
Speaker 1: bad like Tales from the Crypt type things, yeah, which
Speaker 1: which is hard to do. Like it's hard to do well.
Speaker 1: It's hard to make something bad in a good with
Speaker 1: a good sort of like editorial layer on it. That
Speaker 1: kind of that brings up so Boone and I we
Speaker 1: might go to the movies today. We think we're gonna
Speaker 1: go see Lady Bird because I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1: Bone is gonna go with me, but I kind of
Speaker 1: wanted to go see The Disaster Artist. Are you going
Speaker 1: to go see that? I do think I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: see it. It sounds like what you Like, which is
Speaker 1: a film about someone confidently making something bad. My only
Speaker 1: thing with that is I can't tell if that movie
Speaker 1: is mean spirited or not, and that I have trouble watching.
Speaker 1: I would rather watch a totally fictional person who's bad
Speaker 1: at something than someone like especially just someone who is
Speaker 1: as successful as James Franco. It seems like he's making
Speaker 1: it out of love and like a genuine affection for
Speaker 1: the movie. But it's still like, you're like hot James
Speaker 1: Franco making a movie about someone who made a bad movie,
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, it feels weird to me. Well,
Speaker 1: there's the thing is, it's like, if there was gonna
Speaker 1: be a movie about it, someone would have to play
Speaker 1: Tommy was Oo the way he really acts, and that
Speaker 1: is like the way he acts, So it's like it
Speaker 1: feels like it's being done accurately. But yeah, the question
Speaker 1: of like is it punching down because this could be
Speaker 1: this person's like intellectual and creative and like peek and like,
Speaker 1: but it does. It does from what I've heard about it,
Speaker 1: it does seem like, um, Tommy was Zo likes the movie, yeah,
Speaker 1: and like he came to events. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: The whole thing feels a little weird, but I think
Speaker 1: I'll probably still watch it. That's the thing that is
Speaker 1: that that whole movie, like the Room is about, is
Speaker 1: that whole thing is like people on mass punching down.
Speaker 1: Like I went to I went to a screen everything.
Speaker 1: It was fun but like parts of it were just
Speaker 1: like people just screaming like offhand things like this sucks,
Speaker 1: she looks fucking ugly, and you know it was nice.
Speaker 1: People would like shut it down to me, people like boo,
Speaker 1: stop it. Like anything that was just like about people's appearances,
Speaker 1: people like as an audience, they were like, that's not
Speaker 1: okay because you're always going to have those assholes whenever
Speaker 1: it's like we're tearing everything about this movie apart. It's bad.
Speaker 1: You are going to have those people that like don't
Speaker 1: get it. Like, I still found the screening experience enjoyable,
Speaker 1: just because it's like it's such a cult thing. It's
Speaker 1: such a cult thing and like and like the spoon
Speaker 1: throwing is fun, and like there were new thing like
Speaker 1: I hadn't been to one and like since college, like
Speaker 1: this one, Like like there were just a bunch of
Speaker 1: new things that people would do, like anything, what do
Speaker 1: they do? So this is a new thing that I
Speaker 1: had never seen done before, which I thought was so funny.
Speaker 1: It's like a rocky horror type it's a rocky horror
Speaker 1: type thing. So anytime there's a shot of like San
Speaker 1: Francisco with like the Bay, people would be like, um,
Speaker 1: usually what people do is they go where are we
Speaker 1: where does this movie take place? But then like this
Speaker 1: new thing and it was like it was mostly these
Speaker 1: two girls who sat like in the back and they
Speaker 1: just kept going. They just kept shouting water and so
Speaker 1: this so this ends. So this also applied to like
Speaker 1: when a character would like take a glass of water
Speaker 1: and start drinking and people would be like water. That
Speaker 1: was so funny, Like that's like that's the kind of
Speaker 1: thing where I feel like it's that's just purely called.
Speaker 1: It's not punching down, it's just fun. And I and
Speaker 1: I that's my issue with it, you know what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: me to sort of put her finger like put just
Speaker 1: got that exactly right, Like she really got it right.
Speaker 1: She got it right, because that's because I was telling
Speaker 1: me I don't want to see it, like I have
Speaker 1: no desire to see it. And I think part I
Speaker 1: chalked it up to like it just being James Franco
Speaker 1: and I'm like I don't really carry their way for him,
Speaker 1: but like I think that's what it is. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like this is this is this This might be an
Speaker 1: opportunity where you either like really like honor what like
Speaker 1: Tommy Wizo was doing at the time, or you just
Speaker 1: sort of make fun of him even more even after
Speaker 1: the movie has been made fun of for like over
Speaker 1: a decade. Right, So here's a question, James franco Hm,
Speaker 1: would you though? Yeah? I would. I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like we've all grown out of like sleeping with
Speaker 1: shitty dudes though not me. Okay, that's awesome, that's really awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm only like a month and a half in the therapy,
Speaker 1: so no, you're right. I mean, like, I have no
Speaker 1: reason to be picky. Yeah, sure, great, guys. I can't
Speaker 1: a guy if he isn't like doctors resitarians, a guy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, do you give to charity I and
Speaker 1: show me receipts? They're not getting this asshole, you know what?
Speaker 1: I will say yes, because when James remember like Freshman
Speaker 1: and software to story, this is like a shitty like
Speaker 1: n y U story. Yeah, and Mitra famously has targeted
Speaker 1: n y U and I can't get it out of myself.
Speaker 1: It's so I called. I had a joke in a
Speaker 1: set recently where I said, um, I went to school,
Speaker 1: um at this whatever and butchering at my own joke,
Speaker 1: like at this amazing real estate firm n y U,
Speaker 1: I think is like solid um. No, James would always
Speaker 1: stop and take a picture with you. I never I
Speaker 1: never asked him for a picture. But I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't dream of it. But so many people would
Speaker 1: be like, I got a fucking photo with James Franco today,
Speaker 1: but like he seems like cool with it. He would
Speaker 1: stop and like not be an asshole and like take pictures,
Speaker 1: so it seems like a decent dude. I was definitely
Speaker 1: way more into it and like high school and stuff. Sure,
Speaker 1: but I still would write right sometimes, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I prefer him like in a sexual way, like
Speaker 1: a little bit fucked up in dirty or like clean
Speaker 1: young James Franco. I don't know what's a good sign though,
Speaker 1: is that you can take him either way. Probably that's
Speaker 1: how you know, how you know it's a real um
Speaker 1: ok yeah um let me tell you who couldn't be
Speaker 1: less sexually appealing is Seth Rogan. And it's amazing the
Speaker 1: like chicks that like the cinema, the cinematic world, what
Speaker 1: have you believe? Just like him, like the when the
Speaker 1: takeaway from like Knocked Up can be whatever it is.
Speaker 1: But the fact of the matter is like that Katherine
Speaker 1: Heigl would ever fun this guy is crazy to me,
Speaker 1: and then not even after the after the mistake of
Speaker 1: sucking him, would be like, actually, I'm gonna try to
Speaker 1: like marry him because it's what's best. Like no, I
Speaker 1: forgot who was Oh okay, I mean like she deserved
Speaker 1: an oscar for that movie? Um, this was this was
Speaker 1: this was Back in between Two Friends. Was for a
Speaker 1: second like a TV show And Zach Alfanakis does like
Speaker 1: an interview with Tina fe and like he's being like
Speaker 1: a piece of ship and then finally she goes, um,
Speaker 1: and and then he's like, so Tina a woman funny
Speaker 1: and then she loses her patients and then and then
Speaker 1: she goes you know what, UM, If you um were
Speaker 1: a woman with your body shape, UM, the best role
Speaker 1: you would get in a movie is um. Kevin James
Speaker 1: would pick your character up for a date and open
Speaker 1: the door and see you and throw up, And that
Speaker 1: would be the kind of role you would get to play.
Speaker 1: Kevin James. Kevin James would see you so me true,
Speaker 1: oh man, Kevin James like that controversy where they fired
Speaker 1: his wife replaced her because we all like, you need more.
Speaker 1: She died in the show. She died. Yeah, they killed
Speaker 1: about it off screen. Got sick, so funny, it's so insane,
Speaker 1: and the way they wrapped it up was like a man,
Speaker 1: it's been a couple of months since she fucking died.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you just gotta keep moving on.
Speaker 1: Kevin must be. I was just thinking of something mean
Speaker 1: that I did. Tell us how mean you are? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so this I was doing this show, this is like
Speaker 1: truly catty whatever, Okay, anyway, I'll say it. I was
Speaker 1: doing the show and I was hosting the show, and
Speaker 1: I hadn't met this girl, but she was. She was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, what was your credit? And she was
Speaker 1: like I was on Kevin Ken wait and uh And
Speaker 1: then she was really mean to me and like just
Speaker 1: like talking about what I was doing on stage. So
Speaker 1: when I insured her, I was like, you can zero
Speaker 1: the Kevin James vehicle. Kevin can wait. You could have been,
Speaker 1: but to me, that was mean. To be in a
Speaker 1: Kevin James vehicle is truly and there are so many,
Speaker 1: so many Kevin James vehicles. Wait what she was talking
Speaker 1: to it? But I don't even want to get into this,
Speaker 1: but like, let me tell you something. A theme of
Speaker 1: this episode is people be talking shit. I'm over it.
Speaker 1: Over people talking. I think it's not good. I've never
Speaker 1: done it well, I have, I have, I have before.
Speaker 1: Are different from me, I've talked it before, I don't
Speaker 1: good about it, and every other way we are the same.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pot the status on Facebook that's saying, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't want to have something to announced, and I
Speaker 1: just I want to apologize. I talked him clean clean.
Speaker 1: I want to get out ahead of this because you
Speaker 1: know that's the next thing. People are going to come for.
Speaker 1: Ship talkers. Literally, this is the first day game for
Speaker 1: the rapists. I think Kevin James, I think I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna we should. I think we have the power
Speaker 1: to tear him down. I think I've heard conservative. I
Speaker 1: mean every like CBS show is Republican of course, even
Speaker 1: Mom probably probably Mom, that's right, Janny Farris, Jamie press
Speaker 1: Jamie Pressley is secretly on that show, and also Missy
Speaker 1: Pyle like just like all of them. The land of
Speaker 1: like lost comedic actresses is there. We just talked about this,
Speaker 1: didn't we talk about this? The Partment. Yeah, I'm still
Speaker 1: reeling from this. But Amy Presley is fully doing fat
Speaker 1: suit comedy on Mom and no one knows. No one knows,
Speaker 1: are just talking about it, but fully there's like fat
Speaker 1: suit comedy going on just around the corner on a
Speaker 1: different channel. It really is like when I So, I
Speaker 1: just spent like a month in Ohio and we were
Speaker 1: I was like in the hospital all day, not not me,
Speaker 1: but I was there and we watched a lot of
Speaker 1: CBS shows because that's like what my grandparents love, and
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe. I was like, wow, this, I just
Speaker 1: didn't even realize, like how republican it can be. Um
Speaker 1: like n C I s all that ship is like
Speaker 1: the Colors don't run. And every variation of NCS is
Speaker 1: exactly the same. It's always like a beleaguered older man
Speaker 1: and then like his like I wouldn't have missabit toys
Speaker 1: that worship him, and the like incredibly hot much younger
Speaker 1: partner that's like turns around and like always their hair
Speaker 1: is down, always like like like you're running in your
Speaker 1: hair is down. What I love about watching these shows
Speaker 1: is it's like on some of these things, I think
Speaker 1: I was watching one of the hospital procedurals and there
Speaker 1: was a literal doctor with her hair down during surgery,
Speaker 1: like was like down, like I need I need not
Speaker 1: ninos and like her hair was like down in the body,
Speaker 1: like I need secus give me ccs now, this guy
Speaker 1: is dying and crying her makeup into the body. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I want a surgeon operating on me with her hair down.
Speaker 1: Whenever Morisco shows up to like chase someone down in
Speaker 1: her hair is like she's like best friends of Debora Messing.
Speaker 1: Are they truly best friends? Yes? Because I follow Debora online.
Speaker 1: I okay. There are two things that she has done
Speaker 1: that I love. One is that she went to Africa
Speaker 1: and it was crazy. There's an article like like a
Speaker 1: white woman goes to Africa and it's like her dancing
Speaker 1: and she's you know, Debora always means well, but she
Speaker 1: always misses the market. And I so I breakfast with
Speaker 1: someone this past week and she coincidentally was on the
Speaker 1: Kelly Ripple Show and who's the other Ryan Seacrest? Okay
Speaker 1: um and hero Ryan Seacrest, Um, my dad Ryan. She
Speaker 1: comes onto the show and she's talking about this like
Speaker 1: solo trip that she took and she did it kind
Speaker 1: of therapy where she where she painted a physical horse.
Speaker 1: She painted onto R and I cannot stop thinking about it.
Speaker 1: It's exactly what I wanted her to do. It's amazing
Speaker 1: because she is just she's like if you look at
Speaker 1: her Instagram, it's like there's a lot going on with
Speaker 1: Deborah and I love her, but you get accept her flaws.
Speaker 1: I love her. She's very on the nose. Here's here's
Speaker 1: I think about Debra. You get the sense that she
Speaker 1: is panicked trying to get the gays to like always
Speaker 1: know that she's on there on their side. Like like
Speaker 1: the second they got off Megan Kelly Show, and she
Speaker 1: had said that weird thing to the guy, like, well,
Speaker 1: I think the gay thing is gonna work out. She
Speaker 1: immediately took Twitter. I was like, we should never have
Speaker 1: done it. We should never have gone. If I could
Speaker 1: go back in time, which I'm working on, we would
Speaker 1: not have done making Kelly today. I'm working on if
Speaker 1: there's one secret project that she has Time one loop.
Speaker 1: Literally I watched the first few episodes of it and
Speaker 1: now I've literally forgotten that it's still on. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: still on, Yeah, of course it is. It's like a
Speaker 1: show I think it's NBC is like a little toe
Speaker 1: dip back into just multi said I said before that
Speaker 1: it was there litmus test for how Friends were, like
Speaker 1: Reno would do. I don't think there's going to be
Speaker 1: a Friends one episode thing. You don't think I don't. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say no because I know that
Speaker 1: it will eventually make them all money, and I'm sure
Speaker 1: they'll all do it. I just don't see it coming
Speaker 1: back in a series way, not in a series. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying like just literally like a ten, five hundred
Speaker 1: six of them would probably do it, though, right, Like
Speaker 1: I'm saying like America would just like fucking like orgasm
Speaker 1: at the same time the cream. Yeah, you know, but
Speaker 1: I have such ambivalent feelings about that time period of
Speaker 1: like sitcoms to that, like even with Will and Grace,
Speaker 1: Like the more you think about it, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't really I never really connected to like these shows.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm so interesting for thinking what if
Speaker 1: they came back and they were like, we're rebooting it,
Speaker 1: and then they were like and I was like and
Speaker 1: they were like, we're bringing back mad about you, I
Speaker 1: would fucking freak, We're bringing back friends, but we're letting
Speaker 1: one person of color join the cast. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: Tyler for like a second dating David Shimmer. That's how
Speaker 1: it always is, and that's like on so many shows
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, look at her a black boyfriend,
Speaker 1: or and then and then they the last two episodes
Speaker 1: and then you never will ever do that, Like I
Speaker 1: don't think, I don't think. I don't think he ever
Speaker 1: dated a black wom gossip girl. Oh my god, the
Speaker 1: o C like it was always like some derivative of
Speaker 1: Marcia cross On Jerry See speaking of Marcia and Marcia.
Speaker 1: I will fucking watch so much Law in Order s
Speaker 1: VO at home and my parents, and like, she's Marcia
Speaker 1: isn't a great one. What is she doing it she
Speaker 1: play a lawyer? No, she plays the wife, the fifth
Speaker 1: wife of an older rich man who um and her
Speaker 1: and the rich man's children um stepped. So so Marcia's
Speaker 1: stepchildren go to SVO and they're like, we think her
Speaker 1: stepmom is drugging our father into having sex with him
Speaker 1: so that she can have a child to be part
Speaker 1: of his will. It's very interesting, it's very and get
Speaker 1: to what happens and then what happens to you find
Speaker 1: out it's the youngest daughter. Now you find out that
Speaker 1: Marcia actually really loves the guy, which is very sweet.
Speaker 1: And let me guess, did you have a monologue that
Speaker 1: was like my husband. Yes, I would love to be
Speaker 1: on one of those. I think you would be amazing.
Speaker 1: I would give them everything. I would be a jogger
Speaker 1: to that was just like, oh my god, Like I
Speaker 1: just want to find the body I want to be
Speaker 1: in the universe. That's all I want. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you would be good as like someone's lawyer that they
Speaker 1: bring in and they're like and the majority of your
Speaker 1: lines are like that might have worked before, but it's
Speaker 1: not gonna work, not today. That would be your trope.
Speaker 1: Would you would be like the sassiest character and the
Speaker 1: thirty years I'll tell you who I would get nice.
Speaker 1: I would be the side character who's there the whole
Speaker 1: time and like really just kind of like hasn't spoken,
Speaker 1: and then the last scene is me giving like a
Speaker 1: very tearful confession on the witness stand and I win
Speaker 1: an Emmy for it. And you'd be like a beleaguered
Speaker 1: student who like killed someone because you wanted to, like whatever,
Speaker 1: But then I get murdered as as in the last
Speaker 1: two minutes of the episode was the last minute you
Speaker 1: get shot by the kids, dad or whatever just outside
Speaker 1: the courthouse when it's like the two latter is being like,
Speaker 1: well that was a case, and then you hear from
Speaker 1: outside of it like and then on out and it's like, no, created,
Speaker 1: I s I think it's so good. You're problematic. You
Speaker 1: guys are both problematic. Okay, okay. The only show I like.
Speaker 1: I think it was good. I think there there was
Speaker 1: a lot of really great episodes on Yes, I mean
Speaker 1: it's bad, but it's it's an eat. All I can
Speaker 1: watch now is bad TV. Yes, it's fun to just wait.
Speaker 1: There was one episode of something where Marcia gay Harden
Speaker 1: was on it and she she had like a long wait.
Speaker 1: I forget which one it was, but it was like
Speaker 1: a law and Order something whatever. She played like an
Speaker 1: undercover police officer and the majority of her lines were
Speaker 1: like you're blowing Mike cover. And then they thought she
Speaker 1: was compromised. That was the whole thing, And then it
Speaker 1: turns out at the end she is compromised and she
Speaker 1: blows her own cover by like wildly firing gunshots like
Speaker 1: in an Alley and they're like you have to stop,
Speaker 1: Marcia kay, And she's like fine, it's out of hand
Speaker 1: and it was just so badly written. But then you realize,
Speaker 1: oh wait, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, like it's
Speaker 1: just supposed to be. They're filming like six a day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's essentially a soap opera. Yeah wait, okay, so talk
Speaker 1: about this, you love you can only watch bad TV?
Speaker 1: Is this in as a response reaction to like working
Speaker 1: on like a show? It was a part of so
Speaker 1: much good TV. That's what I'm say, like, thank you.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like you're just like it's like I just
Speaker 1: want it, did not have to look up to something
Speaker 1: in a way or like aspire to something. Well, it
Speaker 1: mostly was like I was working on late night political
Speaker 1: shows for two years, so I just got really stressed
Speaker 1: and sad watching the news every day because so much
Speaker 1: of it directly affects me and my family. Uh so
Speaker 1: it's hard. I was like, oh, I don't want to
Speaker 1: watch anything that like asks anything of me, Like what
Speaker 1: I'm watching for work is already so draining. So I
Speaker 1: just started watching Real Housewives in March and that and
Speaker 1: I was already like prior to that. I did, like
Speaker 1: Gossip Girl, Famous in Love and Love, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: everything you want it to be. So Bella Thorne tries
Speaker 1: out for a like cattle Called for She was like,
Speaker 1: her friend convinced her to go to this cattle call
Speaker 1: for um, a Twilight esque franchise, and Bella Thorne gets
Speaker 1: apart even though her friend is the actor, so it's
Speaker 1: her like perfect right there? Great, well, my favorite line
Speaker 1: of the series was her friend is like, but I'm
Speaker 1: the f major I am, and like just screams. And
Speaker 1: then I saw that girl in person and I almost
Speaker 1: went up to take a picture with her, but then
Speaker 1: it was like, I'm making fun of her, so I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do it. But oh, but I think
Speaker 1: you would have been very tactful, and but you would
Speaker 1: have been like I really loved love that show and
Speaker 1: love you in that show. But yeah, okay, I get that.
Speaker 1: I got that again. Yeah, I'm I'm making fun but
Speaker 1: free for um and what else I mean any like, oh,
Speaker 1: Riverdale obviously, and then um this show called Lawson Found
Speaker 1: Music Studios, which is my favorite show of all time.
Speaker 1: I think not really, but it's like the worshow I've
Speaker 1: ever seen so I picked it because at one star
Speaker 1: in Netflix. Um, I firmly believe that anyone in like
Speaker 1: our scene, or like any adult that you know that
Speaker 1: watches that show, watches it because I told them to
Speaker 1: watch it. If you see people posting about it, I
Speaker 1: found it. So it's a It takes place in an
Speaker 1: after school program for kids who want to make it
Speaker 1: into the music industry. It's to spin off of another Canadians.
Speaker 1: So it's just all these like Canadian tweens acting as
Speaker 1: hard as they possibly can. It's amazing. So I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just like the main characters named Luke and Leia.
Speaker 1: They never talked about it. Yes, it's right. The teacher
Speaker 1: never discussed They never bring it up. The teacher's name
Speaker 1: is Mr T and they never talk about that except
Speaker 1: for one of the characters. At one point, Very Sincerely
Speaker 1: is like trying to get him to give it a
Speaker 1: girl another audition, and he's like, I pity the fool
Speaker 1: who doesn't give her another chance, And it was like,
Speaker 1: I'm that God, what if In the second last episode
Speaker 1: of the whole series, they're like, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: know what, I just realized. You guys are Luke and
Speaker 1: Leah and then they all blow their brains up. And
Speaker 1: then there's one episode where a little girl um says
Speaker 1: that she wrote the song Freebird, and like she sings
Speaker 1: free Bird at the beginning of the episode and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Claria, like great song. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, I wrote it, and they're like,
Speaker 1: your songwriting fools are really improving. So no one at
Speaker 1: the school has heard Freebird before. Then they're in a
Speaker 1: cafe later in the episode and they hear a Freebird
Speaker 1: and they're like, wait, Clara, isn't this your song? And
Speaker 1: just like what you can get mad at me for
Speaker 1: saying that I wrote free birdie though I didn't write
Speaker 1: free Bird, And a whole lot of episode it's crazy.
Speaker 1: And then they all like sort of cycle through all
Speaker 1: the same costumes over and over again. And the testimonials,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they have them improvised. There are too full,
Speaker 1: you know how, Like auditions are like a montage on
Speaker 1: most There are two full episodes of auditions on the
Speaker 1: show where they sing. They have like a song for
Speaker 1: each episode, and then they that every auditions sings to
Speaker 1: hear at four kids, and each audition episode sing the
Speaker 1: song all the way through and Boston found Music Studios.
Speaker 1: It's on free Form. No, no, it's on Netflix. It's
Speaker 1: a Netflix original. I picked it because I had one
Speaker 1: star at the time. Um, it's incredible. I mean it's
Speaker 1: really really So you were like, this looks bad, let's
Speaker 1: do this well because anytime I don't, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know how like I'll just when I'm like browsing
Speaker 1: Netflix and I see a teen show that has a
Speaker 1: low rating and like, let's go or a teen movie.
Speaker 1: I watched a movie called Picture This with Ashley Tisdale,
Speaker 1: which is from like two thousand ten or something, but
Speaker 1: the plot centers around her getting a camera phone. There
Speaker 1: was there was something like that. There was like a
Speaker 1: Lost esque drama, like action adventure drama that was on Netflix.
Speaker 1: I tried to watch. It's called The three hundred or
Speaker 1: the two hundred. Now I don't know about the three
Speaker 1: percent this. Let me explain what the show was. It
Speaker 1: was humanity does not exist on the Earth anymore because
Speaker 1: there was I know you're talking about. I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1: There was like nuclear attack or something, or like the
Speaker 1: atmosphere they believe is not not habitable anymore, so they
Speaker 1: all live on a spaceship above the Earth, and there's
Speaker 1: this group of teenagers called like the three hundred, and
Speaker 1: they have like criminal records or something or something weird,
Speaker 1: and they decide that the way they're going to find
Speaker 1: out if they can go be on Earth again is
Speaker 1: they're going to send these teens down there to find
Speaker 1: out if it's still habitable or something. And it's like,
Speaker 1: so it's so awful, um, but they basically send them
Speaker 1: down there and it is habitable, and so it kind
Speaker 1: of becomes like a Lost esque type show. But let
Speaker 1: me tell you, it was literally so bad, so maybe
Speaker 1: that's something for you to look into it. Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I watched the first episode and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is heinous. It's like it has one of those characters
Speaker 1: who's like the bitchy girl. She's like, I'm going in
Speaker 1: the water and types off her clothes. It was like,
Speaker 1: very much like a Catherine Cohen character, like fucking you
Speaker 1: guys can stay over there on the land. I'm going
Speaker 1: in the water, and they're like Corina no, or like whatever.
Speaker 1: And the one like girl girl who's like the lead
Speaker 1: of the show, was like, I don't think she's going there.
Speaker 1: And they were like stopping a Marissa like and she's like,
Speaker 1: the water is good, and of course she gets attacked
Speaker 1: immediately by a huge snake. Yeah, you can't be beautiful. Honestly,
Speaker 1: she looked so dead, like the thing like was ripping
Speaker 1: her apart. But then she was like she washed up on.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm a little hurt, and then she was fine,
Speaker 1: what I let me say. The thing bit her and
Speaker 1: dragged her around this like infested lake and she was
Speaker 1: like it was like the first scene of Jaws, but
Speaker 1: like or it's like that part in Drastic World. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh that scene. Well she very much died, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: The character of Zara, which her name was literally also
Speaker 1: like I'm a bit I'm on my phone. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: an english woman who's on my phone and doesn't like children,
Speaker 1: so you know I'm going to get it very badly.
Speaker 1: And then she gets literally ripped apart by tranodons, thrown
Speaker 1: in the air. She gets plunged underwater, still dragged about
Speaker 1: by tarot actyls, and then the big huge sea monster
Speaker 1: jumps up in the air and chomps her and a
Speaker 1: tarrod actyl in one bite, and it is fucking crazy
Speaker 1: study and I thought we were so high. I turned
Speaker 1: to study. I'm like, wow, that was too much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was fucking crazy because the rule is supposed to
Speaker 1: be that, like in every one of those movies, you
Speaker 1: have to have one character die like a gruesome death,
Speaker 1: but usually it's the character that like deserves it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's like you you really
Speaker 1: show a character being hard. And she was like she
Speaker 1: was like thin and a brunette and more like a
Speaker 1: nice white suit and like was texting like, well, it's
Speaker 1: actually really cool commentary about like do I we engage
Speaker 1: with our phones? So don't be on your phone and
Speaker 1: like don't be have like a posh English accent and
Speaker 1: also don't have a name that starts with Z. Also
Speaker 1: don't hate kids. She was Bryce Dallas Howard's assistant. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, she was like and it was just very funny. Also,
Speaker 1: that movie will hold up. I will say it will
Speaker 1: because Bryce Dallas Howard. Chris Kelly had such a good
Speaker 1: tweet right after it came out where he was like,
Speaker 1: I get Jurassic World in Jurassic Park, confused which one
Speaker 1: has Laura Dern and which one has Bryce Dallas Howard
Speaker 1: out running a t Rex in a new heel. It's
Speaker 1: really good. Um, you have to wear a nude heel. Honestly,
Speaker 1: she never took the heels off the whole time and
Speaker 1: there were dinosaurs following. That's amazing. That's feminist. That is feminist.
Speaker 1: That is also I'm talking about a haircut that like
Speaker 1: Red Bob, I have not seen this. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you have to. You have to ursic. It's not punching
Speaker 1: down because it's a fucking multibillion dollar franchise. I thought
Speaker 1: it was legit. I thought it sucked. I mean it sucked.
Speaker 1: But also, you know what sucks Jurassic Park. Oh I
Speaker 1: love dressing. Yeah it sucks, sure, but it's fun. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe it doesn't suck. I will say this,
Speaker 1: do you like Jurassic Park? I've never seen that. You've
Speaker 1: never seen any anything? Is that? Would you say that's
Speaker 1: the biggest movie that you haven't seen. No, there's definitely
Speaker 1: bigger one. You haven't seen Titanic. I have seen that.
Speaker 1: It was the first PG thirteen movie that I saw.
Speaker 1: My parents made me wait till his thirteen and then
Speaker 1: they want my brother, younger brother and sister watch it.
Speaker 1: With me, and I was so pissed. I'll never get
Speaker 1: over my parents let me go see it when I
Speaker 1: when I was seven when it came out, but because
Speaker 1: they thought it was like culturally important, because because it
Speaker 1: was like a huge movement, and I became obsessed with
Speaker 1: the actual Titanic like in the second grade, like I
Speaker 1: would like do a project and stuff, and um, they
Speaker 1: just covered my eyes during the booby scene the city
Speaker 1: send a sexy scene, right, I had my eyes covered
Speaker 1: for that too. UM's hard? Left? Can you talk about
Speaker 1: Miracle Workers at all? Is it too early? Um? I
Speaker 1: can talk about like the premise. I honestly don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm allowed to talk about. I just I love
Speaker 1: the premise and like I don't think like I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it will be like a great Let's have
Speaker 1: me trix because I think it's great. The premise is basically,
Speaker 1: Heaven is a company and God is the CEO, and
Speaker 1: he's sort of this like out to lunch trust fund
Speaker 1: kid um, and he decides he doesn't want to keep
Speaker 1: Heaven open anymore when he finds out the people, and
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to keep Earth open anymore, and Heaven
Speaker 1: to because he finds out people on Earth aren't very
Speaker 1: happy and don't like him very much. So um, angels
Speaker 1: from the Prayer's Department make a bet with God that
Speaker 1: if they can make a miracle happen, um, he'll keep
Speaker 1: Heaven open. And he's like yeah, sure, and the miracle.
Speaker 1: The miracle is to make too, um humans who prayed
Speaker 1: to be with each other kiss. So it's like very
Speaker 1: sweet and like wacky and fun. It's a it's a
Speaker 1: really uh I had I had such a good time.
Speaker 1: And it's based on a book, so I think, like
Speaker 1: I'm not like ruining anything. Sure, Um, I think that's
Speaker 1: so fun. Like I heard that and I was just
Speaker 1: like that. I would watch that show. No, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: And it's it's you know, it's an Athology. It's seven episodes.
Speaker 1: It's like it's really sweet and like contained and just
Speaker 1: it's fun. We did table reads a few weeks ago
Speaker 1: and it was like very cool to hear the story.
Speaker 1: It's Um, the star is right now are Daniel Radcliffe
Speaker 1: and Steve Busemi Um, and then um, this girl Geraldine Um,
Speaker 1: I forget what her last name is. It starts with
Speaker 1: the VU and then um, Karen Sony's John bass um
Speaker 1: and I forget the other main girl. But there's a
Speaker 1: lot of like really fun people. That's so fun. It's
Speaker 1: really fun. Oh and oh, actually, I don't know if
Speaker 1: she's good firm. There might be someone she's not. Well,
Speaker 1: it's exciting. She's it's one of my good friends. And
Speaker 1: guess what you won't anyway? That sounds like such a
Speaker 1: good show. Oh I cannot wait. Yeah, I cannot wait
Speaker 1: for a miracle. Workers. When when is a debuting? I
Speaker 1: don't know yet. It starts filming this coming week. Wow, okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna sit and I am going I'm filming a
Speaker 1: little part. Oh wow, yeah, you're gonna have a chair
Speaker 1: and everything, so ch check. All right, So it might
Speaker 1: be time. It might be the time to do I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Now you might be familiar with
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, because we do it every episode. Um.
Speaker 1: We've also had several live shows. Well I don't think so,
Speaker 1: honey live Thank you guys if you came out to them.
Speaker 1: And um, yes, So this is where we take one
Speaker 1: minute to rail against culture. And Bone is gonna go
Speaker 1: first because I consistently go first, and I'm just fucking
Speaker 1: tired of it, all right, drama, Yeah that was what
Speaker 1: you saw right, there was true drama. Mem I'm okay,
Speaker 1: all right, this is I don't think so honey with
Speaker 1: Boonen Yang and its time starts now. I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. Eminem's. My co host, Matt Rogers brings Eminem's
Speaker 1: to the fucking recordings every week, and I don't know why,
Speaker 1: because they just make a mess. He's about to throw
Speaker 1: them and no, never mind, he's just gonna put them
Speaker 1: in his mouth. He's eating them right now. But look
Speaker 1: he's chooting them. That's the most disgusting, ungodly sound ever heard.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. You making me just nibble
Speaker 1: at them, and then I have coloring on my fingers
Speaker 1: and I have to lick it off like a fucking
Speaker 1: five year old. Why would you make me do this?
Speaker 1: I feel debased, I feel prim I feel so childish,
Speaker 1: and I don't think so many. I don't know why
Speaker 1: you would keep bringing these disgusting traits. They're not healthy,
Speaker 1: they're not good for you. I don't think so honey. Eminem's.
Speaker 1: Um god, I can't even fill up a whole minute
Speaker 1: talking about this. I'm just very mad that you would
Speaker 1: bring this, and it actually ends up sabotaging my cadence
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to hold up, hold up conversation and
Speaker 1: but meanwhile I'm like reaching over and eating this and
Speaker 1: like it's not, it's not, it's it's it makes me
Speaker 1: a worse a worse host, and you are you are
Speaker 1: trying to sabotage Me's very transparent. Okay, that was the
Speaker 1: worst you've ever done. Because if you don't want these eminem's,
Speaker 1: by all means, have some of the pretzels that I
Speaker 1: also bought. No, or these Pepperage Farm oatmeal raisin cookies
Speaker 1: which I got because I know that you like oatmeal
Speaker 1: raising just like me, and I go out of my
Speaker 1: way to provide a variety of snacks and for you
Speaker 1: to act like I forced you to do anything, bit,
Speaker 1: we're not going to eat the snacks while a recording.
Speaker 1: I know why you bring food to the recording because
Speaker 1: it is a nice thing to do. And hph, I
Speaker 1: just nodded his head in agreement behind you. So guess what, honey,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so, honey. They
Speaker 1: just interrupt my my sort of my flow. Okay, don't
Speaker 1: you dare touch them again if I ever bring them,
Speaker 1: and I will and I will continue to put them
Speaker 1: out on the table and sort them by color, which
Speaker 1: I do, and if I to them, honey, I just
Speaker 1: there's no practical purpose for them, but enjoyment. This is
Speaker 1: believe this. What is your take on his take? My
Speaker 1: take is, um, sorry to be divisive, but it's a
Speaker 1: nice thing to do. And you were eating them, which
Speaker 1: I resent I should not have been eating them. Okay,
Speaker 1: get some self con I don't think so, honey. Behavior
Speaker 1: that's fair. I think that you were, so I can
Speaker 1: kind of pass judgment, like, yeah, yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: this is. This is historic. I'm resending this story. The
Speaker 1: ban will say this. I really respect that you pretended
Speaker 1: like you've prepared. I don't think so, honey. This week
Speaker 1: good because you didn't prepare that, which I am on
Speaker 1: record over the last several episodes by saying Bow and
Speaker 1: Yang never prepares. I don't think somethings beforehand, and he
Speaker 1: tried to very slyly do this. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers brings them and then just now and it
Speaker 1: was that felt like prepared and forced to you. Well,
Speaker 1: you literally called out that you couldn't get through a minute. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying it didn't feel prepared at all. You were.
Speaker 1: You were very cleverly trying to, you know, make it
Speaker 1: seem like you had prepared. So it wasn't. Okay, we
Speaker 1: don't have to we don't have to talk about that. Wow,
Speaker 1: you just spiraled this is Matt Robbers is. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Time starts better be good now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The phrase Seacrest out, how come
Speaker 1: we just let that happen? First of all, bitch, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Seacrest out. It had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with the show. It was very transparently Ryan
Speaker 1: Seacrest stopping his stupid little feed in a meeting one
Speaker 1: day saying I need to sign off. I need to
Speaker 1: sign off, and everyone in the fucking room sucking, throwing
Speaker 1: their hands up in the AIRBN like we don't know
Speaker 1: what to say, Like come up with something. He said, fine,
Speaker 1: I will, said Seacrest out. Probably people laugh because it
Speaker 1: was so stupid, and he thought, huh good, yeah good,
Speaker 1: and kept saying if I like several seasons, to the
Speaker 1: point where it became like an institutional part of American idol,
Speaker 1: and it was Seacrest Out, which, by the way, the
Speaker 1: irony of that is fucking crazy. Seacrest Out. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Also, you should literally take note of
Speaker 1: the amazing other sign offs like Tina Fey's wonderful weekend
Speaker 1: up date, good night and have a pleasant tomorrow. That's
Speaker 1: was that drink hurt well Originally? Yeah, okay, um, I
Speaker 1: don't think how any Seacrest out. And you know what
Speaker 1: I say at the end of this, Roger's just kidding.
Speaker 1: I would never say that. And that's one minute seven
Speaker 1: seconds to Jane Curtain. I had to correct because you
Speaker 1: were spreading falsehoods. I didn't think Jane Curtain came up
Speaker 1: with that night and have a pleasant tomorrow. She did.
Speaker 1: C craze good night number six of Culture Jane Curtain
Speaker 1: created good Night. There was the usually conducted with sign
Speaker 1: off was good night and have a pleasant tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: don't think it was. I think that. I would like
Speaker 1: to challenge you. Okay, well Culture Asta's listeners look it up.
Speaker 1: It's real. Do you know this The answer to this, no,
Speaker 1: I'm really not like I didn't grow up on it.
Speaker 1: Lover no, I like it. I definitely watched it more
Speaker 1: now than ever, like having friends who work on the show.
Speaker 1: Prior to that, it was like all right for me, No,
Speaker 1: it just wasn't for you. You were a mad TV eque.
Speaker 1: I actually did like mat TV more. This is the
Speaker 1: thing and like some mad TV is really good. Some
Speaker 1: TV is really good, and like more people are more
Speaker 1: people are like coming out of the closet about TV.
Speaker 1: It's the next movement, I think, coming out and saying
Speaker 1: they love that. Three of us love it, like Patty
Speaker 1: loves it, like everyone like secretly love We just watched
Speaker 1: the Huntresses was on Huntresses AG, which is another thing
Speaker 1: Huntresses A, which is another thing that is like that
Speaker 1: is really good at being bad on purpose. It's really
Speaker 1: good at being There's a scene where they're like running
Speaker 1: through the forest and it's just running from the side
Speaker 1: of the set to the side of the set and
Speaker 1: cuts are horrible and is so funny and when they
Speaker 1: run from across the set and like but the best
Speaker 1: part is they go to a corner and then they
Speaker 1: just tuddle and like for turn to face each other
Speaker 1: and then watch that. Everyone go online and watch Preistor
Speaker 1: Countresses and the way that Deborah Wilson delivers lines in
Speaker 1: it so funny. She just screams them and screams them.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Um, Okay, Mitra, are you ready? Bone,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do the one that I didn't do
Speaker 1: for the culture because it was we it was too dark. Well,
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that you bring the darkness.
Speaker 1: I think it's really funny though. It's really good. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. My grandpa's funeral, Okay, So the
Speaker 1: guy who runs the funeral is this pastor that we
Speaker 1: didn't even want. He had a horrible toupee. He was
Speaker 1: eating all the food and like all my family is
Speaker 1: like whatever, and some of them I don't even know,
Speaker 1: but I knew that this guy couldn't possibly be a relative.
Speaker 1: He went on stage and he read the fucking footprint
Speaker 1: story as in, like two footprints on the sand, which
Speaker 1: is a magnet. He just read it as though it
Speaker 1: was something that actually applied to the story, and then
Speaker 1: he pronounced every single person's name wrong. My name is,
Speaker 1: but he pronounced Mitro, Naja and Arayah. And then he
Speaker 1: left the service early it didn't even call with us
Speaker 1: to the mausoleum, so we just like did it on
Speaker 1: our own. And then this was not his fault, but
Speaker 1: I will attribute it to him with somebody picked the
Speaker 1: song and I will always love you to play and
Speaker 1: that was the song that played as if people left
Speaker 1: the fuse and like hugged everybody. Goodbuy. So we're just
Speaker 1: listening to the song. And now every time I hear
Speaker 1: that song, I think about my grandpa's funeral. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. The people who did his makeup, he
Speaker 1: was cooler than that, I don't think so, honey. The
Speaker 1: bad nacks in the funeral home, in the bad conversation,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. My grandpa's funeral that was great,
Speaker 1: was really really good. Oh my god, that's so. When
Speaker 1: you told me that story, I was like, that is tragic,
Speaker 1: but also it was crazy. But it was also like
Speaker 1: very funny because like my grandpa's super super funny and
Speaker 1: he would have like just lost it. Yes, it was crazy.
Speaker 1: He didn't even try to say my dad's name. My
Speaker 1: dad's name is Maron, and he was like run of course,
Speaker 1: and you know youright, everyone in the room because he's
Speaker 1: like yeah, he was like he's like Southern Baptist pastor
Speaker 1: or whatever matron so and you know, afterwards, to his
Speaker 1: wife he was like, the names were insane names. I
Speaker 1: thought I did great. And you know the song we
Speaker 1: did at the end was that Tony Braxt Tony Morrison.
Speaker 1: She was a wonderful singer. I told she needs to
Speaker 1: put out a new record to the footsteps story Footprints, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that one. Because I saw the magnon on
Speaker 1: the fridge. It was truly crazy, like that is the
Speaker 1: worst story. I mean, we were just all looking at
Speaker 1: each other like I can't believe just tell any other story.
Speaker 1: There's so many things in the Bible about death, and
Speaker 1: just that story like still doesn't make sense to me. Also,
Speaker 1: not for nothing, but if you don't have the right
Speaker 1: thing to say, like if that story is not going
Speaker 1: to make sense and you can't make it make sense,
Speaker 1: and if you don't have the right thing to say,
Speaker 1: just say less. Say I had I had a family
Speaker 1: friend that passed away very young, and the pastor got
Speaker 1: up and I guess felt the need to try to
Speaker 1: say something about when a person dies very young, and
Speaker 1: he was like, you know, you have to think this
Speaker 1: was what was and he was trying to kind of
Speaker 1: say like trying to kind of say like things like that,
Speaker 1: and some people do take dude, take um saw us
Speaker 1: in that, but he kind of like got so like
Speaker 1: tripping over his words and I think maybe nervous as
Speaker 1: he was saying it that he ended up saying something
Speaker 1: that was like we should all just like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: take care of things sooner, and like you know, because
Speaker 1: the person got it was just it was so it
Speaker 1: was it was just so far away. It was like
Speaker 1: watching someone like trip over a rock and then trip
Speaker 1: over another rock and then another rock and then a waterfall.
Speaker 1: But it is like it is like it is like
Speaker 1: grief is so funny, like and like my week of
Speaker 1: the funeral was like so crazy because I had to
Speaker 1: I have like had to come back to New York
Speaker 1: and then to go back to Louisville for the funeral.
Speaker 1: And I am on the way to my flight, I
Speaker 1: got in a car accident and then started my period.
Speaker 1: And you know what, God has a plan for that.
Speaker 1: That was God. That was that was God. It was
Speaker 1: so tight. Yeah, nothing like a tight uterus on a woman,
Speaker 1: a man uterus, this storage this this episode has tickled me,
Speaker 1: tickled me in all the right places. You know what,
Speaker 1: I think? This was such a fun romp. Actually one
Speaker 1: of my least favorite works. Sexual romp is like it's
Speaker 1: always like a bad rom com Yeah that's a romp. Oh,
Speaker 1: so it's bad. It's what they call a movie that
Speaker 1: has like more women than they'd like it to be.
Speaker 1: Feel like they can't call it like a comedy, so
Speaker 1: it's a wrong. It's like not all thin women. They're like,
Speaker 1: it's wrong. If there's one person of color, or a
Speaker 1: gate or a queer person, it's a wrong. This wrong
Speaker 1: A rat race was a wrong? Is such a fun wrong?
Speaker 1: What wrong? Go a berg in rat Race? Member race?
Speaker 1: Rat Race is the mat TV of movies. It's so good.
Speaker 1: This is my full thought. Rat Race is the mat
Speaker 1: TV of movies. It's so good. A listeners, thank you
Speaker 1: for coming along with us on this romp. By the way,
Speaker 1: that the title of this episode is wrong. It's a
Speaker 1: wrong wrong with stupid you guys around Maker is the best,
Speaker 1: but when is the best? H p J is the
Speaker 1: best and I'm the best. We gotta close up with
Speaker 1: the songs, close that with the song we always close
Speaker 1: that with the song. You've got all these snacks and
Speaker 1: you when if you pick the eminem, what you gonna
Speaker 1: do when you pick this snack? You like, you better
Speaker 1: commit to that snack. You can only have one snack
Speaker 1: all night. Once you're starting in a snack, you can't wait. Okay,
Speaker 1: every time I was actually helping because this here, because
Speaker 1: she did this with Patty and cat Um. Can you sing, Michelle?
Speaker 1: Can we sing Goodbye to You? By Michelle bra and
Speaker 1: Jess Just the chorus, Yeah, good Bye, good Bye to
Speaker 1: anything that I knew. You're the one love, the one
Speaker 1: thing that I tried to hold onto. Goodbye to you,
Speaker 1: any bye to everything that I knew. Well, You're the
Speaker 1: one love, the one thing that I tried to hold
Speaker 1: on you, one thing that I tried to you by Chelsea.
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