1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that convinced Girl Scouts of America 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,559 Speaker 1: to offer a healthy alternative to cookies. So starting next year, 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 1: order your Girl Scout gluten free kale chips, which come 4 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 1: in a variety of flavors, including not s'mores, but spores, 5 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: something you'd find on a fern yung, which. 6 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 2: Troop can sell the most. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: With Laser Stories their segment wherever we read weird news 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 9 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other parson it pushers just don't. 10 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Kansas. A man 11 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: named Michael Jackson was driving to work. I'm assuming it's 12 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: not the Michael Jackson. 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 2: Yeah it can't be. I don't know. 14 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 1: I've seen the Thriller video, so he's done some pretty 15 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: crazy stuff like that. 16 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, he could be the end. Yeah. 17 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: But this Michael realized he was getting very on gas, 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: so he pulled into a random neighborhood, knocked on a 19 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: stranger's door, and asked the homeowner. 20 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 2: If they could spare some extra gas. Why wouldn't he 21 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 2: find a gas station? 22 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 1: So the homeowner asked questions just like those that you 23 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,639 Speaker 1: were asking. Why don't you go to a real gas station. 24 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: And that's when MJ admitted to the person saying he 25 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: would do that, but the truck is kind of stolen. 26 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 3: Don't when you steal a truck. 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 2: That is yeah, so lazy. 28 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: He then added politely, please don't call the cops, he said, please. 29 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 3: May like all right, Yeah, it sounds like they did anyway, though, 30 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 3: because officers showed up and spotted the truck with a 31 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 3: different license plate than it had when it was swiped. 32 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 2: He came up with that part of the plan. He 33 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 2: just forgot the gasoline car. So Michael Jackson was arrested. 34 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 3: It still feels like he could have gone to a 35 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 3: gas station and it would have been less likely that 36 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 3: he got caught. 37 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, that way. 38 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 1: The cops did note on their Facebook page that he 39 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: was clearly not a smooth criminals. Yep. Yeah. This next 40 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,799 Speaker 1: laser story is out of New Jersey. Twenty five year 41 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: old Amber Thompson was in a Marshall's checkout line that 42 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:33,080 Speaker 1: was taking way too long, and that made Amber really mad. 43 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 3: I mean, it could be upsetting when you're just waiting 44 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 3: and waiting to waiting to. 45 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: Wait to well, because the customer in front of her 46 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: was being a little bit too friendly with the cashier. 47 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 2: It's probably my husband chatting up. 48 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: Taking her sweet time, And that's when Amber started saying 49 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: a few things out loud. Witnesses say Amber threatened to 50 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: beat the woman up if she didn't hurry up. 51 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 2: Oh wow, just like your husband. 52 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 3: He's the one that's talking with the cashier. 53 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's definitely gonna get taken down. Well, you better 54 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 2: start throwing hands because I like this person. 55 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, I picked this like as Susan's working today. 56 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,239 Speaker 2: Left eye. 57 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: Thing is, the lady didn't respond to Amber's threats. Instead, 58 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: she finished her transaction and then walked out to her 59 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: vehicle in the parking lot. 60 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 2: Okay, that's good, that's a reasonable thing to do. No. 61 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: Amber didn't like that, so she ran to the back 62 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: of the kitchen department in Marshalls, got a set of 63 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:35,839 Speaker 1: steak knives, ran back to the cashier, paid for them, 64 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: then made a mad dash for the parking lot. 65 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 2: They got the line with shorts. 66 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when she found the slow woman from the 67 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: checkout line and stabbed her in the arm. 68 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 2: With one of the knives. She's going to go for 69 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 2: the tires, not the there's so. 70 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 3: Many thoughts in that moment, the buying of the knives, 71 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 3: the checking out of the knives, that you could have 72 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 3: stopped yourself. 73 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: The victim was able to get immediate help for her 74 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: non life threatening injuries, but Amber made her way right 75 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: back into the Marshall store. Unfortunately for her, the police 76 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: were very timely and found her hiding in a bathroom 77 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: stall with the weapon sitting on top of a baby 78 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: changing station. 79 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 2: Never thought of that as a nice counter to hold weapons. 80 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: No baby in the changing station, It important toy. Yeah 81 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,600 Speaker 1: she's good, but she was arrested and faces multiple charges, 82 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 1: including aggravated assaults, but not shoplifting because remember Amber was 83 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: a responsible shopper and purchased those knives before she used 84 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 1: them to stab something. 85 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 2: She does have a moral line job. Yeah, she might 86 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 2: even be our future hero of the week for Amber. 87 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of tech town. 88 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: Everybody's worried about AI taking their job, but you probably 89 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: wouldn't want this one because Cohler just debuted a new 90 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:05,559 Speaker 1: toilet camera that watch as you go. Who is buying this? Yeah, 91 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: it's called dakoda, a play on the word decode. 92 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 2: D e k O d A. 93 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. 94 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks. 95 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: It fits on the side of most toilet bowls, and 96 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 1: it uses optical sensors to scan and analyze your waste. 97 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:27,280 Speaker 1: Then it spits out stats on your phone. 98 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 2: I don't even tell me. 99 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:34,039 Speaker 3: My husband would love this, Yeah, giving me updates on 100 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 3: the daily. 101 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: Well. To use it, you sign in on a fingerprint 102 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 1: scanner so it knows who's waste it's scanning, and it 103 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: can tell you whether you're dehydrated, what percentage of your 104 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 1: sessions are regular each week? I agree, you need. 105 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 2: More and fiber in your diet. 106 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, and hopefully it comes with a share option so 107 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: you can put it up on Facebook. They say, don't worry, 108 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:00,679 Speaker 1: there's no chance of your junk showing up on camera. 109 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: Quote Dakota sensors see down into your toilet and nowhere else. 110 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 2: Oh so just trust it. Yeah, yeah, sure. Maybe. 111 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: The price for this sophisticated toilet cam is a whopping 112 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: six hundred dollars. Who so you know it's got to 113 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: be pretty decent. And on top of that, there's also 114 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: an annual subscription fee seventy bucks a year if it's 115 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: just you, or one. 116 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 2: Hundred and thirty dollars for the family plan. Try pitching 117 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 2: that one to the missus. Yeah, on the. 118 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: I swear it's a bargain if the whole family doesn't. 119 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 2: Just sign it with your fingerprist and then we all 120 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 2: get to know. That's fun. 121 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: This next slizer story is out of the Harry Havens. 122 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: Yesterday was National Sasquatch Awareness Day, and nothing would make 123 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 1: people more aware of a sasquatch than randomly bumping into 124 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: Bigfoot out in the woods. 125 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 2: I'd say so. Well. 126 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: A new report is ranked the top places in America 127 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 1: where you're statistically the most likely to spot one. 128 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,720 Speaker 2: All right, let's go where we going, Jeff? Number four Michigan. 129 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: Is that where the. 130 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 2: Original Bigfoot was taken? Or was that like an Alaska? 131 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 2: I forgot where that video was? Grainy one government staying 132 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 2: real quiet about that. One. 133 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: Number three is Oregon. Number two West Virginia. He likes 134 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 1: to hide up in the Appalachians. Yeah, in the top 135 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: spot to find Bigfoot if you want to. 136 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 2: Is Washington State really very woodsy? 137 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 1: The place least likely to find a sasquatch? Maryland or Arizona? 138 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 1: Apparently he's not a dry heat type of guy. 139 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 2: I see, he's just hiding behind a cactus. The he 140 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 2: gets he may be wintering in those Yeah, Florida. 141 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: Definitely once he retires, but in general we know that 142 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: he's not easy to find. Luckily, one individual's posted a 143 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,240 Speaker 1: million dollar bounty for him. 144 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 2: Oh good, it's this guy. 145 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 1: And if anyone I know is a foot guy. 146 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 2: It's definitely him. His big foot, small foot. Whatever, he 147 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 2: will pay for the next And that's how means Laser 148 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 2: Stories has come to an end of the day. We'll 149 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 2: do it again the same time on Friday 150 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.