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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand. Oh, I met this guy

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Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, and I went to a

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Speaker 1: party with him and his entire family and his friends,

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Speaker 1: and we both got super drunk, a lot of dirties,

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Speaker 1: the little secrets that start with that lady to go ahead, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And so he asked if I wanted to hook up,

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Speaker 1: and we ended up hooking up on a golf cart,

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Speaker 1: his parents golf cart whoa yes, adventurous one. So my

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Speaker 1: dad he owns like this camper up at like a lake,

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Speaker 1: and so we go there like once a summer, me

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Speaker 1: and the kids, and then my ex you know, when

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Speaker 1: I was with my ex husband, he went with me too.

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Speaker 1: And there's like a bedroom kind of thing like in

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Speaker 1: the camper for my dad and then we sleep in

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Speaker 1: the main area of the camper. Well, the next day,

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Speaker 1: my dad decided to let me know that he heard

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Speaker 1: me having sex in his camper, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, come again, what, well, I don't know sometime

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Speaker 1: at home. If you can understand, I don't even remember

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Speaker 1: the last time that I had sex with him. It's

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Speaker 1: definitely not going to be here in this camper, Like

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Speaker 1: this isn't the thing right here? It stays here. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't even move. Where's the weirdest place you have ever

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Speaker 1: hooked up? A restaurant bathroom in Times Square? That sounds fun?

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Speaker 1: It was fun. A shed that sounds a shed? Shed

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Speaker 1: was dirty? Couldn't wait, it was on the gravel. Wait

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Speaker 1: you want to lately? It couldn't be anybody else. Well,

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Speaker 1: your current adults were tools. There were tools and to shed.

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Speaker 1: It was the old house that I used to live

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Speaker 1: in at college. So you went to the shed in

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Speaker 1: the back. Why? Why? Yeah? Was in the moment are

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Speaker 1: you Oh my god, let's go to the shed? I

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Speaker 1: mean that is what you you recommended lately. We should go.

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Speaker 1: We should go have some spontaneous let's go to this,

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Speaker 1: go have some spontaneous slide it out just like that. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: just sounds like a forty year old version thing to do.

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Speaker 1: Lose his virginity last week and he's still with a

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Speaker 1: girlfriend that he lost produced a Bennett a Starbucks bathroom? Flags. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you both in the bathroom. You guys as dirty than

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Speaker 1: dirty shit. It started the car. It started in the

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Speaker 1: car on our way to six Flags. We were a

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Speaker 1: little distracted, so we're like, you know what we're not

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Speaker 1: going to make it to six flags. We've got to

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Speaker 1: get this done. Boy, it's the closest bathroom Conna. Get

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Speaker 1: it done in the car not enough space for yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there was a long line too, So we went up

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. We hit it, we hit, We get

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom, locked the door, and we hold it

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Speaker 1: down for about maybe thirty minutes in a public bather

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Speaker 1: than thirty minutes. Yeah, you gotta get it done. That's

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Speaker 1: not a time to go. Hey, let's have some since

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Speaker 1: that's some time. I don't want to quickie right there.

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Speaker 1: That's what those are made for. I had to ride

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Speaker 1: bad rollercoaster before I went in rode the other roller coaster.

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Speaker 1: How many knocks did you get on the door? You

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Speaker 1: know how it is at a fast here in my

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Speaker 1: own Oh yeah, you like when you get off rollercoaster,

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Speaker 1: you just go right back in line. All right, are

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Speaker 1: we done? Can you one on my story? I don't

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Speaker 1: was in Canada and I was a whistler and I

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Speaker 1: was on a gondola. And there's several gondolas. If you

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Speaker 1: haven't been there, you can get in this big one

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Speaker 1: that's like an enclosed capsule. Yeah, and that was the

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Speaker 1: one that I was in and I was just with him.

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Speaker 1: It was in the summertime, so it was the bikes,

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Speaker 1: not the snowboards, right, and so there was kids, right,

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Speaker 1: but there wasn't kids in front of back goodness, but

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Speaker 1: there was kids that were passing us that I didn't

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Speaker 1: think about. And I was like, oh god, there's a

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Speaker 1: kid right there, there's a kid. Right, there's a child

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Speaker 1: the show like, oh no, Like it was embarrassing for me,

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Speaker 1: but he didn't care. Yeah, of course. I mean they

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Speaker 1: passed by pretty quickly and I don't know if they

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Speaker 1: saw anything, but I'm pretty sure Assassin all of it,

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Speaker 1: all of it, all of it. Everything there was to enjoy.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't fun for me. I didn't know if anybody

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Speaker 1: says that, if any woman ever says they did, and

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Speaker 1: that's type of situation they're lying, do you think? So

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Speaker 1: get in bend over because this gondola is gondola usually

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Speaker 1: usually whatever it is, like into because this boat is gonela.

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Speaker 1: It didn't work like a lot of it too. I

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Speaker 1: loved it. It was that I can decide what my

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Speaker 1: mine is. You've had some crazy experiences. He's like, which

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Speaker 1: one should I think? Yeah, well, this on public or private?

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Speaker 1: What's what's better? Public? Public? Public, public public. It's very

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Speaker 1: similar to Alex's, but like it was in traffic though.

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Speaker 1: It was like rush hour traffic, and I was really

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Speaker 1: drunk in the back of a car that was a

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Speaker 1: convertible and people in traffic were actually honking at us. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't really remember. I mean, I remembered that I

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Speaker 1: was doing stuff, but I didn't remember all that happening

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Speaker 1: until like the next day. And my friend was telling

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Speaker 1: me about it and he's like, yeah, you don't remember

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Speaker 1: that minivan and the mom was like telling her kiss

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Speaker 1: to cover her eyes. I was texting four six one,

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Speaker 1: what's the weirdest place you've ever done that? It's a

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