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Speaker 1: start with the one that everybody's talking about, but not

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Speaker 1: the only show in town, not the only game in town.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the Brooklyn Nets with their little freak

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Speaker 1: Ben Simmons, not talking about any mental health issues. Now

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Speaker 1: they're all solved now, huh, Ben Simmons. The Brooklyn Nets

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Speaker 1: are playing Boston in Boston, They're not. They don't have

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Speaker 1: Robert Williams, the third, which is a blow and Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: knows it. But Boston. I think he may be back

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Speaker 1: for the series. It doesn't matter. The Celtics. Their strengths

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Speaker 1: are team defense, scoring depth. Their weaknesses, especially without Whizz

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Speaker 1: Williams size. They got stars, true blue superstars, Jayson Tatum,

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Speaker 1: Jalen Brown, sometimes Marcus Smart. The X factor for the

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Speaker 1: Boston Celtics. For them is Derek White And I told you,

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Speaker 1: I told you the X factors in the other series.

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Speaker 1: You listen, you don't listen, But Derek White up deep.

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Speaker 1: Boston Celtics is the guy. They win it all defense

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Speaker 1: to offense over and over again with that toughness. I've

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Speaker 1: been very impressed with their coach, Emi Udaka, who's married

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Speaker 1: to Nil long friend, personal friend of mine. Actually been

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Speaker 1: on the podcast Nil Along. I don't know, but I'm

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Speaker 1: movie star. Um. He pushed all the right buttons and

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Speaker 1: now Boston is a very dangerous team. I'm taking the

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Speaker 1: Celtics in seven games. Bye bye, Brooklyn. Even though the

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Speaker 1: burnout in the bitter are ridiculous. Durant and Kyrie are

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Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous. I was talking about me and cat Mobile

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Speaker 1: Katino Mobile. He said that he thinks that Kyrie everying's

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Speaker 1: the best one on one player ever, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I can't argue with you, like I would be frightened

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Speaker 1: to try to guard Kyrie Irving the ship that he

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Speaker 1: does is ridiculous. And Durant, that ugly, goofy looking motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: He's just so relaxed out there every single game and

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Speaker 1: he's been through all of it. But like I said,

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Speaker 1: I got Boston winning that series in seven games. Ben

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Speaker 1: Simmons ain't coming back, trust me. And if he does,

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Speaker 1: in fact come back, I'm expecting something bad to happen.

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Speaker 1: I don't wish bad on anybody. I think he's gonna

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Speaker 1: get hurt something. You can't just come back after not

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Speaker 1: playing in a year and playing the playoffs, especially when

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Speaker 1: you're Ben Simmons, who's just butter soft and just weak,

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Speaker 1: dressing up looking ridiculous and lamb out fits on the bench,

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00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: looking crazy on the yard. Next, we got Chicago versus Milwaukee.

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Speaker 1: Chicago has been fading late. They really miss a Lonzo Ball.

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Speaker 1: They started off strong, but now everything has been going

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Speaker 1: all wrong. Their strengths are scoring, clutch performances and that

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Speaker 1: try hard demeanor. Their weakness is size. Outside of Chavik,

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Speaker 1: no Bruno, who some for some reason thinks he's a guard.

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Speaker 1: They got their superstar zach Lavine, Demarrowsen and sometimes Ruchavik

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Speaker 1: and obviously Alonso Ball is star ish, but he ain't

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Speaker 1: a star and he ain't playing their ex factors Kolby White.

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Speaker 1: To win it all, they need a miracle, Let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: For them to beat Milwaukee, they need a miracle and

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Speaker 1: the veterans need to kick it into super duper, super

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Speaker 1: duper high gear. The world champions Milwaukee Bucks poise. Their

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Speaker 1: strengths are experi orian size shooting. They've been through it all.

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Speaker 1: They got their stars, the Greek freak Chris Middleton and

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Speaker 1: Jew Holiday, their X factors Bobby Porter. How they win

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Speaker 1: it all by just never stopping. They don't give up,

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Speaker 1: They play hard, they believe in themselves, and they went

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Speaker 1: through the fired last year. Unless unless something bad happens,

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Speaker 1: They're going to win this series in five games. The

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Speaker 1: Bucks are going to win this in five games. Sorry Bulls,

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Speaker 1: Sorry bull fans. I don't know what happened, but DeMars

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Speaker 1: Rosen those guys that ain't gonna do They're they're gonna

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Speaker 1: lose in five games, if not in four for the

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Speaker 1: sweet market. Next is the unfulfilled Philadelphia seventies Sixers versus

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Speaker 1: the tenacious Toronto Raptors. The Philadelphia seventies Sixers with no

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Speaker 1: killer instinct. Let's see if they could prove me wrong.

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Speaker 1: Their strengths or size, No Bruno shooting in depth, their weaknesses,

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Speaker 1: our strength outside of him Bead They're superstars are obviously

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Speaker 1: Joel Embiid, James the question, Mark Hardon and Terrese Maxi

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Speaker 1: X Factors, Tobias Harris. How they win it all by

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Speaker 1: having the best starting five in the NBA and they

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Speaker 1: all step up to the plate the X Factors also

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Speaker 1: James Harden This is it, man, I'm gonna fun what

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Speaker 1: kind of hip problems? This is it? If this team somehow,

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Speaker 1: some way loses, and I'm telling you they can lose

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Speaker 1: to Toronto, do not do not be surprised if they

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Speaker 1: lose this series. But five Bill their best defender. He

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Speaker 1: won't play in Toronto because the Australian is unvaccinated. That's right,

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Speaker 1: he ain't playing in Toronto. You got the Toronto Raptors,

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Speaker 1: the north of the border, tenacious Toronto Raptors. Their string

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Speaker 1: to length, shooting, team defense, confidence, their weakness size, No Bruno,

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Speaker 1: the superstars Pascal Siakam, Freddy Van Sky, sometimes Gary Trent Jr.

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Speaker 1: The ex factors, rookie Scottie Burnes. Watched the games. How

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Speaker 1: they win it all? They'll out hustle every single body. Listen.

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Speaker 1: Nick Nurse is one of the best coaches in the league,

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Speaker 1: and the seventies sixers do not impress me much with

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Speaker 1: their inconsistency. Fuck it, I got Toronto winning this series

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Speaker 1: in an upset in six games for to two. Bye bye,

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Speaker 1: bye bye. All right, let's move out to the West

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Speaker 1: the Nuggets first, the Warriors. Denver will not have Jamal

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Speaker 1: Murray or Michael Porter Jr. In at least the first round.

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Speaker 1: Denver their strengths playmaking, size, depth, weaknesses, their strength outside

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Speaker 1: of Jokich. Their superstars are, of course the Joker and

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Speaker 1: sometimes Aaron Gordon, and I mean sometimes. The X factor

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Speaker 1: on the Denver Nuggets is Bones Highland. How they win

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Speaker 1: it all? The Joker has to play off and play

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Speaker 1: out every single game and be the playoff m v P.

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Speaker 1: Golden State is getting Steph Curry back for Game one. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: their strengths are shooting, team, defense, coaching confidence. Their weakness

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Speaker 1: is size. The Bruno. We know the Stars, Clay Draymond,

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Speaker 1: Steph Curry, the X factor is soon to be Star

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Speaker 1: Jordan's Pool and how they win it all. Steph Curry

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Speaker 1: has to be back in business. But give me the

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Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors and seven. Denver is going to give

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Speaker 1: them hell since they don't have enough signs to deal

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Speaker 1: with the Joker. But I'm gonna take Steph and co.

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Speaker 1: To find a way to win it in the first

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Speaker 1: round seven games. Golden State knocks out Denver Nuggets of

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Speaker 1: the first round in seven games. Now we move on

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Speaker 1: to Utah. Who Yeah, that's what they say about Utah.

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Speaker 1: They're coming apart at the seems lately. They're playing Dallas,

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Speaker 1: who will be without Luca for at least game one.

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Speaker 1: Bazooka Luca the Jazz. Their strengths are shooting, scoring, and depth.

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Speaker 1: Weakness size outside of Gobert Superstars of course, Donovan Mitchell,

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Speaker 1: Spider Mitchell Mike Conley and sometimes Rudy Gobert. The X

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Speaker 1: Factors Jordan Clarkson how they win it all, and they

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Speaker 1: win it at all, but how they win it all

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Speaker 1: is outscoring everyone. Next Dallas, who was my dark horse

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Speaker 1: to come out of the West. But without Luca, it's

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Speaker 1: it's a tall order to beat Utah. Okay, they're better

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Speaker 1: than people think outside of Luca. But without Luca, they're

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Speaker 1: in deep ship team. Defense, playmaking and shooting is their strengths.

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Speaker 1: Their weaknesses speed Their stars are of course Luca if

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Speaker 1: he's help the Jalen Brunson and sometimes Spencer didn't. Wittie

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Speaker 1: The X Factors Dwight Powell. How they win it all

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Speaker 1: without Luca, they're cooked Without Luca got the Jazz in six.

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Speaker 1: The Jazz is a good team, Dallas is a good team,

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Speaker 1: but without Bazooka Luca, Uh, they're just there's not enough

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Speaker 1: points they could put up to beat do Utah Jazz.

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Speaker 1: Onto Memphis versus Minnesota. Patrick Beverley and these fucking guys

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Speaker 1: from Minnesota. They're playing a tough, confident Memphis Grizzly team.

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Speaker 1: Their strengths or speed, playmaking, shooting, and confidence. Their weaknesses

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Speaker 1: go to scoring with the game on the line. The

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Speaker 1: superstars are obviously John Morant, Jaren Jackson and sometimes Desmond

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Speaker 1: being the X factors. Dylan Brooks how they win it

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Speaker 1: all and some people think they could come out of

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Speaker 1: the West. They gotta grind the whole league to the ground.

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Speaker 1: We saw what Minnesota is. It's going to be an

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Speaker 1: easy series. It's gonna be a fun series. I got

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Speaker 1: Memphis in six. Too much depth, too much versatility and

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