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Speaker 1: Hello there, I'm Bridger Wineger. Look, chances are you've received gifts. You've probably also given gifts, and if you haven't, this message isn't for you, you absolute loser. That said, I encourage you to keep listening. All are welcome. I have a new podcast called I Said No Gifts, premiering March twelfth on exactly right. Every Thursday, I have a conversation with a friend, loved one, or somebody I'm secretly trying to ruin. I only have one request, no gifts. Unfortunately, every one of them deliberately disobeys me, meaning our conversation eventually turns to whatever object lies beneath the wrapping paper. It's an absolute thrill. I've already received gifts from a variety of wonderful people. And if you don't believe me, I have audio proof. Andy Richter, you at your most relaxed. It's not pretty. Oh speak for yourself. I under gorgeous, right, like a reclining alabaster statue. Jessica gow You know these two objects put together would be very difficult to wrap, and you managed to make a charming rapping out of it, which is something I couldn't do. And you thought it was one item. I thought it was well to be fair to me, I thought it was six dead pigeons together. Lewis Vertel jungle Book was brought up because you brought up called the snake, your mother snake, Yes, yes, my mother, the servant Lauren Lapkis, Zachary Tygler, Yeah, Zachary ty Bryant, Yeah, is now the proud owner of a bw W or the entire chain or something. He started slipping. He can there. Okay, well, you can say a lot of things on a podcast they become true, but he is not. The CEO of Buffalo will find out, Langston Kerkman.

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Speaker 2: I didn't wrap the gift.

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Speaker 1: The gift came in a leather backpack which belongs to you, which I don't plan on giving you now. Unfortunately, you're not leaving the studio until I own a leather backpack best coalb because now I'm now I'm very sad because I don't want to die before I can marry my son. And please let that be, Please let that be the poll quote. Still don't believe me why, I've just provided you with evidence and that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've received gifts from all kinds of other people. Incredible people, incredible gifts, And if you want to know what those gifts are, start listening to I Said No Gifts. When it premieres Thursday, March twelfth, I'm exactly right. Subscribe now on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you like to listen.

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Speaker 2: Said No Guests, Your presences. I