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Speaker 1: Hello there, I'm Bridger Wineger. Look, chances are you've received gifts.

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Speaker 1: You've probably also given gifts, and if you haven't, this

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Speaker 1: message isn't for you, you absolute loser. That said, I

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Speaker 1: encourage you to keep listening. All are welcome. I have

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Speaker 1: a new podcast called I Said No Gifts, premiering March

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Speaker 1: twelfth on exactly right. Every Thursday, I have a conversation

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Speaker 1: with a friend, loved one, or somebody I'm secretly trying

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Speaker 1: to ruin. I only have one request, no gifts. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: every one of them deliberately disobeys me, meaning our conversation

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Speaker 1: eventually turns to whatever object lies beneath the wrapping paper.

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Speaker 1: It's an absolute thrill. I've already received gifts from a

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Speaker 1: variety of wonderful people. And if you don't believe me,

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Speaker 1: I have audio proof. Andy Richter, you at your most relaxed.

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Speaker 1: It's not pretty. Oh speak for yourself. I under gorgeous, right,

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Speaker 1: like a reclining alabaster statue. Jessica gow You know these

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Speaker 1: two objects put together would be very difficult to wrap,

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Speaker 1: and you managed to make a charming rapping out of it,

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Speaker 1: which is something I couldn't do. And you thought it

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Speaker 1: was one item. I thought it was well to be

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Speaker 1: fair to me, I thought it was six dead pigeons together.

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Speaker 1: Lewis Vertel jungle Book was brought up because you brought

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Speaker 1: up called the snake, your mother snake, Yes, yes, my mother,

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Speaker 1: the servant Lauren Lapkis, Zachary Tygler, Yeah, Zachary ty Bryant, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is now the proud owner of a bw W or

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Speaker 1: the entire chain or something. He started slipping. He can there. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: you can say a lot of things on a podcast

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Speaker 1: they become true, but he is not. The CEO of

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Speaker 1: Buffalo will find out, Langston Kerkman.

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Speaker 2: I didn't wrap the gift.

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Speaker 1: The gift came in a leather backpack which belongs to you,

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Speaker 1: which I don't plan on giving you now. Unfortunately, you're

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Speaker 1: not leaving the studio until I own a leather backpack

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Speaker 1: best coalb because now I'm now I'm very sad because

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Speaker 1: I don't want to die before I can marry my son.

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Speaker 1: And please let that be, Please let that be the

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Speaker 1: poll quote. Still don't believe me why, I've just provided

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Speaker 1: you with evidence and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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Speaker 1: I've received gifts from all kinds of other people. Incredible people,

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Speaker 1: incredible gifts, And if you want to know what those

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Speaker 1: gifts are, start listening to I Said No Gifts. When

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Speaker 1: it premieres Thursday, March twelfth, I'm exactly right. Subscribe now

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Speaker 1: on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you like to listen.

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Speaker 2: Said No Guests, Your presences. I