WEBVTT - #323: Casket Shopping with the Cuz

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start Up Up, They Making Noise Up start

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<v Speaker 1>Up Up.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode three twenty three, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>David Brody? What's up? Scary Jones? How are you feeling?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not good? Yeah. So in case you guys slices,

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<v Speaker 2>if you've been wondering where the episode is, a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people have, Yeah, today's Wednesday. We are officially a

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<v Speaker 2>week late on the episode. Yeah, I have been six

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<v Speaker 2>since Wednesday. Of luck, it's a week already. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>were about to get on last week and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>reenactment of what happened. As we were about to sign on,

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<v Speaker 2>the music came on and Brodie was like, what there

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<v Speaker 2>it is and I'm like okay, and then we cut

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<v Speaker 2>it and we should have. We should have actually issued

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<v Speaker 2>that as the podcast. So then that would give the

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<v Speaker 2>reason why we didn't issue a podcast. But we try.

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<v Speaker 2>It's our new spinoff podcast, cough Time. We got it. Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we got it. We did get in there. Uh

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<v Speaker 2>but uh, we tried, but we failed. But you feel

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<v Speaker 2>you look better, We'll call it cough Time. I got

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<v Speaker 2>a cough on the left. Y'all got a cough on

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<v Speaker 2>the right, y'all got a cough got everybody wrote the song.

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<v Speaker 2>Very few, very few people know that song. Yeah, great song,

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<v Speaker 2>great song. How many people know White Lines that we

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<v Speaker 2>did slice time exactly? Not many. It's not about the

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<v Speaker 2>original song, it's about how great the parody sounds. This

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<v Speaker 2>is true. So let's get the people know. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>think people know the song set it off more than

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<v Speaker 2>White Lines. I think White Lines a little more. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>it's all eighties free style stuff and yeah, let's let's so.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you're doing well. You look great, your your

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<v Speaker 2>complexion is back, uh sort of, and uh, but you're

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<v Speaker 2>still gonna to push it and go play pickleball. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand. You tried playing pickleball Monday and somebody says

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<v Speaker 2>to me, god, you look pale. I go, that's because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a jew, right, like no, no, like paler than normal.

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<v Speaker 2>So I said, oh yeah, and I uh he was, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>no problem, I'm fine, I'm gonna try it. And I said,

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<v Speaker 2>scary of well. Podcast Monday night after I come back

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<v Speaker 2>for pickleball, He's like, guy, i's no problem. Yeah. Uh again,

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<v Speaker 2>I got up to like three points and pickleball, and

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<v Speaker 2>I started going. The cold air was rushing in my

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<v Speaker 2>lungs like baby I was. I was in Beverly Hills

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<v Speaker 2>because I was weezer. Well yeah, so yeah, but uh

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<v Speaker 2>and oh, let's get the eight hundred pound gorilla out

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<v Speaker 2>of the room. What's stretch that? Happy birthday? Happy Berry's down,

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<v Speaker 2>Scary's down a seven hundred and eighty pounds. Yea hioh, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>happy birthday, that's what I wanted to show. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>David Brody's birthday. Everybody, Well, not yet, but by the

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<v Speaker 2>time you hear this, it'll be David Brodie's birthday. And

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<v Speaker 2>the story come on, depends on when you hear this.

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<v Speaker 2>You may hear it six months from me. You gonna

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<v Speaker 2>hear it on Thursday. Most people listen to day after

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<v Speaker 2>we issue it. So here we are, happy birthday. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate that. I just uh, I appreciate all the

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<v Speaker 2>thank yous in advance. It's fine, get any presents. You

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<v Speaker 2>announcing my birthday was the greatest present of all. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, it's not my birthday yet. You can't say

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<v Speaker 2>it's my birthday already because people are going to listen

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<v Speaker 2>to this in three days or four days or a

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<v Speaker 2>week in my life as we record this, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>my birthday yet, so you're not even in the birthday

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<v Speaker 2>frame of mind. Even though it's six hours birthday frame

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<v Speaker 2>of mind six seven hours away. It's not six or

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<v Speaker 2>seven hours away. It's seven and twenty minutes. Yeah the

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<v Speaker 2>love seven hours. No, I'm not I'm not in the

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<v Speaker 2>h I'm not in the frame of mind. Okay, not yet.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll get this. I've been sick. I've been sick.

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<v Speaker 2>To me, it's like a week ago like this. This

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<v Speaker 2>whole week's been a blur of me in bed most

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<v Speaker 2>of the day and staying away from people and coughing

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<v Speaker 2>and wheezing. And so you have plans for the weekend

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<v Speaker 2>at least birthday, big birthday weekend coming up? A pickleball,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe pickleball? All right, No, I got it's been so popular.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get in this weekend. Oh I'm on the

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<v Speaker 2>wait list. Yeah, I don't know what my plans are.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I got dinner, I got dinner, plants

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<v Speaker 2>on my birthday, obviously, duh. But I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm doing this weekend. Because I'm not excited

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<v Speaker 2>about my birthday coming up. That's my birthdays on a

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday and mine's on Monday. So I I gotta tell you,

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<v Speaker 2>not really looking forward to it. I don't I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really care. Yeah, well, I guess your problem

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<v Speaker 2>is that you're you're on this diet planned, which, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, I'm looking at you, guys, if you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>seen Scary Jones on social media, ron, I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 2>him in a webcam. He's looking good. Thank you. You're

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<v Speaker 2>not my duff anymore looking he's looking spelt well sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm only halfway there. Go ahead, finish it. There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew you living on a prayer, living on you know,

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<v Speaker 2>not living on a prayer, living on boil chicken and

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<v Speaker 2>no oil or butter. So rockley. Yeah. So it'll eventually,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'll make it another hopefully fifteen twenty pounds,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we'll call it a day, and then I'll

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<v Speaker 2>you know, start all over again. And then you know,

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<v Speaker 2>people are asking me, why don't you try it? Why

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<v Speaker 2>don't you just keep it off this time? Like it's

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<v Speaker 2>that easy. I said it to you. Yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 2>what everybody does. Everybody says it to me, but they

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<v Speaker 2>don't ask what I see. I know you better, and

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<v Speaker 2>I know the plan better. What I said the scary

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<v Speaker 2>was first, I said, Scary, you have such willpower, because

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<v Speaker 2>when when I lose weight, it's very difficult. I have to,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, but I don't. I don't go on this

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<v Speaker 2>hardcore crash diet. I just start eating sensibly, smaller portions,

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<v Speaker 2>not snacking, and I lose the weight a little slower

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<v Speaker 2>than Scary does. But what Scary does? It takes so

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<v Speaker 2>much willpower? Is it? Scary? You have this willpower? Why

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<v Speaker 2>not when you become third quarter scary like you sometimes do?

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<v Speaker 2>Why not do another couple of weeks of detox in

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<v Speaker 2>the summer. I could, and scar and Scary says to me, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I could, mentally, but dude, I'm gonna be at the

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<v Speaker 2>beach and at rooftop bars and on vacation. I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't not eat right now. It's the winter. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't give a ship. I got it so right exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>now's the time to do this stuff. So then I said, Scary,

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<v Speaker 2>how about this? How about just you pick like one

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<v Speaker 2>or two days a week that you eat this way

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<v Speaker 2>and then five days a week, like the weekend, Thursday

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<v Speaker 2>and Monday, or Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and and and Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>You eat like a pig, not like a pig, but

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<v Speaker 2>like you normally do, like give on like a gov

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<v Speaker 2>on then and said, if you if you eat healthy

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<v Speaker 2>just two days a week, you might be able to

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<v Speaker 2>keep off most of the weight and it might be

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<v Speaker 2>good for your heart and your and your cholesterol in

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<v Speaker 2>your heart. He's like, you know what, that's not that's

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<v Speaker 2>not a bad idea. I don't know. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>so I I I admire scary now. But you know

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<v Speaker 2>he loves he loves those restaurants. Yeah, I really do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my way of communication. I mean, that's how I

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<v Speaker 2>communicate with people is through food and drink. So that

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's my social life. That's my world, right. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes up his girlfriend on Friday and he's like, hey, Robin,

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend. H yeah, we played our dinner for Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 2>We play on a Sunday brunch Italian food. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll come out and see you. All right. It's it's

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<v Speaker 2>gotten so bad. My girlfriend does he want to see me?

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<v Speaker 2>She's literally took took took a knee on hanging out

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<v Speaker 2>last week. Yeah, I said, Scary calls me on Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, scary, what's wrong? He's like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I go, Skar's scary. It's a Saturday night. What are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing? Whatever? There's everything okay, He's like, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just chilling. What do you mean you're chilling this?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh well, Robin's doing dry January, so we can't drink

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not eating, so she doesn't want to see me.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, scary, there's not you don't want to cuddle,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to like watch them. Eh no, there's

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<v Speaker 2>no food, no drink. He's out. It's because, if you

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<v Speaker 2>think about it, I don't want to put her through this.

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<v Speaker 2>Why she's not she doesn't have to lose weight. Look

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<v Speaker 2>at her. You can see right through her when when

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<v Speaker 2>she well, no, she's perfann she's no, she's she's very

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<v Speaker 2>healthy and and uh you know the week before I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like cooking all healthy for us, and I'm like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>she's going along with the program because she doesn't one

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<v Speaker 2>insult me. And I cooked made dinner for both of us,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like money. It's very crazy. Ross. Sweet,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let you come over and we'll have some Broccolian

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<v Speaker 2>carrots and a nice cold glass of water. Yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be right over. Yeah. So yeah, yeah. The Scary Jones

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<v Speaker 2>calls you on a Saturday, you know something's wrong. So right,

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<v Speaker 2>So there's combine that with football Sunday, watching the two

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<v Speaker 2>games of who's going, you know, to decide who's going

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<v Speaker 2>to the super Bowl. There was no way she was

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out. She fucking detests football. She can't stand watching football.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing that interests her. Lettuce so sold you say

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<v Speaker 2>nothing that interests her lettuce less? Oh you said lettuce

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<v Speaker 2>let us that's what I'm having for dinner. With having

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<v Speaker 2>lettuce wraps with Scary is having lettuce on a bed

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<v Speaker 2>of lettuce. No, I'm having Buffalo Buffalo Soldier. Not not

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<v Speaker 2>Buffalo tenders or Buffalo Chicken. I'm having a Buffalo Buffalo

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<v Speaker 2>bills else had them the Chiefs? Did they? Sure? Did

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<v Speaker 2>they ate their lunch? God, I'm so pissed about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't complain about the refs. Score fifty points like the

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<v Speaker 2>Eagles did, So don't let it come down to one

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<v Speaker 2>one call by a ref and it's by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's it's It's absolutely impossible to rig an NFL game.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the most bet on sport in the world. Stop it. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not it's not rigged. It's just stupid by the

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<v Speaker 2>call by the refs. You know, whyn't they just check

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<v Speaker 2>that out again? Like I don't understand who made that

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<v Speaker 2>final Okay, you know you know, you know who didn't

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<v Speaker 2>complain about the spot of the first down that Josh

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<v Speaker 2>Allen didn't get. You know who didn't complain about chis

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<v Speaker 2>no the Bills. The Bills, Oh, the Bills. The Bills

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<v Speaker 2>could have thrown a challenge flag and challenged the spot

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<v Speaker 2>of the ball. And then what they did on fourth

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<v Speaker 2>down was they ran the Toush push to the left side,

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<v Speaker 2>which is all they did all game. Toush push to

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<v Speaker 2>the left side, Tousch push to the left sid. I

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<v Speaker 2>would have killed them to hand the ball off to

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<v Speaker 2>James Cook, who's one of the best running backs in

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<v Speaker 2>football and do something a little different. So don't please,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't overdo the non football fans, all right, but

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<v Speaker 2>stop whining about the refs. The Eagles went out and

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<v Speaker 2>scored fifty points against the Commanders. That's how you win

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<v Speaker 2>a playoff game. Won go to the World Series. Fucking score,

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<v Speaker 2>and don't blame the fucking refs. You know, didn't you know?

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't blame the refs. The Bills didn't blame. Bills

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<v Speaker 2>didn't blame But yet everybody's crying about, oh thee the

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<v Speaker 2>poor Bills. The Bills didn't didn't throw a penalty flag.

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<v Speaker 2>The Bills didn't complain about it, then filed a grievance

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<v Speaker 2>with the league. So all right, all right, all right, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of football, when the Eagles went listen, the Eagles

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<v Speaker 2>fans have a reputation of being brutal. And I've been

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<v Speaker 2>to a lot of Eagles football games. Oh, don't forget

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<v Speaker 2>last year at this time, I went to see the

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<v Speaker 2>Giants play the Eagles with Giants jerseys in their territory,

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<v Speaker 2>and it well, did you see the video going around

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<v Speaker 2>of the redskin fan who was leaving the playoff game

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<v Speaker 2>and then he was surrounded by Eagles fans walking to

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<v Speaker 2>the parking lot. No, they took his hat, they took

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<v Speaker 2>his redskins. Well that's not I want to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>something that's that's sad. And also ironic and I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>making fun one of the things they do in Philly,

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know why. Like you, you want your

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<v Speaker 2>team to win, you're excited, I get it. They burn

0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:24.520
<v Speaker 2>the city down. Well not this time. Don't. First of all,

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<v Speaker 2>don't fire guns in the air. There was video of

0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:29.080
<v Speaker 2>a guy saw that shooting the gun. Stop it. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what happens to bullets that get shot in the air,

0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:32.960
<v Speaker 2>They come down. People have been killed by bullets that

0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:36.600
<v Speaker 2>fall back down to earth. Stop it. Uh that That's

0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:38.839
<v Speaker 2>been a public service announcement from David Brody the Brooklyn

0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Boys podcast. All but the big thing in Philly, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why this is, is they climb the

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<v Speaker 2>flight poles, the lamp poles, right, So in Philly they

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<v Speaker 2>grease them. Yep, they grease them. But instead of that

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<v Speaker 2>being a deterrent, it becomes a challenge. But he's knuckleheads.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they're gonna grease the Paul for my safety. Fuck that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going up to poul anyway. Well, a kid, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>a kid Sunday, I guess during the game or after

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<v Speaker 2>the game. Eighteen year old kid goes to went to

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<v Speaker 2>Temple University from Canada, not even a Philadelphia area guy. Now,

0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:18.840
<v Speaker 2>like got he grew up an Eagles fan. He's a

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<v Speaker 2>gymnast for a temple gymnastics team, and he figured, you

0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.840
<v Speaker 2>know what, I'm a gymnast. I got this. He got this.

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<v Speaker 2>So he climbs the pole, he slips off the pole

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<v Speaker 2>and falls. Now I have to assume he was inebriated,

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<v Speaker 2>because again he's a gymnast. Did he bend his way

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<v Speaker 2>and land? Uh no, he's dead awful. This is said

0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:47.480
<v Speaker 2>horrible way to go to commercials. My point is, be

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<v Speaker 2>safe when you celebrate for the Super Bowl. We don't

0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:53.280
<v Speaker 2>want to lose anybody. Right. If you hate the Chiefs

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<v Speaker 2>and they lose and you're like, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going out and I'm gonna climb a flag pole or a lamp, put,

0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.960
<v Speaker 2>don't do that. We love you. Be safe. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>terrible for the kid and his family. But he wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>even an Eagles fan. That's the worst part. He just

0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:08.000
<v Speaker 2>wanted to prove a point. But yeah, so as we

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<v Speaker 2>go to commercials, H scare who you're rooting for in

0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:14.080
<v Speaker 2>the Super Bowl. This kills me. Gus a Giants, a

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<v Speaker 2>Giants fan. I want to I want to I want

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<v Speaker 2>to root for the Chiefs because I'm a Giants fan,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can roof because I'm a Saquon guy, because

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<v Speaker 2>he was from the Giants and now he's on the Eagles,

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<v Speaker 2>and because I hate the Chiefs even more than the Eagles,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't want to see the three peete I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's it's it. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to root for the Eagles. So if you're a

0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Giants fan and you're like, what I mean, actually, I don't.

0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.679
<v Speaker 2>This is there's no winning for me and and Giants

0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.559
<v Speaker 2>fans and you we all know that. But I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to eat crow eat bird eagle, all right? What

0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:55.439
<v Speaker 2>about you? Well, I like the Eagles, and the Eagles

0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.480
<v Speaker 2>owner Jeffrey Lauria is the founder of the Ronald McDonald

0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.920
<v Speaker 2>House Charities. All right, where I as a camp counselor,

0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.600
<v Speaker 2>and he did a lot of goods, got a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of good work in Philly at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia.

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<v Speaker 2>On the other hand, Patrick Mahomes, his father, pitched for

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<v Speaker 2>the Mets Okay at a time when Mahomes was was

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<v Speaker 2>an eight to twelve twelve year old boy. Mahomes grew

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<v Speaker 2>up a Mets fan. This pictures him online running in

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<v Speaker 2>the outfield with the Mets. He wears a Mets jersey

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. That's not a strong enough connection for me.

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<v Speaker 2>The dB hold on, he's a Mets fan, and I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta respect that, you know, I happened to I like

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<v Speaker 2>the team. I like Andy Reid. I think I think

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<v Speaker 2>the way they ran him out of Philadelphia, he was

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<v Speaker 2>the longest, I think the most for you all are

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to say the Chiefs, But no, I'm saying

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<v Speaker 2>it's very tough for me. I haven't said, yeah, okay,

0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:51.320
<v Speaker 2>think of it this way. The Eagles versus Tailor Swift fans. No.

0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:54.840
<v Speaker 2>I like Taylor Swift though her fans are my daughters.

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<v Speaker 2>So what are you saying, oh and so is a

0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.680
<v Speaker 2>bad example. I don't know. I feel like that would

0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:02.200
<v Speaker 2>make more people. I think it's scary. You're the problem.

0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:08.440
<v Speaker 2>It's you. I'm the problem. It's and Brody. I gotta say,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna make one more football reference. You can make

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<v Speaker 2>it football reference. Oh you want to continue the football references?

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<v Speaker 2>You said if the Chiefs win will be the first

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<v Speaker 2>time in the in NFL history, that is a three

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<v Speaker 2>p three. Now, the three peat is a great word,

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<v Speaker 2>right because it's repeat, but three peat correct, So three

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<v Speaker 2>times over the history of that word. I do not

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<v Speaker 2>a guy named Pete.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>No. The Los Angeles Lakers, who at that point were

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<v Speaker 2>being coached by Pat Riley, were going for their third

0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:48.520
<v Speaker 2>consecutive NBA championship and head coach pat Riley came up

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<v Speaker 2>with the name the word three pete, trade marked it,

0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:54.640
<v Speaker 2>trademarked it, and he gets money every time it's used.

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<v Speaker 2>He owns it. Yeah, I love that, believe that's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>So how about that he invented a great word we

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<v Speaker 2>think is like, oh, it's an obvious word, of course. Yeah. Repeat.

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<v Speaker 2>Does that mean we owe him money for this podcast

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<v Speaker 2>right now? Because we don't. We don't. But like if

0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.840
<v Speaker 2>shirts are printed officially, like if they if the NFL

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<v Speaker 2>prints three peat shirts, I believe he gets money for that. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>He's now the president of the Miami Heat. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>coach anymore, but it was his word. He came up

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<v Speaker 2>with the word, I believe, and if the Heat win

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of times, they could be a Heat peat

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<v Speaker 2>and he can trademark that or a three peat. Three

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<v Speaker 2>Pete I'm sorry, that's all right. Listen. I was going

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<v Speaker 2>down a rabbit hole as I often do on TikTok,

0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:44.520
<v Speaker 2>were you're that hungry for the rabbit? And I'm kind

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<v Speaker 2>of upset because I realize now it was an old

0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:49.920
<v Speaker 2>video and this place doesn't exist anymore. But do you

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<v Speaker 2>remember a place or ever hearing about a place called

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<v Speaker 2>Karen's Diner. There's a place that was. Is that where

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<v Speaker 2>everybody goes in? As for the manager, No, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of Karen's that work there. So I was watching

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<v Speaker 2>a family play a joke on Grandma. They took Grandma

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<v Speaker 2>to Karen's Diner. It's an Australian and UK kind of

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<v Speaker 2>chain establishment, and as soon as they walk in, like then,

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<v Speaker 2>they start cursing at the grandmother. They're like, hey, let's

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<v Speaker 2>show you your table. Oh, you want your menus? And

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<v Speaker 2>they drop them on the floor and they make the

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<v Speaker 2>family pick up the menus, and the grandmother's beside herself

0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.320
<v Speaker 2>like and someone's taping her, like what the fuck's going on?

0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:32.400
<v Speaker 2>They didn't let Granny in on the joke that they

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<v Speaker 2>that you're there for the uh, you know, a side

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<v Speaker 2>order of you know, as a nasty yeah, rudeness, arrogance. Stick, Yeah,

0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:43.480
<v Speaker 2>the stick. So, like you know, obviously places like Dick's

0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Last Resort they do that or member Cravty Country Club

0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.800
<v Speaker 2>a cheap beer and lousy food, warm beer and lousy food. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a place in our old neighborhood on next

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<v Speaker 2>in bay Ridge, the neighborhood over Crazy Go and it'd

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<v Speaker 2>be a guy who looked like Uncle Fester from the

0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:01.560
<v Speaker 2>Iris family there and they would like pick one of

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<v Speaker 2>your group out. You go with a group and they

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<v Speaker 2>were like making it out of a dog bawl yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and be belligerent, nasty y you. Yeah. So so Karen's

0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Diner has since closed. I think at twenty twenty three

0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:14.720
<v Speaker 2>they closed and now they do some pop ups. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was obviously watching an old video. But there aren't places.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, okay, Dick's Last Resort I believe does that,

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<v Speaker 2>and Krabby Dix is the other place that people have

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<v Speaker 2>been saying. But I, for whatever reason, have this fascination

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<v Speaker 2>with wanting to go there. Is that weird of me,

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<v Speaker 2>like I want to go and be like demean like

0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.840
<v Speaker 2>demeaned and like remember that time I went to Wiener's

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<v Speaker 2>Circle in Chicago, the place where I think we talked

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<v Speaker 2>about it on this podcast in one of the earlier

0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:49.439
<v Speaker 2>episodes where they literally start cursing at you and just

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<v Speaker 2>the nastiest, rudest service ordering hot dogs. Does a hot

0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:57.520
<v Speaker 2>dog stand in Chicago? Oh yeah, yeah, yep, Wiener Circle.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently they still are like that, and you know they

0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:04.479
<v Speaker 2>pride themselves on that for whatever reason. I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 2>upset that Karen's dying or closed and now I got

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<v Speaker 2>to find a Dick's last resort because I want to

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<v Speaker 2>go there have a meal, and for me, it would

0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:15.639
<v Speaker 2>be entertaining to sit there and just take it. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to And and I was telling Elvis in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show this and they were like, well, that says

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<v Speaker 2>a lot about you, you know. Yeah, you're like one

0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:23.119
<v Speaker 2>of those guys that pays women to walk on their

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<v Speaker 2>back with stilettos. Yeah, they're saying, it's like a kink

0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:28.400
<v Speaker 2>on you. It's like a kink you need to be dominated?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a king of Nothing wrong with that, I mean,

0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:32.600
<v Speaker 2>it's it's I guess it's defined as a kink. But

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<v Speaker 2>if if you need to be shipped on, not literally

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<v Speaker 2>or abused, maybe that's why you know, you enjoy when

0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Elvis yells at you. Sometimes I want to sit there

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<v Speaker 2>and take it. He probably knows you like it. And

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, he doesn't yell at you. He just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like, yeah, teases you. But maybe you like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I feel like I want to go

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<v Speaker 2>to a restaurant like this and just sit there and enjoy.

0:19:53.680 --> 0:19:56.720
<v Speaker 2>For me, what would be entertaining if people want something

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<v Speaker 2>like your dad yelling at you a lot as a cad?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, well, that's the Does this harken back to

0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:04.199
<v Speaker 2>a time in my youth? Is this something? Is this

0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:07.080
<v Speaker 2>like a psychology money? Stupid Anthony? I don't need an

0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:09.640
<v Speaker 2>electric garbage pail in my kitchen. Get out of here.

0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:12.760
<v Speaker 2>He's stupid. Where's doctor Phil? I mean? Why is it

0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:16.120
<v Speaker 2>that I crazy to see what doctor Phil is? Yes?

0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:19.200
<v Speaker 2>I did, I saw Doctor Phil is. I love But

0:20:19.760 --> 0:20:21.760
<v Speaker 2>we talk about it. I just quickly landed doctor Phil. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll talk about it later. Yeah. So, But but I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to know why is it that I have this?

0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:31.320
<v Speaker 2>And maybe maybe you don't. How do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you? How would you? David Brodie in The Dick's

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<v Speaker 2>Last Resort or Karen's Diner. What would how would how

0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:40.919
<v Speaker 2>would it go down? I don't think you would take it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you would bark back at them and you

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<v Speaker 2>would take it personally because I wouldn't. I would go

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<v Speaker 2>as as an as a challenge assignment to outdo them,

0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:51.040
<v Speaker 2>or I would go there to get like a get

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<v Speaker 2>a job to do it like for the day, like hey, hey,

0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:55.080
<v Speaker 2>can I work here for a day for free? And

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<v Speaker 2>I would like abuse people. That would be a great

0:20:57.400 --> 0:20:59.320
<v Speaker 2>job for me. I think that. I think that staff

0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:01.800
<v Speaker 2>loves working those places because they get to a steam

0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:04.080
<v Speaker 2>whole day. Yeah. But to go there and be like

0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:06.840
<v Speaker 2>verbally abused by somebody, I don't That's not what I

0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:09.359
<v Speaker 2>would look for in life. Now, if a comedian did

0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:12.600
<v Speaker 2>it at a comedy club, they were very clever, you know, like, oh,

0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:14.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, like if I went with my wife to

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<v Speaker 2>a comedy club and they're like making fun of the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that she's better looking than me, you know, they'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, Okay, I get that. Yeah, But if I

0:21:20.320 --> 0:21:24.280
<v Speaker 2>go to a comedy club and the guy's like, you know, hey,

0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:27.200
<v Speaker 2>you're fucking ugly, that's not clever to me. So if

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<v Speaker 2>I went to this one of these places and they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, insulting me. It wasn't clever, and I found

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<v Speaker 2>it to be accurate. I don't think I would enjoy that,

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<v Speaker 2>but I feel like you would be like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my nose is a little bitger than normal. Yeah, okay,

0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>As an example, we got a text mess she just

0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:45.560
<v Speaker 2>said they went to one of these places. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if it was Krabby Dick's or Dick's last resort,

0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:51.159
<v Speaker 2>and he, you know, he said that, you know, he

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<v Speaker 2>was with his boyfriend or whatever the case, and they

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<v Speaker 2>they gave the hat that said free parking and rear

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<v Speaker 2>No but you know, yeah, that's insulting, Like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>did you take that personally? I think if he laughed,

0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:07.760
<v Speaker 2>found it hilarious. I think if two gay men go

0:22:07.840 --> 0:22:11.080
<v Speaker 2>to a place like that, I think they're they're going

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<v Speaker 2>knowing they're gonna get shit for going there, and they

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<v Speaker 2>get right picked on a little bit. I think that's

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<v Speaker 2>what you expect. Yeah yeah, But for whatever reason, I

0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:23.159
<v Speaker 2>feel like you and I need a road trip to

0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:25.520
<v Speaker 2>Dick's last resort. I don't know where the nearest one is.

0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I have heard the nearest remember Lisa Lampinelli, our friend,

0:22:28.960 --> 0:22:31.080
<v Speaker 2>the comedian, of course you remember her. Yeah, she was

0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:33.960
<v Speaker 2>an insult comic. Her whole shtick was insulting people. So

0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:36.840
<v Speaker 2>she would insult you based on your race or ethnicity, whatever,

0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:39.080
<v Speaker 2>and then she'd come on our show and she'd call

0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:40.800
<v Speaker 2>you a terrorist because you look like you were Middle

0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:42.600
<v Speaker 2>Eastern and must saying that's her accurate, but that's what

0:22:42.640 --> 0:22:45.760
<v Speaker 2>she'd say. And she'd she'd call Elvis' names for being gay, whatever,

0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:47.399
<v Speaker 2>and then people would call up them like, hey, I'm

0:22:47.400 --> 0:22:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Puerto Rican, insult me, insult me like they wanted, like

0:22:50.320 --> 0:22:52.400
<v Speaker 2>hey I'm I'm Indian and Chinese? What do you got?

0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:57.200
<v Speaker 2>What do you got? Right? So she would insult people, right,

0:22:57.680 --> 0:23:00.560
<v Speaker 2>but she was doing an equal opportunity not to be hurtful,

0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:03.080
<v Speaker 2>and people were enjoying it. If you're in the mindset

0:23:03.119 --> 0:23:07.120
<v Speaker 2>to enjoy it, that's great. But ever every uh Indian

0:23:07.160 --> 0:23:09.440
<v Speaker 2>person she insulted on the phone who want to be insulted.

0:23:09.680 --> 0:23:12.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there were Indian people listening who were offended

0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:13.719
<v Speaker 2>by it and didn't want to be insulted. But if

0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:15.719
<v Speaker 2>you're going into it, go to those place. Yes, if

0:23:15.720 --> 0:23:20.520
<v Speaker 2>you're voluntarily like going into these restaurants. You know what

0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:23.560
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna get side? If I would run, I don't

0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:25.600
<v Speaker 2>know if i'd run there so fast unless it was

0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:28.320
<v Speaker 2>for like a bachelor party for you, where I knew

0:23:28.359 --> 0:23:31.159
<v Speaker 2>you'd be the target. I want a side of SaaS, please,

0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:33.959
<v Speaker 2>we gotta go. You should sit to one meal with

0:23:34.000 --> 0:23:35.760
<v Speaker 2>me there, and it would be hysterical. I think it would.

0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Are you inviting me to a meal? Yeah, you know what,

0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:41.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get your steak dinner there? How about that? No, No,

0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:42.920
<v Speaker 2>that it's okay. I don't need I don't need a

0:23:43.000 --> 0:23:47.199
<v Speaker 2>rubber steak. I don't go to a steak dinner. It

0:23:47.280 --> 0:23:51.000
<v Speaker 2>was it was a sirloin burger. Come on. I don't know.

0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:53.480
<v Speaker 2>We'll figure something out, but I would love something out.

0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:55.399
<v Speaker 2>I would love to go to Dick's. You know what

0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:59.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, Hey, maybe you can get some Zeman on

0:23:59.160 --> 0:24:02.520
<v Speaker 2>your face and then go there. The zaman of the injection,

0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:06.480
<v Speaker 2>the injection or whatever. Yeah, that's my botops injection that

0:24:06.560 --> 0:24:09.760
<v Speaker 2>I got that one time, which, as you could see,

0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:13.520
<v Speaker 2>looks like they need to stick me with a second dose.

0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:16.080
<v Speaker 2>The wrinkles that come you know what, while you're getting

0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:19.520
<v Speaker 2>wrinkles you're losing weight, so the fat and your forehead's gone.

0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:23.920
<v Speaker 2>That's not keeping you tight anymore. Oh that's what's going on. Yeah,

0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I gotta fill it back up again. I gotta get weight.

0:24:26.040 --> 0:24:28.280
<v Speaker 2>You're getting loose skin. Yeah, that's right. You get loose

0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:31.080
<v Speaker 2>skin now from the that's why you get wrinkles, loose skin,

0:24:31.480 --> 0:24:34.359
<v Speaker 2>loose skin. Did mornings on that rock station in that

0:24:35.240 --> 0:24:38.000
<v Speaker 2>loose is loose skin and the boarded el skin for

0:24:38.080 --> 0:24:44.520
<v Speaker 2>you locals. So you just you just hit yourself on

0:24:44.560 --> 0:24:47.359
<v Speaker 2>the microphone. I just hit my I hit my nose

0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:49.360
<v Speaker 2>on the mic. I don't know how that happen. I'm

0:24:49.359 --> 0:24:51.640
<v Speaker 2>just scary bent down for a second after I made

0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:54.120
<v Speaker 2>my comment and he went, bo't right like that. I said,

0:24:54.160 --> 0:24:56.560
<v Speaker 2>your nose is big. I said, that's gonna I got

0:24:56.560 --> 0:25:00.560
<v Speaker 2>a Roman nose, and it's yeah, yeah, you're doing the Romans. Yeah,

0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:03.720
<v Speaker 2>I get it. I get it. Hey. I saw on

0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:07.359
<v Speaker 2>Facebook a guy said he was hoping with the Jets

0:25:07.560 --> 0:25:10.000
<v Speaker 2>hiring a new head coach. He says, maybe we'll finally

0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:12.480
<v Speaker 2>see a light at the end of the rainbow. What

0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:17.080
<v Speaker 2>that's not, that's not the expression. It's a light at

0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:18.920
<v Speaker 2>the end of the tunnel. Or a pot of goal

0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:21.400
<v Speaker 2>at the end of the rainbow. So he can, yeah,

0:25:21.400 --> 0:25:24.280
<v Speaker 2>he can. This will be our light at the end

0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:26.480
<v Speaker 2>of the rainbow. You know, that wasn't the stupidest thing

0:25:26.520 --> 0:25:28.560
<v Speaker 2>I heard all week, though it was. It was the

0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Philly mayor trying to spell eagle. Should we play that

0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:36.280
<v Speaker 2>for them? And you have the audio, I'm sure. Let

0:25:36.320 --> 0:25:38.040
<v Speaker 2>me set up while you're looking. Let me set up

0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:41.760
<v Speaker 2>while you're looking. So the Jets chant is jay E

0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:45.240
<v Speaker 2>T S jets, Jets, jets. The eagles chant is the

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:49.040
<v Speaker 2>same exact chant. It's e A G L E S eagles,

0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:51.160
<v Speaker 2>which some of you may have realized is the same chant.

0:25:52.320 --> 0:25:54.280
<v Speaker 2>You have to be able to spell jets, which is

0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:56.639
<v Speaker 2>only four letters, and then you say jets jet jets

0:25:57.080 --> 0:26:00.399
<v Speaker 2>to make it seven, right, But the Eagles you have

0:26:00.440 --> 0:26:02.480
<v Speaker 2>to you have to spell e A G L E

0:26:02.600 --> 0:26:08.240
<v Speaker 2>S Eagles. Well, the mayor, so I saw one late

0:26:08.359 --> 0:26:12.200
<v Speaker 2>night comedy show, I think it was Colbert. When they

0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:14.760
<v Speaker 2>showed it, they put the letters on the screen as

0:26:14.760 --> 0:26:17.040
<v Speaker 2>she was spelling it. Said it in night Live did

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:20.520
<v Speaker 2>it and didn't show the letters, so you couldn't follow

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:24.280
<v Speaker 2>along as easily. Have it. Scary Philly, he said, We've

0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:25.080
<v Speaker 2>got to do this.

0:26:25.240 --> 0:26:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Let me hear you all saying, he.

0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:38.520
<v Speaker 2>E what E L C S E S l L

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:46.920
<v Speaker 2>excess lays el. They cracked me up. I'm sorry, where

0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:54.239
<v Speaker 2>were we? I sidetracked us? How do you funk that up?

0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:57.840
<v Speaker 2>It's yours, it's your town, simmy. You should be practicing

0:26:57.920 --> 0:27:02.639
<v Speaker 2>that every week. But I'm sure we Okay, hold on,

0:27:03.119 --> 0:27:06.119
<v Speaker 2>here's Ki's Kevin Hart doing a spoofie. Hold on, Oh,

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:10.800
<v Speaker 2>hold on up, you hear me. It's got time fresh

0:27:10.880 --> 0:27:12.119
<v Speaker 2>off the bird to see the bird.

0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 3>You already know what it is, E A G L

0:27:14.720 --> 0:27:16.879
<v Speaker 3>E S Eagles. If you want to spell it the

0:27:16.960 --> 0:27:18.280
<v Speaker 3>other way, we can do it that too. Shout out

0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 3>to the mate of E L G L e A

0:27:20.640 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 3>E B S Eagles. Okay, it's got tom baby bird.

0:27:30.000 --> 0:27:33.920
<v Speaker 2>How do you fuck that up? Anyway? How do you

0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 2>not get re elected as the mayor of the city

0:27:36.160 --> 0:27:39.680
<v Speaker 2>you spell the football team's name wrong. Yeah, I'm a

0:27:39.720 --> 0:27:42.000
<v Speaker 2>big Eagles fan. You're in the middle of G L

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:45.119
<v Speaker 2>S E S And just like that, we're back on football.

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:47.359
<v Speaker 2>No what we we're talking about. You're in the middle

0:27:47.400 --> 0:27:50.200
<v Speaker 2>of something. We were talking about the dumbest things we

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:52.000
<v Speaker 2>heard this week. Oh, that's right. Yeah, but before the

0:27:52.200 --> 0:27:54.040
<v Speaker 2>light at the end of the rainbow. Light the light

0:27:54.080 --> 0:27:55.920
<v Speaker 2>at the end of the rainbow, Okay, And then I

0:27:56.000 --> 0:28:00.640
<v Speaker 2>saw a guy, white guy. He's talking about I think

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 2>it was a sports show. I didn't get the audio,

0:28:03.560 --> 0:28:05.399
<v Speaker 2>and he says, uh. He kept saying, you know what

0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:08.119
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but you know people like ya. I was

0:28:08.119 --> 0:28:09.480
<v Speaker 2>down at the store and I was hungry, and I

0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:11.560
<v Speaker 2>was blah blah blah. You know what I mean. This

0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:14.639
<v Speaker 2>is what he said. You know what I mean. The

0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:17.760
<v Speaker 2>guys want He says, uh, you know, I like the guy.

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:20.760
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean. If you say I like

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 2>the guy, where is the confusion in that I like

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:27.000
<v Speaker 2>the guy? You know what I mean? So you're you're

0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:30.600
<v Speaker 2>pretty much right, because you really need to confirm and explain.

0:28:30.920 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 2>There's some confusion there. I like the guy, you know

0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:36.520
<v Speaker 2>what I mean? Yeah, I know you mean you like

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:38.920
<v Speaker 2>the guy. It's too much, but you know what I means,

0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 2>save him for like at least three word sentences. You

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:43.719
<v Speaker 2>gotta take a break, you know what I mean? Five

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:46.760
<v Speaker 2>word sentences. I like the guy is four sods particular

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:51.160
<v Speaker 2>break Boys podcast. We will be right back. You take

0:28:51.240 --> 0:28:53.240
<v Speaker 2>breaks just when I'm having fun. Why do you fight

0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:55.520
<v Speaker 2>me on these things? You know, we have to do them,

0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:58.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, But I'm here for the people as am I.

0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:01.160
<v Speaker 2>But it's not my I'm just happen to be the

0:29:01.200 --> 0:29:03.880
<v Speaker 2>one running the equipment. So I it's like, okay, I

0:29:03.920 --> 0:29:05.800
<v Speaker 2>have to be referee and jump in there. Yeah, right,

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 2>all right? Scary? Do you believe in being nice to

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:11.680
<v Speaker 2>strangers always? Because you never know who you get talking to?

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 2>You never know, right, And if you have an opportunity

0:29:14.600 --> 0:29:16.720
<v Speaker 2>to help a guy out or make your life lootle easier,

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 2>you would you would do that always. So I had

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 2>to go to one of the many post offices in

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:27.600
<v Speaker 2>my area, and one of them, you pull into the

0:29:27.680 --> 0:29:31.480
<v Speaker 2>parking lot, and when you get out of the car,

0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 2>you have to walk along a path and then you

0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:40.560
<v Speaker 2>go around a large bush. You make a left around

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 2>the bush, you walk straight the bush, the hedge keeps

0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 2>going and then you make a left, and there's the

0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:49.160
<v Speaker 2>door to the post office. So when you're getting out

0:29:49.160 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 2>of your car, you cannot see the door to the

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:56.440
<v Speaker 2>post office because it's around the bush. Make a left, yep, Okay,

0:29:57.600 --> 0:30:00.320
<v Speaker 2>So I'm pulling into the parking lot at the post

0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:03.880
<v Speaker 2>office on Saturday, and oh, I want to say, it's

0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 2>one fifty nine. And the post offices in my area

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:11.280
<v Speaker 2>all close at different times, and I don't always remember

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:15.480
<v Speaker 2>which ones close at four on Saturday, which ones closed

0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:18.800
<v Speaker 2>at five, one of them closes at noon. Whatever. I

0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:20.960
<v Speaker 2>can't keep track all the times. All I know is

0:30:21.200 --> 0:30:23.520
<v Speaker 2>I had a large box. I had a ship. So

0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to the post office. So I got I

0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:29.240
<v Speaker 2>get out of my car. I go to the side door,

0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, the rear door. I get this giant box

0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:35.080
<v Speaker 2>that I'm holding, you know, with both hands, and it's

0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:37.320
<v Speaker 2>it's a little lower than my chin, but it's a

0:30:37.360 --> 0:30:40.960
<v Speaker 2>big box, you know. And I'm walking and I'm walking

0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 2>along the make the turn by the bush, and I

0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:47.360
<v Speaker 2>got to walk, you know, maybe ten feet along the

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 2>bush before I make the left where I can see

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 2>the doors. Okay, And a woman comes around the bush,

0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 2>customer just left the post office with what looks to

0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:03.920
<v Speaker 2>be a small package in her hand. Uh huh. And

0:31:04.080 --> 0:31:08.560
<v Speaker 2>she sees me, makes eye contact, walks by me, and

0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't think anything of it. I keep walking. I

0:31:10.920 --> 0:31:13.080
<v Speaker 2>make the left, I walk up to the doors, and

0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:15.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm struggling to get the door opens. I got these

0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:18.400
<v Speaker 2>this large box in my hand. Huh. And the door's

0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:23.840
<v Speaker 2>going boom boom, door's not opening. Huh. And I look

0:31:24.040 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 2>and it says we close at two o'clock. They closed

0:31:29.680 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 2>it too. It was one fifty nine when I one

0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:36.000
<v Speaker 2>fifty Saturday, I said it was Saturday. Was Saturday? Okay?

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:40.479
<v Speaker 2>So all right, So the woman with the small package

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 2>in her hand already fucking knew the doors were locked.

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Has she yelled at you? No, the fact that she

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:51.880
<v Speaker 2>walked by me and didn't mention while I was carrying

0:31:51.920 --> 0:31:56.360
<v Speaker 2>the large box by the way, sir, rather than walk

0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 2>up the path and make a left and then struggle

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 2>open the doors, what you do? And she knew she

0:32:01.480 --> 0:32:04.800
<v Speaker 2>had the knowledge, and she could have warned you and

0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:10.120
<v Speaker 2>saved you all that grief and hey, hey, struggles they're closed,

0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:12.840
<v Speaker 2>just so you know they're closed. Yeah, I would give

0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 2>them the courtesy. But wait a second, what if it was, uh,

0:32:16.160 --> 0:32:18.760
<v Speaker 2>you know, one of those two way locks where walking out,

0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:22.479
<v Speaker 2>she pressed pushes the door out and leaves. That's an

0:32:22.480 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 2>interesting idea. But no, I go to that post office.

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:29.480
<v Speaker 2>It's a regular old door. Wait a second, she got handled,

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 2>there's no flappity flaps. She got out, no go in.

0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 2>She knew the doors were locked, that's why she was

0:32:36.240 --> 0:32:39.400
<v Speaker 2>holding her I thought, I'm so sorry she would I

0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:42.240
<v Speaker 2>thought maybe she had just come from Look make an

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:44.920
<v Speaker 2>excuses for the lady. Well, I want to think. I

0:32:45.040 --> 0:32:47.480
<v Speaker 2>want to believe that that people have your best interest

0:32:47.520 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 2>at heart, and that I want in this world. Have

0:32:49.400 --> 0:32:51.160
<v Speaker 2>you not been paying attention? I want to think about

0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 2>the the best, the good in this world, that good

0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:55.960
<v Speaker 2>people out there. So I thought, maybe she was just

0:32:56.040 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 2>walking out of the post office and the door was

0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 2>locked on the way in, but not on the way out,

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 2>because you could walk out but not in. But you're

0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 2>telling me she clearly too got turned away because she

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:09.320
<v Speaker 2>had the package in her hand. You assumed that that

0:33:09.480 --> 0:33:12.440
<v Speaker 2>was the case, and she didn't give you any warning either.

0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 2>When I walked past her and saw the package, I thought, maybe,

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:18.479
<v Speaker 2>all right, maybe she was there to pick up a package. Well,

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:23.920
<v Speaker 2>maybe she was, And maybe that's what I'm saying. How

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:26.400
<v Speaker 2>do you you're assuming she didn't get in. You didn't

0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:28.640
<v Speaker 2>see her walk out of the place or walk You

0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:30.320
<v Speaker 2>didn't see her walk up to the place. You only

0:33:30.400 --> 0:33:33.680
<v Speaker 2>saw her halfway back to her car, So you don't

0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:36.719
<v Speaker 2>know for a fact that she did that. She did

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:39.640
<v Speaker 2>get in or you know, didn't get in. So scary

0:33:39.640 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 2>that the shrubs are not higher than I am. The

0:33:43.840 --> 0:33:47.560
<v Speaker 2>bush and the shrubs block the door, but you could

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:48.800
<v Speaker 2>see if the door at the top of the door,

0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:50.920
<v Speaker 2>you would see the door open. My point was the

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:54.320
<v Speaker 2>lights were already off in the post office. She knew.

0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:56.160
<v Speaker 2>That was all I'm saying is she didn't give you

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:58.840
<v Speaker 2>the courtesy. She didn't give you the courtesy right. I

0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 2>went to a post office once, so the doors were closed.

0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 2>I went back down the steps, got in my car,

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 2>and as I was leaving, I saw someone was pulling up.

0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 2>So I and I said, there was an old person

0:34:06.880 --> 0:34:09.000
<v Speaker 2>in the car. So I waited. I rolled down my window.

0:34:09.000 --> 0:34:11.359
<v Speaker 2>I waited from the stop, turned the engine off, rolled

0:34:11.400 --> 0:34:13.439
<v Speaker 2>down the window. I excuse me, And I said, don't

0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 2>bother going up the steps, ma'am, because it was an

0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:18.120
<v Speaker 2>old lady. And don't bother going up those steps because

0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:20.600
<v Speaker 2>they're closed. You want to do that, I've seen you

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:23.120
<v Speaker 2>in action with that stuff. But to her polite to

0:34:23.200 --> 0:34:27.680
<v Speaker 2>her defense, uh, you look shady. So I don't want

0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:32.440
<v Speaker 2>to get involved. Box. Why would I would have had

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:34.600
<v Speaker 2>she had, she said, sir, the doors were closed, I

0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:37.359
<v Speaker 2>would have dropped my box and assaulted her right there.

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:40.640
<v Speaker 2>That's that's the vibe people give what you one looking

0:34:40.680 --> 0:34:41.920
<v Speaker 2>there like, I don't want to talk to this guy.

0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:45.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna get involved. I'm gonna ignore, says angry

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:49.960
<v Speaker 2>belligerent person than this face the post to the podcast.

0:34:50.080 --> 0:34:53.759
<v Speaker 2>You're the poster child for that. Yeah, exactly. Well, let

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:55.640
<v Speaker 2>me give you another postal story. Can I give you

0:34:55.640 --> 0:34:57.400
<v Speaker 2>another postal story unless you have something? I mean I

0:34:57.719 --> 0:35:01.200
<v Speaker 2>have something, but we'll wait for No, it's just something

0:35:01.239 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 2>a little bigger. Oh no, the bigger is better. You

0:35:03.719 --> 0:35:05.759
<v Speaker 2>go with your bigger ones. Now one is a little thing. Look,

0:35:05.880 --> 0:35:12.880
<v Speaker 2>give me a little thing. Okay, speaking of on the

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:14.520
<v Speaker 2>bing of my pants, I'll tell you a story about

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:17.479
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom experience. I'll tell your bathroom experience. I didn't

0:35:17.520 --> 0:35:19.800
<v Speaker 2>get to tell you about last episode because it was

0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 2>a couple of weeks ago. Remember I told you I

0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 2>went to see an off Broadway show my friend Jeff.

0:35:25.640 --> 0:35:28.040
<v Speaker 2>And it's in the village and it's this little old,

0:35:28.760 --> 0:35:33.680
<v Speaker 2>like nineteen twenties theater, very old school like everything's like

0:35:34.200 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 2>built from like in the thirties. It's old, it's old place.

0:35:37.760 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Well I went, I went to use the bathroom, and uh,

0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I said, where's the excuse me, sir, where's the men's room?

0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:47.040
<v Speaker 2>And the guy said it's right there. So I was, okay,

0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:48.960
<v Speaker 2>it's right there. We were in the balcony and there

0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:50.759
<v Speaker 2>was a concession stand and I went to the door.

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:54.760
<v Speaker 2>I went in the bathroom and it's an old bathroom,

0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 2>has like the radiators by the window and whatever. Has

0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>it got the urinal all the way down to the

0:36:00.160 --> 0:36:02.719
<v Speaker 2>floor one of those? No, it didn't, it didn't. It

0:36:02.760 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 2>didn't have the old urinals which I found. Uh uh

0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 2>uh it didn't. You know what it did have? It

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 2>had one of the ur urinals, if I remember correctly.

0:36:11.200 --> 0:36:12.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember if there were two, but I think

0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:15.719
<v Speaker 2>it was for the ladies out there. Urinals are just

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:19.279
<v Speaker 2>usually these small, half sized things, and now the old

0:36:19.320 --> 0:36:23.120
<v Speaker 2>school ones, old ones from your shoulders all the way

0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:27.080
<v Speaker 2>down to the floor. It's crazy. It's like it's like

0:36:27.120 --> 0:36:30.759
<v Speaker 2>a body size urinal, like a man sized urinal. And

0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:32.840
<v Speaker 2>again I don't I gotta pronounce you. It's blurry. I

0:36:32.840 --> 0:36:34.160
<v Speaker 2>didn't need to peace. I don't remember if it was

0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 2>a urinal or not. So I go in the stall,

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:40.040
<v Speaker 2>very nice stall, I do my business. I come back out.

0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm washing my hands at the sink, and the other

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 2>stall door opens. Oh, okay, do we have and a

0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:51.680
<v Speaker 2>very pretty woman walks out. Uh who had just been

0:36:51.719 --> 0:36:54.200
<v Speaker 2>in the stall? Okay, and she comes to wash your

0:36:54.239 --> 0:36:58.480
<v Speaker 2>hands next to me. Now, I want to set the

0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:00.879
<v Speaker 2>stage here. I'm sure anyone who listens this podcast knows

0:37:01.440 --> 0:37:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I have no problem with women in the men's room

0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:08.040
<v Speaker 2>because I've been to football games where women come into

0:37:08.040 --> 0:37:10.359
<v Speaker 2>the men's room all the time. But it was weird

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.200
<v Speaker 2>because I was at a play, I was at a show,

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:15.839
<v Speaker 2>and you know, I'm washing my hand. It's just if

0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:18.680
<v Speaker 2>you don't expect it, it's unusual. And I was like,

0:37:19.320 --> 0:37:20.839
<v Speaker 2>and you know, because when you're in the bathroom, as

0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:22.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, I don't know how women are in the

0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:25.720
<v Speaker 2>bathroom by themselves. But the men are like, they're farting

0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:28.400
<v Speaker 2>and making noises and they don't care. They're not like,

0:37:28.760 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 2>they're not courtesy flushing, they're not trying to cover up

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:33.080
<v Speaker 2>the noise. They don't give it. They don't like whatever

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 2>you hear all kinds of bathroom It was, yes, but

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:42.120
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize that. Okay, if you don't know it

0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:44.399
<v Speaker 2>in advance, but did you for a second they didn't

0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 2>have urinals there? Because they did not. Now I said,

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:48.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember the being Europe. They couldn't have been,

0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:52.320
<v Speaker 2>because then it would have been an all men's bathroom

0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:54.959
<v Speaker 2>because when it's well, it had to have been built

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:57.399
<v Speaker 2>at some point. My point is, there may be two

0:37:57.440 --> 0:38:00.520
<v Speaker 2>bathrooms on the mezzanine level, right, but the one I

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:02.880
<v Speaker 2>went into used to be a women's bathroom. I'm assuming.

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:04.960
<v Speaker 2>I just don't remember if there were urinals there, or

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:07.840
<v Speaker 2>these individual doors that each door there's a toilet and

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 2>a door, there's a door behind. So if someone's behind

0:38:11.000 --> 0:38:12.840
<v Speaker 2>a stall, I mean really, I have no reason to

0:38:12.880 --> 0:38:15.359
<v Speaker 2>care one way or another who's in the stall, male

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:18.720
<v Speaker 2>or female. As as a man, I'm saying this. I'm

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:20.240
<v Speaker 2>just saying it was weird to look over my shoulder,

0:38:20.400 --> 0:38:22.880
<v Speaker 2>like normally expect some burly looking fact that to come

0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:25.480
<v Speaker 2>out of their Yeah, who's like, ye, don't that shit up?

0:38:25.840 --> 0:38:27.800
<v Speaker 2>You know, because that's what guys do in the bathroom.

0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 2>They like they awkwardly like brag about how they blew

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:32.800
<v Speaker 2>it up. And this woman came out and she's powdering

0:38:32.840 --> 0:38:36.080
<v Speaker 2>her nose, and I'm like, well, this is refreshing. It's

0:38:36.080 --> 0:38:38.760
<v Speaker 2>actually nice to see a pretty person in the bathroom

0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:41.759
<v Speaker 2>as opposed to some big, fat guy who just blew

0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:44.719
<v Speaker 2>it up. Yeah, so that's all. I just yeah, it

0:38:44.800 --> 0:38:46.520
<v Speaker 2>was one of those stories. I was like, you know what,

0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:49.240
<v Speaker 2>that was an interesting story. It was a pleasant change

0:38:49.640 --> 0:38:51.040
<v Speaker 2>this And she said, you know what, she said to me.

0:38:51.280 --> 0:38:55.759
<v Speaker 2>We showed me the bathroom, washed my hands. What you say, shit, hello,

0:38:56.040 --> 0:38:58.560
<v Speaker 2>hi hello. She smiled and went and washed her hands.

0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Other guys usually don't do that. They always go, they

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:07.520
<v Speaker 2>don't say hi, they just go fucking thing doesn't turn on.

0:39:08.360 --> 0:39:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh I got a scambony for you. Oh this is

0:39:11.200 --> 0:39:16.400
<v Speaker 2>fairly quick. You got the jingle let's get a bone.

0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:23.840
<v Speaker 2>And this is something that's happened to me several times before.

0:39:24.400 --> 0:39:28.759
<v Speaker 2>But also it was reminded. I was reminded because I

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:30.759
<v Speaker 2>saw it on TikTok. A guy don't ask you for

0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 2>train money. No, no, no, no, this is a scam.

0:39:33.320 --> 0:39:37.320
<v Speaker 2>Dollars no, no no. A lot of places when you

0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:40.000
<v Speaker 2>go to hotels and have sit down at the bar

0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:42.840
<v Speaker 2>or a restaurant usually attached to a hotel or in

0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:48.200
<v Speaker 2>a big tourist area, sure, specifically talking about South Beach, Miami,

0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:53.840
<v Speaker 2>where they they include the gratuity in those bills. So

0:39:54.040 --> 0:39:56.240
<v Speaker 2>if they they they jump, they put the twenty percent

0:39:56.360 --> 0:40:00.680
<v Speaker 2>on there for you. Okay, So now I remember this

0:40:00.800 --> 0:40:02.799
<v Speaker 2>happening quite a bit when I was in South Beach,

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:04.520
<v Speaker 2>and now I'm wondering if I fell for it a

0:40:04.560 --> 0:40:08.480
<v Speaker 2>couple of times inadvertently. Whenever you get an answer is yes.

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:12.279
<v Speaker 2>Whenever you get the check, what are you The first

0:40:12.320 --> 0:40:16.600
<v Speaker 2>thing you see is the itemized receipt. Then usually you

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:18.600
<v Speaker 2>give them your credit card and they take the whole

0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:21.520
<v Speaker 2>thing away and they come back with your credit card.

0:40:22.480 --> 0:40:27.520
<v Speaker 2>But if they don't include the itemized bill on the

0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:32.800
<v Speaker 2>second go round, they've fucked you. They've scammed you because

0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 2>they had the twenty percent built in, which you would

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:39.759
<v Speaker 2>have seen on the itemized check. But now that it's

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:41.800
<v Speaker 2>not in front of you and you just see the

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:44.920
<v Speaker 2>total amount and then a gratuity line and your signature,

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:48.480
<v Speaker 2>because that's like the secondary receipt, you would be more

0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:53.880
<v Speaker 2>prone and tricked into leaving a twenty percent gratuity because

0:40:54.080 --> 0:40:57.520
<v Speaker 2>you just you're you know, the knee jerk reaction is

0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:02.080
<v Speaker 2>what let me add twenty percent when you have already

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:05.840
<v Speaker 2>left a forty percent tip at that point, because you

0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:09.640
<v Speaker 2>didn't you didn't realize that. In a lot of hotels, restaurants,

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:13.480
<v Speaker 2>and places that are touristy, the gratuity is built in

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:16.399
<v Speaker 2>and the only time it's listed is in the itemized

0:41:16.640 --> 0:41:20.279
<v Speaker 2>receipt in the very beginning, and they'll say twenty percenttuity.

0:41:20.719 --> 0:41:24.400
<v Speaker 2>So if you didn't notice it in round one, they

0:41:24.480 --> 0:41:26.719
<v Speaker 2>take your card away, you sign it, they bring it

0:41:26.800 --> 0:41:31.200
<v Speaker 2>back to you, you're kind of you're, you know, be

0:41:31.360 --> 0:41:34.560
<v Speaker 2>suspicious if they don't give you the receipt back with

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 2>the itemized copy again. A lot of times they'll just

0:41:38.040 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 2>remove that itemized copy. So they're like, it's like the

0:41:41.239 --> 0:41:43.960
<v Speaker 2>old bait and switch. Right. Well, you see, but you

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 2>had to paint the proper picture of that one hundred percent.

0:41:46.680 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 2>What you're saying is the warning that your tip is

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 2>included is correct, and then they put a line in

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:54.800
<v Speaker 2>it that says additional tip. Right. You know who doesn't

0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 2>fall for that? David Brody doesn't fall for that, right,

0:41:57.440 --> 0:42:00.360
<v Speaker 2>because David Brody looks immediately and knows that it if

0:42:00.400 --> 0:42:04.400
<v Speaker 2>the tip is already added. Because I want to know

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:06.279
<v Speaker 2>I want to know, like, oh, is the eighteen to

0:42:06.320 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 2>twenty percent already included? Is this why the service sucks

0:42:09.840 --> 0:42:12.839
<v Speaker 2>because they know it's included already. Buyer beware if they

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:16.799
<v Speaker 2>don't include the itemized bill on the second go round,

0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 2>that means that means there's something something in the milk

0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:24.000
<v Speaker 2>clean No, no, it's not that they don't take it.

0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Guess what, But there's an opportunity to fuck you. You know,

0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:29.600
<v Speaker 2>it's those it's one of those well, like you know,

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:32.320
<v Speaker 2>we won't tell them, but if it happens, it happens.

0:42:32.360 --> 0:42:35.359
<v Speaker 2>But most bars in restaurants though, let me finish here,

0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:38.120
<v Speaker 2>most bars and restaurants will give you. We'll keep it

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:40.960
<v Speaker 2>there for you. So you get you get two three copies,

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:44.919
<v Speaker 2>You get two and the third. Okay, there's no reason

0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:46.800
<v Speaker 2>to take the itemized bill out unless you want to

0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:51.439
<v Speaker 2>do something a little Yeah. Slices here here is here's

0:42:51.480 --> 0:42:55.080
<v Speaker 2>your homework slices. If you've ever been a server and

0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:57.919
<v Speaker 2>the tip was included and then somebody left the full

0:42:58.000 --> 0:43:01.319
<v Speaker 2>tip not realizing it, what have you done? What would

0:43:01.360 --> 0:43:03.160
<v Speaker 2>you do? Not tell them? And if you and if

0:43:03.200 --> 0:43:04.759
<v Speaker 2>you weren't a server, what would you do if you

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:06.560
<v Speaker 2>were never been a server before. But let's say you are.

0:43:06.680 --> 0:43:08.839
<v Speaker 2>You were the server here and you got a twenty

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:11.000
<v Speaker 2>three dollar tip, and then the personally went and put

0:43:11.040 --> 0:43:13.399
<v Speaker 2>a twenty one dollar tip one because they clearly didn't

0:43:13.400 --> 0:43:15.160
<v Speaker 2>realize it. Would you be like, wow, they must really

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:16.880
<v Speaker 2>like me. You're like, oh, they fucked up, but I'm

0:43:16.920 --> 0:43:20.400
<v Speaker 2>not gonna tell them. Yeah, I hope there's some honest slices,

0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:23.399
<v Speaker 2>but will so leave us your what your real thoughts are. Yeah,

0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:28.160
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna have some different opinions of our slices. I

0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:31.400
<v Speaker 2>also have to tell you about my cousin Carmine and

0:43:32.440 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 2>what I am responsible for doing now And wait a minute,

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:38.880
<v Speaker 2>did you get this? Did you get his ashes? I

0:43:39.160 --> 0:43:42.040
<v Speaker 2>got something to tell you in the slices, And it's

0:43:42.200 --> 0:43:44.320
<v Speaker 2>it's hard for me to talk about, but easy for

0:43:44.400 --> 0:43:46.640
<v Speaker 2>me to talk about in this podcast because we've gone

0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:49.799
<v Speaker 2>down this road in this podcast. All right, very good

0:43:51.920 --> 0:43:56.320
<v Speaker 2>and scary. But thefore the commercial break, did you insinuate

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:59.839
<v Speaker 2>that my cousin Carmine has passed away? Yeah? I think

0:43:59.880 --> 0:44:01.719
<v Speaker 2>I could. Well. Which is the cousin That is the

0:44:01.760 --> 0:44:06.920
<v Speaker 2>painter who died. That's my great uncle Gino oh gino

0:44:07.120 --> 0:44:09.359
<v Speaker 2>them mind who could keep track slices of my right

0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Italian name is Vinny Guido. I don't know. I thought

0:44:14.000 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 2>you were talking about this is the one who has

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:17.960
<v Speaker 2>the members only jackets exactly. They all sound like they

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:22.279
<v Speaker 2>own pizzerias. I actually asked him. I asked because you

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:25.200
<v Speaker 2>mentioned his ashes. I'm like what wait a second. Yeah,

0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:27.080
<v Speaker 2>But like I was like, oh, I got when I

0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:30.080
<v Speaker 2>said it. I'm like, oh, I think he's dead. Well,

0:44:31.480 --> 0:44:37.719
<v Speaker 2>so I no, my uh no, I'll say this. That's

0:44:37.800 --> 0:44:39.960
<v Speaker 2>what the story is about. It's it's about preparing for

0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:47.960
<v Speaker 2>his death. I mean, this morbid history of doing things

0:44:48.040 --> 0:44:51.080
<v Speaker 2>that are I don't know. Well, yeah, the headstones with

0:44:51.200 --> 0:44:54.120
<v Speaker 2>almost everybody's name on it, right, you remember when my

0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:57.279
<v Speaker 2>parents got that a couple of years back, and you know,

0:44:57.360 --> 0:45:00.560
<v Speaker 2>there's all this stuff to swirling around My aunt mill

0:45:00.719 --> 0:45:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Remember my aunt Millie the Emil story with my She

0:45:04.480 --> 0:45:09.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't we didn't tell her that her family member, yeah,

0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:11.160
<v Speaker 2>that her sister in law is dead. So we just

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:14.480
<v Speaker 2>revealed it. We kept the ruse going for a while

0:45:14.520 --> 0:45:16.839
<v Speaker 2>that she was still alive. And then she Emily came

0:45:16.880 --> 0:45:19.839
<v Speaker 2>to Thanksgiving and we told her there at the table, like, oh,

0:45:19.920 --> 0:45:24.040
<v Speaker 2>where's Jenny, Oh, she died. What I told you? I

0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:27.799
<v Speaker 2>told you We lied to my my grandmother, right, yeah, yes,

0:45:28.080 --> 0:45:30.319
<v Speaker 2>my aunt her daughter died and we didn't tell her

0:45:30.360 --> 0:45:33.000
<v Speaker 2>because you know, medically they were told us like, oh,

0:45:33.080 --> 0:45:35.799
<v Speaker 2>my grandmother had like six months to live, so we're like, well,

0:45:35.800 --> 0:45:37.880
<v Speaker 2>don't tell her because you know why why upset her

0:45:37.920 --> 0:45:39.799
<v Speaker 2>for six months? And then she lived for a couple

0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:42.200
<v Speaker 2>of years. But to keep the lie going, why isn't

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:44.840
<v Speaker 2>my daughter calling me? So you know she the phone's

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:45.640
<v Speaker 2>not working?

0:45:46.000 --> 0:45:46.120
<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:45:46.560 --> 0:45:49.120
<v Speaker 2>So all kidding aside for a quick second, and there'll

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:52.080
<v Speaker 2>be humor in this. You watch you wait and see

0:45:52.560 --> 0:45:56.440
<v Speaker 2>awkward humor. My cousin Krmine called me and said, hey,

0:45:56.520 --> 0:46:01.799
<v Speaker 2>look on the they all sound like they can own pizzias,

0:46:03.080 --> 0:46:06.239
<v Speaker 2>all the genos, the Commines and Joe. So my uncle

0:46:06.320 --> 0:46:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Joe and aunt Jenny both passed. Jenny was the one

0:46:08.920 --> 0:46:11.360
<v Speaker 2>who we lied to my aunt Milli about. Joe and

0:46:11.440 --> 0:46:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Jenny are the parents of Carmine. Okay, Carmine is a

0:46:14.440 --> 0:46:22.080
<v Speaker 2>single guy and bachelor. Yeah, bachelor and uh. He basically

0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:26.200
<v Speaker 2>came to me and said, yo, so I want you

0:46:26.400 --> 0:46:28.000
<v Speaker 2>to be the man. I'm like, what do you mean

0:46:28.080 --> 0:46:30.440
<v Speaker 2>to be? The man. Now, we were tight growing up.

0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 2>He's a huge Met fan. So we've seen some games together,

0:46:34.239 --> 0:46:37.160
<v Speaker 2>we've gone, we we that's where we meet, that's our

0:46:37.200 --> 0:46:39.719
<v Speaker 2>common ground, that's where that's where we are weird. And

0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:43.600
<v Speaker 2>the bachelor thing, well, I guess so I But but

0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:46.080
<v Speaker 2>for the you know, living well living, he lives lived

0:46:46.120 --> 0:46:47.520
<v Speaker 2>at home. He still lives at home. He lives in

0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:49.600
<v Speaker 2>the same house he grew up, in his same bedroom

0:46:49.760 --> 0:46:52.520
<v Speaker 2>he had as a kid, and he never left the

0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:54.840
<v Speaker 2>nest and now he's in the nest by himself. So

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:58.480
<v Speaker 2>being the closest person to him in my side of

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:02.160
<v Speaker 2>the family, he like, Yo, I want you to be

0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:04.320
<v Speaker 2>the executor of my will. I want you to be

0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:06.040
<v Speaker 2>power of attorney. I want you to Look, this is

0:47:06.120 --> 0:47:09.600
<v Speaker 2>like heavy stuff, but he said, look, the thing is,

0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I need you to come to the funeral home with

0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:16.680
<v Speaker 2>me because everything's going to be set up. I don't

0:47:16.680 --> 0:47:18.200
<v Speaker 2>want to have to pay one you have to pay

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:20.280
<v Speaker 2>a penny out of your pocket. I don't want anyone

0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 2>to think about it when I pass. I just want

0:47:23.719 --> 0:47:27.440
<v Speaker 2>all the notes to be just you know, written, you know, unleashed,

0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:30.360
<v Speaker 2>and everything is going to be written out and everything's

0:47:30.360 --> 0:47:32.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna be paid for and it's all good, but I

0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:34.600
<v Speaker 2>just need you to be there to like kind of

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:37.680
<v Speaker 2>facilitate things because someone has to be named. So I said, sure,

0:47:37.800 --> 0:47:40.239
<v Speaker 2>Carl will come down. So I went with him to

0:47:40.280 --> 0:47:43.760
<v Speaker 2>the funeral home a couple of days ago. This is wild,

0:47:43.800 --> 0:47:48.400
<v Speaker 2>brody and weird, it is. And we're sitting there with

0:47:48.520 --> 0:47:53.600
<v Speaker 2>the funeral director and we're talking about the future of

0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:56.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, Carmine's future death and how it's going to

0:47:56.960 --> 0:48:01.040
<v Speaker 2>play out, and you know the type of ceremony he wants,

0:48:01.120 --> 0:48:03.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, does he want these mass cards and like

0:48:03.719 --> 0:48:06.279
<v Speaker 2>the funeral directors holding up all this stuff, and you know,

0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:11.440
<v Speaker 2>he picked out a casket. So so you know, I

0:48:11.520 --> 0:48:13.120
<v Speaker 2>signed all the papers and I get through all of

0:48:13.160 --> 0:48:16.400
<v Speaker 2>it with some jokes, and you know Carmine, you know,

0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:19.640
<v Speaker 2>he's just like he's he's a barrel of laughs. He's

0:48:19.840 --> 0:48:21.320
<v Speaker 2>I wish he would have come on the podcast. He

0:48:21.360 --> 0:48:22.600
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to come on, but he said, yeah, I

0:48:22.680 --> 0:48:27.319
<v Speaker 2>tell the story. So one ques at the very end, sorry, one,

0:48:27.840 --> 0:48:29.920
<v Speaker 2>you get a discount for this stuff? Yeah? Do you

0:48:30.000 --> 0:48:32.279
<v Speaker 2>get twenty twenty five pricing for Yeah, he lives on

0:48:32.360 --> 0:48:34.719
<v Speaker 2>the twenty so and that's that's a public service to

0:48:34.760 --> 0:48:38.879
<v Speaker 2>the slices. The the major advantage you have of doing

0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:41.640
<v Speaker 2>all this. Here's your big win for listening. Here's the win.

0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Here's it. You want Boggins, you want discounts, you want coupons. Yeah,

0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:50.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm aware of this. Yeah. Plan at your funeral from front,

0:48:50.480 --> 0:48:54.479
<v Speaker 2>in its entirety, from beginning to end, everything that would

0:48:54.480 --> 0:48:57.880
<v Speaker 2>any cost that would affiliated with it. And you are

0:48:58.040 --> 0:49:02.320
<v Speaker 2>locked in on prices for things for a lot of

0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:05.279
<v Speaker 2>the stuff. So and it's going to be there for

0:49:05.360 --> 0:49:07.360
<v Speaker 2>you in a separate fund. By the way, the funeral

0:49:07.400 --> 0:49:09.080
<v Speaker 2>home doesn't hold it. It goes to like a funeral

0:49:09.120 --> 0:49:13.240
<v Speaker 2>fund where you can choose to use the credit anywhere

0:49:13.280 --> 0:49:16.680
<v Speaker 2>you want. But anyway, it's good and it's important to

0:49:16.760 --> 0:49:20.959
<v Speaker 2>have your place put where your final resting place, maybe

0:49:21.640 --> 0:49:24.640
<v Speaker 2>because you're locking in at twenty twenty five prices, and

0:49:24.960 --> 0:49:27.680
<v Speaker 2>all these prices do is go up. In fact, he

0:49:27.800 --> 0:49:32.600
<v Speaker 2>showed me like like my grandparents planned their stuff. My

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 2>aunt Milly planned this stuff in the nineties, and we

0:49:36.360 --> 0:49:40.160
<v Speaker 2>buried her two years ago, and we conceive the disparity

0:49:40.200 --> 0:49:41.920
<v Speaker 2>of how much the price would have been if it

0:49:42.000 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 2>was tim today's world. So it's Brody Brodie, this this guy,

0:49:45.040 --> 0:49:47.839
<v Speaker 2>your name written all over login. Hey my aunt died,

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:50.120
<v Speaker 2>but boy did I save some money. So everything was

0:49:50.160 --> 0:49:53.200
<v Speaker 2>going well up until after all the papers were signed

0:49:53.239 --> 0:49:55.359
<v Speaker 2>and I got through it and we were laughing and whatever,

0:49:56.040 --> 0:50:00.200
<v Speaker 2>and then the funeral director goes, well, so you want

0:50:00.239 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 2>to pick out your your your casket? Oh god, I couldn't.

0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:06.600
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I'm looking at him, and he's like,

0:50:07.200 --> 0:50:12.320
<v Speaker 2>he goes, yeah, what the hell? So he, the funeral director,

0:50:12.400 --> 0:50:17.439
<v Speaker 2>takes the both of us downstairs to a room where

0:50:17.560 --> 0:50:20.759
<v Speaker 2>all these it's like a showroom of caskets. I felt

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:23.719
<v Speaker 2>like I was in a a in a a car dealership.

0:50:24.040 --> 0:50:26.000
<v Speaker 2>You know, You're walking around and he's seeing all the models.

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:28.480
<v Speaker 2>You've seen all the model caskets, and they're all all

0:50:28.600 --> 0:50:30.759
<v Speaker 2>been of course, there's nothing in them. They're they're brand new,

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:32.439
<v Speaker 2>and they're He didn't. He didn't get in to see

0:50:32.440 --> 0:50:35.320
<v Speaker 2>how they feel, right. He joked that he wanted to go.

0:50:35.400 --> 0:50:37.440
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, you're not going in this now, No

0:50:37.640 --> 0:50:40.320
<v Speaker 2>you're not. But you know, and he didn't. You have

0:50:40.440 --> 0:50:45.239
<v Speaker 2>to understand calmine to really grasp the story, because this

0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:47.080
<v Speaker 2>is the kind of guy he is. He just get

0:50:47.120 --> 0:50:50.080
<v Speaker 2>this straight. This catch, this is this is a catch.

0:50:50.160 --> 0:50:54.800
<v Speaker 2>How is he still single? Ladies, he's on the market.

0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:57.560
<v Speaker 2>There's there's still timet time, his funeral is all paid

0:50:57.640 --> 0:51:00.160
<v Speaker 2>up and ever mean he's paid for. You're sliding to

0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:05.000
<v Speaker 2>a situation, you know. So he basically we went downstairs

0:51:05.560 --> 0:51:08.520
<v Speaker 2>and he's kind of like, all right, so maybe this

0:51:08.719 --> 0:51:12.280
<v Speaker 2>model here is they inexpensive by the way they arrange

0:51:12.280 --> 0:51:14.640
<v Speaker 2>from like three thousand dollars to like you could spend

0:51:14.680 --> 0:51:17.480
<v Speaker 2>like twenty five thirty thousand dollars maybe more on a casket,

0:51:17.560 --> 0:51:21.600
<v Speaker 2>depending on if you want you know, uh, steel like

0:51:21.760 --> 0:51:25.839
<v Speaker 2>stainless steel versus copper, or you want you want subwoofers

0:51:25.880 --> 0:51:28.279
<v Speaker 2>and amps and they have extra speakers. Yeah, and he's

0:51:28.360 --> 0:51:30.200
<v Speaker 2>like looking around, he goes, he goes, what the hell

0:51:30.200 --> 0:51:32.200
<v Speaker 2>do I care? I mean, Dad, no one's gonna even

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:33.880
<v Speaker 2>say this damn thing. And I'm like, well, wait a

0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:36.919
<v Speaker 2>second call. You know you are connected to the church.

0:51:37.320 --> 0:51:39.359
<v Speaker 2>He still is. He does a lot for the church.

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:41.239
<v Speaker 2>I said, you can you get a church discount? No,

0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I said, why do Why don't you you would think,

0:51:44.600 --> 0:51:46.799
<v Speaker 2>but I said, you know, you do have a lot

0:51:46.840 --> 0:51:49.040
<v Speaker 2>of these people from the church that may come see you,

0:51:49.200 --> 0:51:51.120
<v Speaker 2>So maybe you want to you want something a little

0:51:51.160 --> 0:51:54.120
<v Speaker 2>bit you know, has some like etched things on the side,

0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:57.319
<v Speaker 2>because there's because there's all kinds of styles and each

0:51:57.400 --> 0:51:59.279
<v Speaker 2>style has oh you know, you know it has like

0:51:59.440 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 2>he could start to go fund the dead met maybe

0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:05.560
<v Speaker 2>that could be like a new thing. So he settled

0:52:05.600 --> 0:52:09.840
<v Speaker 2>on a nice, moderately priced casket, and I looked at

0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:11.680
<v Speaker 2>him like, dude, what the hell are you might as

0:52:11.680 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 2>well go out in style, bro, I'm like, you know,

0:52:13.719 --> 0:52:16.400
<v Speaker 2>want to be the richest guy in the cemetery, Just

0:52:16.719 --> 0:52:18.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, get one of the more expensive ones. So

0:52:18.800 --> 0:52:22.799
<v Speaker 2>he got maybe he leaves you in the whale, dumb ass, dude,

0:52:23.000 --> 0:52:25.040
<v Speaker 2>who's gonna get all Who's gonna get all his millions?

0:52:25.040 --> 0:52:27.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm not thinking about that right now. He's got to

0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:29.799
<v Speaker 2>sell that house someday. I'm not thinking about that right now.

0:52:29.840 --> 0:52:32.440
<v Speaker 2>I have nephews, don't forget. I got nephews, I got cousins,

0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:36.640
<v Speaker 2>we got people. You're an executour, I know. So all right,

0:52:36.840 --> 0:52:41.839
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, nephews, we picked out something. I helped him

0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:45.520
<v Speaker 2>pick out a moderately priced something that was kind of like, yeah,

0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:48.200
<v Speaker 2>this is this is respectable. Let me ask you a question.

0:52:48.320 --> 0:52:51.640
<v Speaker 2>If the caskets were cars. You obviously didn't get the

0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:55.120
<v Speaker 2>BMW of caskets, and you didn't. I'm not going to

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:57.239
<v Speaker 2>insult anyone who owns a cheap car, but you didn't

0:52:57.239 --> 0:53:01.440
<v Speaker 2>get a cheap key is a very nice the logo

0:53:01.560 --> 0:53:07.480
<v Speaker 2>is not kidding. Let's go from key to BMW. I'm

0:53:07.600 --> 0:53:12.359
<v Speaker 2>kind of like at ah, I think he picked out

0:53:12.360 --> 0:53:16.040
<v Speaker 2>the the the souped up Honda Accord. All right, well

0:53:16.080 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 2>that's nice Toyota Camry. He wait, a fully loaded Toyota Camry.

0:53:21.440 --> 0:53:23.600
<v Speaker 2>All right, but key is these days are more expensive

0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:26.520
<v Speaker 2>than than the camera. Then it's a bed, all right.

0:53:26.520 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 2>Then maybe it's maybe it's more maybe maybe it's a Lexus,

0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's a lect maybe maybe you know, maybe like yeah, yeah, okay,

0:53:32.120 --> 0:53:33.960
<v Speaker 2>BMW is in the top of the line either, So

0:53:34.080 --> 0:53:36.120
<v Speaker 2>it's like no, but I'm in this scenario. It is

0:53:36.160 --> 0:53:38.640
<v Speaker 2>because you're a guy. You're a BMW guy. Yeah, well,

0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:42.200
<v Speaker 2>you got a Dodge charger that you're saying anyway, I was,

0:53:43.000 --> 0:53:46.719
<v Speaker 2>I kind of tell you it's no, it's made of

0:53:47.440 --> 0:53:50.279
<v Speaker 2>like a stainless steel. It's it's like a yeah that

0:53:50.840 --> 0:53:54.239
<v Speaker 2>would protected himself from the elements. Yeah, it's not. Yes, Next,

0:53:54.320 --> 0:53:58.520
<v Speaker 2>levels no worms nice next level? Yeah that would so yeah.

0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:02.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean I don't know how to feel about this,

0:54:02.640 --> 0:54:06.160
<v Speaker 2>but like I in the moment, as awkward as it was,

0:54:06.760 --> 0:54:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I got through it. But I don't know, man, this

0:54:11.600 --> 0:54:13.600
<v Speaker 2>this is a lot for me to take on to

0:54:13.760 --> 0:54:18.000
<v Speaker 2>just what kind of casket would you get? No, that's

0:54:18.080 --> 0:54:20.759
<v Speaker 2>the whole point of this, Like, I don't I'm not

0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:23.440
<v Speaker 2>thinking about this. Do you want to be? You want

0:54:23.480 --> 0:54:27.840
<v Speaker 2>to be? But yeah, you want the tire package on

0:54:27.920 --> 0:54:31.440
<v Speaker 2>the casket, But would you do that? Would you go

0:54:31.600 --> 0:54:36.200
<v Speaker 2>around picking out your future your future home? If anyone,

0:54:36.360 --> 0:54:39.040
<v Speaker 2>If anyone's listening, and I listen, I don't have plans

0:54:39.080 --> 0:54:42.879
<v Speaker 2>on dying, but I got a knock on wood? Yeah,

0:54:42.880 --> 0:54:46.719
<v Speaker 2>I like a nice cherry wood, nice dark wood? Or

0:54:46.719 --> 0:54:49.480
<v Speaker 2>do I do like a baseball batwood? You know, like

0:54:49.520 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 2>a like a lighter wood, like a you know, but

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:55.920
<v Speaker 2>I would I think a darker wood. I don't like blackwood. Okay,

0:54:56.280 --> 0:54:58.560
<v Speaker 2>although the metal thing keeps the worms out kind of

0:54:58.680 --> 0:55:02.400
<v Speaker 2>like that? Has any of the slices been through this?

0:55:03.239 --> 0:55:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh a kiss casket. You're there with living people and

0:55:09.280 --> 0:55:11.440
<v Speaker 2>you're picking out something for your future when you're not

0:55:11.560 --> 0:55:15.080
<v Speaker 2>going to be living. But that I've had enough. I've

0:55:15.120 --> 0:55:17.040
<v Speaker 2>had a hard time picking out caskets for people that

0:55:17.120 --> 0:55:20.719
<v Speaker 2>are no longer here, right because you're like, because you're thinking,

0:55:20.760 --> 0:55:22.839
<v Speaker 2>because there's I'll be honest with you, when you're picking

0:55:22.880 --> 0:55:25.520
<v Speaker 2>out a casket for someone, that's because you didn't plan

0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:29.320
<v Speaker 2>ahead on the casket right way. You're like, huh, what

0:55:29.400 --> 0:55:33.600
<v Speaker 2>would they buy? Well, I know they were brugal, so

0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:37.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, yeah, so I'm not going to go with you.

0:55:40.080 --> 0:55:41.719
<v Speaker 2>I had myself, and no one's going to see it

0:55:41.800 --> 0:55:46.200
<v Speaker 2>after five minutes. That's true. And it's done. Once it's

0:55:46.239 --> 0:55:48.880
<v Speaker 2>in the ground, its permanent, so right, once you take

0:55:48.920 --> 0:55:53.560
<v Speaker 2>all the pictures and video. But the process of you know,

0:55:53.680 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 2>going through this, these motions, not doing that, not doing that.

0:55:56.960 --> 0:55:59.399
<v Speaker 2>I meet the car shopping, I'm not going a funeral shop,

0:55:59.560 --> 0:56:04.319
<v Speaker 2>right and and you know he was. He's right now,

0:56:04.400 --> 0:56:07.000
<v Speaker 2>he's like perfectly fine, and he's walking around and he's

0:56:07.080 --> 0:56:10.000
<v Speaker 2>doing his thing. He's like he's in his early sixties.

0:56:10.560 --> 0:56:14.000
<v Speaker 2>But like I said, hopefully you don't have I said,

0:56:14.000 --> 0:56:15.520
<v Speaker 2>hopefully you don't have to deal with this for like,

0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:17.520
<v Speaker 2>you don't have to see this for like thirty years,

0:56:17.680 --> 0:56:21.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, forty years, God willing but is he financing

0:56:21.960 --> 0:56:24.840
<v Speaker 2>it or just payd cas No, just no, he's retired.

0:56:24.880 --> 0:56:27.920
<v Speaker 2>He's good. But he did the whole thing. He's right

0:56:28.040 --> 0:56:30.399
<v Speaker 2>right writing checks for them. So, and what happens if

0:56:30.400 --> 0:56:32.919
<v Speaker 2>this funeral home goes away before again? It goes into

0:56:32.960 --> 0:56:35.400
<v Speaker 2>a fund where you're see. That was what it was

0:56:35.480 --> 0:56:37.839
<v Speaker 2>explained to me, and that's what that's questions. I had

0:56:37.840 --> 0:56:41.160
<v Speaker 2>to understand that it goes to a fund that basically

0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:44.440
<v Speaker 2>when at the time comes and I get a phone

0:56:44.480 --> 0:56:47.399
<v Speaker 2>call to like, oh hey, buddy, you're up at bad here.

0:56:47.640 --> 0:56:51.120
<v Speaker 2>What are we doing? I get to choose either stay

0:56:51.200 --> 0:56:54.120
<v Speaker 2>with this place or go somewhere else because it's in it.

0:56:54.239 --> 0:56:57.320
<v Speaker 2>It's in almost like escrow. What the escrow is for

0:56:57.440 --> 0:57:00.640
<v Speaker 2>funeral Now, look, I'm not going to hit yeah, I'm

0:57:00.680 --> 0:57:05.520
<v Speaker 2>knocking on wood. Do you have a backup? No, I'm no.

0:57:06.360 --> 0:57:08.439
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, if he lives to like one hundred

0:57:08.480 --> 0:57:12.920
<v Speaker 2>and five, God forbid, something happens. I don't want to

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:16.600
<v Speaker 2>think about these things. This is really tough to talk

0:57:16.640 --> 0:57:19.240
<v Speaker 2>about it right now, Jones, I'm stumbling my way through

0:57:19.240 --> 0:57:21.520
<v Speaker 2>this conversation. Who would you pick Robin? You'd pick Robin

0:57:21.600 --> 0:57:23.600
<v Speaker 2>right to be your executor of everything. Yeah, I guess.

0:57:23.760 --> 0:57:26.240
<v Speaker 2>Or no, someone has to be someone probably younger. No,

0:57:26.480 --> 0:57:29.680
<v Speaker 2>it would have probably one of my nephews, next of kin.

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:33.560
<v Speaker 2>It can't be somebody that's on your timeline. Oh no,

0:57:33.920 --> 0:57:36.120
<v Speaker 2>I guess it could. Well, it can be, but you know,

0:57:36.200 --> 0:57:37.920
<v Speaker 2>you may have to redo the whole damn thing. So

0:57:38.520 --> 0:57:40.920
<v Speaker 2>it may be null and void. So you're supposed to

0:57:40.920 --> 0:57:44.800
<v Speaker 2>pick like a next null and voids your nephews. No,

0:57:44.960 --> 0:57:48.000
<v Speaker 2>my nephews would be like like where Like I just

0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:50.000
<v Speaker 2>I just asked you if your nephews were null and void.

0:57:50.080 --> 0:57:54.080
<v Speaker 2>It was a joke, hyo to Italian to Italian nephews

0:57:54.280 --> 0:57:57.760
<v Speaker 2>noll and void and void. But yeah, yeah, anyway, I

0:57:57.920 --> 0:58:01.480
<v Speaker 2>don't know had he hold me ahead of time that

0:58:01.600 --> 0:58:04.000
<v Speaker 2>we would be doing all of that, I probably would

0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:06.520
<v Speaker 2>have been like maybees all the time. And so did

0:58:06.600 --> 0:58:08.880
<v Speaker 2>you go looking at locations like plots and stuff? No,

0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:12.120
<v Speaker 2>so you don't know where he's being buried. No, No,

0:58:12.360 --> 0:58:14.360
<v Speaker 2>that's all said and done. That's all taken care of

0:58:14.440 --> 0:58:17.480
<v Speaker 2>for him. Now he's part of his family's thing. Yeah, okay,

0:58:17.800 --> 0:58:25.960
<v Speaker 2>oh all right, it's got chills? Are they multiplying? I listen, slice,

0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:28.320
<v Speaker 2>So what do you think slices leave his talkbacks. How

0:58:28.360 --> 0:58:30.960
<v Speaker 2>do you feel about that radio app behind the microphone

0:58:31.000 --> 0:58:33.120
<v Speaker 2>button that moves around every time you update the app on?

0:58:33.200 --> 0:58:36.280
<v Speaker 2>I think it's your phone. It's a red circle these days. Okay,

0:58:36.480 --> 0:58:38.360
<v Speaker 2>all right, so yeah circle, let us know what you

0:58:38.920 --> 0:58:40.880
<v Speaker 2>would you would have done? Is this a great move

0:58:40.960 --> 0:58:44.880
<v Speaker 2>to save money? Or uh kind of creepy and weird?

0:58:45.440 --> 0:58:47.360
<v Speaker 2>And would you do it for a friend or a

0:58:47.400 --> 0:58:55.440
<v Speaker 2>family member? I don't know. Oh, I don't all right.

0:58:55.440 --> 0:58:57.840
<v Speaker 2>I got a sound clip from this weekend's football game

0:58:58.760 --> 0:59:01.160
<v Speaker 2>and uh it just it. I posted the video on

0:59:01.240 --> 0:59:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Twitter and right away Shady jew Mobster was like, oh

0:59:04.000 --> 0:59:05.880
<v Speaker 2>my god, I heard that. I was like, podcast, so

0:59:05.960 --> 0:59:09.920
<v Speaker 2>I have to play this because, uh it's Tony Romo

0:59:10.600 --> 0:59:13.080
<v Speaker 2>and he's calling a play during the Bills Chiefs game.

0:59:13.360 --> 0:59:15.240
<v Speaker 2>Although I guess it's technically the Chiefs Bills game, but

0:59:15.280 --> 0:59:21.320
<v Speaker 2>it's involving the quarterback of the Bills. Hold on the second,

0:59:22.840 --> 0:59:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Josh Allen on, you see to pretend fake? And you

0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:35.720
<v Speaker 2>to lie here again, what kind of plays you see

0:59:36.480 --> 0:59:41.160
<v Speaker 2>to pretend fake? And it's a pretend pretend fake that's

0:59:41.200 --> 0:59:44.400
<v Speaker 2>like a does that make it real? That's redundant, right,

0:59:45.080 --> 0:59:48.800
<v Speaker 2>it's no because a fake is a fake is a play.

0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:51.560
<v Speaker 2>So it's a pretend to fake. No, but he actually

0:59:51.600 --> 0:59:56.880
<v Speaker 2>did a fake. You can't pretend fake. He faked it. Oh,

0:59:56.960 --> 1:00:01.320
<v Speaker 2>so faked the play he went through with was a fake. No,

1:00:01.720 --> 1:00:04.600
<v Speaker 2>he fake fake fake to hand off. He faked hand off,

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<v Speaker 2>the hand off and then ran the ball. But you

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<v Speaker 2>can't have a pretend fake no, No, because how would

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<v Speaker 2>you How would you do a pretend fake? Would you

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<v Speaker 2>pretend to give him the ball, then not give him

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<v Speaker 2>the ball, then give him the ball? Fake? Right? You can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't pretend fake. Yeah. Yeah, so Tony Ramol, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>we're done. Fake, We're done. Here is my big this

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<v Speaker 2>will be the big finish for the for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>But I need your help. I don't think I'm wrong here. So, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend Eric and I went to lunch from the

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<v Speaker 2>It's Eric Nagel Show. Check it out if you have

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<v Speaker 2>a chance. And he says, oh, let's try someplace new

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<v Speaker 2>like He's like, I saw this place on Instagram. We

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<v Speaker 2>should go. I said, okay, great, Well, let me let

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<v Speaker 2>me check out the menu. They serve meats, meat, sandwiches,

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<v Speaker 2>and known for Yeah, I said, let me check out

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<v Speaker 2>the menu online and I'll see if there's something you

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<v Speaker 2>know that I like and then we'll go. So I

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<v Speaker 2>look and I go, okay, I want the two meat combo. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>they have like strami and corn beef and turkey and

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<v Speaker 2>something else a brisket, And I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get corn beefrom pistrami. Those are my two

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<v Speaker 2>favorite of the hot meats. I'm gonna order a two

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<v Speaker 2>meat combo. It's it's I know what the price is,

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen ninety five. This way when I go, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to like look at the menu. I'm ready to go.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, if I was with you, I

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<v Speaker 2>would have to get the three meat combo because I

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<v Speaker 2>like pastrami, corn beef, and brisket. All it is like

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<v Speaker 2>does brisket is like like a third cousin. Like brisket's

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<v Speaker 2>like like brown meat, and it's like it's beefy tasting.

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<v Speaker 2>The brisket is corned beef, except it's prepared differently, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's different corned beef. It's corned. The brisket is put

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<v Speaker 2>in the oven. Right. Anyway, I like all three, but

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite combo with like corn and it's on the menu.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called the two meat Combo and it says pick

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<v Speaker 2>two meats excellent, yep, okay. So we go and it's

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<v Speaker 2>one of these places where you have to go up

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<v Speaker 2>to the counter and order. So Eric says, I'll sit

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<v Speaker 2>at the booth, you go up to the counter and order.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. We've never been there before, and is it's

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<v Speaker 2>a it's a working class kind of place, lunch pale,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of crowd, right, and it's not that busy. So

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<v Speaker 2>I go right up to the counter and there's a

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<v Speaker 2>guy there behind the counter and he like the countertop

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<v Speaker 2>is like you know, chin level, where like you can

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<v Speaker 2>make eye contact with the guy. And you could see

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<v Speaker 2>the cutting board. Uh right, you know you could see

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<v Speaker 2>it's all glass. You can see the cutting board that

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<v Speaker 2>right he stands in front of and he doesn't speak

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<v Speaker 2>English tremendously well. He said, uh, what do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, uh, I'll have the two meat combo here.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, yeah, I said, h the two meat combo.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh buy? So I said, yeah, the two two. I

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<v Speaker 2>hold up my fingers too. I go two meat combo

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<v Speaker 2>corn beef and pistrami. So he slices the pistrami, and

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<v Speaker 2>he puts that. He puts down two pieces of rye bread,

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<v Speaker 2>and he starts slicing the pistrami and he gives me

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<v Speaker 2>a little on a plate and I'm like, oh, little taste.

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<v Speaker 2>That was so good, so good, scary, and and I said,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and corn beef, and he says, I'm both.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, yeah, of course I'm both has because

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<v Speaker 2>he's you know, he's figures making me right, Okay. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not really watching him, and I said, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>look to my left while he's making the sandwiches and

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<v Speaker 2>and and is the people making the soup or at

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<v Speaker 2>least doing like the side orders? So I said, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, should I get massa ball soup or I

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<v Speaker 2>get a candish or something? I said, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>give me matz of ball soup. So I'm talking to

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<v Speaker 2>the other people behind the counter and I'm not really

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<v Speaker 2>watching what he's doing. And uh, he says, uh, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you want on it? Mustard? I said, no Russian dressing.

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<v Speaker 2>So I he takes the Russian dressing and I see it.

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<v Speaker 2>I trust him, which is a little bizarre for some

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<v Speaker 2>cornstra but each talking about a ruben comes with Russian

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<v Speaker 2>dressing and samakrawt. You're going to tell a Jew how

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<v Speaker 2>to eat corn beefstrangen, it's gotta be with mustard. But okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't Russian dressing anyway, So I go and can

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<v Speaker 2>you melt some Swiss on there? Okay? So whatever he's

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<v Speaker 2>doing fair enough, I'm not paying not paying attention anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't ask me if it was to stay it

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<v Speaker 2>a go. And I see he's like he's wrapping up

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<v Speaker 2>stuff and he throws it in the bag and he

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<v Speaker 2>hands me the bag. So I'm like, uh, fuck it,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because it's he wrapped the sandwiches in that

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<v Speaker 2>that tinfoily like metallic metal, not aluminum foil, but that

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<v Speaker 2>standard sandwich to go rap where one side is white

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<v Speaker 2>and the other side is the foil metal to keep right, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>classic right. And he throws it, puts in the bag

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<v Speaker 2>and whatever. So I get the food and and and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the soup comes up. I said, the soup's for here,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Uh, he goes, oh, it's sandwich to me here.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Now, don't worry about it. Don't wry about it,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm right, I don't want to. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to get into it. Just it's fine. So I take

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<v Speaker 2>the bowl of soup in the plate and the bag,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm looking for someplace to pay. And I look

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<v Speaker 2>to my right and it's like at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the counter. Connected to the end of the counter is

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<v Speaker 2>like a half dome column and it's plexiglass where it

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<v Speaker 2>looks like somebody might stand behind it. But there's no

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<v Speaker 2>slot like to hand money. I don't see stickers like

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<v Speaker 2>we accept credit cards. I don't say anything, so I'm like, God,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go sit down and I'll let Eric figure

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<v Speaker 2>it out when he goes up to order. So I

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<v Speaker 2>sit down and go Eric, Look, I don't know where

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<v Speaker 2>to pay, so just when you go up there, when

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<v Speaker 2>you pay, let me know and I'll go pay. So

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<v Speaker 2>I sit down and I'm watching people and they're all

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<v Speaker 2>ordering food at the counter at the at the countertop,

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<v Speaker 2>getting the food and going to sit down. Sure I

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<v Speaker 2>don't see anybody paying, and there's nobody there besides the

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<v Speaker 2>guys in the cooks that don't speak English making the food.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, I don't figure it out. So I

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<v Speaker 2>eat my soup. It's pretty good, not too much, No dill,

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<v Speaker 2>which was good. And I reach into the bag and

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<v Speaker 2>I feel, I feel there's two things wrapped and they're heavy.

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<v Speaker 2>So I take one out and I'm like, oh, he

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<v Speaker 2>must have wrapped each half separately because they're so fucking big.

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<v Speaker 2>He puts so much meat on it. So I open

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<v Speaker 2>it up and it's it's a whole sandwich. So I go,

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<v Speaker 2>it's weird. Oh boy. So I reach in the reach

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<v Speaker 2>in the bag and I see there's another sandwich made.

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<v Speaker 2>He made me two sandwiches. But what did you pay for?

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't paid found anything. You're not listening. Oh pay?

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<v Speaker 2>So Eric comes back and I said, Eric, did you pay? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know way to pay. There's no place to play.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not a big restaurant. You walk in. There's

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<v Speaker 2>like three booths on the left, a couple of tables

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<v Speaker 2>on the right, and a counter in the back, like

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<v Speaker 2>a Chinese takeout place. Not very big. Oh okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to picture it. Okay, all right. So we're eating,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, holy shit, I got another huge ass sandwich here.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I didn't order it. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not paying another seventeen dollars plus tax for something

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't order and I can't give it back. It's

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<v Speaker 2>got Russian dressing on it. They can't take it back.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, well, I'll figure it out. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I'm gonna do. Figure it out.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I hear somebody say what do you pay here,

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<v Speaker 2>as the guy the next table goes, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>So nobody knew like how to pay. So some woman

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<v Speaker 2>is coming by. There's no place to throw a garbage out.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't have a garbage box, so she's sweeping the

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<v Speaker 2>floor and she's picking up garbage off a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>tables as people get up, and the guy says, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 2>where do you pay? And by the way, there's a

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<v Speaker 2>refrigerator where you walk over, get a can of soda, potato, salad,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever you want. It's all there in this big refrigerator

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<v Speaker 2>that suits you perfectly. You're very used to just opening

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<v Speaker 2>up refrigerators and shut up, shut up. I grabbed free soda, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>one time, stop it, okay, So I say he She goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take the money. So I'm like, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess she's the one you pay. So she goes

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<v Speaker 2>behind this call this little semi circle, and he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you have? And I hear him say I

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<v Speaker 2>had this, this, and this, and she goes, okay, she

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<v Speaker 2>takes his word for it, so then she goes back

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<v Speaker 2>to sweeping. And then the other guy says, do people

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<v Speaker 2>just walk out here all the time and don't pay?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so she says, never seen it, And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking to myself, well, that's the whole point. You

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have seen it, Like Eric and I could have

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<v Speaker 2>gotten up and left. We didn't even see it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>System at a place, and I would never leave. I've

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<v Speaker 2>been to places like that where there's not even a

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<v Speaker 2>sign that says, because it's understood, you're gonna order, you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna sit down, you're gonna eat, you can enjoy your meal,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you settle up. Afterwards, you just stand up

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<v Speaker 2>and you go over. That's what any decent human being

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<v Speaker 2>would do. Yes, well, here comes the problem because you're indecent.

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<v Speaker 2>No I'm not. I'm very decent, very honest and moral.

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<v Speaker 2>When when something's right, it's right, and what's wrong it's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>So I go up, I say, excuse me, I need

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<v Speaker 2>to pay for my food.

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<v Speaker 4>What you have?

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<v Speaker 2>So I said I had a Matza bowl soup bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>She says, okay, she hits it in the register, and

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I had a two meat combo with call

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<v Speaker 2>me from a STRAWMI. So she says, you had two sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 2>I said two meat combo. Yeah, but you said two.

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<v Speaker 2>So I said, yeah, but on the website you call

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<v Speaker 2>it a too meat combo. Yeah, but you said too,

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<v Speaker 2>so I assumed you had too. You had one, I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered one. So she wrings here for one, and

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<v Speaker 2>I sell about the can of soda and I paid

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four dollars whatever it was right, And I go

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<v Speaker 2>back and I sit down, and eric's what happened? I go. I.

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<v Speaker 2>I told her what I ordered, Just what did you order?

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered a two meat to meat combo. But when

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<v Speaker 2>I said it to her, she also thought I meant

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<v Speaker 2>two sandwiches, because she also didn't speak one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 2>of mean while you're about to walk out with the

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<v Speaker 2>sandwich you didn't pay for. Well, there's my question. If

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<v Speaker 2>I tell her, now, hold on, if I tell I

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<v Speaker 2>got a second sandwich, either, she's gonna ask me to

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<v Speaker 2>pay for it, which I didn't order. She's gonna take

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<v Speaker 2>it back. Hold on, She's gonna take it back and

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<v Speaker 2>throw it away, which is which is a damn shame,

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<v Speaker 2>or the cook's gonna get in trouble for giving me

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<v Speaker 2>an extra sandwich. This is the only way everybody ends

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<v Speaker 2>up happy. There's no way was she getting money from me.

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<v Speaker 2>So the only way we knew what to believe me,

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<v Speaker 2>we all assumed that that was definitely not. That's forego

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast. Hold on show. I am a very honest person.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize I had a second sandwich. I already

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<v Speaker 2>started eating first one, and I can't give the second

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<v Speaker 2>one back. And by the way, just to clarify here,

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<v Speaker 2>when I think two meat combo, I think the pastrami

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<v Speaker 2>and the cornby. He didn't mistakenly do a sandwich of

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<v Speaker 2>all pastrami and a sandwich of all cornby, right, No,

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<v Speaker 2>he put half cornby fa pastrami on bolt. So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>wondering where the translation of the two two meat combo

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<v Speaker 2>I've gotten lost, especially since they did, I mean have

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<v Speaker 2>a limited and they deal with the same items every day.

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<v Speaker 2>All I could think of, remember that phone tap I

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<v Speaker 2>did on that on that on that guy the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>two pound twenty He wanted a twenty two pound turkey,

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<v Speaker 2>and I called him and said, yeah, you're twenty two

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<v Speaker 2>pounds turk. Okay. I I think now in retrospect, he

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<v Speaker 2>may have thought, I said I want two meat combos. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>but on the menu it's actually called a two meat combo.

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<v Speaker 2>It's if you're reading it en off the menu and

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<v Speaker 2>you wanted two of them, I would have to say

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<v Speaker 2>that you would have ordered to two meat common combo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>two two meat combos, right. But when I said it

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<v Speaker 2>to her and him, they both took it as two

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<v Speaker 2>meat combos. Oh shit, But it's on I checked the menu, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>That happens every day at that place. I could already

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<v Speaker 2>tell that happens every day. Well that don't call it

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<v Speaker 2>a too meat combo, or ask me how many sandwiches

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<v Speaker 2>I want, or just call it. Just call it the

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<v Speaker 2>pastrami co you know, pastrami, corn beef comba. Call it that, right,

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<v Speaker 2>call it right. But again, I went on the website

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<v Speaker 2>the night before to check it, and it's called so

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<v Speaker 2>slices number one. Would you have given the sandwich back

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<v Speaker 2>the minute you realized there was two or would you

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<v Speaker 2>have just paid for the second one, because he got

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<v Speaker 2>the second one even though you didn't order it, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to eat it for a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>days now. I already had the one, you know, it

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<v Speaker 2>was so big, scared, I had half of it and

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<v Speaker 2>half of the first one. I ate to half of

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<v Speaker 2>the second one today and the second one. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I eat for two or three days. It's so friggin big,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's very good. I think all right. Personally, I

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<v Speaker 2>think you should have told her at the time of

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<v Speaker 2>the ringing up of the bill. I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>get him in trouble and I didn't want to pay.

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<v Speaker 2>That's for you to decide, just to clear your conscience.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say, my conscience is fine, Oh of course

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<v Speaker 2>it is. But my conscience would have been, like, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't lie to this woman because I am in possession

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<v Speaker 2>of two sandwiches, one of the other one. Nope, she said,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you order? I ordered ah to meat combo. Right, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I would have say what did you have it? I

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<v Speaker 2>would have I would have said, look, I ordered a

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<v Speaker 2>to one to meat combo, but they handed me two sandwiches. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would show her the second sandwich and and

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<v Speaker 2>and say I'm not going to pay for this other sandwich,

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<v Speaker 2>what would you like me to do with it? And

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<v Speaker 2>then ask her what you would like her to do

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<v Speaker 2>with it, and then leave it in her hands. What

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<v Speaker 2>she because then at leaves were open to saying you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, take it, and the alternative is you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take it. So you didn't want to lose that

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<v Speaker 2>free sandwich. No, No, that's what is. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to get charged for it. And I thought if I

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<v Speaker 2>said I got two sandwiches, she'll go we'll have to

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<v Speaker 2>charge you for it. I didn't want to get into

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<v Speaker 2>an argument someone that doesn't speak fluent English. So then

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<v Speaker 2>then then you would have given it back and said no,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't order this, so here take it. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>charging me, and I would have walked out without the

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<v Speaker 2>second sandwich. All right, that's an option, but you are

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, no, well, I got to answ with you.

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<v Speaker 2>The first one was so good, so good, I'll go back.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be a customer again, for sure. But I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>trying to take advantage. As much as I know you

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<v Speaker 2>fell into it. It'll it just happened. It happened, and

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<v Speaker 2>I fall into these things. Speaking of court, and before

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<v Speaker 2>we get out of here, a couple of things, some housekeeping.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I the Super Bowl is going to

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<v Speaker 2>feature a reunion between Billy Crystal and who was when

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<v Speaker 2>Harry met Sally. When Harry met Sally was was Meg Ryan?

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<v Speaker 2>Meg Ryan? Right? So it's going to have them at

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<v Speaker 2>CATS's Deli. Because I saw the behind the scenes, the

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<v Speaker 2>shooting of the video of the of the commercial.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's is this a client of some kind of Nope, okay, nope, nope, nope,

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<v Speaker 4>this is this is a travesty that's gonna unfold because

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<v Speaker 4>if I'm gonna I'm gonna pay pointed now that we're

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<v Speaker 4>going to be having this cover this argument on Super

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<v Speaker 4>Bowl Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>So in the filming of this commercial, Harry and Sally,

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<v Speaker 2>the characters are sitting at the table at kats His

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<v Speaker 2>Deli where it was originally filmed in the eighties, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's where the classic conversation happened, where she was having

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<v Speaker 2>an orgasm, and then the woman in the next table

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<v Speaker 2>says the famous line, not neither of one, I'll have

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<v Speaker 2>what she's having. That's the famous line, which by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>is not uttered by neither of the two primary characters.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's an old woman. Double negative, it's an

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<v Speaker 2>old woman. I'm just trying to say, it's Rob Ryiner's mother,

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<v Speaker 2>Rob Reiner's mother. In this case, it's Sydney Sweeney, right,

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<v Speaker 2>she delivers the line. But here's the thing. He's eating

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<v Speaker 2>a pastrami on rye. But you know what the product

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<v Speaker 2>is that they're advertising. And what is clearly in the

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<v Speaker 2>scent in the in the center of the table the

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<v Speaker 2>whole reason for the commercial and who paid the bill

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<v Speaker 2>for it? No, Helman's mayonnaise. Yeah, you don't put mayonnaise

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<v Speaker 2>on anything, That's what I'm saying. So people are gonna

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<v Speaker 2>the world is gonna see this commercial. Oh it's vomit.

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<v Speaker 2>And two am sitting across from each other, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's he's literally eating a pastrami. I could see

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<v Speaker 2>the pastrami on rye or cornby fun rye. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was pastrami mayonnaise. And and they're like, and then

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<v Speaker 2>do the whole bit. Oh, we're back here at this place,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll have what she's having, I mean, and the

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<v Speaker 2>Helman's mayonnaise. And by the first of all, kats Is

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<v Speaker 2>does not from what I remember, put mayonnaise on the table,

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<v Speaker 2>but on this specific table at Kats's Deli, there's a

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<v Speaker 2>bottle of mayonnaise. There's no mustard or or catch are

1:16:50.840 --> 1:16:55.000
<v Speaker 2>they implying a billy crystal? A Jewish man went to

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<v Speaker 2>Kats's Delight, ordered a pistrami on rye and put mayonnaise

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<v Speaker 2>on it. Okay, to be continued because they did show

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't show the whole commercial in full. They showed

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<v Speaker 2>outtakes and some scenes and I couldn't see what was

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<v Speaker 2>on the sand At one point, the top of the

1:17:13.280 --> 1:17:16.639
<v Speaker 2>sandwich came off and there was nothing. I didn't see

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<v Speaker 2>anything on the sandwich. It was it was just a

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<v Speaker 2>pstrong like like the top half of the bread. The

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<v Speaker 2>rye for the top half fell off as he's talking

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<v Speaker 2>and and there was nothing on there. So I can't

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<v Speaker 2>accuse him of putting mayo on there. But talk about

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<v Speaker 2>like wrong place, wrong time, or wrong product. There's will

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<v Speaker 2>talk about this after the Super Bowl slices and why

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<v Speaker 2>you start thinking about this? Okay? For me, mayonnaise on

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<v Speaker 2>a pistrami sandwich is like, oh my god, how could

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<v Speaker 2>you do that? Right? What is it that you eat?

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<v Speaker 2>In your part of the country, your culture. Like if

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<v Speaker 2>you're from the South and someone put ketchup on ribs,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd vomit, right, Yeah, Like you can't put ketchup on

1:17:56.320 --> 1:17:59.720
<v Speaker 2>barbecue ribs. Well, you live in Texas. There must be

1:17:59.800 --> 1:18:02.360
<v Speaker 2>some like you. You can't put a garlic a holi

1:18:02.439 --> 1:18:04.479
<v Speaker 2>on corn bread, Like there must be something where you go,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, you can't do that. Heleland Helman's spent a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of money to be part of the Super Bowl

1:18:09.640 --> 1:18:12.200
<v Speaker 2>and get these two actors back and Sydney Sweeney and

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<v Speaker 2>to go to the original Catches Deli where it was

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<v Speaker 2>filmed and do those lines and literally just just kind

1:18:18.240 --> 1:18:21.679
<v Speaker 2>of wax nostalgic. But but I feel like their product

1:18:21.800 --> 1:18:26.080
<v Speaker 2>is misplaced because you would not see I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>think you see mayonnaise on a table in Kats's deli.

1:18:29.240 --> 1:18:31.439
<v Speaker 2>You just don't. It's I mean, it's mustard and ketchup.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. Maybe, you know, maybe if Heines wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>do a bit, then maybe you gotta you know, or

1:18:36.200 --> 1:18:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Gouldin's then now you got it. Now you got something there. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>in all fairness, I did not see what Meg Ryan

1:18:43.280 --> 1:18:46.519
<v Speaker 2>was eating. There was a sandwich there it didn't look

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<v Speaker 2>like PASTRAMI say, she could be eating the mayo. Maybe

1:18:50.040 --> 1:18:52.760
<v Speaker 2>that mayo. See here's the thing scary. If the mayo

1:18:52.880 --> 1:18:55.840
<v Speaker 2>gave her the orgasm, which is why she's so good

1:18:55.920 --> 1:18:58.519
<v Speaker 2>bullying the food. So a right, Maybe she put the

1:18:58.560 --> 1:19:01.320
<v Speaker 2>mayo on a chicken salad sand sandwich. It was maybe

1:19:01.320 --> 1:19:04.599
<v Speaker 2>it was turkey, I don't know, something with lettuce, but anyway,

1:19:04.960 --> 1:19:09.520
<v Speaker 2>maybe it was something that what mayo is is permissible.

1:19:09.680 --> 1:19:12.280
<v Speaker 2>That makes more sense now because she's the one having

1:19:12.320 --> 1:19:14.160
<v Speaker 2>the orgasm. In Sydney Sweeney, we'd go, I'll have what

1:19:14.280 --> 1:19:18.360
<v Speaker 2>she's having. Yeah, okay, now I feel better, But slices

1:19:18.400 --> 1:19:20.040
<v Speaker 2>still tell us what you can't put that on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Then if that's the case, then they were very smart

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<v Speaker 2>to not make her eat corn beef because they're like

1:19:25.280 --> 1:19:28.320
<v Speaker 2>America would be like were you kidding me? Well, not

1:19:28.439 --> 1:19:30.840
<v Speaker 2>all parts of America. Some people put mayonnaise on everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear about it. If you put mayonnaise

1:19:33.960 --> 1:19:36.960
<v Speaker 2>on corn beef for prestrom listen, I noticed people who

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<v Speaker 2>put corn beef on mayonnaise on roast beef sandwiches and

1:19:39.760 --> 1:19:42.559
<v Speaker 2>ham sandwiches. Well to be continued, because I didn't see

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<v Speaker 2>the Who commercial. I just saw the outtakes of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally, and finally, we need a favor. If you've

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<v Speaker 2>listened this far into the podcast, that you got all

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<v Speaker 2>the way to the end, that means you are a

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<v Speaker 2>true fan. You are a slice for life, and we

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate you, okay so much so that we need our

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<v Speaker 2>slice army to go to the iHeartRadio app and drop

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<v Speaker 2>a review for your Brooklyn boys because we're at a

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<v Speaker 2>four point six. On the Apple podcast we're four point eight,

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<v Speaker 2>but our hometown homegrown app iHeartRadio, we are at a

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<v Speaker 2>four point six. Now, I didn't go into depth. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't see any of the reviews. I'm asking you kindly.

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<v Speaker 2>Brody's asking you if you could kindly drop a five,

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<v Speaker 2>drop five stars for us, like you just had the

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<v Speaker 2>uber ride of your life. Please. I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 2>too much to ask for. The Yeah, I mean we gave,

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<v Speaker 2>we gave, we gave Funeral Advice today free four point six?

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<v Speaker 2>How the mighty have fallen on our hometown native app.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, and it's over five hundred reviews too that

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<v Speaker 2>are on there, so you know you know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>We must get exposure from people that aren't Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 2>listeners and some of them don't get it. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>saved it till the end because I know the true

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<v Speaker 2>warriors will go to battle for us, and we appreciate

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<v Speaker 2>you for that. If you could maybe up until you

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<v Speaker 2>set your Harry met Sally story by the way, you

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<v Speaker 2>see the way they do the Harry met Sally where

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, oh, they're so old now they're in their seventies. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we need hot young Sydney Sweeney to lean over. So

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<v Speaker 2>like in the movie they had an old lady saying it,

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<v Speaker 2>now they have a younger girl saying right, because it

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<v Speaker 2>was right exactly. Yeah, the hot girl with the big boobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Once Mayonnaise, that's that ship, seld.

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<v Speaker 3>I go.

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<v Speaker 2>Through the roof right now, So see as soon, boys, boys,