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Speaker 1: You Guessed It Bananas Podcast, I.

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Speaker 3: It's your midzillion pieces, guys, gowns, non binary pals.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Bananas. Hello Scottie, Hello Kurnie B.

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Speaker 1: And Hello to the good and decent people of Willow River, Minnesota,

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Speaker 1: population three hundred and ninety six.

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Speaker 2: I like it when it's under a thousand. I like

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Speaker 1: Me too, including BANANAO. Jessica, what's up, Jessica? And what's

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Speaker 2: Hello Willow River. Oh yeah, it was a I tell

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Speaker 1: Fifty after the window, you guys have had fifty feels

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Speaker 1: Scottie. Yeah, my parents were in town the last couple

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Speaker 2: It is coming. March eighth, March eighth, let's hear it.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, March eighth. They like savings time that means

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Speaker 2: Write down your shirt, that's the best place to do it.

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Speaker 1: Which one did you like? Miami Mint, Miami Diad.

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Speaker 2: I had one last weekend. It was real delight. It

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Speaker 1: Good for you. I got one. Vicky sent this in.

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Speaker 1: your life anyways, Fox News, Massachusetts. Man using blowtorch on

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Speaker 1: go get yourself a fashional company and take care of

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Speaker 1: your ice. Earner said, don't get head, don't go up

435
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Speaker 1: on your roofs.

436
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Speaker 2: A professional company to take care of your ice. Oh

437
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Speaker 2: did he have ice hanging off of his gutters. Maybe

438
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Speaker 2: his gutters were full?

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Speaker 1: Oh, man, a neighborhood kid. They'll swing a saucer over there.

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Speaker 1: All we did when your kid was throw snowballs at

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Speaker 1: icicles to make them drop. It was a lovely experience.

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00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 2: Olive was OLIVI and Gus were doing it the other

443
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Speaker 2: day and I was like, don't that's the neighbor's house.

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Speaker 2: You're throwing ice balls towards a window. And they're like, no,

445
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Speaker 2: we are throwing them at icicles. And I was like,

446
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 2: and behind the icicle is a big old picture window.

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Speaker 2: You have to stop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And they don't listen. They don't listen. Kids don't like

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Speaker 2: to listen.

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Speaker 1: In college, we would throw snowballs at the amtrak that

452
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Speaker 1: would go behind our house. The Vermonter all the time,

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Speaker 1: we would hear it come in. We would all go

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Speaker 1: out back pack snowballs and just annihilate that thing as

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Speaker 1: many as you could throw. And you know the twenty

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Speaker 1: seconds it took to pass.

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Speaker 2: Oh was it like a high speed one? So it

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Speaker 2: was going pretty fast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was going pretty fast. But you could see

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Speaker 1: people sitting there and we our house had a little

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Speaker 1: section of woods and a little creek and then there,

462
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Speaker 1: but it was like thirty feet not very far. So

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Speaker 1: if four or five of us went out there, we

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Speaker 1: could probably we could get twenty five to thirty snowballs

465
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Speaker 1: hitting that thing pretty hard.

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Speaker 2: I finally did. Okay, so my update, my high speed

467
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Speaker 2: train update. I finally did ride the new Excella, the

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Speaker 2: new gen next gen Excella.

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Speaker 1: How is it.

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Speaker 2: It's nice in the fact that everything's new, like the

471
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Speaker 2: bathrooms are nicer and stuff like that. That's good, but

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Speaker 2: it does it does seem to be borrowing from airlines

473
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Speaker 2: a little too much. Like the seats are plastic seats

474
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Speaker 2: no longer go back, just the part that you sit

475
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Speaker 2: on goes forward. Remember, I mean, like that was what

476
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Speaker 2: was so cool about the old school Amtrak trains. As

477
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Speaker 2: you hit it, you go back and you're just like

478
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Speaker 2: I can fall asleep. This is nice, and you're not

479
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 2: inconveniencing the person behind you. No, so next Genisela. It's fine,

480
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 2: but come on, let's stop ruining everything. Let's stop making

481
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Speaker 2: everything a little bit worse. Let's try and make the

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Speaker 2: next version of the thing a little bit better. How

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Speaker 2: about that? How about that?

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Speaker 1: I love that. I agree with you. I think that

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00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense. Speaking of and this is

486
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Speaker 1: also for our friends at exactly right, Kurt and I

487
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: have an idea. We do big dumb stunt. We've done

488
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Speaker 1: it for years. We want to be the first people

489
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Speaker 1: to take away Moo from Los Angeles to New York,

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Speaker 1: or New York to Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: We'll also take it from Portland, Maine to Portland, Oregon.

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Speaker 1: We would also do Portland to Portland. And what we're

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Speaker 1: saying is we want a driverless Weymo or a series

494
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Speaker 1: of them. We understand that one of them needs to charge,

495
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Speaker 1: but the.

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Speaker 2: Role so they can just be waiting for us where

497
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Speaker 2: the other robot tells it to wait.

498
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Speaker 1: The good people of Weymo, we want to ride in

499
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Speaker 1: a car across the country, a driverless car, your car

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Speaker 1: while we podcast, Yes, many episodes in the backsts.

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Speaker 2: We could live stream for whatever the twenty four hours

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Speaker 2: that we're traveling.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we we want to be the first people to

504
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Speaker 1: podcast across the country in a Weamo. So if you

505
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Speaker 1: work at Waimo, or you work for a big PR

506
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: company that works with Weamo, or you work it exactly

507
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: right and you want to help us out, we want

508
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: to sit in every seat in a Waimo podcast, goof off,

509
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Speaker 1: live stream the entire way across leis Tazuni.

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Speaker 2: We do. We want to do Weaimo podcasting.

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Speaker 1: M h. We want to be the Waimo podcasting. If

512
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Speaker 1: you want Waymo bananas, we want to give you way

513
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Speaker 1: Moo bananas. Yeah, love it.

514
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Speaker 2: I'll tease us into a thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: La.

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Speaker 2: Man who gave alcohol to a hawk is charged?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I did see this one. That's good? Uh

518
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Speaker 1: do they like it? We'll never know.

519
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 2: We'll never know. We'll maybe find out.

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Speaker 1: Pete. Pete wants a thumb up his wife lou and

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Speaker 1: Lou is in quotes for her ongoing and dedication to

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Speaker 1: their family. Oh excuse me, devotion to their family. She

523
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: is the top of her game when she's at work,

524
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: and she still finds it time to be a wife,

525
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: a mom, a great sister. She's an og Bananamal and

526
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: she is the one who got Pete hooked on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Ye thumbs up to you, Lou, thanks for listening, Thanks

528
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: for being sounds like superwoman.

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Speaker 2: Thumbs up. I got one from Jonathan Staton who told

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00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 2: us about Vim Cherry. And another thumbs up to my

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Speaker 2: super smart and wonderful wife Ashley, who signed me up

532
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 2: for improv classes and I finally had the chance to

533
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 2: take the plunge and join the cult. It's been an

534
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 2: amazing time and helped me loosen up creatively and got

535
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 2: me feeling good enough to start and finish writing my

536
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 2: pilot for a comedy about a local newsroom. So yes,

537
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 2: good news all around. Thanks for being great to all

538
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 2: of the Banana's team. Please come to Toronto soon, Kurt,

539
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 2: You're so close. Come on, I know I want to come.

540
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: I want to come.

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Speaker 1: I would like to do Toronto on Bananas Live in Toronto.

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00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and weimo if we do Portland and Portland,

543
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Speaker 1: we'll do a Banana show at the Portland in Oregon

544
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: and Portland in Maine. We'll do a live show at

545
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: both of those WIMO Podcasts. We thumbs up to Erica

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00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: from your husband Christian. They're in the process of adopting

547
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: a child from India. It's a daunting process, but because

548
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: of Erica's amazing diligence, they have finally submitted their application.

549
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: Erica is also the director of development at a nonprofit

550
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: called Tree Folks in Austin, Texas. Thumbs up to Erica.

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00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: You sound like an all around great person who cares

552
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: about the planet and other people.

553
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 2: Tree folks. I don't know what tree Folks is, but

554
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: I bet you it's a lot like tree people in

555
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 2: La who a big shout out to Big thumbs up

556
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: to them, as well to everybody doing tree based work.

557
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 2: We salute you with our farberus high in the air.

558
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: Arberus everywhere, thumbs up to you.

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Speaker 2: Here's last But no, no, I got it. This is

560
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 2: what I need. This is what I need. All right.

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Speaker 2: You better not be skipping thumbs up because this is

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Speaker 2: what I need. I need recommendations from the bananimals dm

563
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 2: me at Kirk Browneler on Instagram. I need recommendations for

564
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 2: the best tree to plant in my front yard this

565
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: spring with my family so we can watch a tree

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Speaker 2: grow and leave a beautiful, lasting, beneficial friend for the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Great. I know it's not Bradford Pair. Those are real

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Speaker 1: pieces of shit, so scratch that off your list.

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Speaker 2: I'm not looking really for any fruiting trees, I would say,

570
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Speaker 2: just because it's a lot of rotting fruit and a

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Speaker 2: lot of rats, which I'm not interested in.

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Speaker 1: I'm an arborous fan gardeners. I'll ask my sister. My

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Speaker 1: sister's a master gardener. She got awarded a master She's

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Speaker 1: a MG master gardener.

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Speaker 2: Where did she get Is this an award or is it.

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Speaker 1: It's a something you It's like a certification.

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Speaker 2: From a nursery or from a school.

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Speaker 1: From like an institution. She is a master gardner, all right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: ask I didn't even know she was going for it.

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Speaker 1: I'll ask her. You know, I'm a sucker for a

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Speaker 1: Magnolia treat, but we'll get into that another time.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Magnolia's treat. Magnolia's don't grow out here, brih.

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Speaker 1: They'll probably die. Isla Birch, one of our favorite bananimals,

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Speaker 1: a true top shelf, wants to give two huge thumbs

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Speaker 1: up to her husband, Brian. Brian rewarded Pediatrician of the

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Speaker 1: Year in the state of Idaho by the American Academy

587
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Speaker 1: of Pediatrics. He has done everything he can to debunk

588
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Speaker 1: misinformation around vaccines and he always advocates for his patients

589
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Speaker 1: and their families. So double thumbs up to doctor Brian Birches.

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Speaker 2: Doctor Brian DBB.

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Speaker 1: I think, uh DBB the bests in this world. And

592
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Speaker 1: have fun up there, beautiful state. We can definitely agree

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Speaker 1: that the state beautiful is looking.

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Speaker 2: A gorgeous, beautiful looking place.

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Speaker 1: It's great looking state with tons of gemstones, and we

596
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: can definitely all agree on those two things.

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Speaker 2: This was sent him by Kelly Glenn. Thank you Kelly Glenn.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, good name LA.

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00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 2: Man who gave alcohol the hawk is charged. This was

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Speaker 2: an NBC News sure, and it's by Dennis Romero. This

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Speaker 2: was this came out yet today, No yesterday. A Los

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Speaker 2: Angeles man was sentenced to forty five days in jail

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Speaker 2: and a year of probation after video showed him giving

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Speaker 2: a protected juvenile hawk a sip of alcohol. To park,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even have a hawk drink. How

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Speaker 2: do they know he drank it? He's got a little

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Speaker 2: curved beak. I don't understand him anyway. Caesar Gustavo Diez

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Speaker 2: twenty five. He's twenty five years old. Folks, Wow, you

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Speaker 2: should if you give alcohol to a hawk your first time,

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Speaker 2: did you be a slap on the wrist? Agreed a

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Speaker 2: slap on the wrist for the first time? You feed

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Speaker 2: it out a buzzball to a hawk, Okay, and that

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Speaker 2: is what.

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Speaker 1: He gave it to.

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00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 2: Gave him it was a buzzball. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Oh no way. I think a woman owned business, well business, buzzball.

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Speaker 1: I've had more than my share of buzzballs. My first

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Speaker 1: home was, Oh, Kurt, I had a million buzzballs, but

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Speaker 1: I think the first ones I ever had was at

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Speaker 1: your wedding.

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Speaker 2: You had a buzzball at my wedding.

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Speaker 1: My wedding do a beach house.

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Speaker 2: At the beach house. That was fun.

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Speaker 1: I think I was pet But my buddy Blake work

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Speaker 1: all its Blake Anderson. He's basically sponsored by buzzballs. At

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Speaker 1: this point. Whenever I'm at any party with him, the

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Speaker 1: buzzballs are flowing. I've truly had That's.

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Speaker 2: Fucking crazy to me. In my mind, a buzzball tastes

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Speaker 2: like a little hug. Do you remember little.

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Speaker 1: Hugs, Oh huggers. He had the little barrel drinks.

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Speaker 2: The little barrel drinks. It tastes like that with alcohol

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Speaker 2: in it, does it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean there's a ton of flavors. There's a

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Speaker 1: ton of the same.

635
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 2: Way that little hugs all taste the same, no matter

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Speaker 2: what the flavor.

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00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, this is more like flavor ice. I would

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Speaker 1: say this is like a green one tastes a little

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00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: more like sour. The orange one taste a little more

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Speaker 1: like orange. Is a penut clotters a month, but there

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Speaker 1: I will say. You don't want to have more than

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Speaker 1: two at night, not that you're gonna get drunk. The hangover. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's tough. There's a lot of sugar involved.

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Speaker 2: But you've seen the big buzzballs or it's just like

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Speaker 2: this is oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well cuckoo. Yeah. If if you invite me to

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Speaker 1: your co ed baby shower, I'm coming with my own baby.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be swaddled. It's gonna be three giant

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Speaker 1: buzzballs and I'm nailing them all. I don't want to come.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to come, Okay.

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Speaker 2: He pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of animal

652
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Speaker 2: cruelty court record show a second misdemeanor charge capturing or

653
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Speaker 2: possessing a bird. He captured it. I mean, first off,

654
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Speaker 2: let's give this guy his props for being able to

655
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 2: capture all hawk, and then for his fourth fitan thinking

656
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Speaker 2: maybe he wants to have a buzzball and it drank it.

657
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 2: The bird drank it, so I think it's the bird's fault.

658
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 2: Maybe the bird should be in jail.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in AA.

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Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. California Apartment of Fishing Wildlie announced last week

661
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Speaker 2: sentencing on Tuesday, saying it's Special Operations Unit. Special Operations

662
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 2: Unit investigated DEAs after concern members of the public pointed

663
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 2: out the video That video involved at juvenile Cooper's hawk

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Speaker 2: protected under federal in California. A lot of those given

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Speaker 2: a taste to alcohol at Amelia Mayberry Park in South

666
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Speaker 2: Whittier community, about sixteen miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles

667
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Speaker 2: on June fifteenth. Images provided by the Department of Fishing

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Speaker 2: Wildlife show the raptor sipping from what appears to be

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Speaker 2: at buzzballs, ready to drink cocktail in its green spherical container.

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Speaker 2: Investigators conducted five judge approved searches look, we've never we

671
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Speaker 2: haven't seen the video. So people, if you've seen this

672
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Speaker 2: video and it's made you mad or anything like that,

673
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: then we're we're on your side. But we're just saying

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Speaker 2: forty five days in jail seems like too much for

675
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Speaker 2: this guy. But too much, It just seems a little excessive.

676
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Speaker 2: When investigators were ready to arrest he As, he was

677
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Speaker 2: found in custody on unrelated charges, maybe he's not a

678
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 2: great guy, okay, and told investigators he had released the hawk.

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Speaker 2: According to court records, Das serve forty four of his

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Speaker 2: forty five days ahead of sentencing. Okay, probably with the

681
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Speaker 2: help of credit for good behavior. So see, he's already done.

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Speaker 2: Two public defenders were sending him his sentence and clime. Okay,

683
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Speaker 2: he's got twenty four sessions of animal cruelty counseling program.

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Speaker 2: That's good. A five year ban on having animals under

685
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Speaker 2: his care, that's fine, makes sense, a ten year ban

686
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 2: on possessing firearms okay, good. And two hundred and twenty

687
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 2: dollars in fines that's not too much. Okay, we're missing something,

688
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Speaker 2: saying something.

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Speaker 1: There's more to this story than we can understand. Because

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Speaker 1: if one if I had the ability to catch a

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Speaker 1: hawk with my hands. But here's the deal, not be podcasting.

692
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: I would be traveling the world catching hawks.

693
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the photo Scottie, and no one mentions

694
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Speaker 2: that he also has a joint in his mouth, and.

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00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: The hawk has a joint.

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Speaker 2: The hawk's holding a joint in his mouth. What looks

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Speaker 2: like maybe it's a stick. But also the hawk is

698
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 2: not trapped in any way, shape or form. The hawk

699
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: is just sitting there. But maybe it's a juvenile. Maybe

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Speaker 2: it's a baby hawk done nhs.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't a nibble of a tequila rita or whatever apple somethingusion.

702
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 2: Exactly, Maybe that hawk, it's a baby hawk. And the

703
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: first thing off that buzzball and thinks the buzzball is

704
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Speaker 2: it's mom. You can't you don't know.

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00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: Maybe he has a union job. Maybe he's a pipe fitter.

706
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: Maybe he got laid off, he's having a rough day.

707
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: He's out there pounding the air pavement looking for employment.

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Speaker 1: He's got chicks to feed.

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00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 2: Exactly, he's a guy with.

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Speaker 1: A joint hanging out of his mouth, hanging out in

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Speaker 1: the park. He swoops down, takes a little, a little

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00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: nibble off a buzzball. Yeah, we've all been there.

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Speaker 2: Is it at a playground where children are?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is. Of course we could go round.

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Speaker 2: Of course. This is feeding a hawk and a dangerous

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00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 2: hawk alcohol from a buzzball at a children's playground. Of

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00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: course he is. That's the kind of guy he is.

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Speaker 1: Where is he?

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Speaker 2: Where else is he hanging out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What could go wrong? Man? All right, well, these

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Speaker 1: things happen.

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Speaker 2: These things happen.

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Speaker 1: Uh this one, you know, where are the coldest take

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Speaker 1: guys in the biz? And that's we could we can

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Speaker 1: quote that, but uh, this one, this one heats me up,

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Speaker 1: all right? Uh? Lucy sent this in. Thank you, Lucy.

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Speaker 1: This was in BBC dot Com, written by Becky Bowden,

728
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Speaker 1: who is what's in the bills? Lollipop man told us

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Speaker 1: stop giving kids high fives. Lollipop man told to stop

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Speaker 1: giving kids.

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Speaker 2: Now see now where I'm on the other side, Yeah, man,

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Speaker 2: stop giving the kids high five. Lollipop man.

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Speaker 1: Is a I'm guessing British term for a crossing guard

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Speaker 1: school crossing guard.

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Speaker 2: No it is, what are you talking about? So the

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Speaker 2: signs like lollipop Lollipop man told to stop giving kids.

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Speaker 2: See now I'm back on his side, lollipop man give

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Speaker 2: the kids high fight. I thought it was a guy

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00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 2: going around with lollipops trying to get kids to touch

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Speaker 2: his hand.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I would do that story. Creepy as hell.

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00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: A lollipop man said he could no longer give children

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Speaker 1: high fives while they're crossing the road because it slows

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Speaker 1: down traffic.

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00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 2: Is this in what is this in BBC? This is

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Speaker 2: the BBC. BBC just saying so. Reporters from the BBC

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Speaker 2: are typing the lollipop man over and over again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. His name is Neil Cotton. By the way, Neil,

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Speaker 1: I bet you, I bet you.

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Speaker 2: They don't even call lollipops lollipops. They probably call them

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Speaker 2: suckers or something.

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00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: Suckers. Yeah, yeah, treatise stick.

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00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 2: This is a stick pudding.

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Speaker 1: They love sweets over there, man, they do, they do.

755
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: The baking show could have only started over there you.

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00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They love it. They love it. We

757
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: used to. I had a friend in college in exchange

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00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: shoot named Becca. She was wonderful. I've completely lost touch

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00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: with her.

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00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 2: Rebecca exchanged from New Jersey, Yeah, Fritish Beck.

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00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 1: And we had a super Bowl party at our house

762
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: and the Patriots are playing, and she brought over half

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00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: a pineapple and it was pineapple cubes, geese cubes and

764
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: mini sausages stuck into it like a hedgehog. That's the

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Speaker 1: apetizers she brought. It was wonderfully British.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we're talking. We're talking pineapple face like cut

767
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: in half and then the and then the flat side

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Speaker 2: down so the rough skin is sticking still there, and then.

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Speaker 1: And then the rough skin like would be a toothpick

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Speaker 1: with a little smoky sausage on it, A chunk of cheddar,

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00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: a square of cheddar, and a square of pineapple. That's

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Speaker 1: what she brought.

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00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 2: That sounds I fucking I love that delightfully British. Have

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00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 2: you heard of that?

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00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: That is also somebody has.

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00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 2: But also it does seem like what British people would imagine.

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00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 2: Americans would like. It's it's slightly off, but also we

778
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 2: would like it. That definitely is something we would like.

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00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 2: We ate the whole thing, of course, I want to

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00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 2: eat the whole thing.

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00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 1: The most shocking thing to me is just picturing pineapples

782
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: in England. It's like apt when the pineapple to England,

783
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: that must be on national holiday there the flavor explosion

784
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: that erupted on that stony, rocky aisle when the most sweet, tart,

785
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: delicious juicy fruit finally came by boat. My god. Neil Cotton,

786
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: fifty seven years young, has been working as a school

787
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: crossing patrol officer in Howard in East Yorkshire for about

788
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 1: two years. In a social media post, he said he

789
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: could not high five to the children anymore because quote

790
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,720
Speaker 1: it upsets some drivers having to wait another ten seconds.

791
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: This is everything that's wrong with society. By the way,

792
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: East Riding of Yorkshire counter said it was vitally important

793
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 1: children learned to cross the road safely without any distraction. Wrong.

794
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: Come on, that's not true high fiving a crossing guard.

795
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 1: That what are we doing?

796
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 2: That's communicable?

797
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: That people? Yeah, this is like sure, we all like

798
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,760
Speaker 1: to do self checkouts sometimes, but you know what sometimes

799
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 1: get line as the person and how they're doing. If

800
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: you're not in a rush, what we gotta connect high

801
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: five with an older person when your kid you feel

802
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: so cool, You feel like this adult is seeing me

803
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: there they think I'm fine. This one, Like I said,

804
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm heated about this. This is my heated rivalry in

805
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: every way. Mister Cotton helps children from infant, junior and

806
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: secondary schools and how to cross the junction known as

807
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: cross Keys Corner. His social media post received more than

808
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: one hundred comments before it was taken down on the

809
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: school run. Kirsty Willcox told BBC North I think it's wrong.

810
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: Why shouldn't he What's wrong with it? Exactly, Christian will Cox.

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00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: It puts a smile on kids faces. My son does

812
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: it all the time, but now he gets upset because

813
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: he's not allowed to do it.

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00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 2: Of course, who like, how did this happen? What like

815
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 2: someone who told him he can't? Is there a kid?

816
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 2: And the King came down and told lollipop men not

817
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 2: to slap the hands of the children.

818
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: What the lollipop man high five your children? What the

819
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,280
Speaker 1: hell is happening? Teresa Halt says it's silly. It literally

820
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: takes seconds. It gives a child a little bit of happiness.

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00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: He's great with my little boy, he seems he sees

822
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: him and has a friendly face. Driver Tony Brook described

823
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: this as rules gone mad. It's absurd just to high

824
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: five them. I don't see any problem with that, he

825
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: said again. So then they said East Riding Yorkshire Council

826
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: said the council said, it's vitally important children learned across

827
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Speaker 1: the road safely, concentrating without distractions, walking carefully, and being

828
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: vigilant of the traffic around them. In this particular case,

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00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: one of our officers spoke with the crossing patrol and

830
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: simply reminded him to not have any distractions with the

831
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Speaker 1: children while they're crossing. So it's this stupid counsel. This

832
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: is so dumb. Anyways, shout out to all the crossing guards.

833
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: They're usually retired people and care about their community. When

834
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: to get out of their house and do something positive, yeah,

835
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: that is crazy to me.

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Speaker 2: We are dedicating this episode to all the lollipop people,

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00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,919
Speaker 2: men and women, all the lollipop persons that are out

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00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 2: there today working hard keeping kids safe. We salute you,

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00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: lollipop persons. We salute you.

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00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: We absolutely do. And you don't have to complain about everything. Guys,

841
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: if you don't like to see the joy on school

842
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: children's facebooks.

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00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 2: Your eyes and drive, yeah into a lake and hit

844
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 2: the lock the doors.

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00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: This is what is wrong with society. We salute you,

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00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: lollipop persons everywhere.

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00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening. Everyone, We love you.

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