WEBVTT - DONKEY: Man Flashed The Highway Because He "Needed Excitement In His Life"

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<v Speaker 1>With then it's time don't give around here. Yes you

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<v Speaker 1>are a donkey fIF What the hell? What the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Some donkey today is just sai themselves. Oh man, Charlamagne,

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<v Speaker 1>who are you giving donzre to do your name well? Rob?

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<v Speaker 1>For nine Donkey to Day for Tuesday November twenty fifth,

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<v Speaker 1>damn thanks giving it a couple of days. Huh. Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fifth Donkey Day for Tuesday twenty fifth goes to

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<v Speaker 1>a thirty year old Iowa man named the non Ari.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me start off by telling you all that the

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<v Speaker 1>nod has been charged with two counts of indecent exposure. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what is in decent exposure? And decent exposure is a

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<v Speaker 1>deliberate act of exposing one's genitals in a public place

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<v Speaker 1>that is likely to cause offense or alarm to uthers.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be pulling out your pep and public people. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't pull out your wienie at Walgreens, Your peca

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<v Speaker 1>can't be pulled out in the Piglowiggly, do not pull

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<v Speaker 1>your Johnson out in the Jersey Mike's. It's a damn

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<v Speaker 1>shame I have to be the one to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>these things. But apparently that is the society we live in. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>According to a criminal complaint the noon, who is the

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<v Speaker 1>big ass age of thirty thirty years old? Okay, thirty

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<v Speaker 1>Steph Curry's number. That is not a little number. He

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<v Speaker 1>should know better, but apparently he does it. According to

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<v Speaker 1>this criminal complaint, drivers saw Denon standing at the back

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<v Speaker 1>of his car as he exposed his genitals the oncoming drivers. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this man Denn was shifting gears and he wasn't even

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<v Speaker 1>in a car. I bet you can't wait to know

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<v Speaker 1>what highway he was on right invY? Nope, huh for

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<v Speaker 1>two days in a row on two different interstates. The

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<v Speaker 1>first incident he was out there at seven thirty a m.

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<v Speaker 1>Morning shift on I eighty near Oxford in Iowa. The

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<v Speaker 1>second incident was reported around three thirty pm after known

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<v Speaker 1>shift on Interstate three eighty near North Liberty. Unseething and

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<v Speaker 1>the trials's snake and traffic is insanity, okay, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>the world we live in, all right now. What concerns

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<v Speaker 1>me about this situation? As this young man told sheriff's

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<v Speaker 1>deputies that he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently

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<v Speaker 1>missing in his blah life. Those are his words. He

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<v Speaker 1>said he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently missing

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<v Speaker 1>in his bla life. So you needed excitement in your life,

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<v Speaker 1>so you decided to present the meat stick on the interestate.

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<v Speaker 1>You needed excitement in your life, so you decided to

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<v Speaker 1>whip out the one eyed monster in traffic. All right, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to decriminalize sex work, all right, make prostitution legal.

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<v Speaker 1>This man was simply feeling frisky. He was a little

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<v Speaker 1>hot and bothered. He could use a hug that turns

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<v Speaker 1>into sex. Right now, what do you mean you needed

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<v Speaker 1>excitement in your life? Young man? By excitement, you mean

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<v Speaker 1>you needed change. He wanted cheeks, he wanted that penis snuggie,

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<v Speaker 1>that bearded clam, that baby cannon. Listen, young men, you

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<v Speaker 1>full of testoterone, find a young woman to call your

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<v Speaker 1>wife and enjoy life, all right, don't tell me you

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<v Speaker 1>needed excitement. When people are looking for excitement, okay, they

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<v Speaker 1>change environments, all right. That's what normal people do when

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<v Speaker 1>they looking for excitement. They just go change environments. Work

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<v Speaker 1>from a new spot each week, go on a microadventure,

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<v Speaker 1>take different routes the familiar places. Okay, add a little

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<v Speaker 1>color to your home environment. That's what you do when

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<v Speaker 1>you're looking for excitement. When you horned though, you want

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<v Speaker 1>that meat muffin. That's what Denan wanted. Sexes ex all right,

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<v Speaker 1>talking about he needed excitement. No, you need a girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. People who want excitement set challenges every month.

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<v Speaker 1>They go do some long distance running of thirty day

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<v Speaker 1>boxing challenge, ads, spontaneous adventures to your calendar. Go to

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<v Speaker 1>a new restaurant, okay, a random comedy show. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of ways to bring excitement to a black life.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, no, no, Denan, you are not being honest

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<v Speaker 1>with yourself. You were a hornet, okay, a growing gobbling

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<v Speaker 1>a LUTs lizard, all right. That was you, Denon. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you were ever wondering what purpose of p diddy

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<v Speaker 1>freak off served, look no further than sir horny a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>Denon Awry, Please give this young man the sweet sounds

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<v Speaker 1>of the hamiltones. Oh no, you are the dog of

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<v Speaker 1>the day, the dog all the day. Ye I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be over there texting ferociously, you abitiously, moving your thumbs

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<v Speaker 1>launching the non awry Lauren is actually that's who's texting me?

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<v Speaker 1>Hell was Laura texted you from the beach from for

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<v Speaker 1>this next topic right here. Thank you for that dog

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<v Speaker 1>he today. She sent me a bunch of middle fingers too.

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<v Speaker 1>She's texting you too. Okay, okay, okay, you funny today. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Adams was good, okay, alright, Well, thank you for that

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<v Speaker 1>donkey today, Yes, ma'am.