1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: With then it's time don't give around here. Yes you 2 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: are a donkey fIF What the hell? What the hell? 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: Some donkey today is just sai themselves. Oh man, Charlamagne, 4 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: who are you giving donzre to do your name well? Rob? 5 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: For nine Donkey to Day for Tuesday November twenty fifth, 6 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: damn thanks giving it a couple of days. Huh. Tuesday 7 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: twenty fifth Donkey Day for Tuesday twenty fifth goes to 8 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: a thirty year old Iowa man named the non Ari. 9 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: Let me start off by telling you all that the 10 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: nod has been charged with two counts of indecent exposure. Okay, 11 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: what is in decent exposure? And decent exposure is a 12 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: deliberate act of exposing one's genitals in a public place 13 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: that is likely to cause offense or alarm to uthers. 14 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: You can't be pulling out your pep and public people. Okay. 15 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: You can't pull out your wienie at Walgreens, Your peca 16 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: can't be pulled out in the Piglowiggly, do not pull 17 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: your Johnson out in the Jersey Mike's. It's a damn 18 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: shame I have to be the one to tell you 19 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 1: these things. But apparently that is the society we live in. Okay. 20 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: According to a criminal complaint the noon, who is the 21 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: big ass age of thirty thirty years old? Okay, thirty 22 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: Steph Curry's number. That is not a little number. He 23 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: should know better, but apparently he does it. According to 24 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: this criminal complaint, drivers saw Denon standing at the back 25 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: of his car as he exposed his genitals the oncoming drivers. Okay, 26 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 1: this man Denn was shifting gears and he wasn't even 27 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: in a car. I bet you can't wait to know 28 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: what highway he was on right invY? Nope, huh for 29 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: two days in a row on two different interstates. The 30 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: first incident he was out there at seven thirty a m. 31 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: Morning shift on I eighty near Oxford in Iowa. The 32 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: second incident was reported around three thirty pm after known 33 00:01:55,920 --> 00:02:00,040 Speaker 1: shift on Interstate three eighty near North Liberty. Unseething and 34 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: the trials's snake and traffic is insanity, okay, but that's 35 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: the world we live in, all right now. What concerns 36 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: me about this situation? As this young man told sheriff's 37 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,399 Speaker 1: deputies that he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently 38 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: missing in his blah life. Those are his words. He 39 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: said he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently missing 40 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: in his bla life. So you needed excitement in your life, 41 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: so you decided to present the meat stick on the interestate. 42 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: You needed excitement in your life, so you decided to 43 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:35,239 Speaker 1: whip out the one eyed monster in traffic. All right, guys, 44 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: it's time to decriminalize sex work, all right, make prostitution legal. 45 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: This man was simply feeling frisky. He was a little 46 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,239 Speaker 1: hot and bothered. He could use a hug that turns 47 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: into sex. Right now, what do you mean you needed 48 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: excitement in your life? Young man? By excitement, you mean 49 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 1: you needed change. He wanted cheeks, he wanted that penis snuggie, 50 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: that bearded clam, that baby cannon. Listen, young men, you 51 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: full of testoterone, find a young woman to call your 52 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: wife and enjoy life, all right, don't tell me you 53 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,359 Speaker 1: needed excitement. When people are looking for excitement, okay, they 54 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: change environments, all right. That's what normal people do when 55 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: they looking for excitement. They just go change environments. Work 56 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: from a new spot each week, go on a microadventure, 57 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: take different routes the familiar places. Okay, add a little 58 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 1: color to your home environment. That's what you do when 59 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: you're looking for excitement. When you horned though, you want 60 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: that meat muffin. That's what Denan wanted. Sexes ex all right, 61 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: talking about he needed excitement. No, you need a girlfriend, 62 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: all right. People who want excitement set challenges every month. 63 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: They go do some long distance running of thirty day 64 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: boxing challenge, ads, spontaneous adventures to your calendar. Go to 65 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: a new restaurant, okay, a random comedy show. There's a 66 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: lot of ways to bring excitement to a black life. 67 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: But no, no, no, Denan, you are not being honest 68 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: with yourself. You were a hornet, okay, a growing gobbling 69 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: a LUTs lizard, all right. That was you, Denon. And 70 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: if you were ever wondering what purpose of p diddy 71 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 1: freak off served, look no further than sir horny a lot, 72 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: Denon Awry, Please give this young man the sweet sounds 73 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: of the hamiltones. Oh no, you are the dog of 74 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: the day, the dog all the day. Ye I'm gonna 75 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 1: be over there texting ferociously, you abitiously, moving your thumbs 76 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 1: launching the non awry Lauren is actually that's who's texting me? 77 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 1: Hell was Laura texted you from the beach from for 78 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: this next topic right here. Thank you for that dog 79 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 1: he today. She sent me a bunch of middle fingers too. 80 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: She's texting you too. Okay, okay, okay, you funny today. No, 81 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,039 Speaker 1: Adams was good, okay, alright, Well, thank you for that 82 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 1: donkey today, Yes, ma'am.