Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tama Judge, and
Speaker 2: we are here to talk about Southern Charm Season ten,
Speaker 2: episode three.
Speaker 3: Yes, and we interviewed shop. Yeah, or I should say
Speaker 3: you interviewed.
Speaker 4: I tried to let I could.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, Teddy, I'm like, it.
Speaker 4: Was like our Ramona interview when the whole time She's like, camera, well.
Speaker 3: It's because you guys have a history and you grew
Speaker 3: up together.
Speaker 1: I don't know most people know that.
Speaker 4: But you went to school with shep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've heard each other to our little kids. But
Speaker 2: that's where I think we have to just like when
Speaker 2: we know one of us is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just I mean, god forbid. I asked him one
Speaker 3: question and he got he snapped at me.
Speaker 4: Would you ask me?
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you have a job?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So many of my fans like and then.
Speaker 4: He's like, Teddy, you know I don't have a job.
Speaker 1: Like I would never have a job.
Speaker 3: I will never report to anybody or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well you do.
Speaker 4: It's called Bravo. Yeah, just say it my only job
Speaker 4: to job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, he said he was an investor.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: So it starts off with JT gives himself a shot
Speaker 2: for his type one diabetes medication in the butt before
Speaker 2: riding his.
Speaker 1: Notot for weight loss.
Speaker 2: It's not ozmpic, not ozimb opic diabetes shot.
Speaker 4: He has a hard time writing this.
Speaker 2: He had to start over a couple of times. What
Speaker 2: he finished with, which I don't think was the best.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't the worst, but it wasn't the best.
Speaker 1: When was the last time you sat down and.
Speaker 2: Wrote I write like, I'll write thank you letting you do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it says, please accept this apology from my lack
Speaker 2: of respect at the Carolina Cup. My intent was meant
Speaker 2: as a sign of inclusion and solidarity, but admittedly I
Speaker 2: most certainly missed the mark. I apologize for that with
Speaker 2: warm regards JT.
Speaker 3: Now, inclusion, I remember last year it was the first
Speaker 3: time I really heard somebody use it in a way
Speaker 3: like Heather told Katie that she invited her to Sonoma
Speaker 3: or whatever and inclusion and I'm like, wait, is that
Speaker 3: like an insult?
Speaker 1: The only reason you're invited?
Speaker 4: So everybody can be included.
Speaker 1: Inclusivity and inclusivities.
Speaker 4: She was inviting you to be inclusive.
Speaker 2: But I really felt like, instead of this being an
Speaker 2: apology letter, it may as well have been his eulogy
Speaker 2: because JT is finished.
Speaker 1: He's done.
Speaker 3: JT writing the letter most certainly made me want to
Speaker 3: bitch slap him with warmest.
Speaker 2: Regards, with warmest regards. And also, I just read Queens
Speaker 2: of Bravo posted.
Speaker 4: You're not going to be happy about this.
Speaker 2: No, he's JT has resumed filming confessionals Ille listen.
Speaker 3: I kind of felt like that was going to happen.
Speaker 1: He probably had a moment.
Speaker 3: He got pissed off, he left, he had a.
Speaker 1: Cool down period.
Speaker 3: Robo was nice enough to let him back to finish.
Speaker 3: Do I think he's gonna be back next season?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You pull shit like that.
Speaker 3: They're like, see ya.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wonder what his confessionals can even be
Speaker 2: at this point an apology tour.
Speaker 1: Well, probably he'll probably be at the reunion as well. Well.
Speaker 4: Shep and Little Craig are meeting Austin for lunch. They're waitress.
Speaker 3: Ask you a question I forgot to ask Shep this.
Speaker 4: Why is Dog's name? Little Craig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why did he name him after Craig.
Speaker 2: Maybe he likes little Craig version. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: my next dog is for sure going to be Little.
Speaker 1: Tam, Great Little Tam.
Speaker 2: The waitress name is Madison, and as Austin admits, there
Speaker 2: was a time where that name alone would trigger him.
Speaker 2: Austin and Shep are getting vulnerable with each other, and
Speaker 2: they complain that they can't do this type of thing
Speaker 2: with Craig. At this point, Craig's just a walking pr
Speaker 2: person for himself, too, scared that any little thing could
Speaker 2: ruin his image. Craig went from a partier to want
Speaker 2: to be lawyer, and now he's trying to be Martha Stewart.
Speaker 4: Do we think that Shep and Austin are jealous of
Speaker 4: Craig's success that he built off the show.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's that or they're like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, Craig's not a frat boy anymore. Like Craig
Speaker 3: is growing up. Great Craig is in a committed relationship
Speaker 3: for a long time, his business has taken off. He's
Speaker 3: a big boy now. Yeah, these other two are like
Speaker 3: college roommates.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that Craig has made a lot of mistakes,
Speaker 2: but using this show to create a viable business, it's
Speaker 2: probably not one of them. That's yeah, I would say
Speaker 2: that's a coup, but we have seen a lot.
Speaker 3: But they also like ripped him apart, toss him under
Speaker 3: the bus and tell him saying that he's like been
Speaker 3: on adderall And by the way, Chuck talked about it
Speaker 3: on when we interviewed to He's like, oh, yeah, he.
Speaker 4: Was on adderall all the time.
Speaker 3: I feel like because I went back and watched season
Speaker 3: one and Craig has changed the most. He was like
Speaker 3: a little boy.
Speaker 4: Why did I see something?
Speaker 2: Was the Summerhouse trailer released because there's reports that Craig
Speaker 2: and Page may not make it by something that was
Speaker 2: in the trailer.
Speaker 1: No, I doubt it.
Speaker 3: But when they called him Martha Stewart.
Speaker 4: That was funny. And then they showed him fluffing the pillows.
Speaker 3: Selling spetulism nutcrackers.
Speaker 2: Then Craig and Page are having Madison over at the house.
Speaker 2: Madison comes over in the same outfit as Page. They
Speaker 2: decided to take their shirt their tops off at the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 1: Who wore it better?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: They both look cute, but is it is it Madison's
Speaker 3: Vichy line?
Speaker 4: Is it? I think so, I am.
Speaker 3: But there is a pink and white outfit like tweed
Speaker 3: outfit like that on the Vichy.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But at this point, Madison opens up and talks about
Speaker 2: Brett's thyroid cancer, which Page didn't know about, and then
Speaker 2: she says the last thing that she needs to deal
Speaker 2: with right now is the spreading rumors the weasel.
Speaker 1: She diagnosed him as a weasel.
Speaker 4: Listen, he is pretty weasily.
Speaker 2: Then, Rodrigo and Tyler stop at a local pet shop
Speaker 2: to grab some treats for their dogs thirteenth birthday party.
Speaker 4: Everyone's invited except for JT.
Speaker 2: How would you react being invited to a dog's birthday party?
Speaker 3: Well, I can say that I've never been to one.
Speaker 3: I can also say that I love my dog very much,
Speaker 3: and I would probably never have a birthday party for him,
Speaker 3: like acknowledging his birthday within the family, like, oh, Rugby
Speaker 3: at your birthday, yay, whatever, let's give you a little treat.
Speaker 4: But at first I thought, oh my god, this.
Speaker 1: Is so stupid.
Speaker 3: How many I mean, Rules has done it, other shows
Speaker 3: have done it.
Speaker 1: It was actually really cute.
Speaker 4: It was cute, but I'd rather give you They.
Speaker 3: Called Doggy Parton like Dolly Parton, and they had wigs
Speaker 3: on the dogs.
Speaker 4: But the dogs hated getting the wigs dogs.
Speaker 2: It's like when you make your kids dress up ridiculous
Speaker 2: for a birthday party and there I'm not.
Speaker 3: Going to ever throw a birthday party for Rugby.
Speaker 4: Would I be invited?
Speaker 1: You don't have dogs, you can come?
Speaker 2: Well, I could just like some of the others, just
Speaker 2: borrowing other friends dogs.
Speaker 4: But to be perfectly honest, I would rather.
Speaker 2: Give JT a shot in his ass than attend a
Speaker 2: dog birthday party.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just another reason to film and have
Speaker 3: drinks and whatever. I mean, everybody bring the like in
Speaker 3: real life I've only seen done on reality shows.
Speaker 4: But that many dogs in one place that don't know
Speaker 4: each other.
Speaker 1: That also doesn't sound like sound.
Speaker 2: Recipe for disaster. Then we're at Miss Patricia's house. JT
Speaker 2: slips his handwritten letter into her mail slot. Patricia reads
Speaker 2: the letter and judges it down from his handwriting to
Speaker 2: the language he used.
Speaker 4: Then she calls him an annoying gnat. I hated that competition.
Speaker 2: I was like, am I am the name in common
Speaker 2: with JT, you're behavior similar to him. No, my gosh,
Speaker 2: have each other's backs. Now, we're both in the same
Speaker 2: insects family.
Speaker 1: Probably better than a flea.
Speaker 4: No, fleas are very small.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they do a lot of damage, better than lice,
Speaker 3: very much better than lice. That's like, yeah, that shit
Speaker 3: doesn't go away unless you treat it.
Speaker 2: Whitney doesn't think JT called his mother a bitch, considering
Speaker 2: Craig as a tendency to twist the truth.
Speaker 3: Oh, you think you're finding out that Craig is quite
Speaker 3: the storyteller and he knows it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then editors new to remind us in case.
Speaker 1: We forgot Yes, and it's not a liar.
Speaker 3: He's not a liar, he's a storyteller.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then we get to Sienna As visiting Shep for the weekend.
Speaker 2: SHEP reminds his girlfriend that she's going to meet Taylor,
Speaker 2: but Sianna doesn't seem the least be a concern.
Speaker 4: Do you think that she gives like main character energy
Speaker 4: or you think she's shut up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean she's cute.
Speaker 3: She actually reminds me of my son's girlfriend Jordan a
Speaker 3: lot of like same bubbly personality. I think she wants
Speaker 3: to be a star.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I kind of.
Speaker 3: I don't know this for a fact, but I have
Speaker 3: a feeling she's wish up because she wants me on TV.
Speaker 3: Shep might have thought twice about the skinny vanilla latte
Speaker 3: and the dog fart and in her face the first
Speaker 3: night she's over his house like that, might might think that.
Speaker 4: No, Then Molly and Sally are on a walk together.
Speaker 2: Mollie knows Whitney can be an insensitive asshole, but she
Speaker 2: finds his ways, but he finds his ways to justify
Speaker 2: it in her head. She even says in her confessional,
Speaker 2: maybe he's flirting with me by calling me fat.
Speaker 3: You're not in elementary school, but you're also not fat,
Speaker 3: Like it's not so if you have mom.
Speaker 1: This boy keeps hitting me in the head at school.
Speaker 4: You know, No, he was being a dick trying to
Speaker 4: have any in kindergarten. It's not something you wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: Sally recalls the one night she had to kick Shep
Speaker 2: out of her house at two am and call him
Speaker 2: an uber because he wouldn't leave. She doesn't regret having
Speaker 2: sex with him, but she's definitely not bragging about it.
Speaker 2: Well you're talking about it on Nationale.
Speaker 3: Sally's left with Shep and Gaston. Yeah, Sally diated Ghastan
Speaker 3: for three months and now Taylor's with him.
Speaker 1: This is like what the housewife is going on.
Speaker 2: Well, Sally is saying that Gaston was kind of a cheater.
Speaker 4: Cheater pumpkin eater is what she's alleging.
Speaker 1: I think they all are.
Speaker 2: She said she had high hopes for that relationship, but
Speaker 2: he was cheating on her the entire time, the entire
Speaker 2: three months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those entire three months is not even like a
Speaker 3: real relationship, is it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like I need to see a
Speaker 2: little bit more guessed on. But I Sally and Molly
Speaker 2: don't seem to have the world's best taste.
Speaker 4: No, no, Mollie, Sally and Taylor.
Speaker 1: Well, they've all been banging these same guys.
Speaker 2: Well, then Taylor facetimes Gaston before the party. Taylor mentions
Speaker 2: Gaston isn't as forgiving as her and doesn't see the
Speaker 2: point in going anywhere her ex boyfriend will be.
Speaker 4: Well, because it's her job, Gaston.
Speaker 2: And they're not going to just want to film you
Speaker 2: playing pick a ball every time, so figure it out.
Speaker 1: It's like, I am getting paid for this shit. I
Speaker 1: ain't going well.
Speaker 4: Then she's going to find a new you guessed on
Speaker 4: so get it together?
Speaker 1: Are they still together? Do we know?
Speaker 4: I think so?
Speaker 1: Oh good? I liked him actually, but I need.
Speaker 2: To see more of them. Anybody can be fun playing
Speaker 2: a sporting event at the birthday party, no, even simulating
Speaker 2: golf still bad.
Speaker 1: Doesn't do it.
Speaker 2: Then at the birthday party, Bella the dog is dressed
Speaker 2: as Dolly Parton. Madison thinks it's a bad sign that
Speaker 2: Gaston isn't at the party. Molly and Sally show up
Speaker 2: and it's immediately awkward. Sally's perspective is this she Taylor's
Speaker 2: ex and Taylor her ex, So they're even even.
Speaker 4: Steven's clean house.
Speaker 2: I mean, at this point, I'm just kind of wondering,
Speaker 2: like how Sally got into the mix because she's your.
Speaker 1: Boyfriend, that's why true.
Speaker 3: But when Shepherd and I'm gonna call him Shepherd, and
Speaker 3: what's his brother's name, Whittaker, Shepherd and Whittaker. M h okay,
Speaker 3: those are some family names made.
Speaker 4: This is Southern names.
Speaker 3: Southern names. Gaston, Shepherd, Whittaker. When Shepherd walks into the
Speaker 3: room looking like how do duty.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, and no, and then.
Speaker 3: He's dressed just like was it Taylor there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, take that man down, off around your
Speaker 3: neck and put it in your back pocket like a cowboy.
Speaker 4: Do something right? Shep shep something right.
Speaker 2: Well, Leva doesn't love the fact that JT wasn't invited
Speaker 2: to the party.
Speaker 4: A lot of her well, I'm like, you're lucky you're there,
Speaker 4: let alone. Commenting on who else is going to be there.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm like, we're not seeing her.
Speaker 2: She did say if they all stopped being friends with
Speaker 2: someone after they made a mistake, the group wouldn't exist anymore.
Speaker 4: That's true, but I.
Speaker 2: I think the problem is JT is also very annoying
Speaker 2: so and kind of making up shit, like if you
Speaker 2: want to be dramatic, let's have some drama, but this
Speaker 2: isn't tracking.
Speaker 3: I love that Madison and JT actually meet for coffee
Speaker 3: to like, not at the party, so we can get
Speaker 3: just a one on one with them with no distractions.
Speaker 2: But Madison cracks me up because she said, ah, poor Taylor,
Speaker 2: she's dressed as Brett Michael's why Sianna shows up looking
Speaker 2: the full supermodel kay Lyon aint Lyon.
Speaker 4: So they go to coffee.
Speaker 2: Madison asks JT if he'sing blind to ever think she'd
Speaker 2: cheat on her husband with him.
Speaker 4: Madison gets a little confusing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does, because then she goes on to say
Speaker 3: something like, well, I forgot to call him that night,
Speaker 3: and I can't I can't.
Speaker 1: Remember exactly what said.
Speaker 3: I forgot to call him that night, and then he
Speaker 3: wanted to make sure that I wasn't in.
Speaker 1: Bed with Austin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's like, well, why would he even think
Speaker 3: that just because you didn't call him.
Speaker 2: Well, I my guess is maybe he did log in
Speaker 2: a call to JT to be like, is everything okay
Speaker 2: with Madison?
Speaker 4: But not because he thought Yeah, but it.
Speaker 3: Happened after the fact, didn't it. It happened when they
Speaker 3: got home.
Speaker 4: Oh, because something happened on social media?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you posted she was wearing his striped outfit.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think I think that.
Speaker 3: JT took that, which it is a little bit of
Speaker 3: a sign of insecurity. If my husband has to call
Speaker 3: so and so to say hey, like, where'd my wife's sleep?
Speaker 3: That is a little bit of insecurity within him, or
Speaker 3: he's not trusting.
Speaker 2: But it's also if you tell somebody you're going to
Speaker 2: call and you don't, that's very telling.
Speaker 1: It is telling.
Speaker 3: It is Eddie just would not go that extra effort
Speaker 3: to go and call another guy like.
Speaker 4: That you're filming with. Yeah. No.
Speaker 2: Then Madison states that Austin may have been right about
Speaker 2: JT this entire time. She tells JT she knows he
Speaker 2: called misp Tricia a bitch.
Speaker 4: JT.
Speaker 2: This this I felt bad for because JT really didn't
Speaker 2: say this. He's obviously thrown by this because he doesn't
Speaker 2: remember ever calling her that. And I'm like, Shepherd even
Speaker 2: had your back and said you didn't call him that.
Speaker 2: And then after calling his mom a bitch once when
Speaker 2: he was a kid, he never used that word since
Speaker 2: I believed it. Yeah, He's like uh uh.
Speaker 1: Backhanded there across the room.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I know we already said that the
Speaker 2: apology letter was his eulogy. But Madison is now started
Speaker 2: putting nails in the JT coffin.
Speaker 4: She's like sitting there like.
Speaker 1: She's like, look in the mirror.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I'm sorry to see why he was on
Speaker 3: my husband.
Speaker 4: Like geez. But then coming up, we get.
Speaker 3: You're a bitch, you're a bitch, she said, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 2: But coming up, Brett scans revealed a spot on his
Speaker 2: kidney and they don't know if it's cancer. Taylor claims
Speaker 2: no one else knows guest on so doesn't matter what
Speaker 2: they think. And Craig is invited to an event because
Speaker 2: he doesn't put.
Speaker 4: In effort anymore. I'm liking this show.
Speaker 1: I like it too.
Speaker 3: I I worry about Brett with the cancer stuff, like
Speaker 3: so long to get diagnosed as cancer.
Speaker 2: And being a firefighter and a fire Oh, it's just heartbreaking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I love that couple so much.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: I love him so much. They're so cute together. Just
Speaker 1: to think that he's oh, I don't even want to
Speaker 1: think about it.
Speaker 4: I know me neither. Thanks for tuning in for another
Speaker 4: episode of The Twats.