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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Happy Halloween Week, everybody. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I'm assuming if you get a decent amount of

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Speaker 1: trigg or treaters, you've probably already got your candy ready.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you're going through great lengths to protect

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Speaker 1: it from your other family because it's like a house rules.

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Speaker 2: Don't touch the can.

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Speaker 3: I literally climbed under a set of stairs and behind

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Speaker 3: eight boxes in order to hide it from my husband.

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Speaker 1: There's someone else you need to worry about. His name

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Speaker 1: is Stoner Max, and with him, you never know when

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Speaker 1: the munchies might hit to destroy all your fun size

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Speaker 1: goodness in your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now, another monster mash the mash potatulo. Hello, wait, hello, hello, yes, Hello.

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Speaker 3: Who's this?

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Speaker 2: No, who's this?

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Speaker 3: You just called me?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll buy My Name's Max?

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Speaker 3: You in.

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Speaker 2: Your fun Okay?

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Speaker 3: Max? I don't know you. I don't know who you are.

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Speaker 3: Can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Oh wait? Hold on?

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Speaker 4: Is this missus Tanya? Yes, yeah, I'm the pool cleaner

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Speaker 4: for for now. Robbie's out, sick, dude, he got the crud. Okay,

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Speaker 4: rip Robbie.

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Speaker 2: He's not dead, but I hope he's like sleeping. Well

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well I don't I don't think he would say

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Speaker 3: rest in peace.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I met nap Nap in peace.

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Speaker 3: Okay, is there a reason you're calling me? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Wait why was.

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Speaker 3: I calling exactly? Why are you calling right now?

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Speaker 2: I was listening to monsters?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hey, you gotta swing by the Munchie shop

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Speaker 4: on your way home to re up.

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Speaker 2: You're low on food?

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Speaker 3: Are you in my house right now?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I had to use the little boys room, so I

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Speaker 4: just like let myself into your place.

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Speaker 2: I guess that you would have a bathroom and you do.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well there's a poolhouse with a bathroom outside. You

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Speaker 3: should not be inside my house.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a whoa sweet digs for a boomer. That's

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Speaker 2: pretty sick. What AnyWho?

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Speaker 4: I just wanted to tell you that, like, I ate

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Speaker 4: all that Halloween candy on the counter.

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Speaker 2: It was so good.

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Speaker 3: You ate our Halloween candy?

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Speaker 4: Well, no, not exactly, ate, more like devoured because after

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Speaker 4: last night, like.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen Hunger Games?

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Speaker 3: Why you're inside my house? You're eating our Halloween candy.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand why you think any.

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Speaker 4: Of this part in my interruption, but just as a spoiler,

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Speaker 4: did you know that movie is not about eating at all?

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Speaker 2: What it's not about being hungry? It's like a bow

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Speaker 2: and arrow and like a whistle.

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Speaker 3: Are you hired something like? What is your problem?

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Speaker 2: Technically?

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Speaker 4: I believe I'm in like a post chocolate haze.

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Speaker 2: Emphasis on the haze.

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Speaker 3: You know you here, I'm not laughing right. This isn't funny.

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Speaker 2: You know it's not funny.

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Speaker 4: After I found your stash of Star Patch kids in

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Speaker 4: the pantry, I passed out in your bathtub.

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Speaker 2: What's it's a comfy dug?

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Speaker 3: Why are you in my pantry? Why are you going

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Speaker 3: into my bathroom?

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Speaker 4: I can't even feel my legs. I can't go anywhere

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Speaker 4: at the moment. I'm disposed, disposed, disposed, dispossessed.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the extra you know, the Exorcist. I'm that,

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Speaker 2: But I'm not throwing up.

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Speaker 3: If you are not out of my house in the

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Speaker 3: next minute, I am calling your supervisor and I'm calling

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Speaker 3: the police.

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Speaker 2: Whoa wait, don't do that. That's no Listen.

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Speaker 3: To the words I am telling you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, focus, that's use.

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Speaker 4: I hear you.

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Speaker 2: Well, what about the cat like this kitty in my

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Speaker 2: last what about my cat?

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Speaker 3: Don't touch my cat.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, he's cuddling in the basket with me.

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Speaker 2: Super cute.

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Speaker 4: I have a costume for Halloween because I have an idea.

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Speaker 4: You should dress your cat as a cat.

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Speaker 2: You get it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm calling the police. I am. I am done

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Speaker 3: with this conversation.

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Speaker 2: Are you getting high in my house? Right? Look away, kitty.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 3: I am calling the police right now. I'm done. I'm

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Speaker 3: hanging up. I'm calling the police.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but before you call the police, just called Bryson

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Speaker 4: because he set you over this phone tap and it

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Speaker 4: was great.

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Speaker 3: Dude, good?

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Speaker 4: What because this is actually jose from the radio show

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. I'm not in

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Speaker 2: your house.

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Speaker 3: Wow, he's dead.

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Speaker 1: He's dead the cat.

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Speaker 2: No, he's so cute.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you probably will kill him with kindness.

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Speaker 3: Can you please not use that voice anymore? I swear

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Speaker 3: I'm getting dumber every time I hear it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because this voice is way less annoying.

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Speaker 3: Right, slightly, Wake up? Every morning was fum tabs weekday

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Speaker 3: mornings on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning