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Speaker 1: Ladies, gentlemen, everybody listening, I need your attention for this simple,

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Speaker 1: very simple, but factual announcement. Today is the day that

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Speaker 1: the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad

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Speaker 1: in it. It's a very simple scripture. It means so

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Speaker 1: much to me. I would invite you to just do

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Speaker 1: the same. Here's a deal. Today is all we really have.

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Speaker 1: The past belongs to history, the future belongs to God.

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Speaker 1: We have today. You should rejoice and be glad in

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Speaker 1: it because this is yours. That's why they call it

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Speaker 1: the present, because it's an unwrapped gift. It's the present.

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Speaker 1: This is yours, this is ours. Let's get in. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harven Martin Show. Shary Strawberry calling for

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Speaker 1: real Misissippi Monica Junior better known as Kids Break and

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Speaker 1: the Legend of Nephew Tommy Yours truly, Junior?

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Speaker 2: What boy?

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Speaker 1: I tell you? What?

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Speaker 2: I remember one of your more famous jokes Willie Turner,

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Speaker 2: like give my money. I saw it the other day, man, man,

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Speaker 2: So what list have you gone through to get your money?

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Speaker 2: If somebody don't have Steve Harvey money, what lists have

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Speaker 2: you been through?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you one of the biggest impacts. One

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Speaker 1: of the moments. It's the true story. I got paid

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Speaker 1: in Arkansas one night and we were performing at this

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Speaker 1: comedy club that was upstairs on the second floor had

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Speaker 1: a bar, and I kind of stayed till the show

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Speaker 1: was over, talking to some of the bartenders and waitresses.

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Speaker 1: And I put my little cash in the bag, which

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Speaker 1: was seven hundred and fifty dollars, and I'm walking because

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Speaker 1: I could walk across the street to the condo that

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Speaker 1: they let the comedia stay in. And I come downstairs

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Speaker 1: and I'm walking across the parking lot and this dude

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Speaker 1: runs up behind me and grabs me from behind. And

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Speaker 1: I kind of turned and I could see the waitresses

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Speaker 1: upstairs on the balcony when I had just left, and

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Speaker 1: they was talking and laughing. So I thought it was

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Speaker 1: one of the little bartenders playing, you know how they play.

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Speaker 1: I don't really play like that, you know how. He

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Speaker 1: I go along with it for a pickup truck. He

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Speaker 1: grabs me from behind. It was kind of tight, but

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Speaker 1: I said, Okay, that's how he's trying to play. He

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Speaker 1: wasn't strong enough to toss me, but he was holding

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Speaker 1: me a pickup truck. Pulls up right in front of me,

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Speaker 1: and the dude jumps out the truck and is charging

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Speaker 1: at me. Now right there, the hood in me goes off. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they still playing, but it don't

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Speaker 1: look like playing to me, so I'm gonna act like

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Speaker 1: it ain't no play game no more. I put my

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Speaker 1: chin on my chest and threw my head back into

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Speaker 1: his face as hard as I could bust his nose.

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Speaker 1: But here the dude come, the little white dude gonna

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Speaker 1: bend over and charge me. And I was way quicker

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Speaker 1: then I was in my thirty So yeah, bending over

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Speaker 1: charging me, that's a mistake. I'm put your knee in

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Speaker 1: your chin. Come to find out they was robbing me, dog,

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Speaker 1: I was. You ain't got no gun, you ain't got

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Speaker 1: no knife, y'all, ain't strong, y'all, ain't coordinated. You robbing me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you ain't got none of qualification, boy, and you

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Speaker 2: can't fight.

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Speaker 1: You know where to here? You get my seven fifty?

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Speaker 1: All right, it's a nice day at the outside, nice activity.

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Speaker 1: Right after the showy still have my hands. Thank you lord,

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Speaker 1: you're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show