Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject I don't like the gifts he buys for me.
Speaker 1: I don't like the gifts he buys for me. But
Speaker 1: we'll get into that in just a bit. Right now,
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you back for his nap? What kind of gift? We're
Speaker 1: gonna have to call the church today, y'all. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have to call. Today's title is how much in the account?
Speaker 1: Past who don't want to know that? How much is
Speaker 1: in the account? And it shouldn't be, you know, back
Speaker 1: and forth? Answer me and we can move on, back
Speaker 1: and forth. Let me here, let's go cat though. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes. Pastor Hayes, how you
Speaker 1: doing this is? This is brother lin Lena Thompson. How
Speaker 1: you doing on? I'm good brother? How and how can
Speaker 1: I help you? Today? House? I'm actually one of your
Speaker 1: members at the church, and I want to just commend
Speaker 1: you that you're doing a good job the way you
Speaker 1: are displaying safety. Let me say that first and foremost
Speaker 1: thank you. You know, we just want everybody to be
Speaker 1: safe and healthy. And and your name again the brother
Speaker 1: Lina Thompson, Okay, and and and other times I'm I'm
Speaker 1: kind about to be in the middle of then, and
Speaker 1: how can I help you? Brother? Well, here, here's what
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you, man, uh house, I want
Speaker 1: to ask you this. I know, you know a lot
Speaker 1: of people are going through different things and and and
Speaker 1: people are you know, trying to make sure they keep
Speaker 1: food and stuff in the house because you know, time
Speaker 1: like this, you know you kind of want to stay
Speaker 1: put and and but you want to make sure you
Speaker 1: got enough food and water and things like that. So
Speaker 1: but but but what I wanted my reason for calling
Speaker 1: you is I wanted to ask you how how much
Speaker 1: money do we have in the account? Again the church account?
Speaker 1: How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother?
Speaker 1: What what do you say? Your name was? Again, brother,
Speaker 1: My name is Brother Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How
Speaker 1: did you get my person to self one number to
Speaker 1: be calling me at home this time of day? Well?
Speaker 1: I got this numb from one of the brothers at
Speaker 1: the church. What what brother, the church do they know
Speaker 1: not to give my person a number out to to
Speaker 1: people I don't know. Well, I'm I'm a but I'm
Speaker 1: a but I'm a member though I'm a member. Well,
Speaker 1: how how long you've been a member, Because I've been
Speaker 1: passing this church for ten years and your name ain't
Speaker 1: familiar to me. How long? How long have you been
Speaker 1: a member of my church? I've been a member of
Speaker 1: probably going on going on three years now, but I ain't.
Speaker 1: I ain't been since, you know, since that day I joined.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, I kind of got caught out there,
Speaker 1: you know how I go. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: So you you've been a member of my church two
Speaker 1: or three years. You ain't been to the church, and
Speaker 1: two to three years are you calling me to ask
Speaker 1: me about finances of my church? Well, I'm understand what
Speaker 1: you're looking for. Well I am remember, so I mean
Speaker 1: I do. How to Don't I have the right to
Speaker 1: know what we got in there, what we got in
Speaker 1: the account? Actually you don't. You don't have to right
Speaker 1: to that question. If you don't actively come to the church.
Speaker 1: You can't come to the church, sign of the church
Speaker 1: and then call me three years later asking me what
Speaker 1: we got going on at church. So I need to
Speaker 1: understand what is your purpose? What you well like? I
Speaker 1: say everybody going through hard times. I'm trying to see
Speaker 1: what we got in there, because you know, I need
Speaker 1: to pick up a few things from the stow. I
Speaker 1: don't have the money right now, but shouldn't I be
Speaker 1: able to lean it on my church? Though? You lean
Speaker 1: on that. We We've done a lot of stuff in
Speaker 1: the community. We've been seeing the elderly. We got a
Speaker 1: food bank. We've been cashing out for people some money
Speaker 1: that when we can. But you ain't been at this
Speaker 1: church and three years. You can't call me after three
Speaker 1: years and think I'm about to give you some money
Speaker 1: for something I don't even know if you're a real member.
Speaker 1: I am a real I'm a real member. So hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold hold hold on, past hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, no, nold on. Boy, Look here,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to sit down here dinner with my family.
Speaker 1: You're sitting here on my last Never look here, brother Thompson.
Speaker 1: I don't know you. I ain't never heard of you.
Speaker 1: You am not not to call here and try to
Speaker 1: get some money out of me. You ain't even member
Speaker 1: of the church. You can I am a member of
Speaker 1: the church. Because you come to the church one time,
Speaker 1: you ain't there back in three years and you come
Speaker 1: to me for some money. I am a memory your mama.
Speaker 1: You are not a member of this church, sir, I
Speaker 1: am a member of the church. Look, look, look, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I know. This ain't no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't let me. Let me tell you where you
Speaker 1: can't join my church two or three years ago and
Speaker 1: called me three years later, get my number from somebody
Speaker 1: and asked me for money because you're going through hard time. Now,
Speaker 1: if you was a true member of the church, you'll
Speaker 1: understand how we work and how we give money to
Speaker 1: people that are struggling. I just delivered forty meals today
Speaker 1: to our elderly. Huh. Last week we cash people money
Speaker 1: to go kick up ross comparing what do you need?
Speaker 1: Do you need my cash up? Then? Do you need my? Boy? Boy?
Speaker 1: You gonna make me cause you ain't even tied them?
Speaker 1: So how are you not tired? I told you I
Speaker 1: have fell on bad times? Didn't I say I fell
Speaker 1: on vad times? You feel bad times for three years? Hey? Hey,
Speaker 1: you know it takes longer for some people. Okay, why
Speaker 1: are you? Why are you judging me in opposed to
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to cash at me so
Speaker 1: I can get on the number of my church. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you some scam are just trying to
Speaker 1: get money from the church. Sir. I have never met you.
Speaker 1: I don't know you. A matter of fact, I'm about
Speaker 1: to call it the deacons to see who you are
Speaker 1: and why they would give my number to some points
Speaker 1: to call me and ask me for some money. Hey,
Speaker 1: let me say this to you. If you don't cash
Speaker 1: at me, then I'm feeling at all the members that
Speaker 1: I know you. I know our church ain't no mega church.
Speaker 1: You know we got three members already know so. But
Speaker 1: but I would let every member know that you're not
Speaker 1: cash happing me to help me in a time of need.
Speaker 1: I will do that, Thompson. You can let them know.
Speaker 1: You can Facebook Instagram and you can put it on
Speaker 1: that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't giving
Speaker 1: you a dime. I don't know you, I ain't never
Speaker 1: heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to get
Speaker 1: off my phone. I got dinner with my wife about
Speaker 1: to go on, man, and I ain't got tired to
Speaker 1: be going back forth with you. I need to know
Speaker 1: who gave you my number. I can call them up
Speaker 1: and tell them don't be giving my number out some
Speaker 1: stranger who ain't been our church in two to three
Speaker 1: years and gonna ask me for some money, some cash
Speaker 1: out or if you don't get off this phone. Who Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me ask you something. So so you know
Speaker 1: deacon uh, Marvin Dillett don't know dickon Mark And yeah,
Speaker 1: what about him? Do you know he listened to the
Speaker 1: radio every morning. Yeah, he's listening to the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Martin show. Pastor Haze, you just got pranked by your boy, deacon. Mom. Boy,
Speaker 1: I see, and that's why decon mar him about to
Speaker 1: get kicked off the board. You you got me in
Speaker 1: my yard. Yeah. My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: They no, I mean that on the block. But you
Speaker 1: almost made me cause you can't be doing that during
Speaker 1: this time. Manast you all right? Man? Man, I'm good, man, baby, baby,
Speaker 1: everything good. My wife's came out here. Boy. You don't
Speaker 1: want how to set it off. You don't want the
Speaker 1: first lady to go out, Okay, man, But now we
Speaker 1: take care of our church, man, We feed them sending
Speaker 1: the money man, deliver mills. Man, make sure abody good
Speaker 1: during this time. That's good man, Hey man, before we
Speaker 1: get off, you gotta let me know twenty baby, what
Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
Speaker 1: in the land. Man, it's the Steve who have It
Speaker 1: Morning show with that ignorant nephew talking. That's the man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the pass it said he wanted to say ignorant as
Speaker 1: he didn't say it. Yeah, you almost went, yeah, you almost.
Speaker 1: You can put it on Instagram ticks. Don't care what
Speaker 1: you ttok and tag me in it. I just want
Speaker 1: to give you my cash out so you can send
Speaker 1: me a little something. That's all I want. This is
Speaker 1: because he said tag me and nobody really older nose
Speaker 1: tagging at all. He got all the language. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: got all that, and you tag me on it right
Speaker 1: right now. I need a little money passed. How much
Speaker 1: we got in? I can't man robbed god yet you
Speaker 1: have robbed me well and tied and then offer. Yeah
Speaker 1: all you tied into the storehouse and I ain't forgotten
Speaker 1: all right, catch me on Friday nights. Matter of fact,
Speaker 1: this coming Friday, catch me on the two. Okay, ready
Speaker 1: to love now. If you if you in Birminham, though,
Speaker 1: then you should be at the show on Friday to
Speaker 1: Friday too, said it too sudden, didn't neph You come
Speaker 1: to town so record, card it record and bring you
Speaker 1: some money. So record your showing and bring some money
Speaker 1: at you. All right, listen, Thank you, nephew. Coming up
Speaker 1: next Strawberry letter. I don't like the gifts he buys me.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.