1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,879 Speaker 1: subject I don't like the gifts he buys for me. 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: I don't like the gifts he buys for me. But 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: we'll get into that in just a bit. Right now, 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: you back for his nap? What kind of gift? We're 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: gonna have to call the church today, y'all. We're gonna 9 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: have to call. Today's title is how much in the account? 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: Past who don't want to know that? How much is 11 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: in the account? And it shouldn't be, you know, back 12 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: and forth? Answer me and we can move on, back 13 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 1: and forth. Let me here, let's go cat though. Hello, Hello, 14 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes. Pastor Hayes, how you 15 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: doing this is? This is brother lin Lena Thompson. How 16 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 1: you doing on? I'm good brother? How and how can 17 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: I help you? Today? House? I'm actually one of your 18 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: members at the church, and I want to just commend 19 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: you that you're doing a good job the way you 20 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: are displaying safety. Let me say that first and foremost 21 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: thank you. You know, we just want everybody to be 22 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 1: safe and healthy. And and your name again the brother 23 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: Lina Thompson, Okay, and and and other times I'm I'm 24 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 1: kind about to be in the middle of then, and 25 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: how can I help you? Brother? Well, here, here's what 26 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you, man, uh house, I want 27 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,040 Speaker 1: to ask you this. I know, you know a lot 28 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 1: of people are going through different things and and and 29 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 1: people are you know, trying to make sure they keep 30 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: food and stuff in the house because you know, time 31 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: like this, you know you kind of want to stay 32 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 1: put and and but you want to make sure you 33 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: got enough food and water and things like that. So 34 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: but but but what I wanted my reason for calling 35 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: you is I wanted to ask you how how much 36 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: money do we have in the account? Again the church account? 37 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother? 38 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: What what do you say? Your name was? Again, brother, 39 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: My name is Brother Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How 40 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: did you get my person to self one number to 41 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: be calling me at home this time of day? Well? 42 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 1: I got this numb from one of the brothers at 43 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 1: the church. What what brother, the church do they know 44 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: not to give my person a number out to to 45 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: people I don't know. Well, I'm I'm a but I'm 46 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: a but I'm a member though I'm a member. Well, 47 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: how how long you've been a member, Because I've been 48 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: passing this church for ten years and your name ain't 49 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: familiar to me. How long? How long have you been 50 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: a member of my church? I've been a member of 51 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: probably going on going on three years now, but I ain't. 52 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 1: I ain't been since, you know, since that day I joined. 53 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: You know, you know, I kind of got caught out there, 54 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 1: you know how I go. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 55 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: So you you've been a member of my church two 56 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: or three years. You ain't been to the church, and 57 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 1: two to three years are you calling me to ask 58 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: me about finances of my church? Well, I'm understand what 59 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: you're looking for. Well I am remember, so I mean 60 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: I do. How to Don't I have the right to 61 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: know what we got in there, what we got in 62 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: the account? Actually you don't. You don't have to right 63 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: to that question. If you don't actively come to the church. 64 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: You can't come to the church, sign of the church 65 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,959 Speaker 1: and then call me three years later asking me what 66 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: we got going on at church. So I need to 67 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 1: understand what is your purpose? What you well like? I 68 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: say everybody going through hard times. I'm trying to see 69 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: what we got in there, because you know, I need 70 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: to pick up a few things from the stow. I 71 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: don't have the money right now, but shouldn't I be 72 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: able to lean it on my church? Though? You lean 73 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: on that. We We've done a lot of stuff in 74 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: the community. We've been seeing the elderly. We got a 75 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: food bank. We've been cashing out for people some money 76 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: that when we can. But you ain't been at this 77 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: church and three years. You can't call me after three 78 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: years and think I'm about to give you some money 79 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: for something I don't even know if you're a real member. 80 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: I am a real I'm a real member. So hold on, 81 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold hold hold on, past hold on, 82 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, no, nold on. Boy, Look here, 83 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: I'm trying to sit down here dinner with my family. 84 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 1: You're sitting here on my last Never look here, brother Thompson. 85 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: I don't know you. I ain't never heard of you. 86 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: You am not not to call here and try to 87 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 1: get some money out of me. You ain't even member 88 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 1: of the church. You can I am a member of 89 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 1: the church. Because you come to the church one time, 90 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: you ain't there back in three years and you come 91 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: to me for some money. I am a memory your mama. 92 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: You are not a member of this church, sir, I 93 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: am a member of the church. Look, look, look, let 94 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: me tell you something. I know. This ain't no, no, 95 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: I don't let me. Let me tell you where you 96 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: can't join my church two or three years ago and 97 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: called me three years later, get my number from somebody 98 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: and asked me for money because you're going through hard time. Now, 99 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: if you was a true member of the church, you'll 100 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,280 Speaker 1: understand how we work and how we give money to 101 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: people that are struggling. I just delivered forty meals today 102 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:56,239 Speaker 1: to our elderly. Huh. Last week we cash people money 103 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: to go kick up ross comparing what do you need? 104 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: Do you need my cash up? Then? Do you need my? Boy? Boy? 105 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: You gonna make me cause you ain't even tied them? 106 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: So how are you not tired? I told you I 107 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 1: have fell on bad times? Didn't I say I fell 108 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:16,159 Speaker 1: on vad times? You feel bad times for three years? Hey? Hey, 109 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: you know it takes longer for some people. Okay, why 110 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: are you? Why are you judging me in opposed to 111 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to cash at me so 112 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: I can get on the number of my church. I 113 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,159 Speaker 1: don't know if you some scam are just trying to 114 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: get money from the church. Sir. I have never met you. 115 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 1: I don't know you. A matter of fact, I'm about 116 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: to call it the deacons to see who you are 117 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 1: and why they would give my number to some points 118 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 1: to call me and ask me for some money. Hey, 119 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 1: let me say this to you. If you don't cash 120 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: at me, then I'm feeling at all the members that 121 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: I know you. I know our church ain't no mega church. 122 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: You know we got three members already know so. But 123 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,719 Speaker 1: but I would let every member know that you're not 124 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 1: cash happing me to help me in a time of need. 125 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: I will do that, Thompson. You can let them know. 126 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 1: You can Facebook Instagram and you can put it on 127 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,799 Speaker 1: that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't giving 128 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 1: you a dime. I don't know you, I ain't never 129 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 1: heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to get 130 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 1: off my phone. I got dinner with my wife about 131 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: to go on, man, and I ain't got tired to 132 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: be going back forth with you. I need to know 133 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: who gave you my number. I can call them up 134 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: and tell them don't be giving my number out some 135 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: stranger who ain't been our church in two to three 136 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: years and gonna ask me for some money, some cash 137 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 1: out or if you don't get off this phone. Who Okay, 138 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: so let me ask you something. So so you know 139 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 1: deacon uh, Marvin Dillett don't know dickon Mark And yeah, 140 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:37,360 Speaker 1: what about him? Do you know he listened to the 141 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 1: radio every morning. Yeah, he's listening to the Steve Harvey 142 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:48,720 Speaker 1: Martin show. Pastor Haze, you just got pranked by your boy, deacon. Mom. Boy, 143 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 1: I see, and that's why decon mar him about to 144 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: get kicked off the board. You you got me in 145 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: my yard. Yeah. My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy. 146 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: They no, I mean that on the block. But you 147 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: almost made me cause you can't be doing that during 148 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 1: this time. Manast you all right? Man? Man, I'm good, man, baby, baby, 149 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: everything good. My wife's came out here. Boy. You don't 150 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: want how to set it off. You don't want the 151 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: first lady to go out, Okay, man, But now we 152 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: take care of our church, man, We feed them sending 153 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: the money man, deliver mills. Man, make sure abody good 154 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: during this time. That's good man, Hey man, before we 155 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 1: get off, you gotta let me know twenty baby, what 156 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show 157 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 1: in the land. Man, it's the Steve who have It 158 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:43,160 Speaker 1: Morning show with that ignorant nephew talking. That's the man. Yeah, 159 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,240 Speaker 1: the pass it said he wanted to say ignorant as 160 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: he didn't say it. Yeah, you almost went, yeah, you almost. 161 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:00,040 Speaker 1: You can put it on Instagram ticks. Don't care what 162 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: you ttok and tag me in it. I just want 163 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: to give you my cash out so you can send 164 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 1: me a little something. That's all I want. This is 165 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: because he said tag me and nobody really older nose 166 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 1: tagging at all. He got all the language. Yeah, he 167 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 1: got all that, and you tag me on it right 168 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 1: right now. I need a little money passed. How much 169 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: we got in? I can't man robbed god yet you 170 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 1: have robbed me well and tied and then offer. Yeah 171 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:40,920 Speaker 1: all you tied into the storehouse and I ain't forgotten 172 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,959 Speaker 1: all right, catch me on Friday nights. Matter of fact, 173 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:50,199 Speaker 1: this coming Friday, catch me on the two. Okay, ready 174 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 1: to love now. If you if you in Birminham, though, 175 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: then you should be at the show on Friday to 176 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: Friday too, said it too sudden, didn't neph You come 177 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,880 Speaker 1: to town so record, card it record and bring you 178 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: some money. So record your showing and bring some money 179 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 1: at you. All right, listen, Thank you, nephew. Coming up 180 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 1: next Strawberry letter. I don't like the gifts he buys me. 181 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 182 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.