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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. I

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Speaker 1: told you we were gonna embrace the fun at all times.

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Speaker 1: If we're about to go into nuclear winter. And I

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Speaker 1: never understood why they called it nuclear winter when that's

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Speaker 1: ash and not snow. Chris, I've seen all the zombie movies.

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Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing. It's not because it gets cold.

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Speaker 1: That's not why what Michael, they say the ash blocks

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Speaker 1: I didn't see that. I know we dropped a couple

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Speaker 1: of them. Look, you know what, let's ask Japan. If

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Speaker 1: you guys don't believe it's that, is that too soon?

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Speaker 1: All right? You know what, forget it. We're moving on

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Speaker 1: because we're about to get to Medal of Honor Monday.

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Speaker 1: But before we get to medal of Honor Monday and

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Speaker 1: honor one of our heroes, I know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a bit of a genius and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get to your calls here in a minute. But

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Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Jesse, I love you.

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Speaker 1: You're the best, smartest, handsomest person ever. And of course

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Speaker 1: that's true. But you're also thinking, where has the soundboard

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Speaker 1: been a night, Jesse, I haven't heard any sounds or

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Speaker 1: anything like that. Well, it hurts me to have to

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Speaker 1: inform you. I believe we have been infiltrated by Russian spies,

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Speaker 1: maybe Chinese spies, no question their communists, no question about it.

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Speaker 1: We show up to work on Monday. Nobody's done anything.

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Speaker 1: No one's even been in here as far as I know,

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Speaker 1: over the weekend as far as I know. And all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, my sacred soundboard with the Kamalie laugh

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Speaker 1: and Friedo bandido and the fart sounds and the pistol

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Speaker 1: sounds and the cannon sounds, it's down. It's down, and

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Speaker 1: it's not working. So Chris, without further ado, rest in peace,

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Speaker 1: fallen soundboard. We will miss you. We will miss you.

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Speaker 1: Now it is time for actually something that is serious.

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Speaker 1: It's the one serious thing we do all week on

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Speaker 1: this show. Every single Monday, we read a medal of

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Speaker 1: honor citation. That's it. We just read a medal of

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Speaker 1: honor citation. It's not more complicated than that. There's nothing

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Speaker 1: special I do. We believe that these men deserve to

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Speaker 1: be remembered, their names should be said. Their deeds should

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Speaker 1: be heard by everybody, because by remembering them, not only

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Speaker 1: does it live on, but we influence the next generation.

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Speaker 1: We tell people, this is who you want to be.

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Speaker 1: I tell them, my sons, these are the kind of

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Speaker 1: to be when you grow up. All right, So, without

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Speaker 1: honoring those who went above and beyond. It's medal of

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Speaker 1: Honor Monday. This is the medal of Honor citation for

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Speaker 1: a mister Joe Ronnie Hooper. And here we go for

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Speaker 1: conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity in action at the risk of

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Speaker 1: his life, above and beyond the call of duty. Staff

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Speaker 1: Sergeant Hooper. He was a sergeant. Damn it, I was

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Speaker 1: going to call staff sergeant. Staff Sergeant Hooper US Army

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Speaker 1: distinguished himself while serving as a squad leader with Company D.

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Speaker 1: Company D was assaulting a heavily defended enemy position along

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Speaker 1: from rockets, machine guns, and automatic weapons. Staff Sergeant Hooper

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Speaker 1: and pulled back the wounded, moving them to safety. During

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Speaker 1: Sergeant Hooper's actions were in keeping with the highest traditions

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Speaker 1: the US Army. And it should be noted he lost

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Speaker 1: his life not too long after all this, nineteen seventy nine.

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Speaker 1: I believe he lost his life after he returned home

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Speaker 1: and really really battled with alcoholism, struggle with it. And

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I've read that one before. In fact,

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Speaker 1: I have been that guy sitting alone in the dark

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Speaker 1: All right. I want you to understand this reach out

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Speaker 1: and get some help, all right. There are veterans organizations,

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Speaker 1: there are Christian organizations out there, Chris. I imagine you

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Speaker 1: people even have sure, Yeah, Chris as people do. If

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Speaker 1: Don't be suck it up guy. You suck it up

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Speaker 1: when you're over there and you've got a wound in

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Speaker 1: yourself some help. There's no shame in it. You've seen

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Speaker 1: who struggles with things, Every freaking body, Everyone struggles with things.

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Speaker 1: Go get some help. All right, That's enough of that

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Speaker 1: mushy stuff. Let's get to the Let's get to the calls.

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Speaker 1: Who are you bringing and what food item are you

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Speaker 1: bringing to the nuclear bunker eight seven seven three seven

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Speaker 1: Chad in Nebraska, go, what are you bringing? Bob in Jersey?

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Speaker 1: What do you bring into the bunker? Hey, buddy, I'm

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Speaker 1: bringing a pizza because I'm not bringing myself. I got

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Speaker 1: hold on, Bob. What kind of meats are we talking about?

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Speaker 1: And the reason I asked the question is this. I'm

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Speaker 1: can't partake. But I'm not a big burger guy, and

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Speaker 1: respect that so much. Have you ever had a Philly

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Speaker 1: you were saying, a child order of Philly chief steak

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Speaker 1: It'll be hilarious. It'll be hilarious, all right. Eight seven

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Speaker 1: I'm the guy who never buys anything new, so all

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Speaker 1: Not only do you save average family saves over eight

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Speaker 1: You keep your iPhone, keep your Android, whatever you have.

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Speaker 1: All that. So I finally reached out to Pure Talk

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Speaker 1: today because I thought. I thought to myself, I've got

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Speaker 1: I need a new phone. I pick up the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the way to the studio. Five minutes on

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Speaker 1: the phone speaking to an American. Their customer service is Americans.

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Speaker 1: How about that cake? Every single time? Switch to Pure Talk.

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Speaker 1: Oh and by the way, they don't hate the country.

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Speaker 1: They actually love the place. From your cell phone dial

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Speaker 1: pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly, and you'll

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Speaker 1: save an additional fifty percent on your first month pound

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Speaker 1: two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, what Chris, We can

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Speaker 1: make jokes. It's fine, you got that right. The Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I'm smiling. I'm sorry. Life is good man.

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Speaker 1: Every day above ground is a good day. Every day.

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Speaker 1: Look like I said, though, Joe Biden, State of the

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Speaker 1: Union tomorrow night, all we do it live. I should

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Speaker 1: on the first TV. The second this show's done, I'm

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Speaker 1: the Union, cutting in and out, interview some people after.

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Speaker 1: But the reason Joe Biden is going to try to,

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Speaker 1: you know, fulfill campaign promise number one of I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: shut down the virus. I mean, you remember this is

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Speaker 1: what he did forever. This is the Joe Biden track.

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Speaker 1: What I would say is I'm gonna shut down the virus,

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Speaker 1: not the country. I'm not gonna shut down the country.

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Speaker 1: this audience, Steve and Colorado Food in person. You're bringing

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Speaker 1: to our nuclear bunker tonight, Oracle, I am gonna bring

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Speaker 1: some microwavable White Castle oh Hamburgers. Gosh. Yes, if the

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Speaker 1: microwave breaks, there's gonna be plenty of other radiations. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And then the person I would bring would be Sergeant

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Speaker 1: Barnes from Platoon. Oh, I dig that I did that.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Did I ever tell you what the

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Speaker 1: wife did to me one time? He brings the White

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Speaker 1: Castle Burgers thing. She does this to me all the time.

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Speaker 1: So I will fully admit, as everyone listening knows by now,

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Speaker 1: that I have what is called an unhealthy obsession with food.

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Speaker 1: I know, I do. I Look, I understand this about myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm very aware of all my flaws. I understand this

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Speaker 1: about myself. You, because you're probably a normal person, you

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Speaker 1: can be in the mood for certain food, right, So

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Speaker 1: you'll hey, I'm in the mood for Mexican food. Tonight,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the mood for pizza, I'm in the mood

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Speaker 1: for a steak, whatever, you're in the mood for food.

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Speaker 1: That's what you call a healthy view of food. Mine,

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Speaker 1: it is at such an unhealthy level that food affects

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Speaker 1: my mood, not vice versa. And I'm not bragging about this. Kids,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to be like this. But if I

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Speaker 1: have a bad meal, especially if I'm really really hungry

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Speaker 1: and I have a bad meal, it will put me

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Speaker 1: in a bad mood until I have a good meal,

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Speaker 1: and vice versa. If I have a great meal. I'm

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Speaker 1: just I can't get the smile off my face. The

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Speaker 1: wife made her fretachini alfredo last night's. Honestly, it's the

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Speaker 1: best thing I've ever eaten in my entire life. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't get the smile off my face. To the rest

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Speaker 1: of the night. I'm practically skipping around the house. I

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Speaker 1: can't help it. Food affects my mood, all right, So

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Speaker 1: understand that I have an unhealthy obsession with food, and

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Speaker 1: because of that, I actually like grocery shopping. When I'm hungry.

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Speaker 1: I will Chris. Everyone knows why you don't, because then

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Speaker 1: you spend money. Everyone knows why you don't. Chris, I

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Speaker 1: like grocery shopping when hungry because I am Look, the

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Speaker 1: grocery store probably likes it too. I've practically bought the

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Speaker 1: place by this point in time. Oh honey, we need

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Speaker 1: another small loan from the bank because I went shopping

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Speaker 1: this afternoon for and I mean you name it, you

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Speaker 1: name it. I'm in the frozen food section. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course we need some Klondike bars up. Danish is

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Speaker 1: coming with me. Yep, let's get some stinks. Oh I

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Speaker 1: should make burger tonight. Oh well, we can't ignore the chip.

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Speaker 1: I've gone to the grocery store with two or three

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Speaker 1: items on the list and come home with like two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars in groceries before. Oh I know, Chris, I know, no,

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Speaker 1: I understand it's bad. So that leads me to believe.

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Speaker 1: That leads me to one of the most heartbreaking things

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. I cannot believe we're already at

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Speaker 1: the end of the first hour or second hour. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, Chris. Sometimes sometimes I lose sight of how

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Speaker 1: special I am behind what Chris, I lose, no, not

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Speaker 1: that you know what. That's not very nice, Chris, that's

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Speaker 1: not very nice to use my own words against me.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, We're gonna get back to what what food

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Speaker 1: and person you would bring to our nuclear bunker since

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Speaker 1: apparently they're going to get us solid and do a

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Speaker 1: nuclear war. I'll tell you something you better bring to

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Speaker 1: the bunker, and that's a Mantis X system because we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to come out of the bunker and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have know how to shoot when we do it.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. It's gonna be ugly out there.

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Speaker 1: And remember when you bring the Mantis X system into

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Speaker 1: your bunker, you don't have to waste a single round

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Speaker 1: of ammunition because ammunition is going to be precious. You see,

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Speaker 1: you use a Mantis X system right there in the

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Speaker 1: comfort of your home, attaches to whatever weapon you want.

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Speaker 1: You not only practice you get better. We're talking drills,

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Speaker 1: We're talking feedback to get you better. It's what the

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Speaker 1: Marines use in Paris Island. The Marines know how to shoot.

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Speaker 1: The special Forces maybe you've heard Green Beret types, they

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Speaker 1: use Mantis X military grade technology. Go to Mantis X

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Speaker 1: Dot com. You can get one for yourself today and

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Speaker 1: use it right in your home mantis x dot com. Chris,

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Speaker 1: one more time before we get to the emails and

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Speaker 1: phone calls. This is just this defines the entire Biden

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Speaker 1: administration so well, this may be my favorite bye to

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Speaker 1: his ever. Is a phenomenal negative psychological impact that COVID

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Speaker 1: has had on the public psyche. And so you have

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Speaker 1: an awful lot of people who are, notwithstanding the fact

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Speaker 1: that that things have gotten so much better for them economically,

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Speaker 1: that they are thinking, but how do you get up

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Speaker 1: in the morning feel happy? Haven't you heard? Everything's great?

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Speaker 1: It's just your mind that's all messed up. All you

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Speaker 1: need is a couple more zbars maybe and you'll be fine.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, it's just your mind's fault. This place that

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Speaker 1: is that sums up the entire Biden administration, the entire

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Speaker 1: Biden administration. Oh, everything sucks. Well, I didn't do anything wrong.

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Speaker 1: You're the one who's wrong. Did you hear Chris? Get

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Speaker 1: number fourteen? Ready? Did you hear what he said again? Today?

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna get back to your calls eight seven

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Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three The Food

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Speaker 1: and Person you would bring to your nuclear bunker because

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Speaker 1: we're all gonna end up there in a minute. Did

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Speaker 1: you hear what Joe Biden said? I just want to

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Speaker 1: recap before I play this that so far as President

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Speaker 1: of the United States of America, Joe Biden has pointed

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Speaker 1: to every person who chose not to get the vaccine

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Speaker 1: and blame them for the pandemic. I've never heard a

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Speaker 1: president speak in that way to half the country ever, said,

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Speaker 1: pointed drollers for pandemic and looked at half his own

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Speaker 1: country and said, it's your fault, pandemic of the unvaccinated.

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Speaker 1: As a stunning thing for the president to say. He's

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Speaker 1: not only blamed me for the pandemic, he said I

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be allowed to work anymore. I shouldn't be allowed

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Speaker 1: to have a job because of my vaccination status. And

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00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: now apparently I don't want black people to vote. We're

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Speaker 1: going to keep pushing on this and we're protecting our

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Speaker 1: country's threshold liberty. The sacred right to vote, which I've

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00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: never seen is under such attack, and it's always made

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Speaker 1: it harder for blacks to vote. But this is trying

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Speaker 1: to be able to figure out how to keep the

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Speaker 1: black vote when it occurs from even counting. That is

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Speaker 1: a despicable thing to say. And I'm telling you right now,

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Speaker 1: and I know we have older Democrats who listen to

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Speaker 1: the show because they're not psychopaths. If you're still voting

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Speaker 1: for this party, though, I don't expect you to be

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Speaker 1: pro goop, the goop sucks. That's why I'm an anti communist.

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Speaker 1: I'm not pro goop. I'm an anti communist. If you're

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Speaker 1: still voting for this Democratic Party, you've got serious problems.

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Speaker 1: That's a disgusting thing for the President of the United

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Speaker 1: States of America to say, Oh, it's just politics. Men,

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Speaker 1: that's a big deal. The President of the United States

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Speaker 1: of America love claw. They're trying records. Some black lads

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Speaker 1: don't count. Man, that's bad. That is really, really bad.

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Speaker 1: Dear ginormous Jesse, Yeah, ginormous is not very nice. I'm

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Speaker 1: six foot eight. I'm not ginormous, Chris. That's above average height.

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Speaker 1: You know what's still funny is that person who rode

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Speaker 1: in and they said, if you google me, Google has

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Speaker 1: my height at five eight. And you know they did

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Speaker 1: that on purpose. They cost me a foot and they

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Speaker 1: made it like I'm an Italian. All right, moving on,

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Speaker 1: dear ginormous Jesse, do you carry a step stool for

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Speaker 1: people to greet you. I know ginormous is a word

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Speaker 1: because my grandniece said it at three years old, and

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Speaker 1: that reminds me. I forgot to finish my story. Sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. I told you the story before the break

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Speaker 1: about going to the grocery store and how I abuse.

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Speaker 1: I abuse the grocery store whenever I go. I like

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Speaker 1: to go hungry and I buy everything. The guy brought

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Speaker 1: up white white Castle burgers. I don't know if you've

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Speaker 1: ever eaten at Whitecastle. I know it's a regional thing.

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Speaker 1: They make these. They're basically slo They're these fantastic little burgers.

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Speaker 1: They're just yummy little things. You can need about a

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Speaker 1: dozen of them. Well, I started selling them in the

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Speaker 1: frozen food section and I came home. I came home

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Speaker 1: after one of these grocery runs, and I had so

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Speaker 1: much junk food in the in the car. You can't

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Speaker 1: even imagine. It looked like we were stalking a college

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Speaker 1: dorm room. It did. I had so much junk food

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Speaker 1: in there, and the wife was just horrified. She was horrified.

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Speaker 1: I'm pulling out Cheeto puffs and Caeso's, you name it,

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Speaker 1: you name it, I've got it in there. And finally

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Speaker 1: she gets down to the White Castle cheeseburgers. I got

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Speaker 1: in the frozen food section, and you could tell it

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Speaker 1: went from a look of horror kind of half amused too,

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Speaker 1: And you could you could almost tell in that moment

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Speaker 1: she was questioning so many decisions she had made in

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Speaker 1: her lifetime. And so about a week went by and

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Speaker 1: I decided I was in the mood for some White

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Speaker 1: Castle burgers. I went looking. She threw them away, threw

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Speaker 1: them in the trash can. Chris, Oh gosh, that devastating.

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Speaker 1: Back to the guy's question about ginormous jesse, which is

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Speaker 1: not fair. Six eight is above average. I don't people

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Speaker 1: don't care around step stools, but in boot camp it

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Speaker 1: costs me big time. You see, in Marine Corps boot camp,

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Speaker 1: you have a foot locker. You know what a foot

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Speaker 1: locker is. It goes at the end of everyone's bunk.

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Speaker 1: That's where you keep all your stuff. I would not

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Speaker 1: recommend letting your drill instructors see it unlocked at any

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Speaker 1: point in time. That's a good way to have everyone

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Speaker 1: in the place have to unlock theirs, and they'll dump

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Speaker 1: all your stuff in the center of the barracks. They'll

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Speaker 1: that's happened to me several times. It's it's disheartening. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you. You'll come back in and they'll have

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Speaker 1: done it without you knowing, and you just you're looking

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Speaker 1: at all your stuff in a pile, and then they'll say, okay,

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Speaker 1: you have three minutes have everything put back, which data

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Speaker 1: is impossible. It would take three hours to figure out

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Speaker 1: who guys want stuff, and so they just keep you

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Speaker 1: up all night. But anyways, setting that aside, you have

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Speaker 1: foot lockers. Everyone would have foot lockers. Well as you

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Speaker 1: can imagine. Being six foot eight, I stood out. If

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Speaker 1: there's one thing you really really don't want to do

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Speaker 1: in Marine Corps boot camp is stand out. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to be too tall, too short, too fast, too slow,

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Speaker 1: You just want to kind of blend in and keep

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Speaker 1: the eyes off you. So keep in mind what it's

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Speaker 1: like for me six ft eight. They're looking down the

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Speaker 1: taller than everyone else, and I have an immature a

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't give out his name anyway, it's nationally syndicated

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Speaker 1: radio show. I had a buddy because you would all

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Speaker 1: every single day. And I had a buddy. And I

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Speaker 1: know this is wildly immature, Okay, I can't help it.

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Speaker 1: It is immature, but it was also one of the

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Speaker 1: funniest things ever. At the end of every day, you

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Speaker 1: would all have to stand there in a line, and

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Speaker 1: you'd have to stand there with your hands out with

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Speaker 1: would inspect you to make sure your hygiene is up.

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Speaker 1: You know, iybody used to do to me all the time.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you in a second