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Speaker 1: Looking jubiles second date up day. There are three words,
Speaker 1: but every guy can say and no woman can resist it.
Speaker 1: I am uh, Well, I guess it's four words. I
Speaker 1: am uh musician. Yeah. That sound right there, that's the
Speaker 1: sound of thousands of panties hitting the ground as soon
Speaker 1: as I said it. And that's what Lance is. Lance
Speaker 1: is apparently a musician. Okay, stop it, ladies, stop it Lance.
Speaker 1: What's up, dude? How are you? I'm doing all right?
Speaker 1: How are you, guys? I'm good. I read your email
Speaker 1: about the date that you went on. The girl's name
Speaker 1: is Eliza, yes, sir, okay, and your email said that
Speaker 1: you invited her to a show. I did. I did?
Speaker 1: Oh you sly dog you? How'd you meet her? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't mean to you know, and not
Speaker 1: embarrass myself, but I met her on Tinder like all
Speaker 1: of us do. Ye is your Tinder profile? Pick you
Speaker 1: play in a guitar, not a guitar, but a banjo.
Speaker 1: Oh even worse. You're like himster dude, aren't you? Hey? Man,
Speaker 1: if I got a couple applies in my closet, it's
Speaker 1: not my fault. So you met her on Tinder and
Speaker 1: you guys started talking on tender How long before you
Speaker 1: guys actually went out? It was a couple of days
Speaker 1: because we started talking, and like first I was really
Speaker 1: attracted her because she's so like her picture is very beautiful.
Speaker 1: So I invited her to a show because you know,
Speaker 1: usually that's like that's like a great way to kind
Speaker 1: of like start off eight, you know, kind of wish
Speaker 1: I wish I could sing or play an instrument. Man,
Speaker 1: I would constantly be like, yeah, come check out my show.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, exactly. Well, I mean it's easier that way
Speaker 1: because it's like something I'm comfortable doing, you know, instead
Speaker 1: of acting like the trying to make like conversation. At
Speaker 1: least I can do something that you know, I'm passionate about.
Speaker 1: But how much time do you have at a show
Speaker 1: to actually get to know someone and go on a
Speaker 1: date with him. I feel like that's just you inviting
Speaker 1: her to show off. Yeah, right, Usually before my set,
Speaker 1: like you know, basically we got a drink before I
Speaker 1: went on. We got to talking because it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: the lull before the show actually happened, so we had
Speaker 1: some time to get to know each other after you
Speaker 1: were done with the drink, before you went to perform,
Speaker 1: did you say, daddy's got to work up direct and
Speaker 1: maybe I should use that next? So did she seem
Speaker 1: into you when you guys met, like the first meeting
Speaker 1: at the bar? Yeah, it was great. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: you've always got that like awkward internet meeting sort of
Speaker 1: thing where you like, is it you there? You go
Speaker 1: and like a number one. She is gorgeous. She has
Speaker 1: an amazing body, which you know that's my type. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but even more than that, like we had a good
Speaker 1: time and we laughed a bunch and she has this
Speaker 1: really like a door lap. I was really into it.
Speaker 1: We had some jokes and they pulled some like basic stories,
Speaker 1: and then I had to go played my set like
Speaker 1: not too long of a time, forty five minutes and
Speaker 1: an hour. Was she thereafter? Did she stay after or
Speaker 1: did she hate your music and leave? No? She sayed,
Speaker 1: she sayed, hey man, hey man, I try to keep it,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not too experimental, so you know, music's
Speaker 1: all right, So this is embarrassing. But like she stayed
Speaker 1: after I finished playing, and there was a lot of
Speaker 1: people who kind of wanted to like meet and greet
Speaker 1: and like talk and people like fans and things like that.
Speaker 1: But the worst part was like seventy five percent of
Speaker 1: those people who like kept me from hanging out. We're
Speaker 1: like gals trying to get you know, yeah, getting your pants,
Speaker 1: just say it. Who doesn't want a hot banjo player.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but a banjo player
Speaker 1: who also plays a good guitar now and then is
Speaker 1: a little irresistible. I don't know either way. There were
Speaker 1: a bunch of gals looking pretty sort of you know,
Speaker 1: puppy dog eyed at me and like I don't want
Speaker 1: to be a leave. Yeah, but all these people are there,
Speaker 1: and she came up to me and said something like,
Speaker 1: you know, I did you see you're busy. I didn't
Speaker 1: want her to go. It's like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I promise I'll just get rid of these people. I
Speaker 1: gotta get a drink somewhere else. And like at that moment,
Speaker 1: this gal came up to me and just handed me
Speaker 1: her phone number and like and Eliza was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, you're busy. I gotta go and she left.
Speaker 1: Did you say anything about the phone R? Did you
Speaker 1: or did you like throw it down in front of
Speaker 1: her and be like, oh god, I you can't do that.
Speaker 1: You can't be like, hey, you know, I sounded like
Speaker 1: I had my foot in my mouth the whole time.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's not what you think. But didn't you
Speaker 1: expect this? I mean, I assume that this happens at
Speaker 1: the end of every show, like, well, it happened, sure,
Speaker 1: but like this night just seemed to be like a
Speaker 1: lot of people flooding me and it just it just
Speaker 1: was like the perfect storm. You know. It's like the
Speaker 1: one night you invite a girl to come watch you perform,
Speaker 1: every single girl that wants to hook up with you
Speaker 1: after the show is in attendance. Yeah. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess some people would think that's like a great problem
Speaker 1: to have, but in my case, it was a really
Speaker 1: not so great thing. I will say. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think musicians are hot and everything, and especially for one
Speaker 1: night stands, but if I was looking for a relationship
Speaker 1: with a person, I would be tentative. I mean, you
Speaker 1: guys have a stereotype of not being super faithful, and
Speaker 1: there's a reason for it, totally. I totally get that,
Speaker 1: but really that's not my vibe. I want to meet
Speaker 1: someone that's like, you know, we can have a really
Speaker 1: cool thing together and like have a relationship. And I
Speaker 1: know there's like the stereotype of like the rock star
Speaker 1: and is knocking boots with everyone in the audience, But
Speaker 1: I just I wanted to kind of introduce her to
Speaker 1: the stuff that I'm really passionate about and then maybe
Speaker 1: that would lead into something else. So you want to
Speaker 1: tell her that the only boots you want to knock
Speaker 1: our hers? Hey man, there's a song in that, you know,
Speaker 1: after she left, after you were getting sworn by people.
Speaker 1: How long has it been since you talk to her.
Speaker 1: It's been like three days, and I feel like a
Speaker 1: total loser. But I'll be honest with you, guys. I've
Speaker 1: been texting her like every day, you know, trying to
Speaker 1: kind of tell her that I'm still into this, you know,
Speaker 1: But they haven't heard back from her. And what do
Speaker 1: you say in your text messages? Are you apologetic or yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I told her that I know what it
Speaker 1: looked like, but it's not that, you know, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to like make jokes and then you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: telling her that, like the time we had before I
Speaker 1: played the set was really awesome and I'd like to
Speaker 1: get better. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, man, hold on looking jubil in the morning
Speaker 1: update right in the middle of a second date update.
Speaker 1: And that is the sultry sound of Spanish guitar. Why
Speaker 1: am I playing that? Because Dance is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us and Lance wants to do a second date
Speaker 1: update today. He's a musician. He met a girl name
Speaker 1: Eliza on tender and invited her to come check out
Speaker 1: his show. She went, and then after he was bombarded
Speaker 1: with sexy ladies who wanted a piece of Lance, and
Speaker 1: he wasn't able to hang out with Eliza, so she said, hey,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Um maybe we can hang out again,
Speaker 1: and she hasn't answered any of his phone calls. He
Speaker 1: thinks that's the reason why, because after his set he
Speaker 1: was really busy talking to fans, most of whom were female,
Speaker 1: and it might have turned her off. All right, Lance,
Speaker 1: are you ready to give her a call. I totally
Speaker 1: am yes. And that one fan that gave you her
Speaker 1: phone number while your date was standing there, you didn't
Speaker 1: call that girl too, right? No? No, I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: Yes yet, if this doesn't work out for you, that's
Speaker 1: a yes from him, Like I can clear this all up,
Speaker 1: you know, like and apologize. I feel terrible, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar phone up right now and get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out if that is the problem. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi is Eliza. There is Hey Eliza. How are you?
Speaker 1: This is jew Bil from brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you have a second to talk about something? We
Speaker 1: do have a listener to our show who knows you
Speaker 1: and asked us if we could get you on the
Speaker 1: phone to ask you a couple questions. You know what,
Speaker 1: I'm really I'm not interested. It sounds I'm not really interested.
Speaker 1: What if I say the name Lance Lance? Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a musician. You guys met on Tinder. He went to
Speaker 1: his show. Yeah. Wow, you know a lot. I know
Speaker 1: a lot because we talked to Lance and Lance told
Speaker 1: us about how you guys met and he also told
Speaker 1: us that you're not calling him back, and he wants
Speaker 1: to see you again, So he asked us if we
Speaker 1: could get you on the phone and find out why
Speaker 1: you're not getting back to him. Interesting, Was it too
Speaker 1: much like you were a little overwhelmed with all the
Speaker 1: attention he got at the end of the show? Wow,
Speaker 1: he told me about that too. Okay, he told you
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, Well, we talked to him about your date.
Speaker 1: He told us he really liked you, by the way,
Speaker 1: but he says that he thinks you might have been
Speaker 1: turned off because after he was done performing, there were
Speaker 1: a lot of girls talking to him and he didn't
Speaker 1: really have time to pay enough attention to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that didn't really work out. That was kind
Speaker 1: of rude. He seemed sincerely sorry for putting you in
Speaker 1: that position, though. Well, I mean, you have to have fans, right,
Speaker 1: I totally get it. You're you know, you're a musician.
Speaker 1: You have to have a fan base in order to
Speaker 1: do well, right, But it says all of his fans
Speaker 1: were girls. So bad, So you're saying that he's getting
Speaker 1: a fan base by flirting with women, And that's when
Speaker 1: I witnessed. So you don't think they just liked him
Speaker 1: because of his music? Oh? Yeah, I mean they definitely
Speaker 1: liked him because of his music. I mean, after a
Speaker 1: few songs, I could definitely notice a bit of a trend.
Speaker 1: Every single one of his songs is about a different girl,
Speaker 1: Like every single one has a different name in it,
Speaker 1: really different girls. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Like it's all
Speaker 1: like it's all sexual stuff or I mean no, it's
Speaker 1: not all sexual. I mean like some of it's like emotional,
Speaker 1: you know, oh my heart's breaking all that stuff. Like
Speaker 1: like there was one I think it was called Mandy's Eyes.
Speaker 1: I think it was one of them's eyes. Oh he's
Speaker 1: like actually naming the song after oh yeah, yeah. And
Speaker 1: the next song was about someone named Lucy, And then
Speaker 1: there was a Zoe at one point that was like,
Speaker 1: it's kind of impressive that he could like fit Zoe
Speaker 1: into a song. Was he giving background like this is
Speaker 1: for the girl Zoe who broke my heart into million
Speaker 1: pieces right after Lucy broke it before. Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: he would be very vague about it, so it would
Speaker 1: be more like this is a time when I felt
Speaker 1: like my heart got ripped out of my chest, but
Speaker 1: like the first time or something, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: So you wouldn't like talk specifically about that girl, but
Speaker 1: then you'd go into the song and you'd be like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: so another one. I mean, Taylor Swift does that and
Speaker 1: she makes billions and billions of dollars. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: kind of what a lot of artists do, right, But like,
Speaker 1: I don't know that she's surrounded by like boys at
Speaker 1: the end of the night who are giving her their number.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody's trying to be the next Lucy. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I mean I couldn't tell if he was
Speaker 1: talking about a previous relationship or a current one or
Speaker 1: like he has, and lord knows, I don't want to
Speaker 1: become a subject of one of his songs. Hey, Eliza,
Speaker 1: thank you for being honest with us and telling us
Speaker 1: what happened on your date. I appreciate it. Yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: you know that is what it is. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: feel like I must be honest with you at this
Speaker 1: point and let you know that Lance is actually listening
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Wait, I'm sorry what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Lance is on the other line and he wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Are you kidding me right now? No? Lance?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Did you go away? I'm here? Hey, Eliza,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that it has to be this way, but
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the only way I could do it,
Speaker 1: because you wouldn't respond to any of my texts or
Speaker 1: calls or anything. I thought we had a great time,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, sure we had a great time. In
Speaker 1: the beginning. We were laughing, joking around. But you know,
Speaker 1: I was trying to be nice and thank you at
Speaker 1: the end of the night. But do you know that
Speaker 1: one of the groupie girls elbowed me aside, like just
Speaker 1: like right, digged her elbow right into my ribs. And
Speaker 1: I'm not joking you. I'm not joking here when I
Speaker 1: tell you, she said, back off, Honey, I'm getting into
Speaker 1: Lance's pants tonight. I kind of want to high five
Speaker 1: up for some reason. I'm sorry, Liza. Well, that doesn't okay,
Speaker 1: A number one doesn't happen very often like that. It
Speaker 1: just seemed like a perfect storm. And two, I didn't
Speaker 1: get into anybody's pants that night. I went and had
Speaker 1: a milkshake by myself and then I went home. Oh,
Speaker 1: a typical art is something an artist would say. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's fine, good for you. I'm not you know, you
Speaker 1: could have got laid probably like fifty times that night
Speaker 1: if you wanted to do so. It's not like if
Speaker 1: I wanted to, but I didn't. I really thought we
Speaker 1: had a great time before, and I'm sorry that it
Speaker 1: had to happen that way. And I know it looked
Speaker 1: really terrible. I know that it looked really stupid, and like,
Speaker 1: I cann'tly imagine that you felt you know how you
Speaker 1: felt me left, But I just wanted to have another
Speaker 1: chance to show you that, like, hey, it's not what
Speaker 1: happens all the time, and like too, I think we
Speaker 1: could have something cool and special, and I'd just like
Speaker 1: another chance. Lance come on, every single one of your
Speaker 1: song references a different girl you've been with, Like who
Speaker 1: was backdoor Jen? By the way, back door j hold On,
Speaker 1: hold On, hold a back door Jen. That song is
Speaker 1: a total joke. That song is a joke song. And
Speaker 1: if you've been to like, I mean, how is it?
Speaker 1: How is it? You know it was a joke. I
Speaker 1: Every single song you sang had a different girl's name
Speaker 1: in it, every single one. It's not it wasn't just
Speaker 1: a groupie situation that that turned me off. That was
Speaker 1: the icing on the cake. It was the song. You know,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to be. I just don't want
Speaker 1: to be another notch in your belt. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: I respect myself more. I don't want you to be
Speaker 1: another notch on my belt. I want to get to
Speaker 1: know who you are. I want to like have a
Speaker 1: good time with you, Eliza. How could you not believe him?
Speaker 1: And like all of his actions back up what he's saying. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just what he's saying, right, I don't know for
Speaker 1: a fact that he didn't go home with anyone else.
Speaker 1: But why are you so worried about it? You just
Speaker 1: met him, like, give him another chance? Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: know it's taking a risk, but I'm I guess I'm
Speaker 1: just asking you to take that risk, you know, or
Speaker 1: what I'm going to be in one of your songs
Speaker 1: if I don't take that risk. Come on, I don't
Speaker 1: write a song about like every girl ever dated. But okay,
Speaker 1: if I never get a second date with you, I
Speaker 1: promise you I will never write a song about you. Eliza,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Lance again? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for a second date. Before you that question, I've
Speaker 1: been going out of my mind and I wrote I
Speaker 1: wrote you a little something. Are you kidding? Me this
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna is that? All right? Guys, if I
Speaker 1: play a little I go for it the first time
Speaker 1: you let's hear it Aler Flowers that Lis Frock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I've been longing so long that I just wrote
Speaker 1: hue was song. Man. I kind of like it, Eliza,
Speaker 1: Liza and I don't mean to be a shock, all right,
Speaker 1: But then other girls they crumbled down my lass say again, adorable,
Speaker 1: go out with him again. That wasn't a bad song
Speaker 1: about you. Was just saying that he wants to go
Speaker 1: out again. Come on, I promise I will never play
Speaker 1: it ever. Say yes, I will give you one more date,
Speaker 1: but we cannot go to one of your shows. I
Speaker 1: take where we go. All right? Awesome you too, Congratulations
Speaker 1: you guys. I think Eliza you made the right choice. Lance.
Speaker 1: Good work on getting a second date. Oh thank you brother.
Speaker 1: You guys help me out so much. Hey, can you
Speaker 1: help us out now that the second date is over?
Speaker 1: Would you mind singing us a real quick song to
Speaker 1: get us out of this whole thing? A real quick song, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like something to get us out of the second date.
Speaker 1: Update would be awesome? All right, great, hold on second,
Speaker 1: it's done. This date is happening. Thank you can't you
Speaker 1: got right in the morning. Texting at seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two says I think you guys just talked to
Speaker 1: the male Taylor Swift talking about today's second date update.
Speaker 1: This guy named Lance, who was a guitar player and
Speaker 1: a musician. I wanted to call a girl name Eliza.
Speaker 1: Their first date was at one of his shows. He said,
Speaker 1: come check out my show, and she was there and
Speaker 1: she watched it, and he said, after the show, a
Speaker 1: lot of girls approached him like they always do, because
Speaker 1: apparently he's hot and he can sing, so women seem
Speaker 1: to like that. I am very, very very jealous of me. Yeah, alright, fine, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're sexy and he's singing whatever. But she didn't want
Speaker 1: to call him back because apparently all of his songs
Speaker 1: are about other women and their titles are even women's name. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's one thing to sing about love in general,
Speaker 1: but very specific. She was scared she would be the
Speaker 1: subject of one of his songs and she didn't want
Speaker 1: to date him. Probably wants it a little bit, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like, you don't want to be a song subject.
Speaker 1: But on the other hand, that'd be Catechal. That's how
Speaker 1: it works. Me and j will I take girls in
Speaker 1: comedy shows and afterwards we always do meet and greets,
Speaker 1: and it kind of backfires, like girls are like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you talked to all these girls. They are like,
Speaker 1: but I'm going home with you. Yeah, they like that,
Speaker 1: or they're like, I hope you never write a joke
Speaker 1: about me when you date them, and they're like, so
Speaker 1: did you talk about me on stage? Yeah? Right, all right.
Speaker 1: He ended up actually getting a second date though, because
Speaker 1: he sang her a song yeah in the second date update,
Speaker 1: and that would her and she's like, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: give you another show. He was darling. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: would have fallen for that in like two seconds. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are texting at seven, eight, five
Speaker 1: to nine to two saying they want dates with this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want a second date update, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back