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Speaker 1: Looking for the perfect birthday or anniversary gift or a

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Speaker 1: special date night. Well, then you need zod Art, Seattle's

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Speaker 1: Looking jubiles second date up day. There are three words,

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Speaker 1: but every guy can say and no woman can resist it.

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Speaker 1: I am uh, Well, I guess it's four words. I

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Speaker 1: am uh musician. Yeah. That sound right there, that's the

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Speaker 1: sound of thousands of panties hitting the ground as soon

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Speaker 1: as I said it. And that's what Lance is. Lance

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Speaker 1: is apparently a musician. Okay, stop it, ladies, stop it Lance.

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Speaker 1: What's up, dude? How are you? I'm doing all right?

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Speaker 1: How are you, guys? I'm good. I read your email

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Speaker 1: about the date that you went on. The girl's name

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Speaker 1: is Eliza, yes, sir, okay, and your email said that

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Speaker 1: you invited her to a show. I did. I did?

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Speaker 1: Oh you sly dog you? How'd you meet her? Well?

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't mean to you know, and not

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Speaker 1: embarrass myself, but I met her on Tinder like all

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Speaker 1: of us do. Ye is your Tinder profile? Pick you

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Speaker 1: play in a guitar, not a guitar, but a banjo.

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Speaker 1: Oh even worse. You're like himster dude, aren't you? Hey? Man,

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Speaker 1: if I got a couple applies in my closet, it's

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Speaker 1: not my fault. So you met her on Tinder and

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Speaker 1: you guys started talking on tender How long before you

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Speaker 1: guys actually went out? It was a couple of days

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Speaker 1: because we started talking, and like first I was really

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Speaker 1: attracted her because she's so like her picture is very beautiful.

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Speaker 1: So I invited her to a show because you know,

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Speaker 1: usually that's like that's like a great way to kind

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Speaker 1: of like start off eight, you know, kind of wish

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Speaker 1: I wish I could sing or play an instrument. Man,

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Speaker 1: I would constantly be like, yeah, come check out my show.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, exactly. Well, I mean it's easier that way

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Speaker 1: because it's like something I'm comfortable doing, you know, instead

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Speaker 1: of acting like the trying to make like conversation. At

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Speaker 1: least I can do something that you know, I'm passionate about.

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Speaker 1: But how much time do you have at a show

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Speaker 1: to actually get to know someone and go on a

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Speaker 1: date with him. I feel like that's just you inviting

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Speaker 1: her to show off. Yeah, right, Usually before my set,

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Speaker 1: like you know, basically we got a drink before I

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Speaker 1: went on. We got to talking because it's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: some time to get to know each other after you

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Speaker 1: were done with the drink, before you went to perform,

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Speaker 1: did you say, daddy's got to work up direct and

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Speaker 1: maybe I should use that next? So did she seem

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Speaker 1: into you when you guys met, like the first meeting

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Speaker 1: at the bar? Yeah, it was great. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: you've always got that like awkward internet meeting sort of

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Speaker 1: thing where you like, is it you there? You go

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Speaker 1: and like a number one. She is gorgeous. She has

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Speaker 1: an amazing body, which you know that's my type. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but even more than that, like we had a good

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Speaker 1: time and we laughed a bunch and she has this

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Speaker 1: really like a door lap. I was really into it.

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Speaker 1: We had some jokes and they pulled some like basic stories,

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Speaker 1: and then I had to go played my set like

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Speaker 1: not too long of a time, forty five minutes and

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Speaker 1: an hour. Was she thereafter? Did she stay after or

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Speaker 1: did she hate your music and leave? No? She sayed,

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Speaker 1: she sayed, hey man, hey man, I try to keep it,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm not too experimental, so you know, music's

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Speaker 1: all right, So this is embarrassing. But like she stayed

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Speaker 1: But the worst part was like seventy five percent of

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Speaker 1: those people who like kept me from hanging out. We're

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Speaker 1: like gals trying to get you know, yeah, getting your pants,

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Speaker 1: just say it. Who doesn't want a hot banjo player.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but a banjo player

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Speaker 1: who also plays a good guitar now and then is

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Speaker 1: a little irresistible. I don't know either way. There were

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Speaker 1: It's like, it's not what you think. But didn't you

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Speaker 1: the end of every show, like, well, it happened, sure,

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Speaker 1: think musicians are hot and everything, and especially for one

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Speaker 1: know there's like the stereotype of like the rock star

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Speaker 1: the stuff that I'm really passionate about and then maybe

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Speaker 1: that would lead into something else. So you want to

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Speaker 1: after she left, after you were getting sworn by people.

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Speaker 1: How long has it been since you talk to her.

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Speaker 1: It's been like three days, and I feel like a

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Speaker 1: total loser. But I'll be honest with you, guys. I've

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Speaker 1: you say in your text messages? Are you apologetic or yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I told her that I know what it

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Speaker 1: get better. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call

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Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. All right, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, man, hold on looking jubil in the morning

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Speaker 1: update right in the middle of a second date update.

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Speaker 1: And that is the sultry sound of Spanish guitar. Why

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Speaker 1: am I playing that? Because Dance is on the phone

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Speaker 1: with us and Lance wants to do a second date

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Speaker 1: update today. He's a musician. He met a girl name

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Speaker 1: Eliza on tender and invited her to come check out

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Speaker 1: his show. She went, and then after he was bombarded

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Speaker 1: I gotta go. Um maybe we can hang out again,

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Speaker 1: and she hasn't answered any of his phone calls. He

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Speaker 1: thinks that's the reason why, because after his set he

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Speaker 1: and it might have turned her off. All right, Lance,

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Speaker 1: are you ready to give her a call. I totally

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Speaker 1: am yes. And that one fan that gave you her

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Speaker 1: call that girl too, right? No? No, I didn't do that.

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Speaker 1: Yes yet, if this doesn't work out for you, that's

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Speaker 1: a yes from him, Like I can clear this all up,

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Speaker 1: you know, like and apologize. I feel terrible, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar phone up right now and get her

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Speaker 1: on the phone and find out if that is the problem. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi is Eliza. There is Hey Eliza. How are you?

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Speaker 1: This is jew Bil from brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you have a second to talk about something? We

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Speaker 1: do have a listener to our show who knows you

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Speaker 1: and asked us if we could get you on the

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Speaker 1: phone to ask you a couple questions. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm really I'm not interested. It sounds I'm not really interested.

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Speaker 1: What if I say the name Lance Lance? Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: a musician. You guys met on Tinder. He went to

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Speaker 1: his show. Yeah. Wow, you know a lot. I know

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Speaker 1: you're not getting back to him. Interesting, Was it too

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Speaker 1: he told me about that too. Okay, he told you

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Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, Well, we talked to him about your date.

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Speaker 1: He told us he really liked you, by the way,

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Speaker 1: I mean that didn't really work out. That was kind

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Speaker 1: that position, though. Well, I mean, you have to have fans, right,

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Speaker 1: I totally get it. You're you know, you're a musician.

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Speaker 1: You have to have a fan base in order to

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Speaker 1: do well, right, But it says all of his fans

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Speaker 1: were girls. So bad, So you're saying that he's getting

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Speaker 1: a fan base by flirting with women, And that's when

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Speaker 1: I witnessed. So you don't think they just liked him

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Speaker 1: because of his music? Oh? Yeah, I mean they definitely

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Speaker 1: liked him because of his music. I mean, after a

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Speaker 1: few songs, I could definitely notice a bit of a trend.

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Speaker 1: Every single one of his songs is about a different girl,

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Speaker 1: Like every single one has a different name in it,

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Speaker 1: really different girls. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Like it's all

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Speaker 1: like there was one I think it was called Mandy's Eyes.

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Speaker 1: like actually naming the song after oh yeah, yeah. And

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Speaker 1: the next song was about someone named Lucy, And then

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Speaker 1: there was a Zoe at one point that was like,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of impressive that he could like fit Zoe

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Speaker 1: pieces right after Lucy broke it before. Yeah, but like

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