WEBVTT - A Fart in the Wind 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:01.359 Hello, gorgeous. 0:00:01.400 --> 0:00:02.160 It's Lala Kent. 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:09.399 Welcome to untraditionally Lala, Hello, gorgeous, Lala Kent, welcome back. Hi, te, 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.200 You and I had a buck wild weekend and when 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:15.200 I tell you, I was prepping for it like it 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:16.480 was the fucking Olympics. 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:19.479 Can I ask you a question, always, did you have 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:21.040 a bit of anxiety this morning? 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:21.720 No? 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:22.280 Why? 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:26.000 I don't know because sleep last night? Neither did I 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:31.320 at all. I need a Sunday, and when I mean 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:34.440 a Sunday, I need a day off in between days 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.320 because we had two pool days. 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:37.840 Unwine day. 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:41.400 Yeah, and then we got straight home into bed and 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:45.519 here we are. Yeah. I like day. 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:48.760 I totally relate to that. I was totally cool with 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.800 the weekend. So it was Jane's birthday on Friday, and 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.279 of course she does her annual Dave and Busters. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:55.000 Mm hmmm. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.800 She invited so many people. 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.120 Everybody at Dave and Bus was there for her party. 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:02.600 I'm pretty sure, Yeah, pretty much. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:08.520 But I had the time of my life because Teddy 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:08.959 was there. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.000 Can we talk about what a small world? Tell us 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:17.960 it's Larissa's good friend Mandy. So it's Mandy's cousin who 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:21.720 is dating Teddy. What Mandy DMed me and she goes, 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:25.800 so funny, my cousin met you. We'll say valuaboy, we'll 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:28.520 call him value boy. Yeah. Yeah, So she says the 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.440 name and I was like maybe there were hundreds of 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:34.360 people and she was like he's dating Teddy and I 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:38.080 was like, no way, yeah, what is Yeah, that's him, 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:41.280 that's it. Yeah, that's her. Cousin's so cute, very good looking. 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.200 Guy, very good looking, knowing all. 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:46.600 Knowing that too. That family is that cousin, very good family. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:47.960 Great, we love that. 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:49.160 For ted that we do. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:56.320 I was like, gut cackling, you know, belly laughs. I 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:58.240 mean I kicked it with Teddy most of the night 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:03.920 and was hunched over dying laughing. I had the time 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:05.600 of my life. I was like, why do we not 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:09.320 hang out? Your fun and you make me laugh and 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:10.000 you say. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.480 Really shit. 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:16.600 That I like because. 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.360 There were a couple of times where I was and 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:27.200 I was like, you're wild, Why he's fucking wild? 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:29.320 That It made me so happy. So she was there. 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:34.959 I know, Zach went on a podcast and like went 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:36.280 in on Janet again. 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:39.560 It's like, damn it, Zach, you're saying things to keep 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:40.320 us from hanging out. 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:45.560 Man, why And I was just at his house like 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:49.639 the night before, and he was like singing a different tune. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.440 Then he goes on twats and he's singing another tune. 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:53.880 I'm like, I cannot keep up. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:58.080 You know what, senior tune, whatever way you want. I 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.359 feel different every day too. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:03.760 No, I here's yes, I understand, but it goes back 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:05.400 to fart in the wind. You're fart in the wind, 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.600 you know what. I'm not mad about it, but I 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.519 just can't. I just don't follow very easily because I'm like, 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:15.360 I was just with him last night and when was 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:16.720 this podcast? What? 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.600 I cannot track or follow. I'm geographically challenged. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:22.680 I don't know if he knows. 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:27.000 Do you literally stay on the valley? He is a 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:28.359 fart in the wind. 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:29.880 Like, he just says stuff and then he leaves and 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:31.200 he's like, I don't even know what I said, but 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:32.320 I love Janet. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:37.640 Or you get on a call with him, and I've 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.400 told this to his face, so I'm not even worried 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:39.800 about it. 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:40.560 I get on a. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.040 Call with him and he's like, so, you want to 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:45.000 know the reason I have an issue with Janet. It 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.120 started before the pandemic and I'm. 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:48.480 Like, oh god shit. 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:52.600 Two hours later, I'm like, I'm even more confused now 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.040 than I was before the phone call. 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:56.960 I'm very lost. 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.160 I think this should be one of those situations where 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:03.520 you just wash your hand new slate clean, slate clean clean. 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.200 So we did that, and then a bunch of us 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:10.280 got rooms at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday. And 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.400 because I looked through Amex, you know, I fucking love 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.640 my Amex. Don't even get me started on my Amex 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.800 like my best friend. It never fails, constantly goes through. 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:19.960 That's not true. I know that. 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.279 When it gets declined, I'm like, it's your machine. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.120 So I walk across to another store by sudden approved. 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:26.080 And I walk back to the other place. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:27.200 It was your machine. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:30.120 By the way, it was your machine has done that. 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:32.800 And every time I do that, I know. And it's like, 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:35.600 if mine gets declined, I use a different card and 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:37.440 I'm like whatever, and then I go in and it 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.200 goes declined. Did you make this purchase? Now? 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.560 Well, when when things happen like that, I don't get 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.880 the email. Everything goes to my business manager, so I 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:50.120 can't see in real time why that would be. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.279 Good to connect to your phone. That might be a 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.400 good one. We want to get the deal. When you're 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:57.640 not in this state, just. 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:58.400 Use another card. 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:03.640 I use my City card, the same card that Kristen 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.679 Bell talks about when she's I know what you're thinking, 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.200 what is Kristin Bell doing on this vacation with her 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:12.000 pretend kids? Just like I'm earning points. I saw this morning. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:16.400 I was like, hey, I didn't realize. Okay, all right, 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:16.800 when you have. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.560 Your card being advertised, you're like, all right, I have 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:20.039 a good one. 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.039 Yeah right. I learned about all the benefits in the commercial. 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:24.560 They are very helpful. 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.360 I know. Every time I see one, I'm always like 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.039 these stupid things, and then by the end of it, 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.679 I'm like, give me an MX. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:36.880 So I booked my Bahha through my AMX. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.560 Can we talk about the human crane first? 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:42.240 Oh? 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:45.040 Yeah, Janet is the human Trana, Dave and Busters. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:50.200 Yeah, what about it? That's only an adult thing. But honestly, 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:55.479 for me, did it not seem like very unsanitary to you? 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.240 I wanted to only talk about that because I saw 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.919 people in there and I thought to myself, I'm not 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:02.760 going after them. 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:04.760 You know. I didn't get a good look because I 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:08.920 got caught up in a conversation with Katie Janella, who 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:12.200 I had met for the first time at David Busters. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:13.880 Did you I didn't play games? 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:17.200 No, Easton, I didn't play games. I talked shit with 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:19.719 Teddy the whole time, okay, and. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.680 Thrived to fucking epic time of my life. 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.240 All Right, to Beverly Hills Hotel. 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:28.120 We go to Beverly Hills Hotel with the AMEX. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.760 You get early check in and late checkout, right, so 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.760 check in noon, I was right there. 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:34.960 Ready to fucking roll. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:39.520 Okay, checkout is at four, which is usually eleven, so 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:43.479 that's like a really big deal. So we leave our bags. 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:46.520 They're like, we'll take them to your room. We go 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:50.000 to the pool, have a fabulous day. Easton's there like 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:53.560 such a good vibe, swimming in the pool, ordering all 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:57.520 types of drinks. Michelle and I do this thing where 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:01.640 we take a shot of olive oil and with lemon 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:03.240 and so the guy comes in and we. 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:08.400 Ask him what that does. Though, well for me. 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.760 Personally, it gets things moving, like that's truly. 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.320 Why I just lubed your right up. 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.040 Right. It's like a little slip and slides. 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:16.280 It's like going to Jiffy lube. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:20.400 All right, okay, but there's many benefits to it. I 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:23.240 just don't know exactly what they are, but ask Michelle. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:26.240 Michelle knows all of the ins and outs of what 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:29.000 it does. And we do it with half a lemon, okay, 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:32.000 and then you just chuck it with some water perry 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:32.240 for me. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:34.000 So we order it. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:35.840 From the guy and the guy is like, I can't 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.360 tell if you're messing with me, Like do you really 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:38.960 want that? 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.280 I was like, yes, we really want that. He goes. 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:43.360 I have to say, I've worked at Beverly Hills Hotel 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:45.840 for a very long time. I've had people from all 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.600 over the world come here, and not once has anyone 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.920 ever ordered this. And I felt like so proud. I 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:55.200 felt like just so bougie, so proud. I was like, wow, 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:56.440 we just gave this guy a first. 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:00.280 I would love to be in with them as they 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.400 were pouring the shots, because I guarantee they were like, 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:06.800 these women are the weirdest. Could you imagine you're the 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:09.760 first to ever order a shot of olive oil? 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:15.800 M yeah, Michelle film made me getting them ready. I 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.360 told him put it on the menu and call it 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:20.640 the La La Lamp shot. I doubt it'll happen, but 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.200 I'm positioned like this, and I do have boyshorts on, 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:27.120 but I'm positioned like this with the olive juice or 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:30.160 olive oil, uh, with the lemon, and I'm squeezing it 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:33.840 in and Michelle's recording and it looks like I'm either 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:34.960 chopping up cocaine. 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:35.800 Like just the position. 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:38.440 I'm like, I may have rolled too many like blunts 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:41.560 and joints in my day because I'm like in that 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:45.160 position of doing something naughty. But it felt so good 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:46.480 to watch me just prepping. 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:48.640 Yeah. 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.640 She's like, why are you in that post? I was like, 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:51.199 I don't know. 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:55.160 I mean old habits, babe, old habits. So we get 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:58.439 back to the room. I walk in, you guys, I 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:00.840 was like, the function is completely off. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.920 I cannot stay and it was the top room. They said, bullshit, 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:05.800 I cannot stay here. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:08.280 I make Michelle call first, and then they called back 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:11.480 and they're like, hey, so is there something we can do? 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:13.800 And in my head I'm thinking, well, you call a 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:18.280 construction company and refunctual the room. But I said, you know, 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:20.480 it really is just the funk shway of the room 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:21.400 that I'm not digging. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:22.440 It's just not. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:29.200 I'm just not feeling it. So of course five hour 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:32.440 I ordered an olive oil shot and told them that 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:33.840 the funk shway of the room it. 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:35.439 Was totally off. You guys, let me tell you something. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:37.840 You walk in the front door and it's like wall 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:42.800 jar to the side, ben a little door to go 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.240 outside with a chair, so. 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.000 You kind of have to maneuver through that. And then 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:47.160 it's like the TV. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.360 On this wall, so I have to like cock my 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:51.680 neck like this to watch it. Then like a cute 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.560 little fireplace with a mirror. But I'm like, if the 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.560 mirror were there and the TV were there, I guess 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:56.040 I could. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:57.480 I guess I could deal. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:59.719 Then I walked into the bathroom and I'm like, oh no, 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:01.680 oh no. 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:06.320 Here, I'll make it easier for everyone to follow. The 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:10.280 room was a suite, so it was like, this is. 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:11.200 Not a suite. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.120 No, okay, this. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:16.120 Is what I Hate's the man. This is the man 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:19.679 painting a pretty picture with nor what's in front of me, 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.559 And this is Mormon. I saw it. 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:25.840 I saw just interrupting before the story's. 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.120 Over because I don't like what you're saying. 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:31.520 The room was not supposed to be its own hotel room. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.320 It was a connection to the suite, so you'd walk 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.720 in that and it was a couch with a TV 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:42.880 and a fireplace. They made a hotel room and that's 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:47.000 why the funk schue was off. There you go. I 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:47.720 tried to help. 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:51.520 You did help tremendously, but it still doesn't fix the issue. 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:52.839 Well, it never will. 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:53.720 They move us. 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.720 They move us to a different room on the third floor, 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:58.960 directly across from Brittany, which is like. 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:02.640 Their codependent. 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:09.480 We both decide, Michelle and I I. 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:10.320 Don't want to get ready for dinner because I'm. 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:14.200 Tired, so I went with pool hair, covered my malasma. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:15.200 Tad through some as carol on. 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.200 We go down to dinner and when I tell you, 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:21.560 we had a three hour dinner at Polo Lounge, I've 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.640 never sat at a dinner that long. 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:27.280 No, I would have had to take a good thirty 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:27.960 minute break. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.920 You know what, though, there were moments that I looked 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.120 around the table and I love a round table because 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.200 depending on where you sit, you're always at the head, 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:37.559 And I just love that about a round table. 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:41.160 And shaded. 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.880 No. But I mean like where Janet was, she was 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:46.760 at the head of the table. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.760 I was at the head of the table because I 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:51.760 need to feel important. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:56.640 Not what I meant. You can all converse, That's. 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:56.920 What I mean. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.199 When someone's at the head of the table, they can 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:00.280 have on. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:02.200 The table, but it feels like you're at the head 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:03.040 of the table like. 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:05.680 That, okay for me. 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:17.600 Family, guys, Yeah, happy birthday like you. I meant that 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:22.319 everyone gets to. 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:23.719 I do agree the conversation is better because you're not 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:26.480 sure and I could have dot it that way. I 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:29.360 love around the table because everyone you could have dead 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.280 all of that and then at the very ends head 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.560 and I felt important to and it would have not 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:40.040 hit as shitty but not centric. I'm glad you felt 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:41.160 like ahead of think I'm going to have. 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:46.319 In the mirror back on myself and look inwards on something. 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:48.040 Slapping the day. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:51.120 But I looked around and I was like, I love 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:52.600 these people so much. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:53.840 My cup is so full. 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.360 I have high thoughts on a regular basis, Right, you 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:58.080 do you kind. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:00.280 Of get a placebo effect from like all the people drunk. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.120 You're like, am I kind of losing you? Guys? 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:07.760 I was talking to Janet and Jade, another one of 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:12.960 our friends, about the benefits of fasting seventy two hours 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:14.480 that it like changes you, and she's like, what about 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:17.559 it changes you? And I could not explain it, and 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:18.800 I was like, I have to be honest. 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:23.120 I feel fucked up. I don't even know where I 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:23.760 am right now. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:27.800 I'm looking on it. I'm sober, and everybody else and 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.880 like they when they're drunk, they ask you like the 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.000 same thing, and you're like, I we talked about this, 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:32.360 did we? 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:32.480 Not? 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:33.440 Am? I walked up? 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.800 So you're guessing your Janet's looking at me because she's 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.520 been drinking all day, about twelve gallons of rose and 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:44.680 then she's having like beers by the fucking jar this big, 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:47.160 the beers come out. I'm like, you're gonna be all right, 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:48.880 and she's like this to me, She's like, I'm sure 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:52.240 that it like retriggers things because you're in starvation mode. 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:56.200 I'm like, maybe, I don't know. 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:57.520 I don't know. 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.960 All I know is I feel very grateful right now. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:04.960 Time of my life, time of my life. Next day 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:08.440 we check into our cabana, round two, but this time 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:10.160 children come. 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:13.920 And we'll get to the children ruining the day, not 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:19.200 our children, no one in our cabana. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:23.560 Yes, I forgot about that. 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:24.800 I forget about that. 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:27.400 That's how amazing Beverly Hills Hotel is is that I 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:31.080 don't even remember the biggest part of the day, You guys, 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:35.120 my child, I bet Sosa will be swimming by the 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:38.520 age of two. I mean, she's fucking crushing. And when 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.560 people watch me do what I do, they're like. 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:41.840 I don't like this. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.080 I feel like she's gonna throne because I just kind 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.080 of like throw her in and let her no. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.000 She yeah, she's like just a potato, you know. 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:50.240 And then you get her out and she's. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:57.120 And then I go swimming. 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:00.880 It's really really good. People freak out. 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.880 The lifeguard kind of started setting up like this, I 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.080 may have to save this child from her own mother. 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:12.000 That's okay now, crushing it I And she loves her crocs. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.960 Right now too. She really wanted her crocs in the pool. 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:20.120 She goes, Mama shoes swimming, Mamma sho's swimming. No, but 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:23.160 and how funny that I was like, you can't put 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.240 your shoes in the pool. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:25.200 That would be so filthy. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:27.320 From now on, shoes only in the pool. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.360 All right, So we rock at you guys from like 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:33.560 twelve to six at this cabana, right, and the day 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:37.960 before that and the day before time, we I tell Sosa, 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:39.840 no more swimming. We're not going back in because we've 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:43.160 been in all day. This guy jumps in the pool 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.920 and I didn't even notice, but everyone starts yelling get 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:46.880 out of the pool. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.960 There's poop in the pool. A kid had shat in 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:54.000 the pool. And not only that, it gets better. 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:56.479 The way they handled it was phenomenal. 0:15:56.560 --> 0:16:00.480 I told my friends last night, well, so poop in 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:03.760 the pool. Somebody stepped on it. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:07.200 I made that theory up because the guy said, well, 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:09.840 poop doesn't really float, and so we were like. 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:13.800 Well then you start, yeah, you see something brown. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.720 Because I was just laying down, I made up that 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:18.560 was my theory. 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.280 I thought that was real life. I thought because said 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.280 it doesn't on it in the pool, and it was 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:27.600 just no mashed at the bo. 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:31.680 Said, well, it doesn't really float because no one saw it. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:36.120 No, but I did, you know, Well, I don't care 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:39.280 to get into the ship theory. But am I am? 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:40.400 I am? 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:44.200 I'm traditional or sex unlocked with Sallie. I'm not quite 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:47.200 sure because all roads lead to poop with Salie. 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.880 Sally's a shitter. You could say that, yeah, oh Sally 0:16:55.920 --> 0:17:03.360 sexy bitch on the plane righting her. Somebody who shits 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:05.760 their pants and you can't even smell it. I'd be like, sweetheart, 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:13.120 come here right, Yeah, I don't have to see her soon. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:15.080 You won't see her soon. 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:15.560 Good. 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.160 They keep going because it's really funny what you're saying. 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.600 Well, no, I what about Well I'm lost now just 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:25.520 thinking about smeared shit and now Sally's shit. It's just 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.440 a last scentless scentless shit. 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:29.760 Yeah, so good. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.679 But I will say I told my buddy about this 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:35.320 incident and he goes, oh, yeah, that used to have 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.439 it all the time at Cottonwood Heights in Utah. And 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:40.640 they go, what would they do? And he goes everybody 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.920 out of the pool, shock it. Thirty minutes later we're 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:46.520 back in. I go, you are all discussing humans that 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:50.359 ship Beverly Hills Hotel. Shout out. Then they close that 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:53.800 thing down for twenty four hours. Yeah, as they should. 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:58.919 Because what's worse getting in there and getting hope or 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:00.880 getting in there and having your skin fall off from 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:01.720 fucking chemicals. 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:02.080 I don't know. 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.439 I'd rather have my skin fall off from chemicals than 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:07.480 Pink II from Pooh. Would you put it that way, 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:08.399 I mathe right. 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:10.280 Here's the thing that I've learned. 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:14.560 I feel like as the more, the more, uh, the 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:16.960 more children you have. I don't know, I only have too, 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.720 but like, really my ex, I think, is who taught 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:22.879 Ocean how to swim? Because he, from what I remember, 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:26.560 like Riley was swimming at like eighteen months, full on 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:32.280 like doggy paddle through the pool going under uh. And 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:33.760 Amber has told me that too, that it was like 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:36.120 scary because my ex would just throw them in the pool. 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:39.639 So I'm assuming that's how he taught Ocean. So now 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:40.080 it's so so. 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:41.920 I'm like, well, maybe I'll try it out. 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:45.679 Like she takes swim lessons on Mondays with Cam and 0:18:45.720 --> 0:19:00.359