Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It's Lala Kent.
Speaker 3: Welcome to untraditionally Lala, Hello, gorgeous, Lala Kent, welcome back. Hi, te,
Speaker 3: You and I had a buck wild weekend and when
Speaker 3: I tell you, I was prepping for it like it
Speaker 3: was the fucking Olympics.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question, always, did you have
Speaker 1: a bit of anxiety this morning?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know because sleep last night? Neither did I
Speaker 1: at all. I need a Sunday, and when I mean
Speaker 1: a Sunday, I need a day off in between days
Speaker 1: because we had two pool days.
Speaker 2: Unwine day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we got straight home into bed and
Speaker 1: here we are. Yeah. I like day.
Speaker 3: I totally relate to that. I was totally cool with
Speaker 3: the weekend. So it was Jane's birthday on Friday, and
Speaker 3: of course she does her annual Dave and Busters.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: She invited so many people.
Speaker 1: Everybody at Dave and Bus was there for her party.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3: But I had the time of my life because Teddy
Speaker 3: was there.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about what a small world? Tell us
Speaker 1: it's Larissa's good friend Mandy. So it's Mandy's cousin who
Speaker 1: is dating Teddy. What Mandy DMed me and she goes,
Speaker 1: so funny, my cousin met you. We'll say valuaboy, we'll
Speaker 1: call him value boy. Yeah. Yeah, So she says the
Speaker 1: name and I was like maybe there were hundreds of
Speaker 1: people and she was like he's dating Teddy and I
Speaker 1: was like, no way, yeah, what is Yeah, that's him,
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, that's her. Cousin's so cute, very good looking.
Speaker 3: Guy, very good looking, knowing all.
Speaker 1: Knowing that too. That family is that cousin, very good family.
Speaker 2: Great, we love that.
Speaker 1: For ted that we do.
Speaker 3: I was like, gut cackling, you know, belly laughs. I
Speaker 3: mean I kicked it with Teddy most of the night
Speaker 3: and was hunched over dying laughing. I had the time
Speaker 3: of my life. I was like, why do we not
Speaker 3: hang out? Your fun and you make me laugh and
Speaker 3: you say.
Speaker 1: Really shit.
Speaker 2: That I like because.
Speaker 1: There were a couple of times where I was and
Speaker 1: I was like, you're wild, Why he's fucking wild?
Speaker 2: That It made me so happy. So she was there.
Speaker 3: I know, Zach went on a podcast and like went
Speaker 3: in on Janet again.
Speaker 1: It's like, damn it, Zach, you're saying things to keep
Speaker 1: us from hanging out.
Speaker 3: Man, why And I was just at his house like
Speaker 3: the night before, and he was like singing a different tune.
Speaker 3: Then he goes on twats and he's singing another tune.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I cannot keep up.
Speaker 1: You know what, senior tune, whatever way you want. I
Speaker 1: feel different every day too.
Speaker 3: No, I here's yes, I understand, but it goes back
Speaker 3: to fart in the wind. You're fart in the wind,
Speaker 3: you know what. I'm not mad about it, but I
Speaker 3: just can't. I just don't follow very easily because I'm like,
Speaker 3: I was just with him last night and when was
Speaker 3: this podcast? What?
Speaker 2: I cannot track or follow. I'm geographically challenged.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he knows.
Speaker 3: Do you literally stay on the valley? He is a
Speaker 3: fart in the wind.
Speaker 1: Like, he just says stuff and then he leaves and
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't even know what I said, but
Speaker 1: I love Janet.
Speaker 3: Or you get on a call with him, and I've
Speaker 3: told this to his face, so I'm not even worried
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: I get on a.
Speaker 3: Call with him and he's like, so, you want to
Speaker 3: know the reason I have an issue with Janet. It
Speaker 3: started before the pandemic and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh god shit.
Speaker 3: Two hours later, I'm like, I'm even more confused now
Speaker 3: than I was before the phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm very lost.
Speaker 3: I think this should be one of those situations where
Speaker 3: you just wash your hand new slate clean, slate clean clean.
Speaker 3: So we did that, and then a bunch of us
Speaker 3: got rooms at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday. And
Speaker 3: because I looked through Amex, you know, I fucking love
Speaker 3: my Amex. Don't even get me started on my Amex
Speaker 3: like my best friend. It never fails, constantly goes through.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I know that.
Speaker 2: When it gets declined, I'm like, it's your machine.
Speaker 3: So I walk across to another store by sudden approved.
Speaker 2: And I walk back to the other place.
Speaker 3: It was your machine.
Speaker 1: By the way, it was your machine has done that.
Speaker 1: And every time I do that, I know. And it's like,
Speaker 1: if mine gets declined, I use a different card and
Speaker 1: I'm like whatever, and then I go in and it
Speaker 1: goes declined. Did you make this purchase? Now?
Speaker 3: Well, when when things happen like that, I don't get
Speaker 3: the email. Everything goes to my business manager, so I
Speaker 3: can't see in real time why that would be.
Speaker 1: Good to connect to your phone. That might be a
Speaker 1: good one. We want to get the deal. When you're
Speaker 1: not in this state, just.
Speaker 2: Use another card.
Speaker 3: I use my City card, the same card that Kristen
Speaker 3: Bell talks about when she's I know what you're thinking,
Speaker 3: what is Kristin Bell doing on this vacation with her
Speaker 3: pretend kids? Just like I'm earning points. I saw this morning.
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, I didn't realize. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: when you have.
Speaker 1: Your card being advertised, you're like, all right, I have
Speaker 1: a good one.
Speaker 3: Yeah right. I learned about all the benefits in the commercial.
Speaker 3: They are very helpful.
Speaker 1: I know. Every time I see one, I'm always like
Speaker 1: these stupid things, and then by the end of it,
Speaker 1: I'm like, give me an MX.
Speaker 3: So I booked my Bahha through my AMX.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the human crane first?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Janet is the human Trana, Dave and Busters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about it? That's only an adult thing. But honestly,
Speaker 1: for me, did it not seem like very unsanitary to you?
Speaker 1: I wanted to only talk about that because I saw
Speaker 1: people in there and I thought to myself, I'm not
Speaker 1: going after them.
Speaker 3: You know. I didn't get a good look because I
Speaker 3: got caught up in a conversation with Katie Janella, who
Speaker 3: I had met for the first time at David Busters.
Speaker 1: Did you I didn't play games?
Speaker 3: No, Easton, I didn't play games. I talked shit with
Speaker 3: Teddy the whole time, okay, and.
Speaker 2: Thrived to fucking epic time of my life.
Speaker 1: All Right, to Beverly Hills Hotel.
Speaker 2: We go to Beverly Hills Hotel with the AMEX.
Speaker 3: You get early check in and late checkout, right, so
Speaker 3: check in noon, I was right there.
Speaker 2: Ready to fucking roll.
Speaker 3: Okay, checkout is at four, which is usually eleven, so
Speaker 3: that's like a really big deal. So we leave our bags.
Speaker 3: They're like, we'll take them to your room. We go
Speaker 3: to the pool, have a fabulous day. Easton's there like
Speaker 3: such a good vibe, swimming in the pool, ordering all
Speaker 3: types of drinks. Michelle and I do this thing where
Speaker 3: we take a shot of olive oil and with lemon
Speaker 3: and so the guy comes in and we.
Speaker 1: Ask him what that does. Though, well for me.
Speaker 2: Personally, it gets things moving, like that's truly.
Speaker 3: Why I just lubed your right up.
Speaker 2: Right. It's like a little slip and slides.
Speaker 1: It's like going to Jiffy lube.
Speaker 3: All right, okay, but there's many benefits to it. I
Speaker 3: just don't know exactly what they are, but ask Michelle.
Speaker 3: Michelle knows all of the ins and outs of what
Speaker 3: it does. And we do it with half a lemon, okay,
Speaker 3: and then you just chuck it with some water perry
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 2: So we order it.
Speaker 3: From the guy and the guy is like, I can't
Speaker 3: tell if you're messing with me, Like do you really
Speaker 3: want that?
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, we really want that. He goes.
Speaker 3: I have to say, I've worked at Beverly Hills Hotel
Speaker 3: for a very long time. I've had people from all
Speaker 3: over the world come here, and not once has anyone
Speaker 3: ever ordered this. And I felt like so proud. I
Speaker 3: felt like just so bougie, so proud. I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: we just gave this guy a first.
Speaker 1: I would love to be in with them as they
Speaker 1: were pouring the shots, because I guarantee they were like,
Speaker 1: these women are the weirdest. Could you imagine you're the
Speaker 1: first to ever order a shot of olive oil?
Speaker 3: M yeah, Michelle film made me getting them ready. I
Speaker 3: told him put it on the menu and call it
Speaker 3: the La La Lamp shot. I doubt it'll happen, but
Speaker 3: I'm positioned like this, and I do have boyshorts on,
Speaker 3: but I'm positioned like this with the olive juice or
Speaker 3: olive oil, uh, with the lemon, and I'm squeezing it
Speaker 3: in and Michelle's recording and it looks like I'm either
Speaker 3: chopping up cocaine.
Speaker 2: Like just the position.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I may have rolled too many like blunts
Speaker 3: and joints in my day because I'm like in that
Speaker 3: position of doing something naughty. But it felt so good
Speaker 3: to watch me just prepping.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's like, why are you in that post? I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean old habits, babe, old habits. So we get
Speaker 3: back to the room. I walk in, you guys, I
Speaker 3: was like, the function is completely off.
Speaker 1: I cannot stay and it was the top room. They said, bullshit,
Speaker 1: I cannot stay here.
Speaker 3: I make Michelle call first, and then they called back
Speaker 3: and they're like, hey, so is there something we can do?
Speaker 3: And in my head I'm thinking, well, you call a
Speaker 3: construction company and refunctual the room. But I said, you know,
Speaker 3: it really is just the funk shway of the room
Speaker 3: that I'm not digging.
Speaker 1: It's just not.
Speaker 3: I'm just not feeling it. So of course five hour
Speaker 3: I ordered an olive oil shot and told them that
Speaker 3: the funk shway of the room it.
Speaker 2: Was totally off. You guys, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: You walk in the front door and it's like wall
Speaker 3: jar to the side, ben a little door to go
Speaker 3: outside with a chair, so.
Speaker 2: You kind of have to maneuver through that. And then
Speaker 2: it's like the TV.
Speaker 3: On this wall, so I have to like cock my
Speaker 3: neck like this to watch it. Then like a cute
Speaker 3: little fireplace with a mirror. But I'm like, if the
Speaker 3: mirror were there and the TV were there, I guess
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 2: I guess I could deal.
Speaker 3: Then I walked into the bathroom and I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 3: oh no.
Speaker 1: Here, I'll make it easier for everyone to follow. The
Speaker 1: room was a suite, so it was like, this is.
Speaker 2: Not a suite.
Speaker 1: No, okay, this.
Speaker 3: Is what I Hate's the man. This is the man
Speaker 3: painting a pretty picture with nor what's in front of me,
Speaker 3: And this is Mormon. I saw it.
Speaker 1: I saw just interrupting before the story's.
Speaker 2: Over because I don't like what you're saying.
Speaker 1: The room was not supposed to be its own hotel room.
Speaker 1: It was a connection to the suite, so you'd walk
Speaker 1: in that and it was a couch with a TV
Speaker 1: and a fireplace. They made a hotel room and that's
Speaker 1: why the funk schue was off. There you go. I
Speaker 1: tried to help.
Speaker 3: You did help tremendously, but it still doesn't fix the issue.
Speaker 1: Well, it never will.
Speaker 2: They move us.
Speaker 3: They move us to a different room on the third floor,
Speaker 3: directly across from Brittany, which is like.
Speaker 2: Their codependent.
Speaker 3: We both decide, Michelle and I I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to get ready for dinner because I'm.
Speaker 3: Tired, so I went with pool hair, covered my malasma.
Speaker 2: Tad through some as carol on.
Speaker 3: We go down to dinner and when I tell you,
Speaker 3: we had a three hour dinner at Polo Lounge, I've
Speaker 3: never sat at a dinner that long.
Speaker 1: No, I would have had to take a good thirty
Speaker 1: minute break.
Speaker 3: You know what, though, there were moments that I looked
Speaker 3: around the table and I love a round table because
Speaker 3: depending on where you sit, you're always at the head,
Speaker 3: And I just love that about a round table.
Speaker 1: And shaded.
Speaker 3: No. But I mean like where Janet was, she was
Speaker 3: at the head of the table.
Speaker 1: I was at the head of the table because I
Speaker 1: need to feel important.
Speaker 3: Not what I meant. You can all converse, That's.
Speaker 1: What I mean.
Speaker 2: When someone's at the head of the table, they can
Speaker 2: have on.
Speaker 1: The table, but it feels like you're at the head
Speaker 1: of the table like.
Speaker 2: That, okay for me.
Speaker 3: Family, guys, Yeah, happy birthday like you. I meant that
Speaker 3: everyone gets to.
Speaker 1: I do agree the conversation is better because you're not
Speaker 1: sure and I could have dot it that way. I
Speaker 1: love around the table because everyone you could have dead
Speaker 1: all of that and then at the very ends head
Speaker 1: and I felt important to and it would have not
Speaker 1: hit as shitty but not centric. I'm glad you felt
Speaker 1: like ahead of think I'm going to have.
Speaker 3: In the mirror back on myself and look inwards on something.
Speaker 1: Slapping the day.
Speaker 3: But I looked around and I was like, I love
Speaker 3: these people so much.
Speaker 2: My cup is so full.
Speaker 3: I have high thoughts on a regular basis, Right, you
Speaker 3: do you kind.
Speaker 1: Of get a placebo effect from like all the people drunk.
Speaker 1: You're like, am I kind of losing you? Guys?
Speaker 3: I was talking to Janet and Jade, another one of
Speaker 3: our friends, about the benefits of fasting seventy two hours
Speaker 3: that it like changes you, and she's like, what about
Speaker 3: it changes you? And I could not explain it, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I have to be honest.
Speaker 2: I feel fucked up. I don't even know where I
Speaker 2: am right now.
Speaker 1: I'm looking on it. I'm sober, and everybody else and
Speaker 1: like they when they're drunk, they ask you like the
Speaker 1: same thing, and you're like, I we talked about this,
Speaker 1: did we?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 1: Am? I walked up?
Speaker 3: So you're guessing your Janet's looking at me because she's
Speaker 3: been drinking all day, about twelve gallons of rose and
Speaker 3: then she's having like beers by the fucking jar this big,
Speaker 3: the beers come out. I'm like, you're gonna be all right,
Speaker 3: and she's like this to me, She's like, I'm sure
Speaker 3: that it like retriggers things because you're in starvation mode.
Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: All I know is I feel very grateful right now.
Speaker 3: Time of my life, time of my life. Next day
Speaker 3: we check into our cabana, round two, but this time
Speaker 3: children come.
Speaker 1: And we'll get to the children ruining the day, not
Speaker 1: our children, no one in our cabana.
Speaker 3: Yes, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: I forget about that.
Speaker 3: That's how amazing Beverly Hills Hotel is is that I
Speaker 3: don't even remember the biggest part of the day, You guys,
Speaker 3: my child, I bet Sosa will be swimming by the
Speaker 3: age of two. I mean, she's fucking crushing. And when
Speaker 3: people watch me do what I do, they're like.
Speaker 2: I don't like this.
Speaker 3: I feel like she's gonna throne because I just kind
Speaker 3: of like throw her in and let her no.
Speaker 1: She yeah, she's like just a potato, you know.
Speaker 2: And then you get her out and she's.
Speaker 1: And then I go swimming.
Speaker 2: It's really really good. People freak out.
Speaker 3: The lifeguard kind of started setting up like this, I
Speaker 3: may have to save this child from her own mother.
Speaker 3: That's okay now, crushing it I And she loves her crocs.
Speaker 2: Right now too. She really wanted her crocs in the pool.
Speaker 3: She goes, Mama shoes swimming, Mamma sho's swimming. No, but
Speaker 3: and how funny that I was like, you can't put
Speaker 3: your shoes in the pool.
Speaker 2: That would be so filthy.
Speaker 1: From now on, shoes only in the pool.
Speaker 3: All right, So we rock at you guys from like
Speaker 3: twelve to six at this cabana, right, and the day
Speaker 3: before that and the day before time, we I tell Sosa,
Speaker 3: no more swimming. We're not going back in because we've
Speaker 3: been in all day. This guy jumps in the pool
Speaker 3: and I didn't even notice, but everyone starts yelling get
Speaker 3: out of the pool.
Speaker 1: There's poop in the pool. A kid had shat in
Speaker 1: the pool. And not only that, it gets better.
Speaker 2: The way they handled it was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: I told my friends last night, well, so poop in
Speaker 1: the pool. Somebody stepped on it.
Speaker 3: I made that theory up because the guy said, well,
Speaker 3: poop doesn't really float, and so we were like.
Speaker 2: Well then you start, yeah, you see something brown.
Speaker 3: Because I was just laying down, I made up that
Speaker 3: was my theory.
Speaker 1: I thought that was real life. I thought because said
Speaker 1: it doesn't on it in the pool, and it was
Speaker 1: just no mashed at the bo.
Speaker 3: Said, well, it doesn't really float because no one saw it.
Speaker 1: No, but I did, you know, Well, I don't care
Speaker 1: to get into the ship theory. But am I am?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 3: I'm traditional or sex unlocked with Sallie. I'm not quite
Speaker 3: sure because all roads lead to poop with Salie.
Speaker 1: Sally's a shitter. You could say that, yeah, oh Sally
Speaker 1: sexy bitch on the plane righting her. Somebody who shits
Speaker 1: their pants and you can't even smell it. I'd be like, sweetheart,
Speaker 1: come here right, Yeah, I don't have to see her soon.
Speaker 2: You won't see her soon.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: They keep going because it's really funny what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I what about Well I'm lost now just
Speaker 1: thinking about smeared shit and now Sally's shit. It's just
Speaker 1: a last scentless scentless shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so good.
Speaker 1: But I will say I told my buddy about this
Speaker 1: incident and he goes, oh, yeah, that used to have
Speaker 1: it all the time at Cottonwood Heights in Utah. And
Speaker 1: they go, what would they do? And he goes everybody
Speaker 1: out of the pool, shock it. Thirty minutes later we're
Speaker 1: back in. I go, you are all discussing humans that
Speaker 1: ship Beverly Hills Hotel. Shout out. Then they close that
Speaker 1: thing down for twenty four hours. Yeah, as they should.
Speaker 3: Because what's worse getting in there and getting hope or
Speaker 3: getting in there and having your skin fall off from
Speaker 3: fucking chemicals.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'd rather have my skin fall off from chemicals than
Speaker 1: Pink II from Pooh. Would you put it that way,
Speaker 1: I mathe right.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing that I've learned.
Speaker 3: I feel like as the more, the more, uh, the
Speaker 3: more children you have. I don't know, I only have too,
Speaker 3: but like, really my ex, I think, is who taught
Speaker 3: Ocean how to swim? Because he, from what I remember,
Speaker 3: like Riley was swimming at like eighteen months, full on
Speaker 3: like doggy paddle through the pool going under uh. And
Speaker 3: Amber has told me that too, that it was like
Speaker 3: scary because my ex would just throw them in the pool.
Speaker 3: So I'm assuming that's how he taught Ocean. So now
Speaker 3: it's so so.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, maybe I'll try it out.
Speaker 3: Like she takes swim lessons on Mondays with Cam and
Speaker 3: she is crushing. I want to update you guys on mother.
Speaker 3: So she still has like the little bit of tremor.
Speaker 3: She's been on CBD, which has made it so she's
Speaker 3: not lightheaded anymore. This is what drives me crazy about
Speaker 3: Mom though, he said, and I'm not even gonna lie.
Speaker 1: The good thing is she won't listen to this. So
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 3: Friday, before I left to go to Dave and Buster's,
Speaker 3: I said, how are you feeling? She goes, I've been
Speaker 3: really lightheaded. I said, did you take your CBD? Because
Speaker 3: three days prior she goes, I love this CBD. I'm
Speaker 3: not as light headed, like I haven't been experiencing that.
Speaker 3: I said, great, So she goes, no, I didn't take it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why when something is working do you not
Speaker 3: fucking do it?
Speaker 2: Then when the.
Speaker 3: Doctor says this will help you, why do you not
Speaker 3: do it? If the doctor says you gotta be in
Speaker 3: PT two days a week minimum, do you choose not
Speaker 3: to do that? So I had taken her to our
Speaker 3: primary physician who's working with the neurologist. He's very much
Speaker 3: in the know. He checks her strength in her hands
Speaker 3: because she's like, my hands don't work, My hands don't work.
Speaker 3: And he's like, you're very strong, Lisa, you're very strong.
Speaker 3: Are you going to physical therapy? And then he breaks
Speaker 3: it down. People at your age, when they have a
Speaker 3: hip replacement like you did, will sometimes go to physical
Speaker 3: therapy five times a week. There are people that check
Speaker 3: themselves in for two weeks and are going multiple times
Speaker 3: a day just to like regain strength and mobility.
Speaker 2: So I am.
Speaker 3: Smileing and he looks at me and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I think you're okay. I think we just
Speaker 3: have to like give it some time. But you have
Speaker 3: to remember, if you don't use it, you're gonna lose it.
Speaker 3: There's a reason they say that if you're not working
Speaker 3: your body. And even before this hip surgery Easton, she
Speaker 3: wasn't driving. We had to drive her everywhere. Now I
Speaker 3: don't even feel comfortable with her driving a car. She
Speaker 3: didn't want to watch Sosa because she was so intimidated.
Speaker 2: By my baby.
Speaker 3: Now she can't watch Sosa like I wouldn't. She watched
Speaker 3: her the other night, which we left, and she put
Speaker 3: her down to bed, which was big.
Speaker 1: They did it because she called me when I left
Speaker 1: and she goes, are you coming home? And I said,
Speaker 1: if I have to, I can. But that pushes me
Speaker 1: forty minutes out of the way, and she goes, I
Speaker 1: think I can do it. So I said I have
Speaker 1: my phone. If you absolutely need something, call me. I
Speaker 1: didn't get a call. But then back onto the frustrating
Speaker 1: thing of things that work that you feel good and
Speaker 1: then you don't continue to do them.
Speaker 3: The car Okay, okay, okay, tell me tell me.
Speaker 1: Guys, this is and maybe some people can help because
Speaker 1: I can't leave. I led the horse to water, and
Speaker 1: I can't fucking shove her head in. We are driving
Speaker 1: to meet you for breakfast or lunch, just at BH
Speaker 1: Sunday with all the kids. She says, I'm not feeling
Speaker 1: really good. I said, well, what did you eat today?
Speaker 1: It's noon. She's been up with the kid since eight.
Speaker 1: She goes, well, I didn't eat anything. I had a
Speaker 1: protein bar and that was it, because I want to
Speaker 1: have a really good lunch because it's good food. And
Speaker 1: I said, that's you don't eat because you have eating scheduled.
Speaker 1: You eat in the morning and then you eat again. Right.
Speaker 2: So she's skin bone right now there.
Speaker 1: It is so like she will not eat. And now
Speaker 1: she's making excuses for like, well, we're going here, so
Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat and tell them, well you guys,
Speaker 1: and then she feels lightheaded. Then she eats.
Speaker 3: Yes, guys went and she's eating like someone who's trying.
Speaker 1: To lose weight. Guys. We ordered a taco from home state.
Speaker 1: She got one taco, one.
Speaker 3: Taco and they're little like street tacos.
Speaker 1: She didn't even eat. She ate half of it, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm full.
Speaker 3: I said, you're eating the whole fucking thing. You are
Speaker 3: assuming it. There's just little things where she's not trusting herself.
Speaker 3: We have her MRI scheduled. She she just did it.
Speaker 3: We'll get the results back this week. On Brain and Spine.
Speaker 3: She walks up and goes, Lauren, what should I wear
Speaker 3: to the MRI?
Speaker 1: I was like, just something.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Mom, what do you think you should wear?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I don't know what. What do people wear to an MRI?
Speaker 3: I'm like clothing, clothing, clothing, And then before she.
Speaker 2: Goes, do you think I should take a beta blocker? Before?
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you feel like you need
Speaker 2: to do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: What would you do?
Speaker 3: I'm like, it doesn't matter what I would do, because
Speaker 3: I do things based on how I'm feeling. Are you anxious?
Speaker 3: I'm a little anxious. I think maybe I should take one. Well,
Speaker 3: there's your answer, Lauren. What are you eating? I'm not
Speaker 3: really hungry, mom, so I'm probably gonna wait. Okay, then
Speaker 3: I'll just wait. No, I'm gonna have cereal. Probably all right,
Speaker 3: I'll have cereal too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, get on the phone and
Speaker 1: order some fucking you guys.
Speaker 2: It's like Easton and I are.
Speaker 1: If you're not there and I have your two kids,
Speaker 1: I have the third kid, and then this it's vice versa.
Speaker 3: It's and this is not me shitting on my mother.
Speaker 3: It's me very confused on how we got here. And
Speaker 3: I feel and I've said this before in my mom
Speaker 3: coming out to LA after everything happened, you know, and
Speaker 3: being a mom, that's what moms do, right in her
Speaker 3: trying to get me my independence. She gave you all
Speaker 3: of her, she gave me all of hers, and it's
Speaker 3: it's a lot. And I think once we get this
Speaker 3: brain scam back, if everything looks okay, like Easton and
Speaker 3: I almost have to play good cop bad cop.
Speaker 1: Because yesterday, because you Law always gets me because all
Speaker 1: the time do I need to do? We do? But
Speaker 1: that's the thing. So I'm always like do I need
Speaker 1: to do that for it? And she's like yeah, and
Speaker 1: Law will be like, no, you're doing it. Yesterday she
Speaker 1: had something and you were like, do you want me
Speaker 1: to cut that for you? And I go, no, she
Speaker 1: can do it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah totally. I mean it's as simple as
Speaker 3: putting a lid back on milk.
Speaker 1: You guys, guys. Not only that she's causing issues now
Speaker 1: because she has fucking water bottles, guys, and she can't
Speaker 1: even tighten the.
Speaker 3: Little oh they constantly, so then wrench me because I think,
Speaker 3: And so I pick it up and I go, is
Speaker 3: this yours?
Speaker 1: And she goes yeah. I go, I'm gonna put it
Speaker 1: in my bag. She doesn't say anything. I put it
Speaker 1: in my bag. It leaked all over, and I go,
Speaker 1: you have no She goes, oh, I don't think I
Speaker 1: put the lid on, and I go, I know you
Speaker 1: didn't put the lid on. I don't know. This isn't
Speaker 1: a thing. This is a for sure fuck her.
Speaker 3: And she puts those things, those pink packages, pink bleaching.
Speaker 3: We love her, we love her so much, but it's
Speaker 3: it's time. We have to get her independent and push
Speaker 3: her out of the nest. What that means exactly, I'm
Speaker 3: not sure.
Speaker 1: The nest is just not me driving the vehicles.
Speaker 3: For a moment, I was like, we're going to move
Speaker 3: her out like it get here is killing my mother, right,
Speaker 3: We have to.
Speaker 1: It would be good for her. I always say this,
Speaker 1: Can I elaborate though?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Put her closely in an apartment so she is she
Speaker 1: has to wake up on her own and get her
Speaker 1: own food, screw on her own milk, get in her
Speaker 1: own car to the house. Those were the little things
Speaker 1: that we were wanting her to do but going.
Speaker 3: On so I kind of soft launch this idea to her,
Speaker 3: full on tears.
Speaker 1: She comes to the back house and I'm just sitting there.
Speaker 2: Who's she? Yeah, oh I do.
Speaker 1: Lauren law la La comes to the back house and
Speaker 1: I'm just in my depressive mode on my bed, just
Speaker 1: fucking scrolling, thinking when do I have to go do
Speaker 1: something for my mother? And she comes back and she goes,
Speaker 1: So I think we're doing this. We're getting her out
Speaker 1: of the house. We're getting her independence. And I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is gonna go well. And she goes, but we
Speaker 1: may have to get the cops to hear out. I
Speaker 1: was like, so, what's going on? She's not leaving you guys.
Speaker 3: It was somewhat of a joke because if you're in
Speaker 3: when you're in, it was a huge joke. If you
Speaker 3: were in the house. There's been such a turn that
Speaker 3: just happened overnight where it it makes me very nervous
Speaker 3: because you guys know my pod, I fucking love my family,
Speaker 3: but when I watch my mom, who's independent and become
Speaker 3: like a newborn baby where she can't even make a
Speaker 3: decision on her own, cannot feed herself on her own.
Speaker 3: I then go I tap into like Mama bear mode
Speaker 3: where it's like the kid, where it's like, you gotta
Speaker 3: get a job, get the fuck out of the basement.
Speaker 3: You're not going to school, so go to work, you
Speaker 3: know where. I'm like, if I want my mom around
Speaker 3: a long time and we left out at sixty four
Speaker 3: sixty four, yeah, because he did not take care of himself.
Speaker 3: So now I'm watching my mother at sixty five, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I need to make sure that you're around
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 1: Yes, And that's what scares me because there's little things
Speaker 1: that like I'm connecting to the two and I was
Speaker 1: blind to it the first go around. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: you need to start fucking caring. Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to get into pop culture news, but
Speaker 3: let me tell you this part very quickly. There are
Speaker 3: twenty seasons of Real Housewives of Orange County. So East
Speaker 3: and I have this conversation about my mom. I'm calling
Speaker 3: my best friends that we grew up with in Utah.
Speaker 3: Their mom and my mom have been best friends since
Speaker 3: since junior high school. Their mom is single, trying to
Speaker 3: figure her life out.
Speaker 2: I call them.
Speaker 3: I was like, what are the chances that we get
Speaker 3: these two living together? They've lived together before. They're very
Speaker 3: good for each other. They talked about they would hike,
Speaker 3: walk the neighborhood. Make sure to cook half of the
Speaker 3: Golden Girls is the best way to put it. So anyway,
Speaker 3: after that whole ordeal, East and I are sitting on
Speaker 3: the couch twenty seasons you guys of OC and what
Speaker 3: is the episode that comes on the one where Vicky
Speaker 3: gets the call at Shannon Badoor's house that her mom
Speaker 3: has died. Eastern saw me on the couch. I cried,
Speaker 3: and I'm trying to like hold it in contract, run
Speaker 3: it Aer and I go by the way, we're never.
Speaker 2: Kicking them out.
Speaker 3: It was like Lauren, I just thought that same thing.
Speaker 3: I was like, never, never, We'll have a difficult conversation, but.
Speaker 1: That was gone.
Speaker 3: Put that fucking episode.
Speaker 1: I was sitting on the couch next to my mom,
Speaker 1: just like tears ring, and it was.
Speaker 3: Counts of episode that all of them, that's the one
Speaker 3: that she's gone.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I just want my mommy. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I could cry right now. I want
Speaker 1: my mommy where I just want for the rest of
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: So that was the turn that it took.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she's stuck at the house and she can continue
Speaker 1: what she's.
Speaker 2: Doing and keep playing good bat uh.
Speaker 3: Supermodel Cafe is about to open by Bethany Frankel, and
Speaker 3: it's going to be like all of her snacks that
Speaker 3: she does. I don't know if you've ever watched Bethany Frankel,
Speaker 3: but she'll be like doing makeup tutorials whatever. But she
Speaker 3: also does like cottage cheese snacks. You know, her whole
Speaker 3: background and elevation is in food. So I kind of
Speaker 3: love the idea. If you could have a supermodel snack,
Speaker 3: what would it be? I already have mine in mind.
Speaker 1: Well, this figure just keeps itself, but mine, I really
Speaker 1: like like wheat thins okay with cream cheese. Oh, but is.
Speaker 2: That a supermodel snack? That sounds okay? All right?
Speaker 1: I mean this figure doesn't lie.
Speaker 3: That's actually way true. Good for you.
Speaker 2: So I have two Oh tell me, tell.
Speaker 1: Me, Mom got me on it with her supermodel figure.
Speaker 2: She's steal mine. I'm gonna be p o oh, go on.
Speaker 1: And I'll say, what is it?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: It's the rice cakes with peanut butter.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, see, that would be like the dessert one
Speaker 3: for me, but I've also gone addicted.
Speaker 2: So the rice cake with peanut butter.
Speaker 3: We usually get like the popcorn flavor or the chocolate one,
Speaker 3: but I like the white cheddar and then you mix
Speaker 3: up avocado to make it like guacamole, basically put it
Speaker 3: on your rice ca You could add.
Speaker 2: Like a thin layer of cream cheese. I'm cool with that.
Speaker 3: But then McCormick has this buttered popcorn salt and you
Speaker 3: just put it the tiniest little like like seasoning.
Speaker 1: I like the cheddar, the cheddar cheese ones.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so Bethany, if you need like a La
Speaker 3: la featured snack on your supermodel supermodel cafe menu.
Speaker 1: And you need that supermodel if you.
Speaker 3: Need a model, here he is because like he said,
Speaker 3: this could get no lack.
Speaker 1: These long dancers legs can get the move in.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited about because right now I'm only watching
Speaker 3: I finished in the City five Stars, I am caught
Speaker 3: up on o C. I'm like needing my next hit
Speaker 3: of a show. Ultimate Girl Trip is about to air
Speaker 3: phenomenal cast.
Speaker 2: You don't really know. Do you know a lot of Housewives?
Speaker 1: I just the one thing I know was last Sunday
Speaker 1: was the last Sunday without football. That's all I know.
Speaker 3: Last Sunday was the last Sunday without football. Wow, I'm
Speaker 3: so thrilled about this. By the way, Raven's just reached
Speaker 3: out gave me a list of their home games.
Speaker 1: Take a good as what we're gonna do. But back
Speaker 1: to the point, No, I do not. I haven't watched,
Speaker 1: so I.
Speaker 3: Don't know how many people are allowed on Real Housewives
Speaker 3: Ultimate Girls Trip, but I think I would pick I mean,
Speaker 3: I always love Tamra Judge, so I would go Tamra.
Speaker 3: Let's I really am enjoying Shamiah on Atlanta right now.
Speaker 3: I think she's fucking crushing it, so that whole cast
Speaker 3: is kind of killing it.
Speaker 2: I'm caught up on that too.
Speaker 3: Shamia, Let's give her a whack at it. I love
Speaker 3: the idea of I mean, Ashley Darby's pretty legit, but
Speaker 3: maybe like, give me give me a throwback Potomac. It's
Speaker 3: not really that throwback, but Karen Huger throw her in
Speaker 3: the mix.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: Then I want to see Erica Jane and who would
Speaker 3: my last one be? I need like someone who's fun
Speaker 3: in a voice of reason. Maybe I'm going to do
Speaker 3: Heather because I think she's great and she's the voice
Speaker 3: of reason and I find her easy to watch.
Speaker 2: But then you can't have one without the other when
Speaker 2: it comes.
Speaker 3: To Marisol and Alexia. So there's my what that's eight?
Speaker 3: And if I were on it? Oh, so it's not
Speaker 3: just housewives.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: If I was on it, I would want.
Speaker 2: People are gonna hate me for this, Amanda.
Speaker 3: I would want Lindsay Hubbs, I would want Gia Judice,
Speaker 3: and probably I would have to bring Brooks, toros Ja.
Speaker 3: I would want Janet Caperna and Zach. That's my seven.
Speaker 3: Sally's gonna be my plus one. We're gonna tag.
Speaker 2: Team this shit.
Speaker 3: I love that because you gotta have Sally on there,
Speaker 3: because we would have so much fun and Sally shitting Sally,
Speaker 3: do not give her that name dream She's gonna be
Speaker 3: fucking furious. She's gonna lose her freaking mind.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If I can get shit in Sally going,
Speaker 1: that means I've got some poll.
Speaker 2: Amen to that.
Speaker 3: Zach Wickham did twats with Tamar and Teddy and this
Speaker 3: motherfucker in the TikTok which everyone was trying to get
Speaker 3: me riled up about. This one at the BH Hotel.
Speaker 3: I was like, you guys can truly not kill my
Speaker 3: fucking vibe today, like it's Sunday inn with my kid DONKEYA.
Speaker 2: Plus I might.
Speaker 3: Choose Schwartzy too. They did this TikTok where they put
Speaker 3: two names of and it was like returning to the
Speaker 3: valley La La or Schwartz, and he chose Schwartz.
Speaker 2: Do I text him and like fuck his ass up
Speaker 2: over this?
Speaker 1: No? I think you say, like buck Zach.
Speaker 3: I'm at your a apartment. We're singing karaoke. Meanwhile, in
Speaker 3: the back of your mind you would rather be with
Speaker 3: Schwartz than me.
Speaker 1: I would have there would have been some damage.
Speaker 2: We're about to start something.
Speaker 1: You guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for listening to another episode of
Speaker 3: Untraditionally La La. I'm going to catch you here we go.
Speaker 3: Tee it up, get your Google calendars out. I will
Speaker 3: catch you tomorrow for sex Unlocked with Myself and Sally Wednesday,
Speaker 3: another regular old episode of Untraditionally La La Thursday and
Speaker 3: Unlikely affair heirs, and Monday you can catch the untraditionally,
Speaker 3: La la bonus, love y'all, Bye,