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Speaker 1: Karen Mom demands that I exit the elevator, but her

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Speaker 2: This is not just an elevator for you or for me.

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Speaker 2: This is an elevator for the people.

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Speaker 1: We pop just claiming the elevator for us all.

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Speaker 2: We will take the elevator back from the Karens, back

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Speaker 2: from the rain of the dictator.

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Speaker 1: Yes, a neighbor of mine has seven children and they

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Speaker 1: are all under the age of nine. Damn popping them

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Speaker 1: out one after another.

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Speaker 2: Just just back to back with it. Sam's allergic to

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Speaker 2: how often you're doing it.

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Speaker 1: I've seen her many times, and she always demands people

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Speaker 1: to take the next elevator because she has kids and

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Speaker 1: needs to get home. She has physically shoved into elevators

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Speaker 1: and force people out, including my elderly father. Move over,

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Speaker 1: old man, get out to hear you, old bag of bones.

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Speaker 1: I guess I can't take that day. My heart can't

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Speaker 1: take it. Army of sex children attack, get it bye

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Speaker 1: and girls. I was on my way home from work.

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Speaker 1: I take public transit, and she was on the bus

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Speaker 1: before they get hurt. My god, sure enough, one of

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Speaker 1: my place and started screaming. She looked like she was

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Speaker 1: physically okay, no blood, not even a red mark, but

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Speaker 1: she screeched the rest of the ride. Yeah. I was

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Speaker 1: first in the building and hit the elevator button, and

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Speaker 1: then she came in with her double stroller and her

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Speaker 1: gaggle of children. It's like a whole entourage. Billy, my sunglasses, Timmy,

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Speaker 1: my lipstick. As I stepped in the elevator, and then

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Speaker 1: I held the door first. Oh, he's starting to be

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Speaker 1: the good guy, and just like, hold the door all right,

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Speaker 1: come on. She told me that I would have to

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Speaker 1: get out and wait for the next one. I said,

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Speaker 1: excuse me. After OBI held the door for you, Oh god,

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Speaker 1: he became I raped and pointed at her kids and said,

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Speaker 1: excuse me. Do you understand what I'm dealing with here?

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Speaker 1: I said, I understand that it's overwhelming, but I had

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Speaker 2: I understand you don't know how to use protection we

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how about you freaking wrap it? Come on, I said,

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Speaker 1: in er out because I'm going now. She pulled her

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Speaker 1: A few people were waiting behind her and got in

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Speaker 1: with me. Two began thanking me for standing up to

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Speaker 1: her because she does this all the time. Hero. Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine that would be so awful? But the other

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Speaker 1: one called me an asshole for not being sympathetic to

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Speaker 1: her situation. Huh. I don't think people should have to

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Speaker 1: make constant accommodations for people just because they have kids,

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Speaker 1: especially when they're rude and demanding. But am I the

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Speaker 1: a hole here? And at it? People are concerned with

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Speaker 1: the way that this woman has treated my father. She

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Speaker 1: did not physically touch him. He was in the elevator,

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Speaker 1: and she pushed her stroller in, waved her arm and

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Speaker 1: yelled at him to get out several times. Because he's

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Speaker 1: Had she put her hands on him, charges would have

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Speaker 1: been filed. Okay, So to go back to Opie's question, Yep,

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Speaker 1: do you think Opie's a whole Let us know in

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Speaker 1: the comments put in below, what do you think this

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Speaker 1: Karen character? But John, what are your thoughts? You know?

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Speaker 1: I think I have a solution. Oh please tell me.

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Speaker 2: Uh, we build a new decoy elevator and and we

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Speaker 2: have all of her, you know, we we'll we'll we'll

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Speaker 2: let well, let's someone, We'll let her decide. Right, we'd

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Speaker 2: be like like, same situation, there's op holding the doors,

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Speaker 2: like do you want to get in or get out?

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Speaker 1: And this is her final chance. If she's like you

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Speaker 1: know what, yeah, like get in the error of my ways?

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Speaker 1: Let me get in. We can all we can all

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Speaker 1: share the elevator together. Then great. Then we'll be like

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Speaker 1: you pascitest and wall cheer for her.

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Speaker 2: If she doesn't, we bring her and her her gaggle

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Speaker 2: in and contain them from spreading their terror across the world.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a perfect solution. If you're in favor

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Speaker 1: the right solution.

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Speaker 2: John, my son's in laws bandits from the wedding, Fine,

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Speaker 2: then I'm evicting your daughter and my trader son.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the punishment fits the crime, you know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like if you don't invite your parents to

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Speaker 1: you know, I think it's like the ultimate insult too.

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Speaker 1: I mean that, It's like it would be bad if

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Speaker 2: Just I just don't think it's your vibe, you know

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Speaker 1: I remember, Yeah, a Lumberg like mister Lumberg. Yeah, he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: So my wife and I bought a four bedroom house

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Speaker 2: The parents are doing what they can for their baby boy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pay for his groceries. It's like, uh, yeah, of

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Speaker 2: But it's also not like like, oh my gosh, he

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Speaker 2: a huge flex, not a huge flex. All was going

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Speaker 2: well for a few years, and our son met a

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Speaker 1: No, then she's naughty man. And then she's naughty not nice.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna go directly into Santa's sack. It ain't cold,

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Speaker 2: But then the big announcement, they announce that they're engaged,

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Speaker 1: See, I thought that would be like not the problem.

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Speaker 1: You know, something ain't right.

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Speaker 2: Of course, we hold a little get to know you

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Speaker 2: We all seem to be getting along well. My wife, daughter,

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Speaker 2: tell me that we're leaving and driving back to New Jersey. Okay,

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Speaker 1: like that's what that is the most ridiculous request ever.

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Speaker 2: According to what I was called, we're not there kind

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? What does that mean? Like are

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Speaker 2: Literally, I was livid I called my son and asked

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Speaker 2: me that her family feel that we are not good

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Speaker 2: enough and we'll embarrass them at a family wedding and

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Speaker 2: that we are all uninvited from the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Embarrassed. How I want to know how? You want to know?

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Speaker 2: How?

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Speaker 1: Also not good enough? That's crazy. This needs to be

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Speaker 1: like get his life in check, dude.

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Speaker 2: We need we need to create like we need to

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Speaker 1: all prank shows. Yeah, and there's this one where they

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Speaker 1: they basically like set up a fake prank show where

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Speaker 1: they get people to like sign something right, and then

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Speaker 1: they just go like when they when like I think

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Speaker 1: they sit on a whoope cushion, just like something super dumb, right,

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Speaker 1: and then all whole live band comes in like like

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Speaker 1: a big ass like baby comes in and it says

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Speaker 1: you're a dumb fuck, You're a dumb fuck. And then

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Speaker 1: a guy comes out and says you're on dumb fucks

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Speaker 1: dumb fuck And but then the person starts crying yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the guy who's like like making them like like

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Speaker 1: like like like driving them, Yeah, uh is actually getting

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Speaker 1: pranked because they hired a professional actor to cry on

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Speaker 1: the spot and so he's the one getting pranked. It's

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Speaker 1: a reverse prank, Uno Carvers.

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Speaker 2: I like the reverse prank, like I would do it,

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Speaker 2: you know how they like watching the trailer like the

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Speaker 2: other person getting pranked. I would have like just some

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Speaker 2: like frickin muscleman, just like like like arm swortzinger, like

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Speaker 2: bust down the door and then just start like there's

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Speaker 2: like another producer sitting next to them, and they'd be

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Speaker 2: like you you owe me fifty thousand dollars and just

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Speaker 2: try to attack them, and that person just like holy shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Like they think they're watching the prank, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: literally they know that they are the prank.

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Speaker 2: Back back to back to our our protagonists who are

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Speaker 2: not being pranks to this is sadly reality.

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Speaker 1: Sad reality.

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Speaker 2: I let a week go by to call myself down,

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Speaker 2: and then I drive back to the Pennsylvania house. The

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Speaker 2: new future in laws are in the house along with

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Speaker 2: the fiance. It appears they've all moved into the house.

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Speaker 2: What so you uninvite me from the wedding and now

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Speaker 2: you live in my house, all of them, all of them,

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Speaker 2: the parents too.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand how they think that this family will

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Speaker 1: embarrass them at the wedding. Like they they are, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like they have like a house to live in.

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Speaker 2: It's like, guys, guys, we don't want to embarrass us,

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Speaker 2: so we're just gonna live in your house and and

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Speaker 2: use your credit cards and like because you just be

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Speaker 2: too embarrassing, Like it would just be too embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Like I get, I mean this is it would be terrible.

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Speaker 1: But I could understand if like the other family was

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Speaker 1: super rich or something, and then it was like, you

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Speaker 1: can't come to the wedding because you're a bunch of hicks, right,

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Speaker 1: like so terrible some sort of like that like reason, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like that see makes reason. But what the heck is

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Speaker 1: the reason? There's not even any logic behind it, like

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Speaker 1: they have no. I don't understand. I really want to know,

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Speaker 1: Like I want to, yeah, sit them down and say

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Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on here? They asked me

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing there? Gee, I own the house.

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Speaker 2: I told them that since we aren't invited. I was

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Speaker 2: coming over to talk to my son. They tell me

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Speaker 2: to leave their house.

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Speaker 1: Ridiculous. We're about it, We're about to live. The other

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Speaker 1: shoes about to draw. Are you ready, Sam? We're fully

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Speaker 1: cocked and loaded over here. I'm ready to be cocked cocked.

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Speaker 1: I lost it.

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Speaker 2: I told them that they had thirty days to get

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Speaker 2: the f out.

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Speaker 1: Thirty days is a lot, very generous over here.

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Speaker 2: I told my son I'm selling the house and he

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Speaker 2: could find somewhere else to live with all of them.

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Speaker 2: I go to a realtor in town and list the

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Speaker 2: house for sale. Wow, that was quick, Daddy ain't playing around.

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Speaker 2: They call my son at work and tell him what

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Speaker 2: I said. Apparently they thought he owned the house.

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Speaker 1: How the tables have turned jokes on you? Now? Who's embarrassing?

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Speaker 1: How did they think he owns it? He's in college.

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Speaker 1: He listened to Gary Vee and I decided to fuck

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Speaker 1: my parents and like, I got a house. Bro what

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Speaker 1: I turned this paper clip and then went to a

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Speaker 1: garage sale and bought a little kiddie pool and then

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Speaker 1: sold it as an NFT. Fuck your parents, your parents

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Speaker 1: don't sleep.

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Speaker 2: He calls me and asked me why I'm selling the house.

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Speaker 2: I told him I paid for it along with the

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Speaker 2: taxes on it, so it's mine.

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Speaker 1: Damn straight, the only answer you need.

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Speaker 2: He was living there rent free, but since he decided

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Speaker 2: he doesn't want us in his new fancy schmancy life,

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Speaker 2: he has.

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Speaker 1: To get out.

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Speaker 2: Punishment fits the crime, Yeah it does. I tell him

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Speaker 2: the same as I told his future and laws. He

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Speaker 2: has thirty days to get out and then I'll get

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Speaker 2: my lawyer and get them evicted.

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Speaker 1: Shit.

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Speaker 2: So the question is, so, the question is am I

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Speaker 2: the a hole for taking this hard stance on them?

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Speaker 2: He is my son, but the in laws seem to

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Speaker 2: take over and we no longer count.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he needs to learn a lesson. Honestly, this

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Speaker 1: is this is the exact appropriate punishment. This is reality

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Speaker 1: hitting it like sitting in right right, like like oh

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Speaker 1: you think like you think that you're better than us. Now,

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Speaker 1: well let's let's let's see, let's see if you can

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Speaker 1: infend for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know what, Yeah, go go buy him, Go

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Speaker 2: go buy a mansion with all you're clearly like so

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Speaker 2: much better than us, better at making money and all

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Speaker 2: that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Then go go be better and buy a house. Go

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Speaker 1: do it. Fuck that guy, eh,