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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame WEA mornings. Hello. Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is Alexis. I'm calling from resort in Casino. I'm looking

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Speaker 1: for Shawna. Shawna who was listed as Sandy emergency contact. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is she. That's my mom. Is she okay? Well?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess depends on what you considers okay. Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Oh uh sorry, I thought your phone dropped out or

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Speaker 1: something because I didn't hear like any laughter from you.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a pretty never mind. I guess

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Speaker 1: if you knew what your mom was doing right now,

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Speaker 1: then you would probably laugh yourself. No, I heard, I

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Speaker 1: just did last week, as you're calling me, because I'm

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Speaker 1: my mom's emergency contact, So like, I don't care about

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Speaker 1: your chokes right now. What's happening to my mom? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not a huge deal, but she was just out

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Speaker 1: by the pool today and she ended up meeting test anyway,

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Speaker 1: she just got really drunk and she needs you to

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Speaker 1: come pick her up. Are you hitting me? You know

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Speaker 1: your mom better than I do. It looks like this

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Speaker 1: is at her first rodeo. But I'll let you talk

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Speaker 1: to her. Let me get her real quick. Oh where

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Speaker 1: did she? What? Wait? Where did my mom? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Wait? Where my mom? Thank you? What

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Speaker 1: is happening? Are you kidding me? I can't believe I'm

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Speaker 1: doing that? Hello? Would you say your name was Sandy?

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Speaker 1: You just walk right? Hello? Hello? Do you say hello?

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Speaker 1: Did you say Sandy? Hey? Pete Aggins? You're sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know the line had picked up. Um, who

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Speaker 1: am I speaking with? What? Who are you talking to?

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Speaker 1: What's happening? Is this Shanna Sandy's mom? Yeah? What is happening?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Sandy's daughter. I'm why did it sound like

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Speaker 1: you were just like making out with her hands on

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Speaker 1: the phone? I'm sorry? What what is happening on the phone?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my mom there? Please, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: put you on hold her quick, get over here. Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding it? Oh my god? What Pete? I told

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Speaker 1: you Just because I'm Tiso's manager doesn't mean that I

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Speaker 1: have to babysit every groupie that he sleeps with. Okay,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Well this isn't Pete. Who's this? My

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Speaker 1: name is Shauna And somebody called me and told me

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Speaker 1: that my mom is drunk and I'm supposed to pick

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Speaker 1: her up and I don't even know how that's like

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Speaker 1: a thing. So I'm like, nobody's ever been drunk in

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Speaker 1: Vegas before, and she's newly single and partying too much,

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Speaker 1: and they're talking about this testo person. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who that is, and like, I just need someone to

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Speaker 1: explain to me what's going on. And I need to

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Speaker 1: speak to my freaking mom now. No, I'm so sick

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Speaker 1: of this. I mean every time that TSO gets an

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Speaker 1: old lady drunk and tries to put her in the

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Speaker 1: wet T shirt contest, I always have to deal with

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Speaker 1: the aftermath. You know what, I'm out? I quit. Do

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Speaker 1: you say my mom is in a wet T shirt contest?

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Speaker 1: It just isn't my problem anymore. Okay, lady, please hold

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thanks for holding us. Alexis, How can

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Speaker 1: I help? Where is my drunk mom? This is Shannah

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Speaker 1: Sana again. Man, your mom really likes her party. The

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Speaker 1: security people were showing me footage of her today. I

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Speaker 1: was like, bang girl getting it. I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: she's newly single, she's in Vegas, she wanted to go

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Speaker 1: for the first time being single, and she awarded it.

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Speaker 1: I just what can can you just like help me

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Speaker 1: in some way. I was gonna have you talked for

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought you got it all situated

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Speaker 1: and handled. I realized that you're not in Vegas. Everybody

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Speaker 1: me around alexis Yeah, that sandy woman left her t

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Speaker 1: contest on her metal on She won the first and

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Speaker 1: the twork contest. So I left the metal, Pete, Pete, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not right now, she left her She won the first

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Speaker 1: place in the twerking contest. This afternoon at the pool.

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Speaker 1: She left her metal at my desk, Pete, So I did, yes, yes, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're on the phone. I'm sorry. Her daughter's on the

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Speaker 1: phone still. Oh, what is happening? I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to my mom. This has been the most frustrating call

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Speaker 1: of my life. Where is my drunk mom? You know

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Speaker 1: what happens in Vegas days in Vegas. What is going on? Seana?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show. And this

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Speaker 1: says Alex from the Jewel Show. And this is English

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Speaker 1: Evan from the Jewel Show. Your mom is fine, but

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Speaker 1: she sets you up for a phone prank. This is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Yeah, your mom's fine. She said

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Speaker 1: you up for a phone prank because she said that

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Speaker 1: you make fun of her forr partying too much for

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Speaker 1: her age. Since she's been single. I wanted to teach

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Speaker 1: you a lesson. Oh yeah, I don't know what's worse.

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Speaker 1: Thank you my mom was actually doing that. Of the

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Speaker 1: fact that I can like, actually see my mom doing that,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jewel phone pranks,