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Speaker 2: a second date.
Speaker 3: Yes, Second Date up dated. Just doing this segment, we
Speaker 3: hear from couples who meet in all sorts of strange
Speaker 3: new ways. Yeah, for sure, but this one is going
Speaker 3: to be particularly terrifying for one person in this room.
Speaker 2: Oh always thinks he's the one that's going to be scared.
Speaker 3: Jose's fears are right today because, apparently, according to this email,
Speaker 3: they met while doing one of Jose's absolute worst fears
Speaker 3: physical exercise.
Speaker 1: They're gonna say, like a roller coaster Jazz Jose.
Speaker 3: Let's try to keep the whimpers and begging from mommies
Speaker 3: to a minimum, Marris. We talked to a guy named
Speaker 3: Vaughn about his first date. Vaughn, Welcome to Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: How you doing doing good? How about you doing good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean what is this? You met a girl at
Speaker 1: the gym? Is that what he's getting to?
Speaker 4: No, I participated in a run club. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you've ever done one of those before?
Speaker 1: Wow club? Should I be concerned?
Speaker 3: The club I could think of YACA would be like
Speaker 3: video game club where you sit and don't move.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actual is this like a like an exercising club or
Speaker 3: a dating type of club?
Speaker 4: It's kind of like a mix of both. It's like,
Speaker 4: if you're single, you wear black or something dark.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: If you have a girlfriend her boyfriend, you wear a color.
Speaker 3: Okay, Brooke, what does your husband wear to his run club?
Speaker 2: Well, he's going to be wearing an orange reflective vesta
Speaker 2: after this report.
Speaker 3: He wears a bunch of apples. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: what that means.
Speaker 1: Okay, how many people are in this club?
Speaker 4: There been at least one hundred people.
Speaker 3: There's a part this is like a okay, cool.
Speaker 4: It's a crazy thing because there's a lot of hot chicks.
Speaker 4: There had been at least like and.
Speaker 3: There's actually like the people who exercise can be good
Speaker 3: looking at they just made there. Still not going to
Speaker 3: join a run play. How did it go?
Speaker 4: Well? Pretty good? That's how I met test Test Okay, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: she had really nice cash.
Speaker 1: She's like I'd like to think stairs, That's what I'd
Speaker 1: like to think.
Speaker 3: Well, the fact that you didn't get maced, right, there
Speaker 3: is a win in my book.
Speaker 1: So, oh god, I think it's such a good.
Speaker 2: Couple of it.
Speaker 3: You were able to like get to no test a little.
Speaker 4: Bit there, I did, and I got to see a
Speaker 4: good deal. I got a number.
Speaker 3: So you also have a different definition of sealing the
Speaker 3: deal with a girl. A lot of differences here, but good.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you got her phone number.
Speaker 5: Deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of many deals I think you did.
Speaker 1: You were you able to turn it into a date?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We met up a few days later at a bar
Speaker 5: and I had a great time.
Speaker 1: You did tell us about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, give us the highlights.
Speaker 4: All right. So I'm been watching my die lately. So
Speaker 4: I compiled this note card card. I told her this
Speaker 4: is how many calories that we.
Speaker 5: Burned on our run, and now we had to gain
Speaker 5: it back on the menu.
Speaker 2: Smart No, no, no, don't talk about calories ever with
Speaker 2: a woman.
Speaker 1: I don't think that.
Speaker 3: I think he's just trying to be like fun in
Speaker 3: cree aative and playful. Withstanding, we need to count calories together.
Speaker 1: That's how it comes off. Though it doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: his intention was. He's using a note card, like don't
Speaker 1: you have like an your phone.
Speaker 3: How did test react to the note card move?
Speaker 4: She loved it, but uh, whoa in your face?
Speaker 1: She's not calling you back, So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that counts as a w. So you
Speaker 3: guys ordered a bunch of food together, right, yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then she guiltily ate it all. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: what happened next?
Speaker 4: Well, we just kind of hung out and grabbed some
Speaker 4: drinks and had a good time. And the place that
Speaker 4: we were at had some really cool tall shelves.
Speaker 2: Tall shelves like that you would put books on or something.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, Yeah, yeah, it looked like he
Speaker 4: put books on, but they had a bunch of bugs
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 3: Mugs, a bunch of Steins or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of like Stein's. And so these drunk
Speaker 4: dudes are by there there. I don't know why they
Speaker 4: were standing by there, but they're kind of hanging out
Speaker 4: and stumbling.
Speaker 5: Around there, and they actually bumped one of the shelves
Speaker 5: that was holding this really expensive looking one. It was
Speaker 5: about to come down, and I saw that testas right
Speaker 5: underneath it, and I made a quick movement just pulled
Speaker 5: her out of the way. She got a little.
Speaker 4: Upset, but then crashed right behind her with the mug.
Speaker 3: Wow, saved her life. That's the universe, dude. You were
Speaker 3: put in a situation to protect her and you did,
Speaker 3: bros a good job. Was she grateful or was she
Speaker 3: upset by that?
Speaker 4: Oh? After she saw what crash behind her, then she realized, yeah,
Speaker 4: that would have been her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's kind of wild. You must be
Speaker 3: thinking I'm getting a kiss for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, you nailed it. It was like one of
Speaker 4: those tiff moments. It was, and she gave me one
Speaker 4: right on the cheek.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a hero kiss. I'll just make out first date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cute.
Speaker 1: I mean it means that she's like somewhat attracted to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the kiss that my mom gave me
Speaker 3: when I graduated fifth grade.
Speaker 2: Still stay true.
Speaker 3: Romantically. I don't want to look too much into it.
Speaker 3: But so, how long has it been since your bar
Speaker 3: date happened?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Man, that was like two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've had a couple of run clubs in
Speaker 2: there too, and you haven't seen her or heard from
Speaker 2: her at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I went to one and I didn't see her at
Speaker 5: the last one.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I gave her a couple of messages. She hasn't
Speaker 4: replied back.
Speaker 1: I was kind of did you see under another nutrients
Speaker 1: t table?
Speaker 3: Is it possible that she didn't want to burn off
Speaker 3: all those calories that you gained together that night. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she wanted to hold on to them as a memory
Speaker 3: of your guys time together. Sorry, no more physical activity.
Speaker 5: Hold these.
Speaker 1: It's going to be my new excuse for.
Speaker 3: I remember, let's come back. We're gonna give Tess a
Speaker 3: call for you and try and get you your second
Speaker 3: date update right after this second date update. It is
Speaker 3: rare on a first date where you get an opportunity
Speaker 3: to look like a real superhero. But our listener, Vaughn
Speaker 3: swooped in to save the day. When a falling beer
Speaker 3: mug was careening straight towards the head of his dates,
Speaker 3: and before it struck her, Vaughan reached out with his
Speaker 3: powerful arms and pulls her to safety as the mug
Speaker 3: shattered in the exact spot where she was standing. Wow,
Speaker 3: I mean that should automatically earn him five more dates.
Speaker 4: Five.
Speaker 3: That's a sup that's the superhero fee. That's why Superman
Speaker 3: always has dates. Yes, that's why he saves Loislane constantly.
Speaker 1: Jo he's expecting something to return this whole time. Yeah, typical,
Speaker 1: but he's exhausting.
Speaker 3: It's true, but Vaughn hasn't even been able to score
Speaker 3: one more date with tests, which is why he's reached
Speaker 3: out to us for help. But Vaughn, how did it
Speaker 3: feel to know that you had your Superman moments?
Speaker 4: Oh? I felt like the man of the restaurant. I
Speaker 4: was that guy.
Speaker 1: Did people applaud you?
Speaker 2: Were they asking for your autograph and shaking your hand
Speaker 2: as he walked out of the bar.
Speaker 4: No, you'd be surprised, but there weren't many people watching.
Speaker 3: Focus on the.
Speaker 1: Drunk guys, don't.
Speaker 3: The next You just have to work on your laser
Speaker 3: eye vision and you're gonna be set, dude. So let's
Speaker 3: call test for you right here and try and get
Speaker 3: you your second date updre You ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Right now?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 3: Hey is this test?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry test to bother you?
Speaker 6: Who is this?
Speaker 3: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the Morning, and we're really really excited to talk to
Speaker 3: you about a date that you went on not too
Speaker 3: long ago. It's with a guy named Vaughan that you
Speaker 3: met it run club.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I can't tell that. It's a good laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, pretty neutral. But here's the cool thing you got.
Speaker 3: We know that you got to spend some one on
Speaker 3: one time with him at a fun bar that had
Speaker 3: cool shelves in it. We've heard, uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it was a it was fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well laughing still, is it a nervous Yeah?
Speaker 1: Have you heard this segment before where we call people
Speaker 1: or no?
Speaker 6: Actually, but uh yeah, we went.
Speaker 3: To this bar and yeah, we we know. We heard
Speaker 3: the story from Vaughan. We talked to him about it
Speaker 3: because he had a great time and he's been wanting
Speaker 3: to see you again and the reason he reached out
Speaker 3: to us is to try and figure out if there's
Speaker 3: a reason why you haven't met up again.
Speaker 6: Oh great, okay, well if you heard the story then
Speaker 6: you probably do. You know the part where like the
Speaker 6: mug fell off the shelf.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that was Like that was a pretty
Speaker 3: cool moment for him.
Speaker 2: I mean, not for you because you almost got hit
Speaker 2: by a mug, but pretty amazing that he saves you
Speaker 2: from it.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 6: I thought it was so weird. It was just so extra.
Speaker 6: There was no need to do that.
Speaker 4: He like what.
Speaker 6: It was, just like the whole place was covered in mugs,
Speaker 6: like on the shelves. He swooped in like in this
Speaker 6: weird split second to like save me from this mug,
Speaker 6: and like I was like, ew, Like why.
Speaker 3: Wait he was stopping it from hitting you on the head.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I feel like I would have seen it
Speaker 6: like before it did. Like he didn't need to go
Speaker 6: out of his way to be the savior you are.
Speaker 2: But I thought he said, you didn't see it till
Speaker 2: after it crashed right where you had been sitting.
Speaker 6: I mean, it wasn't like that high up. It wouldn't
Speaker 6: have like killed me or anything. It was just it
Speaker 6: was so extra and we had just gone out. I
Speaker 6: was we were there like max an hour at that point,
Speaker 6: Like we hadn't spent any time together alone before that.
Speaker 3: I don't know if the time limit had what she.
Speaker 1: Needs to know her superheroes before they step in. You know, Listen, Batman,
Speaker 1: I don't know you yet. Tell me a little bit about.
Speaker 6: I've had friends stop talking to Ice who are like, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna stand on this side of the road, like went
Speaker 2: around a walk because it's safer for you there, like
Speaker 2: and then you turned off by that. Your friends like
Speaker 2: why is that okay?
Speaker 3: So you you were saying you would have preferred that
Speaker 3: he stood back and just let you figure out if
Speaker 3: a mug was about to hit you or not and
Speaker 3: deal with it on your own.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it just seemed like he was just like obsessed
Speaker 6: with me. So I just I have this like major
Speaker 6: after that point, well, I mean, he says.
Speaker 3: On a date with you, so he is probably paying attention.
Speaker 3: I don't obsessive, Major.
Speaker 5: Find so funny.
Speaker 3: I don't want you to get the feeling that he's
Speaker 3: like obsessed with you, always watching and trying to protect.
Speaker 1: You or anything.
Speaker 3: At a certain point, I have to let you know
Speaker 3: that he is actually listening in on the conversation. I'm
Speaker 3: not in like a weird way. He just wanted to
Speaker 3: hear the reasoning.
Speaker 1: Unless he was smart enough to hang up already.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't care, bro, hang up right now?
Speaker 3: Are you there?
Speaker 5: Vaughn?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm there.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you just say alexis Yeah, because of how
Speaker 2: it's going to.
Speaker 3: Let's let him talk and maybe they can work something out.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, you to.
Speaker 4: What am I gonna do? Just let a heavy glass
Speaker 4: bugs fall on your head and potentially give me acussion.
Speaker 6: I need to be very clear about like me as
Speaker 6: a person. I don't need you to step in for
Speaker 6: me ever, and you doing that literally like an hour
Speaker 6: into our date was very weird. Im just like I
Speaker 6: can do things myself. I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. As a man, I naturally have
Speaker 4: to be in the physician to save people. And whether
Speaker 4: if you're a stranger or somebody i've met for an hour, that.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 3: So if you two were like walking across the street
Speaker 3: together and there was a car coming at you, Tess,
Speaker 3: you want him to step back and just let nature
Speaker 3: take its course.
Speaker 6: I think that I am not dumb enough to step
Speaker 6: out of the way of a moving car.
Speaker 2: I think what she's saying is that she doesn't want
Speaker 2: to be treated like a damsel in distress, Like.
Speaker 1: She wants to be treated like she can handle her
Speaker 1: own emergencies.
Speaker 2: Okay, whether it's a car pummeling towards her or a
Speaker 2: mug following from her shelf, let the girl do her.
Speaker 4: So if that scenario plays that a second time, you
Speaker 4: don't want me to give your heads up, like, hey.
Speaker 3: Look out, is that too aggressive?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 6: That probably would have been less gross than you weeping
Speaker 6: in gross and like, it would depends what your tone
Speaker 6: was too, Like if you were telling me like I'm
Speaker 6: a child that can't fend for myself in the world, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'd probably be offended. But if you're telling me in
Speaker 6: a nice way, like oh, heads up, like I'm a
Speaker 6: normal kind of human.
Speaker 3: Like pardon man, I think.
Speaker 2: I actually I actually see what she's saying, because you're
Speaker 2: in public at a bar yelling it too.
Speaker 6: I was starting to get the ick from him to say.
Speaker 2: When I'm driving with my husband and he acts like
Speaker 2: I don't see the other cars on the road, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, yeah, literally I know their tourneys.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not an idiot. Okay, that's a good example. Well,
Speaker 3: I think, if anything, Vaughn has definitely learned his lesson
Speaker 3: to not help you or look after you in any way.
Speaker 3: Watch out. No, you can't say watch out. He has
Speaker 3: to be like, excuse me, but perhaps take a look at.
Speaker 1: Her surrounding watch out, just in a cool tone.
Speaker 3: Von, you're capable of doing that, right, I'm just really
Speaker 3: confused right now? Perfect, that's exactly where she wants you
Speaker 3: to do. So with that said, we would like to
Speaker 3: offer to send you guys out on another date, and
Speaker 3: we would I don't want to like be too aggressive
Speaker 3: and offering to pay for it or anything. So we
Speaker 3: just want to facilitate a meetup of some sort. Test
Speaker 3: if you're open to that.
Speaker 6: I mean, like I feel like I would. But the
Speaker 6: fact that you're still really confused is not like I'm
Speaker 6: not understanding why you're so confused, because I you why, brother?
Speaker 3: You may want to try to mean right now, I
Speaker 3: think that's your last option.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have anything else to say to her?
Speaker 4: Listen, tests, I'll put it in words that you can understand.
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, I think anything that he says condescending.
Speaker 1: A little condescending.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you want to say?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: Regrets, something that you're going to say in the room
Speaker 3: like I did.
Speaker 4: I told you?
Speaker 1: What did you want to say?
Speaker 4: New phone? Who is? Uh? No?
Speaker 5: Day? I'm good?
Speaker 3: Probably better she's going to say no anyway. It sounds
Speaker 3: like Bond just got hit in the head by Better
Speaker 3: Next time.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.